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D
ear Readers, several times I have society. In other words it is a vocation, a
said and written that the Salesian call to continue the work of Christ, with
Family (SF) is a “Movement”. a particular mandate - that of dedicating
Church Movements each with its own itself, through education, to the salvation
characteristics are quite numerous of the young who are poor and those who
nowadays and involve thousands of are living in difficult circumstances.
people. Therefore we are not following TWO DOCUMENTS AND THREE
a fashion but building on our heritage. AIMS
What Don Bosoc started in fact is known
as “a vast movement of persons for the In the SF we have two documents which
salvation of the young” . What is specific make clear on the one hand our identity
about it? It is a spiritual and apostolic and on the other our common mission. elements and points of reference; above
movement! These are the “Charter of Communion” all the study of Don Bosco in order to
and the “Mission Charter” (earlier also know, understand and to take up his
BEING SPECIFIC known as the “Common Identity Card” charismatic project and his criteria in
It is a movement, that is something and the “Common Mission Statement.”) pastoral activity. A knowledge of the
dynamic. This explains why it continues In practice, however, I should like to successful pastoral experiences of the
to grow in number - in members, and in invite you to take three important steps. various groups and congregations could
be extremely useful. Anniversaries and
Getting to know itself, forming itself, working together
other celebrations (centenaries, golden
J
esus is the same always, he never
changes - he is the same today as he
was yesterday, and will be tomorrow.
While most of us would agree with that
statement we need to remember, that
while Jesus never changes, our perception
of him does - regularly. For example, the
image and perception of Christ that led
the Crusades is not the same image and
perception of Christ who led the anti-
slavery and equal rights movement (we
seem to forget that it is not Dr. Martian
Luther king, it is the Reverend Dr. Martian
Luther king, inspired by God and lead
by the Spirit). So you see, Jesus never
changes, but the way we interact with
him changes constantly. This interaction
does not limit the divinity of Christ, it
simply emphasis the humanity of us all.
It is through our limited and changing
understanding what we bring glory to the
divinity of Jesus. With that being said,
how do we view a postmodern Jesus?
Let’s not get into a “physical” appearance
debate, that also changes with time -
Unmasking Jesus
look at pictures painted in the fifties and
sixties and compare it to the images of
Jesus today, and over time - I recently
saw a picture of Jesus with earrings and
a postmodern outlook
a tribal, very cool. Each generation
changes the physical image of Jesus to
fit their individual tastes, so to truly get
a grip of Jesus in a postmodern age we
need to get to the essence that defines Jesus is action, not conversation
Jesus for a generation. This will allow us When we hear Jesus speaking to us,
to see how Jesus interact with our lives Jesus is the same in a postmodern age, we hear him
today. This goes way beyond physical
appearance. always. He never say, “Get off your butts and into the
streets - minister to my people and
When we look into that essence, I be- changes. He is the stop planning on how to minister.”
lieve there are six major areas where the The time of talk and plan are past, it
postmodern understanding of Jesus dif-
same today as He was is now the time of doing. The norm in
fers from that of a modern Jesus - yesterday, and will be contemporary Church is to talk, plan and
hold committee meetings. Postmodern
* Jesus is action, not conversation tomorrow. people believe that while you are
* Jesus is a visionary, not a dreamer planning the problem is getting worse.
* Jesus is a servant, not a leader
...while Jesus never Modern people want a plan before they
jump into action, postmodern people
* Jesus is compassion, not tough love changes, our perception want to jump into action and develop a
plan as they go along. Modern people
* Jesus is personal, not private of Him does - regularly. are check book people, postmodern
* Jesus is real, not mythical people are date book people.
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Do not judge!
T
his is a story one gets quite often
as an internet forward in the form
of a power point show. A young
lady was waiting for her flight in the
boarding room of a big airport. As she
had to wait for hours, she decided to
buy a book to spend her time. Along with
the book she bought a packet of cookies
too. She sat down on an armchair, in the
VIP room of the airport, to rest and read
in peace. Beside the armchair where the
packet of cookies were kept, a man sat
down, opened his magazine and started
reading. When she ate the first cookie,
the man also took one. She felt infuriated
but didn’t say anything. She just thought:
“What a nerve! If I was in the mood I
would punch his eye so that he does not
forget this daring!” To each cookie she
ate, the man ate another one. That was
making her fume up with rage but she
couldn’t react. When only one cookie
remained, she thought: “ah... What
will this stupid man do now?” To her
anguish, the man divided the last cookie
and gave her one half and ate the other joy and satisfaction when we talk about
half. She was too angry and upset! She Judging others, criticizing people in negative terms. We sometimes
felt like shouting at the top of her voice. do not know what to talk about when
Here was a man who was eating her others becomes a part of
not talking about others. It is important
cookies without even asking her a word. our nature. We begin to to become conscious of ourselves -
She grabbed her book, took her things whether, often we tend to look at others
in anger and headed to the boarding relish talking about others,
with eyes of condemnation.
place.When she sat down on her seat, passing comments or
inside the plane, she looked into her bag There is a lot of nobility in not talking
for her eyeglasses and to her surprise spreading rumours. about the faults of others in public.
and shame, her packet of cookies was This is an inner attitude we can create
there, untouched,closed. She felt so Very often we tend to judge people. for ourselves. We constantly learn to
ashamed!! She had forgotten that her We come to certain conclusions very look at the world with compassion and
cookies were kept in her purse. The fast. Judging others, criticizing others forgiveness. It begins with oursleves.
man had generously divided his cookies becomes a part of our nature. We begin We need to learn to look at ourselves
with her, without feeling infuriated, to relish talking about others, passing with compassion. It is often said ‘do not
nervous or mad...while she was very comments or spreading rumours. In some judge yourself more harshly than you
mad, thinking that he was dividing her communities or families it becomes the judge others….’ Self-awareness makes
cookies. And there was no more time to main course during an evening meal. We us understand that we are not perfect.
explain herself... Nor to apologize! suddenly experience a certain amount of Self-acceptance leads us to look at
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ourselves with respect and love. This Here is a small story with a big thought.
in turn helps us to look at others with One fine day, a bus driver and conductor
respect and love. There is a beautiful went to the bus garage and began their
statement that goes like this: Be kinder routine job quietly. It was their normal
than necessary, for everyone you meet is route and there were no problems for the
fighting some kind of battle. first few stops - a few people got on, a few
For Jesus it was a very important Christian got off, and things went generally well. At
the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy
virtue. In Matt. 7:1 Jesus proclaims: “Do
got on. Six feet, eight, built like a wrestler,
not judge, and you too will be judged.”
arms hanging down to the ground. He
Matt 7:2-5 “For in the same way you
glared at the conductor and said, “Big John
judge others, you will be judged, and
doesn’t pay!” and sat down at the back.
with the measure you use, it will be
measured to you. Why do you look at The bus conductor was five feet, three,
the speck of sawdust in your brother’s thin, and basically meek. Naturally, he
eye and pay no attention to the plank in didn’t argue with Big John, but he wasn’t
your own eye? How can you say to your happy about it. He was angry within but
brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of he dared not express it. The next day
Jesus did not judge his the same thing happened - Big John got
your eye,’ when all the time there is a
plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, apostles even after the on again, made a show of refusing to
first take the plank out of your own eye, Resurrection. Most of them pay, and sat down. It became a routine
drama, everyday, the same route, the
and then you will see clearly to remove had abandoned Him and same conductor and the same big John
the speck from your brother’s eye.”
betrayed Him. Yet after the refusing to pay. The regular commuters
In John 8:1 – 11, we have the incident of resurrection He did not ask began to look forward to this little drama
the woman caught in the act of adultery. and the meek conductor’s reaction.
The Pharisees wanted to trap him. But them for reasons for their
Jesus, the just one, makes that wisdom behaviour. This grated on the bus conductor,
statement that has gone down in history who started losing sleep over the way
Jesus did not judge his apostles even Big John was taking advantage of him.
as a truth statement: “He that is without after the Resurrection. Most of them
sin among you, let him first cast a stone Finally he could stand it no longer. He
had abandoned Him and betrayed Him. signed up for body building courses,
at her.” One by one each man dropped Yet after the resurrection he did not ask
his stone and walked away. Jesus reached karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By
them for reasons for their behaviour. He the end of the summer, he had become
out to her and told her “Neither do I understood their weakness and forgave
condemn you”, but He adds: “Go and quite strong; what’s more, he felt really
them. Jesus, as the just judge, was against good about himself. So on the next
sin no more.” There is no condemnation sin and not the sinner. We must judge
there is just a prayer and welcome to Monday, when Big John once again got
or else we may not be able to discern on the bus and said, “Big John doesn’t
new life and to freedom. good from bad, proper from improper, pay!” The driver stood up, glared back
None of us are perfect. We are all trying righteousness from evil. But we must judge at the passenger, and screamed, “And
to move towards perfection. Even saints behavior, not the individual; the deed not why not?” With a surprised look on his
are not perfect. All of us make mistakes the doer; the choice not the chooser. face, Big John replied, “Big John has a
and God forgives us our sins and Jesus looked beyond the tax collector in bus pass.” The bus conductor could have
mistakes. Hence we need to imitate God Matthew or Zaccheus. He saw dedicated confronted him without having judged him
in this capacity to look with compassion followers in them. We call St. Joseph in silence. He could have saved himself a
and forgiveness. Only God is perfect as the just man because he did not lot of humiliation.
and hence only He can judge. This is want to create a scandal out of Mary’s Thus, often we are put to shame by our own
the reason why Jesus said in very clear situation. He wanted to put Mary away overdrive to condemn or put someone down.
terms: “Do not judge!” When our own quietly in order to safeguard her and her Dr. David Burns says “It’s your right to
eyes are clouded and covered with a good name. Let us think of our times make a few mistakes. If people can’t accept
big log, Jesus, is asking us whether it is when people and media are thriving on your imperfections, that’s their fault.”
possible or just and right to look at the scandals. There is a whole industry living Joe Andrew sdb
small speck in our brother’s eye. off scandal and deceit. joeandrewsdb@hotmail.com
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to the Lord. At
Personality for Imitation - 18 night God appeared
Solomon:
in a dream and
promised to fulfill his
desires. In response
he requested an
B
and also promised him riches and
ible accredits Solomon for his advisors, Joab an army commander and honor if he would walk in the steps of
proverbial wisdom, wealth, the priest Abiathar, sided with Adonijah. his father, David. As soon as Solomon
building projects, and his writings. But Adonijah was executed for seeking had settled himself in his kingdom, he
His wisdom is associated with the story to marry his father’s nurse Abishag and organized Israel into 12 administrative
of a disputed baby between two mothers. Abiathar, the priest was exiled. He then provinces, each of which was responsible
His crowning achievement was the followed his father’s last instructions to for providing the court with regular
finishing of the first ever-splendorous kill Joab and Shimei. Solomon, thus, supplies. Administered by an able corps
temple in Jerusalem. He is historically
of officers, Solomon strengthened his
credited as author of Proverbs, the Song
kingdom through political marriage
of Songs and Ecclesiastes in the Bible.
alliances. As years passed, Solomon’s
Jesus compared the lilies of the field
court reached a standard of luxury that
with Solomon’s glory and alluded to the
had never existed in Israel’s history; he
famous visit of Queen of sheba to the
accumulated enormous wealth. He had a
court of David.
large share in the trade between northern
The name Solomon means, “to be quiet” and southern countries. He established
or “peaceful”. True to his name, he was Israelite colonies around his province
least warlike of all the kings of Israel to look after military, administrative and
or Judah. Jedidiah, meaning “Beloved commercial matters.
of Yahweh”, was his God-given name
The first and most famous incident of
through Nathan. He was the second
his cleverness as a judge was when two
son of David by his wife Bathsheba. At
women came to his court with a baby
the age of 20, he succeeded his father
whom both claimed as their own. His wise
on the throne as the third and the last
decision as to the owner of the living child
king of united Israel and reigned for 40
established his reputation for wisdom.
years. He was the first king of Israel to
After this, Solomon’s fame reached far
trade commercial goods profitably to
other nations. Under his reign Israel The name Solomon beyond the national boundaries. He
composed 3,000 proverbs and 1,005
enjoyed an era of security, prosperity, means, “to be quiet” songs. One of the most celebrated visits
and international political and economic
importance.
or “peaceful”. True to to Solomon was that of the Queen of
Sheba from southern Arabia, a country
his name he was least rich in gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
Solomon was made king shortly before his
father’s death. When David was old and warlike of all the kings of Solomon needed queen’s products and
advanced in years, his elder son Adonijah, Israel or Judah. trade routes; the queen as well needed
being heir to the thorne, declared himself his marketing. When the queen tested his
as king. But Solomon’s mother along overcame the last potential threats to wisdom with riddles and questions,she
with prophet Nathan induced David to his kingdom. He then appointed his was amazed by his answers. After seeing
proclaim Solomon king. In response friends to key military, governmental and the extent of his empire and the vastness
Solomon was anointed king in public at religious posts. of his knowledge, she confessed that
Gihon spring. At first he was faced with One of the first thing Solomon did as king she underestimated him and delightfully
opposition. Two of his father’s closest was to go to Gibeon to offer sacrifices offered him gifts.
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Really use your imagination on this. EXAGGERATION - Try to picture Next create an impossible association
Maybe the shoe is a monster and vast quantities in your images. between baseball and lamp. Here are
it’s eating the baseball. Or may be a few I can picture: A lamp with a
MOVEMENT - Any movement or baseball for a lightbulb. A baseball
you could imagine a giant baseball
action is always easy to remember. speeding across a living room and
wearing shoes. Know what I mean?
For example, Tutorial i suggested shattering a lamp. A giant baseball
Once you’ve got a crazy picture in
that you see yourself cutting into a monster with a lampshade on his
your mind, stop thinking about it and
sausage and gallons of ink squirting head. See, isn’t this fun?
start thinking the next ie., lamp, now out and hitting you in the face.
visualize the lamp with the baseball. Go onto the next item and the
Like when we hit the baseball billions HUMOUR - The funnier, more absurd next, until you’re finished. Then go
of street light start glowing which and zany you can make your images, through your links and see if you
is very bright, from this brightness the more memorable they will be. can remember the whole list in order.
Computer will start working imagine Applying any combination of these You might be surprised how easy it is
instead of key board phone is used as five principles in forming your to recall each item in order.
keyboard but to make call you have to images will help make your mental The Link System is so great because
use Nail to hit with the harmer then it uses the same “machinery” that our
only your call will be connected. Link Memory System ,
brains use all the time to remember
When you are talking more than 5 however, is just the tip of stuff. Simply put, we remember stuff
minutes, it starts melting so we have the iceberg. If you review that seems to stand out in some way.
to keep in bottle, like this, link the Boring, non-interesting things never
other three items. Even You can use
research on memory and
stick very well in our memory.
different imagination for these item . learning, you will find that
there exist a vast amount of Just like any other skill, this one
There are five basic principles you takes time to learn. You might think
can apply in forming your mental information on the subject. this little exercise took longer than if
pictures which will help to make your you had tried to memorize the list the
associations strong and long lasting - associations truly outstanding and
old way. It did because you were still
memorable.
OUT OF PROPORTION - In all your learning the technique. Once you
images, try to distort size and shape. At first you may find that you need to get some practice in you’ll be able
consciously apply one or more of the to remember it lists longer than that
In first item, you were told to picture
five principles in order to make your one in way less time!
‘a shoe is a monster and it’s eating the
pictures sufficiently ludicrous. After
baseball’. Conversely, you can make For a little fun, write a letter to us
a little practice however, you should
things microscopically small. if you can remember the list of ten
find that applying the principles
items from this article and share your
SUBSTITUTION – For example I becomes an automatic and natural
comment.
suggested that you visualise baseball process.
is kicking a computer around a Merlyn Ross
Quick Tip: If your imagination is a
football pitch instead of a football, merlyns@rediffmail.com
little rusty, here are some shortcuts
or pens growing on a tree instead
to get you started: Make one of the Dear students, write to merlyns@redif-
of leaves. Substituting an out of
items giant. Give the items human fmail.com about the problems and anxiet-
place item in an image increases the ies you face in your studies. They will be
characteristics. Picture a million of
probability of recall. addressed in the forthcoming issues.
one item.
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A
virgin is. Thus the Holy Mother had
ugust 15 each year lived with him and for him and that
the foundation of the world to be is why he decided to take her away,
is a day when the holy and blameless before him in
Catholics the world bodily, into the heaven so that she
love’’. (Epesians 1:4). The purpose could be with him for eternity- that
over commemorate of the calling of disciples was not
and celebrate the feast is Assumption.
different. ‘’He went to the mountain
of the Assumption. The feast reminds and called to him those whom he In the Christian view what is
that one day we all will be taken to wanted, and they came to him. And heavenly life and the inevitable death
the heaven and shall be living with he appointed twelve, whom he also that precedes it? We should consider
God. This is our hope, aspiration and named Apostles, to be with him, and death as an invitation to be with
assurance. The bodily lifting of the to be sent out to proclaim the message Jesus Christ. But often we look at it
Blessed virgin mother Mary by God and to have authority to cast out as a terrifying monster. If one thinks
to the highest heavens so that she demons.’’ (Mark 3:13-14). What does about death in the light of the Holy
remains with him for ever is what we ‘’to be with him’’ mean? It denotes Bible, there is nothing, no experience
celebrate on the feast of Assumption. physical presence and personal love as exhilarating, joyful as death.
Here we witness the flowering and and affection. When Jesus, sitting Death and heaven mean that we
ultimate realisation of Creation. on the mountain, called the Apostles are with Christ. Saint Paul wrote to
God created man to be with him. by name from the mountain called some Thessalonians who were sorely
‘’He chose us in Christ Jesus before the Apostles by name from among grieving at the death of some of their
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with my colleagues in
n 5th of August 2009, it the teachers’ quarters
makes fifty years since I that were a haven
made my first profession. of peace, joy and
‘The Almighty has love. The Salesian
done great things for me. Holy is sisters had a
His Name!’ In June 1951 as a timid friendly but firm
teacher 19 year, I entered the gate of attitude towards
St. Joseph’s Convent, Arni, North us, their staff
Arcot District. This was due to my members.
inability to get a teacher’s vacancy in
Chennai. After
a few
Protestantism had made deep roots months
in me from my childhood, rendering
me capable of quoting the scriptures
and of being impeccable in faith and
morals. The formation of conscience
and the sense of duty given me by
my father, a C.S.I Pastor had been
the only assets leaving me quite
ignorant of tact, prudence and
diplomacy. Hence my behaviour
was that of a person who was
proud to be a non-catholic.
promised to recommend my case to St. Paul, “My grace is sufficient for Catherine Mania who understood
the FMA Provincial, Mother Cesira you?” The same he uttered to me in me, loved me sincerely and helped
Gallina. I was accepted as an aspirant my moments of agony and temptation me to be what I am today. Would that
in the Institute of the Daughters of to leave and go back home. I had hundred tongues to praise God
Mary Help of Christians. For me and spend the rest of my days loving
Now I am completing my 50 years of
it was a real miracle of God who him who has done marvels in me. I
religious life during which I received
wanted me to be a Salesian Sister am sure, he awaits me in heaven, in
numerous graces and blessings from
at all cost for His own purpose. order to seat me among the Virgins,
the Almighty and from the second
The good Lord who answered my to sing that SPECIAL SONG forever
loving family to which I belong. I
prayers did not spare me from trials, and ever. ‘May He be Praised and
owe my special gratitude to Sr. Mary
temptations and misunderstandings. Glorified.’
Vaz FMA and the beautiful soul Sr.
But did he not say to his predilect Sr.Alexandra F.M.A.
Salesian Buzzwords
Da Mihi Animas Cetera Tolle
The Latin motto of the Salesians, given to us by Don
Bosco himself, which means, “Give me souls, take away
the rest.” It shows the orientation of the SDB to save the
souls of young people – which means to work for their
holistic growth
Don
The title for diocesan priests in Italy. John Bosco was
affectionately called by his boys, Don Bosco.
EPC
Educative Pastoral Community is made up of the SDB,
youth, teachers, lay collaborators, parents, etc who work
together for the formation of a young person in a given
Salesian setting. Youth are the centre of the EPC and the Preventive System
Salesians its animating nucleus. Consultations are held in The system of education that is an ingenious creation of
a representative gathering called the Council of the EPC. Don Bosco, so called because it believes in preventing
the mistakes of youth by appealing to their reason,
Family Spirit using their sense of faith and through a loving presence
The style of Salesians as they live with and animate the among them. It is a pedagogical methodology that begins
young with familiarity and spontaneity with an experience of God, who guides His people
God Sees You through his foreseeing love and active presence among
A phrase that Mama Margaret used to tell his boys, them. The preventive system is built on three pillars of
became the spiritual basis for Salesian presence, which reason, religion and loving-kindness. It avoids corporal
is an imitation of God who is always watching over His punishment. It believes in explaining very clearly what is
people. expected from the ward. It consists in creating a family
atmosphere where young people can express themselves
Good-night spontaneously.
One of the long standing family traditions of the Salesians,
since the time of Mama Margaret, who would tell stories Salesian Spirit
to the boys before retiring to sleep. Today in most Salesian The style or the sum of the characteristics of the Salesians
communities all over the world, the practice of Good- that is expressed in their life and mission.
night consists in the Rector or another person addressing Salesian Family
the youth as the last thought of the day. Its main purpose is The umbrella movement made up of member groups –
to evaluate the activities of the day and draw conclusions religious and lay - which were directly started by Don
for the growth of the young people. Bosco or by Salesians. These groups draw inspiration
Joy & Optimism from Don Bosco and live his spirituality and contribute to
One of the pairs of Salesian qualities that is part of their the Salesian mission. The SDB (Salesian congregation) is
spirit Optimism is an attitude that every boy is basically the first among the groups and are given the responsibility
good, and joy consists in the celebration of life through to co-ordinate the Salesian Family.
festivities and the living out of daily life. VDB
Oratory Volunteers of Don Bosco are members of one of the
Originally simply means a place of prayer. It is a way- branches of Salesian family who make a promise to live
side chapel or a place where catechism classes are held. single lives and contribute to the Salesian charism.
The ingenuity of Don Bosco was to create oratories in
the playground, so as to accompany young people from Source: Selvam Resources
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But from that day on, the poor man’s life changed- he you. Now where is the logic in
began to worry about the safety of his money. Every that?”
night he slept a little less, and each time he heard the “You’re right!” cried the Turtle.
slightest sound, he became anxious about the safety of “Hop on!”
his coins.
The Scorpion climbed aboard
Finally, he could bear his unhappiness no longer. He and halfway across the river
went to the garden, dug up the coins and returned them gave the Turtle a mighty
to the banker. sting. As they both sank to
The pauper had learned an important lesson, and so has the bottom, the Turtle in despair
the banker said:
“Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there’d be
SIMPLE SOLUTION no logic in your stinging me. Then why did you do it?”
There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day “It has nothing to do with logic,” the drowning Scorpion
and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, sadly replied. “It’s just my character.”
no matter what anyone else said or did. Various people
who called themselves wise were called in by neighbors We have to be careful with whom we associate with.
and asked to do something about the child. THE MONKEY KING
The first so-called wise man told the boy that he One day long ago, some sailors set out to sea in their sailing
would, if he continued to ship. One of them brought his pet monkey along for
make so much noise, make the long journey.When
a hole in his eardrums; this they were far out at
reasoning was too advanced sea, a terrible storm
for the child, who was neither a overturned their
scientist nor a scholar. The second ship. Everyone fell
told him that drum beating was a into the sea, and the
sacred activity and should be carried monkey was sure
out only on special occasions. that he would drown.
The third offered the neighbors Suddenly a dolphin
plugs for their ears; the fourth gave appeared and picked
the boy a book; the fifth gave the him up.
neighbors books that described a
method of controlling anger through They soon reached
biofeedback; the sixth gave the the island and the
boy meditation exercises to make monkey came down from
him good-natured. Each of these remedies worked for the dolphin’s back. The dolphin
a short while, but none worked for very long. asked the monkey, “Do you know
this place?”
Eventually, a real wise came along. He looked at the
situation, handed the boy a hammer and chisel, and The monkey replied, “Yes, I do. In fact, the king of the
said, “I wonder what is INSIDE the drum?” island is my best friend. Do you know that I am actually
a prince?”
THE SCORPION AND THE TURTLE
Knowing that no one lived on the island, the dolphin said,
A Scorpion, being a very poor swimmer, asked a Turtle “Well, well, so you are a prince! Now you can be a king!”
to carry Him on his back across a river.
The monkey asked, “How can I be a king?”
“Are you crazy?” exclaimed the Turtle.
As the dolphin started swimming away, he answered,
“You’ll sting me while I’m swimming and I’ll drown.” “That is easy. As you are the only creature on this island,
“My dear Turtle,” laughed the Scorpion, “if I were to you will naturally be the king!”
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Humour
BANK ROBBERY
A man walked into a bank, got in line and when it was his
turn he pulled out a gun and robs the bank.
But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses,
he turns around and asks the next customer
CLASS ROOM JOKES in line, “Did you see me Rob this
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and Bank?”
another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? The customer replies, “Well, yes!”
Paddy: Seven! The bank robber raises his gun, points it at his
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two head and shoots him.
rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says
many rabbits have you got? to the man, “DID … YOU … SEE … ME … ROB…
Paddy: Seven! THIS… BANK?”
Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two The man calmly responds, “No, but my wife did.”
apples and two apples and another two apples, how many
apples have you got? “Honey, you`re warm.”
Paddy: Six.
Santa was talking to his fiancee, Jeeto, and
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two he said, “Be honest, how am I as a lover?”
rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have
To which Jeeto replied, “Honey, I would
you got?
definitely say that you`re warm.”
Paddy: Seven!
“Really?” Santa said excitedly.
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of
“Yes, In fact I would say that you`re the
two rabbits is seven?
dictionary definition of the word ‘warm’.”
Paddy: I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!
Santa was pleased until he went home and,
The teacher came up with a good problem. “Suppose,” just for fun, checked his dictionary and found,
she asked the second-graders, “there were a dozen sheep “WARM: Not so hot.”
and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would
be left?” SIDE EFFECTS
“None,” answered little Norman.
A man is cutting sides of a capsule before talking it. His
“None? Norman, you don’t know your arithmetic.” neighbour saw this and asked him, “Why are you
“Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, cutting the sides of the capsule?
they all go!” He replied, “To avoid side effects.”
Q: What is a baby’s motto
A: If at first you don’t succeed cry cry again!
Romantic compliment
Increase My Salary
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her
One employee told his boss, husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty.
“Sir, Increase my salary, Will you still give me a romantic
I got married recently.” compliment?”
Picture Scramble?
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