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*train noises*

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Panel 3 Panel 4 PAN Douglas: Ding dong! Business Cat, I’m here for the shareholders meeting.

Douglas: Ding dong! Business Cat, I’m here for the shareholders meeting.

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Panel 5 Panel 6 Business Cat: Right on schedule.
Panel 5 Panel 6 Business Cat: Right on schedule.
Panel 5 Panel 6 Business Cat: Right on schedule.

Business Cat: Right on schedule.

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Panel 7 Panel 8 BC: First order of business, are we still on for jelly jam

BC: First order of business, are we still on for jelly jam sandwiches at six?

business, are we still on for jelly jam sandwiches at six? D: I’m warming them up
business, are we still on for jelly jam sandwiches at six? D: I’m warming them up

D: I’m warming them up in my hat right now with brain-power.

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Panel 9 Panel 10 Delta blues crooner: Jeeeeeeeellyyy hrrrmmmm jaaaaaaaam! BC: Good.

Delta blues crooner: Jeeeeeeeellyyy hrrrmmmm jaaaaaaaam!

Panel 9 Panel 10 Delta blues crooner: Jeeeeeeeellyyy hrrrmmmm jaaaaaaaam! BC: Good.
Panel 9 Panel 10 Delta blues crooner: Jeeeeeeeellyyy hrrrmmmm jaaaaaaaam! BC: Good.

BC: Good.

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Panel 11 Panel 12 (pause) BC: That’s all I have. Any new business with you? D:

(pause)

BC: That’s all I have. Any new business with you?

Panel 11 Panel 12 (pause) BC: That’s all I have. Any new business with you? D:
Panel 11 Panel 12 (pause) BC: That’s all I have. Any new business with you? D:

D: I found this dumb baby.

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Panel 13 Panel 14 *dumb baby noise* BC: A dumb baby? Whose dumb baby?

*dumb baby noise*

Panel 13 Panel 14 *dumb baby noise* BC: A dumb baby? Whose dumb baby?
Panel 13 Panel 14 *dumb baby noise* BC: A dumb baby? Whose dumb baby?

BC: A dumb baby? Whose dumb baby?

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Panel 15 Panel 16 D: I dunno. It was just on the ground being stupid, so
Panel 15 Panel 16 D: I dunno. It was just on the ground being stupid, so

D: I dunno. It was just on the ground being stupid, so I picked it up.

It was just on the ground being stupid, so I picked it up. D: We’ll be

D: We’ll be your dads until we find your actual dumb parents.

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Panel 17 Panel 18 BC: Dumb babies are expensive and bad for business. How can we

BC: Dumb babies are expensive and bad for business. How can we turn this crisis around?

expensive and bad for business. How can we turn this crisis around? D: Don’t ask me.
expensive and bad for business. How can we turn this crisis around? D: Don’t ask me.

D: Don’t ask me. You’re the Business Cat.

BC: Yes.

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Panel 19 Panel 20 BC: I am the Business Cat. BC: We should invest money in
Panel 19 Panel 20 BC: I am the Business Cat. BC: We should invest money in
Panel 19 Panel 20 BC: I am the Business Cat. BC: We should invest money in

BC: I am the Business Cat.

Panel 19 Panel 20 BC: I am the Business Cat. BC: We should invest money in
Panel 19 Panel 20 BC: I am the Business Cat. BC: We should invest money in

BC: We should invest money in the baby for future gains. Here.

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Panel 21 Panel 22 BC: Put these dollars in its mouth. *baby coo*

BC: Put these dollars in its mouth.

Panel 21 Panel 22 BC: Put these dollars in its mouth. *baby coo*

*baby coo*

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Panel 23 Panel 24 BC: Is it generating any profit?

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Panel 23 Panel 24 BC: Is it generating any profit?

BC: Is it generating any profit?

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Panel 25 Panel 26 D: It’s generating something BC: This is no good. One might say

D: It’s generating something

Panel 25 Panel 26 D: It’s generating something BC: This is no good. One might say

BC: This is no good. One might say this is the opposite of good.

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Panel 27 Panel 28 D: You think the baby’s ZOOM IN D: Evil?! *dramatic music cue*

D: You think the baby’s

ZOOM IN
ZOOM IN

D: Evil?!

*dramatic music cue*

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Liquid Assets

Liquid Assets
Panel 29 Panel 30 Liquid Assets BC: Since the arrival of this baby, our liquid assets

BC: Since the arrival of this baby, our liquid assets have plunged 80,000 percent.

Liquid Assets CAMERA PAN BC: If this trend continues, we will have infinitely negative liquid
Liquid Assets
CAMERA PAN
BC: If this trend continues, we will
have infinitely negative liquid assets
by the end of the quarter.

*Camera follows moving arrow*

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Liquid Assets
Liquid Assets

BC: Douglas, go find that voodoo-baby’s parents before it ruins the business. Or I’ll dispose of it myself.

Liquid Assets
Liquid Assets

D: But where are they?

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Panel 33 Panel 34 *Wendy and Brian play keyboard and drum machine, respectively* Wendy: That was

*Wendy and Brian play keyboard and drum machine, respectively*

and Brian play keyboard and drum machine, respectively* Wendy: That was good, but you’re coming in
and Brian play keyboard and drum machine, respectively* Wendy: That was good, but you’re coming in

Wendy: That was good, but you’re coming in with the beats too early. Wait for the arpeggios.

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Panel 35 Panel 36 D (O.S.): Haunted baby incoming! W: Ah!
Panel 35 Panel 36 D (O.S.): Haunted baby incoming! W: Ah!

D (O.S.): Haunted baby incoming!

Panel 35 Panel 36 D (O.S.): Haunted baby incoming! W: Ah!

W: Ah!

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WALKS PAST
WALKS PAST
WALKS
PAST

D: Ha ha, Wendy. You drop babies harder than your robot-thing drops fat beats.

Wendy. You drop babies harder than your robot-thing drops fat beats. *happy baby coo* W: What

*happy baby coo*

W: What are you doing with a baby?

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Panel 39 Panel 40 D: Finding it a home. Is it yours? W: No. W: It’s

D: Finding it a home. Is it yours?

W: No.

Panel 39 Panel 40 D: Finding it a home. Is it yours? W: No. W: It’s

W: It’s cute. And sticky.

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Panel 41 Panel 42 D: It got its grubby fingers into my jelly jam. DBC: Jeeellllyy

D: It got its grubby fingers into my jelly jam.

DBC: Jeeellllyy jaaaaam, gettin’ babies all stickyyyyy.

DBC: Jeeellllyy jaaaaam, gettin’ babies all stickyyyyy. *cracking noises* W: Wait, why do you think it’s

*cracking noises*

W: Wait, why do you think it’s mine?

D: You can give up the charade, Wendy.

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Panel 43 Panel 44 *more cracking noises* D: Business Cat told me all about your baby

*more cracking noises*

D: Business Cat told me all about your baby prison.

Panel 43 Panel 44 *more cracking noises* D: Business Cat told me all about your baby

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Panel 45 Panel 46 W: Please don’t call my uterus a baby prison. *ground shakes, tank

W: Please don’t call my uterus a baby prison.

Panel 45 Panel 46 W: Please don’t call my uterus a baby prison. *ground shakes, tank

*ground shakes, tank noises*

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D: Don’t shoot! I’ll confess government secrets!

48 PAN D: Don’t shoot! I’ll confess government secrets! BC: Douglas, I purchased this expensive tank

BC: Douglas, I purchased this expensive tank to protect us from financial bankruptcy.

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Panel 49 Panel 50 BC: Coincidentally, we are now bankrupt. BC: And it’s that baby’s fault.
Panel 49 Panel 50 BC: Coincidentally, we are now bankrupt. BC: And it’s that baby’s fault.

BC: Coincidentally, we are now bankrupt. BC: And it’s that baby’s fault.

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Panel 51 BC: Deliver it to that baby daddy. Panel 52 BC: Or baby momma.

BC: Deliver it to that baby daddy.

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Panel 51 BC: Deliver it to that baby daddy. Panel 52 BC: Or baby momma.

BC: Or baby momma.

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Panel 53 BC: Or both. Panel 54 BC: Maybe deliver it to inside this tank gun.

BC: Or both.

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Panel 53 BC: Or both. Panel 54 BC: Maybe deliver it to inside this tank gun.

BC: Maybe deliver it to inside this tank gun.

W: I’m voting against the tank-gun idea.

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Panel 55 BC: Well I’m voting for it twice. Panel 56 D: No tank guns. Business

BC: Well I’m voting for it twice.

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Panel 55 BC: Well I’m voting for it twice. Panel 56 D: No tank guns. Business
Panel 55 BC: Well I’m voting for it twice. Panel 56 D: No tank guns. Business
Panel 55 BC: Well I’m voting for it twice. Panel 56 D: No tank guns. Business

D: No tank guns. Business Cat, I motion for an emergency shareholders meeting.

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Panel 57 BC: Motion granted. You may enter the tank. Panel 58 BC: Sorry, Wendy. Shareholders

BC: Motion granted. You may enter the tank.

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Panel 57 BC: Motion granted. You may enter the tank. Panel 58 BC: Sorry, Wendy. Shareholders
Panel 57 BC: Motion granted. You may enter the tank. Panel 58 BC: Sorry, Wendy. Shareholders

BC: Sorry, Wendy. Shareholders only.

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Panel 59 W: You owe me, like, twelve dollars, Business Cat, which means I basically own

W: You owe me, like, twelve dollars, Business Cat, which means I basically own most of the business.

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Panel 59 W: You owe me, like, twelve dollars, Business Cat, which means I basically own

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Panel 61 D: No girls. Panel 62
Panel 61 D: No girls. Panel 62

D: No girls.

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Panel 61 D: No girls. Panel 62
Panel 61 D: No girls. Panel 62
Panel 61 D: No girls. Panel 62

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Panel 63 D: Wow, it’s really hot and muggy in here. BC: Yep. Panel 64

D: Wow, it’s really hot and muggy in here.

BC: Yep.

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Panel 63 D: Wow, it’s really hot and muggy in here. BC: Yep. Panel 64

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Panel 65 *quiet dramatic music* BC: Enough of this nonsense. We can’t afford having that baby

*quiet dramatic music*

BC: Enough of this nonsense. We can’t afford having that baby around any longer.

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can’t afford having that baby around any longer. Panel 66 *louder dramatic music* D: It needs

*louder dramatic music*

D: It needs a home that’s not the ground. We should take care of it.

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Panel 67 *even louder dramatic music* BC: If you don’t lose that baby, I’ll lose that

*even louder dramatic music*

BC: If you don’t lose that baby, I’ll lose that baby for you.

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lose that baby, I’ll lose that baby for you. Panel 68 *even louder dramatic musi0c* D:

*even louder dramatic musi0c*

D: You’ll have to get through me first, cat man.

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Panel 69 *deafening dramatic music* *BC raises and flips a switchblade* Panel 70 D: Looks like

*deafening dramatic music*

*BC raises and flips a switchblade*

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dramatic music* *BC raises and flips a switchblade* Panel 70 D: Looks like somebody’s cruising for

D: Looks like somebody’s cruising for a bruising.

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Panel 71 *hatch opens as music cuts* Panel 72 W: This kid’s stomach is growling. Do

*hatch opens as music cuts*

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Panel 71 *hatch opens as music cuts* Panel 72 W: This kid’s stomach is growling. Do

W: This kid’s stomach is growling. Do you have any baby food on you? Like mushy fruit preserves?

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P a n e l 7 3 Panel 74 D: We can’t find your parents, but

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P a n e l 7 3 Panel 74 D: We can’t find your parents, but
P a n e l 7 3 Panel 74 D: We can’t find your parents, but

D: We can’t find your parents, but we can’t afford to feed you our jelly jam.

Panel 75 Panel 76 BC: (pounding palm) It’s too precious a commodity. D: I guess
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BC: (pounding palm) It’s too precious a
commodity.
D: I guess
Panel 77 Panel 78 D: This is goodbye. BC: Here’s a knife in case any
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D: This is goodbye.
BC: Here’s a knife in case any hobos
give you trouble.
Panel 79 Panel 80 BC: Forge your own path into the future. Rely on yourself.
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BC: Forge your own path into the future.
Rely on yourself.
BC: A lot of babies with missing parents
become totally rad adults. So do that.
Grow up and be rad.

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Panel 81 *train whistle* Panel 82 BC: Let it go, Douglas. It’s a baby of the

*train whistle*

Panel 81 *train whistle* Panel 82 BC: Let it go, Douglas. It’s a baby of the

Panel 82

Panel 81 *train whistle* Panel 82 BC: Let it go, Douglas. It’s a baby of the
Panel 81 *train whistle* Panel 82 BC: Let it go, Douglas. It’s a baby of the

BC: Let it go, Douglas. It’s a baby of the rails now. It’s free.

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Panel 83 *train noises and shadows rumble by* D: This isn’t right! Panel 84 D: We
Panel 83 *train noises and shadows rumble by* D: This isn’t right! Panel 84 D: We
Panel 83 *train noises and shadows rumble by* D: This isn’t right! Panel 84 D: We

*train noises and shadows rumble by*

D: This isn’t right!

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Panel 83 *train noises and shadows rumble by* D: This isn’t right! Panel 84 D: We
Panel 83 *train noises and shadows rumble by* D: This isn’t right! Panel 84 D: We
Panel 83 *train noises and shadows rumble by* D: This isn’t right! Panel 84 D: We

D: We should have raised him as our own.

Panel 85 Panel 86 BC: Douglas, that baby’s safer on the rails than with us.
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BC: Douglas, that baby’s safer on the
rails than with us. We’d make terrible
parents.
D: I did toss him around like a
football.
Panel 87 Panel 88 BC: I gave that kid my shanking knife. Do you know
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BC: I gave that kid my shanking knife.
Do you know how irresponsible that was?
BC: With us out of the equation, that
baby has a slightly higher probability
of being just fine.

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*blinding light*

DBC: Teerrrrible paaaarents, they gave a knife to a baaaaby!

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E A E L R E T *blinding light* DBC: Teerrrrible paaaarents, they gave a knife

*sci-fi noises*

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Panel 91 Time Buffalo: Guys! Have you seen a baby around here? Panel 92 D: No,

Time Buffalo: Guys! Have you seen a baby around here?

Panel 92

Buffalo: Guys! Have you seen a baby around here? Panel 92 D: No, Time Buffalo. Thankfully,
Buffalo: Guys! Have you seen a baby around here? Panel 92 D: No, Time Buffalo. Thankfully,

D: No, Time Buffalo. Thankfully, all babies are now a safe distance away from us.

Panel 93 Panel 94 *camera zooms in and spins* *cracking noises*
Panel 93
Panel 94
*camera zooms in and spins*
*cracking noises*

TB: Oh man, if I don’t get that baby back to the 1930s, the parodox will destabalize the timeline and--

TB: Our realm is already collapsing!

Quick, we need to search the premises

before--

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Panel 95 BC: Stop trying to impress us with your lame-o adventures, Time Buffalo. Panel 96
Panel 95 BC: Stop trying to impress us with your lame-o adventures, Time Buffalo. Panel 96

BC: Stop trying to impress us with your lame-o adventures, Time Buffalo.

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us with your lame-o adventures, Time Buffalo. Panel 96 TB: But the timeline-- D: C’mon. Let’s
us with your lame-o adventures, Time Buffalo. Panel 96 TB: But the timeline-- D: C’mon. Let’s

TB: But the timeline--

D: C’mon. Let’s go eat some funky fresh jelly jam sandwiches.

DBC: (reflectively) Jelly jam.