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Sax in the City Jazz at Wang
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by Chetan Prabhudesai backgrounds and playing instruments
Nov. 29, 2007 from very different cultures, the players
all combined the sounds from their in-
vajanam is a word in the ancient struments into one glorious whole.
Indian language Sanskrit. It There were standouts, sure: When each
means “kinsmen,” and it is a fine member was given the opportunity to
description of the bond between saxo- solo their instrument before the audi-
phonists Dr. Kadri Gopalnath and ence, royal was able to elicit a tremen-
Rudresh Mahanthappa. Through the dous ovation from the crowd through his
very different styles and sounds that em- brilliant drum solo, which contained a
anate from their respective instruments, number of patterns that rotated. When it
together they form a stunning combina- was Abbasi’s turn, he tuned his guitar to
tion that bridges American Jazz with In- sound like a sitar, bringing the fusion be-
dian classical (Carnatic) music. They tween East and West on display even
performed at the Wang Center on No- closer. An unexpected highlight came
vember 15, along with the rest of a group when it was De Rosa’s turn – the
called the Dakshina Ensemble. Resem- Acoustic Bass is typically not the instru-
bling neither a typical Jazz concert nor ment that drives the audience crazy, but
an Indian classical kutcheri, the show De Rosa managed to impress with the
known as Kinsmen/Svajanam opened awarded the Padmashree by the Presi- no less talented: Violinist A. Kanyaku- dexterity of his fingers to maneuver the
the minds of many in the audience. It dent of India – one of the highest honors mari is one of the most decorated female not-so-nimble instrument.
was produced by the Asia Society, which an Indian artist can receive. He is musicians in India. Pakistani American And it wasn’t just the solos that im-
brought another Indian classical musi- known in India as “Saxophone Guitarist Rez Abbasi is considered one pressed, either. Sriji and royal combined
cian to these shores over 40 years ago – Chakravarthy” (The Emperor of Saxo- of the top jazz guitar players in New their percussion skills (traditional and
the famous Ravi Shankar. phone). Through thirty years of per- York. Acoustic Bassist Carlo De Rosa contemporary, respectively). The two
When most Americans familiar with formances, festivals, awards, Bollywood has performed with, among others, John saxophonists, Mahanthappa and Gopal-
Jazz music are asked to name a famous soundtracks, Doctoral degrees, and Coltrane’s son, Ravi Coltrane (can you nath, both played with a style that re-
saxophonist, many think of John teaching students to become the next guess who he was named after?). flected both American and Indian
Coltrane or Charlie Parker. In India, great Indian saxophonist, Gopalnath has Poovalur Sriji plays the mridangam cultures. The string instrument players,
however, the saxophone is not a com- truly experienced the life of an Indian (which resembles two tablas attached to Kanyakumari, Abbasi, and De Rosa,
monly seen or heard instrument. While music legend, not unlike Ravi Shankar. each other from the bottom). He per- backed up the saxophonists. It all
Mahanthappa considers himself an In- By contrast, Mahanthappa has not formed on the album Tabula Rasa, melded superbly, and left the audience
dian American, using his ancestral cul- been playing as long – he’s only in his which features Western musicians like with seven individual performances to
ture to help him push his brand of 30s. However, he is already piling up the Bela Fleck and was even nominated for remember, which were part of the one
contemporary jazz forward, Gopalnath awards. A Guggenheim fellow, he a Grammy. “royal hartigan” (yes, he group performance that brought it all to-
learned the saxophone in India in 1975, comes from the famed Berklee College spells his name like that) is the drummer. gether.
and performed his first concert two years of Music. His most recent album, Code- He has published books about African The performers were not related, but
later. Carnatic music does not typically book, was named one of the Top Jazz tribal rhythms. a name like “Kinsmen” suits the Dak-
feature saxophonists, which meant that Albums of 2006 by The Village Voice, With this much musical talent in one shina Ensemble perfectly. By blending
Gopalnath had to innovate adaptations Jazztimes, and more. Like Gopalnath, room, how was the actual concert? Ex- together Jazz and Carnatic music, Ma-
to conventional song structures to fit the Mahanthappa has also performed at cellent, it turns out, due to the strong hanthappa and Gopalnath made East
instrument to the music. He was even many jazz festivals worldwide. chemistry between the Ensemble mem- and West one.
The rest of the Dakshina Ensemble is bers. Despite coming from very different
R
by Yina Chun and ing the Minnesota Wild, Mighty Ducks of also includes two game-winning goals with his family. He explained that sports
Chetan Prabhudesai Anaheim, Philadelphia Flyers, and the against his former team, the Flyers. wasn't important to him until when he
Oct 20, 2007 team that drafted him in 1994, the Pitts- "Richard exemplifies the type of char- was a little bit older. He was inspired to
ichard Park might acter players we want to be New York Is- play hockey when his sisters took up ice
appear to be just an landers," says Islanders General skating. With his passion for hockey, he
average Korean Manager Garth Snow. "He's a team-first crosses lines of both Korean and Amer-
guy, with an above-average guy who plays with his heart on his ican culture, making the tie between his
build. However, it might be sleeve and battles every shift." In his family and his career inseparable. "For
surprising to find that he is tenth NHL season, he has already me to take up a sport [hockey] that my
actually a professional scored three goals and eight points as of family had no idea of what it was, it was
hockey player – certainly this writing (putting him on track for a ca- bringing our whole family into a different
not a typical career path for reer high), and signed a contract exten- culture."
most Asian-Americans. sion keeping him on the Islanders The tremendous energy Park has put
Park plays Right Wing for through 2010. into his career is inspirational and we
the New York Islanders, We spoke to Park when he came to can all take something away from it. One
and recently signed a con- Stony Brook University to give the bit of advice Park gives to anyone Yin-
tract extension with the team. He was burgh Penguins. He has also had the keynote address at the Citizenship Cer- who has a passion for what they do is to
born in Seoul, South Korea, and he is honor of playing for the U.S. team in the emony, where more than 100 new citi- “just get out there and have fun”. Com-
the second Korean-born person to play 2002, 2004, 2005, and 2006 World zens in the Stony Brook community ing from someone like Richard Park,
in the NHL. Championships, as well as the 1994 and were sworn in with the oath of U.S. Citi- these words take on a life of their own
Since scoring a goal in his very first 1995 World Junior Championships. Park zenship. The ceremony was held at the and hopefully will lead from one succes-
NHL game in 1995, the 31-year old Park is coming off his best season points-wise Charles B. Wang Center. sor to the next - and more Asian Ameri-
has been playing professional hockey in the NHL, in which he scored 26 points Park was born in South Korea; at the cans in sports like hockey.
for well over a decade, for teams includ- (including ten goals) in 82 games. This age of three, he came to the U.S. along
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Off-Road Engineers
Brook Mechanical Engineering De- camehere.“IrememberwhenIvisited rockcrawlandendurance.
By Cat Lund partment, President Kenny, Provost Stony Brook in high school that the “It’s always really intense during
RobertMcGrath,andBriggs&Stratton Mudwolves team was here. While competition,”Gordeevsaid.“You’real-
e Stony Brook Seawolves are are this year’s “platinum” and “gold” doing mechanical engineering at the waysreadyforsomethingtogowrong,
known throughout campus as one of sponsors.eyalsohavetwenty-four Air Force Academy for three years, I buthopingitwon’t.”
SUNY'sdivisiononesportsteams.But silversponsorsandelevenbronze. participated in similar projects, but All vehicles on all teams are
wehaveheardofanotherStonyBrook Eachyear,theteamspendsonese- nevercompeted,”Davissaid.“Lastyear equippedwithaten-horsepowerIntek
success:theMudwolves. mesterdesigningthecarandthenext when I transfered to Stony Brook, I modeltwentyengine,donatedbythe
eMudwolveshavebeensteadily semesterbuildingit.eteamworks knewI’dendupwiththeMudwolves.” Briggs&StrattonCorp.
climbingthroughtheranksinoff-road onthedesignofthecarfortwentyto AttheendofMay,theteamloaded Judges from Honda ranked the
vehiclecompetitionsoverthepasteight thirtyhoursperweek,andoverseventy up car number fiy into the Stony SouthDakotacompetitions.Atanother
years.Since1999,whentheteam'scar toeightyhoursaweekfabricatingthe Brookmotorsportsboxtruck,todrive competition in June, where the team
placed 57th, they have risen to third went to Rochester, New York, the
place this year in the South Dakota judges were from Toyota. e team
competition. placedtwentiethatthiscompetition.
Led by senior mechanical engi- “e Toyota judges liked smaller
neering major Jean Christian Brutus, cars,andourswasalittlebiggerthan
president of the team, and professor everyoneelse's,”Brutussaid.
Lin-ShuWangofthemechanicalengi- is year's vehicle overcame a
neering department, the Mudwolves numberofproblemsduringcompeti-
team designs, builds, tests and races tion,butstillprevailed.
Bajastyleoff-roadvehiclesforcompe- “We blew two tires during the
titionsacrossthecountry. SouthDakotarace,whichreallyslowed
eteamhasaboutfiymembers. usdown,andinourRochestercompe-
Comprised of graduates and under- tition, we flipped the car a few times
graduates,mostlyguysandafewgirls, andbroketheaxle,”Brutussaid.
theteamisanextracurricularactivity eimprovementoftheteamcan
forengineeringmajors. becreditedtoexperience.Manyteam
SB Motorsports
Giving those logs the business.
Brutus said that he first started membershavebeenontheteamfora
buildinggo-kartswhenhewasakidin fewyears.
Haiti.“WhenIheardabouttheMud- “People who've been here a few
wolvesteamasafreshman,Ithought, carinthespringsemester.“It'salways outtoSouthDakotafortheBajaoff- yearslearnwhatgoeswrongandwhat
‘OfcourseI'lljoin,’”hesaid. alotoffun,butalotofhardwork,be- roadvehiclecompetition.eyloaded mistakesnottomake,”Brutussaid.“We
FundingfortheMudwolvescomes causeweallhavetobalancehomework upthetruckwithsparepartsandtools. alsolookataboutahundredothercars
from a large number of different andschool,aswellasbuildingthecar,” AdvisorsBobMartinandHenryHon- atthecompetitionandgetideasfrom
sources.Outofthe$30to$40thousand Brutussaid. ingman,bothprofessorsofmechanical that,too.”
thattheteamneedstocoverparts,tools MikhailGordeev,aveteraninhis engineering,drovethetruckouttothe is year's vehicle is a work in
andthetripsouttocompetitions,about fihyearontheMudwolves,andthe competition.estudentteamhopped progress. Its design should be com-
twothirdscomesfromtheUndergrad- team’sdesignmanager,saysthattheen- aplanetoDenver,rentedfourvans,and pletedinDecember,anditshouldbe
uateStudentGovernment,andtherest tire process is a team effort. “I’m in drovetothecompetitionsiteinRapid fabricatedandbuiltbytheendofthe
comesfromsponsors.eCollegeof chargeofmakingsureeveryoneonthe City,wheretheystayedforthreedays. spring semester. With expert design
EngineeringandAppliedSciences,the teamparticipatesinallaspectsofthe Judgedinseveralcategories,theve- skillsandalittleluck,theteamhopes
undergraduateresearchoncampusat production of the vehicle,” Gordeev hiclesarecritiquedontheirdesignre- to place first next year in both their
StonyBrook(URECA),PoletechFlag- said. port, which includes the team's sales western competition in Illinois and
poleManufacturer,Polarisoff-roadve- WilliamDavis,atransferstudent presentationanddesigncost.eyare mid-westerncompetitioninMontreal.
hicles,andGailHabicht,VicePresident from the Air Force Academy, knew alsoevaluatedbasedonthevehiclesac-
ofResearchatStonyBrook,theStony about the Mudwolves long before he celeration,maneuverability,hillclimb,
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1 Syriously Syrian
Warria 2 My Hand Is Like A Shark Fin
The Coolest of J’s, L’d by L’s 3 Popcorn-Ass Play
Baltimore Ravens 4 Streetz Art
Young Warria
An Epic Battle:
Beowulf versus 300’s Leonidas
restaurantwiththesetwoatyourtable? theplotofthecharacters?Was“Prepare
By Douglas Cion Idonotthinkeitheroneofthemknows for Glory” a better representation of 8.SlowMotionAction
themeaningof“indoorvoice.”Thedia- LeonidasandhisactionsthanBeowulf ’s Ohhellyeah!Whatisbetterthana
logues of both films are very strong “PrideistheCurse”?Iwouldreallyhave gory,bloodybattlesceneinwhichafew
(This is my opinion. Hear what I sounding and they consisted of one tobeonsomethingillegalifIdidnot incredibly jacked men slaughtering
havetosayaboutitthenfeelfreetode- knockout,powerfulstatementafteran- saythatthisonegoestoLeonidas.Hisat hundredsofno-namedextras?Slowing
cideforyourself.) other.However,thebestscreamhasto leastgivesapositiveperspectiveonthe itdownsoyoucanreallyseehowawe-
Itisalwaysfuntoseethenarrative go to Beowulf. Technically, when narrativeofthefilm.BigBadBeowulf somethesceneis.300…absolutely300!
of a famous or historical warrior, but LeonidasscreamedbeforeXerxesatthe comes off more like Negative Nancy Leonidas,inparticular:Iwillneverget
doesanyoneelsebesidesmeeverpon- end of the film, it was muted by the withawhinytaglinelikethat. enoughofbadguysrunningintoyour
derquestionslike,“Whoisthebigger voiceoverofthenarrator.Therefore,we shieldoryouthrowingyourspearatthe
badass”or“whowouldwininafight?” never hear his scream, and we heard 6.Queen speedofan80-year-oldwomandriving
Yeah, Alien vs. Predator attempted to enoughyellsandgruntsfromBeowulf Sparta’s Queen Gorgo takes the ontheSouthernStateParkwayatnight
answer that for us with possibly the thatwecouldfillthediegetictrackofa cake on this one. Beowulf ’s queen whenitisraining.
worstspin-offoftwomoviefranchises porno. (Wealthow)didnothingthatimpressed
ever,butsometimesitisbetterleftupto me. Sure, she can play the harp and 9.Army
theimaginationandtheopinionofthe 4.BattleCry sing,butdoyoureallythinkthatiswhat Leonidas’armyofSpartansversus
audience. ItwouldbeadrawifLeonidasdid Beowulfwasinterestedin?Hell,helit- Beowulf ’sGeats…Ionlyneedtwoex-
Theyear2007usheredinnew,rev- nothavesomany.Beowulftrulymakes erallygotnakedrightinfrontofherbe- planationsforthisone.First,Spartans
olutionaryideasintheartoffilmmak- himself known with, “I am Ripper… forehisbattlewithGrendelandsheran areSpartans.Second,Geatsjustsound
ing. New adaptations of Tearer…Slasher…Gouger. I am the off.Now,QueenGorgowasoneofthe silly.
cinematography, with Zach Snyder’s TeethintheDarkness,theTalonsinthe sexiestcharactersIhaveseeninafilm Withoutanydoubt,aSpartanPha-
300, and following in its footsteps, Night. Mine is Strength…and inalongtime.Notonlywasshecom- lanxwouldcrush,destroyandslaugh-
Robert Zemeckis’ Beowulf in 3D at- Lust…andPower!I am Beowulf!”This mittedtoherhusbandandhisideals, teranarmyofGeatland’sfinest.
temptingtogiveus“somethingdiffer-
ent.”Letusnotgetcaughtupwiththe 10.WhoWinsinaFight?
actualfilms…Letustalkaboutthechar- Theoneyouallhavebeenwaiting
acters.Theyareverysimilarfilmsbe- for…
cause they portray iconic figures, but In the red corner, weighing in at
seriously,who kicks the most ass?Witha 250lbswithoutarmor,fightingoutof
competition consisting of ten cate- Sparta,Greece,TheKingoftheSpar-
gories,letusseewhorankshigherin tans:Leonidas!
theeliteB.A.M.Fs.(Sorryforthetaste- Inthebluecorner,weighinginat
less Dane Cook reference…but most 140lbswitharmor,fightingoutofGeat-
likelyyouareafanofhisifyouareread- land,(somewhereinSweden),theman
ingthisarticle.) withsomanynicknamesthatIrefuseto
saythemall:Beowulf!
1. BestHair Iwillhatemyselfforeverbecauseof
Withthebushyblack-as-the-night thisone,butIamsadtosaythatBe-
braided hair of Leonidas against the owulfwouldwininafight.Therewould
golden,straightflowofBeowulf ’ssurfer benouseofweaponsamongstthetwo;
haircut,thisawardhastogotoBeowulf. it would just be a no-holds-barred
Doesanyoneelserealizethatwithall brawl.Yes,Ihavemockedthesizeand
thefightingandbattlingBeowulfdoes maybethetoughestofallcategoriesto butshewasalsowillingandopentotry- portrayalofBeowulf,buthedoeshave
inthefilm,hisperfecthairpartisnever decide,butLeonidas’“Thisiswherewe ing certain things. Think about that anadvantageoverLeonidas.Thereisno
messedup?Iwonderwhatconditioner hold them… This is where we oneforamoment. evidencethatthecharacterknownas
hehasinGeatlandthatkeepshishairso fight…Thisiswherethey die!”plusthe Beowulf is a representation of a real
straightandperfectlikethat.Iassume iconic “This…Is…Sparta” is just way 7.GoldenVillian person. Therefore, he is an epic, fic-
Leonidasdidnotconcernhimselfwith toobooyahhhhforBeowulf ’svocalre- Ohyeah,eachfilmhadagold guy. tionalcharacter,whichallowshimtobe
dailyhygiene. sume. “This…Is…Sparta” in my eyes They also were bad guys too…these granted supernatural things like
willremaininiconicvalueforeverwith filmsmayhavemoreincommonthenI strength,speedandendurance.Hecan
2.BestPhysique oneslike,“I’llbeback,”“YippieKyeYay,” originally thought. Grendel’s Mother, swimfromonecountrytoanother,hold
Handsdown…Leonidas.Evenwith “Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,”“Iam theSeaWitch,andXerxesbothwerere- hisbreathforhoursatatimeandhehas
the3D,Beowulfwasstilltoopuny.He yourfather,”ohyes,Icouldgoonfor- lentless,brutalanddeliveredmoresex- thestrengthtoripamonster’sarmoff.
looked like he could fit in a size two ever. ualinnuendothanallthreeAmerican There is a documented Leonidas in
dressforhisSweetSixteen.(Heisavery Pie moviescombined.Okay,calmdown Greekhistoryand,therefore,hispor-
pretty man).Hedidhaveadecentsix- 5.Tagline/Catchphrase kids…youseeAngelinaJolienaked(in trayalhadtobehumanized.Thatiswhy
pack,butjustlookatthecoverofthe Eachfilmwasadvertisedandpro- amatterofspeaking).Iswear,Iknew hecouldnotmatchuptoBeowulf.
DVD box for 300. Leonidas’ six-pack motedreallywell.Previewswerebeing therewassomethingspecialabouther Inconclusion,300 isstillinmytop
hasasix-pack.Morethanbeach-mus- shownforbothmoviesintheaterstwo body;Ijustdidn’trealizehowshinyit fivefavoritemoviesofalltime,andBe-
clebicepcurlsforthisSpartan. seasonsbeforetheirboxofficedebut, was.KudostoBeowulffordoingitwith owulf comesnowherenearthattome.
andinternetmarketingplayedasignif- the hottest sea creature since the The Enjoyallthecomplimentsandvictories
3.BestScream icantrolewith300. Thequestionhere: Little Mermaid, andthatiswhythiscat- IgaveyouoverLeonidas,Beowulf;your
Could you imagine eating at a whichtaglinewasabetterportrayalof egorygoestohim. moviestillsucked!
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Yellow-Colored Consternation: An Examina-
tion of Societal Struggle and Macromedia
Willemainhasprovideduswithartthat Willemain provides us with a para- within a year or so; there is little
By James Laudano isripewithallegory.Forexample,the mountexampleofthefamousphrase “oomph”init.Exacerbatingthisfaultis
Press Art Critic slightlyangledupwardascentthatJoe “eroadtohellispavedbygoodin- Willemain’s ill-advised choice to use
undergoes, while only three seconds tentions.” MacromediaFlash.WhileFlashisin-
Contemporaryartpridesitself,par- long, is indicative of the struggle of Wealsofind,uponcloserexamina- deedpopularthroughouttheInternet,
adoxically, on both its topicality and everydowntroddenoroppressedindi- tion,thatJoeisadisconnectedindivid- it is rarely, if ever, used as an art
alsoitscompletelydesultorynature.Of- vidual.Onecantakeitanotherstepand ual. Literally. e line that forms the mediumtoday.And,unfortunately,the
tentimes,apostmodernyoungartisthas saythatJoe’sclimbisanallegoryforthe sphere,servingasbothJoe’sheadand lackofpunchinthespecificworkofart
towrestlebetweenmakinghisorher difficult quest of entire ethic and so- torso,isnotconnectedattheend.Itis preventsthisdatedmediumfromserv-
workmeaningfulwhilealsokeepingit cioeconomicgroupstoreachfullequal- leopen,signifying,perhaps,thatthe ingasa“fresh”ormemorableartistic
completely non-conforming and ity.WhenJoereacheshisdestination,he oppressedpeopleoftheworldarenever choice.
“fresh.”Weoenseesuchabalancing letsoutthatunique,painedgrunt.Once trulycomplete.eunderlyingsocietal ereisalsotheissueofthework’s
actgoawrytodaywiththemanypopu- again, Willemain provides us with a difficulties they face force them into title,“First.”Personally,Ifeelthatthe
larpiecesofworkthattheartcommu- viewintosocietalstrugglebydemon- being disjointed, broken individuals. title “First, Middle, and Last” would
nity—and society in general—just stratingtous,throughthatgrunt,that OneshouldalsonoticethatbothofJoe’s havebeenmorefitting.Aerall,Joe’s
simplydoesnotunderstand,regardless whenthedowntroddenandforgotten feet—conveyedbytwoshoe-likebrown strugglecomesnotonlyfirst,interms
ofhowhardtheytry.Itisthisconflict finallydoreachequality,theyhaveno shapes—arebothtwo-dimensionaland ofpriority,duringhisdailyroutine,but
that Matt Willemain, an up-and- choicebuttoletoutacatharticexhale rightwardfacing.is,clearly,signifies alsopermeateseveryothermomentof
comingartistwithseeminglylimitless of their conquered frustrations and that Joe is always moving in his life. Naming this work “First” de-
potential,tacklesheadoninhislatest tribulations.However,allisnotwellfor only one direction—upward tractsfromtheoverallmessageofJoe’s
opus,simplytitled“First.” Joe, for aer he reaches this plane of and,inthiscase,totheright.He unendingstruggletorisethroughthe
emediumusedbyWillemainto equality, he is simply “refreshed” by cannotchangehiscourse,andis ranksofsociety.
createthispieceisnoneotherthanthe theviewerandsentonhisdifficult forcedtohaveaone-trackmind Whiletherestillremainafewminor
popularinternetformat,Macromedia journey again. at is one of the tosimplysurvive.Finally,wenotice questionsthatonlyMr.Willemaincan
Flash.In“First,”Willemainshowsusa manybeautiesofWillemain’spiece. thatJoehasasmileonhisfacethrough- answer,wedoknowthatthispieceis,
brightyellow,pseudo-sphericalentity You,theviewer,refreshthewebpagein out his journey. is tells us that Joe for now, successful in plucking our
slidingacrossthescreenatanapproxi- ordertowatchthiswonderfulworkof Downtroddenisagoodmemberofso- heartstringsandmakingusfeelforJoe
mately35-degreeupwardangle.When artoncemore,onlytoagainknockJoe ciety. He consciously chooses to be a Downtrodden.epiecehasitsdefi-
thisentity(let’scallhimJoeDowntrod- downintopovertyandpain.Willemain coginthemachine.Heputsonahappy ciencies,butitisstilloverallsound.Like
den,orjustJoe,fromnowon)reaches istellingusthatitiseveryone,notjusta face,howeverpainedhetrulyis,sothat Pierre Schaeffer, Clement Greenberg
his destination – a point nearly one- few,thatholddowntheoppressedand hedoesnotupsetsocietyasawhole.He andRenatoPoggiolibeforehim,Matt
thirdacrossthewidthofthewebpage– under-privileged individuals in the isa“trooper,”sotospeak. Willemain succeeds in using avant-
we hear an exasperated, somewhat world–andyouarejustasguiltyasthe Butdoesitallwork?DoesWille- gardemeanstoconveyhismessage.He
pained utterance: half exhale, half next person to discover this piece of mainsucceedindeliveringhismessage? deservesapplause—albeittentativeap-
grunt.enitends.ewholeprocess work. Willemain is aware that by re- Short answer: yes. Long answer: per- plause—forhisefforts.
clocksinatjustoverthreesecondslong. freshing this webpage you really just haps not. With all of the above tech- IfyouwishtoviewMr.Willemain’s
Asfortheactualmeaningbehindthis wanttoseeJoe’sworkoncemore—you niques,Willemainconveyshismessage “First” you can find it at the website
piece…well,thatwarrantsalittlemore want to be educated again. However withsomesuccess.Buttheworkofart http://www.mendax.org/users/mvwx/
explanation. wellintentionedyouare,youserveto haslittlestayingpower.Ifearthatthe oldflash/first.html.
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