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October 2009 Issue 19

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IT’S rare that we can praise the

people who dig up our roads -
but it’s good news that the gas 22 24
repairs on Hoole Road have
been completed weeks ahead of
schedule without damaging trade
too much.
In this month’s issue we’veINVITED
got TO:
pictures from the recent Bawn
Lodge event, beauty advice, health
Messy what?
and nutrition, a gardening column
and all the news you need for 25 26
? Do you want to know a little more about God but going to
church on Sundays just doesn’t fit into your routine?
We hope you enjoy the magazine Publisher Talkabout Publishing
? Would you like to meet other people from your area?
Contributors Andy Glover, Janet Heath,
Jon White Len Morgan and Leigh Myers
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I DON’T know if you have ever said this “life sometimes is just not
fair” I know I have! Situations and circumstances happen within the
cause of life that really do seem unfair and at times pretty random.
I sometimes wonder to myself why do bad things happen to good
people? Why is it that for some individuals the course of life seems
to be a very rocky path and for others ‘everything they touch turns
to gold?’
During the summer I read the autobiography of Dawn French, I really
enjoy reading about other people’s lives and what strikes me time and
time again, and it happened in the life of Dawn French, is that an
opportunity comes along in life where they seem to be in the right
place at the right time and then they make a choice to embrace
this opportunity. For many this choice leads them on a road to
some degree of success with work and life. Looking from the
Andy Glover has lived in
outside this can seem unfair? Why do some people break out and
Hoole with his wife Sue
move on from what life throws at them whilst others never seem to
for 20 years. Andy began
move on from particular difficult situations and circumstances. This
at Hoole Baptist Church,
got me thinking about the question, “what is fairness?”
on Westminster Road,
as Youth Pastor, before
Most of us would agree it involves issues of equality, impartiality,
becoming the Pastor and
proportionality, openness and due process. Most would agree that it
now Team Leader.
is unfair to handle similar matters inconsistently. Most would agree
that it is unfair to impose punishment that is not commensurate with
the offence. The basic concept seems simple, even intuitive, yet applying it in daily life can
be surprisingly difficult. Even a superficial reading of the news and events over the past few
week highlights many examples of unfairness and injustice; an accident on a motorway that
kills 2 young men, the effects of Western global warming that causes flooding and droughts in
third world countries Bangladesh; the loss of jobs in a car factory which will devastate the local
economy; the deaths of British soldiers in Afghanistan; the sudden death of a family member
from a heart attack.

How do we handle and deal with life when it seems at time so unfair. Fairness is one of the
six pillars of character and together with trustworthiness, respect, responsibility, caring, and
citizenship these are the values that form the basis for forming good character in a person.
Fairness is described with phrases such as Play by the rules • Take turns and share • Be open-
minded; listen to others • Don’t take advantage of others • Don’t blame others carelessly. Our
character will always come to the fore whenever we are faced with a crisis or we have to deal
with a situation of unfairness. One way to prepare is to make sure we make personal choice
sand decision that treat others with fairness – we all need to take time out to consider our
choices and decisions and their consequences. For me my faith is something I can draw upon
to give me strength, like all of us I can sometimes wonder, “why did God let this happen?” and
“where was God in that moment?” Faith enables me to see that God does care and he wants to
draw near to us so we can begin to make sense of life and to understand I am not subject to fate
and its random acts.

Solutions are not the answer - Dan Quayle

Hoole Roundabout October 2009 7

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The ultimate anti-ageing treatment

Karen, from Hoole Roundabout, went along to
Lilly Holistic to experience the CACI Ultra Facial

The CACI ULTRA Facial has been described as

the ultimate anti ageing treatment.
I decided to have a facial for a big night out
so I paid a visit to Fiona Bullard, at Lilly holistic
to see if the claims were true.
The first phase of the facial is a gentle ultra
sound peel tol deep cleanse the skin and
remove excess skin cells. The muscles are then
lifted and toned using microcurrent, which was
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distortion. This will make you more youthful by
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The deep lines and wrinkles are tackled with
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It leaves skin clearer, with an improved texture, lifting and toning muscles, softening lines and
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I found the whole experience fantastic and Fiona was so professional throughout the treat-
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Fiona has been a therapist for 15 years, starting out in the spa industry and working her
way up to senior therapist of a 15 treatment-room spa. She then taught beauty and holistic
therapy for two years at a Habia centre of excellence, before starting her own business in
2003. Fiona ensures that she is up to date with the latest treatments with regular training and
she is a member of the Federation of Holistic Therapists.
You will see a noticeable difference after one treatment which will last up to 48 hours. For a
more lasting result a course of 10 treatments is required, it’s £47 for one treatment and £420
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Fiona is offering a course of 10 microdermabrasion treatments with every course of CACI
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two treatments together they’ll get an even better anti ageing result and this treatment was
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Hoole Roundabout October 2009 11

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Roadworks finish early: ENGINEERING work to replace National Grid gas
mains on Hoole Road finished two weeks and two days ahead of schedule.
The work was carried out by North West Gas Alliance, a partnership between National Grid
and Balfour Beatty which is working on several other locations in the city as part of their five
year programme of works.
Local Hoole and Newton Councillor Adrian Walmsley said: “When I was first informed of
the roadworks I was very concerned about the impact they would have on residents and
businesses in Hoole.
“Last month I e–mailed the North West Gas Alliance to praise them for carrying out the
work with such little disruption. It has exceeded all of our hopes and expectations.”
The works are part of National Grid’s programme to modernise the city’s gas supply
network by replacing 88 miles of century – old cast iron gas mains with modern
Polyethylene pipes over a five year period.
The new plastic pipes will ensure continued safe and reliable
gas supplies for Chester and will last around 80 years if left
 
undisturbed once underground.
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  The North West Gas Alliance is at present working on the
 A51 Vicar’s Cross Road, the A5268 Nicholas Street in the
 city centre, the A41 Whitchurch Road near Haslin Cresent in
 Christleton where work is underway including Durban Avenue.
  Work is also taking place at Hoole’s Greenbank Road and
Westminster Avenue in Westminster Park.
School visit: EDUCATION Secretary Ed Balls paid a visit
to Newton Primary School last month to check out the multi-
million pound improvements, including five new classrooms
which were built following the closure of Woodfield School.

Minister in church centre: HEALTH secretary Andy
Burnham dropped in on All Saints Church Centre, in Hoole,
Co Co
last month with local MP Christine Russell.

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Hoole Roundabout October 2009 17

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by Catherine Gaskell
Holistic Nutritional Therapist

HE warm rays of the summer months have
disappeared, the days are shortening as
winter approaches and our thoughts turn to
keeping well.
Our immune systems have been stimulated
by the summer sun and naturally many people
have a feeling of well-being, increased energy
and vitality. The abundance of nutrient-rich
fresh fruit, vegetables and salads has provided
us with supernutrients afforded from a diet high
left to sit their nutrient value will be decreased.
in protective phytonutrients.
Steam vegetable until just tender or stir-fry in a
These phytonutrients derived from plant-based
small amount of Olive Oil to preserve those pre-
foods contain powerful antioxidants, have
cious vitamins, minerals and antioxidants.
anti-bacterial, anti-viral, anti-inflammatory and
anti-fungal properties. Flavonoids and Carote- We all know the 5 a-day rule and if you are
noids are the buzz words in nutrition. They can managing to get at least that amount of
be found in brightly coloured fruits and veg- brightly coloured fresh fruit and dark green
etables. Flavonoids in particular have infinitely vegetables into your daily diet then you will
greater antioxidant action, working with other most likely be protecting yourself from immune
vitamins and minerals to provide a Supernutri- deficiency symptoms, such as the common
ent effect. cold. Many of us reduce the supplements we
take during the summer months, but now is the
Vitamin C and the minerals selenium and zinc
time to consider supplementation to support
are our great protectors. The supermarkets
your body through the impending months low-
and local farm shops are overwhelmed by
ering your risk of health problems and boosting
the bounty and beauty of autumn produce
that all important immune system.
.This is the season for squash, sweet potatoes,
pumpkins, beetroot, broccoli, spinach, leeks, Regular intake of essential fatty acids will ben-
parsnips, turnips, apple, pears and cranberries. efit those with circulatory difficulties and arthritis
Remember the more colourful the produce, as the weather gets colder; oily fish a couple
the better it is for you. of times a week and eating flax, pumpkin and
sesame seeds in conjunction with a high quality
Take caution in over buying and incorrect
recommended essential fatty acid supplement
storage. Time damages both taste and nutrient
will comprehensively support and protect you
content. Store root vegetables in a dry place
through the winter months by having an anti-
away from sunlight and use within a week as
freeze-like and anti-coagulant effect.
they can become tough and loose valuable
nutrients which are packed beneath their skins.
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Drinkers weather the storm

THE Bawn Lodge followed up their successful Oz Fest with a Schools Out event last
Despite the heavy rain, there was a good turn out at the Hoole Road venue, with
customers enjoying a barbecue, live music,
school dinners and games.
The next big event is on Saturday 24th
October, Lodge LIVE! It is an Oxjam day, entry
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I intend to live forever, so far so good - Steven Wright

Hoole Roundabout October 2009 23

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Gardening by Janet Heath

AUTUMN is well underway and your garden will be gradually shutting down in preparation for
winter. The exuberance of summer flowers and foliage gives way to the more subtle colours of
gold, russet, barley yellow and orange from grasses and leaves.
At this time of year there are still flowers - look out for Dahlias in white red or yellow, the pink
flowers of the fleshy Sedum spectabile and some Japanese Anemones will still be flowering.
However it is the foliage from grasses that will give you delight at this time of year. The grasses
such as Stipa gigantea with its tall oat heads and Miscanthus sinensis Zebrinus has cream striped
green leaves.
Trees such as Acers have wonderful rich red foliage. There are also many varieties of Crab
Apple (Malus) such as John Downie or Golden Hornet with red or yellow small apples that stay on
the trees in autumn.
Rowans or Sorbus trees also have ornamental berries that can last on the tree for weeks
although the birds tend to eat the red berries first leaving yellow and cream berries on the tree.
In the garden you can continue to dig up and split perennials at this time of year. The roots will
continue to grow even in frosty conditions in soil that is still warm from summer below the surface.
Conifers and other evergreens can be moved at this time of year, as there is less likelihood of the
roots drying out.
Lawns can be scarified and given an autumn feed in October. It is also a good time to lay new
turf as it will be well watered in and be less likely to be walked on thus allowing it to grow on well.
Complete digging up any potatoes making sure none are left behind to harbour diseases. Apples
that are best for keeping tend to be ready for harvesting in October. An apple that is ripe is one
that can be picked when you lift it gently and it comes away easily. Pulling an apple from the tree
is an indication that it is not yet ripe.
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Frankie Howerd’s wig looked as if it had its own dandruff - Nancy Banks-Smith
Hoole Roundabout October 2009 25


Messy what?

? Do you want to know a little more about God but going to

church on Sundays just doesn’t fit into your routine?

? Would you like to meet other people from your area?

? Would you like to spend some quality time with your family?
? Would you like to have lots of fun as well as learning new

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* Please note that all children must be accompanied by a responsible adult*

? WHAT HAPPENS? Crafts and games, a celebration with a story, PLUS - a Hot

? WHERE? @ All Saints’ Church Centre Main Hall, Vicarage Road, Hoole.
? WHEN? Thursdays 1st October, 5th November, 3rd December

? what time? Starting from 3.30pm and finishing at 6.00pm

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You could get a cash reward for
your information.
Cash rewards are paid without callers revealing their identity

CRIMESTOPPERS is the ments. We pass information

only UK Independent char- to the Police but are not
ity working to help solve part of them and no police-
crimes. man will ever know who has
Cheshire Crimestoppers is part of Crimestoppers Trust which is a Registered Charity
Cheshire Crimestoppers is called us. In some cases, a
saw a total of 187 problem successful prosecution may
one of 39 Regional Volun- bonfires and 195 ‘small
teer Boards operating under result in the informant being
deliberate’ fires attended to eligible for a cash reward.
the Crimestoppers banner. at a cost to the ratepayer of
Bonfire Night is tradition- over £374.000. On seven You may also contact us by
ally a time when communi- occasions, Fire and Rescue e-mail through the national
ties can come together and personnel were assaulted by website www.crimestoppers-
enjoy responsibly organised troublemakers whilst attend- where a fully encrypt-
celebrations. There is, how- ing to fires. ed system protects your
ever, a darker side whereby anonymity.
Cheshire Crimestoppers
individuals or groups hide is committed to reducing
under the cloak of ‘having a fire-related crime, both
good time’ to start deliberate around Bonfire Night and Just tell us what you
and dangerous fires and to during the remainder of know, not who you are
create fire-related distur- Call about
crime anonymously
the year.
bances which place mem-
bers of the public and their We are looking for Do you have any information on any
your help of these crimes?
property at risk. Increasingly, � Burglary � Buying or selling of
Violent Crime stolen goods
such activity is not con- Please call 0800 55 111 �
� Shoplifting � Criminal Damage
if you know of anyone Arson � Drug Dealing
fined to November 5th, but �
� Any other crime � Vehicle Crime

begins around the middle of who has caused a de- � Underage supply
of alcohol
October. liberate fire, or who has If so call Crimestoppers
Cheshire Fire and Rescue attacked Fire and Rescue We do not trace your call.
Personnel. Callers are We will not ask for your name.
Service has, for many years, You could get a cash reward for
not asked for their name, your information.
encountered problems in Cash rewards are paid without callers revealing their identity

the run up to November 5th. or for any other means of

Although the number of inci- identification. A caller’s
dents has, thankfully, fallen number can not be traced
over recent years, 2008 still and does not appear on
itemised telephone state- Cheshire Crimestoppers is part of Crimestoppers Trust which is a Registered Charity

This editorial was provided by Crimestoppers, Cheshire, and the views expressed
are not necessarily those of the publishers

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Hoole Lawn Tennis Club Hoole Community Centre

Fairfield Road, Hoole Westminster Road
Tel 01244 342741
Senior Club Nights:
Monday and Thursday evenings Yoga
starting at 6pm (Only invited Juniors are Friday evenings 7pm - 8.30pm
permitted to play at these times.) Call Angela Needham 311952
Ladies Mornings: Women only Latin Fitness & Dance
Wednesday Mornings Mondays 10am. Call Marie-Louise 01352
(10am - 12pm) 770305
American Tournaments:
Low impact aerobics
2nd Sunday of the month May to
Beginners class Thursday 5.45 - 6.45pm.
September (2pm) (except June 8th -
£3. Contact Laura Harrison 07828524752
Aaron Cup)
E mail:
Junior Club Nights
(All sessions FREE for members) Hoole Allotments
Friday evenings 11th April to 26th Prices: £36 (full plot) £18 (half)
September inclusive Concessions: £18 (full plot) £9 (half)
School years 3-6: 4.30pm-5.30pm School For vacancies contact:
Years 7-11: 5.30pm-7.30pm
Hoole Library Tel: 402223
91 Hoole Road, Chester
Tel: 347401 Art Society
Opening hours: H.A.R.A Centre
Monday : 2-7pm; Tuesday : 2-5pm Westminster Road, Hoole
Thursday : 9.30am-1pm & 2-7pm Meets each Thursday from 10am to 2pm
Saturday : 9.30am - 1pm at the old girls school


Slimming World Newton Pre-school Plas Newton WI

At County Officers, (During Term Time) The Women’s Institute
Plas Newton Lane, Monday - Friday meeting is held 3rd
Tel. 01244 536 754 9am to 11.30am at Newton Wednesday of each month
On Wednesdays at School, Kingsway West at 7.30pm in St Michael’s
9.30am, 5.30pm and Tel. 01244 314271 Church Hall, visitors
7.00pm. welcomed.

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Churches are not just used on a Sunday, they

are a focal point for community life, with Hoole United Reformed Church
youth clubs, Scouts, keep fit, slimming clubs Hoole Road, Hoole, Chester CH2 3NT
and toddlers groups meeting there Sunday
10.30am Morning Worship (3rd Sunday
All Saints Church and Centre Holy Communion)
Hoole Road, Hoole, Chester. CH2 3HZ Monday
Sunday 12.15pm: Luncheon Club
9am: Holy Communion 5pm: Rainbows
10.45am Morning Praise (inc 1st All Age 6pm: Brownies
Worship; 2nd & 5th Holy Communion) 8pm: Keep Fit
1pm: AA Tuesday
6.30pm Evening Praise ( 1st & 3rd Holy 8pm: Women’s Friendship Group
Communion) (Fortnightly)
6pm: Franks (14-18 yr olds) Wednesday
Monday 6pm: Beavers
10am: Minis Toddler Group Thursday
1pm: Dinkies (for parents & babies under 1) 10am: Men’s Fellowship
7pm: Chester Philharmonic Orchestra 2.30pm: Ladies Fellowship
Tuesday Friday
9.30am: Slimming World 6.15pm: Cubs & Scouts
5.15pm: Slimming World 7.30pm: Play Reading (as arranged)
10am: Café @ All Saints
5pm: Rainbows Saturday
Ramblers Trip (1st Saturday of the month)
9.45am: Bible Study Fellowship for the Social Trips (as arranged)
benefit of people in the community.
5pm: Pathfinders Club Night For further details contact the Church
6.30pm: Arabic Dance Secretary: 01244 349130
2.30pm: Senior Residents
4.30pm: B-It Theatre Company
7.15pm: Alpha Course
10am: Minis Toddler Group
9.30am: B-It Theatre Company

For further details contact the church

minister: Rev John Kirkland
Office: Tel: 01244 322056

All heiresses are beautiful - John Dryden


Hoole Baptist Church Thursday

Hoole Lighthouse Centre, Westminster 6pm: Trackers Youth Club (school years 3-6)
Road, Hoole, Chester CH2 3AU 8pm: D’Biz Youth Club (School years 7-9)
Sunday Friday
10.30am: Morning Celebration in Hoole 4pm: D’Biz Coffee Bar
Community Centre 8pm: D’Biz Youth Club (School years 9 &
10.30am: Pulse - Church with a heart for the above)
family (1st Sunday each month) Saturday
11am: Focus Café (1st Sunday each month) 10am: Who Let the Dads Out - Toddler
Monday Group (1st Saturday each month)
5.30pm: SODA Club - Dads & children 10am: Crossway Colts Football Coaching
(school years 1&2) (1st Monday each (school years 3-6)
month) 11am: Crossway Colts Football Coaching
8pm: CAP Money Management Course – (school years 7-9)
please contact us for exact details of this 3
week course For further details contact the church
Tuesday minister: Rev Andy Glover
10am: Hoolitots Toddler Group Office:Tel: 01244 312037
10am: Hoolitots Toddler Group

Hamilton Street Thursday

Methodist Church 10am: Toy Library-Stay and Play.
Hamilton Street, Hoole, CH2 3JG Tel: 317099.
Sunday Saturday
10.30am: Morning Worship 10am: Toy Library
4.00pm: Afternoon Fellowship 10am: Bacon Butties
7.45pm: Chester Male Voice Choir Monthly concerts held Fridays or
Saturdays see local publicity.
6.30pm: Brownies
For further details contact the church
Wednesday minister: Rev Paul Taylor
7.30pm: Chester Male Voice Choir Office:Tel: 01244 321950

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