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Days
Old woman, were you ever like ?ny daughter, newly born? Old man, did such contentment ever star your brow?
What
on
I
world when
look
my
is
Where
world gone
came
all to
much
like hers.
marvel that
all
began
men
thus,
Began with
and
light;
unknown,
clownish innocence
Began with
clear eyes
and with
tiny,
believing in the
warmth
of God.
Were
With
Began
like
her
all
face
no
like her,
no more
dew
tiptoeing on
the grass.
Where did the robbery take place? Where ivas she stolen from the world, and all
without an
elfin
bugle blowing,
Without
facenewly
a breath of
Eden
stirring except
on
my
daughter's
born?
A
I
Guide
I
famous lady,
lady a
little
lacking
in
in
wit but
you were
doubt concerning the meanings of freedom and liberty you could ask this lady and receive the most lyrical of answers.
I
famous than
democracy.
In
which
is
New York you can pick out easily the people of fame.
look and walk
like pall bearers.
They
Perhaps
this is be-
Or perhaps
it is
fame
as if
it
were a
Whenever I met this lady with whom I was lunching, I wondered if Joan of Arc or Semiramis, the one-breasted queen of the Amazons, had been as full of visible importance.
I
doubt
is
it,
royal leaders
who
This lady and I have known each other for some years and our meetings have been always of an amiable nature. We admired each other but. having ideas more or less alike,
there
There
is
noth-
Our lunch
We
from which
it
we were
avoiding
We
Her
moved
Here
furrows and, by
favor of me.
"I
and other
signs,
in thought, or possibly
working around
some
would
is
like
you to tell me something, very frankly," "Do you mind talking about Jews?"
favorite topics,"
I
one of
my
lantly
for
I
was
a topic with
which
"I
am very glad,"
little skittish
"You
"I
I said.
"Jewishness
is
was sure you'd feel just that way," she said, "because, after all, you are not the kind of a Jew who thinks that any
discussion of
Jews
is
"No,
But
to
I
am
said soothingly.
was
socially a
surprised. It
sat up.
my friend regarded me as a Jew of any kind. I Here was the little slap that pinks the face of the American Jew. He fancies himself a social, spiritual, and
me
that
A
literary ally
and
name
at
called
My
hostess
was looking
something
not
We
Her
eyes were a
that after
defiant
was aware
many
place.
were no longer two Americans in a library, as on our flag. We were a pair of unrelated
at the lady, for
first in
it
beamed
life
in
which I had ever been addressed upon to be one. "What do you want to know about Jews? " I asked.
called
as a
"My
information
is
little
is
better authority.
There
also
named Klausner. He
torians!
lives in Palestine."
"Scholars, his-
They
can
tell
you
can.
the thinking
explain
Jew. The Jew who knows himself." The compliment confused me and
"I
was
silent.
would
like to
on,
"how you
What
The
in
it.
in
him that
attracts so
much
people everywhere?"
question embarrassed me.
It
It
Jews were to
my
me
from the world. She seemed to be asking me, as a Jew, to break down and confess something that would clear up the murder of the three million Jews of Europe and also throw
a light
on the true secret of anti-Semitism everywhere. "Don't you see that only a Jew can speak on this subject,"
is
actually inside
it?
Not
outside
it."
The
I
picture
came
to
me
committed against
myself a victim.
it.
am
I
even
feel
Nor
do
I
bear the marks of blows that have laid low other Jews.
in the picture
was not
but
it
was
there.
And
the world
what
The
corpse.
picture of
my
hostess
became
clearer.
She was a
"You
I said.
she demanded.
"Amos is a gentleman who was mugged last week," I said. "He was returning home from a card party and five hoodlums beat him up and took his winnings away. He died in Bellevue Hospital this morning, leaving a wife and three
children."
"Nothing of the
victims.
They
are
how
shall I
see.
put
I
collaborative
vic-
tims, a thing
they refuse to
am
A
horrible to
go on
in the dark.
And
your mind."
She continued to
quested.
I
stride
used
my
mind
but
For
my
thoughts
I
had
me
a library filled
ern centuries
that
my
in
was
suffering
from a malady
become
as
common
the world
as the
was
there.
This lady,
who
had stood
for years
tudes a
hear.
I
was giving voice to attitrifle short of divine. It was a melancholy thing to wondered where the germs had come from and how
on the
side of the angels,
this lapse
had happened.
on the
their extermination.
Or
now
that they
were
always
that they
German people were a fine folk and were more the victims of Nazism than even its enemies. I can see this argument but I do not understand it.
insisted that the
It is like
arguing:
fires
the
no feather
duster. In fact,
without
weapon
obligingly
at hand, the
murderer
is
harmless.
"The Germans,"
cried
my
hostess,
as if reading
my
of a special and
as
sub-human
I said.
beings.
You
man
of intelligence."
I
"Yes,
can,"
"No, you
sided.
are speaking
now
only as a Jew,"
my
hostess
"You
are emotional
and onein a
shift
The
grew
in
me
that she
was engaged
political
war within
herself.
fine
Jews themselves; not all the blame, but enough to remove murder as a political issue. This would require considerable legerdemain, but I had no doubts
Germans
to the dubious
would succeed. Anti-Semitism is an easy trick even for the most amateur of villains. It is more than a trick. It is an oasis in which saints can disport themselves lecherously, a little ward of lunacy in which philosophers can relax, and
she
many
who was saint, philosoalong with her many other callings pher, and invalid would find, before she was done, much riches in antiother diseases.
hostess,
My
Semitism.
The
scene.
telephone,
much
as it
dom
"I
number of places. We shook hands gingerly. would like to discuss the matter more fully with you,"
in a
she said.
"You mean about what's wrong with Jews?" I said. "Not wrong," she smiled. "It is not a matter of right and
wrong.
It is a
A
"It
is
that,"
"We
I
would be of
thought
over
as
walked away.
assisted
decided
would
I
my
I
hostess.
She had
a
me
enough.
it
de-
cided
would write
to put in
the
I
little
of what
knew
manded me
When
in
newspaper
about Jews
New
York
composed occasional
articles
was always
a literary gesture
compara-
your head
I
in a lion's
mouth.
Each
ing at
article
wrote resulted
my desk. More than half the communications were from Jews. They were usually indignant with me for having misstated the case, betrayed the Jews, and added my wretched talents to their misfortunes. Many berated me for
writing about Jews at
all
and offered
(a little hysterically)
the theory that the solution of the Jewish problem lay in not
calling
anybody's attention to
it.
These
critics told
me
that
And shame on me
could that
it
answered
as best I
was seemingly
A
me
obvious to
It is a fear that
intelligent of
this fear
like liars.
have seen
comically dressed
Another part of
my
who
filled
They
There were
a Christian
also readers
who forwarded me
if I
religious
me
far
that
my
troubles
would be
West.
These advices
a small,
usually
Of
but
pleasing,
number. Though
to
seemed
outweigh
It
all
other envelopes.
pressed favor as
raised a shout.
was not toward my ideas that these exmuch as it was for their own egos that they
stormy, unafraid Jews
They were
was
illiterate
They were
people
full
of a
wind from the sea. The heavy hand of anti-Semitism had swung vainly at their middles. They dodged as gracefully and powerfully as that little ring general who was Ruby Goldstein, and known in fight circles as the Galloping Ghost. They were
as refreshing as a
as
gay
as
as
nervous
as
Jews.
It is
for
A
these
I
write.
all
the others,
hope,
who
will
read me.
All in
all,
my
previous writing
is
about Jews,
avoid
moody
decision
The warning has failed to instruct me. For the that came to me was an urgent one. I have a misI
have a mission,
also, to
write
about anti-Semites.
task to
And
me more
than any
which
There are
worry me
as I start.
One
of them
I
important.
if
it
It is
my
country.
doubt
there
was ever
I
I
than
to see
mine.
have hailed
its
eagerly since
to the top of
in
it.
buildings.
have enjoyed
and prospered
Its history
makes the
finest
page of print
it is
To write
of
its
human
a depressing business.
And
if I
succeed
making the U.S.A. home of the free seem only a breeding ground for anti-Semites, I will be doing as glum a disservice as was ever done a land. I make a distinction in my mind. It is not of my country
I
write.
The
U.S.A., as
it
speaks
is
its
a healthy orator.
applaud.
it
my
orator has at
moments
will
if
pass. It will
And
he
am
willing to bide
is
my
time
manners.
He
an orator
who
finishes
always to applause.
io
A
I
Such
it
conceive
my
country to be and
do not write of
records the
are
of meteors.
They
are
no part of them. I write of these excrescences that tumble wantonly and dangerously out of our democratic
I write,
skies.
not of
my
is
as
wide
as
its
prairies,
on
I
it.
write not of
its
intellect,
but of
its
its
intellectual slums
where
its
anti-Semitism.
I
harelips,
sadists, intellectual
whom
speech
is
teeth ache,
bile peddlers, and invalids whose whose bladders drip and whose hearts are a sackful of worms; of religious zanies who woo God by
form of masturbation; of
spitting in
fill
the dark
worth of power, and of the doughheaded rabble ever ready with its false coin and its sickly
I
cheers;
write of
all
of lame
ducks
who
make up
der in
out.
They
are a cinfish it
my
Perhaps
My
for there
is
no
villain as
but
this
A
is
the
first
time
The
an
But
is
this is
odd
enterprise.
am
already in
my
head.
am
my
mind
at
am
a little
alarmed
anti-
Semitism
is
look
everywhere.
made, and
makes
mock
Since
cannot, however
this
me and
hit
only where
see a
result.
shall
what
a lot of
fun
is
this
is
fishermen, to
whom
the ocean
famous for
I shall
yield of
minnows).
And you
darting
ab-
my
effort
may seem
to be running
backward, or to have
squeak
down
will
sion.
a rat hole.
all
be there. They will lie in my dedication to my misHowever jumpy my parables and autobiographical
12
discourses
A
I
may become,
will
remain the
double mission
have mentioned
hope
work will
sustain
it
my
will serve to
cement
all
my
flights,
will begin
by
He
two thousand
years to
for long
turn
his
The long tale of anti-Semitism is the account of hysterias evoked by the Jew, and evoked not so much by his antics nor his qualities as by the simple black magic of his name.
Otherwise worthy peoples given to
beholding the
irration.
fine
mottoes have, on
Jew
and
There
Jew.
are
many
Much less
When we
'its
we
usually write
The Jews
new Jews
A
steeples, the
I
13
apart.
shall
not limit
my
and im-
memorial keg of
nails.
is
the eternal
we do make
such
made
chiefly
by
who
this,
speak a
two
of
to
is a
fully dramatized
The
veriest
He requires no research
Any bumpkin
can
and
less
lucubration.
The Jew
him on
is
is
stage.
is
This
other reason
The enemy
of the
The Jew is
You cannot whistle him on stage. You must coax him on with the languages of all the sciences; For a look at the enemy of the Jew you need history,,
not easy to write about.
psychiatry, biology, economics, and a sense of despair.
is
He
of
name
is
the
Mind
Man
I
and
its
deplorable Underworld.
to bring
will not
this
am neither wise, witty, nor despairing enough enemy on stage. But I promise you the stage
remain empty
dying.
and
that
you
will see
more on
it
than a
Jew
14
The
ago with the battle cry that he was responsible for the
ing of Christ.
The
There
that he
is
is
also the
Jew
is
a creature in-
Communism)
of money-making.
Next
is
ill-bred
and
which he comes the charge that he is concerned too much with the arts and higher professions and is inclined to pre-empt these from under noses straighter and more deserving than his own.
brings social stigma into the neighborhoods in
takes residence; and alongside this
There
is
Jew
is
an international soul
country in which he
who
lives;
cannot give
and beside
Jew
is
not de-
or devotion he
may
his country.
There
is
Jew
is
cendency of
is
a land;
Jew
a dangerous fellow
his
wars for
who conspires to drag the world into own secret ends. He stands, our Jew, before the many courts of gossip,
it is
apparent
the accuser.
A
Being
a
15
member
not
human
family, the
Jew
is
most
on occasion,
a little less
than god-
difficult to
discover Jews
who
are greedy,
timid, bellicose,
There
oafs,
are Jewish
and Jewish
Bill
The
ities
lies,
them as Jewish. He is an accuser who obviously selects a few facets of human nature at the moment repugnant to him and labels them
of the Jew, but in identifying
Jewish.
They
are as
much
his
own
as the Jew's.
his
In fact,
when
It
own
than
the Jew's.
was greed
kings to expel the Jews from their realm, and the accusation
was
temperament
belittled the
It
glory of
France by
obsession with
money.
was
a perversion of
the faith they professed that inspired the Jesuits to burn the
Jews of Spain on the grounds that the Jews perverted the meaning of God and Justice. It is the sick dream of social
purity that inspires the
Germans of 1943
murder and
Jews
and here
we
have a people
befouling
startling brutalities
The
doctor.
anti-Semite
is
an invalid
who
will not
is
go to the
his patent
He
The Jew
A
Guide for the Bedevilled
weak, the Jew stupid, he has only to swallow
If
he
is
make him strong. If he is few a Jews and become brilliant. If he is suffering from being unknown, he can find fame out of Jews. They are a
magic indispensable to fools. That he wrestles with the Jew much as an ape might assault his own unlovely image behind a mirror, that he
by unleashing criminally his own greeds, his charge of cowardice by becoming himself a coward, that he proves the charge of social undesirability by
proves his charge of greed
becoming himself as socially desirable as a chimpanzee is that he makes of anti-Semitism a clownish paradox known even to anti-Semites when they rest from their
labors. It
is
known
to
men
You would
man
scene
imagine a thing so
known
as the absurdities
of anti-Semitism
would eventually disappear from the huwitches and the fancy that
it,
the world
was
The
however,
his
enemy.
an
The human
as the
They
his flat
are as necessary to
him
away
his
wand,
needle.
that the
But he hangs on
not
but
it is
a particularly endearing
it,
and magic
rattle.
When
he shakes
he
all
men
love to do
A
figures.
It is
17
and edited
As
fools, there
is
no
inspires
He
is
hangover.
folly
is
He
is
when
We
the
spent.
human
idiocy.
proof of
hu-
who
a morning's correspondence
I
The
is
envelope
is
letter inside
a piece of
is
When I
open
it,
the letter
easier
The
Jews."
How bold
how
cringing
and defiant
is
the writer.
He
is
at the
on the sheet of paper. He is as invisible as bacteria. I look communication and wonder that anyone so violent as
this writer
The
in
letter grins
back
at
my wonder.
is
There
is
one calling
are buddies
murder.
The
made
The
by
is
hold
not a
letter,
but a crime.
red crayon
a
blood
spilling.
The
a knife.
And
not cowardice.
This
little
artist's
crayon walks
the streets of
Hollywood
full
He
committed the perfect crime. With his red crayon he slew me. He sees me opening the letter, staring at the red words
as if
Then
the
my
heart and
And
the
in this
Jew-killer, there
another joy
I
for him.
What
It is
I
the joy of
unended crime.
am
Thus he
on a more
I
realistic level.
happened, he thinks,
terror.
all
was that
I
chair,
overcome with
to kill
know now
man
in
Hollywood out
little
the
Jews.
How
clever he was,
my
name
would know who he was and be afraid only of him. Now so I am afraid of everybody. I I do not know who he is sit frightened, thinking he may be this man or that man, that face in the crowd, that smile on the corner. My fears
enlarge him.
He
is
everybody.
He
himself a mob.
He
has enjoyed
my
death and
my
terror.
Now
I
there
is
He
him
enjoys
my
rage.
most cer-
want
to have
arrested.
He
has really
com-
mitted a crime
not the
At this point my little Nemesis chuckles with sheer delight. The Jews are all-powerful, he thinks, but with all their power they cannot lay their hands
using the mails to threaten.
on him.
And
and he
He has baffled all the Jews. He has outwitted them. And all society. He is a brainy fellow glitters with satisfaction. When he comes home to-
A
artist's
19
crayon
all
run by
his
Jew
he
He
will
be
and give
son
ail
order ice
cream for
dessert.
he wakes up,
member I am
that
I
still
thinking
probably tore
his letter
up and threw
in the
waste-
His anger
growl,
me
will
seem
silly,
powerless thing.
seem to him
misdirected, footling.
Ic will
feel a
work with
the scowl
answer the
letter of
little
my
little
Jew-killer:
"Tormented
fantasies, the
man who
finds relaxation in
murder
Jews
there and
do you
more
operated by your friends, the Germans, and will be any better off? No.
as miserably as
you then
little
Your
the
little
when
all
Jews were
hot
Roman
Your
sir,
your
I
Dear
killing
the
little
be foolish of me.
killing then
We
both
yourself.
know whom you would start And, though I think it a much more
your
troubles,
sensible
way
for
you
to be rid of
you
are not
wasted on you.
Still, if
a sensible
with
20
of rope
me
again. I shall
pleased.
For
I,
know how
Not
all
Many
of them
come
I
in
with
all
That sparkling
grin!
know
well.
"Down
cries,
little
and
stop grinning.
letter is in the wastebasket.
The
than
red crayon
is
Monsieur
articulate
Voltaire
open on
my
desk.
He
is
much more
I
because
am more
sensitive to
They
are
more dangerous because they are more lasting. Jew hatred was the odd hobby of this Prince of Reason Voltaire just as a great detective might practice murder on the side. He was the first witty friend of rational behavior produced by the Christians. No more engaging cries
this
ornament
most bumptious hatreds of the Jew to be found in literature. It is not Jew hatred that ever depresses me. There are many writers whom I would not have without it. There are
it is
is
an honor to be
disliked,
and a
find
To
A
such
a hatred in
21
to feci
doubly
its
sting
the
sting of
enemy someone
It
who
is
has nearly
all
who
when
look at him
feel a sadness
peculiar to Jews. It
without skipping
is
Jew
to look at
a
little.
He
is
only monsters.
The
like
his libel,
horned
devils to his.
Jew
he
the grimace of
a fouler
hate.
fine a fellow as Voltaire that
It is
is
no pleasure to say of so
enemy
man
of today.
It is like
who
on
inIt is
dazzles
effect
Jew
carries!
delight and
much
What
is
man
of the world,
by
this
secondary proboscis
He may
conthe
it is
holds.
My letter to the
little
was
me;
Monsieur Voltaire
little
inspires in
anonymous
22
wood was
a
a harmless
in
jail,
an end.
Nor
his
dragged
off, his
disgrace,
to
any hoosegow.
He
is
will
pedestal.
To
boot, Voltaire
He
all
is
H. G. Wells, and
little
champions
of rationality.
No man
He
is
who
derstanding of
credential.
From
these gatherings
emanates
civilization.
And among
most polished and thoughtful citizens we find, as in the brain pan of Voltaire the same gibbet for the Jew; a gibbet
all
the
it
I shall
tail
who
persist in
keeping the
Jew
my
as
few
generalities that
fit
them
The
Jew
by not changing.
23
written
fact that he
had
lost
twenty-
five thousand francs through the bankruptcy of a London Jew named Medina. Another Voltairean tragedy uncovered by the pamphleteers was that the great philosopher had been worsted in a legal battle with a German Jewish lapidary named Hirsch. A number of eminent witnesses, among
them Frederick the Great, had brought proof that the brilliant French philosopher had swindled the little Jewish gem setter. The burden of these pamphlet rebuttals was that Messers Medina and Hirsch were responsible for warping the philosopher's mind into anti-Semitism. A number of these pamphlets attacking Voltaire for his anti-Semitism were written by German Catholic priests who signed them with Jewish names. Nothing in Voltaire's
writing
is
German
priests
the same
toris
who had
that these
Germany and
not so
much
monks came
saw
in the philoso-
worthy of
moral rage.
to paper!
was
But he shrewd philosophical pot and he elected not to answer the priestly kettle on these points. The great humanist,
a
24
and moved to
attacked
all
One
pauses to ask:
if his
He who
wonder
He
who
injustice
whether
own clumsy
they did)?
How
could a
man who
Heaven
God, confidant of
a
illogically the
but simply
in
man
his reason?
is,
The answer
what
all
to
these queries
He
men
are
is
part of the
mind
eternally divorced
from
all
reason. Just
deserts in the
most verdant of
skulls.
The
Europe for the rest of his life. It was a logical enough scandal and it satisfied the Jews. Anti-Semitism is often based on this sort of revenge motif. In denouncing some thirteen million Jews as crooked and despicable, the accuser is able to conceal the
cogitation continued to
fill
the journals of
fact
by
at
the hands of
A
But
have
I
25
doubt
this
may
owned
as small
any sharper's
only lived by
acute
slight
it
He
vision.
The Voltaire who wrote was a man of He may have brought into his writing some
but even
this
doubt.
The
a
He
was
good wit
combination that
usually
errors.
Very
like the
Gerr
mans of today, he saw the great sin of the Jews to be that they were responsible for Christianity. But he was even more illiterate than the Germans. He had not the faintest inkling of what the Jews, as an idea, really were. The significance of prophets of Israel never occurred to him.
that occurred to Voltaire
All
was
that the
Jew was
a caricature
easy to
latter.
wave
embarrassment of the
this. They saw in VolJews something much more dangerous than had inspired their own attacks on the Jews. The philosopher was exposing their own roots to ridicule. It was this knowledge that brought the priests to the defense of
The
Catholics understood
taire's
attack on the
anonymous pamphlets. History is filled with such pro-Jewish attitudes as theirs. Burn the Jew, but
the
Jews
via their
is
pogroms.
Voltaire's assaults
for a thinker
who
They were
z6
ten to one
lack of pro-
philosopher succeeded in
pummeling.
one of
He
also
this lies
the minor evidences of his bad thinking. His aim had been
to improve the
whole world.
if
To
much
still
they were
Druid fanciers
He knew
denounced
too
but
it
know
less.
He
living Jews,
and
his
mind remained
fastened
brightly
on dead
none
ones.
The
it
No less than
whom
to arrive at a conviction.
The Jew,
no more related to the homicides of David or the harems of Solomon than is the modern Frenchman to the mysticisms of the
is
He
of
But even
in this, the
in these
Jew is no
What is good
fairy tales has been appropriated by the world. The heroes of these fairy tales are the heroes of Christendom, and the
absurdities in those tales are as
much
is
Semite
as to the Semite.
There
is
no abnormality to be
found
by
all his
enemies.
interest in the existence of Jews.
A
They were
wit
27
his
is
nothing more.
more potent trouble-maker than his club-swinging coworker in the market-place. He preserves the Jew like a
patriarch in amber, and peoples the world with Hebraic
fossils.
He
if they were the breakJews in Paris, London, and New York. The Jew has not been in a position to collect eye for eye and tooth
two thousand years. Such bargaining usuriously by every people in the world
it is
Yet
the
Jews
who
are indicted
by
He is not interested in any changes Jews may have undergone in the eighteen centuries since the Cross was reared on which they were to be cruciVoltaire as vengeful folk.
the
He was
his ideas
Jew
He would
sophical of
still
it
as
one
The
men threw at David, Saul, and Solomon are bouncing on the heads of Jews more or less alive in Europe.
SOME ALL TOO FEW SENTENCES ON PREJUDICE
There
thought.
is
a lie in Voltaire
It is
his
Jewish
confusions.
not a single
28
human
origins.
Like
or lapses in logic.
that the ideas of
He
know,
as Shakespeare
knew,
men
He
thinking at us.
He
mathematics.
mania.
It is
not
rescued from
He would
full
was an
industrious reporter
a perfect poet
is,
perhaps,
to guide that
knew how
genius with
...
somewhat extraordinary
(I
among
and
sequence of
this
quotation so as to
make both
my
Voltaire's point
more obvious.)
it
He
and disorder
he wrote
"Prejudice
on the human
Consequently,
his thinking
is
and
is
behind
a statement
evil
by
It
says that
we
are
A
enment.
It
29
unreasonable because
we
knowledge.
It
which
This
ing
it,
is
a misconception so deep
and so
tall that,
in
mak-
and
all
from
is
all
psychology
as well.
And
unreason
is
of what
Jew
"miracles."
He
own
Europeans-r-that
made
worst
intel-
and
a thousandfold
more important
deck held
all
in the
study of
solitaire
human
unreason.
It is this
with ideas
of
mankind
as if that little
at least anti-social.
opinion without
It is
judgment"
there
is
a religion
this
sentence
Voltaire.
He
humanity was
fit
30
ment.
of
A
He
himself
knew
He knew
that
men
in a generation
as rational
this
men.
And
tail is
he
knew
fleas.
of preju-
dices as a cow's
The study of anti-Semitism is no more than a sidelong look at the human genius for prejudice. I do not mean our the ones that are formed by the superficial prejudices many wanton winds that blow our personalities together. Our external minds are of minor importance in our own or in the world's destiny. They are dressed mainly out of
Those
we
call
all.
our
not prejudices at
They seldom
True
fluenced
prejudice
is
not opinion at
all
and cannot be
in-
by
make up
opinion, knowledge,
as necessary
an inner unreason
is,
as
necessary to our
life.
continuation as
Evolution
only schoolmaster.
we
are straightened
our buckler
Prejudice
the brain.
is
nor enlighten-
ment pluck
away.
A
Prejudice
is
31
own
sick-
ness to others. It
ourselves.
also in
We
We
find
inimical
By
which
our prejudices
we pardon
ourselves;
we
excuse our
defeats,
is
we
we
utilize
our ignorance
Prejudice
a raft onto
can shine.
It is into this
word Jew
men
has in
human
soul
from
new magician
more
in the subconscious
one of
called
its
of
man who
is
Jews,"
is
proved himself,
ment.
if
inde-
man
of excellent judg-
He
anti-Semitism
symptom
32
can in the
darkened thought of
fools.
met him
in a history book.
He
is
tall,
handsome man
He
is
Jew
few
with the
an ivory-handled cane,
Arouet de Voltaire.
Senor Pinto, for there
to a Jew.
friends.
These are admirable works but they, nonetheless, disturb is much in them that is unpalatable
The merchant of Bordeaux calls in some of his They arrive in velvet carriages drawn by happy horses. They discuss the matter of this Jewish calumny of Monsieur Voltaire over tall bottles of wine. The Jews must strike back at this Freemason. And who is there better
fitted
declared champion
five
He
produces in
this
weeks
is
volume of
rebuttal,
and takes
volume to
Paris to
hurl at Voltaire.
in assailing
The
as if
a fool
Jews
they were
who
"are
all
pracas
from Bordeaux,
A
sian varieties.
class
I
33
in
no way applicable
He
a
reveals
corner on
much
in
like a
nothing to do but recite all the on goodness and honor. The Jew is no
such bore.
I
bow
at the
He
perious eye, takes a pinch of snuff and smiles with the arro-
gance of a Cardinal.
But Senor Pinto's distaste for all Jews but his own brocaded variety has an unhappy Act Three. Attracted by
this
Jews with ivory-handled canes and velvet full of spices and gold plate.
German
Semites.
They
Pinto's
own
people.
The
Another reason
say, here
pidity.
I
is
admire Pinto
is
that he permits
one Jew
me to own stustands in
34
a spotlight.
A
as a villain,
There
Jew
is
even
if it is
when
the
Jew
Senor Pinto
today
also helps
me
to understand
many Jews
of
who
Jews without
will these
No
Jewish Fortunatuses
know
Jews are as inseparable and identical as Siamese twins. No more than Pinto will they learn that even espousing so unJewish a cause as anti-Semitism never makes a Jew less a
Jew.
is
not entirely a
villain
nor yet a
fool.
He
is
world re-
The
logic in their
all,
own
judged by any
and even
atheists.
Jews than for Patagonians. But there comes a morning when they always wake up Jews. History stands outside
their
windows and, in a voice that seems truly that of an idiot, bids them attend a massacre being held for Jews only. At such a time the Pintos and the near Pintos beat their
bosoms and catch a look
at the true
He
is
part of a
game
devote
loss
itself
A
Jew,
Guide
35
who may outgrow and outwit it. But it is to his enemy, who refuses to outgrow a panacea so soothing, so
MICE
The
little
sadism.
lies
examine the
this flag.
under
The
In
(The
Germans, proud of
their chemistry,
calumny under which the Jew has lived is an unsavory enough residence. It is not as uncomfortable as the abattoir which is his other home. The aberration called sadism is behind his libel and his killing. Not much attentent of
tion
is
The
imagine
something
else:
and
The
Yet
it
is
a safe
It is little else.
To them
They
are
It
the
last.
German
and
politicians
36
A
fix a
The murder
does not
too
It
is
criminal record
on
its
perpetrators.
There
much
historic, religious
and
legal
precedent to make
the murder of Jews a matter outside the humanities. Jew murder has become a crime that neither belittles its per-
its
spectator.
He
human
is
corpse.
is
The
an
sadism behind
a complicated thing.
identified as
boys
who wring
the necks of
rabbits have
have
little
it
in almost as
boys, it is a sort of backward lust. But even among the Germans the pleasures involved do not entirely come from the agony of the Jews. They come from the thrill of being murderers, from the thrill of lawlessness which contains in it always the illusion of power and freedom. Criminal anti-Semites are usually people haunted by a deep
defeat.
is
Dissatisfaction, bleak
and
their secret
companion bears
thousand names.
The
may be
love
dissatisfied
with
life, his
virtues
is
most often
his virtues
or
his general
lion,
feebleness.
He
the
and whose troubles are those of the mouse. All these troubles
are unsolvable as long as he remains within the
the
common
is
and he cannot
fight back.
He
must
raise the
cry of "bur-
as this
37
is
not to
kill
Jews. That
is
a sideline,
screen.
His need
to be lawless, to
hemmed in, bogged down and mousey. Lawwhat he wants. It alone can rid him of the
his virtues.
tyranny of
powerful.
The moment
he
is
lawless he feels
as a felon
He
is
happy
who
has broken
There
are
society
is
ready with scourge and dungeon for their folcallings are not for the anti-Semite.
his
lowers.
Such
That
standing.
self;
He desires He longs
man,
to be a criminal
but
he would
like to get
back
run
at
something
to bedevil
his fellow
to rob,
all
lie,
riot.
But the
little
mouse
would
like to
do
his rights as a
member
of society.
He
time, line
by bashing Jews and, at the same up with the great of history. Anti-Semitism is the one crime for which there is neither a court of law nor
of inferiority
a bar of
human judgment.
I
It is,
therefore, the
its
most popular
its
immunity, but
many
38
tirely
Guide for
the Bedevilled
this is
because there
enough Jews to go around. Or it may be that civilization is making certain progress. But I doubt this. Our aluminum wings do not move us an inch out of superstition or abnormality. If civilization is to be measured by
are not
the progress of
human
rationality,
is
we
can
still
which
no longer than a
The smugness
of the anti-Semite,
baffling to those
who do
who
believe he has a
need of lawlessness.
is
when facts prove he wrong because the doing of wrong is his sole objective. I remember Teddy Webb, who was no anti-Semite. He
is
He
delighted
was an honorable Chicago bandit. He killed three policemen, "for the hell of it," before he was cornered in a rooming house. He surrendered affably. I was with the police when they searched him. They found his pockets stuffed
with newspaper clippings that contained
stories
denouncing
violated
that he be
Teddy Webb
every claim to
crushed like a
who had
Teddy pleaded that his clippings be not taken from him. He knew some of them by heart and he gloated in them. They were the press notices of his success. The anti-Semite
thrives similarly
on
all
He
loves to hear
sense,
how idiotic he is, how lacking how devoid of common decency. Such
common
accusations
39
of sense and
outrages the
As
As
a creature
man who
mighty
is
figure.
When you
new
convince an anti-
Semite that he
offer
a fool, a scoundrel,
his
greatness.
And
of the
potency of
Anti-Semitism
as a
High
Tariff or a Poll
Tax
platform.
politicians
greatest rewards.
a Senator.
may use it, it is not they who The cynical politician can be"true" anti-Semite can change
come only
from
a
The
mouse
to a roaring lion,
which
is
a mightier trans-
formation.
As
is
Jew
has been
lie
prettily concealed
man
cape,
coiffure.
The metaphor is not entirely apt because in Jew there has been no matador behind the
to flash
no sword
from
its
In the
game of
this
is
won, and
although
been made to
are accepted
and
keep them
altered.
They
on the
basis of their
40
The
The bad name has gone to the Jew. The continued murder of the Jew through the centuries of Christianity is as much responsible for his illtioners a particularly
bad name.
body reads
more
vital
uncommold of
murderer.
with the undesirability of the Jew and not of his His ancient slayers seem somehow to have re-
like
formed but the Jew continues obtruding out of the past an unregenerate corpse. His corpse, in fact, has curiously the look of the aggressor.
On this
of anti-Semitism
is
founded
guilty of
earned a more
sinister
war the Jew will have name than was given him by the
fagot-lighters of Spain.
itself
to him,
and he
will be regarded
picion
three
by
odd
Jews
it
will
that
by any
political or financial
A
because
I
41
this last
will enlarge
on
only
think
it
The
years
criticism of
German
difficult
few
its
a not very
at
smoke of massacre,
this criticism
was
of the crowds
and
of
full
and vicarious
evil.
These
latter will
produced
I
it.
around
me
They
are
There
is
this.
To
con-
to incite oneself to
is
of
all
the virtues. It
even more
the easier
diffi-
Indifference
way.
42
But though the moral soul is willing to close its eyes to the presence of the devil, it cannot as easily lull its aftermath
of conscience pangs. Morality
is
based
less
on the poetry
we
contribute toward
it
we
violation.
Thus conscience
will
make white-washers
of us
all.
We
will fall to searching, not our souls, but the Jew's, to find therein the true cause of his agony.
and try
name
in order to
our own.
Our verdict will be the same as all other verdicts handed down in the case of the Jew versus humanity. We will find him guilty again of having provoked by his alphabet and
his ancestors the
the
Germans.
There
the
trial
are simple-hearted
Jews today
who
are waiting
of the
against the
war in order that they may witness Germans and Roumanians for their treason human race, and their fitting punishment for the
its
massacre of millions of
members.
and no such punishment. For
the
There
the truth
will be
is
no such
trial
Germans because they were cruel to the Jews, nor yet because they were experimenting with inhuman ideas. The Germans were
that
nobody warred on
nations.
We
by
Lord
at
Armageddon,
but at Waterloo
and, luckily,
on the
right side.
The
defeat
few
experts in psychology.
We
will have
A
actually defeated
it is
43
ideas, since
we
honestly fought.
Germans have been beaten, these guns and the aggressiveness behind them will automatically disappear and there will be nothing visible in the Germans to merit our continued hate. If we have any emotion toward them at
all,
When
as
Americans,
it
will be
one of gratitude.
We
will feel
grateful
their vincibility.
embraces
one, and
vanquished opponent,
if
love, as
which he contributed by
and his defeat. Such was the history of our relationship with the Germans after our first war with them, and such will be the
history of sequel
will have to find
slain so
number two, with the difference apologies for the Germans having
that
we
brutally
many
The
"faults"
A BIOGRAPHICAL SORTIE
I
determined to do
I
little
is
one Jew
myself.
is I,
On
two
reading what
first
have written,
The
writer or
the Jew,
e,
the Americans.
And on
as a citizen of
some
literary
own
nationality.
44
book
A
I
Accordingly,
who
is
writing this
Jew, an American, or an
intellectual
phantom.
am
for that
be.
An
honest
any
self-interest,
full
nowhere who
always the
am one
of them.
doubt
if
except as a Jew inspired by the desire to defend or glorify them (God knows they can use a few ruffles) or by the hope of proving he is no Jew at all. It would please me to think my own fervor is no more than that of a mind trained in the humanities under the
beneficent culture of the United States. For, truly,
I
have
else
my-
heritage
as confusing to
my head.
It is also
way
namely, that
else.
I,
they
are, in a
But
this, too, I
am
the jew, or
We,
am
make out
another
I insist
a case
which
is
way
of
saying thatJE
both. Both
am and
both
I
on being,
and
it
will
German, English-
A
man, or
Italian,
I
45
this claim
am
I
certain
Iistory
to honest wedlock.
a rebuttal
dull
was only as little ago as 1923 that Hilairc Belloc enough fellow to be worthy of representing a fair share
it
.
.
antagonist of Israel
strains
the
problem
is,
how
to relax those
and to
are
set things
permanently
two ways to such a desirable end. The first is by elimination of what is alien. The second is by its segregation. There is no other way." Here is a Barkis who is unwillin', an Englishman who would remain, under all temptations, a toothy bachelor and marry no Jews. And, mind you, this was after the original war to make the world a democratic planet had been fought and won. (I am being facetious. I know that wars of huThere
man
do with Jews.)
his
surviving kith to
as impossible to
make
the
since
as
it is
it is
recall the
dom
"Why argue
>
46
A
it is
"when
cow
on earth
not a cow,
is
not
The
Belloc,
is
his fastidious
now rampant
anywhere.
Europe
at least,
so
The
odd thing
literature
Mr. Belloc himself has not prospered as He has already dwindled out of and become no more than a footnote to yesteris
that
day.
Then why do I write about him at all? Catholics who know Mr. Belloc to have been one of the literary darlings of Catholicism will imagine I am slyly belaboring the Papacy. I am doing nothing of the sort. Mr. Belloc's religious affiliation has
no
interest for
master was more fortunate for him than for the master
this is the extent of
my
What
he
is
actually interests
me
in
Mr. Belloc
is
who
are
are usually
is
mum. These
social
are people
both their
and
intellectual distinction.
They
osyllables.
Mr. Belloc was one of these word swallowers in reverse. He shared with them the deep fear of ideas that keeps them
47
way, were not confined to chatting about the Jews. He went after Topics like a man in a frenzy. He wrote books "On Making an
the
by
Omelette,"
ture,"
"On
Cats,"
"On
Mules,"
Tenth Street," "Farrago," a Wine"; on Hills, on Oceans, on the Thames, on the House of Commons, on Beauvais Tapestry. He has a book called "On Anything" and a companion volume titled, "On Everything." It was as if he had plunged
"Heroic Poem
in Praise of
"A Record
of a Merchant of
Button?"
One would
pillar to
down
It
at least
eye to
own
scribbler's
propose to examine.
in a
He
fragment of
on Belloc.
It is
because he
is
gifted with a
he says, there
is
48
A
little
"we
.
preserve a
shrine.
We keep
by
little
hedged
field.
That we should
desire to write
our
lives is inevitable.
We
this feeling,
'Why
should
my snouted
should
Why
Mr. Belloc, who chattered his head off for fifty years, is proud of having revealed no single secret of himself. I wonder why this incredibly snoopy fellow kept his nose
out of the
Holy
is
of Holies
his
Mr. Belloc
am
I
certainly glad
have
still
two
What
out Jews?
for Jews?
Where was
bit
in
its
I
buttonhole.
He
is
They
whom
they somewhat
if
human
of
all
at the
bottom
snobbery; and
49
offered to society as
There
is
this
by-product group
to stand pat
of Anglo-Saxons.
the
Commandment
on
what you know. And if you know nothing, you stand pat on that. The main thing is to use neither your senses nor your mind, and to behave generally as if you were a gifted
statue.
lies
the secret of
have
all
with him:
self
or (good God!)
anybody
else
know
you."
the ones I am not writing here of the artificial snobs who borrow the stupidity of their "betters" along with their accents and haberdashery. These are people who know
would be
as
unfair to
bunch
these synlife.
They
are
impostorseven
is
anti-Semites.
they put on
a threadbare thing.
The
is
part of
It
social pretense.
much more
than a highty-
itself.
It is full
of Pudor.
Rummaging through
coming up with
lucrative essays
on
50
A
that,
state-
ment
his
head
he had said
gentle-
man
a pearl in hiding.
He
Had Mr.
Belloc stayed
away from
"The
thors.
And
if
you want
sift
if,
him muttering
I shall
in a fever or
himself.
often,
now And
it is
because
symbol to me
Jew was
to him.
The
where
at
basis
regarded the
Jew
as
an
alien.
at
home everyis
in
home
It is
The Jew,
all
he writes,
therefore
the world.
ascribes to
thumping oddity he
the
Jew that Mr. Belloc is bothered by something unusually by an alienism, in fact, that transcends geography, politics or culture. Our author shivers and starts before the Jew as if he had sighted a Lochness monster in his favorite
alien;
tobacconist's shop.
alien.
It is a
Jew,
it is
a monster
and
it is
But
why
and
how
it is
these things
A
not say.
I
51
Tc has seen it
As
is
who
He
Knight battling against horrendous odds, and not Horrendous Odds battling against the ancient
out of Jerusalem.
Jew
still
on
his
mule
this
He
sets
up
Jew
is
adversary.
But
how
can
his
all
this be?
Knowing
and having
book
reveals)
he attacking?
Can you
of?
attack something
He
man
the
is
He
his
is
defending some-
thing.
He
is
Englishness just as
their
Ger-
But
is it
And
all
is it
comers
yard?
The
Club?
How?
In
what
not.)
liquor salesmen
who
(And he
52
Or
Or
few
rival penny-a-liners?
Or
Sabbath Eve?
Obviously none of
these.
And
since he
is
knows nothing
(To
say, as
he does,
whose culture and religion are actually Hebrew Bible must be "the permanent antagonist of
Israel"
is
or
maybe
a
just a penny-a-liner.)
is
But there
no denying
that
Mr. Belloc
felt a threat
how
touch of
ularly since
Belloc
know (by
book on
was evidently inside him, since there were no Jews waving any maces at his head. But there was obviously a "Jew" inside Mr.
for the whereabouts of this threat,
it
As
Belloc.
And
am
Please under-
am merely
The
it
"Jew"
too.
inside
Belloc, but
He
He
called
it
his
Holy
of Holies.
Which
really
means
Mr.
Belloc, he
A
sifting him.
Guide for
the Bedevilled
if
53
He comes
into
your eye.
I
But
shall persevere.
What
could
this
Jew and
wardly, and
also
Holy
But to
his death,
with cer-
at
which
the only
way
Maybe Mr.
Belloc's
Jews had another twist to it. Does the AngloSaxon suffering from wretched dreams and anti-social impulses imagine that
Jews
mind Jews
are a polysyllabic
As
in further
Jews
at that
if
moment
invented
psychoanalysis.
doubt, however,
of psychoanalysis
when
is
most
irritating to
people
who
him
so
what was it in the Jew that made dangerous an alien to Mr. Belloc? Was it the
He
it
with special
it
known
Or was
the
decadence
tors
but you
bishops,
curates, school
marms, newspaper
edi-
54
seeming a
A
little
potty
you
are defending.
You
seem to be
except to a
hidden abnormalities
What was
that
made
I
I
it
This
and
is
will withhold
my
guess.
What
that there
a ruse
by which our
accus-
mop
by
giving ourselves
up
to
invent one.
we try to find an uncleanly neighbor, or The Jews are always handy for this role. They
libel
and
their
When you
his
"Out with
cry
is
"out,
aliens!" out,
damned
in life
spot!"
and
literature.
the thing in
know many such Bellocian anti-Semites They make of the Jews a symbol of themselves that is damned. Then they proI
ceed to
call this
symbol
all
A Bellocian title
Jews
I
in fact
would
Like."
be,
Don't
few more
What
is it
about ourselves
honest merits?
we do
not
like?
Our
true worth?
Our
Our decent
woman and
in the dark-
ness of
all
much and
their lair
is
monsters that
55
have become too bold that arc forever driving out Jews.
remain.
voted
his life to
with
much
itself
tenderness.
it is
Usually
asked
when
less
this
by
holds in
Jews are a
large question
do
in all its
wearisome ethnologic
to be answered
and
political aspects.
it isn't
But neither
all.
is it
by
if I
saying
there at
it
Indeed
endless dis-
equivalent
a startled
When
subway,
see
a note of
who
whose
seem to
Xerxes,
I am startled because these faces belong to me. I do not wear them but somehow they are mine. The long
all
history,
me
out of Jews.
My
am
related to them.
My
mind frowns
and
diverse-looking a family.
56
A
I
How
disturbed
exactly alien.
am I? Not too much. For they are not remember uncles and aunts in my own
home, who, when they assembled for a holiday, looked like a congress of nations. Some of them had faces five thousand
years old and some of them had ideas untouched
centuries of science.
by
thirty
They are
alien for a
not
alien.
Their trick
pull
is
that they
make me seem
conceptions
moment. They
me
out of
my
have a secret
ness
secret of Jewish-
in
me.
to the oddity of face, there are also the
When, added
disturbance
is
little
do not then
criticize these
kinsmen of mine.
I feel,
rather, a
I
pang of worry
I I
the
it.
fear
is
am
but
have noted
It
has
helped
me
understand
all
many Jews
as if
know who
dream
close their
eyes entirely to
Jews
they
will, the
They
to prefer a
little
Such
are
by Jews with
some of the thoughts I have when confronted a faraway look and sound to them. I have
this little surprise
nor closed
my
eyes, nor
in
smock or
57
I
ever
hiding
a
from
its
troubles, as the
Unable to
the look in
by
the eyes of others that calls them alien, they rush for pro-
They borrow
eagerly
from
selves
up
as
Hebrew
way
ism.
part, the
Jews
know
are
more or
less
They have
mouth of
You,
the
own
who says
a little alienism
a sin?
Who
is
my
ego.
fastidious friend?
Who
Nobody,
good fellow
nothing but
my ego
all
your
own
The
I
oddities of
do not doff
their hat in
your court-
am
the only
is
jurist I
you want, but you are not mv judge. know. And, as jurist, I know that
alienism
in
a fraud.
A
I
man
of characteristics conis
sidered outlandish.
nations have
that
The
English
And
the
Norman,
And
royal house.
58
let
American.
I
know
that
all
this
taking in of aliens
is
not always
alien
if
who
comes to nest
in strange lands
is
often resisted as
is
he were
and as a
humble
laws that
All this
his
know, and
in
I feel
pang of alienism
renounce
me,
me
to
my
kin
or
to affirm hysterically
my
difference
from them.
AN AMERICAN WEDDING
I
all
the lands of
Europe a
Jew must think of himself if he be a reasonable creature as a Jew only, for he has been repeatedly singled out for
special disfavors as a
Jew.
He
it
briefly
embraced
as a
European.
Jew
a
takes one to
make an
autois
two
to
make
German,
write their tongues, increase their cultures and die for their
peculiar national ambitions, have nothing to do with his
however
and talented in behalf of foster lands, are fineries quickly stripped from him. Loaded with medals and
diplomas, he
if
is
and
is
he
is
not a
Jew
in the eyes of
God
or the rabbis, he
A
But
in
$9
no history to give my illusion that I am full citizen the lie. There was originally some discrimination in Maryland and in a few other col-
my own
onies
where
we
rights of citizenship
as well as fellowship.
was
at the
beginning
before
had become
am
We
is
no novelty
They
fate of the
Jew
in the
United
Here he
shown
the
as the
man from Sweden, Ireland, the moon, the Jew has been
rites
He
is
Why,
issue of
then,
Why
raise
an
whether Jews are Americans when they so palpably are? I raise no such issue. What I raise is the right
of Americans to be Jews.
And
I raise
all
the fantasies of
it is
Jewonly
as
to the
shamrock-studded parades on
Day.
It is
60
A
assimilated
it
we
Jews
it
who
it,
who
desire to
run from
when
signals in
Run
as
If I
Jews,
who
will have at
them?
hold
My
my
on other
fronts?
I
Why
I I
Jewish, and
am? Since
why
should they
Do
flag
prove
ing behind
against
its
and muttering
my
all
lie,
for
Jews
by the
libel
They
are
touched,
darkened,
and sickened,
sit
in the
synagogue or
on the
many
If
red, white,
my
do
is
Germans
is
a Jewish
one,
American-
ism
founded on
human
am
it
my
anger
is
Jewish,
My
Jew
except
his face,
his face.
Unlike the
man from
Ireland,
61
is
Germany, Sweden,
he
is
France, the
Jew
of America
loyalties.
As
Jew
same ideas
to
which he gives
his
American
loyalty.
He
more loudly
he not, per-
American next
to him,
is
WHO AM
I
would be wrong
I
if this
that
am
confused.
confused about
are confused
am.
It is
my
enemies
who
on that
subject.
not mine.
I
and sketch
my background.
if
It is
these
were
to
may be
a fine
way
you are writing about the shape of the heavens. But when you are writing about the shape of your own soul, I
prefer Montaigne's way.
He
threw
in accounts of his
arms
and
legs
My
discourse
on anti-Semites
My
my
my
They
I
will acquire
more import
acquire
more
outline.
existence.
This
is,
Jew
or,
more
likely, for a
this
or a mixed heritage.
My
family, including
all
the uncles,
62
aunts, cousins,
A
all
were
I
Jews,
people
of lowly origin.
who
have begun to
re-
reminiscences for
much
my
boyhood.
countered.
I recall
poverished lot
and
was born in their midst in the ghetto of New York, and embraced forthwith with a somewhat mysterious devotion by all of them. It is, in fact, the memory of these Jews of my childhood who draped me in gaudy vestments and filled
I
my
me
constantly in
my
mind
as a
Jew. Although
I travelled far
directions, I
who
had loved
me
so happily
of demands.
the age of eight, speaking Yiddish almost as fluently
At
as English,
as what was plucked out of the ghetto and toted off to the Wisconsin town of Racine. The change of environment was startling, but I cannot remember noticing it. I was placed in a public school which con-
and
tained only
two Jews. I made no friends with them. My discrimination was a matter of circumstances and not of
I
social nervousness.
as
A
diversions of
I
63
which
and
lived.
of making
become
circus
acrobats
(I
became one
at fourteen)
of playing stump
on the
Lake Michigan, of breeding rabbits, hunting crows and frogs, building huts, and doing tricks on
ice cakes in
a bicycle.
During
this time,
my parents, who
"The
on Main
Street called
moody
ordered
teach
scholar
and
me to his side twice a week. His duties were to me the Hebrew language and the prayers necessary
He
did this
abomunder-
was
a complete fool
a fact
which
He
instructed
me
in the reading of
Hebrew but
never to
read.
know
whisper of what
was reading
a piece of
Sholem Aleichim,
fact that
and
the
be able on
occasion to repeat in
Hebrew words
my
knighting
as a
Jew. Immediately
64
after
A
my
from
dismissed
my
life.
often
seen
my
comedians
who were my
uncles,
and make
merry over
Yet
remember
no
hint or whisper
families that I
The only
derogatory name
epithet
was ever
called
which
My years
panions or myself.
My own
my
sense of being a
my comJew stopped
had for
parents and
my
noisy troop of
no discussion of Jewish problems. Had anyone asked me at that time for a statement on the "Jewish situa-
tion"
would have been floored completely. There was no Jewish situation in my world of
I
redskins,
my
folks
U.S.A.,
who had, after many hardships, arrived in the and who considered themselves happily to be Amer-
was
baffled
fine English
negative.
My
more
that of a Rus-
6$
sian-Jewish immigrant.
was
also that of a
man whose
made him
of accent.
boyhood I can recall no utterance by my parents that they were aware of anti-Jewish discrimination. If it existed around them they were, like myself, too happy to notice it. They looked on the United
In
all
the time of
my
and vast
cordiality.
had some uncles and aunts who, to the time of their death,
twenty and
conducted themselves
as if
The
longer
America the
less
they, apparently,
found out of what was going on around them. Their Jewishness was a sort of preferred entertainment, and the older
they grew the more Jewish they became.
They
loved
it.
They
loved
it,
perhaps, even
more than those of my uncles and aunts who became "Americanized." For America allowed them to remain themselves and offered no calumny or peril to their oddity
as Jews.
belief that
They
My father's Americanization,
a
though
it
He
enrolled himself as
I
member
of as
many
recall that
Modern Woodsman,
66
and
a
A
as
much
marching
bolic regalias.
a climax
a ladies'
(He had an
symwhich reached
when
ways
to
assured
me
he was President.)
My
down on
sin.
many
to
festivities
of the
New York
ghetto.
At
seventeen
went
work
as a
newspaper reporter
in this profession
The newspapers of Chicago in this time did not attract many Jews. I can remember only one, an elegant gentleman from London who wore a black ribbon on his glasses and who considered
I
met no
all
his
colleagues
uncouth.
esteemed for
his exotic
manners.
my
closest friends
Among
of them
my
belief that I
knew
aunts.
exactly as
I felt
was never an alien. In fact, it was was regarded by all the newspapermen I I had been by my parents, my uncles and
I
me
whole
scholars, poets,
bar-room
A
fighters,
67
and dusty
this
of
me and
I
pleased to have
me
remember
I
Whether
knew avoided
cannot
My
around.
MY
Three Jewish things I recall from these young years. One was a swindle I practised on my editors that my parents were religious folk and objected to my working on Jewish holidays. This always netted me from three to five extra days off during the year, which I usually spent in saloons
waiting for
slayer
an
every-day
failing
decided to telephone
my
office.
was unable
to get to a
phone, for
all
found one
finally in
after
phoning
my
editor, called
said
sort of a Jewish holiday was being celebrated. He was no holiday, not even a minor one, and that there was no reason he could think of for Jews closing their shops on this day. He himself was busy in his ladies' tailoring establishment, and trade was thriving. I returned to Maxwell Street to solve the mystery of the
him what
it
closed shops.
An
old
Jew
explained to
me
that this
day was
68
was
name
The
spectacle of
it
my paper
my
editor,
that the
Jews of Maxwell Street were a little daft. Nevertheless, this Maxwell Street matter haunted me.
it.
None
of
them
Bialik, or
any other
them to shake their heads. The last reports they had on Palestine were that the Romans, a despicable people, had blown up the temple of Solomon and killed all the Jews. The third incident was my meeting two of the most brilliant men I had ever been sent to interview. They were Louis Brandeis and Shmarya Levin, both attending a Zionist congress held in the Auditorium Theater. I was assigned to cover the conclave and instead spent four days listening to Messers Brandeis and Levin talking in their hotel suite. I remember only of their talk that it enchanted me. I was used to wit and men of learning, for there were many talented people on the newspapers of that (They and their successors are still there.) But day.
also caused
I
likes of these
two Jewish
dele-
gates.
sisted
novels,
underwent a
A
secrets of
69
with
all
the
To
intelligible
on
I
all
these subjects.
recall
last
meeting.
Shmarya Levin was speaking. He had a bold black Van Dyke, bold black eyes, and a voice designed for humor. "My boy," he said to me, "you will some day write about Jews. Well, I ask you to remember this advice. When you
write about Jews, write with humor.
Make
jokes."
When Brandeis and Levin left Chicago, I was a slightly muddled convert to Zionism. The mood lasted two weeks. During its flush I wrote a one-act play called (why, I forget) "The Red Door." It was performed by a Little Theater
group. In writing
it I
Shmarya.
ing" of a
into
it.
Its
plot
a brilliant Zionist,
by
other Jews
who were
month
and Levin,
all
had
movement and
For almost
the witty
me by
Palestine.
thirty years
that followed
thought in
my head concerning
German
During these years I adventured about Germany, covering a dozen revolutions and colliding
with hundreds on hundreds of Germans.
And
here,
no
70
A
in
more than
Semitism.
It
my own
encounter anti-
my
doubt
this to
have been
by
hints of criticism.
And
since I
was
oddities
am
certain I
it
would have
been offered
Semitism had
my senses.
What
ories
Germans left me with two memof them, only one of which operates today. I found
I
full
of appeal
It
polite,
and a
little
mad with
politics.
was impossible
ladies sighed
to escape
German
politics,
even in bed.
The
Everybody
and
with
political philoso-
phies.
Even
swanky
Offizier
I
Klubs talked
was much depressed by this monomania. It was as paraif I had come upon a nation of Stamp Collectors, all with albums and chatter to match. I was also a little stumped by the homosexuals. I met more of them in one day in Berlin than I had encountered in nine years in Chicago. What was more, unlike the Chicago variety, who were sort of a nervous lot, these
lyzing as
A
They
in
71
Berliner Fallatians
women
I
but
adding
new
could
never quite get over the fact that they always looked
down
ail-
on me
ment.
as lacking
something
as if
sort of literary
and
spiritual
triumph instead of an
There was
countered so
many
people
who knew
about knowledge.
met few poets and fewer musicians. But everybody recited poems or whistled movements from Bach. I found this dull, as if I had wandered into a land of parrots, and I spent many hours arguing with Germans about the significance of their culture. I felt it went with their stiff collars and was a reflection of their
many, was willing to stand up for more than fifteen minutes. After fifteen minutes he always struck his colors and fled to England, France, and even
Africa in search of a superior culture. After fifteen minutes
ous
I
me a
culpa.
a philosophical people
for
own
much more readily than Chicagoans. And most of for part of the ledger they struck
all
this
me
as a cool
people
who
travail
dreams with no
72
They seemed
I
almost whimsical
Along with
of Teutonia
time.
these qualities
its
stark cruelty.
also
wrote of
this at the
The Germans, with all their affability and philosophy, seemed to me completely lacking in
sense.
political
a moral
BEELZEBUB AT PLAY
I will tell a
story to illustrate
this.
The
story
I
Germany
back
his
for cabling
to the
in a
Independent
The
at
story runs
came
two
German
that this
He was
staring
knew
was a curious way for a young German officer to behave, for nobody outside a Chicago newspaperman with a grudge against his editor would stand by himself at a bar
and hammer
I
his liver
my
tongue.
We
shedding
tears.
He
slid
him to
my room.
Here he recovered
in a half
me
his story.
A
He
Moabit Prison
time he had
73
During
that
hundred men,
workers, their
women, and
where the
boys.
had made one of its foolish and aborthe government of Ebert, Scheideoverthrow tive essays to mann, and Noske, the last a forerunner of Hitler. These
proletaire
week
later
My
lieutenant
was unable
all
to bear the
memory
compatriots as they
fell
They had
our
even
I
the
boys, shouted,
"Long
live
God and
Fatherland."
left the lieutenant in
my
Prison,
tree
armed with
binoculars.
From
the branches of a
of the
some distance
off, I
watched the
last
two thou-
down by
This story
my
paper.
called
was cabled back to the continent it The White Terror. from London, and appeared in French and German newspapers under
my
ar-
my
I
hotel
and presented
me
with
German bombing
Franz Knerr.
I
me by
the
German
combat.
It
had been
In this plane
went
the
to Austria
Weimar, where
first
National Assembly in
German
his-
74
first
Herr Haase addressed the opening session of Germany's republican forum with an account of the doings in the Moabit prison yard. He submitted the names of the two
thousand
speech,
who had
said, at the
end of
his
among the
its
civi-
until
unlearns
savagery."
His countrymen
assassinated
him
few years
up the
councils.
The barbaric indifference to the laws of humanity of the German officials, that enabled them to execute two thousand
political prisoners in a single night
who were
their land.
sexuality.
I
their
own
kind
and
my
political prisoners
is
one of
chief
memories of
and homo-
That and
despite
my
youthful indifference to
ethics, a layer
of bar-
barity in the
still
a generation
German soul. In that day the Germans were away from canonizing this side of their
on the
their
grounds
was already visible as it has always been to anyone looking on the Germans with German-cleared eyes. Nietzsche, whose eyes were thoroughly rinsed, wrote, at the beginning of the century, that there was no hope for Germans because they had brutalized themselves beyond
future "greatness"
cultural repair
by
I
their
French in 1871.
At
the time
was
in
Germany
knew nothing
of
its
A
Guide for the Bedevilled
75
anti-Semitic history,
knew nothing
many
other
repctitiously struck.
left
heard the
word Jew
towns
as
had prowled
its
"sing
I
dislike to
remember
a fairer
differed
be-
by Adam on
There is nothing more enviable in the world than the fine misknowledge youth has of it. It was not so much Chicago
I
left in
women,
York
I
me happy
since childhood.
Some
years after
New
"With
I I
a pencil
A suitcase and an
Pensive and a
mad
And hungry
as a
nanny goat."
My
I
disillusion did
New
York
and composer of
which is often the same as being under bombardment by air, sea, and land forces, for there are critics (God, what a swarm of them!) guarding the approaches of those
movies
j6
A
I
three arts.
was glad
had allowed
my
mastery of the
critics are
music
submarines.
I
critical
guns for
my
literary
work
in
Chicago.
you got while living in Chicago did not count; I do not mean from the local critics, who were all either enlightened or cowed, but from the boys at the
But the
catapults far away.
terings out of
in
Their shouts of
battle
Limbo. Not only were there no anti-Semites the world. There were also no people of importance
my
youth.
Francis Hackett
critic
objecting
lie
man giddy
wittily to
my first
He
in
It
had lived
many
starlight.
He
put in
metropolis,
Of
that
I
all
the calumnies
my
did not
was over the hill and far away, this one stung the most. mind being called "a degenerate," "a young man
should have confined his literary efforts to the walls
I was on top of
who
tic
came
as a clincher
A
blcs,
jj
of poets
sleet
and
packed
my
writing pad.
New York.
was, perhaps,
One
one
I
of
my first
impressions of
only
I
had
of
come
Turkoman empire
met only Jews and half-Jews with the exception of four transplanted Western friends Messers MacArthur, Fowler, McEvoy, and the Dutchman
During
first
my
year
Rosse.
These Jews
in
New
York were not like my aunts and Semites far away from Semitism
Broadway.
If I did, I
but
did Alex-
me
is
Wolfson There
originally.
much
as to
a
Such
they dominate.
tige.
It also
To
like
winning
on
a treadmill.
Having by
caped their not too satisfactory origins and proved themselves disciples of
a little
78
A
is
new Temple
This
one reason
why
any-
lucky fellow
who
new
is
clothes
up
even for a
I
although there
ball.
such a thing
We who met at dinner tables in New York were not Jews, except possibly in the eyes of the butlers. We had aunts
all
and uncles
like
my own
(
"Forge tfulness
is
muddled Hebrew wrote a thousand years ago.) Our disputations were as free of Jewish topics as if we had descended from the moon, where there are perhaps no Jews. If there was any nervous self-consciousness in this omission I did not know it. There was none in me. I had not been a Jew in Chicago and I continued in New York
not to be one.
It
seemed to
me
all
the
Jews around
I
me
It is
in
it
stricken in
befell
environs.
Such
is
me. In
New
York
my
ears that
A
I
79
of
heard
now rumors
not
German
Germans were
flirting
with sanity
but
of an American species.
hotels
Word came
that there
were certain
where even Jews of great distinction and fine tailorwelcomed and that there were certain So-
Jews.
it
was
thumping
I
said
that
against
The
more readily than from rags riches, and to they often bring into most people their wealthy estate the manners and accents of poverty.
Jews,
said, are able to leap a little
Greeks,
also
Italians,
this,
nationalities
do
and there
is
more than
there
As
by
who
by
own
failing's.
was answered
was otherwise.
is
It
appeared
or "Gio-
that
when
is
an
ass,"
vanni
a fearful bounder."
But when
this
same croquet
Max
is
Lapi-
Max
Lapidus
really a
really
There,
"The Jews, you know, are was told, you had the nuance
called
8o
anti-Semitism.
Guide for
the Bedevilled
when
anti-
Semitism was
a nuance.)
My
of anger, and
had begun to
murmur
want to go into Sets where they were unwanted? Why want something that did not want you? Particularly something so vastly unimportant as the good will of a total stranger who was also an ass? Such an attitude not only be-
you but increased the stature of your enemy. You pumped him up with your chagrin. It made him at once your superior, and his anti-Semitism became a social crown which you, yourself, had clamped on his silly noggin.
littled
who
gives a
damn about
it
He
has hung
I.
a smallpox sign on
and
it's
he
who
And why feel depressed about man dislikes me for being Jewish,
who has proved much more. Jews, I said, were inclined too much to fall down like dominoes. When a Jew in Pasadumkeag heard that a Jew in Albuquerque was dishave
lost the
companionship of a creature
himself a fool.
He
has lost
this displeasure
woods over
woe
as distant as
Here was no way to be, I said. The Jew was no bit of flora that must give endemic response to air currents. We
were individuals and must put
ship.
The way
to fight an anti-Semite
was not to
fall
down
A
when he aimed
Guide for the Bedevilled
at a
81
Jew
My
answer
it
it.
There were flaws larger than elephants in my logic. For thing, I was talking not to Jews but to anti-Semites frustrated ones. That is what my fashionable Jewish friends actually were Jews with an unhappy distaste for their kind. This distaste made them automatically look on bona fide anti-Semites as their betters. They suffered from antiSemitism because it was actually a goal denied them. There was an even more elephantine flaw in my logic
one
my
Jews by
likely
talking to
them
My
confession of
it
will
make me sound a playful and posturing fellow. This I am not nor was I ever. My misunderstandings came honestly out of my nature which was full of trust and of juvesharpened
my
my
ignorance intact.
My
two
confession
is
that
a high society
phenomenon
between
millionaires,
why
82
was willing
to be part of
any
no
My
ter.
I
failing
is
my
unworldly charac-
is
Existence. It
true
surrounded for
est in the
many
by
I
a toiling
working
classes.
regarded
all
somehow
pathy
It is
part of my family. I was ready to love them, champion them and be fascinated by them. But my symfell
obvious to
me now
and that
that I
was molded
in a rather
man were happy world I had known as a child. You cannot do this and become excited about what Karl Marx defined as Economic Determinism that bedrock of one's relations to one's earnings on which many philosophers would rear the Soul of Man. This missing sense showed up often in my writing. There you found my heroes usually living in luxury not gaudy luxury, but something even better a happy unconcern with the problems of making a living. As a writer, I always gave them plenty of cash and dropped the whole business of Economic Determinism right there. They were then able to concern themselves with more vital matters, such as psychology, biology, and the manufacture of similes. These economically untroubled heroes of mine were no escapist's creations. They were actually like me. I, too, had
childlike pattern,
my
early years as a
me
the
A
to
83
able
was always
make
large
thought.
it
The money
I
disappeared as mysteriously as
came.
And
the
manner
in
which
made
it
had no relation in
I
my mind
to
I
any strug-
felt, a little
I
vaguely, that
was being
like
was.
Economic System.
my
ignorance of the
in the
wounds
of a social climber.
Jews
that
who
law
who knew
were most
easily arbitrated in
such fraternal
There were gifted doctors to whom anti-Semitism meant unsurmountable handicaps not in social life, but in the fulfillment of their work. They were barred from
settings.
all
And
there
were
other professional schooling, for Jewish student quotas prevailed in most of our colleges and trade schools.
There
little
deals, as well
and there were even trained and eager warnever be allowed to fight for their country
who would
most
in their
skilled capacity.
And beyond
all
these people
clerks, artisans,
84
ers
A
who
Of
my
first
years in
New
the tenacity of
illusion, I
was
still
Meyer
with
war
heroes,
read,
ment
He
had enlisted
a
at peace,
and struggled to
lowly
his
position in a
spirits
ground crew
in the Philippines.
Here,
bardier.
a
undimmed, he rose to the status of pilot and bomFour years after being graduated from school as brilliant, but undesirable flyer, young Levin celebrated his
by dying
heroically
Such was the confusion, misunderstanding, and indifference which made up my first responses to anti-Semitism. They were based a bit on the failing of which Nietzsche
once wrote, "the malady that
I
carry in
me
is
the love of
human
beings."
My
my
heart,
me
older.
after
all,
that
arena.
They
themselves.
When
I first
arrived
New
A
minor
rotic hostesses.
85
business, affecting
to have anything to
in the
her.
The
Jew, and found neither tics nor bclittlcment in his presence. But those pleasant days are over. The unearned incre-
ment
Gestapo eye
at the
Jew; not
of
it,
or most of
it
but
a sufficient lot to
men-
And though the woes of such afflicted millionaires leave me as unmournful as when I first heard of them (and denounced them), I am moved to take a new look at the swells whom I left in my
ace the dinner parties of the rich Semites.
their
ping-pong
I
may
help
them
to under-
new
diversion of anti-Semitism.
Much
much
as their yells
would indicate. These would the rich were being shot down on
in
all
They
more of
a din
over the curtailment of a few privileges than have the Jews over the bloody business of their extermination. But
is
this
only natural
when you
always have howled louder and carried on more frenziedly over the loss of a few lux-
They
fatal
catfits
have
86
They have convinced most of the philosophers that our highest human function lay in keeping the rich content
and
quiet.
The
own
two decades
after
premature.
They
still
Some
view.
They have been robbed of distinction and The loss is not fatal but debilitating.
I
a point of
When
most
first
somewhat nerve-racking young iconoclast) I observed alinstantly that there was actually nothing distinguished about them at all. They were not even villains. They were, for the most part, amiable people with good diction and a (I used to write like this when I was flair for bad art.
I
younger.)
next observed that the business of being distinguished
lay not in the heads of the rich but in the heads of others.
And
many
afar.
That
a vast
and
lesser
world
87
With
The
rich in that
day
were permitted by logic and tradition to look down on the poor, and to dream nobly at the same time of doing something nice for them.
All this has changed.
It is
informed rich
about
how
man who would sit around today dreaming The poor have risen. They
and not
his handouts.
These
are
I
Semitism (as
moment),
is
particularly
among
who
run the
a centerpiece.
Robbed of their window dummy distinction and their Lady Bountiful point of view, the wives of our wealthy are the eeriest group of humans to be found in the world, as far as I know. They are all practically lunatics, and suffer
from the
it
shell
shock of idleness
although
hesitate to call
suffering.
Their recent
activities as
war workers
doughWork
a
swabbing
that the
aggravate
and
war
no healthy
breakdowns. There
conI
tingent
who work
among
is
not to
be found
honest patriots.
that the
The
truth
is
in the
88
world, the
A
less
Guide for
the Bedevilled
it.
do the rich
feel part of
It is
the poor
who
own in
time of disaster.
A war such
and sailors, strips them of glamour and meaning and leaves them without a Society leg to stand on. And there you have
the secret of their anti-Semitism.
What
other distinctions
And now
mind.
it is
look at history.
They have
who knows
way
them only with efficiency. But there are some historians who have in them more the joy of life than the pompousness of data. They come to
Death seems to
inspire
tale
of
human misadventure.
tale, evil
In their
weak
glee-
But
We find in the
more than defeat or victory. For on reading them we look rightly on the conflicts of the past and we become like a spectator who watches two teams engaged whose objectives have no meaning for him. We have no interest for the f oolish goals that spell triumph
or for the lesser score that registers defeat.
We
are fasci-
A
nated
valor,
89
by
we
more than
half divine.
seem almost
and hear our
When we
predecessors
we
see
the
hurrying
toward
senseless places.
We
do not applaud
we
This
lively
is
were
they
by using
and possibly
their
To the
past,
I
little
tribe of historians
He
they
first
many
During
occupied
by an
unconquered or unchanged people in history, the Jews tasted of the barbarity of a hundred nations. They were
harried
civilized part) to
the other.
at
Never
When
90
umes,
To
have fought
tirelessly
and with
so
many
lost al-
VTVA FROGS!
It
and to
out as that of
Israel.
it
to the
Rome
cleared the
even of
this dust.
And
game of
centuries
became to
it.
Incred-
When I my town.
of
was
I
boy
one
my
Into this I
would drop the dozen comatose frogs and start for market. The little Saurians fetched a nickel apiece from the butcher. But I never earned a nickel by this enterprise. No matter
how
escaped.
They
squeezed through
my
fist
one by one
as I as
Never have
I felt
anything
maddeningly active
dead ones escaped.
Even
the
lie
used to come
home
at twilight as
and
on the
grass,
any
anti-Semite.
91
AROUND
NECK HE WORE
The
It is
history of the
It is
other people.
Jews is not like the history of any more than a tombstone or a fairy tale.
Most Jews
are not
aware of
this
tag any
When
Jew name
first
word
a greater vividness
in
noids
You said "British" and thought of adeand Trafalgar. You said "German" and thought of
Europe.
it.
And
so
the
Jew
a
is
name
that
It fits
into
word
stands apart
will have
I
it.
your mood
But always
felt
was
a separation
I
significance in myself.
human
Look
as I
might,
me
word
was
I
mote
in
my
neighbor's eye.
my
ten on
It is
exceedingly
92
hard to read.
A
I
It
has
taken a number
am
What
in
offer
may
already to be found
any
scholar's library.
But
these. I
have only
Graetz
for consultants
these
A TRUNKFUL OF GHOSTS
When
cited as
I first
if I
was
as ex-
The
Jew was not a "racial" phenomenon, but The Jew was not part of world history but
is
why
quish him.
why
his
casting spells.
and
his
haunt-
history of the Jews reads like a trick done by the Harry Houdini, master of illusions. They axe captured, bound in chains, bashed with hammers, pierced with knives in all their vital places, jammed into a trunk, and the trunk, before your eyes, is lowered to the bottom of the sea. After
late
among The
the revelations.
an impressive
the lid
interval, the
trunk
is
refreshed.
unbound and opened whereupon the Jews step out There is no mark on them, and they are not
effect of this trick
is
even wet.
The
stupendous. Yet
see,
it is
a very
simple trick.
The
Jews,
you
into the
A
trunk at
all.
93
They were
It is
always an empty
trunk that
is
were
in
it.
To
explain this
stantly refreshed
Jew
is
going to
command
all
my
wits. I
that the
God has anything to do with it nor do I think Jews have even much to do with God. The tag on my neck says nothing about God. The whole business of miracle and hallucination with which the highly dramatic
don't think
instincts of the
Jews have offered their meaning to the aside and with no harm done to truth. The
God
The
of
and dream of power in the Jewish ego a dream human individualism and the ego's supremacy over tribes,
and kingdoms that came sounding out of the
first
states,
Prophet Samuel. But they were the accidents of circumartists who are They were not a religion of egoism. The Jews were that. They said God was allpowerful but they meant something quite otherwise. They
stance or biology.
Or
they
may
have been
meant
that the
mind
Him was
all-
powerful.
They meant
its
human
spirit that
spirit.
could
dream of
own
perfection
was a mighty
94
am no
historian
all
and
less theologian.
am
an admirer.
admired
the
Jews of
whom
Graetz
as
tells.
They seem
It is
often as
mad
as Hatters, as
is
monstrous
their mission
clear.
It is
an admirable mission.
mission to think
all
human
from
ants.
Any nation intent on the perfection of the ants must automatically hate the Jews. Any nation whose power is its
statehood,
whose glory
is its
subservience,
must immediately
The Jews
They
is
say
it
in
confused and
of humanity.
On
this
Nietzsche writes
fantastic terms
intellectual
the health
"It
was Jewish
free thinkers,
scholars,
and physicians
ment and of
The Jews
all
decadents.
They
are
which
we
He
hewn and invites strangers to come eat with him in new house he has built. He is the father of democracy.
has
A
I
is
95
He
and
the
first
to stand
up
in history
He
is
on
and he has an
The
Abraham.
He saw no kings when he studied the stars, and dreamed of leading no armies when he fell asleep in his new house. He was as unworldly as Adam, but with a new type of unworldliness called introspection. He wondered who he
was and,
after some confusion, figured out he was God. Whereupon, he saw no reason to care or to wonder about anyone else. I admire Abraham for his twin invention of
man
or such a
is
the
somewhat pre-
rituals,
and their
slightly Phoeni-
Abraham
trademark on their
souls.
is
The
the one
human
attribute that
on
disaster.
When I
Jew
for their
know
is
in for further
magic or
their
many
is
My admiration
96
acles
make me seem full of irreligion, now that I am about wander off into the Bible. The Bible is an old house and we are all its housekeepers. We do not like to see its curlikely
to
tains disturbed or
its
will
possible.
in
an absence
fearfully
of religious faith.
am
willing to be
God without
My
very
They
illu-
mine
light.
make
a steady
The
I
me
that
is
God
is
all-
Mysterious, all-Inconceivable.
nod. That
just the
way
liver
am.
why my
it
functions as
all.
does and
all
who
suggested that
ants.
function at
All
is
mystery,
but the
Them
understand a
bit.
They
are here to
of psychology as
set
before him.
most
their liveliness. I
do not mean
disaster.
of dodging
A
I
97
mean an
bubbles away
Jewish sap in
civilization.
It is
against
and
lost.
It is as rife, as
it
caper-
world
decided to be rid of
it
because
offended the
Glory-ants.
Ahab, King of the Phoenicians. He presided in the city of Tyre and he had for a spouse an overactive glandular female named Jezebel.
I
go looking into
this time
because the
trail
of anti-
another
the
official trail.
five centuries
have a
less
venerable history.
They
Those modern mutterers against Jews who would like them all removed from the earth but who are, at the same time, fearful of offending them are Ahabites. And the Pogrom, that has no such divided feelings, is bloodthirsty Jezebel
spouse of
all
half-hearts.
B.C.,
fifty years
poets
was already gone. It had lasted two hundred and and flaunted twenty kings, among them two fine David and Solomon.
ruled Phoenicia, the Jewish
Its
When Ahab
Kingdom was
a chronicle of
already an epilogue.
story had
become
minor mischiefs. The Jewish genius for disorganization had begun fully to assert itself. But though its greatness was
gone, there was a quality lingering in
the
its
It
98
for there
battle;
A
nor
was hardly
be grabbed
by-
He was
an amiable
man
had
and interested
chiefly, like
any schoolboy,
sires
in learning to
fathers
the
Phoenicians
straight.
Neverthe-
itself
Ahab
rightly considered
What
Ahab and
was the
the
first
time in history
any people,
an interesting
hour to look
It is
It is
anti-Semitism in
its
human
luna-
insists
on donning
the
idea
is
on many names
in history
men
its
many
come an unmystic matter called Moral Ethics; called also the Rights of Man. That which began as Ego, affirming the power of the individual, will, in a later day, affirm the power
of
all
individuals.
A
there
99
who
begins them.
The
idea that
was something more powerful in life than the whim of Kings, that there was a justice that the mind could impose on the might of nations, began with the Jews.
The
so
artists
and egoists of
this idea.
It
was
God
And
it
to one
God
tale.
into a fairy
was
in
its first
stages. Justice
was
one
who
spoke
it.
made an egoist out of anyKing Ahab, who was part Jew, felt the
it
idea in his bones but, with the rest of the Semitic tribe of
Phoenicians, he
that
it
was
a little
vague about
fleets,
it.
He
could
feel
the importance of
his
his palace,
life
viewed from
vantage
chiefly
it
by
negatives. It
was not
it
com-
petition,
nor was
even what
in anti-Semitism
that
it
was not
started
by
At
the
time
They
Bull
believed in one
God
as
Jehovah
by
It
the
altars.
This
first
picture of
God.
was
a reproduction of the
ioo
Moses and the children of Israel from the top of Mount Sinai. Having beheld God as a flame on a mountain top, the Jews had vowed never to picture him as less. Their eternal
light
on the
altar
was to be
their
ceivability.
a Bull
with
When
almost
all
The
little
flame of
God was
It
was anonymous.
soul.
soul
was the fire-picture of the individual was supreme, and that its concepts
fifty years of
instead of in a shepherd's
They emerged from the business half Jews. If Ahab had let them alone, they might
altogether as Jews. There's a history
I
and
half
have vanished
It
The
matter of what
I
God
looks like
it
gious history.
became obvious
Graetz.
ceases to exist.
thing.
He
a
He
d'art,
This
is
the Jews.
He
wanted wistfully
not
be owned by them.
A
The
ship
101
civilizations
downward. They worshipped Gods whom they were careful to make less important than men. This was the first wisdom of the world the wisdom of kings. Their lesser Gods could not interfere with their bad habits. Nor could they send telegrams demanding revolution and disaster. Neither were they waiting in Heaven ready to punish them for villainies that seemed the charm and salt of life.
Ahab
shared, with
all
a great and
was danger-
by pronouncing a benediction over himself. Man, in Ahab's world, was a slave until proved otherwise. In ours, thanks greatly to the Jews, he is a master until demoted by events.
Ahab's amiability also inspired him against Jehovah. Said
Ahab,
if
there
as
The Jews were about ready to trade in God for this set of wall ornaments. Yet Ahab
and Jezebel, looking on the Jews, decided they needed further humanizing.
The
first
anti-Semites,
They
a thing
that usually
becomes
102
GIRLS ARE
too great for his armies, had dispatched Balaam, his most
gifted magician, to halt
spells.
The
who
come by
vious to
senses.
was imper-
assault
Obviously, Balaam
knew
however
this assault.
Israelites
He
any passing
stranger.
This
rite
was performed on
The Israelites,
restive and,
the
Hebrew
activity,
chiefs
of Midianite religious
undone.
A
There
worsted.
is
103
a brief
how
It is
saw one of
a Midianite
Israel's
men
his
maiden on
arm, eager to
make
sacrifice to
Baal-Peor.
Whereon
Phineas,
waxing wroth
at this spec-
all
do not doubt
this story.
Moral awakenings
are almost
In this case
virgins
to
was running low and the wily Balaam had begun throw in substitutes.
Ahab, King of the Phoenicians, pursued the course of Balaam in his first anti-Semitic plot. He sent an army of
priests into the land of Judah,
maidens of Astarte.
fornication.
These
rites attracted
and
it
replace the
Ark
ham's children.
But, as always
when
is
Jewishness
is
in danger,
whether
deviltries, there
appears a Prophet.
Elijah.
for fornications.
He wore
black
hairy cloak.
He
104
a sect called
"The
who
and
They spurned
also all
work
as vain
and
belittling.
is
hovah alone
idols."
They went about declaiming fiercely, "JeGod, and Baal and Astarte are dumb, lifeless
by
the whoopings
What did
of Elijah?
Elijah
Not
own
And
history could
Ahab
that Jehovah was a God with an He had never yet crossed a frontier.
in the
actually a
man
anti-Semitism
is
based on
this vision.
He
is no religion at all but a great bomb. Ahab has built a new city, Jezreel, and in it raised a palace made of ivory. Here he comes to enjoy the winter months with Jezebel, with his stone tablets and sundry painted fellows. He has also a father-in-law who is in charge of a thousand priestesses of Astarte. These are beautiful young women whom the Bible describes briefly as
social
abominations.
Under
a
all
words of
Elijah are
bomb
threatening explosion.
The
Nazarites, or Jews, or
Israelites,
Ahab
Therefore, he
listens to Jezebel,
who The
is
no philosopher
like himself,
but a
woman
scorned.
thighs.
A
think of no
105
ing them.
sies.
way of out-arguing the Jews except by murderAhab also is too naive to resort to any hypocribefore a day in which the worship of morality
He
its
lives
and
become the
religious
norm.
Man
of vision though he
a
his
men worshipping
God who
many
as himself
God
vile
and only
noble.
is
the
unended
of anti-
Semitism.
He
myriad of dead Jews in the world, but these lon-haired ones who fall before Ahab's soldiers are
the
first
humans
They
are the
men
human
ideal.
Ahab where
all
his
He
which of them the idolators or he make a sign. Ahab was fascinated by this proposal and considered the contest fair enough since the priests of Astarte outnumbered the Jewish entry four hundred fifty to one.
could induce
God
to
He
these unlikable
106
who came
after
was not
in the eyes of
On
The Jew
is
the father
of their morality and piety, but these children slam the door
in his face.
They even
one of
become Jews,
the Christians.
since their
God
and
both
entirely Jewish.
is
simple
enough.
The
Christians
Christians. Christianity
its
God
and
its
Prophets, but
human ideas. The Jews had been unable to peddle them anywhere. They had succeeded after the fourteen hundred years between Moses and Christ only in keeping these ideas alive and warm. The Jews had become like a hen sitting patiently and fanatically on an egg that refuses
to hatch.
That
miracle.
this
The
egg did not hatch out a world of Jews is no miracle would have been in its doing so. Then
we would
The
it
Christians
by
divinizing
Guide for
the Bedevilled
107
Heaven. The Jews had been worldly egoists. They had demanded, to the consternation of Kings and Powers, that
right
evil,
talents of the
The
with so
many new
angels, miracles,
democracy
but vanished.
The
rights of
to a place
beyond the
Thus
lution
Christianity
removed
from the
earth. It built
were quick
at
to see this.
lowed
them
after justice.
It
assured
them
was
in the
hands of the
angels.
lies in
More than
this, it satisfied
will
be
They were
overjoyed to
set in
The
no way with the kingdoms of the Thus Christianity reconciled the enemies of the world
by
108
A
now
The
were
Rights of
Man
new
incense of Christianity.
still
They were
not
lost
were
on
it
any more.
all
And the Jews were not allowed to Nor did the Christians sit on it. It was
incubated slowly in the areas of time.
miracles
it
When
the
new
were
words and music written, and the Christian incense sweetening the world, the great fact to be observed was that
kings and their admirers had found a
Ahab
him.
of rendering the
Jew
powerless.
to to
tian Bible
books
They
could proceed
Jews by the ruse of paying homage to a dream of goodness happily placed beyond
human
I
reach.
It is
are,
around me, that the Jews are also hypocrites when they are lucky enough to be in any situation that calls for hypocrisy.
in such a situation
and per-
A
agreed that
Guide
109
God was
it
They daily by
a
kingdom and
Thus
faith. It
it is is
is
we
arc
all,
Jews,
Christians,
and Mohammedans,
inclined to be faithless to
properties.
our dreams
GOD CAN
MAKE
The
King Ahab gave the command for the praying contest. Astartean priests erected a magnificent altar hung with expensive fabrics, shining with a thousand jewels, and no
doubt enlivened with the
in the world.
finest
pornographia to be seen
Nearby, Elijah
it
nothing
The
wondrous shrine, cut themselves with knives, let their blood cover them as they rolled about in fornications, crying out,
"Oh,
Baal, hear us!"
came
to an
end of
their supplications
the ground.
They
the
on
his altar
He
spoke
words of
Hebrews
that offer
homage
to the
many
virtues of Jehovah.
And
even
as the
no
stones,
and
crumbled
scattering
it
as
Nebuchadnezzar was
to
crumble Jerusalem,
it
his court,
Elijah's miracle.
am
also,
but not by
may
well
of a Kansas farm.
years,
is
What
many
to learn that
won
the contest.
I
differently.
would have reported the matter would have written that Jehovah was angered
I
by
Elijah, that
He
lost
His temper, in
fire at
all
fact, to
such a degree
that
He
destroyed
for
utterly,
and dried up
good measure. This seems to me pure logic. That Ahab saw the incident as he did is truly a miracle of that illogic by which divinity seems usually to win its victories. That the priests of Astarte were so defeated by the destruction of Elijah's altar that they hung their painted heads and moaned, reveals to me how far my own is from the religious mind. I would have shouted with glee in their
place.
Elijah, flushed
with
his debatable
reward.
Here
is
something that
Elijah
finally
episode.
a sane
And
there
is
A
shows you His
Guide for
which
God
favor.
AND
ITS DISDAIN
little
OF PROOFS
only a
way.
Why
did
Elijah, with
Ahab gaping
all
in his
laving proved
Ahab and
Baal as a
God, why
demand
On
about him,
to death.
I
know
which
sit
admiringly.
it
This
liveliness
had of
Samuel and
Isaiah,
and
all
out of nobodies.
It is a liveliness that
quest, that does not seek for glory, that does not desire
monuments of dead bodies or of carved granite. It fancies only one monument itself. It can imagine nothing in the
It is
content
God
and
was
a distaste for
no rewards from Ahab because his Jewall the things bv which the PhoeElijah, in his leather belt
his shoulders,
nicians
measured greatness.
and
was
ii2
He was
the
his
own
king.
He would
continue to
move through
deserts
and
cities
who were
delighted to be
somebody else's subjects. It was the prophets, says Renan, who put the stamp on the brow of Israel. Before that the Jew was anonymous.
Since that he has been the troubled anarch, the Individual
around
whom
events, dynasties
a stone.
like a rapids
around
see
him
as
fect Jews.
There
are
few
like
its
him
in the
ego and
its
lordly scorn of
in the
who
down on
Art
it
own
older than
Jewishness.
its
It
has built
many
temples, but
has
none of
own. It can be Jewish, but it does not have to be. Yet Elijah does exist today, undiluted and unbarbered.
exists in the
less
He
a
thunder, no
man
and
plausible powers,
man
Jew because he was once Elijah, Samuel, and Jeremiah. But he is no more Jew than Kentuckian. He is part of an evolutionary foment in the human mind.
A
As
a
1 1
Jew
I
I
am
Anti-World.
is
crown
docs not
fit
my small
head.
this
Many
identity
by
papers as
long
hair.
They
are not
more
still
And
this spectacle.
But
I,
little
exultation in me.
The swaggering
enemies disposed
Elijah
wanders
it
off, his
modest hundred
of,
and
who actually won the miracle contest. The liveliness of the Jew has ever been of this half-mad sort. The lightning bolt that strikes him is always a sign in his favor. He is punished for no reason, burned, mobbed,
humiliated, and
all
these
wretched bolts of
I
licfhtninu are
Jew
God
If
he did, he would
and bolted to Christianity. This the Jew never did because he was too deep an egoist to be impressed by a friendly or
unfriendly God.
He dreamed
himself.
The
heavens might
fall
on
his
his soul.
ii4
^
I
When
know
I
use the
word Jew,
hardly
ness. I
meant the psychology that bedevils the anti-Semite. will finish now with Elijah. He had a mission and he
fiercely
moved
and
it.
He
desired to find
some lowly, plodding fellow tending and anoint the startled laborer as
King of
the Jews.
just this
before him.
They
sought to insure, at
its
inferiority to themselves.
They
commanding its powerful finales although this never much depressed them. They knew the most glittering of kings and the most powerful of systems obeyed the exit sign on the mighty temple of Karnak "this, too, shall pass." They
knew
I
that
all
eternal ego of
man.
enemy
the greatness of
nations.
The
Nordic
line
child in
never breaks.
It
itself
and minarets of
new
religions, crawls in
dows of
locate.
philosophers, and
grows
Its
like a
cities.
neatly.
The historian with a strong stomach can follow it (Name the cities of Europe and you have the tombs
of the Jews.)
A
My
He
pauses at
Ic hears its
most distant
He
watches
all
He
moves, sadly,
Dante, through
shambles.
alive in their
synagogues
in
flee
down Span-
seize
tendom with the Black Plague. In Basle, Freiburg, and Cologne they make an almost continual bonfire. Cossacks to the east bash them to death against stone walls. English-
men
with
to the
tales
west halloo
at their heels
and go home
at night
Jews.
I
facts,
I will
They
On
two thousand
Jews of Strassburg are all taken to the burial ground, tied to stakes, and burned alive. Around this time the Emperor
Charles
gift.
IV
Worms
He
thing they
find.
The
Jews,
In other towns,
Mayence
is
one,
Jews rush into the streets armed with cudgels and die
despairing manner.
in
in a less
There
Thermopylaes
n6
lost?).
one (and
who
says they
and
is,
apparently,
still
misleading.
On my
I
was
fascinated
done-by
Israelites.
something that, when I met it, had the odor of During the eighteen centuries in which hate, humiliation, and massacre boil constantly around them, my kinsmen, the Jews, reveal a single, unwavering character-
Here
is
miracle.
istic.
They
with an inca-
no more imwere raining. For centuries the Germans clap horned hats on them to distinguish them as a scurvy people; the French and Spanish but I will not go into more of their troubles. Suffice that they are endless, bloody, and fantastic. Yet, surrounded by a demented Europe, by the hate and contempt of a perpetual lynching mob, the
pacitating sense of horror; they are actually
if it
pressed than
as victims
nor pariahs.
They
fill
the
new sciences. They widen the fields of medicine and law. They open trade routes. They write great books. They are busy as beavers
lands with universities.
They
invent
if
there
were no enemies
at all
bay-
They
and
fall-
A
ing.
They remain part of a world toiling to disgorge them. They remain its friend. Not only is their victory one of survival, in itself a notable one, but one of intellectual increase.
Their troubles
seem only
to
improve them.
is
Christendom
and Lutheran
are
makes
mark on
it is
all
the eras.
It is
dom
of
bewildering genius.
Robbed,
hounded,
it is
always exuberant;
it is
always
full
of a baffling poise.
my
my
with the
upon,
I
details of so
met
The year is 1280 and Aboulafia, the way from Barcelona to Rome, a trip
years, for he
is
Kabbalist,
that takes
is
on
his
him ten
often beset
by
ruffians
counties of Jew-haters.
deflect
him from
III
his mission.
He
is
call
on Pope
Nicholas
The
Pontiff,
however,
who was
then in Suriano,
1 1
a day's distance
my
town
When
my
chamber where
one of
my
finest
works
The
book finished, I pursued the Pope to Suriano, only to learn from the heralds that he had died suddenly on the eve before I entered the town. Such are the miracles which
continue to befall me."
I
doff
my
all his
kin of Europe.
as
Incredible Jews,
unchanging
that
Nothing horrid
mankind can
devise
is
breathing, thinking,
plotting,
understand
all
this
even better
phenomena
write.
personally,
these
It
is
For
am
Jew
in a
Jews
even more actively than the world of Luther and the Popes,
and
son
bats
am
I
unimpressed. In
my
still
circle
and
am
which would
(in a
tire
way)
is
lucky, for
am
quickly fumbling
among parchments.
Guide
119
Much
the
among
Germans
hobby of exterminatLooking
Nazi ideology. During the time of the massacre of 1940 onwards, I have read every day vibrant disputations on
almost every subject except Germans.
Our
soldiers are
as fiercely as
But he
is
is
hydra-faced
anti-Semitism and he
is
Semitism.
of the thing
Half of our most rabid anti-Nazi journalists are secretly infatuated with the Germans. That is the way of
one
hates.
many
writers: there
is
too
much
sickness in
them
to
make
in a Cause.
The villain who halts our pens is also called by the name Good Taste. Virtue is to an ugly woman what good taste is to a stupid man a false riches. Writers who are too
full
of the
They
are
flaunted
by
all
120
A
for the
Nor
As
much
about them.
They
are full of
many
foolish
ways of deadhim
as
its
German
hatred.
Too
timorous to fight
lessening
by
a back, either
own
or
its
There
deeper look
at the
few writers who concern themselves with a Germans than is to be found in the shifty
political
commentators.
They
men.
Germans
bad boys
unmasking of
ishes in the
Germany. They
is
body
Germans.
They
their
its
superiors, not
its
eradicators.
The
disease inspires
them only
to stick out
own
chests.
Looking on
evil,
own
virtues.
battle.
They
are
Narcissus
who
carries
And
thus
we
when they
see
it
in the
movies or
are not
hear
it
over the
air.
The Germans
it.
have
this
minor flaw
who
More
ers)
irritating
who
preen themselves in
the presence of
evil,
who
cling to reasonableness at
usually at the
A
cost of reason
that not losing
121
itself.
philosopher at
are of this high-
once.
Most of
the intellectual
Jews
know
falutin' ilk.
I
They
Germans.
Jew.
out from un-
can understand
It is
way
more comfortable
This identity
escape the
men
of righteous vio-
lence
is
difficult for
attenuated souls. It
like
even
mental
rocks.
Even much
crete and
"philosophy"
is
Communism. Here
human
pleasures to
Com-
Jews.
of man.
He can enjoy the nobler anger against the enemies He can escape his personal pain by disdaining the
as
being unimportant
comhe can
workers by the
capitalist system.
And
He
is
able to look
on the
all,
Germans not
as
today's murderers,
are, therefore,
but as tomorrow's
but
Communists. They
not enemies at
Thus he
122
the
A
Germans
To
boot, in achieving
all
much more
positive
and more
one
the Communist
who
has
often a valuable
it
this
pogrom-acrobat
landed safely on
He
is
He
gives to
the heroism
is
own
kind.
not quite
who
Germans or who hide in the folds (God knows what they hide there.)
American
It is
flag.
am not
for vilifya
little
and leaping.
The
who
are
not Jews
ity of "thinkers."
They
a cool
who
are elegantly
It
proud of keeping
head amid
disaster.
may
be that
because
evil as evil
This
may
hid-
den
virtue.
When
Bruderschaft,
a
Jew)
This
most
unscientific
way
of studying a dis-
A
aster, this
123
It is like
contemplating of
undisastrous sides.
letters of a
murderer.
BORGIA
I
WITH A COO
remember doing this myself once as a young reporter. voluptuous young woman of Chicago had slain a dentist
I
in his office.
slayer
still
She held an
"Oh, I love him. Oh, I love him so." This declaration fascinated me. I spent much time with
the
unhappy
girl in
her
and outs of
wrongs done her by the wicked dentist. He had refused to marry her on finding out (in a hotel room) that she was not a virgin. This narrow-mindedness had shocked the young woman. She asked me, tearfully, how could a man scorn someone who adored him because of some foolish and forgotten accilove and hearing from her the long tale of
She allowed
me
shed a
To
onment
figure, a
for
life, I
considered this
was sentenced to imprisyoung woman a romantic driven to murder by the greatlater to read
one morning
an authority
I
that
my
in her prison.
My
editor,
who
considered
me
on
this case,
hud
already offered our readers, ordered me to rush to the scene. The young woman remembered me gratefully. She wept
124
^
The
by
the prison
guard.
by words
What
she cried.
When
I left
the prison
it
occurred to
I
woman was
I
murderer
and that
me
am
That they
humanity.
obvious.
But they
They
Our
only
condemn
whole people
is
as evil
when
that,
obvious
music lovers
and very
I
tists
efficient
with
test tubes.
am
be
German
lies.
to-be either.
To
man.
my
interest
The
tiger
is.
of
we
do not
woo him
with a saucer of
his kittenish
legs, lungs,
modicum
and
I
of reason. But
am
and weep
see
dead body.
A
of the murderer.
skins, their legs
125
without
and
fillment of a crime
my
day,
notice that what impresses such writers chiefly is that the Germans have elaborated a style of government that all good Americans consider to be lacking in the virtues and charms of democracy. Under the German government, I am informed daily by our own finest thinkers, men are not free to think and act honestly, and all their social maneuvers are dependent on the whims of a dictatorship. I do not understand what is wrong with this sort of government for Germans.
I
am
is a menace to the world. It piles up armament and brings on wars and almost w ins them. This I do not believe at all. The Germans, under an economic system handed them by the angels, would pile up armaments, bring on wars and almost win them. The Germans, like the poor, have in them a need to assert themselves, and this need is as independent of economic systems as a wolf's howl is of music critics.
like
is
their
it.
Nazi government.
It
have
my own
makes the German obvious, easy to understand, and infinitely less a menace than when he is posing as a zither player in a Tyrolean hat.
Our
is
like
126
A
When we
throwing stones
him.
hit
have knocked
I
German
one,
it,
the
German
is
a true
German, and
we
I
are safe
from
his wiles.
Germans, but
the world as a
rest of
German government.
should be
left
them,
from Tantalus. They should be allowed to remain Germans in the open, with a good spiked fence around them such as is used in rendering a zoo harmless. Within this Nazi zoo maintained by
after they are defeated, as a gift
Germans
could then
listen to
inconvenience no one.
When
their claws
we
offer this plan as the only one that can satisfy all sides
wonders of
less.
They
but they
will plot
and suffer
until
they can
be Nazis again.
of their leader.
human
rights
The name does not matter, nor the name The important thing is the surrender of and the existence of diversion. The Nazi
It is a
very stimu-
The Germans
them
is
and need
much
to stimulate
into
any kind of
activity.
As
individuals, there
all sit
A
their
127
whom Nietzsche called "Germany's national disease" would end by strangling the thought of
professors
the world.
just as the
man who,
see
deny them the only diversions possible murder and lunacy providing they are forced by the police to practise them on each other.
Locked firmly
tapo intact) the
in the
middle of Europe
as
Nazis (with
their
own problem
of extermination in their
massacre would
and contribute
in the world.
much
Our
to our understanding of
abnormal psychology.
our
have defeated
after
soldiers
enemy resume its masquerade as members of the human family. Thus we will reap from victory the reward of allowing the Germans to delude us
again.
It is
we
last vic-
acing government,
them and restored them to we were able to forget happily that they were Germans. This was an unwise thing to do. It will be even more unwise tomorrow. I know I am speaking into
a
but
wind and my words will carry no further than my nose, I say them anyway; if not for the guidance of nations,
Tamerlane, the conqueror of the great Persian monarch
128
Bajazet,
was wiser than our statesmen. He put the mighty Bajazet in a cage and studied him for many years. He never went anywhere without taking Bajazet in the cage
along with him.
The
away
Such would, undoubtedly, be the end of Nazism, locked in Europe and deprived of all outlet. It would be
if
who
died from
CAP IN MYTHOLOGY?
Ever
unmasking of the
in large
see them.
To
all
others they
we used to
Although
my
all
thesis
anti-Semitism,
am
lured
from
its
it
to sniff a bit at
that
is
German
anti-Semitism.
Nietzsche,
who
well in 1900.
He
He
pery
The Germans,
all
that
is
cre-
They
. . .
how
The Germans
peoples of
are the
civilized
Europe."
It is a
con-
and
is
the Germans.
They
have been
backwardness longer
than any unit of people, and they have been always proud
129
me of the line from Bret manner which the editor of a westwho tells of Harte, in the ern boom town paper reported a flood that engulfed the
of the fact. Their pride reminds
community. "The
Island
editor,"
larte
Rhode
its
now under
by
water."
equally impressed
longevity.
in the records of
mythology.
the Franks,
G. Frazer
Visigoths,
when
Scythians,
German
inhabitants
still
trees.
up
into
would
roll
them,
commune with
the term
"wooden head"
persisted.
Through
all
German
them
nor do they
quite
fit
the world.
They
are always
full
They do
That
is
why
they are so
It is
It is a
a food
a great appetite
but no larder.
And
130
ness,
The English have become heroes by their conquests. The Germans remain clowns on the outskirts of all their victories. They cannot
they have none for possessing
digest their loot. In their attacks on their neighbors, they wind up always like hoodlums with delicacies not meant for them. It is this that makes the triumphant German look
always grotesque.
DISCOVERIES ARE DANGEROUS FOR FOOLS
The German rage against democracy is based on many German factors but also on a few democratic ones. The German hates democracy because he does not like himself.
He
his
It is
his
faded skin.
[the
It is the ideal
first
by
"They
Germans]
of
all
wish to
And
described again
soldiers
the best
and
is
German
living in a
lie
Democracy
own, but
out of water.
He
is
can only
on
his
power, not
if it
He
dreads initiative as
were a pox
pri-
and he blubbers
vate, are
on to depend on
whether public or
Nietzsche.
This backwardness,
the
Germans which Jewish egoism has helped create democracy. Democracy is to the German a truly evil thing since it robs him of his profession as a servant. But the rage of the Germans against Democracy was not
of
life
A
it
Guide
own
If
it
were,
attracted the attention only of psychiatrists and not historians. a rage based also
on the
deficiencies of
Democand
racy.
They were
able to
pounce on these
deficiencies
Germans perceived was that Democracy had lost its bloom in an industrialized world. The inventors of Democracy had worked without knowledge that the soul of man was going to end up pouring out of a smoke
the
stack.
What
The
of
its
many
friend
for one,
who am
is
its
and
its
Democracy
it
not entirely
for tomorrow.
literature
will continue
but
it is
doubtful whether
tered to
make even fair government. (The prospect is that Democracy will survive as a religion, as a sort of earthly
version of Christianity and Judaism.
That
is
the future
last
Renan predicted
for
it.
He
work of
are always a
see this
They
were
unfit)
was not
more
sensitive
132
or
mans.
They
who
has to live
among Germans
apathy of their
ness;
still
suffers
lives, their
mimicry and
translation of a
German
one."
Obviously
a people
"Eureka!"
was time to change the economic world a bit a discovery they were kicked into by their went to the sodden German head. first World War defeat They made the miscalculations common to drunkards.
Their discovery that
it
First,
as
larger,
prettier,
and
more
it
an ideal
logs,
were
able, after
many
cen-
promote themselves to
in the
ants.
The
spectacle of so
many machines
belonged to
blitzes
ants. And that a little propaganda and a few would transform the world into a sensible ant hill. The news from the Berlin of 1935 that the Germans had
And
whom
all
advertising matter
a tonic.
133
the
knew well enough who and were. Nietzsche had summed them up "in really matter, the Germans are no longer worth
considering."
And added
then the
intestinal
later, "If
bestial
ones alone!
Germans [and not of the ancient origin of the German spirit can be
depression."
understood
nosed must
tificate as
feel
handed
a cer-
world champion.
For
it
the Germans.
their liver
was not Nietzsche alone who saw the sickness of The Germans themselves have always known
was
off.
who
That
In
is
why
all
felt
much
Such mood requires too much egoism for a German and a little more blindness than he can command. The German can love himself only if there are enough of him around to drown out his misgivings in large and noisy cries. As a hero, he is the chorus boy, never the
self-affection.
soloist.
German
lands.
19 19,
man The
was
on
and mannerisms.
was devoted
to the
The
result
the hundreds of
German
134
poets,
A
and
industrialists
whom
talked,
who
had any
its
love of anything
gestible
German
except
possibly for
indi-
German
They had
could go
any more. There was nobody left for the German to love but himself. With what travail and confusion he planted his unwanted
kiss
on
his
own brow
is
now
a matter of history.
laid to this
The
Germans can be
without going
mad
first.
KEGS OF DYNAMITE IN A
I
WINDOW
Illinois,
was once
strike.
in the
town
of Carlinville,
on
Sun-
day afternoon
in June.
The
were
be
on
My
editor,
on hearing
Army would
a
called in to
end the
strike
by shooting down
of Herrin,
Illinois,
it had been demunarmed miners, however angry, hungry, and full of complaints, were no match for infantry. That was a happy time in which rich people allowed policemen
A
and
rifle
135
their
economic prob-
lems.
I
forget
now
I
the
Ludlow and
Ierrin.
number of workers who were killed in It was large enough, however, to fill
my editor
were
My instructions
A
to keep
this
on
my
a
toes.
I
On
more
Sunday afternoon,
Carlinvillc with
no
idiotic pastime
rain.
The
an
were
all
in their
I
Union Hall
listening to the
had
hour and gone away feeling sorry for the miners. The hall was jammed and hot, the oratory was without charm, and
the cause of the strikers looked a
little
shaky.
A
iron.
on Main Street
under
it.
like a
washerwoman's
towns
in Illinois
as the
The town
sizzled
Prairie
blank
sky
the
full
of a dust that
There were no movie theaters, no radio; the hotel lobby was an ill-kept oven; there were no ice cream parlors, and the saloons were
South Seas and other places of escape.
all
closed.
to
street
my
editor
who,
was
full
of
stark idiocy.
There was not even a dog barking, a drunk snoring in the gutter, or a cloud in the sky. I was a sentry in a wasteland. I stopped to look into a window. The window contained
Violence, forsooth!
136
diversions
when
spied in the
like a little
window
corner a
row
its all
of six books,
standing
captain. I
grew
and devoting
my
my
mind.
all
of one
"Thus Spake Zarathustra" by Friedrich Nietzsche. Nothing could have astonished me more. The only book on sale in this dust-bitten prairie town was a great, wild, half -intelligible work of philosophy! As an avid admirer of Nietzsche, I was thrilled by this
six
They were
copies of
was full of cynicism and curiosity. I entered the store, open because of its commerce in constipation cures. I expected to find some eccentric old scholar who was slyly peddling intellectual anarchy to his townsmen. A midwestern chromo rose from behind the counter the bleary,
I
toothless storekeeper
who
is
town
as its Civil
at
me
a little fur-
He
off.
He
returned with
books.
"How many
"They're
of 'em
all alike,
aren't they?"
He
nodded, reluctantly.
A
"One
137
will do."
He
mc
volume.
"Are they
selling pretty
his
well?"
He
shook
head.
"Only
this
one," he said.
"How
"I
did
you happen
to lay in a stock of
'Thus Spake
Zarathustra'?"
saw
it
it
I fell
for
it."
"I take
you were
misled.
misled."
He
that
nodded.
I
"Yep,
was
That
last
saw this advertisement, I thought it was Tarzan who was talkin' and not somebody nobody ever heard of. So I ordered eighteen
handled.
I
Only book
When
of 'em."
"Where
mouth
let
fell
"Sold 'em.
shut.
I
When
just
it
found out
I'd
been stung
kept
my
put the
people figure
for
it,
damn things in the window and anyway they wanted. Twelve of 'em
book?"
It
same
as
me."
the
it.
don't
make
sense."
their copies?"
The merchant's eye lit up. "Not a one. I figure they were
back with 'em."
too ashamed to
come
"Ashamed of what?"
138
Or maybe
of admittin' they
and white."
the
He
weighed
this for a
clusion.
"I ain't tellin'," he said.
I
my
paper
Nietzsche
me unused
the wire
My
editor
handed
it
back to
when I returned to the office two days later. "The next time you put anything like this on
marked rush," he
said,
"you
will
anecdote because
time
it I
it
and
because
insults,
this
will not
be thrust back
me with
it
and because
not
high
all
They
are there
by
Germany was Nietzsche's Carlinville during most life. The man went mad sitting like an impostor
store
his
of his
in its
window. And I think it likely he would go out of mind all over again were he to peer from his grave and
with him. For
A
The only
at
139
joke he
them.
He
and
lyrically,
I
le
found
a certain
cheer in
day the Germans would read him, blush with shame, and
mend
their
ways.
It is
the weakness of
all
philosophers
that they
more Scripture
a philoso-
is
more than
pher.
in
He is him. He
German phenomenon. A nation is revealed is German in the same way that Shelley and
exist in the
who
English
to wit, poetry
existent thing
ness.
among
found
in
lands.
They
are the
few
eagles hatched
all
by
the
many
hens.
other values,
There
is
It is
by study-
we
The
artists
to the ab-
sent virtues.
It is
as
The
The
dullest and most inarticulate of Englishmen add Keats and Shelley to their bookshelves and become presto! part
quite the
140
opposite
is
of no importance.
alive to contradict
assets.
They
The
French,
who
measure
by sous and
just as the
And
whom
Keatsian mold, so
it is
on
his
book-
and a "superman."
if
He is
as little that
he would be a king
with him,
a
is
He
becomes
nose for
crown
It
Golem
raises to his
*
a whiff of
not in him.
was
and
He
died in a
madhouse screaming
attack
that he
was being
crucified.
His biog-
grandiose nonsense.
Christianity or Christ.
He
attacked only
Germans and
by
differ-
ent names.
All that
this lone
write of
better to
is
Teutonic
eagle.
He
wrote:
"He who
well-
Germans must consider how he may more and more grow out of what is German. The tendency
disposed towards the
A
to be
141
un-Gcrman
mark of
efficient
mem-
Throughout
his
life,
stigma of Germanism.
He
man
slavishness,
thundered lyrically
artist
German impurity
and vulgarity.
like a
No
He was He was
man
cabin
full of
too honest to
instead to
from them
too
wipe
ways, unvulgarize
etiquette.
them.
He
a fact that
paragraphs unintelligible.
At
sat.
the end
German
("The
that his
Germans
that they
are barbarians
and
worse.")
He saw
aunts and uncles were not only kin of vast vulgarity, but
murder unthink-
known
to other people.
He saw
the
And
all his
around
his
and he must
already!"
sit
when he confronted the German criminals own kitchen table. They were his kith among them, shuddering and crying out at
what have they not
cost us
One
Poland.
million
Jews were massacred by the Germans in Another million were disposed of in Germany,
A third
in Russia, Serbia,
142
countries.
starvation or
overwork or on any
a plan.
sat at desks
battlefront.
They were
done in according to
The Germans
mans
city
way
were not
usual Germans.
planners,
They were German professors, officers, German writers, German heroes, German musicians, German scientists. At these desks were all the German students and leaders and polite citizens whom we will see again when, as tourists, we visit the streets of conquered Berlin. They will be walking in
businessmen,
these streets,
bowing
windows
At
these desks in
all
sat,
The
German governor
cars.
of
Warsaw was
Each freight car was equipped with enough lime to up two hundred Jews. By the time the hundred freight cars arrived at the burial ditches, twenty thousand Jews
eat
were dead
it
in them.
Germans discussing these matters at Lime hurt Jews more than bullets or even fire. faces off and removed their bellies slowly.
to the
won
A
high distinction.
Guide
143
He
youthful bomlime,
gunning twenty thousand Jews in the roads outside Odessa, the young German heroes had learned two vital German
virtues
marksmanship
killing
humanity.
who
figured out
ways
sons.
Jews
that
money
or contribute a
little
to the education of
dumps
for Jews
were constructed.
I
have read
many
reports, not
The murder
children in lots of a
hundred, a thousand,
five thousand,
ceeded since 1940 with ever-increasing efficiency. In conning the reports of this extermination of Europe's
Jews,
mind has remained never long on the screaming lime pits nor on the crackling synagogues filled with burning Jews. Nor on any of the piles on piles of dead Jews in the rivers and ditches. My mind moves always to the Germans at the desks inventing new ways of murder, giving orders for murder to be done, and receiving the reports from the lime kilns, the gas chambers, the machine gun and
arson squads.
my
Good Beethoven lovers who will laugh and caper again when these troublesome days are over! Watery-eyed herrenvolk with
tight,
144
German
he
is
politeness
bending
goes to them
a
my mind
no
to the biirgerliche
German
man
He
in his hand,
to make, yet he
is
He
is
not even a
sadist, in
the
more
dra-
He
is
a pure murderer.
The thought of killing defenseless people brings a glow into his fat German neck. He needs no more than the
thought to gladden him, no more than the police book
reports of
to give
him a sense of
understand
achievement.
When
tories. I
German
at his desk, I
I
It is
man
a version of
has found
new
delicacies.
When
look
seeming
human
at his desk, I
know
that there
is still
The German
at his desk,
lie
to
all
human
unit of the
is
German citizen, this proud and modGerman people, is not "avengChrist, for the time.
ing" Christ.
He
done with
or not.
has
Christ
was
a fool,
Him
The
time.
little
German
outgrown
for
the
He is bristling with mythologies better designed to add a little gaudiness to his goose-stepping. He has dusted off the
A
Maidens
145
Fire
is
Siegfried,
Wotan, Gnomes,
This
no
has
into stupidity.
He
not gone to
fortune
is
dreams but to an
official
it
teller.
He
around
is
a hero.
His
new
religion
Nor
in
this little
I
anti-Semitism.
Ic
cents at Coney Island. German concerned with dinner table is not a social bounder such as we have
in his sub-
as the
only proof
of
German
that
it is
a logical
development of
own
little
Who. Nor
is
the
as
little
German
ments such
that the
aliens
who
lated.
He knows
They
their
He knows
that the
most German-
loving people
who
German
Jews.
Even
like
German names.
And
Jews
Jews of other countries. There were never such obedient and appreciative Germans as the Geris,
that
Jews.
man
culture.
And
146
even
the
when the Germans loved English or French German Jews loved only German culture.
is
more
Nor
long ago
the
in the first
money, works of
art, factories,
These millions
It
who were
being mur-
paupers.
was
murder for
profit.
As
German murderer
of.
at
He
Ger-
knows,
as well as
finest
mans have always been hybrids Goethe, Wagner, Mozart. (Wagner, whose father was a cobbler in the ghetto.
Mozart, of
whom
Marie Antoinette
said,
him play
little
brilliantly
on the piano
as a child
when
cannot be a genius."
And
ordered
his
Jew Azar to Mozart, the mighty German.) He knows that the best Germans have black hair and
is
is
that
at.
He
he
This
is
murderer
at the desk
is
when
German
them
(just as
said of
that they
He
a rain barrel.
He
has read
German
cries of
A
"racial
147
lie
Possibly better.
at
knows
straps.
a foolish scientific
tugging
your
own
boot
It will
sillier.
never
lie
little
lift you up, but make you look only knows that there are no pure races
And
he knows, too,
how
homosexuals,
author of "Mein
Kampf" and
in
which
crippled souls.
I
am
I
much
it
credit to this
derer.
at
our propaganda
that
know what Truth and Decency are. We bring them this news a little wildly as if we were missionaries with plums
for
backward children. The Germans know about Right and Wrong. They have made an extensive study of it and often even set it to
music.
visions
They know
all
our
tracts, all
our mottoes,
all
our
not
the
comic ones.
It is
from any lack of enlightenment that they sit at their desks and order lime for the lime kilns, order the murder of millions of
beings.
is,
the
German
and faded
anatomies.
is
sexual manifestations
marked
the
anti-Semitism
of
Streicher.
The They
148
Guide for
girls,
tlye
Bedevilled
German
brutality
is
a back-
German
neck.
Out
it also.
rises his
need
of subservience. neck.
Subservience
warms
at his
this
German goose
Murder warms
little
The
German burgher
more lime does not quiver with low of twenty thousand more dead Jews.
spiritual satisfaction.
He
he had
What
to Jews.
killed
usually that
and
political plots.
To
those
who
tion of Jews from non-Jewish sidelines, the theory that Jews are being killed by murderers is even more untenable. There is a matter of history involved. For if the Germans
who do
it
fol-
murderers
and
Yet
Nothing else about the Jews is truer. Many factors serve to make them a target. Many moods and motives seemingly combine in the minds of the antiSemites to make the Jew a candidate for the gibbet and the lime kiln. But these are superficial moods and motives.
it is
true.
A
They
149
They
arc
from
are
financial to national,
from
biological to financial.
alibis.
They
Hence
their shiftiness
little
ency.
Every pogrom
scribbles a
historians to study.
It is
a foolish study.
killing of
They
are
itself
the anti-Semite. It
is
warming
It stirs
human
stirs
sometimes only to the bird-brained chatter of the "exclusive" dinner tables, sometimes only to the cousinly deeds
Sometimes the
too civilized to
kill,
spasm of
distaste, a
Or
of
is
he
is
always murder.
It is
mask of anti-Semitism.
The
little
German burgher
by heavy motor
money-saving device was thought up by a German General in Roumania) receiving the reports and enter;
this
150
little
blood fancier
who
He
is
He
is
the pure
German relieving himself as in an outhouse of his German vulgarity, stupidity, and insensitiveness. The deed of murder unconstipates him. The deed of murder elevates
and enlivens him.
It is
by murder done
that the
is
important
perhaps that he
by murder
his
that the
German
own
an
of
man) asserts his crudity over the finesse to which he is an unhappy stranger. Murder is his only escape from his damnable subservience. It is the only deed open to slaves. It is the only strength
artist (a
human manners
German
human warmth of
successful insensitivity,
successful backwardness.
Bristol.
hear
beginning Monday.
street cars,
German
matrons on the
behind the counters. These are good people, say our journalists,
then.
These are
ticians, then.
we
savages
who
A
I
151
remember
First
World War
tale of
the
I
liberal
remember how they filled the world German worth come out of the four-ycar-war eclipse. This tale will come again. The little murderer, returned from his desk in Warsaw or Prague or Amsterdam, will see again the hand of human
kindness thinkers.
with the
honest
He
will shake
it,
listen to
is
Beethoven, lick
a profession
his chops,
and bide
his time.
Murder
not
you can
practise constantly.
It is a
tune you
when
good Ger-
man can
self to
I
murder
a fine, big
murder.
see
way
have no hope
I
know
world than
intelligence.
evils
more complex, force. By pity we share the we forgive. We embrace them undangerously with
deeper,
forgiveness.
Cook County Jail in Chicago twenty-two of them. I knew them all well, listened to their life stories, and sat on a wooden bench and watched them hanged. I remember
several generalities about these murderers.
One was
friends
that they
all
anonymous
used to
not admirers,
but forgivers.
The own
fire,
sheriff
parlor. Blackie
Weed
who
152
thirty-five
many
sentiments, most of
them of
a religious
The
was
God
call
all-merciful
everywhere.
The
knew
better.
He
They
used to
God damn
knew
morbid minds."
better.
And
the
cells,
used to say
when damn
God
who
themselves."
There will be flowers in Berlin. Great masses of diplomatic blooms and statecraft roses will pile up on the desk of the little burgher who used to telephone for more lime
for the lime kilns.
I
remember another
generality
themselves.
No
they
all
exhibited one
ashamed of the
how depraved or low they were, common human trait. They were all crime committed. Blackie Weed and Teddy
matter
Frank
depressed
baby corpses
her baby farm. Morno, the truck farmer, shook his head
and whispered to
me
Carl
Wanderer
assured
me
he
found unbearable.
A
Much
153
the
prospect of punishment,
much
but
of
it
by
at all
common
was
also
They
suffered
human
"isolates," a sense
only very
to profit.
people can
My
that
brilliant
nor
artistic.
were related
by
much
ory of
way
at the
mem-
faux pas.
They
it
However
to the
dear the deed had been to them, the world had repudiated
and made
its
memory
left
undesirable.
They bowed
is
them).
They were
more
agony of
villainy that
Unlike
all
There
no eyes of others to stare them out of counteAround them are only German eyes, the eyes of German thinkers, philosophers, businessmen, leaders, sciare
nance.
154
entists.
A
The
these eyes.
German burgher
a city, a county,
He
He
abnormality.
He
is
His judge
says,
is
the spirit of
done.'-'
Germany
and
it
smiles at
him and
"Well
Well done,
fat neck,
little
burgher!
new
pair of glasses
on your watery
defeated once
Beam on
but the
the
He
Venus without
little
Germany
is
more
German
never conquered.
He
has a thing
that sets
makes
all
little
them
for
again.
of books with
them
again. Beat
is
no need
polices Berlin.
You
can
smile to yourself,
You can
German
eyes
and be
leave
they return.
The
policemen are
going to take
many
things away.
you the best thing untouched your red hands. As long as your red hands remain, the Fatherland
the
A
great tribe with
155
is
cold spots in
its
neck
safe.
Quiet
off.
MY
The Jews who
DARK PRAYER
as
are
by
They never
died.
my
What
warmth of faces and the rights of man. My heart did I never mourned them as racial familiars. not weep over Europe's Jews as at a family grave. To tell the truth, it has not wept at all. It has felt only outrage.
I
doubt
if
felt
more.
My
outrage
It is
who
I I
died de-
fenseless.
for those
who
slew them.
these
Do
I
live to
be a keep
hundred,
their
I
I shall
remember
I
Germans.
until
if
shall
name
in a lime kiln of
my own
am dead
am
dead.
And
ears
shall
there are
any
to listen then.
The Germans
at a roadside,
outraged
me
foul and wanton, and because they are fools such as gibber
with
spittle
They
outraged
ters
me
way
to the
mastery
of men.
They
outraged
me
And
they outraged
me
because
am
156
A
this
That
human
tribes
this leaden-hearted
German
judgment on
the
the
name weed
of
at
Jew
its
name
that dwarfs
him
as the tree
It is
does
evil
foot
is
an outrageous thing.
an
thing for the world that factories can supply fools with
what God has denied them greatness. It is an evil thing for the world that there remains in it a tribe that has only one dream to cut the wings of others. That these little pig-eyed Germans should have condemned and executed, not only three million Jews, not only the name of Jew, but the very name of humanity condemned and executed every dream and hope of honorable men from Moses to Socrates to Christ, to Washington, to
is
an outrageous thing.
an
They brought nothing to their century but the cry of evil hunger. They left nothing of their century but
In this book
I
wreckage.
write no epitaph for the Jews in their
write over each of the three million graves of
the
graves.
those
news
"The German
is
an
abomination."
Wherever
plant
it
I go I shall carry this epitaph with me. I shall on German brows and German desks. Wherever a
tion.
German sits or stands, weeps or laughs there is abominaThe years will never clean him. Nor will the whimfall
change
his
name and
his epitaph.
The German
remains in
an abomi-
A
I
157
return to the
leave the
Germans
TO CONTINUE
MY
AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL NOTES
the reporter only
The
in his
scholar
is
at
It is
home everywhere,
for this reason
I
memories.
push off
my
desk
all
Hebrew
turn to Hollywood.
If
I
read
all
will
end
up
as full of
sawdust
German
a
kind).
if it
were
through
my
ners on you more than ideas. They stiffen your legs, flatten your syntax, and put a belly on your imagination. They fill you full of good taste, which is a substitute for im-
potence.
a disciple
of illiteracy
careif
fully selected.
I
It is like loneliness
I
And
lay
it
as
much
have not
are too
know there are and too many professors. the world few mariners and too many geographers.
listen to a
professor to
go
to
library of
Hebrew
because
culture
my
lazy hours),
much
of
my
come from
my
Let
lived in
New
its
York
my
nose beyond
borders.
158
delight.
months
after I
on leaving Racine
it
again
although
office.
newspaper
are
This sort of
easy
when you
or
young
But
am
not writing of
New
York
my
adventures
only of
it
it
Jewishness. There was only one expression of in these days, and a rather odd one it was. I will relate before boarding the train for Hollywood.
my
My
sible,
if
pos-
during these
New
York
years.
My
concern for
any Jewish problems remained unborn. I was full of noman's-land iconoclasms, and was regarded by all who knew
me
as
who had
I
ever sortied
into
Gotham. In
as a
un-Jewish did
refused to accept
me
as a
New
Yorker.
was referred to
shaygetz activi-
always
Chicagoan.
time
And
ties
at this
I elected to move to the ghetto. God knows what me and my furniture to Henry Street. It was not my wife a new one who was a Russian girl recovering from
at the
peak of
all
my
sent
Intelligentsia.
She was
still
Man
Law
of Wages, and as divorced in manner and mood from Jewishness as if she had been born on Tolstoy's
desk.
I recall
that
we were
riding with
MacArthur
in a taxi
159
we might
share.
The
heading southward.
At Twenty-fifth
Street,
Street
announced
meant
He
alighted at
Twenty-third
civilization.
Madam
streets
and
down
side
came over me. As the neighborhoods I remembered my tantes and uncles and fell to chuckling. I became full of anecdotes and recited a rhyme I knew,
and a
spell
"Oh
but
life
Down
of the cab
the river
looked out
infants,
little
boys and
girls
To
Let.
We
moved
in.
had returned to
my
childhood and
felt
There were no tantes and uncles, no parents and troops of cousins. But there was the scenery of Jews. And
blissful.
streets.
We
mer
by sum-
smells.
Among
these
were
chiefly the
complex odors
occurred neither to
my
160
to look inside
any synagogues, commune with any neighbors, or pry into the secrets of the hullaballoo around us. I was a reporter only when employed by a newspaper. Unemployed, I never looked at monuments or conducted
inquiries.
I I
always
slid
self.
Thus
in
the ghetto
met no Jews.
activities.
spoke to none.
at
nothing of their
merely looked
jamming the carnival shopping streets. I looked at them and was pleased, and might have lived forever like a Peri without the gate of my childhood if not for the com-
plaints of
my
nose.
We
over.
ish
my
Jewish
activities
were
My
I
by
my
Jewit
non-Jewish friends
not.
as a burst of eccentricity.
This
was
looking at
ghost.
One
of
when
the
Hollywood author had little more to do than Lon Chaney to look like.
in
by Movie
who
my
friend
ManYork,
We
had, in
New
engaged together
a
in several unsuccessful
schemes to outwit
few
millionaires
we knew.
My
friend signalled
from
A
Hollywood
would
I
161
that a
minimum
domain
and that
I
if I
came there
Santa Claus
suits.
was
startled
by
this
news.
my
friend's revela-
me
out of the
I
studio in
lotus leaf,
took
and
to arrive always
I
has been
time as a philosopher,
dislike to
break
On
me
to
Hollywood
make up another
FOR SALE
A MOVIE
This
is
movie
would
my mogul
It
movie-making friends
vance. has to do,
as a
work
has
however, with a
a
little
This
of
the
is
mood
Hollywood has peddled rhapsodically to the world. For Jews in Hollywood are all Platonists and not Tal-
mudists.
They
Greek (without having bothered to meet him): "Reveal to people only what can make them happy. Set before them only examples of the profits of good behavthat timorous
ior
quoting
62
A
hellishly
his
misquoting
him
all
else
is
twenty-two hunPlato's
scholars,
at
them
apologetically.
Hollywood. Nothing must trouble the illusion that people are sweet and loving, nothing must trouble the illusion that only sweet and loving and honest folk find happiness, nothing must trouble the illusion that the world rewards only the good and the virtuous this Platonic credo became the soul of Holly-
became
LISTEN TO
ME AND
GO BANKRUPT
Yet
bring one.
I
writer, but
come
this
Before
write
it
down
have
a selling
talk to make.
say to
my
friends of
Hollywood,
what good
goodness?
less sale
It
What
peddling of Greek
out of your relent-
of Virtue Triumphant? was a good thing to try, for it might have done good. That the world was left a darker, uglier place after your forty years of fanatic cooing is no fault of yours. The coo-
ing
itself
was often
doves grow
silent in winter.
There
is
winter
now on
the
A
world.
It is
163
time
or
Elijah.
The world
generation.
till
is
Goodness docs not come into it though you you explode. Evil and vileness thrive like wild vines around its throat. The more ideals that appear (and they appear like locusts and June bugs), the more viciousness increases. For each ideal generates angry partisans. Every new philosophy promotes murder and not thought. Every
coo
new
The world
is
And
sit
in
from
your forty years of playing the lark have proved that your lark song is of no avail. Not that you arc Messiahs who dream of saving the
in the
cinema
capital,
a sort,
is
and
artists
of a
and leaders of
for those
a sort.
And
there
ment
who
have
in the discovery of
new
new
theme.
Why
villain
not
pam down
to the jungle?
Why
a
not put a
new
on the screen
brutality of
new
gangster
the
how
box
human thought?
lied to
profit in
at the
few readers of
perfidy.
Why
164
who
And
sometimes not so
blindly.
Such is my selling talk. And here is my scenario, taken from the book called "The Life and Work of Semmelweis,"
written
by
A MOVIE SCENARIO
(Research Note) Ignatz Philip Semmelweis was born in He was the fourth son of a grocer. There were eight children in the house.
:
They were
noisy and
full
of song.
(Historical Note): Napoleon was through with pulling Europe through his ego and there
foolish warring in the world.
was an end
to
all
Academy where he
learned Latin,
won no
prizes
and
father's
behind no memories of Minerva passing. It was his dream that he should be a lawyer. In 1837 Philip went to Vienna to obtain his degree as a
left
barrister.
NO CAMERAS YET
Philip, the
young law
legalistic
legerdemain of
philosophy. There
will write:
is
in his
mind
a pre-echo of a line
Sandburg
"Why
He
does a
No
will hear,
He
as
But
this
And, with
Guide
165
full
of
become
a doctor.
He
NOTE TO PRODUCER
I
would begin
His bride
ried.
is
They
Philip
is
full
to present
him with
his first-born.
He
is
which Semmelweis waits for poor law student and his wife has
in
in
Vienna.
He
fore
He
hears a bell
tolling.
Two
figures appear
a priest in vestments
and be-
him an attendant
They
are going
is
by
Semmelweis
behind which
door
wife
lies.
Dying.
The
child?
Dead.
The
bell
Semmelweis looks wildly around. Two, five, nine, fifteen priests move down' the corridors. Each has an attendant in front of him who rings the soft bell. Each procession moves
toward the bed of
a
woman
dying in childbirth.
bell tolling is his heart beat-
Semmelweis weeps
and the
66
This
is
in childbirth.
But
it is
a case history
who
stood
by with
the
helplessly the
birth.
dying of
add
to
your book
because
Trust me.
OPENING SEQUENCES
Philip enrolls in the medical school
He
is
by
the
He
come
to a school
will teach
Skoda
is
renowned man.
He
is
strong, audacious,
experimental.
He
laughs at controversy
and medicine
is
paign.
Philip venerates Skoda.
He
him but
his laughter.
Our
Philip
works
like a
steam engine.
It is
is
It is
always the
He
pries everywhere.
He
trav-
through miles of
viscera.
And
a bell
is
always tolling
books and
his cadavers.
A A
new
occupies the
school.
167
character appears
first
Professor
as
Rokitansky.
He
chair of Pathological
as
Anatomy
and a
in the
He
is
not
famous
scalpel.
He
is
a beer drinker
man who
With
road of
Calvary
and they
CHARACTERIZATION
Philip Semmelweis is not an easy character, even now. There is a hole in his heart. He has looked into a grave and never quite looked out of it. This is the beginning of
his
new
love story
his
He
is
insolent to his
superiors.
ter.
He
is
explodes easily
like all
concentrated mat-
He
of
students.
full
He
man
slivers.
Yet there
only love in
his heart.
The
is
which
is
unpardonable in a
man who
wanted
has as yet
will be even
gift.)
no other gift to offer the world. (It more unpardonable when he brings the unhis
Harassed by
own
nature,
by
his
own
ignorance,
by
He
becomes
68
beachcomber
on plant
He
talks
wonders and
Philip
is
secrets of blossoms.
delighted
He
is
never to
know
No
on him
do the
when
he submits his
medical school.
tansky smile.
It is
The music
is
is
playing.
The brew
official
good.
stormy one
who
touches their
wayward Godson an
melweis
is
diploma. In
Sem-
pronounced a doctor.
SCENES IN SHADOW FOR THE CAMERA
way
like a
his
Godfathers, he man-
He
era.
It is
becomes one of the death dealing surgeons of that the time before Pasteur and asepsis. Nine major
which
is
death walking.
Young Semmelweis watches the other death-dealers at work over the tables with their little guillotine knives. They are neither disturbed nor ashamed. They are full of strut and wisdom. Young Semmelweis sees that this is the way of the world to be smug in error, content with stu-
all
that challenges
it.
A
dealers
169
explain
the
mystery of the
They
Semmelweis has
not smug ones.
he
sits
also
Remember
man
among
why
vives."
his
is
mug
as
thoughtful.
calling.
Their godson
question-asker.
Dangerous
questions themselves.
But they
drink beer.
hundred dead
It
moves
His
to a
tears
new
department.
new
only to
his science.
It is
the department
its
is
where
is
women
die in childbirth.
The
its
professor at
head
Dr. Klein
super
now known
This
is
one of
villains.
unfair.
Medical history,
like
world
has
history, likes to
past.
condemn
Vain
170
boast!
A
With
Only
till
this
the
genius
The
trouble
we
Semmel-
weis.
all,
for he
him
they survived
his ministrations.
on him.
He was
who
knew more
morrow
dykes.
Nobody
defends ignorance as
boy with
dyke.
To
wore
a frock coat
and
his
beard
pointed the
way
to righteousness.
He was
it.
all-knowing.
Nobody
To
cast this
man
we must
have him
all of Hollywood and Gary Cooper would do if he could sigh like Charles Boyer and beam with indulgent humor like Clark Gable. He must win the hearts of the audience at
is
their
man.
He is the robust,
Know-
a
A
It-All.
171
as
The
fatuous Weiscnhcimcr
is
World masquerading
Hero.
the
tics,
is
He
man
moment
or the stupidity of
opposition. Just as
Semmelweis
man moment
a
he starts gabbing.
the great casting difficulty in our
This
is
movie
but
most
vital issue.
is
Right
is
the audience
be underscored.
work on
his first
day
as scientist in
There are
two
The Second Pavilion is presided over by Dr. Bartsch professor who likes his job a little more than anything else.
Dr. Klein
commands
room
Semmelweis remembers the day he paced the waiting full of hope and heard the bell tolling. His wife died
He
has
come
to avenge them.
is
He
sits
down
at a desk.
His duty
are
sion of pregnant
women. They
They
livery.
have no
money
We see Semmelweis surrounded by women come for deThey weep. They cry
It is
out as
if
before a firing
r
squad.
closed.
is
They
On
women
seeking
172
A
is
in Klein's pavilion.
This
Around Semmelweis'
tell
Klein
no hope for them. All who come to have children in the Klein pavilion must die. All Vienna knows this. All the basement and tenement brides and the poor
him there
is
know
dying
this.
Semmelweis
centage of
is
It is true.
The
per-
women
pavilion.
What
fact.
can
this
at this
curious
But he can do nothing. Twenty penniless women, wailing their farewells to life, are admitted on this Tuesday
into Klein's childbirth inferno.
who
They
For
this
chanting as
He knows
desk
He
sits at his
and hurls
his
mind
at the dark.
Day
after
day Semmelweis
desk in
not
many
a doctor, but a
Charon embarking
are a
little
women
Around him
from
are
They
nervous
173
commands them. There is no nervousness in the face of this hero. It beams. It knows that a best of all possible worlds
you are worried, look at Klein and peace comes back into your heart. Thus do Prime Ministers and Foreign Secretaries and all High Authorities look when the smells of disaster touch their noses. They look proud and
lies
around
it.
If
The
96%.
out as corpses.
a very
bad
He
Rome.
It is
not
much
The pregnant women of the poor die off in all the free pitals of the world. The percentages vary from thirty
cent to
to the
fifty, to ninety.
It is
hos-
per-
his colleagues in
Edinburgh, London,
peral fever
is
Rome, and
a curse of nature.
It is a sort
longs
among
God
is
with
his
sinful children.
Did
He
Now
he
easier to trans-
a scandal in
Vienna.
And
this
now
in jeopardy.
174
all
Then
there will be
no
hospital
Semmelweis does not attend these learned conferences. He sits in the gloomy reception room. His heart is burdened
and he hurls
his
mind
A RAY OF LIGHT
The
because the
work over
there
is
done by midwives
He
walks on
chuckling at
mot.
is
But Semmelweis
cannot
see.
on
something he
It is
But
it
is
there.
And
it is
not a joke.
Genius.
Semmelweis rushes
the record books.
No.
2.
He
drags out
all
It is true.
Always
a half, a third as
as at Klein's.
Semmelweis makes
his first
Skoda and Rokitansky support him. He moves all the midwives from Bartsch's to Klein's. He moves all the doctors from Klein's to Bartsch's.
scientist.
The move is an overwhelming success. Semmelweis moved Death from one space to another. The doctors
Death.
has
are
Two
weeks
after the
A
tality rate in the
Guide for
its
the Bedevilled
175
Bartsch's Pavilion,
The mornow
Why
are
Why
villains of
They
are insults.
author-
is
fired.
Semmelweis has
cial
lost his
badge.
He
is
no longer the
offi-
Charon.
He
now but busybody. And he is a daily busybody at the Pavilion of the 96%. He sits at the bedsides of the dying women. This is now his love affair. He loves these agonized ones who try to bring
life
into the
world
He would
and
He would
place
life
open
their eyes
them
new
face of a child of
so long.
He would
Such is his desire. Not his own dead but all the dead torment him. Not his own lost hope, but all lost hope aches in
his heart.
176
viaticum.
A
The
Semmelweis, lover of
He
sits
them
the the
when they are dead, not at them, but at Death. He is poet who has found a Cross from which to look on
world.
It is
it
will enlarge.
How does
finger of
it?
it
a flash, a tittle, a
The Camera
come
The
and
Camera
will
a bedside
eyes widen,
come
into
them and
register a
grimace as of
of
puerperal
fever.
Women in Rome, London, Berlin, Paris, Edinburgh, Boston, New York. With what he knows in this moment of
light,
Europe
alone.
It is
so simple and
Semmelweis speaks so violently that the thing is hard to understand. But they manage to figure out what he is saying. He wants wash bowls placed beside all the lying-in before beds. He wants all the doctors to wash their hands delivering babies. This is the great Semmelweis discovery
that there
washing
off.
is
dirt
that needs
mad
plot.
The wash-
177
The
drops to
70% a twenty
is
The
Devil
is
He summons
laundryman of
a scientist,
washerwoman
to
He
demands
hands?
know why does he want doctors to wash their What in God's name does Semmelweis think is on
Are doctors
evil people?
their hands?
tists
Does he think
scien-
are witches?
replies a little wildly.
Semmelweis
there
He
He
has seen
it kill.
"Why do you want theories now?" he cries at Klein. "Look at the facts. Facts are enough for the time being. Fewer women are being killed by doctors with washed
hands."
The
How
he hears
God
called dirty?
zen
feel if
he
these things.
He
up
like a trinity.
No priest, no patriot,
calls for
no
citizen
missal of
the dis-
Klein.
They
his
sustain him.
fending
Time.
Semmelweis,
year,
is
They chant his praises. He is deHe is saving authority from an enemy. who had almost saved a million women a
hospital.
178
Not
women, named
cians of
dal of a
Professor Klein and named all the obstetriEurope and America, great and small. But the scan-
lenge
man who dares question Professor Klein, dares chaltoday who dares ask a few men to wash their hands
and save
a million lives.
HIDEAWAY IN LAUGHTER
Disgraced, derided, Semmelweis leaves medicine, leaves
Vienna
city of science.
He
is
a little
to Venice.
Here he
drinks,
never
still,
rarely
He plays pagan in Venice. He is sober. He falls in love with Art. Art is and has triumphed over the Kleins. He paintings and sunsets, over women and
mind the memory of
It
He
that
is
a light
was
and out of
through
But
wakens him
it
in the
bagnios.
Drunk, he hears
It
comes through
kisses
bottles.
And
pulls
Vienna
Semmelweis
Vienna to
Dr. Kolletschka,
dead.
Anatomy and
dear to him.
He
as a
179
result of infection
He
had been
dissecting a corpse.
Semmclwcis weeps.
one
schka. But
Me weepsbut
genius.
he investigates.
No
Scmmclweis has
Genius
is
a quality that
is
as if it
knows. This
the
way
And Semmel-
which he operated.
a corpse.
It is all
Nor
make
a scientific case of
But he has
light
without words,
And
Up
to the
moment
Semmclwcis proclaims
Thus
answer
the plot
is
solved
for
with
He
death.
Semmelweis.
has an
now
for the
mighty Klein.
He
"The
by recent
dis-
women
in childbirth
and
cause their
deaths."
He
speaKS again,
Every mother
will
then be saved."
The
fact,
is
he
more outraged
this
his
They
He summons Why? A
180
man
Toppled it. Outwitted it. Disproved it. Made it suddenly seem little as a match flicker in an abyss. There are thus two lines of action. Either Authority capitulates. Or
it
of the man.
i
.
Semmelweis
is
is
ordered out of
Pavilion
Number
There
no room for
busybody char-
chambers of science.
Semmelweis
is
Pavilion
Number
2.
The
Klein's to Bartsch's.
The midwives
are
from Bartsch's
thing
his place
lich,
to Klein's.
But Semmelweis
doing some-
this time.
He
is
taking
now
all
and
Naturally nobody
aware of
this.
The
he
little
world of
as
toils
and busies
In
Up
thirty
wash
Sem-
melweis gives
who
hands thoroughly in an
Such
is
the order.
It is
And Semmel-
weis watches
and
gloats.
The
A
In a
rate
181
But Semmclweis
forever.
not content.
The
bell
must stop
He
insists
And
the bell
on more thorough and longer washings. stops! For the first time in history the morSemmclweis' wards are lowered to those of
tality figures in
modern
science
two-tenths of
And
its
head
Do
the Professors of
Europe and
America
No. Here, where our movie should end, it begins. Here where truth smacks the world, error alone triumphs.
Semmclweis has completed
hope and
life
He
has brought
rejoices.
all
Nobody
Nobody
sings.
from
the
New
tan.
How
How
facts?
pontificate?
centers as-
one million,
make
hill
its
of beans.
is
Everybody
This
82
is
no mystery and no
It will
is
Klein
The world
is
never Semnever
melweis.
tion,
move
over
men
all
few
disciples.
They
bosoms
all
and
from the
cruci-
Science from
fessor Klein.
politicians for
like
blaming
the
economic distress or blaming rich people for woes of poverty. It is not to be contemplated. The
They
And imagine who else stands behind Professor Klein? The Press, of course, but who else? The government, naturally, but who else? The mothers. The howling, frightened pregnant ones. The poor sufferers whom Semmelweis
loved, for
whom
His
loved ones
the people.
a fool, a
His dream
girl
humanity.
These
Semmelweis.
They defend
How can
like
Authority
that Semmelweis!
Semmelweis,
if
known,
is
A
Thus
the
183
common
how
the Audience.
black hearts
are.
The
that
movies to hear
echoes only
white they
The
fierce
ignorance,
repeats
like
parrot
screeches of Authority.
That
TWO CAMERAS
There
ble.
is
meeting of the
Academy of
Wigs
assem-
He
by
the
number
of animals."
The
Dr. Kolletschka.
is
What
proves that
Skoda
watch
his step.
Another Semmelweis
interest for the future of
friend, Dr.
ask
naming of
This
is
of action.
The
scientists scream.
to the floor.
fists.
The government
is
by Semmelweis.
Commission.
Vienna.
It
It
any such
to
orders Semmelweis
the
alien
quit
The
Press exults.
The
relief.
The
184
A
this.
to die.
Nobody
is
Semmelweis,
back
in Budapest,
He
lies
weeping
in
He
has seen
God
and
Now
bag.
a
I
faster.
What we do now is sock away at a finale. And what even Calvary. finale! You can take any finish you want
Outside his
window
It is
Hun-
the Aus-
tyrant.
Semmelweis
screaming,
trian
named
The screaming revives him. War comes. Men fight for They fight against Croats, against Russians and against Austrians. Semmelweis goes almost mad laughing at this. Can Freedom be fought for? And when Freedom is won what is free? Does the little bell of human wickedfreedom.
Hungary
splints.
fights
and
loses
and Semmelweis
leg.
falls
is
down
up
a
in
flight of stairs
He
no
laid
He becomes
He
speaks to
one.
He
lies
staring at a wall.
who went
Or
with Semmelweis to
of the 96 per
tenths of one
They
speak of Venice.
No word
of the
two
A
per cent.
185
No
an oak tree
Rochus Hospital
matter
and sensible
it all
attitudes.
He
soothes Semmelweis.
What
amuse
does
life,
Eat, work,
yourself
and be
He
human
At
being.
That
is
the best.
And Semmelweis
agrees.
He
He
is
a master.
meet and
man!
ful!
What a fellow to have around to make the day cheerWhat jokes, what cynicism, what wit! "Come and
at
He
is
quite
he
a crime, and
It is all
They may
man
a
Semmelweis looks
fur-
window. But
book can
fessor Klein
and Authority.
also letters to the
his findings
Medical
He
submits
and posts
the
No
letters
86
is
made
head
of St.
Rochus Hospital.
bows,
is
He He
arrives,
installed.
is
has only to
grow
a pointed beard
Knowingly.
And
seed
is
at this
very
moment Semmelweis
The oak
He
issues
an
Open
So
It begins,
"Assassins!
I call all
those
who
stand
band of criminals!"
at the
Academy
rises
an
ass.
nonsense.
tistics
They have been proved worthless. Some minor staby a charlatan. Vienna, itself, has abandoned him out. Let us be sensible men and ignore
his
juggled
down
to business.
And what
is
greatest scientists?
The
business
is
to study the
menace of
A
puerperal fever
187
how God
can be induced to
withdraw
it
hospitals.
see
Semmelweis.
He
is
hospitals to have
them.
Demand
wash
their hands."
The head
ers
on
removed.
as
Semmelweis
His
head
is
it diffistill,
cult for
him
to walk.
He
is
to screaming
at the sky.
And
to laughing suddenly
when
and
He
his
room.
The
authorities call
nobody
at
is
bothering Semmelweis.
He
is
alone.
He
howling
phantoms.
sword for
to fight the
Here
is
another Cyrano.
great men.
world that
He fights Klein and a hundred He fights a hundred thousand. He fights a whole has trampled truth. He charges down the stairs
people of Budapest stare at a
The good
dom
pleading.
88
CROWN OF BACTERIA
It is a
A man
is
run-
He runs to a building,
doctors.
It is
That crazy Semmelweis again! runs inside, runs into a room full of
Faculty.
A
slab
under a bright
it.
light.
and runs to
his
He
seizes
it.
on the marble Semmelweis knocks over doctors a scalpel from a student. He cuts
lies
own
finger with
Then
and the
dead man.
This is what Kolletschka did and died proving that there was death in corpses. Semmelweis wants to prove it all over
again
particles.
He
is
too
mad with
called
The world can then look on a great tube of pus Semmelweis and know the truth. Skoda comes to Budapest. He takes Semmelweis from his
He
waves
his
putrescence in the
air.
He
cries
'Took! look!"
weeks with
his
dying.
sees
no
A
Semmclwcis
Guide
189
They
said
died a
madman. He screamed with pain and something worse. Nobody could understand him. Therefore, he was mad. They did not see that the last action of Scmmclweis was full of
courage and
clarity.
They
is
was
do
and
his
death were
There
sometimes nothing
it.
else
one can
but
die for
They
was the
madness of the world that buried Ignatz Philip Semmelweis, and millions of helpless
its
women
hands.
STORY CONFERENCE
Having gone
dream,
at least.
to
all I
the trouble of
making up
little
this scenario
about Semmelweis,
owe myself
reward
one day
and being
Not
by
all
film classic
Such a day dream does not allure me. I am partial to a hundred childish fantasies of power among them, for instance, a certain fantasy about critics. In this
I
am
able to undress
cise of a
When
how bundled up they are, they always end up nude, if I wish it. I am fond of the picture of naked critics, ablush like the rose, fleeing down the aisles
out as
critics,
no matter
190
me and
But among
my fantasies is none
I
week
It is
or even month.
my mind
I
know why
because
day dream
the
My
Audience.
its
come from
my
Semmelweis movie
I
is
no more
than a small,
It is
now
Con-
Then comes
is
the Story
which
to keep
all
is
the scene in
which
who
are
on the producer
Semmelweis."
midst.
I
am,
as
usual,
The
conference
is
on.
all
but two of
his telephones.
He
enough
to
His
silver carafe
is
at
boxes of
pills
Award
Statues,
A
"A
Guide for
the Bedevilled
191
feel sure
it
we
one
ever made."
The
valiant Platonists
in
where, except
my
nod bosom.
in unison.
lope
is
every-
little
points
we
have to lick
first.
Nothing
is
difficult.
I'm sure
we
can lick
em.
"Licking a story"
I
is
innocently used in
For
instance,
you have
becoming
is
a soldier
this
this
character
known
as a heel.
And
if
in
your story
which he has managed to acquire because his business rival was off in the Solomon Islands fighting for Uncle Sam
then
full
be "licked."
The
to
Story Conference,
The
perspiring composer of
sit
the story
in a chair
where
Plato,
as if
everybody can
he were
him
easily
And
down
in a
deep silence
communing with
it
a Spirit
Guide.
licked," he says.
"Yes,
sir.
It solves
everything."
The
Platonists continue to
sit
frowning, for
in silence.
it
is
their
"This fellow,
this heel.
By
the
way,
that's the
worst heel
192
I
just
business.
I'll
tell
still
you.
a heel.
pneumonia.
And
dies in his
bed
He He
catches
doesn't
Or anything
obvious.
But he
dies!
He
pays for
his rival
his
bad character.
And we
have
in
a scene in
which
the jungle.
The
rival hasn't
He
comes
and we play
to fight
It's
a death scene
between
only good
died.
artistic.
The
hero
who went
one
who
perfect!"
Glaucon solemnly.
all
sigh of
the Platonists. It
is
obvi-
ous even to the author that the story has been licked.
Very
well, here's
my
weis scenario.
"The thing
says
Semmelweis story,"
it.
my
in
villain.
think
we
can make the whole thing more understandable by underlining the fact that
Semmelweis
is
actually his
enemy.
It's his
own
yourself that he
a thorough heel.
was insolent, snarling, hot-headed in fact, That is, looked at from the psychological
that's
point of view.
And
why
over
because
I
"That,"
answer calmly,
"is
hogwash.
Semmelweis
A
in the
193
are
all
this
story
on
its
whole weakness.
the heel in
Sem-
And
defeats his
it
own
greatness.
buy
that, absolutely.
What's more,
ture.
it
We
can get
a great psychological
document out of
a sort of Jekyll
and
Hyde
affair."
"it's
The
study of a heel
a great
say. "You'll
"What
let's
Semmelweis."
"No," I say, "we're talking about who is the villain Semmelweis or the world. And that's where Oliver Wendell
I
comes
in
very
little
logically."
remove a
my
coat pocket,
his
'Essay on
Boston.
graceful
He was thirty-four He was probably the most charming man in He had a honeyed tongue. He was socially as as a Chinese diplomat. And he wrote that puerwas caused by infection from dirty-handed doccame to his discovery through pure logic and the
peral fever
tors.
He
194
study of case
histories.
my
is
notes.
in-
" 'Death
844,"
"Then Semmelweis
at
me
indignantly.
"The
truth
in different
White of Manchester, England, in 1773. By Dr. Alexander Gordon of Aberdeen, Scotland, in 1795. And by others. In each and every case the truth was angrily discarded by the world
parts of the world,"
answered.
"By Dr.
Charles
and
its
Authorities.
The
notes are
all
here.
But
let's stick
Wendell of whom we know one salient fact, to wit he was no heel." "Do you suggest we put Dr. Holmes into the movie?" Glaucon asks a little sarcastically. "A sort of flashback and montage affair. Very confusing to the story line, I say." "I suggest only that we put him into this argument," I answer, and continue from my notes. "Oliver Wendell
to Oliver
scientifically
was
violently repudiated
by
of America.
All of them.
if it
Its
epochal humanitarian
my
continue speaking,
and
naming
its
causes and
its
cure,
to the
'
195
It
And
again in 1906.
it.
was
Two of America's
Hugh Hodge.
They were
They
and
fizzenless vaporings of a
sophomore
writer.'
you would
stick to
Semmel-
weis and our picture and not go bouncing off into history.
not a Pub-
Library."
continue inexorably.
in republishing his repudiated essay,
"Holmes,
and more
ened
grew more
polite.
He
life
called
nobody
this.
'I
'Assassin!'
He
sweet-
his eloquence.
Listen to
do entreat those
who
and death to
I
listen to
me
this once.
beg to be heard
in behalf of
the
women whose
...
It is as a lesson,
call
up the memory of
these irrepara-
and wrongs.'
I
"Here,"
smile at Plato,
a rotten spot.
Women
honeyed tongue any more than to Semmelweis' outcries. continued to die in droves millions of them suc-
cumbing
never
let
on
by
doctors.
up.
And
not until
emy
The Commission
'discov-
Wat-
196
A
York
In
Women
in
New
was
from some of the proNevertheless, truth good Plato! 1933, finally triumphed. After a hundred years of murder and stupidity, it burst upon an astonished profession."
a reception
warm
my
"What
is
your
me.
"Only that you are a thumping jackass," I answer, "and that you haven't a leg to stand on in your defense of the world. Your theory that Semmelweis defeated himself by his own faults of personality is knocked cold by the case of Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes."
Plato
is silent.
What
can he say?
How
can he lick
this
unlickable story?
How
But he
is
at
it is
my day dream and not hishe sees through me. "Why do you want this story made this way?"
"Is
it
asks.
"Not
ally
answered. "In
do with
and
politicians,
village
amusement
Am
not right?"
"You
"It
answer.
is all
you
"May I
ask
why?"
mania to protect
God damn'
snaffles, blinders,
and surcingles."
A
And
I
197
in
my
day dream
me
all.
as
someone with
a mission
at
Semmclwcis
is
use.
The
truth
is
is I
am
a vil-
lain I
want
I
to expose
who
is
Semite.
am aware
of a character
sick
any of the
blank,
have
world
to
all
Utter,
is
wooden-headed indifference
truth, spot.
There
lies its
rotten
The
it
Eden
norance.
And
chewing on
it,
on actually the
same apple."
"I never imagined for a moment," says Plato, "that your Semmelweis movie had anything to do with anti-Semitism
or
see
matter of
would not have wasted my time discussing it. As a fact, despite your rude talk about the world, I still no relation between them."
I
Would
"Here
ing Jews.
that
could be
silent
entirely against
is
me now.
I
the relation,"
its
198
anti-Semitism
foul.
A
It is these
flourishes.
horror and
wretchedness possible
by
their
unfunctioning Niceness.
By
little
they know.
By
their
abominable
neutrals
They
the myriads of
in the
They
They are
ing. If I
the vast
army
and the
halls
of lawmak-
am
few
anti-Semites.
must attack
world from
pole to pole."
wrong place for such activity," "Hollywood is not Armageddon. Here we do not seek to make truth triumph by the dubious business of killing off all its enemies. Whom would we sell pictures to, in such a case? To corpses? If you want to fight the world you must not be naive enough to ask the
to the
world to
line
up on your
side.
it
You've got to go
with you.
I
it
alone.
And
here's
don't think
we
of
it."
Thomas
Paine to lick."
"we
haven't
"Very
"We've got
And
we're
way
behind schedule."
A
me
Guide for the Bedevilled
199
arm around
it
and whispers to
me
in a
over.
They're
Thus ends
For
like all
my day dream. I am almost sorry I started it. day dreams about Hollywood, its ending is not
In fact,
I
entirely satisfactory.
it
is
umphs
his
in
it,
Plato
who
ushers
sumptuous door.
LOVE AFFAIR.
What
slept. It
town
that
was
Hollywood!
skimpy and powerful. You can fall in love with a city on sight. I fell in love with Hollywood the first night I spent
in
it.
came home
which
fights
irritat-
the Mankiewiczes
innumerable
a
fist
one
my
excellent one
most
I
made up
was
to
two
hosts
in
by
their proletarian
our
;
hav-
the bosses of
200
one around
days
I
A
me
always looked on a
for
;
many swine and imbeciles (in those man who presumed to pay me
money
my
services as
my
dawn
the
hills
with misty
cir-
Roman
me
it
to the
by
.
which time
I
was nine
make
went
off to
my own
continued.
Within an hour I was deep in intrigue studio satraps, and had learned to dictate to
against certain
a stenographer.
My name was on a
office
my
couch drunk and sobbing that he was going to commit suicide because he had been ruined by Hollywood. (We gave this unhappy man a party that night and took
him
as
he
swam
out to drown.
He was back on my
couch
the next morning complaining that the tide had washed him back ashore to a fate worse than death Hollywood.) I saw Richelieu and Pocahontas and streets full of pirates,
in red
mud-
caked Jungle Explorers, Moguls, Geniuses, Pharoahs, and all pouring out of a cornucopia and the Lady of Shalott
A
greatest toy
201
the
I
movies.
So
that
I
this
town
in
comparisons.
remembered
certain nights
had spent
There
at
would
work would be divided between Wine would flow, music play, and
a beauty
I
smacked
in the nose
would
Palais in
by Dr. Max Levine, Professor of Zoology, and Erik Muhsam, the red-bearded poet, and the gaudy events that marked their brief reign in Bavaria. I remembered all the hangings and gun battles I had seen, and all the Coasts of Bohemia on which I had played. And none of these memories was as fine and thrill-
Munich by
Here
sticks,
in this city
Mah Jong
sets,
yoyo
great
astride
dreams
poets
down
stairs,
(I
fire in a fireplace
seven
who had
shave; here
a promise of
in
the
history
of
belles
202
I
A
have written
of
its
many
stories
much fun
and
that
its
clap-trap splendors.
its
have criticized
its
have
of omission.
neglected to say
these things
loved.
How
town
I
am
older and
even with a
Hollywood is older, but I never enter it touch of lumbago but what I hear again its
calliopes playing
f agades all the
its
now
conventionalized
happy sculduggeries and zany glamour of our is the only place on earth where an adult can play pirates and Indians; where an artist can sell his soul (nobody will buy it any place else for a plugged nickel); where an idiot can make a fortune and a genius lose his shirtin a twinkling; where the travails and insanimutual youth. It
ties
God
sent another
it,
Flood
dub
Art.
it
it
at a great profit as a
work
finish
of
And
rewrite
it
on
so that
it
would get by
Box
that has
town
in
my
and no there
its
one to which
the
lie
of
un-
spoken significance.
Hollywood
is
203
Solomon
by Jews, and
and
if
is its
truth,
deep meanings,
it is
look.
in the furtive
have read
many
of these
communiques mimeo-
who
were Jews. Such brochures have been handed me by indignant movie satraps (Jewish ones) as evidence of the dastardly tactics of the anti-Semites. For there
as this fact
is
nothing that
that it is a town disturbs Hollywood as much made and dominated by Jews. Not by Jewishness, God knows, but by a swarm of chameleon-like Semites who have
taken on
tianity.
I
all
its
Chris-
have
sat at
by
a score of the
great toy-makers
of the earth
farthest reaches
all
Jews,
have
never heard the word "Jew" spoken. This does not mean
that the leaders of
contrary
is
true.
No
They
only
as
cinema.
It is
it is
by Jews,
204
instance, practically
Those
who
And
on the screen
sible
Italian gangsters,
French
tates,
made
to
disappear from the audience as adroitly as the yellow handkerchief that vanishes under the magician's wand. Except-
the
tune-
makers and tune-players. (The Jew, like the hunchback, is permitted always the part of jester and troubadour in all
the courts
There
tors
as
Germans
few Jewish movie direcknown, not as Jews, but or, more generally, as ecthe directors are in direct
centrics.
on the sound
hirelings the
like to
among
the satraps that Gentile directors will aid in giving a generally non-Jewish
glow
to their product.
who
write, proit
in final
and
Jew
is
"Shabbes goy"
studios.
so and,
and
it is
in the
as far as
possible,
There
in this
A
Guide for the Bedevilled
205
dis-
The procedure
is
whole
How
is it
that
men
and
how
is it
all
modern
manifestations, the
most
by Jews?
answer to the
might
is
The movie
(It is
chieftains have an
query.
not
as
my
answer.)
They
product be
known
refrain
sell
more
easily
only sanity, to
a label dis-
from advertising
is
will unravel
MY
MISSION TO HOLLYWOOD
My
Hollywood
Semites,
anti-
who
on
their
mimeographs. This
what
hope.
very bright
our
anti-Semites, not
much
their infantilism
and
They play a game with Jews and the Jews abide by the rules. The anti-Semite finds out by studying the fears of
the
it.
Jews what
it is
and says
He
attacks
where he
He
runs where
206
he smells strength.
sum-
mon forth his greatness. I only depress his enemy. Many Jews are fearful of Jews becoming too prominent. They argue that this happened in Germany and inspired
the
Germans
to
murder
This
all
is
the Jews
in order to
"win"
sort.
back
their country.
The prominence
German
of the Jews in
safe
and held
sword the
their
instinct for
murder and
Anti-Semitism
weakness.
The
massacres launched
by
the
Germans
are
proof only that not Jewish strength nor even the entire weight of the world's humanity could keep in check any
longer the need for murder that
is
at the
bottom of the
their financial
or cultural achievements
when
too
is
much
themselves. This
There
is
better than
is
nothing wrong in
it
Obviously
makes for
it.
a sort of danger in
But
it
may
And
Jew
that he con-
A
world
207
until he contribute so
much
no longer be called Jewish; until, in self-defense, the world embrace these contributions as its own and without the mark of "alienism" on them.
This
is
it is
nor
medication
its
ridding
itself
of
its
sickly
Jew com-
plex
lie.
It lies in his
own
activity, in his
and inexhaustible
drown the sick protests of the door-keeper and cry "Open Sesame" to the door. Hollywood, disguised by a hundred thousand Shabbes goys,
human
must
finally
is,
loving
it'll
The Jews
a foul
and indefensible
and
and triumphed.
I
They
have
lost.
but
would examine
our country in
the matter.
The
phenomenon
in
the last twenty years has been the almost complete dis-
appearance of the
and movies.
Were
208
only
tan
as a few Passover cups and saucers in the MetropoliMuseum, they could have hardly less representation in
know,
is
delight.
makes many Jews sigh with But they are the Simple Simons who mistake a
a
phenomenon
that
When
stage
was
full
of Jewish dialect
comedy. There were popular songs about Jews, sung in accent "Don't do dot dance, I tell you, Sadie." The Jew
was a comic, crazily human figure to be encountered everywhere in song, fiction, and behind the footlights. His foibles were part of the American curriculum. His oddities and his accents were known to all. Whereupon the two great media of mass entertainment appear the movie and the radio, both dominated by Jews and the Jew vanishes. He vanishes not only from the screen and the air waves, but he is also out of print and gone from the footlights. No greater kidnapping has ever
been witnessed.
But though
societies
it
seemed
to
happen in a twinkling,
it
was
The
had been
toward the
immigrant
own
Simon Jews, hoping to blot out all conJews in their country by breaking all the mirthey could these worked mightily, and are still dizemployed, in the exorcising of the Jew from literature
A
and the
stage.
209
won
the
battle for
them
chiefly
as
the movies
were
as full of
The Jew
The
result
is
their fears
One
American
anti-Semitism
is
this
A generation has
Jew
full
seen or heard of a
except
world menace."
little
fellow
is
of jokes,
an unknown Jew factor. He is a mystery to the "goyim." They see him around them but his soul is invisible. Only a single spotthe German spotlight. The arts that hulight is on him manize, that make men and ideas familiar to one another, are turned off. The little Jew whom actors and writers
chicanery and a bubbling heart, the
sits
pariah,
an
alien.
The
have
zines
managed
set
the arts.
They
and publishing houses. Out with the Jew has been the cry of his Simple Simon "well-wishers," let no uncouth
or
satiric sight
And
the broad
know him no
more.
He
is
safe
now, the
little
Jew.
No
baggy
pants,
no over-
210
sized
waving of hands. The caricature with it has gone the open-heartedness, the quick sentimentality, the eagerness for fun; most of all this genius for
fun
the
jest that is
the
oldest of
The
first
poetry of the
And
original,
himself, has
become
the
invisible.
He
is
no longer a
citizen
many arts, but a word to be discussed a word without human connotations. The arts once ran interference for his alienism. They took the edges off his oddities. They fitted him in, they made him a known part in the many alienisms of the U.S.A. They were his Master
known through
him whimsically
silent.
new audience.
Only
And
achieved
by
the turncoats of
Hollywood
and not an
in-
considerable one.
nothing
new
who
will
Nor
In times of
stress,
selves standing
behind heroes
who
tomb
and looking to champions whose backs are turned to them. The great Jews of the world are not frequently found on
any Jewish
barricades.
The Jewish kings of Hollywood are part of this tradition. Though they have the hearts of lions, they will not fight as Jews. As anything else, yes. For any other cause, yes. For ideals they never heard of and that mean nothing to them yes. As Jews no.
you this that two-thirds of of Hollywood who read these pages will
I
can
tell
the mighty
Jews
against me.
Why?
Because
am
They
done
word out
that
am
an anti-Semite of
I
ugly proportions.
And
have
seri-
my
not a
will ignore
it.)
I shall
also continue
my
if I
And,
it is
only
make
my
These Jewish heroes of Hollywood put a hundred thousand churches in their movies and nary a synagogue. They
wounded
all afflicted
peoples
For they have a mission. It is to convince the world that their Americanism is untainted by any special consideration
for Jews.
It is a
among most
of the
great
Jews
Hollywood
to be
found
Washington. There
we
as magnificent as those of
212
from any
Not
one.
Hollywood,
They
No
crimes against
wince of pain or
As
for a tirade
Mt.
Sinai.
Roman
who
have
who
But should they speak up? Would not their speaking up in their own eyes. lessen them? Most certainly it would
It is a little
inconsiderate that
their greatness
we
ask of great
men
in
that they
throw away
and participate
some potato
by
the Germans.
is it
through
alas, is
extra courage?
The
answer,
Jewish greatness.
am one of its admirers, and I make I may not be accused of blindheroes, as do our
In
Washington
zations
who
are
all
busy
and crutches,
etc.
bumbling
A
the
213
cement of
Jewishness.
But to throw
tle
against anti-Semitism
as the great of
that,
do not ask
for.
To
stand
up
against the
Hollywood and proclaim in their films German murder of their kind that, too, do not
is
obvious.
It is
a pact understood
is
between the
nothing Jew-
Do
all
And
forget
on
all
Forget, also, the neutrality of the cinema before our entrance into the war. It played with the issues of the rights
of
man
like a
monkey with
hot brick.
And
soil
forget the
of the
German
Ameri-
unwise and
not
many
losses
and look
at the
winnings these
214
heroes bring.
They
will,
though they
Jewish
heroes.
And
of
that's a
winning.
So shy, so tongue-tied, so masked a hero as the great Jew Hollywood has seldom appeared in the long history of
Abraham's children.
tree covered
He
with candy
He
in a red, white,
"Onward
Christian Soldiers"
But he
is
hero of
at
Israel, nonetheless.
And now
that I
am
done carping
him,
let
me
much
cally
respect.
For he has
greatness,
this
and however
greatness,
it
fantasti-
remains
Jewish greatness.
Jew
Jew
of success, of talent, of
exists.
power is Whatever
comes apart at all the seams, the great Jew is always the most powerful weapon against anti-Semitism that Jews are capable of forging. He can turn his back all he wishes
but he points always
at the
enemies of Jews.
Thus
let
Washing-
ton and Hollywood with good cheer. not speak, for they could speak so well.
It is
who
A
of Jewish
Silent, inactive,
215
museum
and with
is
And
their existence
tremendous
a treasure
It offers, also,
a strength.
For even
them-
Jews
are, in
to be shared by
Jews.
would have them a little different, it is not because them as they arc. Looking on Hollywood and Washington, I know that such Jews though they seem empty bring to Jewishness more than they take from it.
I
disdain
They
it
have
my
applause; for
I
it
may
be that in
my
obituary
MY
The Jews
I
MISHPOCHA FINDS A
NEW
CALIPH
as I wrote, as
knew
a
in
New
York were,
all artists
"unracial" as myself.
They were
and Americans,
and seemingly
gogues.
swiftly
It
when
was usually only twenty years, but a Jew he heads away from Jewishness.
I
In
first
Hollywood
tribe of
them.
My
my
They
little
talked like
art
tribe of my family and they were No lily-waving nonsense about them. my uncles, hollered like them, knew as literature as the
about
and
dumbest of them
and
That
a bit.
they were
all
Pharoahs of
empire startled
me
And
that they
were
it,
in a position to tell
me what
to write
I
wrung
216
A
like
knew that,
and
as unfit to offer
me
in
And
here
was not
the
two thousand
for
which
it
come
by
was a spirit given them them by abuse and exile the spirit
of servility.
it
grew another face the face of the unwanted became the manners of anarchy. The Jews of Roman, French, Spanish and German Europe were no longer in any position to challenge kings and proclaim the divine
rights of the individual.
one. Servility
They were
They were thus forced to invent which would not compete with the existing deeds and labors of their hosts. They were forced to create a world out of their limbo. This they did. They became peddlers, journeymen ready
A
to
fill
217
in
all
shortages,
existed.
where none
of
toil
hobo bankers ready to loan money They sought out all the lowlier forms
slaves
And they could They became, also, scholars, translators, diplomats. serve the world only as the lowliest or the highest. The
for
which only
might compete.
great in-between
Thus
one
else
if
they were
men
of talent.
And
thus they
grew the
brilliant
and
servile.
They became
human
Wazirs, physicians,
jesters, ac-
They
forged large
own
talents.
But these were rights they could not share with any other Jews. The other Jews, the great masses of them, remained
locked
hosts.
It is
away behind
the
economic
boycott
of
their
write
now for
gaudy servant line that had, served the courts of the world by
of that
fineries,
The trade routes had been their chief homeland. They were
the Jewish peddlers with a touch of genius in their pack.
Denied
traffic in
wandered
off to
uncompetitive
activities.
From
Persia,
become
whims of
218
served.
They were
modern show-
men.
For
lies
and
in the peo-
ple
Jews had already found out in America long before Hollywood. They had reached for the possession of the theaters and amusement parks. These were naturally theirs, for were they not long trained and adept in the business of
catering to masters? People, and not royal courts,
were the
new
masters.
But the
gift for
knowing and abiding by the whims of masters were as serviceable in a Democracy as in the Abbasside Caliphate if you knew how to please and serve.
please
and the
My
uncles, having
found
new monarch,
mightier than
any they had ever delighted in the past, hurled themselves into the business of serving him with an avidity that frightened off nearly
trick of
all
competition.
They knew
the simple
how
to
You
did not
sit,
artist's attic,
fash-
Yet there was the violence of the Jew behind the creaHe was servant to the new royalty the
but
in his ob-
He
was
which
there
is
no more
hilarious
The
servility of
A
the
219
Jew was
mask
the
Hollywood run by
egoists.
VALE,
so un-Jewish a matter as the cinema came by Jews. The movies are as un-Jewish as the Persian shawls, Hindu tiaras and Chinese silks brought by the adventurous Jews of the Middle Ages to the courts of Europe. The Jew who makes them is not an Elijah with a
So
we
see
how
to be created
And
Jews
only
of
Hollywood bow
Jew
haters
is
part cowardice. It is also the mark of consistency. For the Jew haters are part of the Public, and the servility of Hollywood makes no distinctions in its master. The Public is an All-Master and not to be offended even in his lowest mo-
ments of
sweets.
I
irration.
He is
the
attitude
toward him
to
say farewell to
it
Hollywood now
as philosopher.
things
has taught
I
me
And
if
would teach
It is
its
cameras or
I
conferences.
doubt
Hollywood feels the loser for it. I wonder, also, how much wisdom there is in the advices I have poured into its celluloid ear.
I
can see
it
looking back at
me
with
its
always
220
happy and harassed grin, and replying with great sanity that the world is not to be fought by a peddler. A belligerent peddler would only find himself and all his wares kicked
down
wood
the steps.
the reply stand.
Better, perhaps, that the
I let
Holly-
And
and
Nor
we should
not look
make movies not the one about Semmelweis I shall be of a softer mind about all these matters. Then it will come to me ironically, as it has always when I enter its golden doors, that Hollywood,
I
When
return to
Hollywood
to
rather than Elijah, holds the only possible hope for tomor-
dream of goodness missing from the reality of the world. Who knows but what I am wrong about the whole thing and Plato is right? Who
row.
Its
function
is
to supply the
knows but
dream of
only
ing
it,
that this
is
the
Who
the pretense of
the photograph of
it?
knows but
it
man
it,
in the
way it was
solvable
by singing
am
falsely to
by showI
movies? Perhaps
can see
virtue
lie
to dangle f etch-
way
of quieting
easily, if
it.
A man as clever as
desires.
am
he so
is
as soothing as
balloon-like
pay
checks,
I shall
find
it
not
A
too
221
difficult to forget
if
I
me
now. And
raise
my
it
them for
tion:
moment,
Why
protest too
liars?
anything
even
as
the
that the
world
is
a sweet
(who
don't
mind
killing Jews,
it is
And
of an evening
palm
tree:
is
Which
is
the
final truth
the
me
Who
the better
man,
Who
is
the servant
or the anarch?
will
The palm
pleasantly.
tree, in the
answer
"trumpet
Looking back things. Most of
leave unsaid
in
in
the dust"
my
these,
one
a phase
Germans
existence.
I
was
surprised to notice
its
absence, for
it is
the only
phase of the
Germans
that
is
by twodo not
truth
It is
good Germans.
I
mean
that
I
the goodness in
Germans
have had
my
say on that
is
total virtue.
The
more
likely,
forgot they
all
the Ger-
222
A
in
mans
my memory
this fringe
whom
know today
belong to
my
I
in
it
Jews of
whom
have hinted.
that, in the
midst of Ger-
man
rageously in behalf of
human honor
and
even of Jews.
raise
Who
and
how
a pigsty,
who
these
voices?
know
am
pleased to
in full.
make amends
my
oversight
by giving them
Yes,
They
might
fled
are
And there are Germans who have not who give high testimony by their deaths in concentration camps. And there are the usual eunuchs of virtue the "good" Germans who toss a
flee a
and
who
little at
night.
themhave
human
beings.
this against
But
do not hold
them
too much.
who
asked of
but
many.
fully
human
beings of Ger-
suspect that
will find
you
you examine any one of them carehe is no soul in torment, but a coin with
if
A
two
sides.
223
He
if
He
ers.
can cash in on
and
count-
And
he suffers a
when
he
is
man
a
of wicked-
you
may
ness
when
he
is
man
of good-
from
is
He
the
know
this
It is
know
He
is
mask
he
all his
that
is
Germany
when
will
And
an obliging
mask.
He
throw away,
sincerely,
expressions of
honest expres-
He was one of those who helped murAnd he will be one of those who
it.
mourn
this
"When
the Devil
was
sick, the
When
But
was
he."
good Germans are there then if you discount the Teuton of two faces? Is it a number that challenges the murder-character of Germanism? I have not
truly
how many
interviewed
all
the
Germans
in
Germany
no more
it
than
who
are so eager to
show
a large
I
measure of
in those
who
thies
wonder why
in
their
sympa-
danger of punishment
And
wonder
a
why
agony of three
million
murdered Jews
is less
mat-
224
may
all
No,
soul.
all
their voices.
It
is,
is
in fact, its
certain identities
the
This identity
it
good German the German of unquestionable human virtue is no more than the whisper of a lost child; a tiny German orphan who sits beside a dark road and has no
home.
As I said, much has been written about this virtuous German figure dramas, novels, movies, essays, panegyrics
and he
When
is
everywhere embraced.
I,
too,
not as a symbol of
Germany
morrow's Germany.
the
is
He
is
eternal unfitness to be a
German and
will
Germany.
again
quiet, this
go back to
his
home
the roadside.
Of
when
it
the
the one
liked
most was
George Grosz, the painter. I met him the first week in 19 19 I had just arrived as a correspondent in Berlin. It was a meeting of import and I will recount it fully, for out of
came much knowledge. I was riding to Berlin on the first of January from Rotterdam on a train as crowded as a New York subway express during the rush hour. It was the first rusty and battered train to bring the outside world into the four-year
A
island of
225
German militarism. I felt as excited as Spencer and Gillan when they headed for the unknown bush country of Australia. The Germans, then as now, had this quality they could make you feel more like an anthropologist than a journalist when you went calling on them.
had squeezed myself onto the rear platform where some fifty passengers stood congealed and coated with cinI
ders.
It
all
was
cold,
and
we
into
feet
I
night.
When we
man
whose
ribs
oddly troubled.
keeping
He
platform.
He was a tall,
parently
alter.
He wore
a black overcoat
in Chicago,
with velvet
lapels,
such
that
as
the journey
was done.
The
travel
and
me.
grew on
of
was
full
bombs
hence
I
with
it
and that
was morticed was some Hohenzollern addict hastening to Berlin to blow up the Allied Commission already there. I caught his eye and began to
explore the matter casually.
"It doesn't look as if you're
whom
one piece."
nodded
at the box.
it
"Oh,
home
in safety," he said.
226
"Frightful ride."
"Very bad."
"Why
save
it."
don't
you put
it
It
might
am
afraid the
wind would
blow
it
away."
it?"
"What's in
A
of
pause.
The
on the end
"I'm an American
And
this
is
the
am honored
to inform
you what
is
in the
a hat."
"Thank you." I became silent. I was not to be outwitted by the first German terrorist I had met on my new assignment. The hat box holder continued with disarming friendliness.
"I
went
to
I
The Hague
to
buy
it.
was demobilized
last
week and
land.
had a very
difficult
Things are still very complicated, not so? But I managed finally and go to The Hague yesterday. I was
in Berlin?"
"Not
"It
is
like this."
"What kind
"You went
"Oh, yes."
"It's a
of a hat
is
it?"
an opera hat."
to
The Hague
curious world."
A
"Would you
eagerly.
227
He was
looking at
me
He
little.
looked
inside.
It
held a
tall silk
He
noticed there
were no bombs
In this bleak,
in the box.
windy
his
Dohman
looked on
his eyes.
was confused. As
a reader
thought vaguely,
"A
hat fetichist.
I
Funny
it
considered
perhaps worthy of
the
first
my
first
German
should speak to in
Germany
should turn
a story, for I
whole
silk
cated, the
Dohman was a owner of an Iron Cross; and the purchase of the topper was a political whim. He desired to walk down
in
I shall
ex-
He
was,
also, a
evening
when
I sat in his
poet of some renown. The next rooms he read me from his printed
work.
"As she
lengthens
it
sleeps,
the moonlight
a piece
falls
out like
of rubber pipe."
would like you to meet a friend of mine. He is an artist. But much more than that, I assure you. He is an important part of Germany for you to know, as a correspondent. I mean, you
Later
leaving a cafe, he said, "I
will like him."
when we were
228
It
A
was
after
his studio
sharp-featured, slightly
reddish-faced
young man
said.
finally
peered out.
time
is it?
"Forgive me," he
It is
I
"What
Oh,
it is
you.
an honor.
Come
inside, please."
might have been a diplomat admitting a colleague into a great conference, instead of an artist with a hangover,
rudely roused from sleep.
He
When
he had learned
who
was he bowed
to
me and
"A very great honor, indeed. I am delighted. It is lucky Dr. Dohman brought you. Because you are the first American
I
have seen.
"Thriving,"
I said.
"And
all
right?"
"Very good,"
tell
am
have
I
Or
my
at the
age
of six
months.
say
know how
your
city.
it is,
among
I
artists
or
what
shall I
am You men
with thoughts.
Do you
Hotel?"
"Very
well."
at
Dr.
Dohman and
heart. I
said
"He
is
a fellow after
my own
thank
you
A
He
"I Icre
it is,"
229
he
said.
And now," he continued, "it is my honor you something to buy. No, no, not pictures. A book. The greatest book in the world. I will get it for you. Kindly be seated. It is under my bed. Are you, as an
the sign, please.
to offer
"You will imagine it is, perhaps, very expensive. But I what shall I say a bargain. Only assure you not. It is $50,000. If you have not the money, your newspaper will
be glad to supply
it, I
am
It
sure."
He was down on
wooden covers. "The name of
I
was
book two
feet square
with
book
looked through
its
is 'The Book of the Dada,' like you understand. Something simple." pages. It was a sort of glorified and
pictures,
newsbits
There were
down
to their outlines.
There were
ad,
stoves, minarets,
chimneys, horses,
ads,
cannon, liquor
scrolls
230
rabble of clippings.
The
scrolls
were
full
of angels, bleed-
at the clippings,
head-
"It
very cheap
at $50,000,"
tell
you
that Dr.
Dohman and
minds
in
Germany
assisted in the
making of
book.
You may
ask
whom
had considered
book
like this
is
"A
asked coldly.
is
the world.
it
is
in this book. If
you study
you
man on
earth
without
going to
"Yes,"
is
Dohman
I
all
truth
in
it.
When
was on furlough
spent
my
enthis
tire
week
wire
in Berlin
book."
"I'll
pay $50,000 for it." "Very good," said Grosz. My editor was already screaming across the Atlantic at me for my profligacy because of a two hundred dollar loss in a poker game with the Mayor of Hull and some English
to
heroes
who had
fine,"
all
looked
like
honest gentlemen.
"Very
Grosz beamed.
"Now
that
we
are finished
A
with business
Guide for
shall
I
the Bedevilled
231
we
I
how
to
say
This was
my
When I
went
My
friendship with
hat, the
I had, on the met one of the rarest human specimens in the world a laughing German. Dr. Dohman was a Dadaist. And Dadaism was a cult of laughter founded by Grosz, and a number of other anarchs. It was an art movement based
on
was
a turned
stomach and
a yell of derision.
Its
purpose
to
its
its
dripping poetry,
its
wattled professorialism,
its
its sarits
cophagi canvases,
musical opium,
Prussian strut,
all
And
these,
national
was
the
helpless effort of
to deride the
I
Of
all
the things
noted in
Germany, this cult of Dadaism was the most important. was the only German revolution that took place in Germany. The rest were all fakes, as will be all its future revolutions. But Dadaism, small, doomed and fleeting, was the
It
one
little
land.
It cried
out
shrilly, comically,
soul.
this
program
232
gave
ing
it
A
many
bizarre expressions.
Among
these
was the
by imitatHence Dr. Dohman's hat. Hence Grosz' pompous and elegant ways of speech. Dohman and hundreds of others swarmed through Berlin, outplan of making
it
German
stupidity self-conscious
with
an extra
fillip.
them in restaurants and theaters. I remember the famous Dada Concert of the Arts given in the largest hall in Berlin. It was advertised with the dignity of a Wagner festival. The tickets were priced as at a championship fight. Full dress was demanded. Special boxes were decorated for high army officers. And all Berlin came all the high-born, high-collared, and
They had
culture.
ble congress of
German
The
first
"number" on
Ger-
the stage
was
I
a poetry contest.
He
announced
man words
contest.
Twelve
Fatherland and one hotel porter were going to read simultaneously their thirteen poems
award of
five
thousand marks.
The
gun
in the air,
Again Grosz
A
The
a
233
off.
won
The
third
number was
five
Modern Concert.
was invited
beauty
eyes.
There were other numbers but they became inaudible. The audience rioted. Shots were fired and the Noske soldiers sent for.
The
last I recall
of the Concert of
all
the
and
and Dohman
calling out
Is
In Danger" and
It's
Too
Late."
The
week over
the insult.
Dohman
to
me
the next
Germans ashamed
to be fools."
in
Grosz
Dohman
The
truth lay in
Grosz' drawings
the
Europe had ever known. But he was more than caricaturist. Grosz was the German revolution, the brief, wild answer of the orphans at the roadside.
I
brought
later.
He
tures.
The
knew
234
A.
work
of Felicien
But beside
Rops and the daft Austrian Alfred Kubin. Grosz, these two Satanists and convention ripof George Grosz were the single-handed
a national psychology.
The works
They were
more ruth-
No
draughtsmanship
of invective, a world that looked like a smashed strawberry box, a courage that raised caricature to a religion, filled the
pictures.
Not an
artist
work on Germany, an away at the greatest cancerous area ever seen on a modern operating table. Looking at this Germany drawn, carved, hacked, sprinkled on paper by Grosz, you beheld lust and murder, murunfrightened surgeon carving
der and
lust.
at life
with
eyes
of the
Apocalypse were
prettier
some
Devil's Confessional.
They
met the other orphans, one by one. Poets, publishers, there was a Professor of Matheprofessors matics who wore a black cloak and walked the streets of Berlin after midnight playing a cornet till dawn; physicians, lawyers, businessmen, were among them. And also, scores on scores of people who were neither artist nor professional,
I
journalists,
but the
ill-shod, untutored,
A
Guide for the Bedevilled
235
Ridicule, he discovered,
never a
ridiculous.
is
But he
still exists,
in
and out of
Germany. And he
a pariah
more
He
world
German
who
is
German
hair cuts
and behind
German wing collars. I know them well and embrace them all. They are fine fellows and fine women, but when I look at them I do not see Germany. I see only those whom the Germans call
always criminals.
last
war
The German
humanists
rid of
who
German brutality are the inheritors of Dada the Indian Rope Trick cult by which the little orphan of Germany once sought to make it disappear.
These good Germans
the
human honor. They die for truth. But why honor warriors by giving them the name of their enemy Germany? Germany does not procontinue to fight for the cause of
duce them.
It
cripples, crushes
These good Germans represent no German current, no German party and no German future. They are the brothand not the sons of Germany. There have never been enough of them to clean even a patch on the
ers of talent,
German
face.
236
MY TANTE'S
There
is
my
book, but
this
a deliberate one. In
I
what
have
them
all
more
likely, in the
eyes of
the faults of
many Jews, attributed to them nearly which the anti-Semites accuse. them that
lot; that
they are an
who do
not
fit
other peoples
reminds
me
;
of a
saying
"The narrower
that,
and
them
It is
But
am
to
technique of apology.
When I am dead,
if I
my
Maker
may,
I
am
properly spoken
first
apology.
being.
I
it is
But
human
beings.
When
planations for the Jews (they are not a race, but a group
tyranny and
. .
.
the feet
same
A
upper
dle,
I
237
Silesia); when I read this touching, apologetic twadam reminded of what my Tante Chasha once said to
this general subject.
six
me on
I
was
a theater for
This
actor, a policeman,
on the stage and accused another actor of having stolen diamond bracelet from the heroine. Both my aunt and
had seen the crime committed under our very noses
were
in the first
row, balcony
by another
we
was
man.
when
I
was taking
place.
ing to one side of the stage, and cried that there stood the
stolen the
diamond
bracelet. I
demanded
his
of them tried
Chasha
"He's
hit
a bright
easily offended
if
he don't like
"and
she
was a
large
and
complain
is
show
going
(I
am
translating
right."
My
Tante and
aisle,
her umbrella
swinging
In the lobby
theater manager, a
poker players
as
my
aunt
it
was
a Yiddish theater.
at her full of
"Mrs. Swernofsky,"
this
manager looked
238
hurt, "I
this.
A
am
I
really surprised at
like
...
am
afraid,
Mrs. Swernofsky,
apologize.'
my
surprise,
through the
air
and
it.
and staggered.
My Tante
On
I tell
seized
my
me
me
a sunny
smile.
"Remember what
you," she
said.
way
to apologize."
The Jewish
on
Jew by
They do
enemies.
They
feel
and
Jews love their mothers, are sweetness and solid human charm.
that
These
ing
its
denials, contradictions
for what?
Is
there anything of
which
Jew can be
Apologies to
whom? To
from
hands
who
sits
leering
his
bench?
To
that enfeebled
calls itself
an anti-Semite?
smug and
highty-tighty bystander,
A
tleman
239
who
hasn't
You would
would wake up to
this
is
comes such awakening. There have been some who have opened their eyes. Heinrich Heine woke up one day and filled the world with a burst of bitter laughter. This "greatest of their poets" announced that, whatever the Jew was,
the spectacle of the monstrosities
who
called themselves
Devil and
all
his friends to
But Heine
calamity to
is
only a Jew
The
stunned with
make
vaingloriously, despairingly.
revealing their
wounds
never daunts
their propaganda.
And
holes in
enough cunning to punch such contentions. The mere fact that the Jews are
For even on
these have
this earth
is
to be found
enough
to
deny
No
do
people
known
that
There
are
240
A
is
One
and
side.
An
occasional
but
accompanied
sadists intent
on the sport of
increasing your misery. The other is the business of advertising your virtues. The "Jewish propaganda machine" is more or less devoted to both schemes, and the results continue, century in and out, to be the same. In a world that
alive.
a victim.
It is
And no man
ments
lie
alive is a
Whenever
man
and
evils.
know
always a minority
it
and
if
I dislike to
stages.
And
man grows too loud with his claims to piety and goodness it is my human impulse to bring him to my own measure by examining studiously his many failings.
a
is
The
a
bystander
not
and
on
little
irritably
knows he wouldn't be
is
My own
defense
I
attitude
no
and
that defending
them
is
can do them.
They
A
the world
241
me
as
good
playmates. And,
If there
then, a
little
better.
it lies
in the ancient
is
and
Here
as
the quirk of
I
a great
noise.
The echo
of Elijah
is all
spirit.
many
other
that Jews are dangerous, world menace (to the Germans), that they
(Is this really a
There is only one truth in all these charges. No Jew, were he given a Swastika to wear on his sleeve, could exist in the Hell made by the Germans. Not even a bad Jew.
There
eternal
It
is
enough of Elijah
left in
him
to
make of him
the
Underground
against tyranny.
this truth in the
charges
of his
enemy with
A YALE SCHOLAR
I
have read
many books
Our
scientists
late
European demonology; discussing the Jew's vanishing culture and interest in God (and seeing in this a fine hope for
his future well-being); or dealing
242
me
as part
Jew, but in
good
professor,
the peritonitis.
select
Of
has
the
many
professors,
He
no
make
his points
with literary
He
is
an ordinary
scientist
writing
in an ordinary
way
which
is
why
I select
He
is
Raymond Kennedy,
Professor of Sociology at
it exists.
He writes
(in
"Jews
pany,
there
New
is is
World," published by The Macmillan ComYork) that among the student body at Yale
I
This
(in
have heard
anti-Semitism
tion.
institu-
If a
win
a*sort of social
I
Y)
understand,
A
a
243
halls of learning.
am
won
a contest,
or
I
to sneak
my
it.
Jews, says the Professor, and the Jewish students are too
nervous to
For
foist themselves on their Gentile college chums. know, it may be the other way around at least I have often found it so in areas off the campus.
all
I
From
his
He
whole there
is
Jews
are given
(The
Professor's politics
may
Dr.
word
"inter-
nationalism.")
Kennedy then
is
offers the
theory,
first
reassuring
everybody that he
man who wrote of Semmelweis) that caste, God help them, and present
Comparing Jews to Negroes is a rather recent scientific hobby and a step up for both the Jew and the Negro in the professorial debates. It was not so long ago that Negroes were being compared chiefly to anthropoid apes, and Jews to demons hatched under gibbous moons. How much more valid and entertaining it would be to compare a white trash
244
^
What
New
England Jew
if
they have in
common? What,
any,
political, psychiatric,
he defines,
it
"is
Those born
into
can never
out of
it
...
It
group
as fixed
toward
assimilation
group apart."
you
and
his
phylac-
look at
Errol Flynn.
It
is
work
being
a professor.
Observe Prof.
his anti-Jewish his labor as
it, if
Kennedy, building up, phrase by phrase, vocabulary. This is extra, over and above
observer of the American scene
an
or beneath
you
like.
Thus:
"They
from minproc-
"We
ess
chang-
The
is
obvious.
With
all this,
245
is
"At the
.
'pass' easily.
The
he-
Jews
is
not so strictly
(negroes),
enforced
still
groups do not
caste position."
They occupy
an intermediate quasi-
Here
promoting the Jews from the ordinary low-down "caste" to an "intermediate quasi-caste," which shows you that, scientist
though he
is
is,
his heart
is
One
Kennedy
I
is
given to fair-mindedness.
He
now
examines, as
have urged
quote:
my
Semite cranium.
"The
success of
Jews
is
not
are
regarded as a threat.
They
claim
is
full
This
last is a
how
study
is
re-
Eli.
But
246
in
my book. Enough
is
on
to chide our
country
for this state of affairs, and to point out, not very electrically, that there
a discrepancy
too think
of
them
is
many things wrong with our democracy. One Raymond Kennedy of Yale.
MY THESIS ON THE
as
PROFESSOR
Sociological facts, such
Dr.
Kennedy
me) of not
as the opin-
being at
ions of a
all "scientific."
They can
be examined
as the indisputable
markings
on
a test tube.
first
The
is
that
he believes them.
assure
you
that
no doubt, wonder or
Kennedy
prose.
He
is
man
is
of cer-
which
is as it
it is
world of
facts.
That
why
in
The second
them
obvious thing
is
that
Kennedy
has not
He
is
achieved
own
observations.
This
an inter-
esting point.
What
are observations?
we make
own beliefs? Or aie they data we gather to make our own notions stand up? A little of both, perhaps, with a tendency more one way than the other, depending on who observes. An artist, for instance, will
outside our
find out only things he does not
know.
professor, very
know.
I
am
certain
A
to Jews, his
247
cases of antipathy
own
That
kinds,
is
who
of in-
let
him "pass"
a fact a
minimum
Haven.
with
particularly
them
United
if
he resides in
is
New
not
satisfied
his facts as
He
enlarges
a bird's-eye observa-
tion of the
And,
would be
in
an
They apply
to
its
anti-Semites.
The Jew
is
a caste figure
where
it
into
is
American anti-Semitism.
and grace.
As
Jew,
am
a better authority
I
on
this
than
is
the
Professor.
data, but
I
Not
only have
my own
"passing" as a bit of
(all
heredi-
tary Jews)
who
With few
exceptions,
yet they
are
passed into
American society. They have all restaurants and drawing rooms where Profes-
248
sor
These data Jews of mine have met with evidences now and then of anti-Semitism. They have, on occasions, been
barred from hotels, occasionally been refused a job, or received a social snub for their Jewishness. But this does not
make them
a caste.
It is quite
the other
way
around.
It
is
trapped in
its
It
is
however, a hereditary
can catch
less
it
but an
illness
open to
all.
You
and
in the
subway
just as easily as at
Yale
expensively.
To
group of
anti-
Semites
a single pogrom),
to strike
little
may
be unjust in
It
is,
intelli-
gence.
My
than
thesis, if
read
by Dr. Kennedy,
is
will
obviously a
Eli.
man
a bit
more
sensitive
background, old
is
If
he sees the
Jew
as half
pariah he
even
calls, albeit
somewhat inconvenienced by this "fact." He dulcetly, for some remedy or other "More
assimilation
out,
damned
may
fessor's
own
number of
faculty
A
eyebrows.
249
is
And
veritable knight in
criticism will thus
a prettier
world.
My
But
battling carefully
you
find
all
making the wrong seem triumphant. He does not merely write with dissatisfaction of what he thinks
is
True,
this
may
all
is
(obviously)
therefore
no
And
way
it
may be
that he lacks
which, employed
effect,
to create a desired
what
one intends.
But, lamebrain or no, the Professor practises a sort of
he affirms
beyond
helps,
a skirmish.
And
in
it
whether he
desires
or not (I
am
But this is not the chief crime of the Professor. Dr. Kennedy is presumably a gentleman trained in the art of reason,
art.
is
It is
this training
his
larger crime)'
when
what
is
250
the Jew. Not censuring these oddities, mind you, and not even saying definitely that these "caste" oddities exist.
like
some
it's
gossip repeating
eagerly
and concluding
a pity there's so
his recitation
much
scandal around.
Such is the ghost of scholarship all shadowy, gaseous and unsavory that is wafted toward us from the old halls
never
went
to school but
humbly
Why
research
whom
boys
he himself announces
Why
who
call
the
Jew investigator investigate the college Jew names? For instance, here is a theme
What
is it
man
Or,
if
more private fessor Kennedy? What makes him prefer to see the U.S.A. as if it were a land of happy anti-Semites and writhing castehere's another
suffering Jews?
toward
truth.
They announce
its
pres-
falls.
A
of education
251
on the threshsilent, blind, inert and renowned J wonder old of battle whether the human mind has ears or eyes at all, or any
irr all
other
weapon
it is
And
in
My
of
But,
am in fact not much worried about the brother amok. I am certain that the anti-Semites are no match for the Jews, and that their way is a hard one. The victories they
I
win
are illusions,
and the
illnesses that
come
to
foam on
it is
their lips
the Jews
United
lost
States,
yet to be seen
who
more
Jews or the
and amiable
a
Germans.
But these
ones
others, these professors, bystanders
this
little
worm
always crawling
make
And
however tender
the heart of
in his soul.
252
against
against
And
in
you read this some day far which I write and if around
you
tinguished
my
time
credit
my
human
thought.
They
The
by
is
the
their
American
imitators)
last
not a
new
thing.
fifteen centuries
at the disposal of
It
every
political
scoundrel in Christendom.
has served to
cement
The scoundrel prince or priest or adventurer has known always that it is easier to win followers through
their
He
has
known
that hatred
is
the magic
you can control it. Hatred strengthens peoand solidifies them behind you, if you are lucky.
When we
unarmed
In fact,
it
hate someone,
If
we
feel the
their slaying.
we happen
it.
to hate
Not only
by
first
"triumph-
Hatred
is
It
has served
enemy
A
something
as
253
ilis
confusing
to
you
The
it
weak and
the helpless.
We frown at the
There
of people
who
They
there
are there,
no reason,
if
rea-
Such investigations
as this are as
The
sur-
thousands
have,
in fact, battened
on them.
to
few hundred men responsible for the catastrophes that have warped the earth since Attila. I am no historian (as I have said) and the misdeeds of a few overpublicized
a
I
have
their Public
wondered always when I read of public villains where came from, out of what caverns it arose. How easy moral progress would be if we had only to chop orT a few chieftain heads to attain it!
254
The psychology
for discussion, as
human misbehavior
is
I stated at
Any
all
man
in a thin volume.
villainies,
you
my
final essay
only a
little evil,
men
them
to follow leaders
viciousness
like birthmarks.
me to understand these followers (and their leadmay not be a new theory, for there are so many
world today that novelty has become a
it is
theorists in the
one
which makes
it
new
to me.
MY
POLITICAL STETHOSCOPE
I
My
theory
is
have
used the
word egoism
This
is still
by
i
it
man
to assert
and improve
my
definition of the
word but
concerned
legs can
now
am The
is
Ego
and so do
all
I.
The Ego
of us. Deeper
is
we
not of fame
necessarily
we
as an individual.
ticipate,
We clamor to acquire
in the
a meaning, to par-
however humbly,
A
us, like
255
the truths.
We
is
struggle to
The Ego
Achieve
the
whip on our
a
brain.
It
It cries
constantly,
to
life.
thought."
urges,
"Come
On
all
the herd of
man men
so
sting.
it is
It is a
its
There is no dummies and no special goad designed to make universal and eternal whip handed
plies endlessly.
It flails
whip
away
at
And
each
man
it
wields
I
it
according to
his strength.
can understand
how
brilliant
to individuals.
"The ego," He very likely said to His angels, "will make human creature a little discontented with himself. He will always want to be more than bones, flesh, and organs. He will want to have Intellectual Identity, which is
every
a desire lacking in
all
who
was
little less
winged
its
urging.
And
yet
may
be entirely
at all to
wrong in thinking that our do with fashioning the mind of His handiwork, from the
it
sanity and
perfection.
Of
all
256
A
is
human mind
distortion. It
alone
chugs of
the
first
automobile. It
as
clumsy
as the
paw
a
of a stranded
lobster.
Indeed,
its
very existence
is
whole
eras
where
this
mind
is
no more than
fog in which
ROGUES IN RAGS
whose egos are greater than their minds. And often they have no minds at all but a resounding whip in them to drive this nothingness forward. The disproportion between whip and wits is the measure of
Rogues
their villainy.
The
At
be only
we
amused by their daft antics to achieve individuality, and we watch them walk through snow in their bare feet, or discourse from soap boxes on
wisdom and
genius."
We
are
motion machines or peddle proclamations heralding the end of the world. We call them ''nuts," and find their silliness
a
little
picturesque.
this topic I
On
wrote in
my
I
"No
egoism that
know
airs, or wags So powerful a tongue, or so Admires itself and preens and brags As does Stupidity aglow
And wrapped
in intellectual rags."
A
But
257
alarmingly.
at times the
The
spurring of ego in
a
empty
skulls
becomes an epidemic
political constituency.
fits
Out of the ranks of the gutter misPraetorian Guard for folly. And to find
a vantage point not in our world.
I:
He
is
the true
bottom of the
windswept cranium; old chasm-brain, the golem. He stands on the outskirts any outskirts. Wherever there is an or-
ganized group of
human
beings,
on
its
golem,
known
The Goon.
He would
have for him.
into
One
He
is
human
environs.
Even
borhood statesmen running for dog-catcher will usually have none of him. There is a cavernous sound to his babble that depresses even the boys in the poolroom and the flop
houses.
circles,
No
hat.
Here
you need
minimum
of cre-
of a semi-rational
human
being.
The poor
The Goon
not
like the
gleam
ous for
a stupid
man
to
among them. They do They know that it is dangerhave a gleaming eve. And thev toss
him out of
their
258
This
is
A
one of
sorrows
his fellows.
is
Sorrow number two is the Goon's ego. There whip plying his empty skull and filling him with a dis-
He is too dumb
litter.
make
the grade
of errand boy, yet he would be the boss. dog, this bottom of the
He would
world of
be top
There
ity.
are
in the
rational-
And
too unpromising.
the fringe to
the seats at the back of the hall reserved for stutterers; and
this is
has not
of being
a superman.
Thus he
full
stands
on the
and
of an impatient misery.
He
is
Let
immebackward cry go up
a
is
there.
manly
back
all its
shout.
petition,
For where there is no sense there is no comand no superior minds around pushing him to a
seat.
The
senseless slogan
is
to zero.
Anti-Semitism
If
is
a slogan
made
he
tion
is
a delirious one.
He
He who
to
A
listen,
259
has
got
mouth on four
if
syllables
now
that
by
Aladdin.
Docs the Goon who cries "Death to all Jews!" hate them? Docs he dream of a world purified by the extermination of Jews? Does he believe that "Jews are ruining civilization," that "Jews are throttling the American spirit"?
The Goon understands these matters about as much as a turtle in a mud bank. The words Civilization, American, Christianity, Purity, Spirit, Economics, and Jew are not containers of ideas for him. They are word-rattles with which to make angry and ego satisfying sounds. He knows
no
good or bad; and he knows no Jews and no Jews. He has a score to settle with life or with God. For something gave him a whip and a full set of harcivilization,
hates
ness
and
no horses
to drive.
And
astride a
phantom
if
he has to
kill all
on
the track.
And so
use him.
flourishes.
Leaders
a
They
fraction, to induce
him
the
Democracy!" But
is
Goon
reluctant,
Jewish indignation to
As
enemy
of the humanities, a
much
safer
enemy
is
of government.
is
To
boot, the
cry of
"Down
with Democracy!"
a little too
compli-
minds
with
around
the
this slogan.
He
"Down
Jew" is an island of unreason on which the Goon is a match for all comers. Where the ring rules call for clogged
z6o
the
his
basement headquarters. So
spike-haired
masquerade
as
these
imbeciles
parading as
even important
in
We
have a
few more
like the
Goon for
himself alone.
He
and picturesque expression of their own more have a few lawmakers and literasickly anti-Semitism.
a dramatic
We
teurs
I
who
haunt
his side.
empty
as a
He
is
He
He
is
able to
his
own
done in
murdered
hour
a sense of
glamour and
in
When
civilization
is
King of the nightmare. He is a great man this Goon. He is still a Goon in the U.S.A.
POLITICAL PORTRAIT
II:
Germany,
MAN WITH
in disguise
A NOWHERE TICKET
This
slightly
is
not the
Goon
not
quite.
He
is
is
more
but
elegant fellow.
this
The Goon
has to count
on
his fingers
register.
He
Little
A
pressed,
in his
261
the toothpick
eye
is
offset
by
mouth.
Ic
newspaper from
tomato can
1c
has
some
puzzle.
There
is
a certain
stir
of intellect in this
status
Lord of
Little-
him an in-between
than a figure.
more
than a
cypher and
less
He knows how
to say "hello"
when he
is
introduced to somebody in a
Yet with
all his
There
is
an unrest in
toothpick chewing.
I
The world
talents
it
is
lis
cannot
like
embrace
it
and
his personality
a big shot;
nor even
He
is
white collar
castaway.
The Goon
comes home
full
complex for
in the
his
understanding.
He
him
The
frightens
him and
his soul
with a lone-
He has a mind, a wife, a business yet he is part of nothing. He has a country, but this country is like a rich uncle far away. He has a God but He is another rich uncle
even further away. Lying
liness that
in his
dark bed, he
comes with
little
thoughts and
little spirit.
262
from
littleness there is
an ancient
intolerance.
tear
Good
people,
made
desperate
by
lone-
liness,
They do not
There
his
it
much
for
He
powers.
And
he
is
He
more satisfactory personality one that can hold its head up with intolerance. "Keep moving," cries the ego, and this Little Casino,
has found a
unable to
as a
man
of wallflower vir-
where people as lonely and immobilized everywhere are organizations in which people can pool
littleness
secret badges
and carry-
And
from his brow. He is no longer worried about books that are Greek to him, and a vast, impersonal world that looms like a closed gate over his head. He has come home from a meeting at which it was decided that the trouble with everything was the Jews. Speeches were made
the pucker gone
that proved the
What they
threaten,
Jews to be an ominous and corrupting force. and how, and what and how they cor-
by
the orators.
Nobody noticed
filled
What
all
From being
A
dragon.
in
263
They had
passwords and
a mission,
fully
full
of mysteries pain-
At this meeting all the Little Casinos pledged themselves to wage war, sub rosa, against Jews. Their first orders were
them into the equality of their happy change for Little Casino. Here was already a lives. Instead of being an unwanted figure, he had become one who declared somebody else unwanted. Now our hero whistles as he shaves to go to the movies. The world has improved for him by the exact ratio with
to snub Jews and not admit
which, in
his
mind, he lessened
it
the Jew.
His virtues
left
him everybody's
butt.
him
a butt of his
glint
own
to play with
the Jew.
He
it
A
is
comes
Courage enters
that
part of a
knows what
wants
to snub Jews.
And
Little Casino,
"I don't
want you
she asks. "Never mind," says he. "I heard certain things at
a meeting the other night."
can't
it
"What meeting?"
go into
from me.
No
"You mean
he's
no
good?" says
his wife.
And
his
wife looks
at
eyes.
He
is
264
A
vaster and
He
is
The
more American, and he has many high born relatives. more complex our land becomes, the larger
loneliness that
is
grows the
his
breeding ground.
The
feel himself a
workman
in
san to cog.
The huge
his sense of
He
is
much
as drift
through a movie
offered
wonders.
standing.
its
His government
The Heaven
him
in the
The
have become as
difficult to
Hegel. There will soon be nowhere for his say, and nothing
open for
his personal,
human
imprint.
When
this
time
underworld passwords.
will
is already the most numerous of the anti-Semites. He become the most powerful. He will break no heads and order no pogroms. But he will make laws, or try to make
He
them.
He
can,
if
the buildings
alter
grow
too
tall
America without
III:
POLITICAL PORTRAIT
THE LOON
Little Casinos, this
Long
Goons and
He
is
who
his
name, but
Among them
A
The
importance.
write, sing,
265 one of
lie can
lunatic's place
For he
is
a silver tongue.
He
invariably
its
troubadour.
is
That he
cox."
is
mad
is
(medically mad)
as
obvious as
if
he
There
whose work does not qualify him at a glance for the booby hatch. I lis symptoms are more prominent in his screeds than his Jews. Yet he thrives unchallenged and is rarely
called for
by the ambulance.
due to the fact that the detection of lunatics has
all
This
is
presented difficulties in
The
eras
themselves were so
full
of mania that
ing a point to pronounce any of their spokesmen as suffering from a special incoherence.
subtle a problem. It
it is
is
offers as
People
who seem
takes
slates of
one party or
work
in
baby
And even if he commit these and similar he may find himself, as often as not, on the
booby
hatch.
266
A
who
Along with
lunatic
his
troubadour, the
causes him to stand out for admiration. Unlike the Goon and Little Casino, he is not a transparent creature. There is a mood about him that provokes wonder. His words are
He
is
his
mind.
full of
Thus among
full
man
This
true.
nobody
inches
else
Our troubadour actually knows things knows that there are little green men three
tall
directly
own
his
are plotting to
much
distinction as a
Knight against the forces of Judaism: and a creature fully equipped with authentic
than people not as endangered as himself.
read of "a
the
does.
For he
is
terrors.
These
Jew
new and
horrible plot
by
the
American Republic," you can be sure that our literary with a few errata. For "Jews," read "little green men three inches tall." For "American
Republic," read "Joseph McGillicuddy, recently under observation at Bellevue for sulking seven days in a manhole."
Until our time, this singer of bogiemen has been a creature too involved for labelling.
As troubadour he was
(aa
A
he
still is)
267
of great help to
in their sales
se-
Our own
age
is
if
to
results.
The
Freudians, in particu-
Devil's
howl
in the
world.
They
many
of
man
to
dreaming
case he
In the
first
virility
He
is
is
also revealed as
by
early constipation,
a comical explanation of
lunacy but
made
by
the withholding of
our functions,
we mature amid
poisons.
Grown, we
find
it
There
is
actually trying to
kill his
who own
bashes
father
his
own
embraces).
It is
we owe
is
who
venerates Dictators
own
father.
He
268
shadowy version of
which he
actually longs.
These are a few of the motives that set our furtive Knight to strafing Jews; from which it can be seen that his
anti-Semitism
is,
At
his
mother, seduc-
Our new
some, cures.
there were
science
It
is,
is
also at
work on
enough of
go around
but that
say one
the time
to every anti-Semite.
half the
will be lying
on
couches reciting
But
until this
millennium
arrives,
we must
continue to
its
The Loon,
Semitism,
is
adding
his
whose importance (as of most poets) and is dependent entirely on the numbers of his readers their readiness for his message. When the Goons and Little Casinos multiply, the Loon grows in stature. His standing in our time is already phenomenal. Given a larger stage, his
a creature
song
may
rise, his
POLITICAL PORTRAIT
NAPOLEONS IN SHADOW
Goon, Loon and Little Casino make the anti-Semitic underworld of the U.S.A. Around them hover the many
269
sly killers,
fellow-travellers of anti-Semitism
nimbus of
Lump them
all
tical joke.
raises
them out of
their
clown
cate-
They
is
no cause so low, no slogan so vile but it will find leaders to champion it. And not necessarily leaders without
There
brains,
command. For
men
of talent
will get
them
sort of
These beggars of
hat.
politics
who go pawing
and
as
the city
dumps
obvious as a paper
They
who
talent to angle
among
come haunting
They Some of
who
many
them-
more of them
selves
who
devote themselves
human
it is
passions.
They
set
for
who
have
who
Only
a single
They
vie-
frowsy
a tribe to
dream of
270
They
That
for their fame-hungry ears. For they are heroes too crude
at the foulness of their admirers.
They
is
demented actors to
existence.
whom
all
applause
mer-
an audience
its
There
these
If killing
mothers)
is
proud of
ties
their progress.
They do not
The
if
they
sit
high in
it.
And
in
many
They
are in our
editorial desks.
air
They
waves and sending out loony literature. True, numbers of them have been sent to jail. But even these are happy in their careers. It is
forming
Parties,
bombinating over
no come-down for an
jail
bird.
Men
are
of probity
who
more inclined to chuckle than protest. For they are these shadowy bidders for greatness such obvious hag
it
compounded of such
childishness.
smacks of
A
back and forth
271
down
They
shuttle
in their alleys
and half
alleys.
Whether they
Napoleons
will answer.
We
my
(my Conscience, and I, the author) sit together in room and watch the winter come. The wind outside is
is
evening in the
morning sky.
I
window
little
and sigh
it
am
all
for calling
sits
a day.
But Conscience
shoulder
speaks to me.
Do you
really think
the
Demon
that
ever on a man's
conscience:
this
you
book?
author: Yes.
conscience:
An
so
much more
author:
If I
disciples,
conscience:
Do you
inconsistencies?
What
Bible
if
author:
The
is
mass of contradictions.
I
Spinoza
have noted as
many
272
A
more
in
it.
thirty
centuries.
conscience:
sistencies.
They might
author:
I shall
is
a pity.
unused!
And
on the inno-
cence of the Jews in the death of Christ unwritten! author: Sensible omissions, particularly regarding Christ.
I
this is
but accusation.
What
Germans
Jews
We
But
are silent,
and
am
is
done.
as I arrange
my
Demon
speaks again.
author:
They
may
well
lie
in their
conscience:
If that is
what you
think,
your
silence
on the
A
author:
273
The
Palestinian situation
I
basically a
it
problem
I
have avoided
because
am
would be glad
and
I
to see a nation
flag,
am
anything of myself to
into being,
come would look on it with foreign eyes. I could no more feel myself part of it than of any other country beyond the
existence.
if it
And
did
I
however
U.S.A.
values
wish for
its
existence,
all
it
the
But when
thing
I
contemplate a Jewish
state
an
perhaps,
from Palestine than that millions of Jews remain exiled from life. My silence is not an argument against a Palestinian homeland but
better that such as
be
exiles
conscience:
(moodily)
is
wonder if that is
one
all
true.
author:
Whatever
true, there is
solid fact.
In the
It
Jew stamped
like a tag.
I
in their souls,
am
pleased to
know
that Palestine
is al-
author:
A few historical doubts. The Jews have been always wretched politicians and ridiculous diplomats.
274
A
They
by arguing nose
God when
lost Jeru-
He was
The Jews
by
was correct
this
wind of
on controversy, which
to fight
had
tied
up
all
soldiery, the
Romans
one of
if
I feel certain
that
he
of Palestine, a
arise to
new Kingdom amid the orange groves new and mighty Jewish Prophet would
state
and the
sins
of glory.
These are
my
reservations.
They
are en-
tirely naive.
conscience:
Having
Jews
as
anarchs, perhaps
you
new
Prophet of negation?
author:
He would
fascinate
me more
than the
new
king-
little
my
not
my
It is
am doubly
it
conscience:
Would
remove
is
little
of
author: No.
unnecessary. There
A
today,
275
bit
seem a
loud
my
voice will
be him-
and
trust to
God
conscience: (craftily)
regrets?
I
author:
Yes,
have regrets
but
helpless ones.
regret
much
I
stupidity, cruelty
and coarseness. In
my
next book
hope to use
my
a
tal-
many
charm
my
book has
won
or, at least,
on
its
appearance. But
my
of triumph. For
my
conscience:
If it
it
is
pub-
lished, that
was unfinished
I still
then you
is
will,
perhaps,
write a sequel.
author: Most
tion of
certainly.
have pencils
left,
and a frac-
youth
and
a
new day
coming.
conscience:
A better one?
day with new problems.
new
problems.
And
For
shall write of
this
perhaps, with
more wisdom.
I
my mind in
by
disturbed
276
when
swamp, moving through the heads of the killers. There is, perhaps, more to see. conscience: You are perhaps apologizing for the Germans? author: For my inability to damn them with all the reder, like the emanations of a
sources of
my
mind.
this
is
conscience:
conscience:
Then
If
farewell.
you
why
this
promise of
tomorrow?
author: Without hope! Have you
violence and pessimism?
also
misunderstood
my
They
hope.
They arm me
future
it
The
meet
is
go out to
with a
my hand.
Adieu!