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Deadwood Free Press Vol. 2 Issue 23 September 5, 1878
Minister: Always Remember What You Can Learn from Your Ass
We begin a column from members of the out of the land: for I wot that he whom
religious community with the Rev. Baird thou blessest is blessed, and he whom thou
Bravin, formerly of Massachusetts, a Meth- cursest is cursed. “
odist. And God came unto Balaam at night,
Brothers and Sisters, I thank your editor and said unto him, If the men come to call
for letting me share a reflection from thee, rise up, and go with them; but yet
Scripture about a Sorely Afflicted Man the word which I shall say unto thee, that
and His Ass. shalt thou do.
To appreciate the lesson therein, we must And Balaam rose up in the morning,
read from the Book of Numbers. and saddled his ass, and went with the
“And Balak of Moab saw all that Israel princes of Moab.
had done to the Amorites. And God’s anger was kindled because
And Moab was sore afraid of the people, he went; and the ass saw the angel of the
because they were many: and Moab was Lord standing in the way, and his sword
distressed because of the children of drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside
Israel. out of the way, and went into the field:
He sent messengers therefore unto and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her
Balaam the son of Beor to Pethor, into the way.
saying... But the angel of the Lord stood in a path
“Come now therefore, I pray thee, curse of the vineyards, a wall being on this side,
me this people; for they are too mighty for and a wall on that side.
me: peradventure I shall prevail, that we And when the ass saw the angel of the a sword in mine hand, for now would I Balaam, Go with the men: but only the
may smite them, and that I may drive them Lord, she thrust herself unto the wall, and kill thee. word that I shall speak unto thee, that
crushed Balaam’s foot against the wall: And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not thou shalt speak. So Balaam went with
and he smote her again. I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden the princes of Balak
And the angel of the Lord went further, ever since I was thine unto this day? was Clearly, this was a very special Ass. And
and stood in a narrow place, where was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he here is why. Consider what you have read
no way to turn either to the right hand or said, Nay. Balaam, a man who thought himself of
to the left. Then the Lord opened the eyes of God, a man who thought himself Holy,
Editor and Publisher And when the ass saw the angel of the Balaam, and he saw the angel of the Lord could not see what his ass could see. Here
Neil Streeter Lord, she fell down under Balaam: and standing in the way, and his sword drawn s a man who could, in fact, hear God,
Balaam’s anger was kindled, and he smote in his hand: and he bowed down his head, according to the Old Testament. And
the ass with a staff. and fell flat on his face. yet even with an access that we can only
Reporter And the Lord opened the mouth of the And Balaam said unto the angel of the dream of, he did not see an angel right in
Addison Leigh ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have LORD, I have sinned; for I knew not that front of him.
I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me thou stoodest in the way against me: now And then this man could not even listen
Typesetter these three times? therefore, if it displease thee, I will get me to even his own ass.
And Balaam said unto the ass, Because back again.
S. Morigi
thou hast mocked me: I would there were And the angel of the LORD said unto Continued on page 5
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Judge Reports Saloon Court was a Success Lord’s Prayer and washed my hands.
I saw a drunk man throwing up beside
the Palace saloon. He was moaning, and
crying, and saying words I am not allowed
My thoughts on Court Night, at the No. to repeat.
10 Saloon: I met a man down on Lee Street who said
As much as I would like to take credit for he was opening up a new shop. I asked if
coming up with the idea of holding court the shop would sell candy and dolls, and
in a saloon, I had heard of it taking place she said yes. He said it would also sell guns.
before, so I thought it was worth trying at I am very excited for this new shop. Dead-
the No. 10 Saloon. The original thought wood can benefit greatly from a shop with
was that folks would be more willing to dolls, candy, and guns.
attend court hearings, in a more relaxed All of the corn we planted when Mrs
setting and what is more relaxing than a Westland was our teacher was harvested,
saloon? and the pumpkins are beginning to turn
Our first attempt, a week ago Tuesday, orange. We need a new teacher for Dead-
turned out to be more of a success than I wood school, for some reason our teachers
had hoped for, but a great deal of the credit disappear, sort of like town council mem-
goes to our fine Town Attorney, Addison bers. I would never want to be a teacher
Leigh. She was instrumental in putting or a town council member because of that.
much of it together. I would much rather be a saloon keeper,
The idea of the saloon forum, was and is but Mrs Westland would say that is not a
a way to handle some of the smaller crimi- fit role for a young lady to take.
nal and civil cases, in a comfortable set- I picked rhubarb and wild plums and
ting. Folks who attend can listen in, while helped make 27 jars of jam and 9 jars of
having a drink, something that would be sauce. If you come to our house for dinner
frowned upon in a court of law. We were you can have some.
able to pass judgement on a couple of law
breakers and finalize the adoptions of three by Rachel Kungler, age 8
children to their happy new parents.
So overall, I was pleased with the results
and hope to do this again in the future.
This in no way will replace our major court
cases; those will be heard in the new court-
room, above the town hall. But our new
method can be used to fill in some of the
gaps in our burgeoning system of law.
And now that the Western Jackalope has
been added to the No. 10, I’m sure will be
happy to watch over more court nights,
giving the citizens of Deadwood, large and Editor’s note: We are ashamed it took children there, before the bottles are opened
small, a voice to be heard in court. the judge to remind us that he has a rare for the evening of course, to see this rare and
Thanks again to all who participated. specimen of the Western Jackalope mounted special creature.
Judge Rod Eun in his No. 10, which normally would be
front page news. We urge parents to bring
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Prospect Inn
plans Saturday Free Press Photo
Dance
The Prospect House Inn will be hold
the first fall dance and open house at 4
Contest Winners
Our photo contest winners are top, Mrs. Dio Kuhr, not only for her fine photo of ladies
pm Saturday. but its caption ... “What do I like most about Deadwood? Just being with friends.”
All of Deadwood residents of all ages We also reward Deputy Glen Devon for a dramatic blending of scene and type. Well
are invited to come celebrate the change in done, both of you.
seasons and the hospitality of the Street-
ers. Come dance to the fiddler, then gather
around the fire to talk, tell stories and eat.
Cider, wine, popcorn, apple pie and mar-
shallows for toasting will be served.
Other pot luck delights are welcome if
you would like to show off your cooking
and bring your own.
Minister, cont.
Continued from page 2
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No. 10 actually across town at the Phoenix, where there was a community
swim. There were many happy conversations, and two brave children put
Judge Eun emerged the victor in a lively contest with rubber bullets
and guns, in other words, a lot of fun. The event was coordinated by
Miss Salissa Wilder of the Bella Union, and with that dress around, it’s
amazing any breathing man could even look to another fellow to shoot.