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bymrladoliphant
Best week of my life.
Thought I'd get the ball running on PSRs.
Worst Hair Dyeing attempts in the history of the world
Rob Tyler 6 a.m. Saturday Morning
"THE HAIRDRESSER'S AREN'T OPEN YET WHY ARE WE HERE!"
"TOUR DOESN'T LEAVE FOR TWO HOURS, WHY ARE WE HERE?, Rob we leave in 20
minutes "2 HOURS!!"
"WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DUNFERMLINE??"
"STOP SPINNING THAT BAG!!!! I'M GOING TO SORT THIS OUT! STOP ITTTTTTT,
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF!"
Preceeding to sleep for the next 20 hours.
7 a.m. ZBB on the bus
Elitist ZSF ever
Guy spewing all over his life in dover burger king and preceeding to be clapped
out by the GUHC in front of 50 schoolchildren.
Port to Port
Singing the songs repeatedly without realising it
Loughborough Singoff
Singing Les Marseilles as we entered France, then turning to Flower of Scotland, to
Ireland Ireland, to sheer Sectarian chanting...
Erm did you hear, The polish centre back passed the ball back to Artur Boruc, he
winded at it and missed and next thing you know 32.
Hardcore ZSF at the back of the bus
Never have I ever at the back of the bus, too much came out
Leo "Titwank" Howes
Posted:03Apr200907:18pm
Anna "Cries during Sex" Godman
Next morning horrible chat
Cockmania 09
OH MY GAWDDD
Chris Benoit, Hardcore Champion, Killed his family with a seat, not a fold away
chair
Willy Beamin, used to have 6 brothers then he killed 4 with the tombstone
piledriver through the kitchen table when his mum served
dinner, he then got ejected by her.
Emmanuel Petit, all they have, all they have...
El Howes Diouf
Olympic Mayonnaise
El Howes Diouf pays 60 pounds a year to play for olympic mayonnaise, and drives
the bus for the 2s
Dick Flair, WOOO
Cock of the day, Cock of the day 2, Gillette Coccer Saturday
Adrian Chode, Lee Dickson, Chris Cockmara
Shit the Bed
Click Click Click Click OH TEYN, Football's coming home.
Calella, Town planning disaster.
KEBAP SQUAD!
Salad Sauce?
Naveen Guruswamy
Nav got chucked out of a kebap shop, at half 5 in the afternoon...
Nav Kicked a dog, at 6 in the afternoon
Nav started a fight with a wall, lost
Nav was punching women in the vagina, lost
Nav shagged a dog, three times
Nav's name is spelt wrong on his HANDWRITTEN Indian passport...
Double Duck
Emergency Services Night
Mass ZBB, Standard
Getting absolutely pied from every club in Calella
Ending up in a random bar
Out singing the brownies...
Taggie destroying her nose on the sinks
Milky dropping his costume in the lavvy and pissing on it
Rob with his spinning piss, covering ducky
Ruthie trying to make tom spew to save his life
Hitting up leo's room for some post skite ZBB
Leo's rage at Rab C Johnson, resulting in him swimming
Memories of keks aff in the corridors...
Missed first day of hockey completely, slept and ate instead...
Most racist chat ever in the GUSA Presedential Suite...
Disney Nite
Cowmations
Stingray
Getting horribly skited
Mass passing out in Alcatraz
Getting pissed on by Rob tyler
6 of us up for breakfast the next day, having a food fight with bunion, chinning
juice, falling off my chair
Steph "Final Solution" Collins horribly racist chat on the bus there, 4th Reich, Four
by Twos etcetera
Somehow all but 3 folk arrived at hockey
Heads and Vols(Vods)
Dominating the Plate
Top scorer prolific centre forward senor chips, setting up CC elect in the final to
win the plate and take us to the meal that never happened...
GUHC biggest Sore winners ever, mass pile up, biggest ever sing song in the
middle of the pitch as essex looked on sullen faced.
Bus home, the sexual exploits of willy steamin beamin...
Kebap Squad assembled
Fame Night
Double Duck game class
Alcatraz, nav asaulting women's genitalia
The Birth of the skite rats, you know who you are...
Me apologising to said women and getting spearated from the group
In turn leading to me starting on the biggest bouncer seen to man
Finding ladcaster, attempting to play ball for boob, not finding any boob, went to
bed.
Skite Rats
Being woken up by Ratters at half 6 in the morning fro a game of skite rat
Elite game
Invented Pigeon, Sesame, Cobbles
Milky coming in for a game, passing out on a chair and slept there for 12 hours
Played SSRPPSC til we ran out of booze then went to breakfast...
Breakfast
Ducky Spewing on his plate
Potatos with sugar??
Rat Tyler spitting juice on me, prompting me to retaliate and Madrat adair to
continually ejaculate juice into Sincy's ear for the next 10 minutes
Chinning a mammoth quantity of yogurt
Getting ejected by the food nazis (one of final solutions employees)
Going back to the Rathole for another game
Inserting sausage in Ratters arse
Mass spoon, sincy falling out of bed twice and giving up
Went to the sharpest beach in existance, negative sunlight...
Disposing of beamin's last pair of shoes in the med
Victory Dinner, never happened...
Tour Tops
The college stole our corridor, forgetting there was two on the floor... cunts.
Trying to infiltrate ZBB with SR calls, failing...
Having my anal virginity stolen by steph
Going for a pre club Kebap
Bargaining into the club
Taps aff what is love
Warning "Toilet Fwshes Automatic Ally"
Milk The Cow (Advanced)
Breakdancing
Climbing bins
Watching the leader of the 4th reich collins, yell let's all race bins then charging a
bin head first into a kerb sending her and the bin flying...
Team boy racing two massive black guys, cheating and losing anyway...
Attempted game of skite rat turning into everyone passing out in the rathole...
Waiting for the bus, facebookraping the nice guy who let janey use his internet
credit...
RCJ purchasing dog porn
The bus home not being as horrible as thought
The Omen, worst acting ever, best film ending ever, chop it....
Damian, Hardcore Champion...
That's about all i can remember for now, took me long enough, now for the lad flat
booze and dog porn....
Bring on next year!!!!!!
byMr.Roddy
Thats the best PSR I have ever read. Im pretty sure all the bus boys are either hitting
the beery bar/ splatter/ ratter/cheesy pop at the moment, i on the other hand have
ratted off to st. a's in preparation of a seemingly impossible half marathon. i
haven't been on my wheel in such a long time. here goes....part two comes out later
PART ONE
TEN HOUR
I was BINNED
all i can remember was loving the tour names
wondering why lavelle was there
clacko killing me with a funnel
the worst hair ever
beamin looking like an albino
waking up a la bus not really knowing how id got there (refer to ratoliphantes rsr
for the details)
COACH
getting straight back on it
massive games of ZBB/ZSF
slim bill not being so slim
eddie being a complete tool
getting to dover, massive q for the bk
bk women telling eilidh to bugger off
rcjs cheesecake ordeal
songs, endless songs
meeting ladcaster for the first time
cockmania 09
click click click click click 0teyn
applause for the guy carried out
BOAT
immediately challenged to boat race
killed at the boat race
tapps aff time
leo titwank howes and his crate of kroneys
songs songs songs
out singing everyone
yates, team boy and bracey being too skited to remember what songs wed actually
sung
bracey only being able to say 'i know a bear rob, do you...'
team boy spending only two mins with us, the rest spent chinning wine with
ladcaster
PORT
this gets a separate mention, yates and sat nav both finished their bottles of ports
in different fashions.
SAT NAV rolling about on a table, then everyone singing slumdog millionaire at
him
YATES sat on his tod on a table with only three gulps needed to finish it, taking a
sip and puking his load in a bag in a box (simple concept) and then finally finishing
it. ended by being carried off the boat and nose diving it down a set of stairs
COACH TO SPAIN
elitest game of ZBB ever, me ducky ratters ratoliphante team rat one and titwank
howes
ratters being surprisingly good at it (high srp)
then playing have i never and the secrets coming out
titwank titwanks/ four digits/ taking girls home for the soul purpose off titwanks/
showers at night
ratters crying all the time/ her school trip to greece
ratoliphante general lanter (hold up your lanterns)
NIGHT OUT NUMBER ONE
bus driver crashing the bus as we got off
i think this was the 999 emergency services but cant really remember
pretty much everyone in scrubs
club corridor
being there until two in the morning and titwank saying he didnt want to leave, just
stay in ccorridor
KEBAB SQUAD ASSEMBLE
sat nav explaining far too many times how much his kebab cost and how it was
different on different days and more for chilli sauce
saying to the women donde esta ma bitches and then getting removed
tom harley, member of KS drinking nearly a bottle and a half of frosties and passing
out, getting up thinking it was time to go out but it was breakfast, winner of the
trophy for the first night
various drinking names, finishes, countdowns etc....
hitting alcatraz funpubbar and literally tearing the place apart (this might have been
the next night...i cant remember)
accidentally urinating on skiteworth
shakes original skiterat being absolutely binned and ending up ith my scrubs
thanks to tapps aff time
using the megaphones in club corridor and being told by wilie team boy daily mail
scaremongering beamin that the mayor of callela would arrest us...
HOCKEY DAY ONE
waking up and hitting the hockey and hating every minute of life
dribbling far too much
some teams taking it far too seriously
skitelight was heads and vols
hi tech right
seeing walls prostate
right im shattered, more to come later......
bymrspecialolympics
James Skiteworths PSRR (post skite rat report)
Part 1:
10 hour hive: virtually zero
CC elect pre bus: "tour doesnt start for another 2 hours"
"the hair dresser doesnt open till six oclock".
Going through England: blur
The ferry however: singsongs were absolutely immense.
"Lets all have a DISCO"
Mr Andrew Yates filling a box of wine with the most disgusting spew i have ever
seen.
Slumdog millionaire
Playing the best round of ZSF that i have ever been, or probably will ever be, a part
of.
"i have never": Godman can get "emotional" and L Howes Diouf is an absolute Tit
Wank Fiend.
Sectarian songs: you can shove your fucking red hands up your arse
First assembly of Kebab squad: 50cents ma bitch
SatNav inquiring in the local kebab shop dnde estn ma bitches before getting
chucked out.
SatNav not shutting the fuck up about chilli sauce.
hey satnav, Ill give you all the money in my wallet if you kick that dog over there
SatNav kicked the dog. SatNav received no money.
Club Corridor in 999 attire.
Cup of black absinthe: complete waste of a 7 euro CBO/Mcnifica
Outside a club just about to seal an entrance deal on the grounds that we didnt
have wristbands but we werent that drunk, as the whole of the GUHC came
bounding around the corner singing she was my granny. As soon as the manager
saw this he just walked off in disgust.
Ridiculous sing off with brownies.
Trying to open up a canoe that was quite clearly a bench
Getting caught in Rat Tylers urine spin
Teamboy playing in Goals for (champions of Europe) GUHC wearing a helmet and a
Flipper
H and Vs
Hightech right
Ratty (maddies bro) McCanns ridiculous frog hat that he wore pretty much all tour.
Teamboy on the way back from hockey singing every song he could possibly think
of solo.
Cowmations
Dancing/ bouncing in the lift
Obscene and unnecessary amounts of nakedness
Getting chucked out from beach boys club
Spending 20 euros when it was 2 euros a pint in Alkatraz
Laughing so unbelievably hard at Rat Tylers vomiting that I was sick
Trying and failing to hit a club afterwards
Thats about all I can muster at the moment
byMrStumps
That is some PSR!
Please keep it coming, love to hear you enjoyed yourselves....please bring Shakes
back in one piece.
bymrladoliphant
have to add the dog porn rcj purchased was horrendous. however it took a turn to
the worse as it then became horse porn...
scarred for life...
byAndyNicoll
I'm goin to murder this psr!
Lad Flat
Amazing names and stories
sheer funnelage
willy's reaction to being teamboy
willy being an albino
mine and iains hair being complete failure
Yatesy's hair
Posted:04Apr200912:14am
10 hour hive
Constant reference to lad mcann pulling becky taylor.... LAD!
me tap tapping people then looking at them with disgust when they turned round
eilidh menzies telling me and willy she loves me more!
yates attempting to knick my kaybab and ending himself on a wall
big c.c claiming he was going skiing and tour was over then disappearing
creek creek from leos room with everybody listening in
angry ned in leos bed
Bus
C.C hating everyone when on bus and threatening to kill thr girl swinging her bag
over her head, before sleeping for 36 hours getting up just to say leo titwank howes
the final solution holding up the bus
zbb at 7am,
cock and balls tree in carlisle
Teamboys downing of milk followed by every song
wallsy's amazing verses in yogi and chicago
tb and tg bonding
fake countdown with sleeping jayna
tb purchasing porno and lube
dover 2 hour wait, poppers consumption
Boat
sexomnia,greek fetish and kumar completing port to port
anialation by ladcaster in boat race
songs and little children looking on in disgust
nav under the table
beating loughbrough lads at songs
funnels
taps aff
nutter bus driver who looked but didn't act like santa
not remembering leaving boat
BusCalella
sexomnia filling three bags with recycled port, that boy loves a spew
ultimate game of zbb and variations, nothing but pros
vile game of thumbs up thumbs down before conking out and it getting even
dirtier.
waking up at 6am the clique chat begins thanks to tb, sexomnia and mr chips!
below is just some of it...
the french team arent french
2)zidane born on a boat
3)boruc kicked over the ball 31!!
4)30 men 1 ringdirty men fun ring
5)Chris benoit hardcore champ
6)crippler crossface through the table
7)click, click, pop o'teyn its coming home
cock mania 09
9)cock is great, it doesnt need an s to be plural
the rest is a blur of clique chat
arriving for dick bus driver to crash!!!
emergency services
tb and tg going in pool and tg forgetting to remove phone
german man chat
corridor boozing
first signs that zoe may not be great at zbb
people pissing upstairs not in the urinal
c.c doing spinning piss
milky dropping top in puddle of urine
taggie decking it
wallsys cock everywhere, sheer cock mania
lifeguard photos
steph asking for alis fag then dropinng it and stubbing it out saying it willl kill him
teamboy doing sit ups in the road repeating "im gay"
attemts to kick over peoples heads, teamgirl joins in and decks it granny styley
after claiming she did gymnastics
immense drinking game in the adopted lad flat, box of wine devoured
rory calling fin after countdown with stefi!, making the belfast telegraph front
page
game interupted by clicks!
leo angry, so rlj told to jump in pool.
Hockey
bus smell had a physical presence
great half spoon and sleep with eilidh on route
arriving and me and rory double clothesline sat nav who is down for 5 mins
first match, 2 footing a girl, frog splashing ladcaster, rob dribbling
the euro triumph begins
H and V's, hi tech rights is the new punt, zidane volleys, so much red ass, roy
keane for h and v's forget hockey
kings taking it too seriously
tb's flipper and socialising, teaching a group of girls the granny in song, they
hated it
eilidh taking one for the team
Walls of Jericho, rankin refereeing
Disney
Dalmations and Cowmations partnerships
everyone anialated
going out at 2
don't remember anything and regretting the stuff i forgot
ostrich planting in bed and water in ass
rory pissing in corridor
willy and rory making enemies
c.c's cock out and me explaining it gets 5times bigger when erect
memory of this night doesnt exist
Hockey2
mine and yatesys crude chat
more crude chat with bracey, rcj and rory
Euro champions
Ali and camilla dying in bushes and spewing awie!
mr chips ultimate goalscorer
breakdance celebrations
stu rankin game plan
euro final extra time goal, champions, wild celebrations, worst winners ever!, leo
saving c.c from being crushed, janey being hit in face, sit ups on c.c, songs!
championays, willy and rory spewing on ground
willy speaking to every bus before ours
willy social animal
lessons on genitalia
meaning of clunging defined by el presidente
general franco
Fame
club night
taps aff
titanic
c.c off his nut, picking up everyone
sleazy spanish men
angry spanish men
claxtons immense dancing
skite rats born
tweedle dum tweedle dee, rep rubbish at it, stef rubbish at it, me and rory turning
it into a naked game
victory meal
worst meal ever
nav being benched
having to down a pitcher
sooo much rat and pigeon on our plates
dirty ruggers
"are story's shit so i'll get my tits out"
zbb, zoe making hilarious mistakes
ring of fire with dirty cards
making up metals
marker pen on everyone
"i have drugs in my vagina"
hitting the club
taps aff
nav being taken home and beaten after being aggressive
leaving, killing iain with bins, steph nailing bin against curb, saw it coming a mile
off.
willy racing athletes,cheating and still losing
pizzas
stefis amazing skite rat message and being so drunk smacking her wouldn't wake
her
staying up all night
spoonage
ali decking under desk
willy's creepy sleep smile
brekfast without sleep always weird
rob buying actual animal porn
Journey home
One word OMEN
just watch last 20 mins
watching disgusting animal porn at lad flat. disgusting
yes my life is sad
byWillie
Teamboy's PSR:
Friday Night
Declaration that I was to be Teamboy in Calella, much to my surprise but also
delight as I screamed with delight.
Telling Eilidh, 'A boyfriend she wanted, a Teamboy she got'
Drinking the best part of a bottle of High Commissioner and inevitably lasting
around 30 minutes in the Hive, taken home by my GF.
Saturday
Waking up with 15 missed calls from Yatesy and running to the bus, passing out
Waking up in England and tucking into my box of Lambo, finished with haste
Ruined with haste and Singing songs with the beys
Getting to the boat, introducing NUMHC to 'She was my Granny' and getting lost on
the return to the Geordie Wagon
Sunday
Waking up at 6am and having the best chat with Rory, Andy and Iain. See Andy's
PSSR for allusions to Hardcore titles, clicks and conjunctions
Getting reskited
Milk challenge, Pickle challenge (including the half pint of Vinegar
Having 3 minutes to get into the pool with Teamgirl, oh dear TG...
Chopping my Gin in the presession, absolutely wankered
Not sure what happened on this nite out but there was definitely Turkish Kebabs,
salad and sauce and Olympic Mayonnaise involved...
Monday
Jew Baiting
Going to Hockey, bottle of Gin and vodka and Coke with predictable consequences
Hockey with St Marys
Chat with Newcastle, Surrey, escape the crate with Essex and Funnels with Ladcaster
Every song in my archive with UCB
'Get yer rat oot' and serious ball pain with Yatesy, HATRED!!
Going to 'Fun Pub Bar Alcatraz' and riding the Skite Train while watching Eilidh be
sick down herself
Punching the Turk, HATRED!!
Making Enemies with Rory, OH MY GAWWD
Video of HATE (see Rorys phone for explanation)
Tuesday
Serious serious Hangovers, Ali Klaxtons absense
Winning the Plate and More megaphone fun
The Victory Dinner
Janey spewing enroute
Getting eaten by St Mary's Rugger boys
Dancing on Stage
Nav the Dog Shagger and the worst Two Hours of my life
Neon nite and the paint man due to my lack of costume
Storytime, 'What day is it? I sometimes ask myself'
Tom Harleys bottle of Absinthe and my bottle of Oozooooo
Teamgirl trying really hard to pull Nav and collapsing on the floor
Club Memphis, Taps Aff, German Anthems in the toilets, Rob Johnson with his rat
oot on the podium
Walking home with Steph, getting into the banged up motor and dominating the
pool
Wednesday
Waking up at 1 o clock, beach times, losing my Flipy Floppys
More racism from SC
Two bite finish in McDonalds
Epic PreSesh, Washing Racism from my back in the Shower with Rob J's
enthusiastic help!!
Wankered again, arguing with Rob J about getting naked, HATRED!!
Rory sick into a bin every 5 seconds for a minute in his attempts to see off a pint of
Sangria
The Car Wash, chasing Pip through Calella in my boxers
Racing Essex sprinters!! I lost
Forgetting my Pin Number
'Which ways the beach?!!'
Death and mass spooning in Leo's bed
Excessive Vandalism with Collins, perhaps hundreds of pounds of Damage were
done to that car, woops!!
Thursday
Race hate in the lobby
General Franco
Sleeping on the bus
The boat in the groundbreaking CTS meeting
The Omen, OH MY GAWWD, Laughing til I cried when that Nanny got catapulted into
the air by Liev Schreiber's motor
Friday
Sleeping and Blood Diamond
Saying goodbye to my Hero, Zoeh
Wondering why im not going home til Tuesday as I sit in an empty flat!!
What Larks, well done Camilla, Bracey and Will
byTeamBoy1
Best skite of my life chaps.
Where a regular GUHC night might leave me moneyless phoneless dignityless
clotheless and entirely free of any charateristic of health, tour did not disapoint, but
this time I like to think i made some new friends (facebook says 5 innit), definitely
some new words and a theme by which to hereby live my life by, skite rat.
I haven't a clue how to go about splitting the various antics up into days, although
the photos have proved to be a great aid. still not going to bother..
all i know is..
team willy isn't a racist, because he hates all races and religions exactly the same,
so its ok
team willy has horrible plans for el howes diouf, mainly involving a kaybab skewer
woke up one morning to bracey spooning me and clacko asleep on the floor using
the table for a duvet
woke up another morning in a mass spoon with the skite rats, a sweaty affair
don't remember waking up anyother mornings
my loving relationship with rat dog making the belfast telegraph; "illiterate town
child and belfast head girl"
the state of rat tyler trying to chair games when hes too skited to speak
choruses of stingray nanana and you're a fucking skiterat
chop it remix
squirting water on milky after he passed out, thus causing him to be violently sick
team willy having to sit between games and stare at the wall, the saddest sight i
have ever bare witness to
chode harley kicking a big old stone ball thinking it was a balloon
rat dog thinking of catholics to make herself spew
team willys determination to make enemies everynight when we got in, led to a few
drunken quests
big massive german squires unbelievably fit daughter, how did he make her?
port to port challenge, loving it because port turns out to be turbo buckfast, using
my newfound energy to spur on yates to finish his, scenes of jubilation followed
see that baby in the manger? (its jesus fucking christ!)
countless sectarian tunes, deal
sat nav getting kicked out of a kaybab store
megaphones
stu rankins fucking toe
heads and vods, hi tech right, STINNGGERRS and wallsy's horribly mistimed bicycle
kick
the one time i went like 5 hours without even spewing once, it was ace
ratiphant's rage
ratworths's rage
team willy's rage
steph "final solution" collins rage
el howes diouf chairing a game and deciding to reward ttl and myself if we would
behave, and how he did!!
jaynal probe being a permanent mess for 5 days, not a lot sense or in fact words
she spoke, just noises innit
gum shield game
ring of firefilling a bin with spew, skitelight
pigeons sesame cobble, but punt is still in the game cos its ok to punt pigeons
thinking how much fin is going to hate the clique chat and how happy that made us
all
el howes diouf laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate at night
Had an amazing time, thank you social guys and the GULHC for making it so, now i
just need to source me a kaybab and get a game of skite rat on the go with my
favourite people
byAndyNicoll
rory your first psr mate, what an effort! u should retire or just make it only an
annual thing to save that gold for when it really matters.
bymissuptheduff
aj's psr: consult my million milelong collection of ffoottooos of faceybook...tells all
(well not all, but alot)
cop out??......yeh yeh i know!
ye?
miss all u skite rats!!!!
best week of me life!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
byshakes
PSR in no particualr order:
Skiterat
Skite
Rat
Lanter
Lantern
Cobbles
Pigeon
Sesame
Bunion
Chop it
Stingray
Nav
Clunging
Clopportunity
Don Simon
Steph Collins Holocaust Denier
The other other F word
Sectarianism
Prods everywhere
Cupasoup
click click
OOOOO 10
Taps Aff
Carparks
Greatest week of my life...
bySinc
favourite moment of tour
get her.......GET HER.....GET
HER.........YAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!
byyatesy
fantastic job camillla,brace and willimina.
this is in random order as i only remember things that way.
most important purchase of my life... megaphone 10 euros...deal!!!
stu 'chest arms and bunion ' rankin
ali claxton you have 30 seconds to describe the downstairs parts of xxxxxxxx go....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sexomnia's gigantic balls and maddogs face...
milky "i hate tour"
me "your lying and you know it, now shot some of this lovely gin"
swig taken...
instant spew and half hour long nose bleed
milky"i didnt mean it!!" lol
kebabsquad members chode and kumar not knowing they had gone out on a
couple of the nights, and relying on pictures of them to believe us otherwise.
teamgirl loves the omen
teamboy i apologise about the stingy scrote, but thems the rules of H&Vs.x
damien has serious LOTY potential
wallsys skills on a hockey pitch are un matched.
now i didnt see much of this but i do believe that jayna redecorated the bathroom
of someones room in fake tan.... and demanded that she go out to a club so in
order to control her raving i gave her my tour top to go out in.... she put it on
backwards straight away and bounced out the room...next time i saw her she was
attempting to drown wallsy in the lobby of the hotel the next day , having not slept.
the dal/cowmation night...
mr rob roommate tyler.... had a serious allergic reaction to the hallway of the hotel
on our way home and decided it best to head straight into a coma about 2 feet from
the door of the room. this is post serious spew action, that ducky found so funny
he joined him in spewing ducky in a completely battered state decided he had
control of club captain elect... grabbed the unconscious lump under the arms took
two steps back into the room and dropped him in another fit of laughter.
a squad of shakes rankin walls and myself pickup rob horizontally and drag his
CARCUS to bed, and force him into recovery position.
in the meantime mr duckworth is leaping from foot to foot around gleefully in the
background hahah
in the morning mr tyler wakes to the chorus of titanic piping out the megaphone a
ft from his face, his initial response being"i am a hundred per cent not going to
hockey today" i started singing along to titanic, got euan bnoc miller involved and
within 5 minutes he was up and semi human. then turned to me and said
''yates are u ok? i had to put u in the recovery position last nite...." i laughed
through breakfast.
this same breakfast also included ms maddog adair throwing bacon at everything
and everyone...and then picking it off the floor and eating it.
tyler and duckworth....lift moments...i dont want to say anymore
and finally before i get to nav.... lets have a round of things that xxxxxxx has said
to u...... :/
Ode to NAV times and quotes
'50cent's ma bitch innit'
'i kicked the dog so gimme ur money'
i walked into the kebab shop and the women was there and i was like "donde este
ma bitches?!" and she was like pointin at door n stuf. but i wanted kebab, like 3.20
for kebab with chile sauce, but like its like (hiccup) 3.20 for like kebab and sauce, i
like didnt want any salad but like its more expensive during the week like..... and
on and on and on,
meanwhile dribbler,chips,chode,myself and 'can i cum in' are sitting trying not to
choke on the maccie ds in front of us as the hammered nav describes his kebab
shop ordeal.
dressing nav for hockey while he screamed abuse at me in indian
sleeping on the wall that he the falling night began fighting.
never have i seen such a small man consume such a hefty volume of alcohol and
survive.... however i am unsure if naveen is still with us, as his cough which got
progressively worse on the trip home may have ended his life.
'i think im dying' cough cough cough 'like seriously'
there is more as always but im even fed up of this post by now !!
bymrsuave
av got a virus yates....its kl tho...slept for 34hrs straight...cant wait for next
year..woop woop
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byWillie
I thought I should share this v. important piece of info that I have just recieved, well
ill put in context first...
My beloved father (fortyeight) is off with the GB Civil Service team on Hockey Tour
to Barcelona, when questioned where he was staying he answered:
'Eh, some place called Callell..Callela, yea thats it'
My response, 'dear god'
Now this has just come to light...
Text recieved from said individual at approximately 9.28pm
'Im in Fun Pub Bar Alcatraz!!!!'
God help him...
byLeo
Thats class! Let him know Club Menfis is also well worth a cheeky visit...
byWillie
Mate, I reckon hes probably already there...
bymrladoliphant
The beamen family, like father, like son, Lads...
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byyatesy
you just cant script this stuff!!!!!
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