From the personal library of Cynphonics

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iSlayHumans Cyndaquill, Jaysong, Vyza Cynphonics 2/12/2014 Ambrosia Application

For days, I have been wandering alone throughout the maple world, killing mushrooms, slimes and yetis alike. While this time alone has been nothing but joyful as I continuously see the bright blue light invigorate my screen, there has been a noticeable hole within my experience. This seemingly irrevocable absence of the perpetual flow of orange and purple figures continue to haunt my days of exploring the masked desolation. As an escape of said desolation, I trudge along the forest of green and red, I come across a green lit sign welcoming me in. Within this green lit sign, it comes with promise of immortality and friendship, perhaps even kinship if fortune may strike me so. With such assurance of eternal benevolence, it is difficult to advert one's gaze. But with such benevolence, as indicated by the mythical creatures "The Siren", can come covert nefarious circumstances. Thus, I begin my quest to venture out into the desolate world in hopes of scrounging up details of the blessed organization promising eternal benevolence. Like the story of "The Siren", while the sweet call may seem enchanting at first, eventually, the nefarious nature of the beast reveals itself. I began to relentlessly question the many members of the Extalian community, though extremely uncomfortable with the simple fact of confrontation, I was able to discover the true facts of this eternal benevolence. I must admit, what I discovered, was extremely insatiable. As stated in your supposed mission statement, Ambrosia is a "group of diverse individual personalities." Upon further examination, I came across a renegade, an invidious individual and an organization run by martyrs. Ambrosia stipulates that encounters with a distinct enterprise shall remain for naught and kept under discretion. Though news travels fast in a desolate world as tensions continuously increase between such enterprises. Immediately I think to myself, do I want succumb myself to such dilemmas and controversy when clearly there are contradictions and hypocrisy unavoidable and clearly abundant. Clearly, this is extremely prepossessing for an individual such as myself to be humble by such mastery of the arts of hypocrisy and complete negligence. With such accusations, I cannot do anything but give myself to the innate bureaucracy of Ambrosia and I shall secede myself to the insensate behavior of Ambrosia. Although, I can also just say Ambrosia undoubtedly grisly and I would not want to ever be in company with such gruesome characters. Cheers, you scrags.