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THE SMUDGE
THE FLEA AND COMPOSER FAILURE, DEAD. WAS IT A MUTUAL HOMICIDE?
Vernon Halliday and Clive Linley, both 49, found dead in hotel after careers crash!
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audience, .! have no fears,/ Fran( told us, .! have been +ith this )rou* for years no+, and bein) one of the 0unior editors, ! (no+ e-actly +hat (ind of chan)es +ill be needed to reverse the tide here, $y first ste* +ill be to fire all the senior staff 1e1bers, After all, you (no+ +hat they say, 'ut +ith the old and in +ith the ne+,/ 2 &o1 Haley
#arlier this +ee(, t+o *o+erful #n)lish )entle1en +ere found dead in their hotel roo1s in A1sterda1, both a**arently havin) *oisoned the other in +hat a**ears to be a 1utual ho1icide, Vernon Halliday, e-; editor of The Judge ne+s*a*er in "ritain, resi)ned fro1 his *ost last +ee( after releasin) scandalous *hotos of <ulian :ar1ony to the )eneral *ublic on the front *a)e, %hether this resi)nation +as due to *ersonal sha1e caused by the story or a hand forced by the other editors of the ne+s*a*er has yet to be deter1ined, &he other 1an, one Clive Linley, +as co11issioned to co1*ose the $illennial 8y1*hony last year, 1uch to the cha)rin of 4aul $cCartney fans all around "ritain, &he *iece, described as a, .sha1eless co*y of "eethoven7s 'de to <oy/ by 1usic critic 4aul Lanar( +as su**osed to be *re1iered at the "ir1in)ha1 Free &rade Hall
another, ! even cau)ht the1 in one ar)u1ent yellin) about hy*othetical e-cre1ent over 1y +ife7s )rave! &hey had to be 1ad> !71 sur*rised they survived this lon), )iven the circu1stances,/ !n an atte1*t to *rove the 1ost recent .1utual suicide/ theory, the city of London *olice searched throu)h the houses of both Clive and Vernon, 'ur sources tell us that Clive7s house +as discovered to be in a *i)sty, +ith +ine and +his(y bottles stre+n about the floors, Also uncovered +ere *ro1iscuous notes in Vernon7s car fro1 a +o1an na1ed ana, !s this ana another +o1an in the Flea7s life, or is it the alternate identity of Forei)n 8ecretary, <ulian :ar1ony? !s she the real reason for Vernon7s death? %hile there are a nu1ber of theories surroundin) this 1ysterious double 1urder, one thin) is for sure> if there is a truth to be uncovered, The Smudge +ill find it, 2 "riony &allis
direction of fa1ous !talian conductor, :uilio "o, Ho+ever, )iven the co1*oser7s unti1ely de1ise and the refusal of several "8' 1e1bers to *lay the *iece, the *re1iere has been cancelled and in its *lace +ill be a ne+ *iece co1*osed by 8chubert, &he t+o bodies +ere discovered in each their res*ective beds, +ith lar)e needle 1ar(s left on their u**er ar1, After blood sa1*les +ere tested, it +as sho+n that their bodies both contained lar)e a1ounts or 8odiu1 &hio*ental, 4ancuroniu1 "ro1ide, and 4otassiu1 Chloride, all co1*onents to a lethal in0ection, :iven that euthanasia is le)al in A1sterda1, it is believed the t+o friends too( advanta)e of the situation, 'n bein) as(ed ho+ the t+o +ere doin) near the end of their lives, close friend :eor)e Lane said, .&hey +ere both actin) =uite rava)e to+ards one
*reaches to hate, After discoverin) that these *hotos +ere to be *ublished in an o**ortunity to increase ratin)s for The Judge, <ulian too( a bold 1ove in choosin) to release the *hotos hi1self on a true )ut;+renchin) e*isode on Channel 'ne Ne+s, Ho*in) to beat the
&he $acabre $olly Co1*any throu)h and +ith 1y *olitical career in sha1bles, 1i)ht ! add,/ :ar1ony chuc(led, .&here is only one obvious ans+er to +hat ! 1ust do, ! need to hel* all of these *eo*le in attainin) e=ual ri)hts +ith everyone else in "ritain, At first, ! +as asha1ed of +hat these *ictures sho+ed of 1e, ! thou)ht ! +as +ea(, +o1anly, and in no one7s eyes, a 1an, "ut, ! +as e-actly the o**osite, and ! a1 *roud these *hotos )ot released for everyone to see, ! a1 no one7s slave, and these *hotos +ill only hel* 1e *ush this cause for+ard,/ %hile everyone is +onderin) over +hether or not this is 0ust a folly on :ar1ony7s *art, and a horrible atte1*t at re)ainin) *olitical )round, there is a lar)e audience )atherin) behind this 1an of hi)h re*ute, and certainly, an ensuin) battle bet+een cultural nor1s shall be ta(in) *lace in "ritain very soon, 2 $ichael "eard
1edia to destroyin) his i1a)e, he too( it u*on hi1self in a last;ditch effort to (ee* his follo+in), 8adly, this 1ove +as e-actly +hat did hi1 in, and +hile the *oliticians could besto+ for)iveness or tolerance, they +ould refuse to be +or(in) +ith so1eone of such vulnerability to ad1it to the *hotos bein) real, "ein) done for, the =uestion at lar)e no+ is +ho +ill be runnin) for the ne+ 4$ s*ot? %ith :ar1ony out of the runnin), there are a lot 1ore viable candidates )oin) for the *osition, :ar1ony has no+ be)un +or(in) +ith the &ransvestite 4in( Alliance, .8eein) only a 1ar)in of +hat these *eo*le )o
(indly as(ed us to, .Cbu))erD off!/ !t a**ears that not only does every rose
&he $acabre $olly Co1*any have its thorns, but every :ar1ony does, 2Florence 4ontin)
&he $acabre $olly Co1*any +as founded bac( in 59AA by "riony &allis, an old +o1an +ith a fierce love for +ritin), Havin) served as a nurse in %%!!, "riony sa+ 1en, +o1en, and children ali(e die, and she believed that the *o+er of +ord alone +ould be able to sto* so1ethin) as
&+ins horrendous as %%!! fro1 ha**enin), and started this *a*er in the ho*es of achievin) this idea, &he $acabre $olly Co1*any E5F $c#+an Lane