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HILE senior
Tories have been
quick to hurl
brickbats at
Nadine Dorries
for joining the
cast of Im A Celebrity... Get Me Out
of Here! I can disclose that far from
disappearing without telling anyone
in her party that she would be away
from Westminster for a month, Miss
Dorries insists she did so with the
knowledge of her effective boss in
the Government.
I sought and was granted
permission from the then Chief
Whip Andrew Mitchell, said
Nadine shortly before she entered
the strict purdah enforced by the
series ITV producers.
Yet, as ever with the mercurial
Merseyside-born MP, nothing is
quite that straightforward: last
night Mr Mitchell (who has since
been replaced as Chief Whip
following his Plebgate difculties)
told me that while he may have
agreed to her taking a month off:
Im happy to conrm that in this
case I did not give permission for
Nadine to travel to Australia for a
month to take part in a television
programme.
Whichever version of events is
correct, Nadines declaration has
come too late to save her from
being suspended by the Tories and
from the wrath of many of her
constituents in Mid-Bedfordshire.
Yet the feisty former nurse has
no doubt she is doing
the right thing,
justifying any
humiliation as
worthwhile because of the
audience. She said: The majority of
people dont look to Westminster
but they do surf the net, watch
popular TV and engage with reality
shows. If thats where people are
its where politicians need to be.
MPs are not popular so I dont
expect to be in there very long but
I hope I can make some people
understand that some of us have
very normal backgrounds.
I may have to eat a kangaroos
testicle but I will also get to talk a
lot and big-up Boris.
Nadine has another surprise up
her sleeve. Contrary to the rules on
personal items , she has a stash of
contraband that she has smuggled
in: poppies for all the contestants.
COMMENT: PAGE 36
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What is the secret of Boris Johnsons
romantic allure? One foxy blonde who
has fallen under Boriss spell assures me its
his melliuous mastery of the Classics. She
nds the way he slips in the odd Ancient
Greek or Latin phrase to his conversation is
just so... hmm... darned seductive.
When I ponder his reputation as a clever
linguist with Mr Johnson as we chat at a
literary salon, he says that he longs for the
nation to embrace the tongues of our erudite
forefathers.
If I had my way, everyone would be
speaking Latin, declares Londons mayor,
who argues that although many may dismiss
its relevance today, Latin provides the
building blocks of every western language.
He rmly believes that perusing his primer
keeps his bonce zzing with vim.
Causam magnae linguae nostrae
amplectamur! booms Boris.
(Let us embrace the cause of our great
language, for those of you who did not read
Classics at Balliol).
A disappointment last
night for the 600 guests
such as Elizabeth Hurley and
Eva Herzigova (right) who
arrived at Sir Elton Johns
Grey Goose Winter Ball to
learn that the great man would
not be at his own party.
Elton decided his old
friend George Michael had
greater need of his help,
stepping in to perform at
the concerts in Australia
which have been
cancelled by George
after doctors told him
he needed complete
rest and post-
traumatic
counselling.
The former Wham!
singer announced that
he could not go through
with his tour, saying he
had been wrong to
think he could work
through the major
anxiety that has
plagued him since his
attack of pneumonia.
Luckily Eltons
partner David
Furnish, who
hosted the Aids
charity ball at
Battersea Power
Station, had someone
else to hold his hand as
co-host, conrmed bachelor
Kevin Spacey.
In her heyday she
was a temptress
whose duvet was
regularly rumpled by
lotharios such as
Laurence Olivier, Robert
Mitchum and Steven
Spielberg, but now Sarah
Miles is happily living in
a man-free zone at her
manor house in Sussex.
Since the death of her
husband, the playwright
Robert Bolt, Miss Miles
has not indulged in any
dalliances, preferring to
be sustained spiritually,
rather than romantically.
Instead she has founded
a club called Expanding
Heart Awareness, where
chums can join her for a
spot of meditation and
the occasional group hug.
I want people to be
healed, to feel secure in a
womb-like environment,
says the ditzy
septuagenarian actress,
who was nominated for
an Oscar for Ryans
Daughter. Thankfully
those who attend these
gatherings are not
required to follow Miss
Miless recipe for health
and happiness: the daily
consumption of a cup of
her own urine. The
essence of your life is in
your pee, she declares
with a satisfying slurp.
Its a sight that certain skittish
females fantasise about: Colin Firth
minus his trousers. The actor certainly
surprised hotel guests who chanced upon
him improperly dressed at the Savoy
where he was lming his latest movie,
Gambit.
Our budget meant we couldnt afford
to ask the hotel to shut down for a few
days, so we had to lm while normal hotel
life continued, the twinkle-eyed smoothie
told me at the premiere.
The scenes requiring me to be
incompletely dressed caused quite a few
raised eyebrows from people who didnt
realise what was going on.
There was one rather inebriated lady
whom I met, trouserless, in the revolving
door of the lobby. I decided to just brazen
it out, had a little chat with her and
moved on.
18 SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012
FEATURES
David Beckhams
brilliant sporting
career will soon
be at an end
as retirement
looms, but
what next for
the football
and fashion
icon? DANNY
BUCKLAND looks
at the options
open to one of
our most famous
and loved
sportsman
The removal of
football from his
life could
destabilise his
happiness
WhaI luIure lor eckham
H
E COULD be an actor,
a politician or a
fashion designer and
few would bet against
David Beckham being
all three when his
glorious run as a footballer ends.
At 37, retirement is now more than
a nagging thought and the
commercial offers (never in short
supply) are reaching Himalayan
heights as the world senses the end
of a glittering sports career.
Beckham and his LA Galaxy
football team are still on target for
this years American Major League
Soccer title but is he likely to hang
his boots up at the end of the
season to concentrate on family,
charity work and business?
It would mark the end of a long,
illustrious journey that began with
Ridgway Rovers in an east London
park and rampaged through glory
days at Manchester United, Real
Madrid and countless inspirational
displays for England, 59 as captain.
Along the way he married a pop
star, became a role model, father,
fashion icon, Unicef ambassador
and Britains richest sportsman
with a value of 160million.
His 4million salary at LA Galaxy,
the highest in US soccer, is
dwarfed by his 21million annual
endorsements for high-line brands
Adidas, Sainsburys, Samsung and
perfume maker Coty so retirement
from playing the beautiful game
could be just the beginning.
The chances of Beckham
running a country pub or sitting in
a mud-spattered dug-out as he
learns the managerial trade in the
lower divisions are slim. Being
managed by entertainment guru
Simon Fullers XIX organisation,
which also looks after Jennifer
Lopez, Will Young, Lewis Hamilton
and Andy Murray, should also rule
out the risk of cutting ribbons at
supermarkets and DIY superstores.
Keeping football in his life will
be a survival essential and he has
already been sounded out as a
potential owner or consortium
leader to take over a franchise in
Montreal, or take control of the
New York Cosmos. It would suit
Beckham, who has the perfect
credentials to pull in powerful
sponsors and funding for any team
and has the technical expertise to
improve on eld performance.
Whatever he does next will have
massive box ofce appeal, says
Nigel Currie, sports marketing
director of Brand Rapport. He has
been managed cleverly so that a
myth, an enormous legend, has
built up around him.
His football has been a bit part
over the past few years and
although it is clearly his rst love,
he has already proved that he can
maintain and increase his prole
without sport. He is very
professional and competent. He
speaks well and knows the right
thing to say, which makes him even
more marketable. He is a safe bet
and will be highly sought-after, so
the potential is enormous.
Respected sports agent Jon
Holmes, who masterminded Gary
Linekers fortunes on and off the
eld and was part of the group that
guided Beckhams early career, is
convinced that his international
status is critical to his future.
He is very determined and
has made himself into a good
ambassadorial gure so he will
probably be thinking of things along
those lines, he says. He made a
strong contribution for the country
SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012 19
FEATURES
il he hangs u his booIs!
in promoting our ability to stage
events, and he was very prominent
before and during the Olympics,
which will serve him well.
Sponsorship expert Nigel Currie
adds: I expect he will stay in
America and that his management
team are already moving him into
the next area, be that lm, fashion
or music. Staying in the States
helps his UK prole because when
he does appear it is like a visit from
royalty. It takes away the chance
of him being photographed doing
something mundane like going
to the shops.
l
T ALSO ts neatly with his
wife Victorias blossoming
career in fashion design.
Posh showcased her 2013
collection at New York
Fashion Week in September
and transferring to Manhattan
would be a vital staging post on her
quest for international acclaim. The
38-year-old former Spice Girl is
understood to have viewed New
York properties and schools for
their sons Brooklyn, 13, Romeo, 10,
Cruz, seven, and 16-month-old
daughter Harper.
As the deals pile up and the
bank balance continues to rise,
Beckham will have to cope with the
psychological hammer stroke of
ending his career. No amount of
wealth, red carpet invitations,
billboard posters or column inches
can compensate for the loss of a
sport that has fuelled his existence
for 25 years. The big question is
not what will he do next in terms of
endorsements but how would he ll
the void left by football? says Rick
Cotgreave, director of Mobius
Performance, which specialises in
helping elite athletes deal with the
end of sporting lives.
The removal of football from his
life could destabilise his happiness.
Some athletes take up to eight years
overcoming the sense of loss until
they discover something that lls
the gap.
Beckhams future happiness and
continued success may come from
a variety of sources and it is
unlikely that one single activity will
ever replace the all-consuming
excitement and reward that football
has given him. If he can ensure all
his needs are met though, he can
still escape the devastating sense of
loss that may come when he
decides to hang up his boots.
Beckham, whose life started in
a modest three-bedroom terrace
in Leytonstone, will need all his
legendary hard work and sense of
family to make sure his future
millions do not become millstones.
BEAUTIFUL BECKS: Showing
what a model of a man
he is displaying designer
underwear, with wife
Victoria Beckham, and
on the eld for his US
football team LA Galaxy
Pictures: JOE KOHEN & RIC TAPIA/Getty; REX FEATURES
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top prize on the Health
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Trust.
FULL: Unless you have prospects
THE best-loved seaside resort in Britain
could put up its No Vacancies signs to
stop attracting deadbeats, drunks and
drug addicts.
Blackpool councils leader calls it a
refuge for the dispossessed and says the
situation is so serious people should be
banned from moving to the town unless
they have a job or home there.
Councillor Simon Blackburn warns
that the popular holiday destination has
welcomed the dependency culture in
recent years. He has written to residents
saying he cannot stand by and let
Blackpool be seen as a hapless victim of
societys ills.
Mr Blackburn, 40, told them: Essen-
tially, we would be saying Blackpool is full
and if people are planning on moving
here, they need to think long and hard
about securing accommodation, a job and
means of entertaining themselves which
do not negatively impact on the wider
community.
The councils Labour leader said
watching an episode of the Channel 4
series 999: Whats Your Emergency?,
which was lmed in the town, and having
to use public transport recently, had
brought home the towns problems.
His letter said: I am forced to wonder
therefore, at what point we accepted
that Blackpool was going to become a
refuge for the dispossessed and the
never-possessed?
When did we simply accept that if peo-
ple turned up here with both profound
and enduring criminal records, major
social problems, housing issues or pov-
erty issues, we would scoop them up into
our bosom and seek to x them?
It becomes an issue when we are fuel-
ling a culture of dependency on the state,
a dependency we are struggling to afford
now, never mind in another 10 years
time. The father-of-three lives in the
resort and works part-time for a charity.
He has been the victim of street crime
and his house has been burgled.
Mr Blackburns comments have won
cross-party support. However, Jim Cul-
len, chief executive of Caritas Care in the
North-west, which runs the charity
Homeless in Blackpool, said: What are
we supposed to do? Are we supposed to
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22 SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012
NEWS
A kruh on
Kardahlan
THE Kardashians
visit proved too much
for one fan yesterday
as Londons Westeld
shopping centre was
overrun for the
launch of their new
collection at Dorothy
Perkins. Some slept
in the car park to
catch a glimpse of
sisters Khloe, left,
Kim and Kourtney.
Pictures: REX; WENN
SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012 23
NEWS
Anger over
forest cump
for New Age
truvellers
By Marthe Gomer
SQUALOR: Part of the existing illegal New Age travellers camp site set up in 2001 in Haldon Forest, Devon
CONTROVERSIAL plans have been
unveiled to create Britains rst ofcial
New Age traveller site by legalising a
squalid encampment in a much-loved
beauty spot.
In a move which has angered many
residents, councillors decided to build a
large new woodland site instead of
creating pitches where the travellers
already live.
If it goes ahead the beauty spot, which
attracts more than 300,000 visitors a
year, will be permanent home to 15
traveller families.
The two-acre site in Haldon Forest
and Ridge, Devon, would have concrete
pitches, amenity buildings, a health
centre, a play area for children, parking
for visitors and a new road.
In 2001 the travellers set up a make-
shift camp in a picnic area of the forest,
which is an Area of Great Landscape
Value and a Site of Special Scientic
Interest. Despite public concern, they
were never moved on by the county and
district councils.
The site, which has
no running water and
no electricity or sani-
tation, houses over 25
families at present.
Dudley Swain, the
chairman of the parish
council in nearby Dunchideock, said:
This is only happening now because
Teignbridge have bid for, and got,
1.15million in grant aid for a gypsy and
traveller site, otherwise they would not
be doing anything about this.
The existing site is so polluted that
this money probably wont even cover
the cost of decontamination and
restoration, let alone connect up utilities
and construct anything on the new site
next door. We all accept that different
people have different lifestyles, what
Im saying is you couldnt get a more
unsuitable location than this forest.
The lack of enforcement over the past
10 years has generated concern about
more travellers setting up illegal camps
around the planned authorised site.
Former prison governor and chair-
man of Ashton Parish Council,
John May said: Teignbridge
Council has a very poor
record of local enforcement
and there is a worry that
not only will we see over-
spill and Haldon 2 emerg-
ing but that many will see
this as a green light to do
the same thing. In effect, it
rewards those who break
the rules and we know that
Teignbridge has been una-
ble to get a written
agreement with Devon County Council
that it will evict any travellers who set-
tle on the surrounding land.
The Government grant has to be
spent before March 2015 or be returned.
Teign Housing, a social housing provider
with more than 3,600 homes in the
South-west, has put forward a proposal
to construct and manage the authorised
site and believes it can complete the
project in time.
The 100,000 cost of the application is
to be underwritten by both Teignbridge
and Devon County Council, which are
paying a third of the costs with Teign
Housing.
Howard Milton, chairman of Kenn
Parish Council, said: The travellers
live in our parish and the parish council
supports this proposal.
We have an opportunity to regener-
ate the existing site, provide low-impact,
environmentally friendly homes for the
travellers, make sure the area is pleas-
ant and available to
the local communities
and we can achieve
all this by using Gov-
ernment money. What
are the alternatives?
This is a unique
scheme which is socially, nancially, po-
litically and environmentally the right
way forward.
Speaking to a meeting of local parish
representatives, a Teignbridge District
Council spokesman said: This will be
the rst traveller site of its kind in the
country and while that presents its own
challenges, it is also exciting.
Their requirements are different
from what one would normally see at a
gypsy site. They dont want communal
meeting and dining buildings, they want
to live in individual family units spread
through the forest, and there is much
greater emphasis on environmental
issues.
The travellers at the camp told the
Sunday Express they did not want an of-
cial site and wanted to be left alone,
however. One traveller, Mark, said: We
have survived here for 10 years being
self-sufcient and dont want inter-
ference. We just want to be left
alone in the forest with our
community looking after
itself.
Teignbridge District Council
spokesman said: As with
every other authority, Teign-
bridge has a clear need to sup-
ply gypsy and
traveller pitches
so it can meet
the needs of
those indi-
v i d u a l
groups.
We dont want
this new site
Pictures: BARRY GOMER
CONCERN: Dudley
Swain says the
plans are
wrong
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Tlme` gone
by o lt` new
Caablanca
8treets where no
pupils puss UC8Es
WITH 70 years gone by, Hollywood
is planning to turn back time with a
sequel to Casablanca.
Warner Brothers executives are
reported to be wildly enthusiastic
about a follow-up that will reveal
what happened to Rick and Ilsa.
The fate of the characters played
by Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid
Bergman in the 1942 classic will be
based on an idea written 30 years
ago by the late Howard Koch, who
won an Oscar for the original script.
His son Peter Koch, a Hollywood
producer, said the sequel would
reveal how Ilsa was pregnant with
bar owner Ricks baby when she left
at the end of the original lm.
The sequel, called Return To
Casablanca, follows their son,
aged 20, in early Sixties New
York and will include
ashbacks to the 1942 lm.
Stephen Bogart, 64,
son of Humphrey,
slammed the idea.
He said: Films like
Casablanca need to
stay as pristine and
perfect as they
are.
From Mike Parker IN LOS ANGELES
By Matthew Davis
and John Mahoney
BRITAINS education system has
left entire neighbourhoods with
teenagers who have no GCSEs.
Freedom of Information data
reveals details down to the exact
streets that are home to these
children, who failed to achieve the
basic Government targets.
Thirty neighbourhoods are identi-
ed where none of the children last
year passed ve GCSEs, including
English and Maths.
In these areas all 232 teenagers
failed their GCSEs, effectively crush-
ing their job opportunities.
The worst neighbourhood was
Horn Smithies in Knowsley,
Merseyside, where 18 children were
entered for their GCSEs last year
and none got ve decent passes.
Streets in areas of Shefeld;
Sefton, Merseyside; Tamworth, Staf-
fordshire; Sunderland, Tyne and
Wear; Nottingham; Havant, Hamp-
shire; Tricketts Cross, East Dorset
and Wavertree, Liverpool, are also
on the list.
The gures were revealed by Tory
MP Chris Skidmore. He said: This
reveals the true educational blacks-
pots in the country, where an entire
neighbourhood of pupils are being
failed. With data like this, we can pin-
point individual streets and areas
that for too long have been ignored
yet are the location of our greatest
educational failure.
We must work tirelessly to close
the attainment gap between the
most afuent and most disadvan-
taged pupils, which is why such poli-
cies as the Pupil Premium for the
poorest students are so vital.
Chris McGovern, chairman of the
Campaign for Real Education, said:
This is a truly shocking indictment
of just how far our education system
is failing those children who are
most in need.
Government education minis-
ters, past and present, should be
hanging their heads in shame. They
have conned a generation of those
most in need of a real education to a
bleak future on the unemployment
scrap heap.
A Knowsley Council spokesman
said: We are investing an additional
2.2million over the next two
years to increase the
number of students achieving ve
GCSEs A* to C grades, including
maths and English.
A Department for Education
spokesman said: This appalling
attainment gap has been a feature of
our education system for too long.
The spokesman said the Acade-
mies programme had turned round
hundreds of under-performing
schools and Free Schools were open-
ing in some of the most deprived
areas, offering parents higher stand-
ards. Cash from the Pupil Premium,
targeting disadvantaged children,
would double to 2.5billion a
year in 2014, he said.
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'retreuds' in
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By Kirsty Buchanan
POLITICAL EDITOR
ZOMBIES OF
WESTMINSTER:
Resurrection hopes
for, from left, Vera
Baird, Christine
Gwyther and
Lord Prescott
POLICING Minister Damian
Green has mocked Labour for
elding so many party has-
beens in this weeks inaugural
Police and Crime Commis-
sioner elections.
One in ve Labour candi-
dates for the post is a veteran
politician, prompting Mr Green
to call the election Night Of
The Living Retreads.
His joke echoes the cult
George A Romero classic
Night Of The Living Dead, a
low-cost zombie horror lm.
Thursday will see the rst
elected commissioners in the
41 forces in England and Wales
outside of London.
The Coalition has come
under re for staging the poll
on November 15 amid predic-
tions that turnout could fall as
low as 18.5 per cent.
However, it was the resur-
rection of former Labour MPs
that Mr Green called into ques-
tion in a Commons debate.
While the Tories have one
former MP standing, Labour
has eight, including some
dumped by voters two years
ago.
He joked: A huge number of
former Labour ministers are
standing, determined to make
November 15 Night Of The
Living Retreads.
Retread is a Westminster
term for MPs re-elected to the
Commons after previously
serving in a different seat.
Former Welsh Secretary
Alun Michael, 69, retired after
25 years as MP for Penarth
and Cardiff South to campaign
to become the rst commis-
sioner for South Wales.
His resignation means a by-
election on the same night that
he could become commis-
sioner. There will also be a by-
election in Manchester Cen-
tral after Labour MP and
former Foreign Ofce Minister
Tony Lloyd, 62, quit to become
Greater Manchesters PCC.
The most famous Labour
candidate for the job is former
deputy prime minister Lord
Prescott, who could become
PCC for Humberside.
The 74-year-old quit the Hull
East seat he held since 1970 at
the last election and is tipped
to take the new job.
Some candidates hope for a
second chance after being
dumped out of their Parlia-
mentary seat two years ago.
Labours former Solicitor Gen-
eral Vera Baird is standing in
Northumbria after losing Red-
car to the Lib Dems in 2010.
Former Welsh Assembly
Member Christine Gwyther,
who lost her seat in 2007, is
ghting to become new Com-
missioner for Dyfed Powys.
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commissioners will appoint
the chief constable, set out
ve-year plans and help man-
age the annual force budget.
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game lor a laugh
A VILLAGE inn has stamped out
trouble caused by youngsters with
nothing to do by inviting them into the
bar to play traditional pub games like
dominoes, darts and pool.
Landlord Steve Lewis, who runs The
Six Bells in Barrow upon Humber,
North Lincolnshire, said he decided to
act after the teenagers were causing
trouble each night when they hung
around in the market square.
Now two years after the scheme
started, the captain of the dominoes and
darts team is a 17-year-old who learned
to play from older regulars.
Mr Lewis said: I came to the village
two years ago and there was a lot of
trouble at night, stone-throwing and
ghting and broken windows.
So I went outside and sat with the
youngsters in the square and talked to
them. I said that if all they had to do was
go around breaking windows, then why
didnt they come into the pub and learn
to play some bar games.
I had done this before in previous
pubs I have run and it went down well.
The regulars were wary at rst but they
took the teenagers under their wing and
they began to get rather good.
In fact, the captain of our dominoes
and darts team is 17-year-old electrical
apprentice Harry Trowsdale. We also
play in a junior league and there is a
competition for the best fundraising
team. Ours beat all the others in the
area and raised a lot of money for a
hospice. They run rafes every time
there is a home game and organise
tournaments between them.
I run another pub, the Butchers
Arms, a few miles away and I am start-
ing the same thing there because it has
been such a success.
There is very little for the young
people to do in the evenings and they
just love this. Its like a youth club in the
pub. If you give youngsters respect then
they give it back and I cannot walk down
the street without a dozen hellos from
all ages.
Harry said the creation of the team
and learning the old-fashioned pub
games had made a difference to all the
village youngsters.
We were always getting into trouble,
kicking a football about to no purpose.
Steve wanted to keep us out of trouble
and we have a lot of fun too.
It has been great fun learning. Its
funny being allowed into a pub but it has
brought us all together, all ages, which
is great. Our team has ages of 16 to 55
which is brilliant. There are quite a few
youngsters in the team. It is about
having a good night.
By Hilary Douglas
WINNING TEAM: Harry Trowsdale, far right, with a group of his pub mates
Picture: ANDREW McCAREN
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Jubilee Hour
NICE TO MEET YOU: Deputy PM Mr Clegg serves a family in Shefeld
By Kirsty Buchanan
POLITICAL EDITOR
NICK CLEGG has done his bit
for the Jubilee Hour crusade,
championed by the Sunday
Express, by giving 60 minutes to
work at a hospice charity shop.
The campaign encourages Brit-
ons to give an hour of their time to
mark Her Majestys 60-year reign
and the Deputy Prime Minister
described it as fantastic.
He said after his stint: I urge
anyone who is tempted to get out
there and take part in the
campaign. Its an hour you will
never forget in a year we will never
forget.
The idea is the brainchild of John
OBrien, a Prince of Wales charity
representative, who came up with
the idea in Diamond Jubilee year to
honour the Queen.
Mr Clegg said: I suspect many
readers will feel like this but I often
feel guilty that I do not do as much
charity work as I would like to.
With work and the kids, there is
so much else to do.
With the help of the Sunday
Express, Britons have already
volunteered for more than two
million hours. There is still time for
more people to help. You are
welcome to do more than 60
minutes if you want!
Mr Cleggs Jubilee Hour was
carried out in his Shefeld Hallam
constituency, raising funds for St
Lukes Hospice.
He said: The amazing staff at
their shop in Crookes, one of many
they have across the city, showed
me the ropes and let me serve at
the counter for a bit. I was amazed
at the things people were giving
away. Mr Clegg said he was
reminded of those who give up their
time, not just for 60 minutes, but all
day, every day.
Mr OBrien is aiming to create
the largest volunteer effort since
the Second World War.
For more information, go to
thejubileehour.org and to get ideas
for what to do, go to volunteering.
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Picture: ANDREW McCAREN/Ross Parry
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34 SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012
NEWS
'Cuckolding
spy futhered
2 monurchs'
NOT THE FATHER? King Charles I and his wife, Queen Henrietta-Maria
A SHADOWY courtier with access to a
Queens bedroom could have fathered
two Stuart kings.
Spymaster Henry Jermyn bankrolled
Charles I during the civil war and had a
45-year love affair with his wife, Queen
Henrietta Maria.
A new book, The Kings Henchman by
Anthony Adolph, reveals how Jermyns
uent French gained him unrivalled
access to the Queens bedroom.
As a young man Jermyn travelled to
France as part of an embassy which
would conclude marriage negotiations
between Charles I and the French
princess. After their marriage in 1625
she was isolated from her husband by
the scheming Duke of Buckingham and
sought solace in the arms of Jermyn.
Pictures of Jermyn and the young
Charles II show striking similarities.
Both men would have towered over the
diminutive Charles I. He was about 5ft
5in while Jermyn and Charles II were
both over 6ft.
Anthony Adolph is one of Britains
leading genealogists and for 20 years
has been researching Jermyn, who also
built Jermyn Street and St Jamess
Square.
The consequences of
Jermyns secret dalliance
with the Queen would have
been catastrophic had it
been discovered and Brit-
ain could be a very differ-
ent place today.
Mr Adolph said: If the
truth came out that they
were not Charles Is sons it would have
boded very badly for them. It is unlikely
Charles II would have been restored
and then perhaps England and Scotland
would have lived under a military dicta-
torship.
No James II would have meant no
Glorious Revolution to overthrow him
and that means no birth of Parliamen-
tary democracy.
If Henry Jermyn was the father of
Charles II and James II, his greatest
contribution to British history was keep-
ing his mouth shut.
Only 80 years previously straying
spouses were executed by Henry VIII.
Suffolk-born courtier Jermyn, who
was once very nearly caught with the
Queen, realised he had to keep a lower
prole.
Jermyn would serve as head of the
Queens household until her death in
1669. They shared exile after her hus-
band was beheaded in 1649 and there
were rumours they secretly married.
Jermyn acted as a father gure to the
Charles II and was friends with
Samuel Pepys and Louis XIV
and remained a loyal royal
servant until his death in
1684. Although Charles
II did not have a
legitimate heir he had
children by several
mistresses.
Princess Diana and
Princes William and
Harry are
d e s c e n d e d
from him by
that route.
By Ian Read
ROYAL CONFIDANT:
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COMMENT
Lets see you
get out of this
mess, Nadine
Amateurlh Lntwltle leave
C` reutatlon ln tatter
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T WAS regrettable but inevitable. After a day of
excruciating interviews it became painfully clear the
BBC director general did not have a grip on his
crisis-hit corporation.
Just 54 days after taking up the post, George
Entwistle last night resigned.
That he is a dignied and honourable man no one
doubts but his correct decision to fall on his sword
does not change the harsh truth which led the BBC to
the crossroads at which it now stands.
Entwistle was twice caught napping on the job. First
by having no input into Newsnights decision to pull its
expos on child abuser Jimmy Savile, then by failing
to know about a second Newsnight probe before it was
so unfortunately aired.
Why did he not know Newsnight was planning to
claim a senior Tory in the Thatcher government had
abused Steve Messham? The rest of us did.
Why did Entwistle not know the innocent Lord
McAlpine had been named by gossip-mongers on the
internet in the wake of this tragic programme? He
seemed to be the only person in Britain not keeping a
close watch on the Newsnight asco.
It now emerges that not only did Messham make an
innocent, terrible mistake, he was never shown a
photo of the man he believed to be his attacker.
So a programme already on probation over Savile is
again caught displaying a level of journalism that
would shame a teenage trainee reporter.
Those involved in the Newsnight farce may also
resign before they are pushed but rolling heads at the
BBC do little to alter the bleak future it now faces; its
integrity, credibility and trust are in tatters.
Questions must now be asked about whether the
BBC Trust, set up ironically to restore public faith
after the Hutton affair, is t for purpose.
Cynicism in our once great institutions has plunged
to new lows as time and time again those at the top
are found wanting.
The wrong appointment now threatens to corrode
the BBCs tarnished reputation beyond the point at
which it can be salvaged.
Crolng lee do not add u
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HERE is, it seems, a frightful mark-up on lollipop
ladies these days. While a school crossing patrol
person commands a meagre salary of 4,000 a year,
Essex County Council is wanting 50,000 from parents
before installing one outside Tollesbury Primary
School.
When the stunned parents asked for a breakdown of
this ludicrous demand, the council revealed it
wants 15,000 for infrastructure and 15,000 for
decommissioning infrastructure.
In other words it seems it wants 30,000 to throw up
a couple of school crossing signs and to take them
down again. According to Essex it also costs 3,000
to recruit a lollipop lady and 4,500 needs to be put
aside should they ever want to make her redundant.
Then theres 2,000 for a safety audit and 2,500
management costs.
If ever you needed an example of how councils could
waste our money on a shameful scale look no further
than this crazy catalogue of fees.
I
SHOULD lay a healthy bet that Con-
servative MP Nadine Dorries will
be voted to take part in every Bush-
tucker Trial staged on the trashy
TV show that she abandoned Par-
liament for. Im A Celebrity... Get Me
Out Of Here! is the closest thing we mod-
ern Britons have to the ancient gladiatorial
arena and Dorries may well learn the hard
way that voters do not want to get to know
the real you, they simply want to hear
you scream in a pit full of maggots.
While cheeky geezer celebrities get a
free pass around ITVs camp re, the
public hones in with drone-like accuracy
on the contestant most deserving of
daily humiliation for their hubris.
Sanctimonious stick-insect Gillian
McKeith and self-important glamour model
Katie Price have both been singled out on
previous seasons and, short of a high-
prole banker entering the Australian
jungle tonight, Mid-Beds MP Nadine looks
the most likely to face delights such as
being plunged into a pitch-black vat of rats
or being served live cockroaches... and it is
hard to think she does not have it coming.
Dumping your constituents in the fame-
hungry pursuit of an even wider audience
(and a 40,000 fee) is both undeserving of
such a bright woman and undignied to
the ofce she holds. Public esteem for MPs
has never been lower and this merely
cements the cynics view that too many
are in it for themselves.
Dorriess desperate Aussie jaunt may be
the most glaring example but it is by no
means unique. Recently released gures
show some MPs are billing up to 80 hours
a month on work outside Westminster,
earning tens of thousands for speeches,
book deals, media work and lectures.
A
SIGHTING of former PM Gor-
don Brown at Westminster is
rarer than unicorns. In the 12
months to August he topped the
league of outside earnings with
900,286 for speeches and
academic posts. This money, he insists,
goes towards running his ofce and charity.
Consultancy work and speeches earned
former Foreign Secretary David Miliband
410,171, former Home Secretary David
Blunkett made 241,151 and former Chan-
cellor Alistair Darling netted 172,345.
It is hard not to conclude that these men
would not be in such demand had they not
once held high ofce. Meanwhile, Browns
voting record at Westminster is a dismal
14 per cent, David Milibands 46 per cent.
Dorries would have to languish a sight
longer in the jungle than the scheduled
month of the show before her above aver-
age voting record of 71 per cent slumped to
that parlous level. Now yes, it is possible to
hold down a part-time job and do your
duty as an MP. Conservative Steven Phil-
lips is the fourth highest outside earner
on the list (329,297) but the QC and Crown
Court recorder still maintains an impres-
sive voting record of 93 per cent.
However in an era of belt-tightening, the
question is not so much can you but should
you pursue fame or wealth while drawing
an MPs salary? MPs in favour of this
approach suggest it keeps them in touch
and enriches their work at Westminster
but plain-speaking Bassetlaw MP John
Mann calls external work during Parlia-
mentary time just what it is: moonlighting.
Altogether 68 MPs received more than
10,000 in outside earnings last year, 18 got
more than 100,000. All that, remember, on
top of a backbench salary that is two-and-
a-half times the national average wage.
I do not believe the Prime Minister or
senior Cabinet ministers should not do the
odd school run. I think it is healthy to face
harassed mothers on the school gates but
there has to be a limit to how far we
indulge the idea of the part-time politician.
I do not want professional politicians on a
career conveyor belt of policy wonk, Par lia -
mentarian then consultant, but nor do I
want MPs viewing the privilege of repre-
senting the public as a chance to cash in.
When did being an MP mutate from
being a public honour to a marketing tool?
The wealthiest MPs now make up to 13
times their MPs salary from work that
often comes only by virtue of their day job.
While most MPs work hard (the average
week is 70 hours), some are treading
water. There are no sanctions for shiftless
MPs either and no additional rewards for
those who put in the Parliamentary hours.
T
HIS is all now subject to review
by the Independent Parliamenta-
ry Standards Authority, which has
frozen 2012 backbench wages at
65,738. Among its more intrigu-
ing proposals is to dock Parlia-
mentarians pay for outside earnings. One
former Cabinet minister branded the idea
absurd but it is likely to prove hugely
popular with the public.
There is, however, a sting in the tail. The
IPSA reform package also includes
proposals for a 40 per cent pay rise for
backbenchers to 92,000.
For many members of the public that
would prove about as easy to swallow as
kangaroo testicles on a Bushtucker Trial.
By
Kirsty
Buchanan
POLITICAL
EDITOR
TRIAL: MP
Nadine
Dorries
is ready
for Im A
Celebrity...
We wlll remember them...
They went with songs to the battle,
they were young,
Straight of limb, true of eyes,
steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end
against odds uncounted,
They fell with their faces to the foe.
Today, and always, we will
remember them.
Robert Laurence Binyon (1869 1943)
***
SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012 37
COMMENT
Medal is due
to convoy
servicemen
By Penny
Mordaunt
MP
CONSERVATIVE MP FOR
PORTSMOUTH NORTH
Ken volce hl
career doubl
IT COULD all have been so different, if only he did
not have a voice more grating than chalk on a
blackboard.
Labour rebrand Ken Livingstone may have
reached the heights of London Mayor but he
believes the top job in politics would have been
within his grasp but for his face and voice.
Livingstone, 67, reveals some rare insecurity in
an hour-long conversation with acclaimed actor
Timothy West for Sky Arts programme Living
The Life, airing at 8pm on Tuesday.
During his distinguished career, West, 78, has
twice played wartime PM Winston Churchill in
TV series and has also portrayed South African
leader PW Botha.
Livingstone says: It seems to me that in
terms of your face, your voice, it is made for
Shakespeare, the really great dramatic roles. You
can play a prime minister or a president or an
archbishop, or whatever.
If I could have looked and sounded like you I
might have got to be prime minister.
Father-of-ve Livingstone, who lives in north
London with second wife Emma Beal, also
revealed that if a job application to be a keeper
at London Zoo in the Fifties had been successful
he would never have entered politics.
Ah, if only.
CROSS
BENCHER
GOOD to see some Conservative MPs still have
a sense of humour about Nadine Dorriess
decision to abandon Parliament in favour of the
jungle. Tweet of the week on the matter belongs to
Montgomeryshire MP Glyn Davies.
He said: People of Montgomeryshire, I will never
take a month off to appear in Im A Celebrity Get
Me Out Of Here! though I would eat a rat for 40k.
THE by-election in Corby on Thursday
could prove a tough gig for the Tories. The
seat was held by Conservative Louise Mensch
before she quit to join her hubby in America
but pollsters are now taking bets on the Tories
losing their deposit.
Theres not much bookie joy for the Lib Dems
either, who are tipped to trail in behind UKIP in
what should be a walk-over for Labour.
TOP marks to new Health Services Minister Dan
Poulter who will be volunteering at his local
hospital one day a month to keep in touch with the
frontline. Before patients start worrying about a
Parliamentarian bumbling around in A&E, the Central
Suffolk MP is a doctor by trade so will actually be
more of a help than a hindrance.
DEFEATED in her campaign to stop
High Speed Rail 2 and dumped out of
the Cabinet, is Chesham and Amersham MP
Cheryl Gillan planning to call it quits on
Westminster? Not a bit of it. Marking her 20th
year in politics, the former Welsh Secretary
said she plans to be around after the next
election. I have every intention of standing
again. I am only 60.
KIRSTY BUCHANAN and JON COATES
S
CHOOLBOY historians are often
told not to assume that the people
of the past were more stupid than
the people of today. It is also true
that they were just as fallible. The
failure to award the Arctic convoy
servicemen a distinct Campaign Star is one
such incidence of fallibility.
The Committee of the Grant of Honours,
Decorations and Medals in Time of War put
the Arctic in with the Atlantic Campaign and
it is hard to know why. By the Committees
own rationale the Atlantic theatres eastern-
most point was at longitude 20 degrees
east while many Arctic convoys reached
40 degrees east.
It is a matter of concord among historians
that the Arctic was a front and was consid-
ered as such during the war. There was even
concern that far from being part of the
Atlantic Campaign the effort in the Arctic
could be detrimental to it.
However, this was all a long time ago and
perhaps we should let it rest. Indeed, the sev-
entieth anniversary of the rst convoy was
this year but next year it will be even longer
ago and the crude fact is that the men who
served on the convoys are fewer and fewer.
It is a similar case with the surviving crew
members of RAF Bomber Command who
number fewer than 1,000. They ran harrowing
night-time missions over Germany in which
55,573 pilots and crew members lost their lives
in raids which were essential in destroying the
Third Reichs war machine and rendering
vital air support to the Allies after D-Day.
Today is Remembrance Day when we
reafrm that the past should not be forgotten.
Sadly it is yet another day on which these
brave veterans will not be able to wear the
medal they deserve. It is a matter of deserving,
not sympathetic nostalgia. These men should
not be given a Campaign Star as some
patronising tribute to longevity or because it
is easier to say yes than no but because
the Arctic theatre was an arena of war all
of its own.
It is as absurd for the Arctic convoys to
have been subsumed in the Atlantic Cam-
paign as it would have been to give Mont-
gomerys desert soldiers the Burma Star.
The campaign to honour Bomber Com-
mand is a case in point. A wrong decision
does not become a right decision through the
passage of time and now bomber veterans,
their families and the generations for whom
they fought can pay tribute at a glorious
memorial in Londons Green Park, and who now
doubts the decision to commission that monu-
ment? However this memorial was not ofcial
recognition by a grateful government but the
result of hard activity by fundraisers.
In his recent review of military medals
Sir John Holmes recognised that the Arctic
convoy matter had to be addressed, effec-
tively rejecting the line which has been used
to date that the Honours Committee properly
considered the Arctic convoys place.
Once we accept that the Arctic was a dis-
tinct theatre and that the means to acknowl-
edge that exist we come to the matter of cost.
The Ministry of Defence has estimated
60 to 65 per medal for 180,000 veterans.
The Arctic veterans own campaign, led by
the indefatigable Commander Eddie Gren-
fell, puts the gure at 66,000 men, immedi-
ately cutting the cost by almost two thirds.
Furthermore, a medal specialist put the
cost of production at a mere 5 per medal,
plus the cost of administration, and, of course,
a new Star would attract no design costs. All
that is required is to choose the colour of the
ribbon. A special clasp would cost even less.
W
E DO not need to say how
excruciating the convoys
were for the men who made
the journey to longitude 40
degrees east, it is enough
that they made it. There was
no tariff of suffering for those who served
in the Second World Wars campaigns and
nor should there have been. Campaign
medals are for service not suffering.
Today, Great Britain gives thanks for those
who made the ultimate sacrice in her
defence and those who were prepared to do
so. I hope that another Remembrance Day
does not pass with the Arctic and Bomber
Command veterans feeling that their service
and the sacrice of their comrades has not
been properly recognised.
INTRIGUING fact
about the new
Archbishop of Canterbury
Justin Welby is that he
once made Beatles widow
Yoko Ono cry.
As the former Dean of
Liverpool Cathedral he
drew up plans for bell
ringers to peal out John
Lennons classic song
Imagine. Told about the
idea, Ono said it was so
beautiful it made me cry.
38 SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012
COMMENT
Cheers and
farewell, Bill
By Tim Randall
The
things they
say...
Oh no!
JUSTIN WELBYs reaction to the
news he had been made the
new Archbishop of Canterbury
I think somebody who likes
reading the Bible and likes
reading newspapers would
be a good start.
Outgoing Archbishop of
Canterbury ROWAN WILLIAMS
references theologian Karl Barth
in advice for his successor
Tonight, in this election,
you, the American people,
reminded us that while our
road has been hard, while
our journey has been long,
we have picked ourselves
up, we have fought our way
back, and we know in our
hearts that for the
United States of America,
the best is yet to come.
BARACK OBAMA wins again
I so wish that I had been
able to full your hopes to
lead the country in a
different direction. But the
nation chose another leader.
And so Ann and I join with
you to earnestly pray for him
and for this great nation.
His rival MITT ROMNEY
concedes defeat
Its difcult because if I
refuse to do any magazines
at all, my work, I think,
would suffer. But when I
appear in these magazines,
I know Im being trimmed.
Im being airbrushed a lot
and I know that people are
accepting those images
and are under the
impression that that is
really how my body looks,
that Im hairless and
sexless and weigh 90lb.
That really worries me. And
I really dont know what to
do except talk about it.
The Hour star ROMOLA GARAI
on being considered too fat
for Hollywood at size 10
Im doing the show because
16 million people watch it.
Rather than MPs talking to
other MPs about issues in
Parliament, I think MPs
should be going to where
people go.
NADINE DORRIES defends her
decision to appear on Im A
Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
Ive been trying to get out
of this from the very
moment I got into it but
they wont let me go.
DANIEL CRAIG isnt too keen
on James Bond despite signing
up for another two lms
The week in verse BY MARTIN NEWELL
November 11, as well as being
Remembrance Sunday, is
also Martinmas, an old
Christian feast...
St Martln` Llttle Summer
Spindleberries dash the lanes
And while November forges
chains
They light the rueful day
Luminescent lobes that swell
Deant of the doleful bell
That tolls on Martins Day
Yet, when the little summer
came
To which the saint had lent
his name
Theyd slaughter all the beasts
And drink and gorge themselves
all day
The table-banging, gleeful way
That Saxons kept their feasts
Now, on an autumn afternoon
Deferring to an early moon
The sun will hang its head
A halo on the wooded hill
Where all the fallen leaves
lie still
Remembering the dead
The guns expectorating death
Had stopped, to let the world
draw breath
While generals on a train
Exhausted by the war theyd
fought
Gave old St Martin no more
thought
Than spindleberries in
the lane.
W
ITH HIS spectacles
held together with
sticking-plaster and
his pigeon-fancying
peccadilloes,
henpecked husband
and lovable rogue Jack Duckworth
was as much a part of Coronation
Street as the warm ale he was more
often than not supping in the Rovers.
Despite his last appearance being
more than two years ago he was
recently named the favourite Corrie
character of all time.
For Bill Tarmey the road to
Weathereld had more twists and
turns than most. Ive never
considered myself an actor, he
mused in 2010. Ive worked with
some wonderful actors, Im still a
singer whos got very lucky.
Born William Piddlington in 1941
in Ardwick, Manchester, he was
three years old when his Army
ambulance driver father was killed
during the Second World War.
Brought up by his mother Lilian who
went on to marry their next door
neighbour, Robert Cleworth, Bill
followed in his stepfathers footsteps
to become an asphalt spreader.
However, music was in Bills blood.
Aged four he would trill away for his
grandmother and by the age of nine
he was appearing with a harmony
group called The Songsters. As a
teenager he sang on stage at
working mens clubs.
In 1968 his wife and childhood
sweetheart Ali (whom he had met at
a youth group in Manchester when
he was 14) persuaded him to give up
his career in asphalt and try to make
it in showbusiness instead.
It was while crooning away in
a club in Stockport that he was
instructed to change his name to the
more starry Tarmey (a misspelt nod
to American singer Mel Torm).
While music remained his rst
love (in 1989 he sang with the Hall
Orchestra and his 1993 album A Gift
Of Love reached number 15 in the
charts), Bill also began picking up
TV extra work on dramas such as
Crown Court.
He also became an extra on
Coronation Street spending seven
years in the background of the
Rovers supping pretend pints and
learning from the grand stars of
the show such as Doris Speed
(landlady Annie Walker).
Doris was wonderful to learn
from but if you upset her she could
freeze ice at 50 paces with one of her
looks, said Bill.
In 1979 the soaps producers
decided to give Bill a break and
without having to audition he was
signed up for one episode only to play
the put-upon husband of established
character Vera Duckworth, played
by Liz Dawn, accompanying the
motor-mouthed machinist to Gail
and Brian Tilsleys wedding.
When they offered me the part
I asked them if it would affect my
extra work, which was quite silly
really, recalled Bill. On my rst
day I was petried but Liz and I got
on from the word go.
In 1981 Bill was offered a
permanent return and the bickering
Duckworth double act became a
marriage made in soap heaven.
The following year Bill also
bagged a small part alongside none
other than Laurence Olivier in a
Granada commissioned production
of King Lear for Channel 4. The
actor was sitting on a horse next to
the star when Olivier (a self-
confessed Corrie fan) recognised
him and spluttered: What the
bloody hell are you doing here?
Bill was a charismatic actor with
rst-rate comic timing and a
respected and much-loved father
gure to younger cast members
such as Michael Le Vell (Kevin
Webster) and Alan Halsall, who
played the Duckworths adopted son
Tyrone Dobbs. As Street producer
Bill Podmore explained in his 1990
memoirs: As Jack Duckworth,
henpecked hubby, would-be Romeo
and loser in life, Bill found his fame
and fortune. It couldnt have
happened to a nicer man.
T
HE DUCKWORTHS
marriage was tempestuous
and the former Jack The
Lads cheating ways always
ensured comedic reworks.
However, in 2008 Bill more
than proved his acting ability as
Jack was left heartbroken when his
little swamp-duck Vera passed
away unexpectedly (Liz Dawn, now
73, had retired through ill-health).
It was the end of an era for
Coronation Street when Bill decided
to bow out two years later. In the
tradition of Stan Ogden before him,
Jack was the last of the true older
working-class characters that
struggled against adversity and had
come to epitomise the show.
Jack passed away peacefully in his
armchair at Number 9 before
dancing with his late wife Vera in a
moving and critically acclaimed
dreamlike nal sequence. There
wasnt a dry eye on set that day, nor
for the viewers at home when it was
aired weeks later.
When I chatted to Bill for my
anniversary book Fifty Years Of
Coronation Street he explained his
decision to leave had been prompted
by periods of ill health and a desire
to spend more time with his family
and his beloved Ali. He also revealed
in an interview earlier this year that
he had quit to care for his son Carl
who had suffered a brain tumour.
Bill seemed to still be genuinely
humbled by his 30-year Coronation
Street adventure. Ive never made
plans, he said. I feel like I am in a
bus queue, a bus comes along and
somebody pushes me on it and I
think, Where the hell is this going?
So far the ride has been ippin
fantastic!
William Tarmey died on
November 9 in Tenerife, aged 71. He
is survived by his wife Ali and their
children Carl and Sara.
Tim Randall is the author of Fifty
Years Of Coronation Street, the
ofcial history of the series.
BILL TARMEY
Coronation Street star
April 4, 1941 Nov 9, 2012
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CAMILLA TOMINEY
MY HUSBAND quite unexpectedly lost the plot
about Pippa Middleton last week, having taken
great offence at her new book.
What right has she got to tell us how to put honey
and mustard on a sausage? he raged. (And there was
me thinking he took no notice of the royals).
It was only after thumbing through a copy of
Celebrate: A Year Of British Festivities For Families
And Friends that I started to see the old mans point
of view. One page is dedicated to how to carve
a roast while another explains that the best way
to welcome guests in to your house is to offer
them a drink (by Jove, you dont say!).
Except Pippa does not have dinner
parties. No, hers are supper parties.
How spifng!
While I have no beef with Pippa cashing
in on her new-found fame, I do have
a problem with an inexperienced 29-year-
old event planner telling the rest of us
how to use a sharp knife. So do buyers. In
three weeks she has sold only 4,955 copies
and her book is presently languishing at
number 184 in Amazons book chart.
Delia did not get where she is today on the
back of a Buckingham Palace glitter ball and
a well tailored bridesmaids dress. If Pippa
wants to make it as a writer, she needs to
stop patronising people and tell us
something we dont already know.
I AM sure President Barack Obama
was the rightful winner of the US
election but did anyone else think the map
looked more red than blue?
DOING the weekly shop has been
ranked the average British mothers
worst nightmare. It came top in a poll of
parental bugbears, followed by bedtime and
long car journeys with the constant refrain of,
Are we there yet? I did not mind taking the
sprogs to the supermarket until it became
nigh on impossible to nd a trolley with two
childrens seats. (Have you ever tried
cramming a four-year-old and a two-year-old
into a single trolley seat?). Which is why I shop
online these days. Although I will always
remember a sage piece of advice given to me
by a friend after I had my rst baby: If you are
worried that your newborn cries too much,
take it to the supermarket. You are guaranteed
to hear another child having an even bigger
hissy t than your own.
SIENNA MILLER has become the
latest pregnant celebrity to pose in
the nude, a bump-bearing trend rst
started by Demi Moore on the cover of
Vanity Fair in 1991.
Artist Jonathan Yeo praised Millers
courage in stripping off with just weeks
to go before the birth of her pretentiously
named daughter Marlowe (after the
playwright, presumably). Courage? What
a load of cobblers. This from the shy
actress who has taken her clothes off in
practically ever lm she has ever been in.
Seemingly, you are not a celebrity these
days unless you have been there and got
the stretch marks on the cover of a glossy
magazine. If Miller was truly brave, she
would pose two weeks after the birth,
proudly displaying her saggy tummy and
cracked nipples. Now that would be a
Mamma Miller moment.
APPARENTLY 264 mobile phones are
stolen every day and only two are ever
recovered. Well that might be the case for
iPhones but I own a BlackBerry and
recently dropped it at Wimbledon Station.
It was the only phone to be handed in all
day! Seems not even a thief wants it either.
YOUNG
Ill see if Cameron
is going to be
cruel to be kind
SCROUNGER: David
Threlfall in Shameless
and ticket sales. The team relies on its
Facebook page (White Helmets: The Royal
Signals Motorcycle Display Team) to show
sponsors how many people are talking
about them. I think it speaks for us that, in
these days of austerity, we are entirely
self-funding as a team, he said. We are
a fantastic recruiting tool for the British
Army. We perform in front of more than
two million people every year, including
television viewers, and we do not cost the
Army anything except for our salaries.
We are incredibly cheap. For 1,700, the
cost of hiring a band, you get a full half hour
show with pyrotechnics and even the cars
we jump across. You could run us for 20
years for the price of just a tank of aviation
fuel needed by the Red Arrows.
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summit of the
teams daring
Tableau display
Pictures: CHRIS BALCOMBE
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WORLD NEWS
+ + + GERMANY: A pool in Gelnhausen has banned the
TICKET TO RIDE: The UK will soon be sharing Barack and Michelles joy
WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES: General David Petraeus in June last
The wlle, lhe dlgraced
CIA chlel and lhe mllre
Picture: TANNEN MAURY/EPA
From Mike Parker IN LOS ANGELES THE MARRIED mistress behind
the downfall of CIA director
David Petraeus is a
distinguished academic who once
modelled for a machine gun
manufacturing company.
Doctors wife Paula Broadwell,
40, a mother of two, was in hiding
last night after General
Petraeus, 60, quit as Americas
spy chief over their affair.
Allegedly explicit e-mails were
intercepted by the FBI after her
400-page biography on him was
criticised as reading more like a
love letter.
The distinguished war veteran,
who commanded allied troops in
both Iraq and Afghanistan,
stepped down on Friday after 14
months having admitted showing
extremely poor judgment over
the affair. After accepting his
resignation, President Obama
paid tribute to his wife Holly, 60,
saying: My prayers are with
Dave and Holly Petraeus, who
has done so much to help
military families through her
own work.
Harvard graduate Broadwells
home in Charlotte, North
Carolina, was in darkness
yesterday.
C
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Why Ubumu's win
is good for Brituin
Picture: GREG E MATTHIESON/Splash
By Andy
Bell
POLITICAL EDITOR
CHANNEL 5 NEWS
IN WASHINGTON
SPECIAL REPORT
THERE was great relief in
Downing Street over the news of
Barack Obamas victory.
In an up-beat Prime Ministe-
rial tweet, David Cameron said
he was looking forward to
working with his friend.
Theres relief because Obama
bucked the trend and showed an
incumbent in a country with
massive debt and feeble growth
can still hang on, unlike Frances
Nicolas Sarkozy.
Also the Cameron team had
not put much work into links
with the Romney camp. So the
undoubtedly good Obama-Cam-
eron relationship can continue.
On big issues we are unlikely
to see much change such as
Afghanistan and Syria. Iran is
the most dangerous looming
international crisis but the two
mens caution makes them allies
facing calls for military action.
Their biggest challenge is
picking the right plan to cut
decits and reduce debt. Neither
has complete freedom of action.
Cameron has the Coalition
where there are disagreements
over spending. Obamas prob-
lem is even more stark: A hostile
House of Representatives. He
must show his people they made
the right choice and in his victory
speech in Chicago on Wednes-
day the signs were good.
It seemed the old Obama was
back. Perhaps the relief at avoid-
ing being a one-term president
energised him once again.
Yet one of his favourite themes,
there are no red states or blue,
just the United States of Amer-
ica, is probably less true than
ever.
The country is divided almost
exactly in half and though the
Democrats held on to the
Senate, the Republicans have
control of the House.
Both parties know they have
to make a deal over the budget.
Without one, big cuts and tax
rises will be triggered on January
1, the scal cliff. Budget analysts
warn the US will tip into reces-
sion unless a deal is struck.
This would be bad news for
the UK which already has one of
its biggest markets, continental
Europe, in deep nancial dif-
culties.
Obama wants the rich to pay
more, anathema to Republicans.
Obama said on Friday: We cant
just cut our way to prosperity. If
were serious about reducing the
decit, we have to combine
spending cuts with revenue. And
that means asking the wealthi-
est Americans to pay a little
more in taxes. De facto Repub-
lican leader John Boehner,
Speaker of the House of Repre-
sentatives, is surprisingly con-
ciliatory.
He said: Mr President, we
are ready to be led, not as Repub-
licans, not as Democrats, but as
Americans.
Neither side wants to appear
to block a deal and the Republi-
cans badly need to build bridges
with the crucial Hispanic vote.
The crowds outside the White
House on Wednesday chanting
the old Obama slogan Yes we
can were joined by others
chanting the Spanish version,
Si, se puede. There is no
Republican equivalent.
What is the scal cliff?
A combination of US government spending cuts
and tax rises set to come in on January 1.
Unless a deal is brokered by Congress to stop
$600billion (378billion) in cuts and tax rises,
it could drag the US back into recession.
Among changes in the toxic scal mix are the
cancellation of a 2 per cent payroll tax cut
introduced last year, equal to putting 2 per cent
on UK employee national insurance.
Can it be avoided?
White House ofcials are considering new
proposals with the twin aims of avoiding the
scal cliff and sparking negotiations on a
broader decit-reduction deal.
Obama will kick off discussions with
Congressional leaders this week. He will
demand tax rises for the rich as part of any deal.
Stock markets believe Congress will cobble
together a deal, if only at the last minute.
However, Obama has his work cut out working
with the Republican-dominated House of
Representatives.
Why does it matter?
If Washington policy-makers dont act, the
economy would contract by 0.5 per cent in 2013,
according to the Congressional Budget Ofce, a
non-partisan arm of Congress.
The jobless rate would go from 7.9 per cent to
9.1 per cent. This could add up to a return to
recession for the US, heralding a lost decade.
Will that impact the UK?
When the US sneezes, the UK catches a cold.
So, yes. A downturn in the US economy could
easily threaten the UKs edgling recovery.
By Tracey Boles CITY EDITOR
Is the US about to plunge over a scal cliff?
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As the iconic Hollywood sign is renovated and repainted to celebrate its 90th birthday in 2013,
Sandro Monetti looks at its fascinating history, talks to the man in charge of keeping it in
pristine condition and nds out which celebrities kept it at the heart of the world of the movies
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F
OR NEARLY 90 years the
Hollywood sign has been
a movie location, a focal point
for both lovers and vandals,
a suicide spot and now,
in keeping with anyone who
is starting to show their age in Los Angeles,
it is getting a facelift.
The globally-recognised landmark, which
rocker Alice Cooper and Playboy founder
Hugh Hefner both helped to renovate in the
70s, is being spruced up with a major
repainting and refurbishment job, turning it a
gleaming white. This old lady is getting two
tons of make-up applied so she can look great
again for her public, says Chris Baumgart,
the landmarks caretaker.
As chairman of the Hollywood Sign Trust
for the past 20 years it has been his honour to
care for and protect the landmark in a job
that involves everything from raising funds to
picking up a paintbrush.
Chris, 60, says: This sign represents
dreams. It certainly did for me when I came
to Los Angeles as a lm student and it needs
to continue to stand strong as an iconic
symbol of the entertainment industry. People
who see it from a distance do not realise all
the blistering, cracking, peeling and grafti
problems but this 109,000 makeover is going
to make it as good as new.
The sign was erected in 1923 with mules
used to carry the letters up Mount Lee.
Back then it read Hollywoodland and was
an advertisement for a nearby housing
development of the same name. Originally
only planned to stay for 18 months,
the 46ft-high letters remained standing
as a symbol of the rapidly growing lm
business in Hollywood and the aspirations
of those ocking there to make it big.
For some, however, those dreams turned
sour. Among them was failed actress Peg
Entwistle, who was born half a world away in
Port Talbot and jumped to her death from the
letter H in 1932. When she became the signs
rst suicide jumper she found the fame in
death that she had never achieved in life.
The land part of the sign was removed in
the late Forties in order to reect the name of
the city it overlooked and not, as imagined in
the movie The Rocketeer, because Timothy
Daltons villain character Neville Sinclair
crashed into those four letters when his
rocket pack exploded in a reball.
It has featured in countless other movies,
even getting destroyed in disaster lms such
as The Day After Tomorrow and Earthquake,
but it has suffered plenty of real life damage
and deterioration as well.
T
HE LETTER H was
destroyed in 1949 when the
signs then caretaker, Albert
Kothe, was driving drunk
near the top of Mount Lee,
lost control of his car,
ploughed down the H and drove off the cliff.
Kothe survived but the H didnt and had to be
replaced as part of the signs rst major
renovation, supervised by Los Angeles city
council, which now owns it.
I have driven up there several times but
not crashed once, says Chris Baumgart.
It was another three decades before the
landmark got another lick of paint. By 1978 it
was in such a state of disrepair that the rst
O had splintered and broken in half, looking
more like a lower case letter u, while the third
O had fallen down completely, leaving the sign
reading HuLLYWOD.
However, the city did not have the funds for
its restoration and rebuilding so it set up the
Hollywood Sign Trust to come up with
fundraising ideas. The Trust held a public
auction in 1978, inviting bidders to buy a letter
and pay for its upkeep.
That is when a group of celebrities stepped
up. Rock star Alice Cooper led the effo
pledged 20,000 to buy and erect the m
O, which he gave to the city in honour
comedy hero, Groucho Marx. For sim
amounts, singing cowboy Gene Autry
second L, adult magazine publisher H
Hefner the Y, crooner Andy Williams b
the W and LA business gures took th
Thanks to all these donations the Tru
place stronger letters made of steel.
Hefner stepped in again a few years
when the land around the sign, once o
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SHAREHOLDERS have
their nal say this week on
the 53 billion mining deal
between Glencore and
Xstrata, with both rms
privately condent of win-
ning sufcient support.
However, fears are
lingering that the pro-
posed deal will collapse
because the position of the
Qatari shareholders who
own 12 per cent of Xstrata
is unclear.
Observers say the pro-
posal makes sense nan-
cially for the Gulf investors,
boosting hopes that they
will support it. Votes will
be cast this week.
For the deal to be
passed, 75 per cent of the
investors have to back it.
On Friday, shareholder
Scottish Widows came out
in support of the merger.
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THE cost of living is on the rise
again due to hikes in energy
bills and food prices, gures are
expected to show this week.
Consumer price ination is
predicted to have crept back
up to 2.4 per cent in
October after falling to a
34-month low of 2.2 per cent in
September.
The expected rise will put a
squeeze on the purchasing
power of consumers, threaten-
omic
same pressures will mean the
cost of living will hover around
2.5 per cent over the nal
months of 2012 and early on
in 2013. However, he does not
believe it will rise further than
this because oil prices have
softened. He said: Our best
guess is that consumer price
ination will stand at about 2.5
per cent at the end of 2012 and
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THE WORLDS youngest
billionaire, Facebooks Mark
Zuckerberg, has seen $6.8 billion
(4.3 billion) wiped from his
fortune in a year according to
the inaugural list of the worlds
richest people by Bloomberg
Markets Magazine.
The 28-year-old founder of the
social networking site is now
worth an estimated $10.7 billion
(6.7 billion). Facebook had its
market debut in January but was
criticised for being priced too
high. It is now trading at nearly
half the oat price of $38 (24)
a share.
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SIR ALEX FERGUSON hailed
his hat-trick hero Javier
Hernandez last night after he
inspired a Manchester United
comeback against Aston Villa.
Hernandez, known as Little
Pea, turned the game on its head
after replacing Ashley Young at
the start of the second half.
Villa had taken a two-goal lead
through Andreas Weimann in
the space of ve minutes either
side of half-time.
But Hernandez hit back with
Uniteds rst goal, then saw his
shot deect off Villa skipper Ron
Vlaar for the equaliser before
diving to head a late winner.
Manager Sir Alex Ferguson
said: Hes fantastic in the
penalty area. His movement,
awareness of space he did his
job. When you score a hat-trick,
you pick yourself and hell be in
the side for the next game.
HATTABOY:
Hernandez
three goals
transformed
the game for
Man United
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Stevens, Weimann (Holman 81), Westwood, Ireland
(El Ahmadi 79), Bannan (Delph 87), Agbonlahor,
Benteke.
MANCHESTER UNITED: De Gea, Rafael, Ferdinand,
Smalling, Evra, Valencia, Carrick, Scholes (Cleverley
71), Young (Hernandez 45), Rooney (Anderson 79),
Van Persie.
MAN OF THE MATCH: JAVIER
HERNANDEZ - Came off the subs
bench to perform a rescue act for
United which looked most unlikely as
the league leaders laboured.
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THE CHAMPIONSHIP
MARLON KING ruined Henning
Bergs homecoming by snatching a
point for Birmingham.
New Blackburn manager Berg
was back at Ewood Park for the
rst time since his playing days a
decade ago. And Reuben Rochinas
13th-minute penalty after David
Murphy fouled Mauro Formica gave
the Norwegian the perfect start.
But King levelled from close range
almost immediately to frustrate
Berg, who saw his side run the
game without grabbing a winner.
Berg said: We caused them a
lot of problems but just lacked that
extra quality in the last third. If we
can improve that part, we will win
games rather than drawing them.
Birmingham boss Lee Clark said:
We showed great character. We
couldve buckled but we came back.
GOAL machine Jermaine Beckford
sealed the win for the Terriers and
piled the pressure on Barnsley boss
Keith Hill.
The former Everton and Leeds
striker returned from injury and
made the breakthrough in the
35th minute.
Hudderseld manager Simon
Grayson said: It was a very good
win for us, at a difcult place to come
and get anything. Sean Scannell and
Simon Church played a great part in
the goal, and Jermaine Beckford did
what he does best get in front of his
marker and produce a good header.
Hill said: There is a lack of
condence in the players. Ive got to
pick them up, but theyve got to pick
themselves up too.
They have to perform to the best
of their abilities.
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JAVIER HERNANDEZ spared
Uniteds embarrassment with
a stunning appearance from
the bench and lowered Sir Alex
Fergusons temperature to a level
just below boiling point.
Fergie watched in fury as his
team were taken apart by a youthful
Villa team but the introduction of
substitute Hernandez at half-time
restored the managers calm and
kept United clear at the top of
the table.
The Mexican claimed a hat-trick -
even though his second goal went in
off Villa defender Ron Vlaar.
He walked away with the match
ball after taking his total to eight in
his last ve games. Never have his
striking instincts been needed more.
Hernandez said: Of course Im
claiming a hat-trick. The shot was on
target before it took a deection.
I might have scored three goals
but the important thing is United
have got three points and we are still
top of the league.
Villas young Austrian striker
Andreas Weimann had deservedly put
his team two goals in front as United
defence once again buckled.
But not for the rst time this
season, United gambled on
outscoring their opponents to paper
over the cracks in their suspect
back four.
It will do nothing for Fergies heart
rate but, with Hernandez in this
mood, United will not be outgunned
by anyone.
The agenda at Villa Park these days
is to buy cheap, blood youngsters and
hope the inexperienced ones survive
the Premier League ordeal long
enough for the team to re-establish
itself as a force in the top ight.
With an average age of 24, it looked
as if Villa might become lambs to the
slaughter if United took a rm hold of
the game.
Who was it who said you dont win
anything with kids? Alan Hansen
said it about United in the 90s and
his comment forever comes back to
haunt him. This youthful Villa team
showed a similar deant attitude with
a stirring contribution as the game
progressed.
Uniteds vulnerability at the back
is becoming an increasing worry for
Fergie. With Carrick and Paul Scholes
offering a imsy protection to the
back four, they were exposed several
times by Villas counter attacks.
Christian Benteke found himself
unmarked with a clear shooting
chance and Rio Ferdinand appealed
in vain for an offside decision but
managed to recover to block the Villa
strikers goal-bound shot.
Apart from their early urry of
attacks United looked laboured
through the rst half. Villas defence
was solid and their mideld cut the
supply lines to Wayne Rooney and
Van Persie.
On the stroke of half-time Villas
speed on the counter attack and
Uniteds creaky defence brought the
home crowd to its feet.
Weimann started it with a slide rule
pass down the left ank to Beneteke.
There is nothing subtle about
the Belgian international and he
steamrollered his way through Chris
Smallings half-hearted challenge
near the touchline.
Beneteke then showed composure
to match his strength and he aimed
a perfect pass for Weimann to hit his
shot rst time past David De Gea.
The walls of the United dressing
room will have reverberated to the
decibels of Fergies interval rant.
Former Villa favourite Ashley
Young was the fall guy after his
lacklustre rst-half display and, much
to the delight of home fans, he was
replaced at half-time by Hernandez.
Their cheers were later stied by the
substitutes impact.
But ve minutes into the second
half Weimann struck again.
The inuential Stephen Ireland set
Agbonlahor free down the left and his
low cross was clinically powered by
Weimann into the net from a
few yards out.
The goal machine that is
Hernandez once again proved to be
the game changer for United.
In the 58th minute the Mexican
held off Ciaran Clark to slot Scholess
pass through Guzans legs and four
minutes later Hernandez enjoyed
a stroke of luck as his volley from
Rafaels cross ew into the net off
Vlaar. It was cruel for Villa as the
irrepressible Hernandez stooped to
head the winner in the 87th minute
from Van Persies free-kick.
Villa manager Paul Lambert said:
Im proud of the team. They were
outstanding. Im absolutely gutted
because the players gave everything.
Im sure they will take a lot of
condence from that performance.
WONDER
JAVIER:
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scores his
second after
Andreas
Weimann,
left, put Villa
two up
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DELFOUNESO HUDSON
MARK HUDSON hit back at his
critics to maintain Cardiffs 100 per
cent home record over Hull.
Club legend Nathan Blake said
Hudson should be stripped of the
captains armband following the 5-4
embarrassment at Charlton.
But Hudson responded by
netting Cardiffs second with a
diving header adding to Heidar
Helgusons rst-half effort to hand
the Welsh club an eighth straight
home win. Robert Koren grabbed a
late consolation for Hull.
Cardiff manager Malky Mackay
said: We went on the front foot
in the second half and didnt give
them a breath. I always thought the
second goal was coming.
And Hull boss Steve Bruce
admitted: I thought Cardiff were
the better side.
SUPER-SUB Nathan Delfouneso
snatched a share of the bragging
rights as Michael Appletons rst
match in charge at Blackpool ended
in a derby draw.
The on-loan Villa striker rescued
a point for the Tangerines nine
minutes from time after Chung-Yong
Lee had come off the bench to give
the visitors a second-half lead.
Thomas Ince had initially restored
parity for the hosts with a sensational
curler to cancel out Mark Davies
composed opener.
Appleton said: Its nice to get my
rst game under the belt and after
going behind twice I think we have to
be happy to have earned a point.
New Bolton boss Dougie
Freedman said: Both teams wanted
to win it. I felt over the 90 minutes it
was probably a fair result.
Cardiff City 2 Hull City 1 Blackpool 2 Bolton 2
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WIGAN: Al Habsi; Ramis, Caldwell (Stam 64),
Figueroa; Boyce, Watson (Gomez 85), McCarthy,
Beausejour; Maloney; Di Santo (Boselli 85), Kone.
WEST BROM: Myhill; Jones, McAuley, Olsson,
Ridgewell; Morrison (Gera 68), Mulumbu, Yacob,
Brunt; Lukaku (Rosenberg 87), Long (Odemwingie 68).
MAN OF THE MATCH: BILLY JONES
solid at right-back for West Brom and a
threat whenever he ventured forward.
Deserved a goal for his display but
despite his claims, he will not get one.
JAMES MORRISON rose above the
rest as the Baggies keep on
boing-boinging near the top of
the Premier League table.
But it was unheralded Billy Jones
contribution that settled this clash
as Steve Clarke must think this
managerial lark is a bit of a doddle.
West Brom have not had it this
good for three decades and there is
little sign of their rise stopping.
Now they have that all important
away win in the bag which took them
to 20 points in mid-November.
Some would see that total as
halfway to safety but why should the
archetypal yo-yo club look down?
Midelder Morrison (above) put
Clarkes men on their way by rising
at the far post to head home Chris
Brunts cross on 31 minutes.
And even though the impressive
right-back Jones claimed his rst
goal since March 2011, it will surely
go down as an own goal by Wigan
skipper Gary Caldwell as his
cross would not have troubled Ali
Al-Habsi otherwise.
Wigan certainly played their part
and Arouna Kones goal seconds
after West Broms second made sure
the Baggies could not rest easily.
But Roberto Martinezs side lacked
the required composure in front of
goal to earn a point despite creating
several chances.
Clarke may only be 11 league
games into his managerial career
but he is already not afraid to make
big calls.
After two goals on Monday, Peter
Odemwingie may have expected a
starting spot.
Instead he was dropped to the
bench while Boaz Myhill replaced
groin injury victim Ben Foster in goal.
Clarke said: Im happy to be
where we are this week but the
Premier League is one that can bite
you if you lose your focus.
As a player I was top of the
league in November but ended
up ghting relegation. It sounds
boring but were just taking it week
by week.
Weve got the European
champions at home next and well
approach that in the same way as
every other game.
An away win has been overdue as
performances have been good but
its good to nally get one as it was
something that could be cast at us if
we didnt end that run.
And he added: And two of the
players I brought in created the rst
goal that makes me look good!
Jonas Olsson was up for a physical
battle and he got what he wanted
with Wigans Ivan Ramis.
The Spaniard would pass for a
doorman and at one corner it looked
like he was trying to bundle Olsson
out of the stadium!
He got away with that one but
Wigans defending for Morrisons
opener deserved punishment.
Being caught short at right-back
and allowing Brunt to pick up the
scraps after Romelu Lukakus
cross drifted across the pitch was
bad enough.
Not tracking Morrisons run, letting
him leap above Caldwell and reach
the Northern Ireland internationals
pinpoint centre, was even worse. But
Albion had the lead they deserved
when Jones skipped past Ben
Watson and his cross was turned
into his own net by Caldwells chest.
Any thoughts of holding the
two-goal advantage lasted a matter
of seconds as from the restart
Kone red home after Jean
Beausejours ball made its way
across the box.
Wigan manager Martinez said:
After two good results, we werent
expecting to go 2-0 down and we
didnt cope with it well enough.
To concede two early goals was
really disappointing and when you
play against a side like West Brom,
the priority is to score the rst goal.
Were not the sort of side that
can get results from a scrappy
performance and we werent
as good as we could be that
was frustrating.
HITMAN HERNANDEZ: Chicharito celebrates after scoring his hat-trick to secure Uniteds dramatic victory
WIGAN ATHLETIC ... 1
Kone 44
WEST BROM .......... 2
Morrison 31, Caldwell 43 (og)
From Gary Carter
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NO WAY THROUGH:
Readings Kaspars
Gorkss foils Grant
Holt of Norwich
READING ............... 0
NORWICH CITY ...... 0
From Paul Brown
AT THE MADEJSKI
BRIAN McDermott has nally
stopped the bleeding. But the
patient does not look like stepping
off the sickbed any time soon.
Reading kept their rst clean sheet
of the season having let in 15 goals
in their last four games here but it
did not lead to their rst win in the
Premier League.
The Royals boss tried everything,
and his side certainly looked more
solid than they have in ages. But the
more games like this that slip by, the
more bleak it looks.
He said: The clean sheet pleased
me. Thats six draws from ten games,
which shows us how close we are.
That team today looked solid. There
are many things here that give me
condence.
Norwich had not won away all
season and were under the cosh for
long spells. But they have eight points
from the last 12 available. Boss Chris
Hughton said: It was a good point.
We look a lot more solid at the
moment and were in a much better
place than we were a few weeks ago.
Reading have rarely struggled
going forward. But they did in the
rst half. Garath McCleary had a
blistering drive from 25 yards parried
away, and Jason Roberts hit the side
netting when his cross deected off
Michael Turner. But they rarely
troubled John Ruddy in the Norwich
goal.
The Canaries came here on a ne
run of form, and Wes Hoolahan
should have punished Readings
wastefulness when he found himself
unmarked on the edge of the area,
but red wide.
Not as wide as Mikele Leigertwoods
effort at the other end, though. Taking
aim from 30 yards, he shot so
waywardly the ball went out for a
throw. It summed up Readings
afternoon.
As the second half wore on,
McDermott sent on Pavel
Pogrebnyak and Jimmy Kebe in a bid
to change things.
Kebe made an immediate impact,
worrying Norwich with his running
and clipping the crossbar with one
early centre, while Sean Morrison
headed inches wide from a Nicky
Shorey free-kick.
But only the faintest of
touches from Kaspars Gorkss at
the other end prevented Grant
Holt giving Norwich the lead when
he was left alone in front of goal.
Both sides were suddenly going for
it, with Holt forcing a decent save
from Adam Federici. But neither
team could nd a winner.
With high-iers Everton and
Manchester United the next two
teams to visit the Madjeski, Reading
may well need this new-found solidity.
But you have to think they will need
a lot more than that to stay up and
the few fans who stayed to boo their
team off at the end seemed to agree.
They played Its Not Over Yet by
the Klaxons over the tannoy after the
nal whistle.That may be true. But it
will be soon at this rate.
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READING: Federici; Gunter, Morrison, Gorkss,
Shorey; McCleary (Pogrebnyak 60), Tabb,
Leigertwood, McAnuff; Roberts (Le Fondre 78), Hunt
(Kebe 60).
NORWICH: Ruddy; Whittaker, Bassong, Turner,
Garrido; Snodgrass (E Bennett 86), Tettey, Johnson,
Pilkington; Hoolahan, Holt (Morison 85)
MAN OF THE MATCH:
SEAN MORRISON (Reading) Solid as
a rock and came very close to nding
the net on his home debut in the
Premier League.
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GOAL: Campbell BRACE: Vydra
NINE-MAN Leeds crashed to a
crushing defeat to make it six
league games without a win.
Centre-back Jason Pearce was
sent off just before half-time for a
nasty tackle on Matej Vydra.
And Leeds, having used all three
subs, were reduced to nine when
Rodolph Austin was carried off.
Vydra scored after 28 minutes and
Almen Abdi doubled the advantage
on 61 minutes. Mark Yeates curled
home a free-kick before Michael
Tongues penalty pulled one back.
Vydra red in again then Sean
Murray and Troy Deeney scored.
Leeds boss Neil Warnock said:
Im not devastated by the result
Im just devastated to see Rodolph
break his leg in two places.
Watford boss Gianfranco Zola
said: Its a massive result for us.
IPSWICH nally gave their fans a
home win to celebrate and climbed off
the foot of the Championship table.
They showed real steel to end the
worst sequence of home results in
the clubs history and deliver a rst
Portman Road win in 11 games.
It was new manager Mick
McCarthys rst home game, and he
said: Its a lovely feeling to get that
rst home win. I thought the team
showed a lot of togetherness. Striker
Daryl Murphy seemed to atten
keeper Lee Grant before heading
home his second goal of the season
for Ipswichs controversial opener.
Junior Stanislas crossed for fellow
sub Sam Vokes to score Burnleys
80th-minute equaliser but leading
scorer DJ Campbell snatched the
points for Ipswich from close range
three minutes from time.
Leeds Utd 1 Watford 6 Ipswich Town 2 Burnley 1
THE CHAMPIONSHIP
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ARSENE Wenger wasnt in the
mood to say so last night. But if he
doesnt sort out his defence soon,
Arsenals season will end like the
last seven without a trophy.
The Frenchman put on a brave face
after Fulham came ever so close to
turning them over yesterday. Frankly,
hes kidding himself.
His Gunners very nearly shot
themselves in the foot with kamikaze
defending that better sides than
Martin Jols would have swooped on.
Wenger said he saw lots of positives
in Arsenals performance. The rest of
us saw frightening gaps at the back.
Mark Schwarzers injury-time
penalty save was merely justice being
seen to be done after facing a
spot-kick that should never have been
given and a Fulham performance that
deserved at least a point.
Jol said afterwards: We played
some fantastic stuff, and I thought we
dominated them at times. I cant
remember creating so many chances
at Arsenal. It was so disappointing to
be 3-2 up here and not win. We could
have scored two or three more.
Wenger saw it differently, but he
will almost certainly be the more
concerned of the two managers this
morning. It is not good to concede
three goals at home, and we dont
look too good at corners. But there
are a lot of positives in our team and
we will just have to keep working on
our defending, he said.
You can say that again. Olivier
Giroud got his head to an 11th-minute
corner from Theo Walcott that should
never have reached him. And before
you could say Mark Schwarzer, the
Fulham keeper was picking the ball
out of the net.
He didnt have much chance 11
minutes later, either, when Lukas
Podolski put the Gunners two up.
Again, Fulhams defenders were day
dreaming to allow Mikel Arteta the
space to cross. The German couldnt
miss from a couple of yards out.
But it really was the day for dozy
defenders as Arsenals went to sleep
six minutes later.
Bryan Ruizs corner was routine
enough, but Dimitar Berbatov was
inexplicably allowed time and space
to head Fulham back into a game that
looked like running away from them.
Berbatov capped Fulhams spirited
ghtback ve minutes before the
break. He latched on to a through ball
from Sascha Reither and delivering a
perfect cross for sub Alex Kacaniklic
to head home with a little help from
the unprotected Vito Mannone.
No wonder Wenger thumped the
oor in frustration. For 45 minutes
there really had been no case for
either defence.
He will probably have been a
darned sight angrier after
the break, though.
What Arteta thought
he was doing in his
own box, only he
knows. Sufce to say
he allowed Ruiz to
dispossess him and
could hardly complain
about the 67th-minute
penalty that followed after he
bundled the Costa Rican over.
Berbatov completed his double with
as sweet a spot kick as you will see.
Credit to Arsenal and Giroud in
particular though. They were level
within two minutes when the
Frenchman headed his second of the
afternoon after rst hitting the post.
He deserved a third soon
afterwards, but this time Schwarzer
spectacularly denied him just as he
did at the death when he saved
Artetas injury-time spot kick which
Arsenal were given because Reither
was adjudged to have used his hand
to halt Andrey Arshavins cross.
The fact that the defender was
trying get out of the way escaped
referee Phil Dowds attentions.
Schwarzer did the decent thing for
Fulham and football.
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ARSENAL: Mannone; Sagna, Mertesacker,
Koscielny, Vermaelen; Walcott (Arshavin 85), Arteta,
Coquelin (Ramsey 56), Podolski (Oxlade-Chamberlain
78); Cazorla; Giroud.
FULHAM: Schwarzer; Reither, Hughes, Hangeland,
Riise; Dejagah (Duff 85), Baird, Sidwell, Richardson
(Kacaniklic 21); Ruiz; Berbatov.
MAN OF THE MATCH:
DIMITAR BERBATOV A class act who
just pipped Giroud and his teammate
Bryan Ruiz by scoring two and setting
up Fulhams third.
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FULHAM ................ 3
Berbatov 29 67 (pen), Kacaniklic 40
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AT THE EMIRATES
AT THE DOUBLE: Giroud, left, and
Berbatov, below, each bagged a
brace. Arsene Wenger, above,
saw his side come close to being
turned over
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RANT: Pearson GOAL: Keogh
ANDY KEOGH celebrated his return
to the Millwall rst team by scoring
a deserved winner.
The 26-year-old replaced Darius
Henderson for his rst start in eight
games and ensured all three points
with a neat nish in the 75th minute.
Liam Feeneys disputed goal gave
Millwall the lead. Referee Darren
Drysdale overruled his assistants
offside ag before the goal stood.
Will Hughes levelled on 52 minutes
before Keogh curled home the winner.
Derby boss Nigel Clough said: The
assistant gave offside for Feeney so I
dont know why the referee gave the
goal but we cant change it now.
Millwall could be in trouble after
some fans unveiled an offensive
banner in support of the 13-year-old
banned for recently verbally
abusing Boltons Marvin Sordell.
LEICESTER boss Nigel Pearson
blasted referee Anthony Taylor after
seeing his side denied victory.
Pearson was seething after Simon
Coxs 67th-minute penalty gave
Forest a point after Zak Whitbread
had appeared to produce a fair
challenge on Billy Sharp.
He said: If the referee has not got
the guts or his assistant cant see it
he should be accountable. We could
have won but that opportunity has
been taken away by people who cant
do their jobs properly.
Even Forest boss Sean ODriscoll
admitted: I dont think it was a
penalty if Im honest.
Elliott Wards own goal put the
Foxes ahead before Adlene
Guedioura levelled. Dave Nugent
restored Leicesters lead ... then the
referee left them stewing.
Millwall 2 Derby County 1 Leicester 2 Nottm Forest 2
THE CHAMPIONSHIP
REMEMBER, remember the 10th
of November. They will on Wearside
and Merseyside, anyway. But for
very different reasons.
Because Sunderland scored a goal.
And not just any goal. For the rst
time in six, long months a Sunderland
player other than Steven Fletcher
found the net in the Premier League.
For the rst time since September, a
Black Cat pounced.
But while Adam Johnsons strike
had a statistical value to Sunderland,
Marouane Fellaini and Nikica
Jelavics goals were worth precious
points to Everton. They marked
David Moyes 400th league game in
charge with a classic comeback.
Two goals in three minutes earned
three points and left Everton
snapping at the heels of the
super-rich. They wake up today two
points behind the Premier League
champions Manchester City and just
three adrift of the European
champions Chelsea.
Moyes men have now only lost
once in 20 league games. Martin
ONeills side have won only once in
18. So if it was utterly illogical when
Sunderland led, Everton showed why
they remain so hard to beat. We kept
going and the players showed great
character, Moyes said.
Everton were not at their best.
When Kevin Mirallas limped off, they
lost their most penetrative player. But
they kept putting Sunderland under
pressure, hoping they would crack.
And swiftly, spectacularly, they did.
Fellaini turned the game with two
telling touches. First the big Belgian
was set up by Leon Osman, the
surprise name in Roy Hodgsons
England squad, and he drilled his
shot past Simon Mignolet.
Then the man-mountain showed
his delicate side, sending Jelavic
clear with a deft ick. He has got
lovely soft feet and he can play,
added Moyes. Nikica probably
needed one put on a plate but he
didnt half nish it well.
The Croatian found the corner of
the net, ending a run of three games
without a goal. A drought by his
standards but not by Sunderlands.
Because they have not been
Sunderland as much as Slumberland,
a team who send their fans to sleep.
After just one shot in their three
previous games, another arrived
early here. In the fourth minute,
Stephane Sessegnon went clear on
goal but Tim Howard blocked his low
effort.
A second chance was almost as
inviting. Fletcher, the provider of the
rst, shot just past the far post.
ONeill said deantly: The players
played brilliantly, away from home
against a side that have a great
chance of being in the Champions
League next season.
On the stroke of half-time came
that rarest of things a Sunderland
goal. Johnson had been an impact
substitute at Manchester City but the
10million man had been a no-impact
starter for Sunderland until
yesterday.
Jelavic headed out Sebastian
Larssons corner as far as Craig
Gardner. He dinked it back into the
penalty box for the sliding Johnson to
apply the nishing touch.
Not content with scoring a goal at
one end, Johnson saved one at
another by clearing Johnny
Heitingas header off his own line.
It looked like a 1-0 to Sunderland,
added Moyes. I thought it was going
to be one of those days.
And it was one of those days for
Sunderland. They have not won at
Goodison since 1996. They have not
won anywhere away since February.
They need longer and longer
memories to recall the happier times.
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SUNDERLAND ........ 1
Johnson 45
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AT GOODISON PARK
JOYS IN BLUE:
Nikica Jelavic
celebrates his
winner for
Everton which
was set up by
Marouane
Fellaini who
(above) scored
the leveller at
Goodison Park
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EVERTON: Howard, Baines, Heitinga, Jagielka, Neville
(Vellios 73), Coleman, Osman, Pienaar, Fellaini, Jelavic
(Hitzlsperger 86), Mirallas (Naismith 30).
SUNDERLAND: Mignolet, OShea, Cuellar, Rose,
Larsson, Gardner, Colback (Wickham 88), Johnson
(Vaughan 84), McClean, Sessegnon, Fletcher (Saha 69).
MAN OF THE MATCH: MAROUANE
FELLAINI The big man made a big
impact. He scored the equaliser and
set up the winner in the space of a
couple of minutes.
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Stoke City 1 QPR 0
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TALENT: Zaha HERO: Johnson
ROGER JOHNSON rescued a draw
for 10-man Wolves with an injury-
time header in this six-goal thriller.
The 4million defender headed
home Bakary Sakos free-kick a
minute into added time to earn Stale
Solbakkens men a well-earned point.
Wolves lead through Sakos angled
drive on 22 minutes but the wingers
careless pass triggered the move for
Brightons equaliser, a rst-time shot
from Craig Mackail-Smith. Wolves
captain Karl Henry was sent off for a
lunging tackle two minutes later.
Tongo Doumbia, a replacement for
Sylvan Ebanks-Blake, red Wolves
back ahead on 61 minutes.
Will Buckley slammed home a
leveller before the Seagulls went
ahead briey through Stephen
Dobbies 89th minute penalty, given
when the ball was handled.
PALACES Wilfried Zaha was the
headline act at his own 20th birthday
party as Ian Holloways side stormed
back to the top of the table.
Holloway was heading for defeat in
only his second match in charge after
Gavin McCann put Posh ahead.
The brilliance of keeper Bobby
Olejnik kept Palace at bay, until Zaha
inspired the ghtback.
The England Under 21 star played
a big part in sub Andre Moritzs 80th
minute leveller. Then he made a
70-yard solo run to set up Kagisho
Dikgacoi to score the winner.
Posh boss Darren Ferguson
admitted: We were well beaten and
at times Zaha was unplayable.
Holloway added: Id pay to watch
Wilfried myself. Its just wonderful to
see such an exhilarating player who
can run with the ball like that.
Wolves 3 Brighton 3 Peterborough 1 C Palace 2
THE CHAMPIONSHIP
ANOTHER moment of defensive
madness cost Southampton the
chance of picking up only their
second Premier League win of the
season.
They looked to be heading for full
points after Morgan Schneiderlin
headed them in front, but indecision
between keeper Paulo Gazzaniga and
defender Maya Yoshida enabled
former Saints winger Nathan Dyer, on
as a sub, to snatch the equaliser.
The point may have helped
manager Nigel Adkins survival
chances, but the Saints boss knows
his side must start winning soon, and
they have the perfect opportunity
with a trip to fellow strugglers QPR
and home games against Newcastle
and Norwich before the end of the
month.
Adkins said: We created good
chances, but unfortunately a poor
decision by a young keeper led to
their goal.
Overall, I was pleased with the
defence. We had good shape, and
everyone could see we are united, the
players, the fans. We want to be
successful here, and everyone is
working their socks off.
Adkins showed his appreciation for
the support the Saints fans continue
to give him by stepping out on to the
pitch ahead of kick-off and warmly
applauding them. They responded by
chanting his name, as if to underline
their faith in him, despite the recent
poor run of results.
Luke Shaw, only 17, was given his
rst start of the campaign at left-
back, becoming the youngest player
to appear for Saints in the Premier
League.
Swansea had to defend with
determination as Adam Lallana
brought a smart save from Gerhard
Tremmell before Gaston Ramirez
curled an effort fractionally wide.
The game was 20 minutes old
before the visitors posed any real
threat, but even then Ki Sung-Yuengs
stinging, angled shot was well dealt
with by Gazzaniga.
Saints should have taken a 36th
minute lead after Ramirez was
brought down by Ashley Williams,
earning the Swans defender a
booking. Ramirez chipped a free kick
to Jose Fonte who inexplicably
knocked the ball into the middle
rather than shoot. A rebound gave
him another chance, but this time his
shot was blocked by Ben Davies.
Jack Cork added much-needed
strength to Saints mideld as the
home side swarmed around the
Swansea area. But they were nearly
caught out by a Swans break that saw
Pablo Hernandez cross for Wayne
Routledge to shoot over. Routledge
was replaced by Dyer.
Saints appealed for a penalty when
Lallana appeared to be bundled over
by Williams, but he was booked by
referee Andre Marriner for diving.
Then Saints deservedly went in front.
Yoshidas long pass was knocked
back into the danger area by Rickie
Lambert, and Schneiderlin bundled
his way past two defenders as he
controlled the ball with his chest
before lunging forward with a clinical
header that left Tremmell helpless.
The lead lasted eight minutes.
Gazzaniga played a ball out to
Yoshida instead of booting upeld,
and the defender was robbed by Dyer,
who raced towards goal unmarked
before scoring in off the far post.
Swans boss Michael Laudrup said:
They needed a home win and you
could see that.
But we showed great character to
come back and get the equaliser. But
the draw was an OK result.
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SOTON: Gazzaniga, Clyne, Yoshida, Fonte, Shaw (Fox
74), Schneiderlin, Ramirez, Cork, Lallana, Puncheon,
Lambert.
SWANSEA: Tremmel, Williams, Monk, Rangel, Davies,
Britton (Shechter 66), Michu, Pablo, Routledge (Dyer
56), De Guzman (Agustien 86), Ki Sung-Yueng.
MAN OF THE MATCH: JACK CORK
in his rst Premier League game
since Olympic duty, he worked
tirelessly and was a dominant gure in
Saints mideld throughout.
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THESE are difcult days for Mark Hughes. A rst
Premier League win of the season continues to elude
him. He may not get many more chances to deliver it.
QPR owner Tony Fernandes is supporting his
manager for now, but his patience is not limitless. Neil
Warnock discovered that last January. Fernandes has
not spent fortunes to be
involved in a relegation
battle, yet Rangers
current ambitions do not
stretch far beyond
survival.
Hughes remains
without an away victory
in 11 months as Rangers
manager after Charlie
Adam swept in his rst
Stoke goal from close
range as Armand Traore
was caught ball watching
at a free-kick.
But Hughes had
promised it would be
better than this.
When his team stayed
up by a point on the nal
day of last season he
promised that they would
never again be in such a
nailbiting situation while
he was their manager.
One way or another, he
will probably be proved
right.
Realistically, Hughes
has until Christmas to
improve Rangers
fortunes if he is to keep
his job.
Adel Taarabt lifted their
best rst-half opening
over the bar and then
curled a right-foot
shot just wide.
Seven minutes
into the second
half Jonathan
Walters and
Peter Crouch
helped on a
Robert Huth
free-kick and Adam
nished at the far post.
Stoke boss Tony Pulis
said: The most
important thing today
was to win the game and
Im delighted we did.
We played better in
this game than in the
previous 10 but things
didnt go for us until that
goal settled us down.
Stoke fans taunted
Hughes with chants of:
Youre getting sacked in
the morning.
Time has not run out
for him yet, but the clock
is ticking and Hughes
said: We played well as
an away side and it was a
decent away performance
as we restricted Stoke to
very few chances.
But its the same old
story, talking about good
performances with
nothing to show for them.
Its frustrating
because we have been
playing well but the key
is to take chances. You
cant win games if you
dont take chances.
Our Southampton
game next week is huge
and we have to take
three points from it.
MAN OF THE MATCH: CHARLIE
ADAM a hard-working performance
was rewarded with his rst goal
since a 4m move from Liverpool.
MATCH FACTS
STOKE: Begovic, Cameron, Huth,
Shawcross, Wilkinson, Whelan,
Nzonzi, Adam (Whitehead 77),
Etherington (Kightly 71), Walters,
Crouch (Jones 74).
QPR: Julio Cesar, Traore, Ferdinand,
Nelsen, Bosingwa, Diakite, Taarabt,
Granero, Faurlin (Zamora 78), Cisse,
Hoilett.
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LEAGUE ONE & TWO
LEAGUE ONE
PRESTON demolished
third-placed STEVENAGE 4-1
with an impressive display.
The Lancashire club put
high-ying Boro on the back foot,
scoring through Stuart Beavon
and going 2-1 ahead through Jack
King in the 32nd minute after
Greg Tansey levelled.
And in the second half, Jeffrey
Monakana and Nicky Wroe
added a sheen to the scoreline
as Preston pressed their own
promotion credentials.
Harry Arter red home in
the 38th minute to continue
BOURNEMOUTHs impressive
revival since Eddie Howe came
back from Burnley to take the
reins again. The Cherries were
oundering near the bottom just
over a month ago.
However, they have now won
ve league games and drawn one
since the prodigal sons return for
family reasons, and won an FA
Cup tie into the bargain.
And after yesterdays 1-0
win at DONCASTER, they are
now challenging Rovers for a
promotion place. Neal Bishop
drew rst blood for NOTTS
COUNTY, hoping to leapfrog
fourth-placed visitors CRAWLEY.
But his goal after 12 minutes
prompted an equaliser from
Jonathan Forte on the stroke
of half-time in a hard-fought 1-1
draw.
Simon Ferry wasted no time for
promotion-chasing SWINDON
with a rst-minute goal at
WALSALL. They had to wait until
the 62nd minute for the second,
from Matt Ritchie, but cruised to
a 2-0 win to boost their promotion
prospects.
At the opposite end of the table,
BURY continued their good
form since Kevin Blackwells
arrival as boss with a 2-0 home
victory against managerless
PORTSMOUTH.
ENGLAND will have the rarest
double celebration when they play
their friendly against Sweden this
week a captain winning his 100th
cap on the same stage as the debut
of a dazzling teenager, still only 17
years old.
Steven Gerrard will become only
the sixth English footballer to reach
a century of internationals, yet he
will surely take as much pride in
playing mentor to his young Liverpool
team-mate Raheem Sterling as the
kid begins what may prove to be an
equally distinguished journey.
Gerrard and Sterling are symbols
of the blend of old and new, dedicated
veteran and dynamic youth, with
which manager Roy Hodgson is
trying to build an England team that
nally makes a serious challenge for
honours.
It is an essential balance, one that
England have so dismally failed to
perfect in the past 20 years.
But to listen to the England
managers eloquence and enthusiasm
on the subject of Gerrards mature
leadership and Sterlings immense
talent, you can almost allow yourself
to believe in ne days ahead.
Hodgsons major tribute is to the
achievement of Gerrard in joining
Billy Wright, Bobby Charlton, Bobby
Moore, Peter Shilton and David
Beckham in the 100-cap club.
This is absolutely as it should be.
Hodgson is no slave to history,
but he wants to celebrate the
distinguished company that Gerrard
is now about to keep. Anybody who
gets 100 caps for his country has to be
one hell of a player and this is a very
big game for Steven, he said.
During those 100 caps, there will
have been times when he woke up
after a game and the headlines said,
Mr Fantastic, and there will have
been times when they said, You
let us down. Thats the nature of
the business and the criticism that
comes with being a star. But Steven
Gerrard is an outstanding footballer,
a very mature and thinking man,
and Im delighted Im going to be the
manager of the team when he gets
that 100th cap. I will regard that as an
honour as well. I felt that way when
Jari Litmanen got his 100th cap for
Finland and I was manager that day.
What makes Steven a good
captain is his ability, which gives him
enormous respect in the group.
He does everything a captain
should do. You dont have to be
demonstrative to be a leader. I think
of Morten Olsen, who was captain of
Denmark for many years and was in
no way demonstrative, but he was a
very ne player and captain.
What also puts Steven above
so many is his maturity and total
dedication to football, and that he is
prepared to give his time to young
players and champion their cause.
England have a posse of such
youngsters in the squad for the
Sweden game, including central
defender Steven Caulker, striker
Danny Welbeck and the returning
Jack Wilshere. Many eyes, though,
will be focused on the likely debut
of Sterling, the precociously
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SUNDERLANDS James
McClean sparked
controversy when he
refused to wear a poppy
on his shirt to mark
Remembrance Sunday.
The 23-year-old winger,
from Derry, Northern
Ireland, was accused of
failing to respect the
servicemen who died in two
world wars.
Unlike his team-mates, he
did not have a shirt with a
poppy for the 2-1 defeat to
Everton.
A club spokesman said:
As a club, Sunderland
wholeheartedly supports
the Remembrance
commemorations. It was
James personal choice not
to wear the shirt.
McCleans home city
was the scene of Bloody
Sunday in 1972, when 13
people were killed by the
British army.
THEO WALCOTT is a doubt
for Englands friendly in
Sweden on Wednesday after
limping off during Arsenals
3-3 draw against Fulham
with a backside injury.
Arsenal manager Arsene
Wenger conrmed the
winger has a glute problem,
referring to a buttock
muscle.
Wenger said: I dont
know if he will be capable
of joining the national team
or not.
After scoring in the
midweek Champions League
draw at Schalke, Walcott
was rewarded with only his
second Premier League
start of the season at the
Emirates yesterday.
And the winger set
up both Olivier Girouds
headed goals in the thrilling
six-goal draw, including the
equaliser in the second half.
DIDIER DROGBA wants to
head back to Chelsea to
train for the African Cup when
his season ends in China with
Shanghai Shenhua.
Drogba, 34, said: It is
possible Ill train at the Bridge,
but thats all it will be.
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SHAREHOLDERS have
their nal say this week on
the 53 billion mining deal
between Glencore and
Xstrata, with both rms
privately condent of win-
ning sufcient support.
However, fears are
lingering that the pro-
posed deal will collapse
because the position of the
Qatari shareholders who
own 12 per cent of Xstrata
is unclear.
Observers say the pro-
posal makes sense nan-
cially for the Gulf investors,
boosting hopes that they
will support it. Votes will
be cast this week.
For the deal to be
passed, 75 per cent of the
investors have to back it.
On Friday, shareholder
Scottish Widows came out
in support of the merger.
As part of the deal,
Xstratas management,
are in line for payouts
totalling 143.8 million
over three years, except
for outgoing chief execu-
tive Mick Davis who will
get a 10 million payoff.
The fear is that the
Qataris will vote for both
the deal and the payments
to Xstratas management,
while some rebel investors
will vote for the merger
but veto the payments,
which could mean there
are not enough votes to
get past the threshold.
Investors blame both
rms investment banking
advisers for making the
vote so complex that the
deal could fail.
Xstrata mines metals
including iron, copper and
zinc. Glencore is a
powerhouse in trading
commodities.
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Cost of living is
on the rise again
THE cost of living is on the rise
again due to hikes in energy
bills and food prices, gures are
expected to show this week.
Consumer price ination is
predicted to have crept back
up to 2.4 per cent in
October after falling to a
34-month low of 2.2 per cent in
September.
The expected rise will put a
squeeze on the purchasing
power of consumers, threaten-
ing the edgling economic
recovery. GDP rebounded by
1 per cent in the third quarter
after three consecutive quar-
ters of contraction.
The October rise would also
take consumer price ination
further away from the Bank of
Englands target rate of 2 per
cent. However, it is still well
below the 5.2 per cent level
reached in September 2011, a
three-year high.
Howard Archer, chief UK
economist at think tank Global
Insight, said: Consumer price
ination is expected to have
been pushed back up in
October primarily by a rise in
energy tariffs and by increased
food prices. Several utility
providers are increasing their
energy tariffs during the fourth
quarter. This started with an
increase of about 9 per cent by
SSE in October. Also, food
prices are likely to have risen
as a consequence of recent
poor harvests overseas and
very wet weather in the UK.
Archer predicts that the
same pressures will mean the
cost of living will hover around
2.5 per cent over the nal
months of 2012 and early on
in 2013. However, he does not
believe it will rise further than
this because oil prices have
softened. He said: Our best
guess is that consumer price
ination will stand at about 2.5
per cent at the end of 2012 and
will not dip below 2 per cent
until the second half of 2013.
The ination gures are part
of a busy week for economic
news. Labour market data may
show some signs of a loss of
momentum as the boost to jobs
from the Olympics wanes.
Archer said: We expect
claimant-count unemployment
to have edged up by 4,000 in
October after falling to a
14-month low of 1.5673 million
in September. This would
follow declines of 4,000 in
September, 14,200 in August
and 13,600 in July.
Meanwhile, retail sales are
likely to have been essentially
at in October, indicating that
consumers are still careful in
their spending despite overall
recent improvement in their
purchasing power. Retail sales
volumes out on Thursday are
expected to have edged up by
just 0.1 per cent month-
on-month in October, down
appreciably from Septembers
increase of 0.6 per cent.
THE WORLDS youngest
billionaire, Facebooks Mark
Zuckerberg, has seen $6.8 billion
(4.3 billion) wiped from his
fortune in a year according to
the inaugural list of the worlds
richest people by Bloomberg
Markets Magazine.
The 28-year-old founder of the
social networking site is now
worth an estimated $10.7 billion
(6.7 billion). Facebook had its
market debut in January but was
criticised for being priced too
high. It is now trading at nearly
half the oat price of $38 (24)
a share.
The lists richest man is Carlos
Slim, the Mexican telecoms
billionaire who has a net worth
of $77.5 billion (48 billion). Bill
Gates and Warren Buffett, both
in the top ve, are household
names. Yet nobody racked up
billions faster than relatively
unknown No 3, Amancio Ortega
of Spain.
The founder of Inditex SA,
best known in the UK as the
owner of Zara and Massimo
Dutti, has made nearly $18 billion
(11 billion) more since October
2011, taking his fortune to nearly
$54 billion (34 billion).
The Bloomberg billionaires
have net worth totalling
$2.7 trillion (1.7 trillion), which
is similar to the gross domestic
product of France, the fth-
biggest economy on the planet.
Europe is home to the highest
number of billionaires, who
account for 33 per cent of the top
200 richest people in the world.
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LEAGUE TWO
ACCRINGTON, who now have
ex-England striker James
Beattie as player-coach, were on
the receiving end in a six-goal
thriller as NORTHAMPTONs
Adebayo Akinfenwa celebrated a
hat-trick.
They fought back from a goal
down at half-time, scored by
Akinfenwa, and led 2-1 with goals
from George Miller and Romuald
Boco. But a Jake Robinson effort
and two more from Akinfenwa
pulled off a 4-2 victory for the
away side.
It ended Stanleys three-match
unbeaten run since Paul Cook
left for Chestereld and Leam
Richardson a team-mate of
Beattie at Blackburn Rovers
took over. Lowly PLYMOUTH
stung leaders GILLINGHAM
with a 33rd-minute Curtis Nelson
effort. But Ben Strevens hit back
in the 38th minute before Luke
Young made it 2-1 to Argyle.
The Gills had an Adam Barrett
header to thank for a 2-2 draw.
EXETER fought back twice
to deny promotion-chasing
FLEETWOOD. Steve McNulty
scored the opener and Barry
Nicholson restored Towns
advantage after Jamie Cureton
equalised, but John OFlynn
made it 2-2 from the penalty spot.
Basement club BARNET were
rocked by an early two-goal blitz
at MORECAMBE, as Kevin
Ellisons sixth-minute opener
was soon followed by an Andrew
Fleming strike. Richard Brodie
red home two penalties and
Jonathan Nurse grabbed the
consolation goal in a 4-1 outcome.
Thankfully for Edgar Davids,
ALDERSHOT are keeping his
Barnet side off the bottom on goal
difference after they were swept
aside 2-0 by a BRADFORD team
with promotion hopes. Nahki
Wells scored twice in 11 minutes
for the Yorkshire side.
brilliant winger Gerrard has been
guiding through regular rst-team
appearances at Liverpool.
The kid isnt 18 until next month,
yet Hodgson vividly recalls the day
he gave Sterling his rst-team debut
at Liverpool as a 15-year-old in a
pre-season friendly away to Borussia
Moenchengladbach. Hodgson was
then manager of Liverpool. It proved
to be a brief tenure but one memory
was imperishable.
I knew how good Raheem was
when I saw him play at Borussia
Moenchengladbach, when Id
only been at the club for three
weeks on a training camp, said
Hodgson. He came on for the
last 15 minutes in front of
55,000 people. He turned
the game around and
almost won it. Thats two
and a half years ago I
had an idea then that this
lad would turn out to be a
bit of a player. I thought it
was a no-brainer that Sterling
would be included in this
England squad because every time
Ive watched Liverpool this year he
has had a very good game.
He has a good chance of playing
against Sweden and it should be a
joyous occasion.
When I was at Liverpool, I was
impressed by the quality of the
players at the academy there. Its
nice to see them step up from being
talented youngsters to becoming very
obvious rst-team players.
Sterling has not been selected as
an experiment, nor have Caulker or
Wilshere. Hodgson is a passionate
advocate of the adage that if youre
good enough, youre old enough.
Were not going to play a very
good Sweden with an experimental
team, said Hodgson. Were
going with a mixture of youth and
experience because thats what you
need. Its good to have a player of
Wilsheres quality available again, but
I understand the concerns of Arsenal
manager Arsene Wenger about
looking after him. He realises that
Jack is an important man for England
and he trusts me to look after him. If
Jack plays, it will only be for part of
the game.
When Jack burst into the England
team, it was with enormous pomp
and ceremony. He looked like an
outstanding midelder. He is the
type of mideld player all teams are
looking for today lots of energy, a
lot of ability with the ball, capable of
running with the ball, very tenacious
and the necessary pace.
One thing that becomes more
and more obvious is that the
higher the level you play at,
the more pace, athleticism and
mobility play a part.
You take all the top teams, they
are all going down the route of pace,
technique, mobility, as opposed to
routes that have been successful in
the past, not least with teams like
Sweden and England.
The thing about Jack, as it has
been for Wayne Rooney and Gerrard,
is that they do carry a large weight
of expectation because theyre good
players and will be the answer to the
managers prayers. You have to hope
the player can accept the burden and
produce the level of football that lifted
him up in the rst place.
If he does, it will be another cause
for celebration.
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MAROUANE CHAMAKH faces a
make-or-break season at Arsenal and
hinted at a return to Bordeaux.
The striker has opped in London
since his free transfer from France
in 2010, and has been frozen out this
season after scoring only once in
2011-12.
The Morocco star said: I think
I can bring something to the team
but I have to make a decision in the
summer. If I return to France, it will
only be for Bordeaux.
FULHAM boss Martin Jol is keeping
tabs on FC Twentes Douglas amid
fears he could lose captain Brede
Hangeland.
The Craven Cottage club are
desperate to tie 31-year-old
Hangeland to a long-term contract.
But the Norwegian defender is
stalling and is free to sign a
pre-contract agreement with a
foreign club in January. Fulham
have earmarked 3million-rated
Dutchman Douglas to replace him.
RICHARD BEVAN, boss of the
League Managers Association,
reckons trigger-happy Premier
League owners could be a thing of
the past.
History shows the sackings start
in November, ahead of Januarys
transfer window, but Bevan
said: Owners now have a better
recruitment policy and there are
more resources. The top ight has
yet to see a manager red, over a
third of the way through the season.
HITMAN HAPPY TO MISS TARGET
Short CORNER
JAVIER HERNANDEZ is
ignoring Sir Alex Fergusons
demands for him to score 20 goals
this season despite adding to
his Manchester United tally again
last night at Aston Villa.
Fergie reckons the Mexican
should be reaching that
benchmark but Hernandez
(right) said: I never have a
target only to play a lot of
games and to help my team.
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PABLO ZABALETA has vowed not
to change his game against Gareth
Bale even though he admits
Tottenhams wing wizard is one of
the worlds best players.
The Manchester City defender
believes Bale is a major threat to his
sides unbeaten record in the league,
but he will not come up with a special
plan to stop the ying Welshman.
The Tottenham star wreaked
havoc on his last trip to Manchester,
inspiring Andre Villas-Boas team to a
historic 3-2 triumph at Old Trafford.
City right-back Zabaleta will be in
direct opposition to Bale at the Etihad
Stadium today and admits he is red
up by the challenge.
It is a great motivation when you
are against a good player, Zabaleta
said. He is one of the best wingers in
the world.
He has great pace. He is very
fast and he has a great cross. His
technique is very good. He has got a
very good left foot. He scores a lot of
goals, so he is a fantastic player.
Zabaleta kept Theo Walcott,
Juan Mata and Ryan Giggs quiet in
showdown clashes as he helped City
to win a rst title in 44 years last
season.
But he is not formulating a scheme
to subdue Bale, who is Spurs
second-top scorer.
He added: I just do everything the
same, whether its Gareth Bale or
another winger.
Bale, 23, has never scored against
City and Zabaleta said: It is not the
rst time weve played against him.
While Spurs have lost their last two
league games at White Hart Lane,
Zabaleta believes the pace of players
like Bale, Aaron Lennon and Jermain
Defoe makes them more of a threat
on the road.
City have not lost in the league at
the Etihad since 2010 but Spurs have
recorded a hat-trick of victories on
their travels.
They have very good strikers and
very good players, warned Zabaleta,
and away from home I think they
play better because they break really
quickly on the counter-attack.
Spurs boss Villas-Boas, meanwhile,
has fanned the ames of fans
criticism by refusing to guarantee
Jermain Defoe a starting place
against City today.
The manager said he still has to
decide whether his England strikers
stunning Europa League hat-trick
against Maribor will be enough to get
him the nod ahead of City old boy Ade
Adebayor or Clint Dempsey.
We have a couple of players who
also deserve respect for what they
are doing, AVB insisted.
Ade had a fantastic game
against Maribor and Clint has had
an amazing run of games, another
player who competes alongside Defoe
for the positions up front.
Villas-Boas acknowledged that
Defoe is a class act and is grabbing
his goalscoring opportunities, but
he added: I am still deciding the
starting line-up. Defoe knows he
competes against top strikers.
But Defoes team-mate Tom
Huddlestone said: Jermain has been
on re all season. Give him a couple
of chances and you know hes going to
put one away.
Against Maribor he scored three
goals from probably four chances.
Jermain has always been that
sharp, regardless of what type of
defence he is playing against, and if
we can create chances for him we
know he is going to put a few away.
But whoever the Spurs coach
chooses up front, he is pledging a
no fear attacking approach in search
of a second triumph in Manchester
following that spectacular victory at
Old Trafford in September.
By Richard Jolly
MARIO BALOTELLIS
frustration when he is
substituted is water
off a ducks back as
far as Manchester
Citys bosses are
concerned, according
to assistant manager
David Platt.
The Italian striker,
who is struggling
for goals, was
again a picture of
unhappiness when
replaced in last
weekends goalless
draw at West Ham.
But Platt insists
the disappointment
is only natural, and
is a feeling he and
manager Roberto
Mancini know from
their playing days.
Mario doesnt
have a scowl on his
face every time he
comes off, said
Platt. But you dont
expect players to be
happy about being
substituted.
When they are
replaced, they dont
agree with it. Ive
grumbled and groaned
as a player. Ive been
taken off and done
stupid things.
Its not until you
put a tracksuit on that
you realise how much
of a pain you were.
Robbie has known
Mario since he was
15. Every player cant
be managed the same
way. He realises what
Mario needs and
manages him to get
the best out of him.
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I just play the same
way, whether its
Gareth Bale or any
other winger
PABLO ZABALETA
CAN CITY
KEEP CLASS
ACT DOWN?
Bale (right)
has never
scored
against
Zabaletas
team
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CELTIC manager Neil Lennon told
his side to forget their heroic win
over Barcelona and focus on their
league title defence.
After Wednesdays famous 2-1
Champions League victory at
Parkhead, Lennons side host St
Johnstone in the SPL today.
He said: It is important that
we refocus again. Weve taken one
point from six in the league, so it
is important that we get back to
winning ways as soon as possible.
SUNDERLAND striker Connor
Wickham is a January loan target for
Shefeld Wednesday.
The Owls are set to fend off rival
interest from Wickhams former club
Ipswich and Wolves for the forward.
The 19-year-old, who joined the
Black Cats for 8million in June last
year, is yet to make an appearance
this season.
Sunderland manager Martin
ONeill will allow the England
Under-21 striker to go out on loan.
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FORMER Newcastle striker
Faustino Asprilla would like to
return to the club as a coach.
Asprilla, 43, was a fans favourite
in Kevin Keegans Magpies side
which nished second in the
Premier League in 1996-97.
The Colombian said: I spoke with
Newcastles owners and said Id be
interested in returning.
Im motivated and I like the
city. Hopefully something will
materialise.
FERGIES EYE ON SNEIJDER
MANCHESTER UNITED could
revive their long-standing
pursuit of Holland playmaker
Wesley Sneijder this winter.
The Inter Milan star (right)
is said to be frustrated with his
club, who are reluctant to start
him following a groin injury.
Sir Alex Ferguson has
long admired the 28-year-old
Dutchman, who is one of Inters
highest earners.
HERO: Lennon
TO most people Ian Holloway is the
chirpy chappy with a quip for all
seasons and a mischievous smile to
match.
It was no different yesterday as he
made it two wins out of two in charge
of a Crystal Palace side that is sitting
pretty at the top of the Championship
table.
But that is Ollies public face.
Behind the smile is a heartwarming
story of love and devotion that no one
really knows much about. Until now.
As he prepares for another ride
on the promotion rollercoaster that
catapulted his last club, Blackpool,
into the top ight, footballs unlikely
hero revealed the brave family secret
behind his fairytale success.
It involves four women, one who
has beaten cancer and three who are
profoundly deaf. They are the reasons
he quit Blackpool and returned south
to be nearer to them.
Fans at Bloomeld Road, who have
branded him a Judas for leaving,
probably need to know why he had
to go to be a dad again to the three
daughters who have blossomed
into blooming adulthood despite
debilitating deafness, and for the
brave wife and childhood sweetheart
with whom he has celebrated a silver
wedding anniversary.
Mrs Kim Holloway was at
Peterborough yesterday, having
attended many previous games
despite being told at 21 that she
had only a one-in-three chance of
surviving lymphatic cancer and would
certainly never have children.
Three daughters later, the
Holloways are still a team, with a
grown-up son, William, as well. They
are waiting for their rst grandson
in January and are now prepared to
tell the world exactly what they have
been through.
The heartache and toil behind their
story make a mockery of Holloways
joker image.
My wife is awesome and to think
that one of my daughters is going to
give us a grandchild is mind-blowing,
says Palaces new manager. Ive got
a little library now about what we
have gone through and its amazing.
Anything bitter Blackpool fans
may throw at him will seem of
little consequence compared to
the struggles the Holloways have
endured since their twin girls, Chloe
and Eve, were born stone deaf
23 years ago. And their third girl,
Harriet, was similarly aficted two
years later.
For your children to suffer a
sensory loss, and to not know how
they will develop or what they will
achieve, is a very scary place, he
admits.
But Harriet got nine GCSEs and
three A levels and is now studying
photography at Bath University.
Not many profoundly deaf children
manage that. No wonder Im smiling.
Its been a ght. There have
been rows, tribunals, appeals and
endless phone calls, and we have
been labelled bolshie parents, Ollie
recalls. But every child has the right
to be educated properly. Whether
your eyes or ears dont work is
irrelevant.
Holloway had to live away from
his children during most of those
dramatic up-and-down times at
Blackpool. Now he is just two
hours away from them.
The girls live in our house
in Bath. They have four horses.
Chloe has just moved in with
a lovely lad called Chris, and
Eve lives in another part of
our house with the man who
is soon to be her husband.
She will be having our rst
grandson on January 15.
Now Holloway has his
happy family together again,
and it has set him up for
another promotion campaign
after inheriting a team that went
top of the league just as he arrived.
I am a very lucky man, he says.
And if it ends up with promotion
again next May, the couple who have
supported each other through thick
and thin all these years will celebrate
side by side again.
Kim is amazing and I dont want to
live a day without her, he added.
Then Palaces inimitable joker
signed off with a trademark funny
story and a smile.
I met Kim on the school bus when
I was 15. I followed her for 11 weeks to
nd out who she was and then begged
her to go out with me.
Luckily she caved in. Ive drugged
her ever since with alcohol and
sweets, and kept her away from the
optician and shes still here!
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DAVID BECKHAM likes
his Brazilian body
waxes so much so
that he came close to
moving there.
Becks, 37, was
interested in heading
south from LA Galaxy
for a stint in Brazil
during the summer.
Former Botafogo
defender Carlos
Alberto revealed that
Becks managers were
in talks with that club
as well as French side
Paris St-Germain.
However, the former
England captain
decided at the last
minute to stay in
California for his
familys sake.
Instead Botafogo
landed Clarence
Seedorf following
his departure from
AC Milan.
Alberto, who was
in the Netherlands
while the Seedorf
deal was being done,
said: An influential
businessman, a
famous player,
came to me saying
there was a player
interested in playing
for a year in Brazil
David Beckham.
Becks will play
tonight against the
Seattle Sounders
in Major League
Soccers Western
Conference final.
If his Galaxy side
lose, it could be
Beckhams farewell in
front of the LA fans
after he revealed
he is not certain to
return to the club next
year.
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NOW THATS
TEAMWORK:
Ian Holloway
left Blackpool
with devoted
wife Kim (also
pictured) to be
closer to their
daughters
By Colin Mafham
**
SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012
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DANI PEDROSA shattered the
Valencia circuit record to take his
fth pole start of the season ahead of
todays nal round of MotoGP.
The Repsol Honda rider put in a
stunning time of 1m 30.844secs to put
top spot on the leaderboard well out
of reach of fellow Spaniard Jorge
Lorenzo who, last time out in
Australia, had beaten him in
the chase for this years world
title crown.
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ENGLAND forward Adrian Morley is
warning his team-mates to expect a
red-up French team in todays
nal of the autumn international
series at the Salford City Stadium.
England are overwhelming
favourites to lift the trophy after
rattling up 124 points in two matches
while France lick their wounds from
last weeks 44-6 defeat in Hull.
Morley said: Theyll come very
spirited and be up for a game.
MOTOGP RUGBY LEAGUE
BOWLS
Sport IN BRIEF
ENGLAND slipped up in the semis
of the mens and womens Hong
Kong International Bowls Classic
on the Craigengower Cricket Club
bowling greens when Mark Read
and Rob Newman lost to Ireland
and Julie Leake and Sandy Hazell
were pipped by Malaysia.
Welsh hopes Kelly Packwood and
Judith Wason face Malaysians
Pinky Chan and Nor Hashima
Ismail in the womens nal.
FIRST: Pedrosa
LV= CUP RUGBY
By Henry Talbot
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FIJIAN Semesa
Rokodugunis two
debut tries helped Bath
beat Newport Gwent
Dragons 36-15 in their
LV= Cup opener.
Soldier Rokoduguni
(above) took eight
minutes to grab his
rst try and crashed
through the Dragons
defensive line again in
the second half.
The only downside
for Bath from a
comprehensive win was
their failure to collect a
fourth try and bonus
point.
Scrum coach Neal
Hatley said: It was
important to get the
win, but were not
really satised with a
lot of the accuracy in
portions of the game.
Dragons head coach
Darren Edwards said: I
thought all the young
players put in really
good performances. A
Ben Botica try from the
last play of the game
won a thrilling LV= Cup
clash for Harlequins
31-30 at Northampton.
Northampton looked
to be heading for
victory after coming
back from 21-6 down
to lead 30-24 with the
clock dead.
But debut prop Ethan
Waller was yellow-
carded and Quins
tapped it for Botica to
barge over.
Worcester began
their cup campaign in
style with a 34-18 win
over Scarlets.
Worcester trailed
13-6 at the interval but
dominated the second
half to score four tries,
with Joe Carlisle
kicking 14 points in all.
ANDY MURRAY has succeeded in
winning a victory as important to
him as the Olympic gold medal and
the US Open title.
He has nally and rmly convinced
tennis fans that he is deserving of
respect, approval and admiration.
It hasnt always been like that and
Murray has admitted how wounded
he has been in the past by the
abuse he has received just for
being Scottish.
Murray, who reached todays
semi-nals of the ATP World Finals
by beating Jo-Wilfried Tsonga 6-2 7-6
at Londons O2 Arena, revealed how
he has been insulted and reviled at
Wimbledon, where a woman once
pointed him out, saying: There goes
that Scottish ******.
Murray who will play Roger
Federer today has even had letters
sent to his locker room, telling him: I
hope you lose every match. And he
has been constantly reminded of the
crowds affection for retired British
players like Tim Henman.
In his new book, Andy Murray:
Champion, Murray says: I was still
a kid and people were sending notes
to my locker saying they hoped I
would lose every match for the rest
of my life. Even people within the
grounds were saying stuff to me.
That followed a joke about a
World Cup football forecast that
went wrong when he
tried to be sarcastic,
claiming he would support
any team that was playing
England. There were
also comments on
Facebook, claiming:
Andy Murray hates the
English so
we hate Andy
Murray.
But he bristles
when people
think he is
English,
adding: I
dont mind when Im called British. If
they say Im English I always correct
them. Its like calling someone from
France, German. Being Scottish is a
fact, not a racist state of mind. The
book claims that no British player has
had his language and behaviour
scrutinised as much as Murray has.
He explains: There are things I
say on court that I probably shouldnt
say. But off court Im not stumbling
out of nightclubs or throwing up in
front of the paparazzi. I dont mean to
upset people.
He went through periods of
self-harm when he would bloody his
knuckles by punching the strings of
his racket.
Sometimes he would slap the palm
of his hand against his face or smash
his racket against the toe of his shoe.
But Murray has never chased
popularity, politely declining the role
of darling to the middle classes and
corporate lunch members. It wasnt
until he wept after last years
Wimbledon nal against Roger
Federer that tennis fans really started
to accept the British No1.
The tears he shed that day were
very public. The next time he
produced them was in his bathroom.
Murray had just won the Olympic
gold medal. He looked in the mirror
and burst into tears.
It was as if he knew that one
journey had just nished and another
was about to begin. For Murray
realised he could win big and
conrmed it by beating Novak
Djokovic for the US title.
At 25, he has achieved it the hard
way. As an eight-year-old kid in
Dunblane at the time of the shooting
of 16 children and a teacher in 1996,
Murray was horried to realise that
Thomas Hamilton, who gunned
down his school friends, was known
to him.
He said: We knew the guy. He had
been in mums car.
From such horrors, Murray built
the man he is today. He may not
always be a ray of sunshine but he is
a Grand Slam champion.
I say things on court that I probably shouldnt
but I dont set out to upset people ANDY MURRAY
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WOUNDED:
Andy Murray
admits he
has been
hurt by
abuse he
received for
being a Scot
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RESULTS AND TABLES
1-2-X GUIDE
(3pm unless stated)
Barclays Premier League
Arsenal v Tottenham (12.45) .............. X
1 Liverpool v Wigan...............................1
2 Manchester City v Aston Villa ..............1
3 Newcastle v Swansea ........................1
Norwich v Manchester Utd (5.30) .......2
4 QPR v Southampton ..........................1
5 Reading v Everton ..............................2
6 West Brom v Chelsea ......................... X
npower Championship
7 Birmingham v Hull ............................. X
8 Bolton v Barnsley ..............................1
9 Bristol City v Blackpool .......................2
10 Burnley v Charlton .............................1
11 Cardiff v Middlesbrough ...................... X
12 Crystal Palace v Derby........................1
13 Hudderseld v Brighton ...................... X
14 Leicester v Ipswich.............................1
15 Nottingham Forest v Sheff Wed ...........1
Peterborough v Blackburn (5.20) ........2
16 Watford v Wolves ...............................1
npower League One
17 Bournemouth v Oldham .....................1
18 Carlisle v Leyton Orient .......................1
19 Colchester v Bury ..............................1
20 Crawley Tn v Walsall...........................1
21 Hartlepool v Coventry .........................2
22 Portsmouth v Doncaster ..................... X
23 Preston v Brentford ............................ X
24 Scunthorpe v Notts County .................2
25 Shefeld Utd v Stevenage ..................1
26 Shrewsbury v Crewe ........................... X
27 Swindon v Yeovil ...............................1
28 Tranmere v Milton Keynes Dons ..........1
npower League Two
29 AFC Wimbledon v Aldershot ................1
30 Bradford City v Exeter .........................1
31 Burton v Dag & Red ...........................1
32 Chestereld v Oxford Utd ....................1
33 Fleetwood Tn v Plymouth ....................1
34 Gillingham v Morecambe ....................1
35 Northampton v Wycombe ...................1
36 Port Vale v York .................................1
37 Rochdale v Bristol Rovers ...................1
38 Rotherham v Cheltenham ...................2
39 Torquay v Southend ........................... X
Scottish Division One
40 Cowdenbeath v Airdrie Utd .................1
41 Dumbarton v Morton ..........................2
42 Hamilton v Partick .............................2
43 Livingston v Falkirk ............................. X
44 Raith v Dunfermline ........................... X
Scottish Division Two
45 Albion v East Fife ...............................1
46 Alloa v Brechin ..................................1
47 Arbroath v Queen of South ................. X
48 Ayr v Stranraer ..................................1
49 Forfar v Stenhousemuir ......................1
TOMORROW
Barclays Premier League
Fulham v Sunderland (4pm) ...............1
npower Championship
Millwall v Leeds (1.15) .......................1
JON LONGMAN
(The Sunday Banker)
William Hill Scottish Cup
Third Round Replays
ARBROATH (2) .......3 INVERURIE LW (0) 1
Kerr 36 Gauld 90
Holmes 38 Att: 1,108
Doris 47
BONNYRIGG R (0) .0 BRECHIN (4) ........ 6
Byrne 11, 53
Brown 16
Trouten 19, 33
Carcary 71
Att: 1,082
NAIRN CO (0) ..........2 FORFAR (1) ......... 3
Gethins 79 R Campbell 41, 58
Cameron 88 Swankie 54
Att: 578
QUEENS PK (0) .....0 STRANRAER (1) . 4
Winter 16, 63, 77
Aitken 70
Att: 551
Irn-Bru Scottish Division One
COWDENBTH (0) ...0 DUMBARTON (1) 1
Gilhaney 29
Att: 415
MORTON (0) ............0 HAMILTON (1) ..... 1
May 21
Att: 1,815
PARTICK (3) ............5 DUNFERMLNE (1) 1
Lawless 5, 75 Muirhead 24 (og)
Balatoni 34 Att: 5,268
ODonnell 39
Forbes 56
RAITH (0) .................2 FALKIRK (1)......... 1
Smith 56 Leahy 43
G Anderson 85 Att: 1,986
P W D L F A Pts
Partick .................... 11 8 2 1 29 8 26
Dunfermline ........... 11 7 2 2 26 12 23
Morton ................... 11 5 4 2 22 16 19
Raith ....................... 11 5 4 2 17 12 19
Livingston ............. 11 4 4 3 18 16 16
Cowdenbeath ........ 11 3 3 5 17 20 12
Falkirk .................... 11 2 5 4 12 15 11
Airdrie Utd ............. 11 3 1 7 15 29 10
Hamilton ................ 11 2 3 6 11 18 9
Dumbarton ............ 11 1 2 8 10 31 5
Division Two
EAST FIFE (0) .........0 ALLOA (1) ............ 1
Att: 515 Holmes 32
STENHSMUIR (0) ...1 AYR (0) ................. 1
Smith 84 Moffat 68
Att: 586
P W D L F A Pts
Queen of South ..... 10 8 2 0 22 4 26
Alloa ....................... 11 7 1 3 22 11 22
Forfar ..................... 10 5 1 4 20 17 16
Stenhousemuir ..... 11 3 6 2 21 23 15
Arbroath ................ 10 4 3 3 16 21 15
Ayr .......................... 11 4 2 5 18 19 14
Brechin .................. 10 4 0 6 16 19 12
Albion .................... 10 3 1 6 16 22 10
East Fife ................. 11 2 2 7 14 17 8
Stranraer ................ 10 2 2 6 11 23 8
Division Three
ANNAN ATH (2) ......5 STIRLING (0) ....... 2
Love 30, 89 Weir 60
Chaplain 37 Day 73
McGachie 67 Att: 508
Daly 85
CLYDE (0) ................1 MONTROSE (0) ... 2
Scullion 78 McLeish 66
Att: 496 Winter 81
ELGIN (2) .................3 BERWICK (1) ....... 1
Nicolson 16 Gray 19
Leslie 25, Wyness 90 Att: 790
RANGERS (1)..........2 PETERHEAD (0) .. 0
McCulloch 43 Att: 48,407
Wallace 66
P W D L F A Pts
Rangers ................. 10 6 3 1 23 7 21
Elgin ....................... 11 5 4 2 25 19 19
Annan Athletic ...... 10 4 4 2 21 18 16
Queens Park ........... 9 4 3 2 14 9 15
Montrose ............... 11 4 3 4 19 23 15
Peterhead .............. 10 4 2 4 12 12 14
Berwick .................. 10 3 3 4 15 14 12
Clyde ...................... 10 3 1 6 10 17 10
East Stirling ............. 9 3 0 6 13 24 9
Stirling ................... 10 2 1 7 15 24 7
SCOTLAND
CLYDESDALE BANK SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE
Team P W D L F A GD Pts
INVERNESS CT (1) 1 HEARTS (0) ........... 1
Tudur Jones 19 Zaliukas 90 (pen)
Att: 3,332
KILMARNOCK (0) .. 3 ROSS CO (0) ........ 0
Heffernan 66, 82 Att: 4,012
Harkins 77
MOTHERWELL (1) . 1 DUNDEE (1) .......... 1
Higdon 45 Riley 28
Att: 4,318
ST MIRREN (0) ...... 1 ABERDEEN (2) ...... 4
Thompson 88 Hayes 10
Att: 4,486 McGinn 45
Clark 86
Reynolds 87
PLAYING TODAY
CELTIC ..................V ST JOHNSTONE (3pm)
HIBERNIAN ...........V DUNDEE UTD (12.45)
CELTIC 11 6 3 2 21 11 10 21
HIBERNIAN 12 6 3 3 23 16 7 21
ABERDEEN 13 5 6 2 19 12 7 21
INVERNESS CT 13 4 7 2 26 21 5 19
KILMARNOCK 13 5 3 5 20 15 5 18
ST JOHNSTONE 12 5 3 4 15 16 -1 18
MOTHERWELL 13 4 5 4 17 18 -1 17
DUNDEE UTD 11 4 4 3 12 13 -1 16
ROSS COUNTY 13 3 6 4 15 19 -4 15
HEARTS 13 3 5 5 13 14 -1 14
ST MIRREN 13 3 3 7 17 26 -9 12
DUNDEE 13 2 2 9 6 23 -17 8
S PIENAAR (Everton) ........................ 1
N DYER (Swansea) .......................... 1
J SHELVEY (Liverpool) ...................... 1
D WHITEHEAD (Stoke) ....................... 1
P ODEMWINGIE (West Brom) ............. 1
J MILNER (Man City) ........................ 1
CHICO (Swansea) ........................... 1
RED CARDS
R VAN PERSIE (Man Utd) .................. 8
L SUAREZ (Liverpool) ....................... 7
D BA (Newcastle) ........................... 7
M MICHU (Swansea) ........................ 6
M FELLAINI (Everton) ....................... 6
D BERBATOV (Fulham) ...................... 5
S FLETCHER (Sunderland) ................ 5
J DEFOE (Tottenham) ....................... 5
N JELAVIC (Everton) ......................... 5
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Stars: Chris ODowd,
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Director:
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Stars: Said
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HERE COMES THE
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Director: Frank Coraci
Stars: Kevin James,
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SHADY LADY
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documentary)
Director:
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do with the crazy scheme.
All have to trust in one another
and most especially in Afecks
Mendez who ies into Iran, in the
guise of Argos producer, to lead
the mission.
Like the hostages themselves
Mendez is a man adrift, living
estranged from his wife and
young son, which gives the picture
a perfectly judged emotional
undercurrent.
Afeck the director is utterly
sure-footed with an instinctive
feel for characterisation, tension
and pacing as he builds the action
towards a nail-biting climax. His
eye for period detail is also
impeccable and there is not
a false note in the picture, which
recalls the bravura political
thrillers of Alan J. Pakula and
Sidney Lumet.
It also serves as a timely insight
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war-torn Vietnam where they
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Based on a stage play by Tony
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Dave, a washed-up former
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steers them to an audition in
Melbourne where they secure
the chance to perform to US
troops in Vietnam, swapping their
trademark country and western
music for soul.
Chaperoned by some hunky
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year after the referendum giving
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At heart an empowerment
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the politics around the personal,
as the girls nd their voices while
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Australian Idol graduate
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the condent lead-singer and
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The subject matter of
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Jamess Scott Voss, a one time
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Stage
Not miserly on fun
THEATRE
By Mark
Shenton
DANCE
By Jeffery
Taylor
VISCERA/INFRA/FOOLS PARADISE
Royal Ballet
Royal Opera House, London WC2 9DD (Until
November 14, tickets 020 7304 4000;
3-37.50)
N
O WONDER ballet companies are
forced virtually to give away tickets
for Triple Bill programmes
of modern dance. Id love to know what
the ROH programme planners thought
about what was in it for the Great British
Public, who annually provide state support
to the tune of tens of millions of pounds,
when they put together the current show
at Covent Garden.
Cold, humourless and loveless, the
evening appeared analytically constructed
in a bacteria-free laboratory. One piece
presented as an example of a brilliant but
extreme area of modern dance you can get
away with, but three in a row? Come on,
such ivory towers are a thing of the past.
One work, Wayne McGregors Infra,
sandwiched between Liam Scarletts
Viscera and Christopher Wheeldons Fools
Paradise, should never be allowed near any
stage at all, let alone a centre of excellence
and inventiveness such as Londons
West End. Julian Opie has designed an
electronic walkway halfway up the
proscenium arch. Computer generated
gures endlessly criss-cross while beneath
them world class dancers such as Edward
Watson, Marianela Nunez and Melissa
Hamilton writhe endlessly, and what is even
more heartbreaking, pointlessly.
McGregor is resident choreographer for
the Royal Ballet. Like most contemporary
dance makers, McGregor knows as well as
any honest dancer that classically trained
bodies will make Punch and Judy look
sensational.
In his new work, Viscera, which opens
the show, Scarletts dancers look superb,
but the impact soon wears off. Impeccably
rehearsed in fast precision work, the
company looks simply stunning, dancing
their hearts out with discipline and
commitment.
Lowell Liebermanns music sounds both
frightened and frightening, and though an
air of desperation develops, the dnouement
is silence, as cold as ice. No pulses
quickened, no emotions touched.
Wheeldons Fools Paradise, to a Joby
Talbot score, is set within a lighting design
by Penny Jocobus. The small cast was led by
an impressive group consisting of Sarah
Lamb, Hamilton and Yuhui Choe, Federico
Bonelli, Watson and Steven McRae, and you
cannot get much better than that. Jocobus
had falling leaves as her recurring theme,
quite why escaped me, but it was too late to
care.
OK, it is true, any arts institution must
reect all the creativity of its age, but, in the
process, to freeze its paying customers to
the bone? I dont think so.
POINTLESS: Eric Underwood and
Melissa Hamilton writhe endlessly
T
OMMY STEELE is a
national institution who
turns 76 next month and
has returned to the London
Palladium, a theatre where
he has headlined more
performances than any other
actor, in the title role of Scrooge.
This cheery, happily enjoyable
musical adaptation of Dickenss
A Christmas Carol isnt quite
as memorable as Oliver!, which
has itself played at this address
in a famous production that was
directed by Sam Mendes, but
it is staged with affection and
polish, and Steele appears
to be having a ball as the old
curmudgeon.
Yet audiences are happy to
see him and he is even happier
to see them. His slightly bizarre,
stooped, quick-moving shufe
with his body angled as if it has
been put on a skewer and run
on castors seems to have a
momentum of its own, and with
a wig thats a mop of whitened
long hair, he looks like a cross
between Richard OBriens
Riff-Raff in The Rocky Horror
Show and Michael Heseltine. Its
worth the price of admission alone.
Another treasured (and
treasurable) theatre character
is Alan Bennett, so beloved that
hes in imminent danger of
having a preservation order
slapped on him. In People he
duly turns his observant, wryly
funny eye on the heritage
industry, revisiting a theme that
informed his 1980 play Enjoy, of
what is itself worth preserving
and how we preserve it, as a
dishevelled stately home in
South Yorkshire and its two
elderly women occupants look
for rescue by the National Trust.
Yet, though a hearty historian
from the Trust is keen to take it
on, there are other contenders
for preservation (including the
childhood home of Cilla Black)
that may have a keener cultural
value than this relatively
ordinary house, which is subject
to extraordinary rumblings
as the ground shifts under its
feet thanks to the coalmining
that has taken place right
underneath it.
Its a play full of its own quiet
rumblings but bigger cultural
shifts, in which Bennett tackles
a familiar theme of his: regrets
for a changing Britain, and the
impossibility of holding on to the
past as it was.
It is beautifully and tenderly
captured in the performances
of Frances de la Tour, aching
with doleful regret, and Linda
Bassett as her eccentric
companion. Nicholas Hytners
daring, delicious production
wittily recreates a porn lm
shoot at the house that brings
a very unusual sight to the
National Theatre.
More haunting everyday
misery is projected in Chekhovs
Uncle Vanya, a play Ive now
seen six times this year and
never tire of. However, although
the new West End production
has a ne, starry, cast led by Ken
Stott, theyve not been welded
together into a true ensemble.
The result is a production
that lacks pace and feeling;
it threatens to envelop us in
the characters own stultifying
boredom and become boring
itself.
There are a couple of
exceptions: Laura Carmichael
makes a delicately impressive
West End debut as the wounded
Sonya, and Samuel West brings
a piercing intelligence to the
doctor, Astrov.
Anna Friel has the radiant
beauty Yelena must have, but is
too stiff and studied.
SCROOGE
London
Palladium,
London W1
(Tickets: 0844
412 4655,
26.45-63.50)
PEOPLE
Nationals
Lyttelton Theatre,
London SE1
(Tickets: 020 452
3000, 12-47)
UNCLE VANYA
Vaudeville
Theatre,
London WC2
(Tickets: 0844
412 4663,
25-76)
TENDER: De la Tour in People
LACKING PACE:
Uncle Vanya
drags but Laura
Carmichael,
left, with Anna
Friel, makes
an impressive
West End debut
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GOING TO SEA IN
A SIEVE
Danny Baker
Weidenfeld &
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Not such
an age of
innocents
S
ALLEY
VICKERS is one
of the brightest
and most singular
literary talents to have
emerged in recent
years: Miss Garnets
Angel and Mr Golightlys
Holiday, in particular,
were quite spectacular
accomplishments. Her
last, however, The Other
Side Of You, was slightly
implausible and packed
nothing like the punch of
the earlier novels so it is
with some relief that I
can report The Cleaner
Of Chartres is a return
to form.
Vickers is at her best
when dealing with
Biblical matters and so it
proves again here. The
scene is Chartres, home
to perhaps the greatest
medieval cathedral of
them all, and the story
centres on the curious
gure of Agnes Morel,
a changeling, almost,
who was discovered
as a newborn baby in a
basket by a local farmer
and raised by nuns in a
nearby convent.
By the time the book
opens, she is in her late
30s, living in Chartres,
where she earns her
living as a cleaning lady,
artists model, baby-
sitter and all-round
helpmeet.
Gradually, through the
use of ashback, the
reader discovers her
story, a turbulent and
traumatic tale all the
more powerful for the
quiet tone in which it is
related. Agnes herself is
Books is edited by
CHARLOTTE HEATHCOTE
HISTORY
SONGS OF
INNOCENCE: THE
STORY OF BRITISH
CHILDHOOD
Fran Abrams
Atlantic, 20
A
T THE start of Danny Bakers
autobiography Bermondsey, where
he grew up, is dark and
threatening. Villains roam the streets,
violence is only a hairs breadth away and a
seven-year-old Danny is to be found sitting
inside a blazing car, competing with a
friend to see who can stay put the longest.
He grows up in one of the more deprived
parts of post-war London, near the Millwall
football ground that plays a major role in his
adolescence. As far as Danny is concerned,
his childhood is blissfully happy, but the
street smarts of his characterful father, to
whom Danny is movingly close, save him on
more than one occasion, not least when they
accidentally stumble into a brutal gangland
beating. Football aside, the other two big
inuences in his early days are fashion and
music. Given that, courtesy of his family, his
early musical inuences included Tommy
Steele, Brenda Lee and Ivor Novello, its
amazing that Danny went on to become an
acclaimed expert in the eld.
Baker leaves school at 15 and lands his
dream job: selling records in the heart of
London to regulars including Elton John,
Mick Jagger, Rod Stewart and Marc Bolan.
Hardwired into the culture and inuences
of the time, he then falls into a job as
receptionist at New Musical Express. His
talent eventually lands him his rst foreign
assignment as a journalist: ying to New
York to interview the Village People.
The only disappointment is that the book
ends while hes still in his 20s (a sequel is to
follow), the late-night kebabs with Paul
Gascoigne still to come. The book is written
exactly as Baker speaks: machine-gun fast,
and is a tting whistlestop tour of the
well-loved radio stars formative years.
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A
T THE outset of The Racketeer,
John Grisham muses that given the
importance of their jobs, the
controversies that surround their
judgments and the violent people who come
before them, it is remarkable that so few
judges have been murdered. He then
promptly murders one.
The Honourable Raymond Fawcett is
dispatched with two bullets to the head in
the isolated lakeside cabin he uses as a
weekend retreat. Close by lies the corpse of
his secretary, bound hand and foot, her
naked body covered in small burn marks.
The detectives conclude that she was
tortured to persuade the judge to open a
safe in the basement, now empty. There is
no sign of forced entry and the killer left few
clues. The FBI have little to go on.
Until, that is, Malcolm Bannister steps
forward. A 43-year-old who practised law in
a small town in Virginia, Mr Bannister is
remarkable for a number of reasons.
First, he is black. Very few, if any, of
Grishams protagonists are African-
Americans. Also, he is in jail serving a
10-year sentence for money-laundering.
Bannister believes he knows who the
killer is and what the motive was but, before
he tells the FBI, he wants to be released
from jail early with a new identity and a new
life with the reward money.
The Feds soon have a suspect in custody
and a confession. Their case is not the most
robust, however. There is no forensic
evidence linking him to the crime scene and
much else in the prosecutors le is
circumstantial. They also have Bannister,
their key witness. Or do they?
An FBI telephone wire tap picks up a
conversation that strongly suggests
Bannisters new identity and location in the
witness protection scheme has been
compromised and the suspects
confederates plan to kill him to wreck the
case. Bannister, unhappy that his security
has been undermined, declines the help of
the government to protect him and decides
he is safer looking out for himself.
The Gordian knot of a plot that follows
takes in the world of redneck drug dealing,
a mysterious hoard of gold, Caribbean
off-shore havens and a double-deal that
Bannister hopes will put Judge Fawcetts
killer behind bars.
The key ingredients of Grishams
successful franchise are all here: the small
man pitted against formidable odds armed
only with his wits and the battered shield
that is the law. It is a formula that has
served him well and hes sold 300 million
books worldwide in 40 languages, but he is
still tweaking it to prevent complacency.
The Racketeer isnt without its
improbabilities but the authors laborious
research and well-honed sleight-of-hand
together with the pace of the narrative
never let them fester long enough in the
readers mind to spoil the enjoyment.
DAVID CONNETT
an enigmatic gure,
quiet and withdrawn
with terrible secrets
from which she clearly
wants to hide.
This becomes
increasingly difcult as
she is taken up by the
denizens of small-town
France: the Abb Paul,
who originally found her
sleeping in the cathedral
and becomes a sort of
protector; the two town
gossips Madame Beck
and Madame Picot, the
former of whom looks set
to become a danger to
Agnes; and the lonely
Professor Jones, still
suffering from the
after-effects of his wifes
desertion.
There is also a
romantic hero and the
fact that there is no
doubt, right from the
outset, that that is his
role does not detract
from the plot one bit.
However, it is the
gure of Agnes who
dominates the novel.
Her story reads almost
like a Biblical parable,
full of suffering,
redemption and
acknowledgement of the
evil that people can do.
Although its set in the
present day, theres a
timeless quality about
the tale: she could have
been one of those Old
Testament heroines who
had to endure so much.
Not that this is a book
without humour: the
relationship between the
two gossips, constantly
attempting to one-up one
another, is a joy to read
and there are some
sharp observations
about middle-class
pretensions. Vickers is
very good at conjuring
up the gure of the
outsider: both Agnes and
Miss Garnet are strange,
solitary gures who
eventually make their
peace with the world in
an adopted place, Agnes
in Chartres, Miss Garnet
in Venice.
Both have a strong
spiritual connection with
the Christian Church,
too. I cannot think of
another contemporary
British novelist who has
the courage to tackle
that issue head on:
Christianity has become
the love that dare not
speak its name in some
literary circles, whereas
this book is drenched in
it. It is even a story about
redemption, no less.
Hers is a real talent
coming in to its own.
VIRGINIA BLACKBURN
of the time). There is, of course, the
huge impact of war, not once but twice,
on childhood.
Abrams also considers education,
healthcare, working parents and the
increasing role of the state in family
life. We learn about the childrens
rights movements of the Seventies and
the impact of youth unemployment in
the current economic conditions.
The book is at its most affecting
when Abrams gives voice to the
children themselves, such as David
Hughes, growing up in Seventies North
Wales with an autistic older brother.
Then there is childrens author Michael
Foreman, amusingly relieved to fail the
grammar school tests and be sent to
the secondary modern with his friends,
the common boys, we could spit
further, pee higher.
In her conclusion Abrams wants the
reader to ask what her story tells us
about ourselves. If the adult world
fears change and feels uncertain about
the future, then it looks askance at its
children, she claims.
It is an interesting suggestion
in a thought-provoking book.
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THE US election was important and tense and fascinating. However,
because of the time difference TV coverage in the UK was none of these
things, consisting largely of presenters and pundits repeating again and
again how close things were before some actual results came through in
the early hours of the morning. Until then it was just computer-assisted
blufng. Jeremy Vines virtual White House on the BBC was just silly.
Science
I
T SEEMED that much of
the weeks programming
was divided between science
and food. Firmly in the
rst category, Richard
Hammonds Miracles Of
Nature (BBC1, Monday)
concentrated on what we can learn
from the remarkable qualities
possessed by various animals.
As you would expect from anything
fronted by a Top Gear presenter,
Miracles Of Nature had its fair share
of stunts. Hammond jumped off a cliff
in South Africa to see Cape vultures
using their relatively small wingspans
to catch rising currents of hot air.
Then he dived in a submarine to the
bottom of the Pacic Ocean based on
this ability. He dropped a light bulb
from space in a protective capsule
inspired by a woodpeckers skull and
put a ghter pilot in a centrifuge,
subjecting him to forces of up
to 9g to demonstrate the merits of
a pressure-relieving suit based on
valves in a giraffes neck.
The tone was jokey but the insights
into the natural world were
fascinating and the lming genuinely
impressive, particularly a
magnicent shot of geese ying
alongside Hammonds open-top car.
Dara OBriains Science Club
(BBC2, Tuesday) had a very different
vibe and not just because it was
obviously made on a fraction of
Hammonds budget and lmed not on
exotic locations shoots but in front of
a studio audience.
The rise and rise of geek culture
and the appetite it has created for
accessible scientic insight has left
broadcasters with a dilemma. Make
programmes that are too
technical and you lose the
curious mainstream but
oversimplify and you will be
accused of dumbing down.
Science Club walks this ne
line pretty successfully.
Its rst episode was
dedicated to genetics.
An animated intro took us
through the subjects
history from Aristotle
observing that children
looked like their parents
to Watson and Cricks
discovery of DNA. Engineer Mark
Mildownik showed us how to extract
our own DNA using washing up
liquid and comedian Ed Byrne
visited the Natural History Museum
to nd out about our links with
Neanderthal man.
The presentation was light-hearted
but less in your face than Hammonds
style and left room for more serious
reports on whether the Human
Genome Project had delivered on its
promises and how the relatively new
eld of epigenetics suggests that our
own epigenome (explained as being
like the software running on DNAs
hardware) can be manipulated by
nutrition and exercise, something
that would have huge implications for
treating cancer and type-2 diabetes.
Heston Blumenthal, with his
laboratory kitchen, is generally seen
as someone who straddles the worlds
of gastronomy and science but his
latest series, Hestons Fantastical
Food (Channel 4, Tuesday), was
more about sheer exuberance than
anything else. Blumenthal is spread
pretty thin these days and clearly
does not have time to perfect
everything he attempted here in his
quest to reinvent breakfast, but he
never fails to entertain.
His giant eggs made from yoghurt
and mango pure, enormous
Shreddies and edible, juice-avoured
TELEVISION
By Clare
Heal
Jane Clinton looks
forward to a trio
of programmes
celebrating 60 years
of ground-breaking
documentaries on
wildlife by Britains
favourite presenter
Hes still
the best,
naturally
H
E HAS brought monkeys,
birds and snow leopards
into our living rooms. Now
in a series of three lms Sir David
Attenborough will reect on the
curious and charming creatures he
has encountered.
The rst lm, Life On Camera, is a
look at how technological advances
have revolutionised natural history
lm making. It is also, with the help
of archive footage from his many
programmes, a look at the
development of the man who has
become one of Britains best-loved
public gures.
There is the dashing young
natural history lm maker of the
Fifties who goes on to become
the controller of BBC2 from 1965
to 1968, during which time he
introduced colour television
to Britain. In 1969 he became
director of programmes for the
BBC only to be lured back a few
years later to the wild and
the adventures of lm-making with
animals in their habitats.
Born in London in 1926 David
grew up on the University of
Leicester campus where his father
was principal. His brother is the
lm director Richard Attenborough.
His world changed in 1934 when
he watched the lm An Adventure
In Search Of Laughter Featuring
Natures Greatest Little Comedians
presented by Cherry Kearton,
a man in a trusty pith helmet. It
was perhaps the rst attempt at
natural history lm making and
Attenborough was hooked.
Kearton brought humour to the
world of the wild and inspired
Attenborough. For all its obvious
aws Keartons lms captured my
childish imagination and made me
dream of travelling to far-off places
to lm wild animals, he says.
A
FTER graduating in
Natural Sciences from
Cambridge University and
serving in the Royal Navy during
his national service, Attenborough
married Jane Elizabeth Ebsworth
Oriel and the couple went on to
have two children.
He worked in publishing but with
his sights still on television and
natural history he approached the
BBC in 1952. His on screen career,
however, did not get off to a great
start and he was discouraged from
appearing on television. The
reason? It was thought his teeth
were too big.
His rst television credit was a
10-minute lm on the coelacanth,
the oldest-known sh. There was
even a quiz show and a series on
folk music before his rst natural
history series, The Pattern Of
Animals, in 1953.
He had by then convinced the
BBC he was telegenic but he faced
another challenge. Excited by the
new portable, 16mm clockwork-
powered cameras, Attenborough
saw how such technology would
captured and given us an insight
into a world previously denied us.
Celebrating Attenboroughs
60 years of wildlife lm-making, this
trio of lms (the next two are
Understanding The Natural World
followed by Our Natural World) are
a poignant retrospective of his work
but they also reveal how our view of
the world around us has changed.
The revelations brought by
wildlife lms today were beyond
my imagination when I set out
60 years ago, he says. They
have transformed not only our
understanding of the natural world
but our attitudes towards it.
Attenborough: 60 Years In The
Wild, Episode 1: Life On Camera
is on BBC2 on Friday at 9pm
EARNED HIS STRIPES: Sir David Attenborough and a ring-tailed lemur
Please contact david.stephenson@express.co.uk, or follow on http://twitter.com/theTellyRocket
change the approach to and quality
of natural history lm making.
The BBC was not so sure but
after much discussion he was
allowed to go off and lm with it in
the Fifties on the likes of Zoo Quest
For A Dragon in 1956.
It was the series Life On Earth
(1979), however, which captured the
publics imagination and is widely
credited with bringing natural
history to a far wider audience.
In 13 one-hour programmes,
Attenborough visited 30 countries
to trace the history of life on Earth.
It is now thought to have been
seen by 500million people in 100
different countries.
Clips from this as well as Zoo
Quest For A Dragon, Eastward
With Attenborough (1973), The
Private Life Of Plants (1995), Life In
The Undergrowth (2005) and Life In
Cold Blood (2008) among others,
enable Attenborough to revisit the
distant and not so distant past of
his broadcasting career and show
how technical innovations have
informed his natural history
lm-making.
He looks at the improvements in
underwater lming as well as the
advances in lming in the dark.
For close-up shots in conned
spaces, such as in an ants nest,
optical probes are now used.
Time-lapse lming was used to
stunning effect in The Private
Life Of Plants (1995) and slow
motion cameras have also
SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012 61
Review
Alistair Cookes life to the letter
A
LISTAIR COOKEs was
surely one of the most
distinctive voices in
broadcasting history. His Letter
From America programme ran on
the BBC for 58 years, 1946 to 2004,
explaining the US to Britain.
Eight years after his death
unabashed admirer Alvin Hall, an
American educator and author, is
making a journey In Alistair Cookes
Footsteps (Radio 4, Tuesday),
wondering whether the great mans
insights are still relevant.
His conclusion is a resounding
yes, which is unsurprising really
since these 15-minute weekly
episodes (this was the rst of four)
were made to promote the entire
Letter To America archive of more
than 900 programmes being made
available on the Radio 4 website
We were given some background
on Cooke. Born in Salford he was an
aspirational immigrant in New York
as so many of that citys residents
are. He lived on 96th Street, right on
what Hall explained was considered
the dividing line between the good
neighbourhoods and the ghetto. In
1933 he bought a second-hand car for
$45 and drove across the US, falling
in love with the country and its
people.
This wasnt an introduction to the
great man though as the infectiously
enthusiastic Hall assumed a certain
familiarity with Cooke and his work.
It was more a reminder of what we
had been missing since his death
and an advertisement for the archive
as the real joy here was the clips of
Cooke reading his awless prose.
For example, a description of
autumn (or fall as the Americans
have it) on the East Coast: To see
whole mountainsides bathed in a
ood of scarlet and gold, to see
green only in the grass and little stiff
stands of evergreens...I look at it and
I think of it and I linger over it for a
simple childish reason. It lifts the
spirit in a gloomy time.
Or the assassination of John F
Kennedy: The essence of the
American mood this very dark
weekend is this deep feeling that our
youth has been mocked and the
vigour of America, for the moment,
paralysed.
Hall related the optimism of
Kennedys presidency, prior to that
tragedy, to the election of Barack
Obama in 2008. Its only a shame
Cooke wasnt around that year or
indeed this last week to give us his
insights into these events too.
VULTURE CULTURE : Richard Hammond visited South Africa to see how Cape vultures use wind currents
and geek cuisine
newspapers certainly brought his
guinea-pig group of commuters
together as they shared the rst meal
of the day.
Nigel Slater: Life Is Sweets
(BBC4, Wednesday) delved even
further into the ability of food to affect
our emotions. It was part history
of British confectionery and part
memoir, an exploration of why sweets
can function as nostalgia and a
explanation of what they meant to
Slater (inset with Nigella Lawson).
The pharmaceutical history of
sweets was explored. Many of them
began life as a way of preserving
medicinal roots, for example aniseed
for digestions, and I was interested
to discover that ying saucers were
originally a way of administering
drugs rather than sherbet.
T
HE QUAKER roots of
the British chocolate
industry were also
explained (chocolate
drinks were an
important part of the
temperance movement) and old
adverts were unearthed for our
amusement.
A young Bob Monkhouse told
a pretty shop girl: You know what
Im here after... before revealing that
it was her marvellous Mars bars.
The Milk Tray Man seems odd in
retrospect. For all his glamour,
he was clearly a crazed stalker.
It was joyful to be reminded
of treats I had long ago forgotten:
chocolate limes that splintered when
you bit them, monkey nuts and the
naughtiness of candy cigarettes.
Yet for all the glucose on show
it wasnt at all sugary. Not all the
memories evoked by sweets were
happy. Slater recalled how, after his
mother died, his father would leave
marshmallows on his bedside table,
a substitute for goodnight kisses.
It was more emotional than I ever
expected it to be, he said after
visiting a proper old-fashioned
sweet shop, theyre only sweets.
Yet he knows as well as we do that
there is no only about it.
David Stephenson is back next
Sunday
Picture: BBC/Oxford Scientic
RADIO
AMENDMENTS
(Your full TV
listings are in
S Magazine)
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 17
BBC1
11.30 Baking Made Easy; 5.10
BBC News, Local News, Weather;
5.30 Children In Need: The Best
Bits; 8.45 The National Lottery
Saturday Night Draws; 8.55
Casualty; 9.45 Live At The
Apollo.
BBC2
12.00 FILM: That Darn Cat!;
1.50 FILM: Miracle; 4.00 Flog It!;
7.30 Attenborough: 60 Years In
The Wild; 8.30 Dads Army; 9.00
Formula 1: The United States
Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights;
10.15 The Rolling Stones:
Crossre Hurricane; 11.15 Sings
The Rolling Stones; 12.15 The
Rolling Stones: Rock And Roll
Circus; 1.20 Later With Jools
Holland; 2.25 FILM: Night Of The
Living Dead.
ITV1
11.20 Dinner Date: Australia;
12.15 ITV News, Weather; 12.25
All Star Family Fortunes; 1.10
Holiday Home Sweet Home; 2.10
Holiday Home Sweet Home; 3.10
FILM: Charlie And The Chocolate
Factory; 5.15 Local News,
Weather; 5.30 ITV News,
Weather; 6.15 New Youve Been
Framed!; 6.45 Take Me Out;
8.00 The X Factor; 9.20 Im A
Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!;
10.20 ITV News, Weather; 10.35
FILM: Fast & Furious; 12.30 The
Store; 2.35 In Plain Sight; 3.55
ITV Nightscreen; 5.30 ITV News.
CHANNEL 4
6.00 The Treacle People; 7.55
The Morning Line; 8.55 Channel
4 Presents Lee; 10.35 T4:
Suburgatory; 11.05 T4: The Big
Bang Theory; 11.40 T4: The Big
Bang Theory; 12.10 T4: The
Simpsons; 12.40 Deal Or No
Deal; 1.45 Channel 4 Racing;
7.00 Hestons Fantastical Food;
8.00 FILM: Transformers:
Revenge Of The Fallen; 10.50
FILM: The Crazies; 12.50 FILM:
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall
His Past Lives; 2.40 Hollyoaks;
4.45 Countdown; 5.30 Make Do
& Mend; 5.55 Channel 4
Presents Hannah.
CHANNEL 5
6.30 The Mr Men Show; 6.45
Olive The Ostrich; 6.50 Abbys
Flying Fairy School;
7.00 Roobarb And Custard Too;
7.05 Bananas In Pyjamas; 7.20
Animal Antics; 7.25 Noddy In
Toyland; 7.40 City Of Friends;
7.55 Little Princess; 8.10 The
Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And
His Best Friend Corky; 8.25
Angelina Ballerina;
9.25 Roary The Racing Car;
9.40 Jelly Jamm; 11.10 Looney
Tunes; 11.20 Looney Tunes;
11.25 Highland Emergency;
11.55 Wild Things With Dominic
Monaghan; 12.55 FILM: The
Train Robbers; 2.45 FILM:
Brannigan; 4.55 5 News
Weekend; 5.00 FILM: Greystoke:
The Legend Of Tarzan, Lord Of
The Apes; 7.40 NCIS; 8.35 NCIS;
9.25 CSI: NY; 10.25 CSI: Miami;
11.20 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation; 12.15
SuperCasino.
By Clare Heal
62 SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012
SUNDAY AFTERNOON: TRIVIA
MARTIN SCORSESE, WHO IS 70 ON SATURDAY,
MARRIED INGRID BERGMANS DAUGHTER.
HERE ARE OTHER MEN WITH FAMOUS
MOTHERS-IN-LAW...
Liam Neeson Vanessa Redgrave
Sidney Lumet Lena Horne
Jamie Cullum Tessa Dahl
Benjamin Walker Meryl Streep
Barry Humphries Natasha Spender
Sir Anthony Quayle Dorothy Dickson
Harold Pinter Countess Elizabeth Longford
Mel Torm Dame Thora Hird
Andre Previn Maureen OSullivan
THE FIRST EPISODE OF ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS
WAS BROADCAST 20 YEARS AGO TOMORROW.
HERE ARE SOME GUEST STARS...
Christopher
Biggins, Helena
Bonham Carter,
Fern Britton,
Emma Bunton,
Naomi Campbell,
Linford Christie,
Sir Terence
Conran, Britt
Ekland, Marianne
Faithfull, Dawn
French, Mariella
Frostrup, Jean-
Paul Gaultier,
Whoopi Goldberg,
Richard E Grant, Germaine Greer, Debbie
Harry, Sir Elton John, Christian Lacroix,
Nathan Lane, Lulu, Stella McCartney, Kate
Moss, Anita Pallenberg, Suzi Quatro, Zandra
Rhodes, Mandy Rice-Davies, Twiggy, Rufus
Wainwright, Dale Winton, Kirsty Wark
THIS WEEKS PONDERABLES...
Gorillas sleep for up to 14 hours a day.
The greatest relative disparity of per capita
wealth between two neighbouring countries is
between Botswana and Zimbabwe.
Before the alarm clock was invented, a knocker-up,
or knocker-upper, was someone who was paid to
wake up people at a requested hour.
The rst complete translation of the Bible
into Cornish was published in 2011.
The assassin bug waits until a bedbug has lled itself
with blood and then attacks the bedbug and sucks
out the newly-consumed blood from its stomach.
THIS WEEKS IMPONDERABLE...
Could a human child be raised by animals?
This question goes all the way back to Romulus and
Remus who were said to have been brought up by
wolves when they were left to die. Obviously, that
was a legend but consider the case of Rochom
Pngieng of Cambodia. In 1986, when she was eight,
she was tending buffalo near the Vietnam border
when she vanished into the forest. No one knows
precisely what happened but it is thought she was
seized by wolves. Instead of killing her, they raised
her as one of them. So much so that after more than
20 years of living with these creatures, she prefers to
crawl rather than walk and is struggling to adapt to
life among other people, often trying to run away
back to the forest. A 2011 report said she preferred
to live and sleep in a small chicken coop near the
familys home, joining the family for meals every
three or four days. She did not speak but had started
to make eye contact.
WEVE HAD ENOUGH OF
Senior executives being given huge bonuses
even when their rms have performed badly
Please send your suggestions for
WEVE HAD ENOUGH OF... to
mitchellsymons@columnist.com
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Just see that dark cloud over there!
Its going to pour soon, I declare!
Lets shelter! Rupert tells his chum
Who cries, I wish we hadnt come!
The 42-year-old actor
and presenter is best
known for his stints
on the Gadget Show
and Bang Goes The
Theory where he took
a hands-on approach
to explaining scientic
theory. Just dont ask
him to reveal how his
clever tricks are done
One winters day Rupert coaxes his chum
Podgy Pig to go for a country walk.
Although he is not keen, Podgy agrees
but he soon starts to complain and when
he sees a dark cloud loom up he stops.
Its going to rain, he says, glad to nd
an excuse. I knew we shouldnt have
come. Lets go back.
Just then the rain begins and as large
drops patter down, Rupert calls out:
Theres a barn. Lets run for it!
Dullus Cumpbell ha a ene ol maglc
I
GOT into magic when I was
in my early 20s and starting
out as an actor. I had just
moved down to London and
was waiting tables between
jobs. David Blaines Street
Magic show was on the television
at the time and he was amazing
everyone by appearing to
levitate. I gured out how to do
it and taught myself a bunch of
card tricks and just fell in love
with it as an art form.
There is a shop called
International Magic in
Clerkenwell near where I was
working at the time. I was always
hanging around there, slightly
scared to go in because it
represented the dark, unknown,
world of magic that, at the time,
I knew nothing about.
Eventually I plucked up the
courage to go in to say I was
interested in learning and the
guy said: Ive got just what you
need, and sold me a video of
basic card techniques which
I took home and studied
religiously until I got good. I also
realised you could make decent
money doing magic at big
corporate parties which I did for
a couple of years on and off.
I think the rst thing I learned
how to do was a French Drop,
a simple trick with a coin, having
it in your hand and then making
it vanish.
It is quite a solitary thing,
learning to palm coins and cards
and so on. There are a handful of
technical moves that every good
magician should know, things
that you can learn quite quickly
but that take a lifetime to master.
Being good isnt all about the
quickness of the hand though,
it is the ability to distract and
misdirect too.
It is as much about psychology
and how you sell a trick as it is
about the actual move you are
doing. I discovered early on that
I was quite good at patter,
understanding how magic works,
the psychological angle and how
people react to it, perhaps
because I am an actor.
There are so many gimmicks
and trick decks you can buy
but I try to avoid them as much
as I can. Its about purity.
For me, the best magic tricks
are the very simple ones. If I can
ask someone to take a card and
they can take it and I can tell
them what it is, or they put it
back in the pack and it becomes
something else, that sort of thing
gives me the most pleasure.
They are right up close, in
front of a persons face and
involve no set-up.
I get such a sense of
excitement when I open a fresh
pack of Bicycle cards, the
American brand that most
magicians use. Even without
a gimmick deck you can still do
mind-blowing stuff. Sometimes
I will be just practising and will
surprise myself.
I havent done magic to earn
money for a long time but I still
love it as a hobby and take great
pleasure in doing magic for my
kids. My son is very keen. He
is nine and at that age where
he is really getting into it but
I want him to learn properly.
I am not going to tell him how
the tricks are done. As soon as
you do that the magic is gone.
It vanishes and disappointment
sets in. I am very strict about it.
I will never tell anyone how a trick
is done. If you want to know how
a trick works, you have to get a
book or a DVD, talk to people or
go online and really learn it for
yourself because I am not in the
business of just satisfying
curiosity. That is anti-magic.
I try always to carry a pack of
cards with me and I still, to this
day, through habit, will be
palming coins and practising
card moves whenever I have a
spare minute.
M
AGIC is great on set
as well. Once I was
lming in Mexico
City and I didnt
know any Spanish
and the Mexicans did
not speak any English so I did
David Blaines card stuck to the
window trick. It doesnt need
any explanation.
Someone picked a card and
put it back in the pack. I threw
the pack at a car and there, stuck
behind the closed window, was
the chosen card.
They loved it and suddenly we
were all friends.
Magic dees language barriers
or class barriers and seeing that
look of amazement on peoples
faces is great. Something I have
learned over the years: when in
doubt, pull out a deck of cards.
As told to CLARE HEAL
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Earth BBC1, 8pm on November
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TRAVEL
Edited by JANE MEMMLER sundayexpress.co.uk/travel
WALK ON WILD
SIDE OF FLORIDA
Exploring the best of the
Sunshine States theme
parks and beyond
Treasures ol China
MARTIAL ART:
Men practise
tai chi in front
of the Temple
of Heaven
in Beijing
Stepping away from the high-tech, high-rise life
of its cities, GARY CHAPPELL enjoys a guided tour
of the country that is home to the Ming Dynasty,
the magnicent Great Wall and the Terracotta Army
l
M STANDING on the Great Wall of
China against a backdrop of majestic
mountains. The wall snakes endlessly
over the undulating landscape and
I can almost picture Genghis Khan,
the Mongolian warrior, and his army
of horsemen advancing towards us.
I feel as if I want to cross each peak
and follow it to its end. But at 5,500 miles
it would surely take a more dedicated
holidaymaker than me to conquer. I am,
quite simply, overawed by its magnitude.
Badaling Great Wall lies around 45 miles
north of Beijing. It is the best preserved
section of the fortication. Built during the
Ming Dynasty (1368-1644) the highest point,
at 3,282ft, is an amazing feat of construction.
I climb to the eighth tower at 2,913ft,
squeezing through rugged passageways
and up narrow steps. It takes an hour but
is well worth the effort. On the ascent, as
the sun is sinking behind the mountains,
a golden glow is cast across my path.
The visit to the wall is part of a guided tour
with solo travel specialist Just You. As our
group heads back to the metropolis of
Beijing we agree this dramatic monument
is a true highlight of the journey.
Beijing is home to 20 million people and
the mystical Forbidden City. Once the seat
of the Ming and Qing Emperors, all 24 of
them, it comprises dozens of buildings
housing all manner of treasures beneath
the tiled roofs.
Just outside the walls, Tiananmen Square
is now full of street sellers peddling
postcards, hats, Mao watches and photo
books. I can still envisage the tanks moving
formidably down the wide roads that run
alongside it. The square feels like
it has lost much of its sombre authority
regardless of the fact that a huge portrait
of Mao still hangs over the Gate of
Heavenly Peace.
Once past the crowds, you can appreciate
the Forbidden Citys Imperial Garden;
eroded rock formations and trees which
look borrowed from a fairytale, complete
with facial features and even branches
akin to arms.
A short drive from here is the Temple of
Heaven, sparkling with its green, blue, red
and gold artwork, no longer used as a place
to pray for a good harvest, but as a museum.
The long corridors leading up to it are
the real gem, however. Its an open-air
playground for adults where all manner of
life is played out. Men play cards and chess
blissfully unaware of my snapping camera.
A choir practises a short way away, while
a single woman cuts an odd gure enjoying
a dance by herself.
As night draws in I skip away from my
tour group to explore the old Beijing in the
Hutong district, rarely visited by tourists.
Red lanterns adorn the rooftops along the
main strip of alleyway where houses are set
around walled courtyards. Many share a
kitchen, and bathrooms are communal,
often exposed to the street.
I wander past noodle bars and shops
selling handmade shoes, handbags and
smoking pipes, and see groups of youngsters
eating chicken and mutton kebabs. This
is local life for many, the roots of a more
authentic Beijing.
Its an uncomfortable truth but todays
standard of living is quickly forgotten on
a visit to Chinas former capital Xian. It is
known as the Treasure Pot because it is
home to the semi-precious jade stone and
8,000 nely-detailed, life-size soldiers of the
Terracotta Army, made 2,000 years ago.
The warriors, created to protect emperor
Qin Shi Huang in the afterlife, can be seen in
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66 SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012
TRAVEL
SIe inIo
ancienI
hisIory
Al bravery
STEPHEN McCLARENCE
takes a two-day tour
of the heritage sites
that stand as a lasting
tribute to Britains
wartime derring-do
and determination
l
T WAS A reassuring letter.
Dear Mum... Just a line
to let you know that I am all
right, airman Harold
Wickenden wrote to his
mother back home in Kent
on August 28, 1944. He told her
how he had own over Sweden
on the way to bomb Germany and
had seen the lights of towns below.
He enclosed a cutting about the
raid from the Daily Express and
asked her to send him some more
envelopes as he was running out.
He never needed them. Two
days later he was killed in another
bombing raid, aged 19. He was
one of 25,000 men who took
off from Lincolnshire air bases
during the Second World War and
never returned.
Harolds letter is part of a vast
archive of RAF memorabilia on
show at the Lincolnshire Aviation
Heritage Centre at East Kirkby
near Spilsby. A former aireld, its
an encampment of hangars and
a restored wartime control tower,
and has exhibitions by the acre.
But its star attraction is Just
Jane, one of only three surviving
Lancaster bombers that can still
move under their own power.
Just Jane, featuring a blonde
pin-up painted on the planes nose,
will be a centrepiece of next years
commemorations of the 70th
anniversary of Bomber Commands
celebrated Dambusters raid.
On the night of May 16/17, 1943,
19 Lancasters ew out from
Lincolnshire to smash dams in
the Ruhr and destroy German
industry. It was a daring mission
and, by booking a Taxy Ride
on Just Jane, you can now get
an inkling of the danger and the
discomfort faced for hours on end
by the airmen of 617 Squadron,
whose average age was 22.
Just Jane (which no longer ies)
may look a big plane from outside,
but the Panton family, who own
and operate the East Kirkby
centre, call it a reverse Tardis.
Getting from the door to the
cockpit is an obstacle course via
the cramped and claustrophobic
fuselage. Sitting in front of me, the
pilot straps on a ying helmet
and switches on the propellers.
They whirr powerfully into life
a few feet on either side of me
as we move around the aireld.
We get veterans coming on
board, ight engineers who can
still go through their whole ight
drill, says Sean Taylor, one of the
team. In the gunners turret
behind me is Mike Ingham, whose
father Alan, a prisoner of war, was
own back to England by Bomber
Command in 1945.
Mike shows me his fathers zinc
identity tag. This is the rst time
in 67 years that this tag has been
on a Lancaster, he says. I could
feel how my father must have
felt coming home after being
captured. Mike is vice-chairman
of Aviation Heritage Lincolnshire,
which promotes the countys
stirring RAF links as a way of
generating tourism. Aviation
Development Ofcer Phil Bonner
has brought me to East Kirkby as
part of a two-day tour of key sites.
The Dambusters is a big thing
that draws people in. It was a
dramatic raid at a time when we
needed a morale-booster, says
Phil, a former squadron leader
with a passion for RAF history.
We start at RAF Digby, opened
in 1918. Deep within a bunker is
a wartime operations room. It has
a period atmosphere as though
the staff have just gone out for a
smoke, leaving their ying jackets
on the backs of their chairs.
T
HEY ORGANISED the
air defence of a great
swathe of England,
standing at a
plotting table and
moving blocks
representing aircraft around
a map. It was the information
technology of the 1940s, says
former custodian David Harrigan.
At Cranwell Aviation Heritage
Centre, with its smart, imaginative
exhibitions, we meet volunteer
John Smith, one of the last
National Service intake in 1959.
He was stationed in Germany,
working in radar, and even 14
years after the end of the war,
old attitudes died hard. If I got
on a train in uniform and walked
into a compartment elderly
Germans walked out, he recalls.
We move on to RAF Scampton,
home of the Red Arrows display
team. The Dambusters ew from
here and we see the ofce once
used by their charismatic leader,
Wing Commander Guy Gibson.
As well as portraits of RAF men
giving them a matinee-idol
glamour, Scampton shows the
simplicity of wartime technology.
The Dambusters bomb-aimers
gauged when to release their
bouncing bombs by holding a
triangle of string to their noses and
noting the position of two knots.
I stay overnight at the Petwood
Hotel, a half-timbered former
Edwardian country house in
Woodhall Spa that became the
Ofcers Mess for 617 Squadron.
Its full of memorabilia, including
the wheel of a Mosquito piloted
by Guy Gibson.
Next day we come full circle
at the Battle of Britain Memorial
Flight Visitor Centre at RAF
Coningsby. It houses Spitres,
including the only one from the
Battle of Britain still ying, and the
only ying Lancaster in Britain.
Its a sort of working memorial
to all the men who died, including
young Harold Wickenden.
Well, I think that is all for now,
he wrote at the end of his last
letter home. Lots of love, Harold.
GETTING THERE
The Petwood Hotel (01526 352 411/
petwood.co.uk) offers doubles
from 100 per night (two sharing),
B&B. Lincolnshire Aviation
Heritage Centre (01790 763 207/
lincsaviation.co.uk) offers
Taxy Rides on Just Jane, 248pp.
Aviation Heritage Lincolnshire:
01529 308 135/aviationheritage
lincolnshire.com
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STANDING THE
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Just Jane,
a Lancaster
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Lincolnshire
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FOR LITTLE ONES
The captivated look on my
seven-year-old daughter
Aoifes face as her heroine
Cinderella waved at her
during the celebration
parade in Disneys
Magic Kingdom is a
moment that will be
etched on both our
memories.
It was the highlight of
a magical three days at
Orlandos Walt Disney
Resort that began the
second we checked into
the imposing Grand
Floridian Resort.
The following afternoon
we completed our
whistle-stop tour of the
Magic Kingdom, Epcot
and Hollywood Studios.
The biggest challenge
was plotting an itinerary
to gratify the conicting
preoccupations of my
offspring: for three-year-old
Art it was pressing buttons
and bashing things and
for Aoife it was magic
and fairytales.
She loved the castle,
the carnival oats, the
characters and dressing
up as Cinderella on her
birthday. Art loved zapping
Buzz Lightyear, being
squirted by water during
a 4D movie and the
Mickey Mouse lollies.
But where Disney taps
into childrens rose-tinted
imaginations the
Nickelodeon Suites,
symbolised by absorbent
DayGlo antihero
SpongeBob SquarePants,
celebrates youngsters
more anarchic sides.
The activities are
primarily character-led,
with Dora The Explorer,
Patrick Star and Bob
joining us for breakfast at
the complex surrounding
a mini water park.
Nickleodeons principal
draw is the four times a
day dumping of gallons of
green slime (150,000
deposited in the last year)
over willing children, all
chanting We Want Slime
like nihilistic junior political
activists. Bizarre, but my
kids loved it.
Less anti-establishment,
but equally enthralling is
Universal Orlando,
home to the Islands
Of Adventure park
incorporating the excellent
Wizarding World of
Harry Potter, and the
sister park Universal
Studios Florida, hosting
attractions based on The
Simpsons, a hilariously
subversive simulator ride,
ET (an intergalactic bike
ride) and a multiplex full
of other well-known
movie characters.
Predictably my wand-
wielding seven-year-old fell
in love with Harry Potters
magical Orlando outpost.
FOR TEENS
Gatorlands Screamin
Gator Zip Line is a
seven-storey-high network
of zip wires which propels
you 1,200 feet through
Floridian swampland above
swarms of beady-eyed
alligators and crocodiles at
speeds of up to 30mph.
It ends with a frankly
terrifying walk across a
rickety footbridge dangling
above the breeding ground
of 130 giant alligators.
Less endorphin-releasing
but equally memorable is
the Kennedy Space
Center, an hours drive
from Orlando, where you
can experience a replica
take-off mission during the
Shuttle Launch Experience.
Or you can spend a
half-day on the Astronaut
Training Experience where
youll be guided through
realistic training and
perform hands-on
exploration activities.
With the Shuttle
programme now
Thirty years after his last visit to Florida as a
spellbound 10-year-old, NICK McGRATH returns
to the region with his young family and discovers
that there is plenty to entertain visitors of all ages
J
OEL SLID his hand along the remarkably
smooth torso of the placid dolphin. It feels
just like a wet hotdog, he declared. And
then, in an instant it was performing
acrobatics in the air before gently gliding
towards us, preparing to plant a shy kiss
on our cheeks in return for a mouthful of mackerel.
For the children, this was the undoubted highlight
of a family fortnight in the Florida Keys, a place
as bewitching for its natural wonders as for its
all-American ones. Like a pearl necklace the Keys
are a string of more than 10,000 coral and limestone
islands, draped off Key Biscayne in a southwesterly
curve for more than 100 miles.
The islands are packed with ecological, cultural and
historical treasures and have a unique temperament
more akin to the laid-back Caribbean.
We may have been as far away from Floridas scary
roller coaster pursuits as its possible to get (my idea)
but my knees were trembling uncontrollably in the
warm water. Its one thing hurtling earthwards at
80 miles an hour in a steel cage but what on earth am
I doing stuck in the sea with a sharp-toothed dolphin?
In the end it was the giddy enthusiasm of Amy, 12,
and Joel, 10, that turned our day swimming with
dolphins into an absolute joy, and its one of the
principal reasons for making the three-hour drive
out of Miami to Duck Key and its wonderful resort,
Hawks Cay.
Its unlike most of the hotels you nd in Florida as
its quite luxurious. Guests can choose from elegant
rooms around the pools or upmarket villas, perfect
for those who prefer to self-cater.
The resort includes a marina, health spa,
freshwater swimming pool (and a separate one for
adults only), saltwater lagoon and private beach, the
aforementioned dolphin training centre and a variety
of restaurants and shops. There is a full slate of
childrens activities for ages ve to 12, nearby golf,
and opportunities to rent boats and other watercraft.
For us however it was the revamped Cliff Drysdale
tennis centre that was the real draw. The 10 tennis
courts cater for Federer wannabes and playful
families alike. Private lessons can be booked and
hotel guests of a similar standard can play together.
A plethora of good restaurants is just a short drive
away. The Hideaway Caf serves high-quality sh and
mammoth steaks. And at the delightfully quirky Keys
Fisheries, a market-cum-restaurant, you place your
order in a small booth, leave them the name of a
famous person and then sit and wait for David
Beckham to be called. Away from the dining table
theres plenty of deep-sea shing, turtle rescue homes
and even deer spotting.
T
HE FAR wilder side to The Keys does still
exist, especially in the southernmost city
of Key West. Youll nd a beguiling mix of
maverick spirit and Fifties glamour that
once so seduced the likes of Ernest
Hemingway and Tennessee Williams.
Palm trees line a neat and ordered grid of beautiful
wooden clapboard houses, with residents nimbly
rocking on chairs knowing full well that just around
the corner hordes of partygoers and cruise ship
revellers are indulging in the so-called Duval Crawl,
a pub crawl based around Duval Street.
The old town is an estate agents dream, possessing
the biggest collection of historic houses in America,
all beautifully painted with tropical gardens and
exquisite front porches. In the daytime there is more
rened culture to be had. Hemingways old mansion
has displays of his letters and his book collection.
A 90-minute trip around Key West aboard the Conch
Tour Train is something of an institution, with guides
Forget about the
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OUT OF THIS WORLD: Nick with Art and Aoife at the Kennedy Space Center
SEALED WITH A KISS: The highlight for Joel was making friends with a dolphin
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lling you in on the colourful history of the major sites
as the train rumbles along.
Night times are loud, wild and not terribly cultured.
Its a long-standing Key West tradition to toast
Hemingway at Sloppy Joes. If you like it rowdy, the
Bull & Whistle features the best of local musicians.
It was away from this garish mile-long temple of
indulgence that we found a Key West for families to
fall in love with. Seven Fish, for instance, is a tiny
neighbourhood dining room with a bohemian
atmosphere and a menu to relish with dishes such
as crab cake with ginger garlic sauce and gnocchi
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guide who plays classical music to entice dolphins to
perform acrobatics around her boat, before speeding
off through the Everglades for an adventure.
The Keys is a perplexing blend of contrasts.
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relaxed and classy if you know where to look.
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LETTERS
Write to: The Editor, Sunday Express,
Number 10 Lower Thames Street,
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Dream on, lanner
PLANNING ofcers must be living in
a dream world if they expect Kelly
Lynch to up sticks and become
homeless, just because they are not
willing to let her stay in the caravan
left to her by her grandmother, who
had permission to live there (Woman
ghts to stay in her caravan home,
November 4).
They emerge as hard-hearted and
oblivious to the fact that care worker
Ms Lynch is a human being.
If it does come to a prosecution, I
hope the courts throw the case out.
Let permission to live in the
caravan be passed on to this lady.
Barry Gowland,
Milton Keynes, Bucks
Stre on teacher
THERE are poor teachers, just as
there are poor builders, poor MPs and
dare I say it, poor journalists.
For every poor teacher, however,
there are 10 good ones, some being
driven into early retirement by the
stresses of the modern-day teaching
environment. So I take issue with
the Sunday Expresss opinion piece
criticising teachers (Teach whingers
a lesson, November 4).
We need to realise that education
has changed. Student and parent
attitudes towards teachers, together
with government policy, have got to
a point where teachers have lost
control in the classroom.
Parents should remember that
education starts at home, by teaching
their children to respect others and
preparing them for school.
Outside the classroom, paperwork
is out of control, with ministers and
managers convinced that completing
it is more important than teaching.
Ive even heard of one school forced
to close its doors to students on
Friday afternoons so staff can catch
up with paperwork.
M Blake,
Bromsgrove, Worcs
Hot tolc lor elderly
I READ with interest Chris Neills
article about his money pit of a
central heating system (Dont be
fooled by your old boilers dubious
advances, November 4).
I am a pensioner who paid
considerable taxes during his
working life.
For heating I use a 37-year-old
warm air unit that has seen better
days and warms only two downstairs
rooms. The three bedrooms and
bathroom have no heating.
I have considered installing central
heating but the cost is eye-wateringly
high. Even though I have disabilities,
my application for a grant to subsidise
central heating was rejected.
Considering the billions given to
the EU, in overseas aid and keeping
prisoners in warm, comfortable cells,
I feel this government has failed in its
duty to protect the elderly.
Trevor Rose,
Nottingham
e lalr to Heeltlne
I THINK Neil Hamilton was unduly
harsh on Lord Heseltine and his
blueprint for getting Britain working
again (Heseltines strategy for
growth needs pruning, November 4).
In doing so he placed too much
emphasis on the former Deputy
Prime Ministers love of all things
European (and believe me, I am no
lover of the EU).
Heseltine is in the enviable
situation of being able to challenge
received wisdom and put forward
original ideas about how government
and industry can be brought together.
He was right to point out that
ministers are arguing over nuclear
power and renewable energy when
they should be devising a sensible
energy policy so businesses have the
condence to invest.
We do face a national crisis,
something brought home to me quite
recently when it was suggested that,
having been made redundant, I start
my own business instead of looking
for another job. Jobs dont exist any
more, I was told by an ofcial adviser.
It was a wake-up call, one Ill have
to heed.
P Walsh,
Sunderland
Well done, 0eorge
WHAT a ne young person we have
in George Taylor who, at age 12, is
taking on the demanding task of
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RIGHT! All those who switched on their heaters this morning,
fall out. SUNDAY EXPRESS, NOVEMBER 6, 1966
SHOPS that sell edible Christmas
merchandise in festive packaging
bearing a best before date well
before December 25. I picked up a
packet of parsnips in a plastic bag
bedecked with images of Santa
Claus. What am I supposed to do?
Freeze them for the big day?
J Davies,
Beaumaris, Anglesey
FOLK still setting off reworks
and wholl probably do so until the
new year. I recall when reworks
were for November 5 only.
Dave Williams,
Cheltenham, Glos
PUB GOERS who stand at the bar
after service, leaving no space for
others to order drinks.
Ken Booth,
Lancaster
Victoria Cross winners buried in his
home county of Kent (Georges
tribute to VC heroes, November 4).
My great-uncle (not a VC holder)
was killed in the First World War,
during the rst few minutes of the
Battle of the Somme in 1916.
Could I emulate his bravery? Not
a chance!
Grandfather was rescued, badly
injured, from no mans land by
Captain Noel Godfrey Chavasse, one
of only three men to win the Victoria
Cross twice. I long to visit this brave
doctors military grave in Flanders
to lay owers in tribute.
To win the VC, there needs to be
a less than 10 per cent chance of
surviving the action.
Anyway, well done, George.
Philip Codd,
Manchester
Cameron` IS cheer
THE re-election of Barack Obama to
the White House is surely good news
for David Cameron.
Our leader may not ostensibly have
all that much politically in common
with the US President, but in sticking
with Obama the American voters sent
a message that dealing with the
consequences of the economic
collapse need not necessarily mean
an exit from power.
When our next election comes
round, the British people should take
a similar, pragmatic long-term view.
Rescuing the economy is one
almighty task and Cameron deserves
time to tackle the job properly.
J Quick,
Derby
Iarce ol |ungle MI
THE funniest thing about Tory MP
Nadine Dorries going into the jungle
for ITV1s dreadful Im A Celebrity...
show, quite apart from the absurdity
of an elected representative thinking
herself justied in taking so much
time out from her duties, was her
assertion that she was bringing
politics to the people.
If she expects us or her party to
swallow that, she has another insect
meal coming.
The Tories were quite right to
suspend her from the party. MPs
dont have much of a reputation to
defend these days, and this will only
see them plummeting further in the
publics esteem.
Brian Dixon,
Middlesbrough
0lve u good ort
WHATEVER happened to dignity in
the sporting world?
Time and time again we see
players and managers squabbling,
like children, with ofcials over
decisions, the latest example being
Manchester City boss Roberto
Mancini feeling his side was wrongly
denied a penalty against Ajax.
No referee will ever get everything
right, just as no manager and
certainly no player will go long
without making mistakes. How
refreshing it would be if errors were
accepted, with a resigned shrug, as
part of the game,
Only this summer we hailed
the success of the Olympics and
Paralympics. These events saw a
welcome return to the true values of
sporting endeavour.
Martin Blamire,
Coventry
Letter of the week
Don't punic we've
lost u comic legend
IN THE parts of England that will for ever be
Walmington-on-Sea, a light has dimmed with
the passing at 92 of Clive Dunn, who played
Lance Corporal Jack Jones to such memorable
effect in the classic BBC comedy Dads Army.
This affectionate look at quintessentially
English life and English it surely is, even with
the marvellous contribution of a Scot, John
Laurie, as Private Frazer is arguably the best
TV comedy of all.
Not everyone is aware that Clive was in his
forties when he took the Jones role, a testament
to his skills in portraying a doddery butcher.
Perhaps now, though, those fuzzy-wuzzies
can at last sleep soundly in their beds. Thanks
for the memories, Clive.
Graham Withnell,
Ipswich CLASSIC ROLE: Clive Dunn (right) played Jack Jones
78 SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012
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UST as most of the plant world has
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emerges the welcome appearance of
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family. These stalwarts of winter beauty are
impervious to falling temperatures, they
ower for months on end and are pleasantly
low maintenance.
The breeding of new Helleborus has made
speedy progress over the past 10 years,
with growers enhancing the spectrum of
colours and form of the owers to even
greater heights.
Recent introductions of note are plants
from the Ellen Helleborus family.
Yvonne Walker of Hayloft Plants says:
They are one of the most outstanding range
of Helleborus available on the market.
Dutch breeder Ellen Akerboom was only
a youngster when she experimented with
breeding Helleborus at her fathers
Aster nursery.
Her green-ngered expertise was so
successful that she eventually took over a
vast area of greenhouses that used to house
Asters, to produce the exciting collection of
single and double-owered Helleborus.
Today, as a young mother, she is still on a
quest to breed the rst orange Helleborus
and can be found with her two young
children collecting seeds and passing on the
secrets of successful plant breeding.
Ellens prociency in breeding is
exceptional, says nurserywoman Yvonne
Walker. All the plants that Ellen has put
into commercial production are
long-owering, disease-free and, apart
from providing magnicent garden plants,
make excellent cut owers for the home.
The Ellen Helleborus plants belong to the
H. Orientalis family, often referred to as
Lenten Rose.
These clump-forming plants have glossy
thick leaves and large, cup-shaped blooms
in hues of pink, purple, red and white.
They tolerate most soil types but will
reward you with more owers if planted
in a semi-shaded position in moist,
well-drained soil.
The Double Ellen White and Double
Ellen Pink Helleborus, standing a good foot
high, both have irresistible frilly petals with
a delicate smattering of maroon freckles.
The crimson pink petals of Double Ellen
Red frame a mass of contrasting cream
stamens and are a splendid foil against the
rich green foliage.
Earlier owering Helleborus includes
Helleborus niger Praecox, which may give
you a vase of blooms for Christmas. It is
more reliable than the traditional Christmas
rose, Helleborus niger, which frequently fails
to bloom until January.
Pure crisp white, ve-petalled single
owers are carried on stout upright stems
with a boss of yellow stamens in front of a
lime green centre. The bright white owers
bring to life dark corners of the garden and
unlike many Helleborus do not bow their
heads but stand to attention.
All Helleborus benet from having their
leaves removed as the ower buds begin
their journey skywards.
Remove leaves with black spots but do not
dispose of them on the compost heap. Mulch
in autumn, they are partial to mushroom
compost but do not cover the crown. Ensure
they do not dry out during a hot summer.
To see the full range of Ellens Helleborus
visit hayloft-plants.co.uk
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while also
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Helleborus owers will add beauty in the dark, cold days ahead with
new varieties and colours emerging all the time, says LOUISE MIDGLEY
Helleborus bring a magical touch to the garden
during the winter whilst most other plants slumber.
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Roberts is on holiday with his
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their two young children. They
are staying on a caravan park in
Lyme Regis and while it is a
much-needed rest, Martin is hardly what you
would call laid-back.
Homes Under The Hammer, which he
co-presents with Lucy Alexander, rst aired
nearly 10 years ago. It is on every 25 minutes,
no, make that once a day, and Martin has
done all 850 shows.
You know, we were watching the big
screen by the pool here and it came on and
the kids shouted: Look its Daddy!
People do seem to love it. We always have
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two million viewers watching daytime TV.
Im proud of it.
Martin, who has been compared to the
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children, three and ve. He has that TV
presenters ability to be boundlessly
enthusiastic at any time of the day or night.
So when I challenge him by saying the
show is not a great success because, as he
admits, only a tiny percentage of people do
actually buy properties at auction he yelps
in protest before launching straight into
saying: Daniel Craig is a huge fan of Homes
Under The Hammer.
When he was working on Skyfall one of
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room and found him watching the show so
she offered to nd him something else. He
said: No, leave it. I really like it.
Briey pausing to wonder what the
fascination is for superstar Daniel Craig,
I ask Martin if rst timers without 007s
resources should buy property at auction.
We are always being told it is not the place
for amateurs but there has been a marked
increase in young people entering this world.
I would recommend it, he says. Young
buyers are struggling so it helps them save
money and they also have the time and
energy to do up a place and build in some
value. They can then start a property ladder
for themselves. Property investment is not
just for high-iers.
Perhaps the high-iers would prefer to
keep secret the fact that auction properties
are sold at a discount, usually between
10 and 20 per cent on comparable homes sold
by normal methods. So for a beginner,
buying at auction makes sense.
You can nd out the essentials from
Martins website, martinroberts.co.uk and
by watching his shows but all the advice in
the world will not prepare you for that rst
high-octane experience of spending 100,000
or more in the shortest possible time.
Everybody gets the shakes.
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who is able to stop you going above your
price, or fainting, whichever comes rst.
Bidding by phone is another option but this
leaves you open to paying more because you
will have to lodge a 10 per cent deposit in
advance and this means that the auctioneer
knows what your budget is. I am not a fan of
phone bids, says Martin. If the auctioneer
knows you have 200,000 to spend they could,
in theory, go up to that.
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for sellers, is disconcerting to the buyer. You
have very little time to prepare, often fewer
than 10 weeks, to persuade a lender to fund
you, research everything, instruct a lawyer,
value the property and any potential work it
may require.
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a director of Webbers Fine & Country, which
conducts sales. The buyer needs to have
everything in place by the auction date:
surveys, funding, answers to pre-contract
inquiries. If theirs is the winning bid they
will be entering into a binding contract on
the fall of the hammer with traditionally
10 per cent deposit payable on the day and
the balance due 28 days later. There is no
option to change their mind after the
hammer falls.
A default at this stage can result in legal
proceedings. Even if the property is
re-entered in auction it may make less and
the seller will chase the defaulter for the
difference. A lot of dodgy properties come up
in the sale room but there are many genuine
sales too. These may be probate sales where
TVs Martin Roberts tells
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TURN TO PAGE 83
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Jules Hudson, presenting the
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punishing TV schedule that rarely
allows him to enjoy the place.
Jules found the cottage in its
un-modernised state while lming in
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of Aberystwyth, in the Nineties. He
set about converting it to create a
rural home that would retain all the
original features and yet provide a
contemporary home, incorporating
all the original agstone quarry
tiles, ancient beams, exposed stone
walls but adding some new sash-
style windows to keep out the chill
of a Welsh winter.
When I bought Morfa Isaf I was
27 and keen to take on an historic
project. That is exactly what I got, in
more ways than one, says Jules.
It is without doubt a genuine
labour of love. The physical rebuild
was hugely rewarding and once
nished that led on to the acre or so
of garden, which has been a real joy
and developed a lifelong obsession
for garden design.
Parting with it has been a
difcult decision to reach but life
moves on and Im relishing the
challenges of taking on yet another
project.
I just hope that whoever does
eventually buy my orginal escape
will continue the aim of bringing
new life to a wonderful old property,
which I have been very fortunate to
have known, along with the
community that goes with it.
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It is set in well-stocked gardens
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workshop. Planning consent for
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W
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about how the best way to sell
your house is to put on the
coffee and bake a loaf of bread.
Well, its rubbish. The best way
to sell a house is to price it
realistically. Bread, coffee, candles and other
smells will merely make people wonder if you
are hiding dry rot.
Talking about rot, this is the sort of thing that
comes out at every dinner party now that it is no
longer possible to discuss the price of property, it
having dropped everywhere. Myths about
extensions adding 40,000 to the value of your
home or solar panels paying out more than a
pension plan are the sort of thing we estate
agents have to endure. You need the patience of
Job (whoever he was) to listen to it.
Doctors get annoyed by people who want to
discuss their ailments at parties but at least they
do not (normally) claim medical understanding,
whereas everyone is an armchair expert when it
comes to property. One of my pet hates is the
line: If my house were in Park Lane it would be
worth about 10million, blah, blah, blah.
No it would not. Your house is a post-war semi
and there are no post-war semis in Park Lane.
Anyway, your house is not even in London, it is in
a backwater of Surrey. Wake up and smell the
coffee!
Second on my list of annoying remarks is:
According to Zoopla, a house up the road
exactly like mine sold for 675,000. Have they
looked around the one up the road? Its got a
huge kitchen extension, beautiful landscaped
garden and oak oors. Theirs has a rundown
galley, tired carpets and a broken water feature
bought, by the look of it, at Texas Homecare
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Some vendors think it is a good idea to follow
the agent and potential buyer around, pointing
out the propertys good points. Do not do this.
You will actually make rooms look smaller and
get on everyones nerves into the bargain.
I remember a woman who had a house in
Norfolk with one large room. As she entered, she
gasped: Oh, look how big this room is, and,
getting hold of the buyers arm, proceeded to
inch along the oor, going backwards and
sideways to prolong the embarrassing interval.
It merely highlighted the fact that all the other
rooms were absolutely pokey.
Last week I had to dissuade a vendor from
putting music on to disguise trafc noise.
It would hit the viewer as soon as they walked
outside anyway. The same seller had to be
talked out of offering the viewer a glass of wine.
Its a buyer, dear, not a date. Save that for later,
if there is a later.
Sellers notice everything, in my experience.
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and cobwebs that you have not bothered to do
something about. So replace the bulbs, buy a
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Then, if possible, clear off and leave the rest to
the experts.
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of coffee, bread and candles
will not help you sell your house
a family wants a quick dispersal of an estate or they
may be straightforward private sales where the
seller wants a quick outcome.
Bargains can also be found when a house comes
up for auction in the wrong area for some reason
and there is no local interest in it.
Martin cites the case of a couple from Derbyshire
who were emigrating. They had spent weeks
messing around with two failed sales and so went
to auction and took 20,000 less for their house just
so that they could get on with their lives.
Repossessed properties are often sold at large
discounts with some building societies doing the
bare essential to get their money back.
Some properties are dumped by mortgage
companies and not given the marketing they
deserve, says Martin. It is unfortunate but for
buyers there are some incredible bargains.
However, they should beware of ex-council
properties where they may be responsible for the
legal fees of the seller.
Martins main warning is not about dodgy
property but dodgy catalogues. Do not trust
them, he says bluntly.
If there is an error there is always a disclaimer.
Guide prices are also often misleading. Do not pay
any attention to them.
The Essential Information Group reports that
19,000 residential properties were sold at auction
in 2011-12. Visit eigroup.co.uk to nd your nearest
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FROM PAGE 80
CHARACTER: Dinton Folly is a Grade II-listed castle ruin in just over half an acre
of grounds in the Aylesbury Vale. The Folly, also known as Dinton Castle, was
built in 1769 by Sir John Vanhattem, who owned Dinton Hall. Octagonal in shape
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EW CARS have changed the sales gures
and fortunes of their manufacturer like the
Bentley Continental GT. After years building
small numbers of aristocratic limousines, the
Crewe rm unveiled its more affordable 2+2
coup a decade ago. Some 26,000 sales later
youre as likely to connect the brand with this more
rakish proposition (and the footballers and pop-culture
celebrities it has become associated with) as you are
with those stately saloons.
Given those gures, it is no great surprise that the
rm has launched a Speed version of the latest GT
which debuted last year. There was a Speed version of
the previous GT and it soon took the lions share of
sales, even if with the recently introduced V8-powered
baby of the range, it now has greater internal
competition for that title. Bentley claims the Speed is
the sports car of the GT range, without
spoiling its grand touring genes,
a bold statement given the
disparate nature of those
qualities.
You will certainly struggle
to tell a Speed apart from
the regular W12 (which
continues in production)
when viewed from the
outside. New wheels, dark
mesh in the grille
apertures and ried
exhausts is about it for
visual enhancement.
To help it achieve those
optimistic goals the Speed
features 616bhp courtesy of its
twin-turbo, 6.0-litre, 12-cylinder
engine (up from 567bhp in the standard
car), with the kind of low down pulling power that could
shake Blenheim Palace from its foundations. It may
weigh a colossal 2.3 tons but with so much raw power
under the bonnet the Speed can rip from 0 to 60mph in
4.0 seconds, 100mph in only 9 seconds and blast its way
to a top speed of 205mph.
This engine is now connected to an eight-speed
automatic gearbox, which goes a long way to enabling
Bentley to boast of a 12 per cent improvement in fuel
economy. Still, lets not get carried away: the Speed has
an average fuel economy of only 19.5mpg and youll
have to drive it in a most saintly fashion to equal that:
mid teens is more likely.
Driving the Speed quickly exposes its true nature:
this is a battering ram of a car, not an expertly wielded
crossbow. For all the Bentleys sporting menace, a
well-driven hot hatch would leave it trailing on a tight,
twisting road. The Speed is simply too heavy, and
ultimately would exit the road nose rst in the direction
of the nearest scenery.
Having said that, the sportier chassis set up and
revised steering (well-weighted and accurate) inspire
plenty of condence and on a more open road the
Speed can be hustled along with an enthusiasm that
belies it sheer size. When the road ahead becomes
straight you can unleash hell from that huge engine
and after the briefest of pauses, like the car taking
breath, the inertia is overcome and it rampages up the
road in a manner that never fails to surprise.
The GT Speed knows what it is all about, an easy
condence born from knowing that it has no real rival.
Think about it: what other car can reach 205mph, carry
two rear-seat passengers of a reasonable size, deploy
more than 600 horsepower in all weathers thanks to
four-wheel drive, boast a hand-made interior among the
very best in the world and cost 150,000?
It is the Speeds interior that will seal the deal for
many Bentley buyers. Its trimmed to Mulliner
specication as standard (diamond quilted, perforated,
leather seats and side panels and a leather headlining)
but there is little to stand out from the standard GT.
Nor does there need to be. From its chrome, organ stop
air vent controls to its engine-turned aluminium
dashboard and ne veneers, the Continentals cockpit
is as seductive as a small space on the move with four
chairs can be.
Neither is the Speed all old tech wood and leather:
with the latest version of the 8in colour infotainment
system, you can hook up your smart phone and even
save your favourite restaurant in the navigation
system.
All of which means the GT Speed is an immensely
likeable machine. It doesnt really feel like a true sports
car and objectively it is hard to build a case for it over
the lighter, cleaner, nimbler GT V8 but if youre looking
for the ultimate sports Bentley and you have no ethical
or nancial issues with becoming a very good
customer of your local garage, you will certainly not be
disappointed here.
LOGBOOK
LOWDOWN
Model: Bentley
Continental GT Speed
Price: 151,000
Engine: Petrol - 6.0-litre,
twin-turbo W12
Power: 0 to 60mph in 4.0 seconds,
205mph top speed
Average fuel economy: 19.5mpg
C02
emissions range: 338g/km
Insurance group: 20
Rivals: Aston Martin DB9, Ferrari
FF, Mercedes Benz CL AMG
Rating: 8/10
86 SUNDAY EXPRESS November 11, 2012
SUNDAY AFTERNOON: BIRDMAN
Pictures worth a thousand birds
Chargrilled veggie and feta
salad with new potatoes
INSPIRATION: Warrens new book is a tour de force
M
ICHAEL Warrens revelry
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played a vital part in my own
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-breasted chat, golden-winged
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After designing a set of British
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He visited each state in the
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Halfbreed Lake.
He travelled alone and with
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sketchbooks. As he explains:
We endured the most vivid
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in moments.
Much of what I saw is in this
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different states, the environment
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found from sea to shining sea.
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experiencing this amazing
continent and its wildlife.
Enjoy them yourself, too, by
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LIDL RECIPES A treat for your taste buds
Giles cartoon
answer
October 28
INGREDIENTS
Serves 4
1 aubergine, sliced
lengthways, salted and
allowed to drain
2 medium courgettes,
each sliced lengthways
into four
1 red pepper, halved,
seeded and cut into four
strips
6 tablespoons olive oil
Salt and freshly ground
black pepper
250g (9oz) new potatoes
2 tablespoons chopped
fresh basil or coriander
Finely grated zest and
juice of one lemon
200g (7oz) feta-style
salad cheese
METHOD
Heat a ridged grill pan
until hot, toss vegetables
(except potatoes) in
3 tablespoons of olive oil
to coat them and add to
grill pan in batches.
Chargrill for about
5 minutes on each side
until each strip has
griddle marks on it and is
nice and tender. Remove
from pan, season with salt
and pepper, and set aside.
Cook potatoes until
tender, then drain and cut
into large chunks.
Dice the chargrilled
vegetables and toss with
the potatoes, chopped
basil or coriander, the
remaining 3 tablespoons
of olive oil, lemon zest and
juice to taste, and season.
Finally, sprinkle the feta
cheese over the top, toss
lightly and serve while
still warm.
This classy-looking
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! 1Uc50 kkJI5kN (23) (f) b ||||sor 4 lllc .................................J 8e||emy !!2
2 14544| 0hI0kLMIX (!6) |rs | S|] c ll8 ......... M|ss 8 kadrews(3) !!4
3 5/90|4 8k5IL fkRLJY (!9) (J,5) ||e ll5 ..............Mr k der(3) !!!
4 |||45c 0kkk Nk0Y (35) | O'br|er 8 l08
Mr 0 P 5hoemer|(5) !!2
5 ?0c1/cc 8Lk0k5J0N V0k5 (9) S|oW c l05 ......... Mr 0 0eraer(3) !!3
J0N00 5JkkP: Nos. !, 4.
forecest: 4 Art|sor, 1 bos|| |oW|t], ?c or| |rer], 5 C||c||er|i, c b|oc|store
Veos.
20!!: Pr|ace 0f 0ea|e| 1!!!2, Mr 0 Murphy(3) !4! (Mrs k Murphy), 9 rea.
CLOCKWISE DOUBLE
GALLOPS GOSSIP
Lk0Y RILLk (2.00 ffos Les) ead
0hI0kLMIX (3.50 Mer|et kesea)
0otswo|ds: hI0h h0 5hkIff (l.c5 |fos |os)
Re|es: 8kkkkkILL (l.40 |or|et koser)
Lemboura: 0LJ05 (c.10 |fos |os)
Rest: 8k5IL fkRLJY (1.50 |or|et koser)
12.55
RYVkLLY0M0LIJI0N.00.0k N0VI05' h0k0L
3,249 (0|ess 4) 2m (9 dec|ered)
!0! L/50| k0kJkkk0 (4!) | W||||ors 5 l0lc ..................... 0oaor k|a(!0) ~
!02 !!c5 kJ fI5hk5 0k055 (!99) (0&0) ||ss k Curt|s 5 l0lc... k P Mc0oy !2!
!03 46! 00PPk 8Ik0h (23!) | W||||ors 4 l0lc ..................k Rede(3) ~
!04 11c111 kkJh JkM0k (!55) ! Vou|or c l0lc ................. k Johasoa !!2
!05 !?0 LY05JP P0INJ (!9) kees 5 l0lc .......................... J M 0ev|es ~
!06 344 Mk5Jk 8NJkMIN (!4) J Scott 5 l0lc ................ N 5cho|f|e|d !02
!01 4!35 MY Lk0 Pk0Y (3!) (0) |rs Horer 4 l0lc ...... k 0oa|oa(5) +85
!08 6 0kI55kN JIM (20) ! Vou|or 5 l0lc ................. Mr 8 0|bbs(1) ~
!09 09 Rh0 kM I (3!) |rs Horer c l0lc ....................0 0evereux(3) ~
J0N00 5JkkP: No. 4. 50fJ/hkVY RINNk5: Nos. 2.
forecest: lc At ||s|ers Cross, ?c |ort| !reror, 8 |oster berjor|r, l4 Coer
b|rc|, c0 Or|ssor J|r, |] |o1 |erc], 11 A1ojoro1, cc |]1ste |o|rt, W|o Ar l.
20!!: Pec|hemecho 5!0!2, k P Mc0oy !58 (M|ss k 0urt|s), !0 rea.
1.25
00NkkVN RIN00R5 N0VI05' h0k0L
3,249 (4) 3m (9)
20! 54!3lc 80Yfk0MN0Rhk (29) (0) ||ss k Curt|s 5 ll5 ... k P Mc0oy !29
202 93l 0N0L JIMMY (36) | Ho||s 5 ll5 ............................. k Johasoa !08
203 P02 LM hkLL (246) ! Vou|or 5 l0lc ............................ k 0o|emea ~
204 P5!! hI0h h0 5hkIff (2!6) (0,5) ! k Ceore c l0lc .P 8reaaea ~
205 L23 M0M8L5 8kY (10) | boWer c l0lc .................0 0evereux(3) ~
206 6!!1U5 5Ik 8Nfk0 (!9) W Co|1sWort|] c l0lc ......... Mr M 8erber(1) ~
201 24 5JkN0IN0 0VkJI0N (!81) ||e 5 l0lc ................J J Murphy ~
208 4055c4 VI0J0k 0h0 (26) | |vors c l0lc ..............................0 0'keea !!8
209 P| J0'5 0k00hJk (!5) burc|e|| 4 l05 ..........................0 fehy ~
8LINkk5: No. 6. 50fJ/hkVY RINNk5: Nos. 6, 2.
forecest: l18 bo]frorroW|ere, ll4 Urc|e J|rr], c V|ctor |c|o, 8 Stor1|r
Ovot|or, l0 H|| Ho S|er|ff, lc |ur||es bo], l4 ||r Ho||, c5 Ot|ers.
20!!: M|ss ke||fe 4!05, J Moore 5! (P 8owea), !3 rea.
2.00
kR8 0f P0 hkN0I0kP 0hk5
3,899 (4) 2m (6)
30! 1lc|cl kNkY J0k0 (4) (0) N HoW|e lcl(ei) ........... M 0u|a|ea(3) !03
302 4cc5|| kIMINI (234) (0) kees lllc ............................. Mr 8 0|bbs(1) !08
303 ll|1|c RhkJ5hkLLR00 (!0) (0) ! Vou|or ll8 ......... k Johasoa !01
30454620 hkZYMM (!1) (0) | S|eor1 ? ll .............................. 0 Poste !06
305 |cl41| Lk0Y RILLk (20) (0) | C|||or1 5 ll4 ...................... J Phe|ea !!3
306 |c554c 80N0MkN (2) | W||||ors ? l08 .......................... 0oaor k|a(!0) !!0
J0N00 5JkkP: Nos. !, 2, 4, 5. 50fJ/hkVY RINNk5: Nos. !, 6, 5, 2, 3.
forecest: l18 Aro] !ure, c W|ots|o||We1o, 4 bororor, c |o1] W|||o, k|r|r|,
lc Hoe]rr.
20!!: No correspoad|a rece.
2.30
8kJhRI0k JYk5 80INNk5' 0hk5
1,!48 (3) 2m 3f !!0yds (!3)
40! 441l4 k0hIM0Jk (233) (0) | S|eor1 c llc ......................... 0 Poste ~
402 l1|/c08 0LJ05 (201) (5) N Her1ersor 5 llc.................. k P Mc0oy !2!
403 545|l5 0IJY Pk55 (!2) (0) W Creotrei c llc ................R hutch|asoa ~
404 645c1/4 0kY MI55IL (!4) J Scott llc.............................. N 5cho|f|e|d ~
405 4/|U5l1 h0Rkk0'5 L0k0Y (!82) (0) ||ss V W||||ors c llc ..k 0o|emea ~
4061/|l51| J0MP5 k0k0 (246) (0) C !|or1 5 llc......................J J|zzerd ~
401 c/1ll5 M00NJkIN005 (221) (0&0) k |ee llc ............ J 5cudemore ~
408 |1l11c 050kk 0kVY (36) | Ho||s c llc................................ k Johasoa ~
409 cc5cc0 k800k5 0h0I0 (!8) burc|e|| ? llc .........................0 fehy !!6
4!0 1l4|l RIN05 0f 5M0k (!9) (0) ! Vou|or llc ..........M 8yrae(5) ~
4!! l4ccc4 0kRN PkY0 (202) | boWer 8 l0? ......................0 0'keea ~
4!2 l1c4/| 5kINJLY Lk0Y (!16) | boWer l0? .................0 0evereux(3) ~
4!3 141c5 Jk0kI5 50LIJkIk (232) A Hore]|o|| 4 l00 ..... k 0reea(3) ~
J0N00 5JkkP: Nos. 3, !0 0hk PI05: No. !2.
50fJ/hkVY RINNk5: Nos. !, 2, 6, 1, 9, !2.
forecest: c Joc||es So||to|re, 4 Oscor ov], 5 Ce|tus, |ourto|rous, 8 W|rs Of
Sro|e, l0 Jurs koo1, HoWor1's |eoc], lc Ac||roto, c0 Ot|ers.
20!!: No correspoad|a rece.
3.05
0k05VN0k 0k5IN0 5RkN5k hkN0I0kP h0k0L
5,848 (3) 3m (!0)
50! l1|0|| L 8k0 8kI (8) (0) k |ee ? lllc ..................................... 0 Poste !28
502 4lc1cl RkN0 MILLI0NkIk (!4) (0) ||e 5 lll0 ... J 5cudemore !32
503 1b/lcl5 5I8kIkN JI0k (44) (0) | W||||ors ll ............k Rede(3) !32
504 clcclc RkYRkk0 0LkN0 (23) (J) J|r best 4 ll .......... k P Mc0oy !29
505 00?lll VLkJ0k (233) (0) A Hore]|o|| 5 ll5 .kechee| 0reea(3) !35
506 |045c5 5J0R (268) (0) ||ss k Curt|s ll0 .................... P 0orbett(!0) !32
501 9/?l581 RhkJ k 5kY (!9) J Scott l0lc ............................ N 5cho|f|e|d !30
508 |?|1l| JN8Y JRL (!5) W Co|1sWort|] l0lc ............... k Johasoa !28
509 !4/c1c| VkLLY Lk0 (43) (0) | |vors c l0?......................... k 0o|emea !3!
5!0 l5/3|14 00k50 PkLLk0I0 (20) (0) | boWer l0 l04 ...0 0evereux(3) !30
VI50k: No. 4 J0N00 5JkkP: No. !0 0hk PI05: Nos. !, !0.
50fJ/hkVY RINNk5: Nos. !, 6, 8, 9, 1.
forecest: 5c Wee|er1 |||||oro|r, 4 Ve|otor, 5 W|ot |r So], c Wo]Wor1 C|orce,
l0 StoW, !er|] JeWe|, l4 Corso |o||o1|o, lc Vo||e] |o1, |e beou bo|, c0 S||er|or !|er.
20!!: froat|er 0eacer 1!!6, 0 8ess(3) 1! (Mrs L h|||), !0 rea.
3.40
0Y5Jk P00L5 kN0 Jk00ZZI kk0LkN h0kP 0hk5
3,899 (4) 3m (1)
60! ||5c|| fI5h00J0fRkJk (6) (0) ||ss k Curt|s 8 lllc ..... k P Mc0oy !!1
602 |0c|/c 00kLVIk0 (3!) ! Vou|or 8 lllc .......................... k Johasoa !!8
603 1ll|| 0kPJkIN 50kkLJJ (28) (0) J |||rt c ll .....................0 fehy ~
604 5/l|5| 800N05 kN0 LkP5 (234) (0) | Scu1orore ll4 ... J 5cudemore !!3
605c/141 N0M8k0k0N0hk (28) | |vors c l0l1 ................ k 0o|emea !!5
606 514|c Lk0Y kkkIN0k (!0) |uc] Jores l0l1.......................... 0 Poste !!6
601 |11c4| J0kNkNJ (!3) | W||||ors c l0l0 ...............................k Rede(3) ~
0hk PI05: No. 3. 50fJ/hkVY RINNk5: Nos. 3, !, 2.
forecest: ll4 ||s|outofWoter, c |o1] Kor|ro, 5 !orrort, Ouo|v|ro, c bour1s Ar1
|eos, 8 Nur|ercrurc|er, l4 Coto|r Scor|ett.
20!!: V|ctory 0uaaer !3!!9, Je|e 0reeae||(5) !0! (k Lee), !0 rea.
4.10
RkLJk5 0k 'J0NI0k' 5JkN0kk0 0PN Nh fLkJ 3Y0
!,154 (6) !m 6f (6)
! 0k5JL 8k0h ||ss k Curt|s l0lc .............................. k P Mc0oy ~
2 J0hN kL | |vors l0lc ............................................... k 0o|emea ~
3 I0 Jk5 b ||||ror l05 ....................................... Mr P M|||mea(1) ~
4 Lk0Y L0Jkk J |||rt l05 ................................................ J f||at(1) ~
5 N0k5 8kk0 broce l05 ...................................0 0evereux(3) ~
6 PkIN055 kNNk8LL b ||||ror l05 ................... N 5cho|f|e|d ~
forecest: 45 Cost|e beoc|, 5c Jo|r kee|, l0 Nurse broce, lc |o1] |ectro, l4
|r|rcess Arro|e||e, c0 lce !res.
20!!: My Iaher|teace !0!2, P 8reaaea !32 (J k 0eore), 1 rea.
IT was an end of term report of rsts
when the curtain came down on the
nal day of the Flat season at
Doncaster yesterday.
Richard Hughes became champion
jockey for the rst time, John Gosden
topped the trainers table for the rst
time and Amy Ryan was the rst girl to
be the outright winner of the
apprentice championship.
With no disrespect to Hughess
outstanding talent, taking the title
appeared beyond his grasp.
The Irishman had a habit of blowing
it through a succession of lengthy
bans. This was again the case at the
start of the season when he was
suspended for a month.
By contrast, there is nothing
reckless about Gosdens approach to
the game.
Five winners at Royal Ascot, with
Nathaniel as the stables ag bearer,
sealed the outcome for one of the
sharpest brains in the training
profession.
Ryans achievement should not be
clouded by the fact that her father
Kevin is a successful trainer.
But the season was all about two
remarkable racehorses the unbeaten
pair Frankel and Black Caviar the
ace from Australia.
It is universally agreed that Frankel
was best that anyone had ever seen.
Unfortunately the pair never met on
the racecourse but they are expected
to get it together at stud.
Surely, a match made in heaven.
For sheer swagger and punch
nothing bettered Frankel when ripping
his rivals apart in the Juddmonte
Stakes at York in August.
As for drama, Black Caviars last
gasp for victory, when her rider Luke
Nolen stopped riding before the
winning post at Royal Ascot, was a
roller coaster never to be forgotten.
RACING By Chris Goulding
FIrst tIm6
chamI6ns
FAMILY: Richard Hughes and son Harvey
U|trosor|c (l) c, Just|reo (c0l) 1, S|r|us
|rosect (?c ) 4. l? ror. (S C W||||ors, 4l fov
Joc| eiter).
3.45~JkkJIfLJJ (| Nortor, l0l) l,
Joc|'s kevere (lcl) c, Cr|ssor (11l) 1,
kor|rs|| (c5l) 4. c0 ror. (| |c|o|or, 5l fov
We|| |o|rte1). Norrurrers. Co|1 C|t], |ors|eur
C|evo||er.
Jec|pot: Not woa. P|ecepot: !11.60.
kL50: 0ood to soft
!2.25~Mk00I0 (J keve|e], 1l cr1 fov) l,
Creer ||o (?4 fov) c, bo A|or (11l) 1. l1
ror. (| Cr|ff|r (lk|) ). Norrurrer. ko|1o|]te
e |o1o||o.
!.00~JRI0 L00kY (k |or|o, l18 jt fov) l,
bo||]|or|s (l18 jt fov) c, 4 ror. (|rs S Sr|t|).
Norrurrer. S|oo| bo] reorer.
!.30~500Jh LIN5Jk (J beW|e], 4l cr1
fov) l, W|ot A Stee| (ccl) c, N||t lr |||or (5l)
1. 8 ror. (C beW|e], ?4 fov |||oro |o|c). Nor
rurrers. HoW|ee, S||ri.
2.05~kN00kkkk 8k0 (|uc] A|eior1er,
5c cr1 fov) l, b|er|e|r broo| (4l) c,
|oc|oror (l58 fov) 1. ror. (C C|or|tor). Nor
rurrer. ke|oi.
2.40~I0kkkh (| !reo1We||, lll) l, K|rs
Cre] (5c cr1 fov) c, e bo|tror (c0l) 1. c ror.
(||ss V W||||ors, cl fov Stoecooc| |eor|).
3.!5~kNNk'5 kk0h(| ov|s, 5l) l, V|ttoc||
(l) c, Cost|e|oWr (1l fov) 1. 8 ror. (C
SW|r|or|). Norrurrer. Oscor Stor|e].
3.50~5RIfJ kkk0R(H broo|e, cl) l, Sou|
|o|c (c0l) c, |r|rce !or (ccl) 1. ? ror. (
|cCo|r, ?4 fov |re11|e broWr).
P|ecepot: 204.!0. 0uedpot: 33.40.
5kN00RN: 0ood to soft
!2.45~LkMP5 (! Corror, 8l) l, Co||oi
br|1e (c0l) c, !|e Coo1 Cu] (40l) 1, ||||ert
(8l) 4. l ror. (| b|o|e, c fov |oi|r|1e).
!.20~0VkJ0kN (J |ou|re, 1l0 fov) l,
!|or|s |or Cor|r (llc cr1 fov) c, |o||s|] (8l)
1. 4 ror. ( |cCo|r).
!.50~f8 JhIkJYfIk5J (| Co|1ste|r, 4l) l,
S|r |re1|ot (lcl) c, A||or (c cr1 fov) 1. ll ror.
(||ss S West, ll4 fov ko]o1our). Norrurrer.
o||or b|||.
2.25~k08 00NJI (! J O'br|er, c jt cr1
fov) l, |eoc|e] |orert (cl) c, |ou| Co| (llc)
1. c ror. (| Ho||s, 1l fov N|ceorefror||e). Nor
rurrer. !o Srort.
3.00~0NkkL JIN0 (| Ase||, 5c fov) l,
Vo||1 keosor (4l cr1 fov) c, or| Ar1 orerous
(lcl) 1. lc ror. (|rs | Wo1|or).
3.35~JIM f0k 5PkIN0 (A | |cCo], ll4
fov) l, lrer|o| C|rcus (5l) c, berr]s ||st (cl) 1.
lc ror. (C |ors1or).
4.05~RY0hR0005 8k00k (J |ou|re, l)
l, kort|or|ore (c0l) c, |e keve (?c) 1. l0 ror.
(C |c||ersor, 4 fov \our !eee Or ||re).
P|ecepot: 19.00. 0uedpot: 9.90.
RIN0kNJ0N: 0ood to soft
!2.35~kIN05 Lk0 (J !|or1, 5l cr1 fov) l,
|r |o|e (c fov) c, Jojo|eor (8l) 1. l4 ror. (C
!|or1).
!.!0~fkIkY kkJh (O'keor, 5l jt cr1 fov)
l, Herr] Sor (5l jt cr1 fov) c, Sur |off (lcl) 1.
l0 ror. (N C|ffor1, 1l fov C|osers C|orce).
!.40~MI55 MIL80kN (H S|e|tor, l1c) l,
|r|ro |orto (lcl) c, !erest k|ver (llc) 1. l0
ror. (J SroW1er, 4l fov !orte S|ss|).
2.!5~h008L0N 05 08k0X (A Co|eror,
?l) l, |ouroc| (4 fov) c, Court lr |ot|or (c
jt cr1 fov) 1. 8 ror. (||ss V W||||ors).
2.50~ZkkkkN0kk ( Joco|, l01) l,
|rosect We||s (cl fov) c, bo|1er Succes (1l
cr1 fov) 1. ror. (| N|c|o||s).
3.25~Jh Pk0kk0 (! J |ur|], 5l co
cr1 fov) l, ||c|e| |e bor (4l fov) c, West |r1
koc|er (c5l) 1. lc ror. ( ||e). Norrurrer.
A|r|o]|e.
4.00~f000Y'5 RkLL (k Wo|s|, ?c) l,
Co1's OWr (c jt cr1 fov) c, |or|so|1 (ccl) 1.
lc ror. (| N|c|o||s, ll4 fov !|e Stout lto||or).
P|ecepot: 48.!0. 0uedpot: 22.40.
0r0s can sh6W hIs F6W6r
GRANDS CRUS, a leading contender for this
seasons Cheltenham Gold, can show he is a class
act by taking next Saturdays Paddy Power Gold
Cup at Cheltenham, writes Chris Goulding.
The David Pipe-trained grey was one of the best
novice chasers last season and can prove too
strong for the much-fancied Hunt Ball.
Pipe showed that his team is in top form when
The Package took yesterdays Badger Beer Chase
at Wincanton. Paul Nicholls dominated the Elite
Hurdle when Zarkandar, Daryl Jacob, proved too
strong for his stable companion Prospect Wells,
the mount of stable jockey Ruby Walsh.
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