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Vocabulary
1 evil! very very bad
" as well as! in addition to, also # as soon as2 when, &ust after 3something happens $ go ahead2 begin, start to do something % in other words! say something in a different way, say something more directly. & hard2 powerfully ' miserable2 very sad 4 unhappy ( hate2 opposite of love, really dislike ) cell phone2 mobile phone 1* dials2 push numbers on a phone 11 I'll be right there2 I'll arrive soon, I will be there soon 1" speeds2 goes fast, drives very fast 1# bursts2 enters 3a room5 very fast 1$ bastard2 bad person, &erk 3),T polite 653used to insult a man5 1% beaten2 defeated 1& Its up to you2 you decide, it is your decision
There's an evil English teacher. He's a very bad teacher. He comes into his class. The students are sitting at their desks, waiting for him. The teacher says to the class, "Everyday, we'll study English grammar. If you make a mistake, I'll hit you with a stick". Then the teacher opens his te tbook. He says, "Today we we'll learn the !ast !erfect !rogressive verb tense, as well as the "uture #onditional." He points to a girl and says, "$hat's the !ast !erfect !rogressive%" The girl's very nervous, she says, "I don't know". As soon as she finishes speaking, the evil teacher &umps across the room with a large stick' and hits her on the head. The girl cries. The other students are very scared. The teacher points to a boy and says, "$hat is the "uture #onditional". The boy says nothing. The teachers says, "Go ahead'' answer( )ow("The boy says, "*ut, but.. we haven't learned it yet" The evil teacher says, " In other words, you don't know it(" He &umps across the room and hits the boy hard on the head. The boy cries. +ll the students are scared and miserable. They hate the evil teacher. *ut they're lucky. ,ne student has a cell phone. -he secretly dials the number of her friend, +... +.. answers the phone, "Hello" .The student whispers, "This is /aori. Help us +.., please help us. +n evil English teacher is beating us. A.J says, "0on't worry, I'll be right there." +.. &umps on his motorcycle and speeds to the school. He runs through the front door, down the hall, and bursts into the class. He says to the evil teacher, "-top hitting these students, you bastard(" Then he runs across the room. He picks up a desk and hits the evil teacher with it. The evil teacher falls to the floor. He is beaten.
+.. looks at /aori and says, "$hat do you want me to do with
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him%"/aori says, "Its up to you. 1ou decide". +.. throws the evil teacher out the window and says, ")o more evil grammar study. 1ou are free("The students cheer "1eah"( Everyone is very happy.
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<'$hat does A.J do with the teacher when he arrives% a 2e plays with him b 2e throws him out o. the window