Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be

chal aage chal.

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he

he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....

Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi
; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....

Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written
in the paper "Answer in brief" !

Every morning u r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with
U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U jus make my day. I love U NESCAFE

The night is dark,the moon is high,i stop my car,u ask why? I come close 2 U, U feel shy,
i tell u those 3 words..........Oh God ! Puncture !

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab

samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat raheli
hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur
innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons !

Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a Saggitarian!

Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!

God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He
saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !

5 gr8 ppl: 1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3.

Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum, so remain in touch.

I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will
be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur
innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons !
 Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey
diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of
the way you are blocking my view.

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi
hai, aise hi aaja!!

Yeh sms mein kitne taare hain, gino to: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Iski to gayi, din
mein taare gin raha hai!!

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se
JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!