The music was so loud... The other day I went to a concert.

It was a big concert with a lot of skinny hairy people. The music was loud. It was so loud... ...The speakers danced to the music. ...A high pressure zone formed over the town, pushing a weather system away. ...Aerosmith complained. ...Three cities over a mother begged her son to turn down his radio. ...The son's radio wasn't on. ...All the audience heard was a dull ringing. ...You could see the sound waves. ...The singer's vocal chords were rubbed smooth. ... o one noticed the difference. ...!hirley got hyphy. ...Anchorage, Alaska registered a magnitude ".# earth$uake. ...There wasn't an unbroken glass or lens in the town. ...%ono, &eorge 'looney and Angelina (olie began a charitable campaign to curb global sound pollution. ...Al &ore made a documentary e)plaining that the rhythm of the music was making the ice caps melt faster. ...*e also announced his candidacy for the +residency. ... o one heard him. ,rom ,unny 'lass otes, by Travis, -yan and !am. ,riday, /arch 01, 1002 http344funnyclassnotes.blogspot.com410024054music6was6so6loud.html

It was so windy... It was breezy today, wasn't it7 %oy, the howling wind sure got my attention. *ow windy was it7 It was so windy... ...the dog finally caught his tail. ...we turned off the indoor fans. ...birds flew backwards. ...Travis didn't have to blow dry his hair. ...Travis' hair actually looked good. ...!am didn't have to tip the cows. he 8ust watched them fall over. ...!9:s actually got good gas mileage. ...my little sister got pulled off to ;z. ...light waves were buffeted. ...I rode the umbrella into town. ...the ational <eather !ervice asked ancy +elosi to shut up. ...all the cars at the drug store parking lot were on the south end. ...we had dinner on the wall. ...it was raining garbage. ...I walked outside and was undressed. ...the palm fronds became palm sticks. ...the garden was watered with the pool. ...the chickens were plucked before they were slaughtered. http344funnyclassnotes.blogspot.com4100=4>14it6was6so6windy.html

It was so cold... The other day, we had a cold snap. <e knew it the moment we woke up. The cold woke us up. I mean, it was cold. It was so cold you could cut it with a knife. It was so cold, you could hear it. It was so cold, the brain freeze numbed the pain. It was so cold, we cast lots for the stove seat. It was so cold, opening the freezer door was a capital offense. It was so cold, we found friends6and6family6shaped ice statues all over the house. It was so cold, we didn't need to put our ice cream away. <hat we were doing with ice cream, I don't know. It was so cold, /r +resident had pity on the working man. It was so cold, we slept 9 ?@- the mattress. It was so cold, the penguins came over to cool off. It was so cold, +&A@ had a touch of remorse. (ust kidding. It was so cold, not even the ,' fan letters warmed our hearts. It was so cold, we didn't need hair gel. It was so cold, the <hite <itch made an offer on the house. It was so cold, we could see our breath scampering back into our mouths for warmth. It was so cold, the gardenburgers tasted okay. It was so cold, we started a gas leak to keep warm. It was so cold, the microwave 8oined the dark side.

It was so cold, we huddled with ancy +elosi for warmth. It was so cold, we tried to burn the house and failed. http344funnyclassnotes.blogspot.com4100=4>>4other6day6we6had6cold6snap.html