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78 OlliOlli
80 Gods Will Be Watching
81 Magic: The Gathering 2015
Duels of the Planeswalkers
81 Abyss Odyssey
82 Lovely Planet
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86 Light
88 Shattered Planet
89 Metro 2033 Redux
89 Metro: Last Light Redux
90 Halfway
92 War Thunder
94 Sacred 3
96 Unrest
DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT
98 Dark Souls II: Crown of the
Sunken King
99 Aperture Tag
ALPHA REVIEWS
100 Xenoraptor / Freaking Meatbags
101 Secret Ponchos / Beasts
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T HE P C G A MER V IE W OF T HE W ORL D
OCTOBER 2014
Mako 2.0
3/4 Home
13 games later
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Hot stuff
Delays?
No problem
THE TOP STORY
Evil reborn
HEALTH BAR
CHECKING THE GAME BIZS PULSE
WINNERS
Oculus Rift DK2
The new and improved virtual reality headsets
are starting to trickle into early adopters hands.
The Sims 4
Maxis is supporting all manner of mods. Now
we can forget about toddler-and-poolgate.
Broforce
The macho shooter gets free Expendables 3
spin-off DLC: The Expendabros.
LOSERS
OCTOBER 2014
Ben Griffin
advocates never
using your phone
while driving.
LONE WOLF
VVVVVV
By Terry Cavanagh
A hard-as-nails puzzleplatformer where players
manipulate gravity to flip
between the floors and ceilings.
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OCTOBER 2014
Sleep is Death
By Jason Rohrer
An online game for two: one
player acts as the narrator
while the other interacts with
his or her scenario.
Cave Story
By Daisuke Amaya
Developed over five years, Cave
Story is a freeware homage to
the 2D platformers of Amayas
youth, such as Metroid.
Love
By Eskil Steenberg
Filled with simple geometric
objects, Love is a painterly
MMO thats almost entirely
procedurally generated.
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Sony Man Sky
ENTOMBED
Say what?
The month in tongues
Our distributor has been
working hard to gain approval
for the release, but it seems
that the Board of Film and
Video Censors deem some of
the content too controversial
for their consumers.
Stefan Marcinek of Kalypso Media Group
responds to Thailands baffling Tropico 5 ban.
Gearboxs contributions to
Aliens: Colonial Marines
totalled millions, none of
which was ever repaid.
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THE SPY
MONTH 2014
FACE OFF
Chris Thursten
often stands up for
the little guy, but
its hard to tell
because he is also
very small.
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SPECIAL
REPORT
Will says...
Even if Touhou isnt
your cup of tea,
there are elements
of it anyone can
appreciate fan
games of every
genre, covers and
remixes in every
style. There are
even regular
collaborations on
animated series,
some of which are
surprisingly good.
But the most
special part of
Touhou in my eyes
is the journey it
took to get where
it is today. It should
be an inspiration
not just to indie
developers, but
to anyone who
wants to commit
to their passion.
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Bullet heaven
How one indie devs experiment gained worldwide acclaim
MONITOR
as a descendant of his earlier works. Running on
Windows, it was fast and fluid the equivalent of
moving from Wolfenstein 3D to Quake. It was a fresh
start for the Touhou series, and a rebellion against the
direction he saw other games going in.
ZUN felt many shmups at the time were
overburdened with abstract systems and gimmicks,
leaving dodging projectiles as an afterthought. In a
brief post-mortem, ZUN wrote, The Embodiment of
Scarlet Devil brings things back to the starting point, by
curbing the game systems that change the difficulty in
obscure ways while at the same time pursuing the
natural fun of dodging bullets. It was slow to build
momentum initial circulation was limited to the
copies sold at conventions, and later, online CD
retailers. Ultimately, the three things that garnered the
most attention for the Touhou Project were the music,
the characters, and piracy.
As a self-taught composer, ZUNs early compositions
were largely forgettable, unaided by the crude chiptune
system he had to work with. After years of experience
and the technological leap, he was able to make
something special. TEoSDs memorable, orchestral
soundtrack was, like many aspects of the series, atypical
for the genre, but nearly every song made the best of its
synthesized pianos, strings, and horns. Future releases
maintained that standard of quality, and as fans began
to put out cover albums, people became familiar with
Touhous music before the games themselves.
As a self-taught artist, however, ZUNs work has been
less successful. Trying to make the characters cute,
many came out disproportioned and doughy-faced. The
dialogue is also laughably baffling, including such
biting insults as, Shes lower than a human. I bet she
doesnt even have ten fingers. What ZUN did establish
was distinct personalities, however one-dimensional. As
the cast expanded, fan works became increasingly
widespread, including art, writing and games.
While the Touhou Projects popularity was growing
steadily, distribution of the games wasnt. Initially,
circulation was limited to copies from Comiket. A few
online hobby shops began to stock copies, some of
which shipped internationally. Availability though was
frequently limited, and many people interested in the
series turned to piracy. This, combined with fan
translations, led to an international fanbase.
After the release of the seventh game, all the
excitement culminated in 2004 at the first Annual
Hakurei Shrine Grand Festival, a convention
exclusively for Touhou fans. ZUN used the opportunity
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A faithful remake
of the original lanepushing game. Two
teams of five
heroes compete to
destroy each
others bases by
fighting, gathering
gold, and securing
strategic objectives.
How is it
judged?
Best-of-three
matches, with a
best-of-five for the
grand final.
Whats the
format?
Qualifiers followed
by a best-of-one
playoff phase. The
top eight teams
progress to the
main event, a
double-elimination
bracket.
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INTERVIEW WITH...
Troels SyndereN
Nielsen
Player turned commentator on casting
ti4, defensive Dota, and Newbees win
What has it been like returning to the
International as a caster instead of
as a player?
Its been good. The jump from player to
caster for me hasnt been as big of a
step as it would be for many others, as
Ive been casting for years, doing it on
the side while playing. Going back to
this event, Ive felt a lot less pressure.
Of course, you want to perform as a
caster as well but its in a different way
I dont feel it in the same way. Also,
Im only responsible for myself and not
for a team.
Chris Thursten
DK had a great run
but ultimately fell short.
OCTOBER 2014
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PREVIEW
PLAYED IT The alpha marches on, but there are a few clouds on the horizon.
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Then I figured it
out. The plant monster
isnt the main event:
night time is
familiar theme, and the first few times I
played it I wasnt sure what it brought to the
game beyond a new arrangement of lanes.
Then I figured it out. The plant monster
isnt the main event: night time is. Dota 2
players will be familiar with the idea of a
day-night cycle where line-of-sight is
heavily truncated in the darkness. This
game mechanic is absent from the rest of
Heroes of the Storms maps, axed as part
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Capturing mercenaries is
vital to success.
RELEASE TBC
OCTOBER 2014
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PREVIEW
review
Eight-player multiplayer?
You got it.
CIVILIZATION
BEYOND EARTH
PLAYED IT Going hands-on with the sci-fi strategy thats light years ahead.
RELEASE OCTOBER 24
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OCTOBER 2014
PREVIEW
BORDERLANDS
THE PRE-SEQUEL
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OCTOBER 2014
I start on Pandoras
moon, a location you
could see in the last
game but never get to
pounding about, though. Theyre like
crystalline space stegosauruses, and they
attack in packs. At least they offer a chance
to test my weapons. One criticism of the
Borderlands series is that, despite the roughly
87 bazillion guns, youd see the same types
crop up repeatedly in the course of a game.
The Pre-Sequel aims to keep things fresh
with two new families of firearm: laser and
ice. The first are more precision weapons,
MONITOR
Creatures draw on
elemental properties.
Ben Griffin
RELEASE OCTOBER 17
OCTOBER 2014
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PREVIEW
review
Please teach me your
hovering sword trick.
PATH OF EXILE
FORSAKEN MASTERS
FIRST LOOK Take a master class in monster-slaying.
RELEASE SUMMER
26
OCTOBER 2014
PREVIEW
review
The Witcher universe, presented
in a handy tabletop format.
THE WITCHER
ADVENTURE GAME
PLAYED IT The epic RPG turned digital board game.
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It is built on The
Witchers core elements:
brewing potions and
slaying monsters
Fail the fight and youll forfeit one of your
actions (although this can be regained by
resting). Luck is on my side this time, and
I vanquish the beast.
Adventure Game is slow, like a version
of The Witcher played entirely in menu
screens, but at the very least it successfully
distills the RPGs core components into a
board game angry losers cant tip over.
Ben Griffin
RELEASE autumn
PREVIEW
review
RIOT
first look The civil unrest sim inspired by historic clashes worldwide.
RELEASE 2015
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PREVIEW
The Pacific Northwest has
some of the best scenery.
THE CREW
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MONITOR
RELEASE NOVEMBER 11
OCTOBER 2014
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PREVIEW
SURVARIUM
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Playing unlocks
currency, which can be
spent on an array of
post-apocalyptic gear
version of team play in the form of a closed
beta. Its a pretty standard multiplayer
mode that anyone whos played an online
FPS in the last ten years will be familiar
with. It pits two teams against each other
in arena-like maps, and features a Call of
Duty-style level system. Playing unlocks
currency, which can be spent on an array of
post-apocalyptic gear including gas masks,
bulletproof vests, and rusty old Russian
MONITOR
Recovering artefacts
from hazardous areas
will be a big part of co-op
and free play modes
toxins. The coil deactivates nearby
scanners and other electronics. The rattle
silences your footsteps. The larkspur
speeds up health regeneration. These buffs
are usually tucked away in hazardous areas,
and artefact recovery will be a big part of
the cooperative and free play modes.
But heres the rub. Survarium is a free-toplay game. Theres a microtransaction
system in place, with two currencies:
RELEASE WINTER
OCTOBER 2014
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PREVIEW
Dont be fooled by its natural
beauty: this place is deadly.
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OCTOBER 2014
MONITOR
This marriage of
circumstance, image
and sound immediately
sells the game to me
environment is always eager to tell stories,
and I get a distinct sense that something has
gone horribly wrong with the world. Then
I encounter my first wolf. Ive seen a few in
the distance before, and managed to avoid
them, but this one catches me unaware as
Im busy scavenging meat from a dead
animal. It leaps at me, and the game
instructs me to hammer the left mouse
button to build up my strength then press
RELEASE SEPTEMBER
OCTOBER 2014
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PREVIEW
review
Wasteland 2
I underestimate their
battle prowess, and the
rabbits feast on our sunbleached corpses
branching decisions from the get-go. The
character creator feels ripped from Fallout:
ability scores such as coordination and
luck affect your chances to hit with a
ranged weapon or talk your way out of a bad
deal, while skills such as toaster repair or
animal whisperer bend your build toward
some warped sense of usefulness. Youre
given enough choices at the beginning to
make a specialised character, but spending
RELEASE SEPTEMBER
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OCTOBER 2014
E V O LV E
The Left 4 Dead team are redefining
co-op with evolvE, their epic
multiplayer monster hunt. By Ben Griffin
release
2015
Chased down
OCTOBER 2014
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E V O LV E
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OCTOBER 2014
Feeding frenzy
Armadon
Blitzleopard
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E V O LV E
MONSTER MASH Two monsters and their powers
The Kraken
Goliath
45
Bleszinski
talk s
BlueStreak
The polarising designer of Gears
of War and Unreal returns
to PC gaming.
By Evan Lahti
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OCTOBER 2014
release
2015
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So much
more can be
done in sci-fi
Unreal Tournament
is where it all started...
THE ARENA SHOOTER RETURNS Why the genre is far from dead
Word of mod
Unreal Tournament
Epic
What distinguishes it? Completely
free with the exception of a maps
and mods marketplace, the new UT
is half-meant as a hype engine for
Unreal Engine 4.
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OCTOBER 2014
Battleborn
Gearbox Software
What distinguishes it? Developer
Gearbox says it isnt a MOBA, but
theres a broad variety of playable
characters and creep-like enemy
NPCs to be found within.
Toxikk
Reakktor Studios
What distinguishes it? In
the words of its developer: No
regenerating health. No cover
systems. No iron sight aiming.
Mutators. No free-to-play.
BLUESTREAK
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ALIEN: ISOLATION
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OCTOBER 2014
release
Oct 7
Fifty brief
lives in
Alien:
Isolation.
By Chris Thursten
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ALIEN: ISOLATION
Yeah, youre screwed.
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Bouncing a noisemaker
back at yourself.
The hell,
guys? I was
only trying to
use you as a
distraction.
This would
work in
Colonial
Marineeaagh.
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Environmental puzzles
break up the pace.
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ALIEN: ISOLATION
me. Satisfied, it rose and prowled
away. I snuck out and escaped the
level, feeling guilty Im sorry,
anonymous survivor, whoever you
were but relieved and thrilled by
the efficacy with which Id saved
myself. Id come to respect and
understand the alien enough to use it
as a tool. Id become tougher, no
longer the person who creeps about
with their eyes on a motion tracker.
Thats exactly the journey I want to
go on in a piece of Alien fiction.
Its unfortunate that the moment
immediately following this was the
sessions weakest: a scripted sequence
where the alien almost catches you
followed by an explosion and a
timed, lethal, unintuitive escape up a
series of ladders that mixes the
regular controls with quicktime
events. I died here, once, and got set
back all the way to the other side of a
lengthy encounter with the creature.
This sequence would be fine with a
bit of tweaking: grant the player a
save checkpoint when it begins and it
becomes a benign interlude; remove
the lethality and it becomes a brief
environmental puzzle. Both are
possible before release.
Elsewhere, I was impressed by the
level design. Cover and hiding places
are placed in a way that creates
Hacking under pressure is
tense stuff.
junkyard angel
Things Ripley can make
out of wire and duct tape
Medikit
Noisemaker
Flashbang
Smoke bomb
EMP mine
OCTOBER 2014
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THE
INTERVIEW
EVE Onlines executive producer on the future,
accessibility, and spreadsheets in space. By Andy Kelly
Andie Nordgren
Job title
Credits
Bio
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INTERVIEW
Amarr ships are among
the prettiest in the game.
Im trying to shift
peoples experiences
of what EVE is
that this is part of the point of EVE
Online. You have to figure things out
for yourself. Its what I call acquired
fun. You have to work for it. Its not
handed to you on a silver platter. We
need to remove aspects of the game
where we are obscuring interesting
gameplay, to the point where people
dont even understand its there. But,
at the same time, we dont want to
remove interesting systems because
they can be initially hard to get your
head around. EVE is a fantastic game
and universe when it comes to the
joy of finding something and
mastering it.
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The Index
Wildstar
URL www.pcgws.com/
application
Server Eko
PC Gamers Wildstar
guild is a Dominion
community active on the
Eko server. Apologies to
Americans, its EU only.
DayZ
IP 109.169.60.63
Port 2302
Better zombie
pathfinding and
improved animal AI are
just a couple of ways in
which this survival horror
is upgrading.
Planetside 2
IP Miller (Terran)
Link
www.ps2pcg.enjin.com
With the swampcovered, infantryfocused Hossin continent
now live, PlanetSide 2
has been given a new
lease of life.
World of
Warcraft
URL
www.pcgwow.enjin.com
Server
Steamwheedle Cartel
We have over 700
active members on
the Steamwheedle
Cartel server. Embark
on epic raids with our
very handsome and
charismatic community.
Rust
IP 85.236.100.12
Port 28615
There are many
survival games out there,
but survival games that
let you cavort about as a
bald man in a loincloth?
Less common.
Starbound
Link 85.236.100.118
Port 22325
Explore weird and wild
biomes by our side, or
make sweet, sweet music
with various instruments.
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Minecraft
Guild Wars 2
Ventrilo
EVE Online
GET INVOLVED
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POPULATION
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Mint condition
Satisfy your sweet tooth by joining the Mint Imperials
in Star Wars: The Old Republic
My favourite in-game
moments are probably the
times when we come so close
but fail to down a boss. Like
when we took a difficult secret
boss, Dreadful Entity, from
ten million health down to
179hp, only to wipe and have
to call it an evening. Painful,
but memorable. We got it the
next time!
Bocephus closes with a
message to prospective Mint
Imperials: We welcome all
types of player and are a very
active and friendly guild. Feel
free to pop an application to us
on our website and come see
what were all about.
Player
OF THE MONTH
Who? Bocephus
Where? Star Wars: The Old
Republic
Why? For being the finest
Guildmaster this side of
Alderaan.
GET INVOLVED
How to join the
PC Gamer Mint
Imperials
First head to the Mint
Imperials home page,
www.pcg-mi.enjin.com/
home, then click on join
now at the top of the
page. This takes you
to an application form
where youll need to
answer a few questions,
such as your experience
level and what role
you plan to play. Once
submitted, simply visit
the forum, get in touch
with an officer, and
theyll send you an invite.
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Spoiler alerts, revisiting the D&D universe and that time-sinking feeling...
Twist in the tale
USER REVIEWS
Just completed
Fallout: New Vegas for
the second time, but
with mods this time.
Loved it even more than
the first time.
@avennr
Its arguably the best one,
improved vastly by not
having textures that look
like mud.
Im going through
Half-Life 2 again, just
finished Ravenholm, it
gave me a few scares!
@jimmotep
Samuels playing through
Half-Life 2 again. Heres
his mini-review: I dont
remember there being
this many exploding
barrels. 96%.
Last Vice desk
mission in L.A. Noire.
Great game. Fascinating
story that keeps me
inside the loop.
@laurentiubuica
Andy replayed L.A. Noire
while wearing a trilby and
smoking 40 cigars.
I was just playing
Batman: Arkham
Origins and its the most
fun Ive ever had, the
missions are amazing
and the fighting is
awesome.
@wanderon
If you like fighting Bane
in a drain, youll definitely
love Arkham City.
Just started out with
Murdered: Soul Suspect.
Pretty decent so far tbh.
@benkezenz
Turn back, its a
disappointing pile of ass.
Elite: Dangerous.
Its awesome. Got a
flightstick for it, still
waiting on my oculus
DK2 though :(
@sireelbiscuits
Were still waiting on
ours, too. Its a painful
wait.
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Ian
Darren Braylo
We understand your
frustration, and in this case we
agree you have a point - sorry
for giving you notice of a twist
ending, even though we didnt
give the specifics of the ending
away. Well try to be more
vigilant about spoilers from
now on. Vader is Lukes dad.
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USER REVIEWS
Right now Im
playing Prison Architect
by Introversion
Software. Its an
amazing game about
designing a prison and
still in alpha.
@lewisrobinson57
Someones got to show
these criminal bastards
whos in charge.
Matthew Fu
Brett Dent
Louis Joy
Brad Warren
William Grayson
Adam Hearst
Tony Martine
Am playing Radial-G
on my Oculus Rift DK2
in sweet 1080p at
75fps.
@vr_sam
Radial-G sounds like a
failed hip-hop artist (but
the demo is very cool).
Playing Divinity:
Original Sin, a great old
school RPG! :D
@FirmYn
If Divinity: Original Sin
was a school, it would
be an expensive private
school that has produced
all the major celebrities
and political figures in
this world. Rihanna,
Nicolas Cage, Margaret
Thatcher they would
all have come from
that school.
Enjoying Mafia II right
now. I have made it my
mission to play all the
60 untouched Steam
games I have left from
the sales.
@D3adtrap
Trying and failing to clear
a Steam Library would
make a great Twilight
Zone episode. Mafia II is
worth your time.
Im washing the taste
of the new Thief game
out of my mouth by
replaying Thief: The
Dark Project and the
wonderful Dark Mod.
@wheredocatsgo
Ouch. You dont like
rooftop dogs?
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RPG, adventure
Currently playing
The Wolf Among Us
This month
Made a Star Trek joke too
nerdy for us. Extraordinary.
Specialist in
Adventure, puzzle
Currently playing
Gods Will Be Watching
This month
Made tough choices about
tiny pixel space people.
Specialist in
Action, strategy
Currently playing
Gods Will Be Watching
This month
Rather hoped that gods
would stop it, honestly.
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70
REVIEWS CONTENTS
70 Firefall
74 Risen 3: Titan Lords
76 The Wolf Among Us Season 1
78 OlliOlli
80 Gods Will Be Watching
81 Magic: The Gathering 2015
92 War Thunder
94 Sacred 3
96 Unrest
DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT
98 Dark Souls II
Theyre Back
Chris Thursten
Andy Kelly
Sam Roberts
Evan Lahti
Emanuel Maiberg
Cory Banks
Jon Blyth
Specialist in
RPG, shooter
Currently playing
Warface
This month
Laughed at a child for
having to do homework.
Specialist in
Simulation, RPG
Currently playing
Unrest
This month
Enjoyed the simple life of a
space trucker.
Specialist in
Action, RPG
Currently playing
Batman: Arkham City
This month
Unwound by pummeling
some goons. In the game!
Specialist in
Simulation, shooter
Currently playing
Halfway
This month
Met Halfways developers
in the middle.
Specialist in
Action, RPG
Currently playing
Abyss Odyssey
This month
Stared into the abyss. More
of a gully, really.
Specialist in
Strategy, RPG
Currently playing
Dark Souls II
This month
Played more Dark Souls.
You know, just in case.
Specialist in
Retro, mazes
Currently playing
The Labyrinth of Time
This month
A-maze-d us all with his oh
god Im so sorry Ill stop.
OCTOBER 2014
69
review
Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Tribes, constant
course-correction
Play it on
Alternatively
PlanetSide 2, 90%
Copy protection
Account log-in
70
october 2014
irefall is a free-to-play
MMO shooter with an
emphasis on dynamic
events, skill-based
combat and desperate
defences against sometimes
overwhelming forces. All of which
sounds promising, but Firefall also
boasts a lack of variety, constant
busywork and a set of interconnected
systems that sit awkwardly against
the moment-to-moment drudgery.
It has potential. The problem is
that, in almost every instance, it fails
to meet the ideal its trying to sell.
The single greatest example of this
at least in the 30 hours I played is
Sunken Harbor. Its a hub
containing a PvP arena, designed as
a space for players to let off steam
between missions. But where the
in-game displays and banners
advertise a fully featured team
competition, the reality is an
unstructured free-for-all, where the
few who show up take potshots at
Killing fields
Visit new places, murder new people
Job board
Thumps
4
3
ARES mission
Melding tornado
71
72
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review
Storm chasing
Expect to pay Free-to-play Release Out now Developer Red 5 Studios Publisher In-house
Multiplayer Massively Link www.firefallthegame.com
Cosmetically enhanced
Red Bean is a currency bought with real
money. Heres what it buys
Hair
Glasses
Unremarkable
goggles? Thatll be
40 RB.
Battleframe 1
Battleframe 2
Vehicle
A permanent vehicle
costs 175 RB. Dont ask
where you store it.
Alternatively
Trade Red Bean for credits. The exchange rate is great, and theyll let
you buy weapons and items from the player market.
Firefalls
other major
failing: it
doesnt
respect
your time
47
october 2014
73
review
Soul Searching
Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Play it on
Alternatively
Skyrim, 94%
Copy protection
Steam
A world
where Glory
is earned
by killing
chickens
Disposable arsenal
Risen 3s coolest consumable spells
Rain of Fire
Surrounded?
Your enemies
wont be singing in
the rain when this
spell goes off.
Shadow Warrior
Extra help is
always nice,
especially when its
undead and carries a
big sword.
Necromancy
Add insult
to (severe)
injury by making that
guy you killed fight
for you.
Runeskin
Feeling puny?
Switch on this
to take hits like a
golem. Oh, and glow
green. Woo.
Parrot Flight
Expect to pay 40 Release Out now Developer Piranha Bytes Publisher Deep Silver
Multiplayer None Link www.risen3.deepsilver.com
74
OCTOBER 2014
83
Nothing a little
antacid wont fix.
OCTOBER 2014
75
review
PLAY ROUGH
Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Play it on
Alternatively
Copy protection
Steam
Familiar story
Mr Toad
Colin
Nerissa
Fables
makes for a
fantastically
odd cast and
premise
76
Expect to pay 19 for five episodes Release Out now Developer Telltale Games Publisher In-house
Multiplayer None Link www.telltalegames.com/thewolfamongus
OCTOBER 2014
A fantastic, morally
ambiguous detective tale
that sometimes struggles
to make its interactivity
meaningful and fun.
83
OCTOBER 2014
77
JESUS FLIP
Need to know
What is it?
A score-centric 2D skating
game and homage to the
console classics.
Influenced by
Play it on
Alternatively
Copy protection
None
Expect to pay 10 Release Out now Developer Roll7 Publisher Devolver Digital
Multiplayer Lots of leaderboards Link www.bit.ly/WmxwD6
78
OCTOBER 2014
Satisfying arcade
skate-em-up thats fun
from the off, and
promises many hours on
the hard path to mastery.
82
BLIND FAITH
Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Minimalism, despair
Play it on
Alternatively
Copy protection
Steam
Expect to pay 7 Release Out now Developer Deconstructeam Publisher Devolver Digital
Multiplayer None Link www.godswillbewatching.com
80
OCTOBER 2014
81
review
BOTTOM DEALING
30
WAY DOWN
Pressing X until
everything dies works.
55
OCTOBER 2014
81
The difficulty
escalates fast.
CRUEL WORLD
Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Play it on
Alternatively
Copy protection
Steam
Expect to pay 3.50 Release Out now Developer Quicktequila Publisher tinyBuild
Multiplayer None Link www.quicktequila.com/lovelyplanet
82
OCTOBER 2014
A great, merciless
speedrunning platformer
and twitch shooter, but
one that suffers from
mediocre presentation.
82
Review
FIRE SALE
Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Play it on
Alternatively
Titanfall, 86%
Copy protection
Online only
Paleface
Den of confusion
Warface has a safe house area that you can visit from the
main menu. You cant bring your friends. It is pointless.
Three
basketball
hoops
Football net
and so on
Pinball table
Sci-fi
holo-table
There is a ball,
but you cant
pick it up. Why
do you have
three of these?
Warfaces
successes
are entirely
those of
other, better
games
84
Youll find a
Warface pinball
table, but instead
of actual pinball
it just has a big
screenshot of
the game on it.
Expect to pay Free Release Out now Developer Crytek Publisher In-house
Multiplayer Online, co-op and competitive Link www.warface.com
OCTOBER 2014
Weights. A
football net. A
camera. Sofas.
A graveyard
for various
useless items.
Why is there
a glowing
holo-map of a
featureless hill
in this rundown
warehouse?
Warface is a middling
contender in the most
oversubscribed genre
around, and it trades too
hard on being free.
58
Be a lone sniper,
like every other player.
Warface are a good PMC. This lift
belongs to an evil PMC.
Just do it.
OCTOBER 2014
85
BRIEF CANDLE
Need to know
What is it?
Cyberpunk-tinged stealth.
Looks like Geometry Wars, plays
like a simplified Hitman.
Influenced by
Play it on
Alternatively
Copy protection
Steam
Expect to pay 10 Release Out now Developer Just a Pixel Publisher Team 17
Multiplayer None Link www.lightthegame.com
86
OCTOBER 2014
50
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fragmentary
Pointing and clicking gets tiring on the
Shattered Planet. By Richard Cobbett
Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Spelunky
Play it on
Alternatively
Copy protection
Steam
hats a roguelike?
Wenches, mostly. But its
getting harder to find an
answer these days, as more and more
games take the basic idea and give it
enough of a spin that one pseudogenre cant really cover it.
Shattered Planet features most of
the tropes, including randomly
generated worlds full of painful
death. In this case, disposable clones
are sent down from a spaceship to
Planet Hey, Isnt This Bastion? to
document wildlife and hunt for
treasure on behalf of an occasionally
generous employer. The twist is that
the currency found on each jaunt can
be spent on permanant character
upgrades. Does that disqualify it?
Who knows. But it certainly helps
when facing an army of killer aliens
for the fiftieth time.
This is a mobile game that has
made the jump to real computers,
and thats easily its biggest weakness.
Expect to pay 10 Release Out now Developer Kitfox Games Publisher In-house
Multiplayer None Link www.kitfoxgames.com
88
OCTOBER 2014
A simple, bite-sized
roguelike game that will
still eat your face, but its
many levels shallower
than its rivals.
64
review
ON TRACK
90
DERAILED
80
OCTOBER 2014
89
Chequered
Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Play it on
Alternatively
Xenonauts, 85%
Copy protection
Steam
90
OCTOBER 2014
Halfway is a relatively
tough and enjoyable
but mechanically lean
sci-fi strategy game.
68
In AssocIATIon wITh
Awards finalists
announced:
its time to pick the
best tech of 2014
Vote for your
favourite tech
and you could
win an iPad Air
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review
Unconfirmed Kill
Multiplayer combat sim War Thunder seizes air
superiority, not supremacy. By Rob Zacny
Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Play it on
Alternatively
Copy protection
Steam
It would be
unbearable,
except for all
those times
when its
sublime
Top dogs
The rulers of the air across the five tiers of War Thunder
Mitsubishi
A5M4
B-25J
FW 190
Spitfire Mk IX
MiG 15
Expect to pay Free Release Out now Developer Gaijin Entertainment Publisher In-house
Multiplayer 32-player competitive and co-op multiplayer Link warthunder.com
92
OCTOBER 2014
Grinding gears
78
With high-performance
aircraft, combat is dizzying.
OCTOBER 2014
93
Heresy
Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Not Sacred 2
Play it on
Alternatively
Copy protection
Steam
Expect to pay 30 Release Out now Developer Keen Games Publisher Deep Silver
Multiplayer 2 player local, 4 player online Link www.sacred3.com
94
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Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Early BioWare
Play it on
Alternatively
Copy protection
Steam
Expect to pay 10 Release Out now Developer Pyrodactyl Publisher KISS Ltd
Multiplayer None Link www.pyrodactyl.com
96
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60
DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT
Careful: Sinh
breathes toxic fire.
Sanctum Knights
drop badass armour.
Desecrate shrines by
doing Fonzie thumbs.
ROYAL
Need to know
What is it?
Influenced by
Dark Souls
Play it on
Alternatively
Copy protection
Steam
Expect to pay 8, 20 for Season Pass Release Out now Developer From Software Publisher Bandai
Namco Multiplayer Online co-op and PvP (its complicated) Link www.darksoulsii.com
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100
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Beasts of Prey
By Ian Dransfield
WORST KEPT
Dreaming Sarah
By Ian Dransfield
OCTOBER 2014
101
THEYRE BACK
MAZE EXTRACT
Need to know
What is it?
A multimedia adventure,
apparently.
Influenced by
Play it on
Alternatively
Ether One, 82%
Copy protection
None
Expect to pay 3.50 Release Out now Developer Terra Nova Development Publisher Wyrmkeep
Entertainment Multiplayer None Link www.gog.com First review PCG 2, 91%
102
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45
review
JUDGE DROD
59
BATMAN:
ARKHAM ASYLUM
76
39
90
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SSDs
Dictionary
NAND >
SATA >
Memory
controller >
105
GROUP TEST
SSDs
how we tested
MX100
145 Crucial
SPEC Capacity 512GB Memory controller Marvell 9189 Memory type Micron 16nm MLC Cache 512MB Warranty 3 years
106
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92
840 Evo
197 Samsung
83
SPEC Capacity 500GB Memory controller Samsung MEX Memory type Samsung 19nm TLC Cache 512MB Warranty 3 years
Extreme Pro
264 SanDisk
88
SPEC Capacity 480GB Memory controller Marvell 9187 Memory type SanDisk 19nm MLC Cache 1GB Warranty 10 years
OCTOBER 2014
107
GROUP TEST
M550
200 Crucial
83
SPEC Capacity 512GB Memory controller Marvell 9189 Memory type Micron 20nm MLC Cache 512MB Warranty 3 years
HyperX 3K
227 Kingston
An ageing memory
controller and a high price
tag are an unfortunate
combination, holding this
drive back.
SPEC Capacity 480GB Memory controller SandForce SF-2281 Memory type Intel 25nm MLC Cache N/A Warranty 3 years
108
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71
benchmarks
XLR8 Pro
214 PNY
Crucial MX100
474
106
191
68
SPEC Capacity 480GB Memory controller SandForce SF-2281 Memory type Intel 25nm MLC
Cache N/A Warranty 5 years (with registration)
499
506
103
191
XPG SX900
Crucial M550
463
92
186 Adata
183
504
Kingston HyperX 3K
263
484
20
74
205
462
15
206
486
17
176
SPEC Capacity 512GB Memory controller SandForce SF-2281 Memory type Intel 25nm MLC
Cache N/A Warranty 3 years
OCTOBER 2014
109
ON TEST
REVIEWS
The very best in PC gaming
hardware, reviewed and
rated. By Dave James
Pentium G3258
Anniversary
Edition
TESTING CRITERIA
Components and
materials >A piece of kit
is quite literally the sum of
its parts. We look for the
fastest chips, the highest
core counts and the most
modern materials.
Real-world
performance>Each piece
of kit we look at must be
examined on its own merits.
If its a mouse, how does it
feel? Is it too heavy or light?
If its a memory stick, an item
designed for portability, how
52 Intel
Suddenly the
G3258 is only a few
fps slower than a
quad core chip
on the clockspeeds of any CPU
outside the premium K-series.
But forget the politics: this is an
awesome budget gaming CPU with
a great chance of wresting the
market away from AMDs bargain
FX range. Its built from the same
22nm Haswell building blocks as the
recent Devils Canyon processors,
but without the new-fangled thermal
interface material or extra capacitors.
Theyre not an issue, because it
maintains an impressively low
temperature even when overclocked.
At stock speeds it isnt going to win
many awards the lack of Turbo
mode means
it only runs at
the 3.2GHz
baseclock so the
single-threaded
performance is pretty
weak. And because it
doesnt have HyperThreading
its restricted to just a pair of
processing threads. The multithreaded benchmark tests put this
CPU a long way behind the
competition, unsurprisingly.
For the most part youre looking at
between 15-20% lower average
framerates compared with the i5
4570, and running the CPUintensive Battlefield 4 this dual-core
Pentium is over 40% slower.
So far, so unimpressive, but this
chip is all about overclocking and
things change completely when you
start playing with the clockspeeds.
And, for the record, Im no pro
overclocker all Ive done is stick a
closed-loop liquid cooler on top and
raised the CPU multiplier in the
BIOS. The awesome little G3258
has done the rest.
From a
starting point
of 3.2GHz I was
able to run it at a
completely stable,
relatively cool, 4.6GHz.
Thats the same top speed
Ive been able to get from our
Core i7 4770K sample.
Running at that speed the
gaming difference almost
completely disappears. Suddenly the
G3258 is only a few fps slower than a
Turbo-mode quad core chip thats
three times the price.
Battlefield 4 is still a sticking point,
and highlights how an increasingly
multi-threaded gaming world is
going to make life difficult for lower
core count CPUs. But for now its
the exception rather than the rule.
An unexpected bargain. A
fantastic budget gaming
processor that is just
begging to be
overclocked.
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SPEC Socket Intel LGA 1150 Core technology Intel 4th Gen Core Clock speed 3.2GHz Cores 2 Threads 2 Lithography 22nm Cache 3MB TDP 53W
110
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KIT FILTER
Core i5 4690K
170 Intel
83
90
SPEC Socket Intel LGA 1150 Core technology Intel 4th Gen Core Clock speed 3.5GHz Turbo 3.9GHz
Cores 4 Threads 4 Lithography 22nm Cache 6MB TDP 88W
44 Microsoft
82
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Its pricey, but you get a lot for your money. Its
a cavernous case and the pseudo-modular
interior removable drive bays, etc means
building a machine in it is an absolute joy.
Theres a huge space behind the
motherboard for cable routing and a big
cutout behind the CPU socket for
simple cooler mounting.
www.corsair.com
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111
The PC
Gamer Rig
Overclocking is now an option
Dave James
Hardware Editor
WHATS IN THE BOX The components that make up the PCG Rig
NEW!
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67
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40
50
CPU
Motherboard
RAM
Case
Storage
CPU Cooler
Gigabyte H97-HD3
Seagate Barracuda
Zalman LQ310
Zalmans water-cooler
is an excellent choice for
near-silent cooling.
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110
84
45
40
Graphics Card
power supply
Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse
headset
Nvidia GeForce
GTX 770
SilverStone Strider
Essential 500W
Viewsonic
VX2370Smh
Plantronics
Gamecom 780
SilverStone is a reliable
name, and thats what
you need in a PSU.
Shogun Bros
Ballista MK-1
With a perfectly placed
and accurate sensor, this
laser mouse is a bargain.
Plantronics work on
virtual surround with
Dolby pays off here.
POSSIBLE upgrades
Crucial MX100 512GB > The winner of this months grouptest is the best-value SSD
Ive seen, and at half a terabyte it has masses of storage for games.
Corsair Vengeance K70 > Still my absolute favourite mechanical keyboard, and if
you can afford it, a far better option than the cheaper Ozone above.
AMD R9 290 > The next step up on the GPU ladder is AMDs second tier Hawaiipowered graphics card. Its a bit faster than the GTX 770 and has more memory.
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OCTOBER 2014
TOTAL
PRICE
985
NOW PLAYING
NOW PLAYING
THE PC
GAMER
TEAM
SAM
Successful cowardice is
about hiding a giant robot
LEARNING TO BE a Brilliant loser in Titanfall
SAM ROBERTS
ANDY
Ben
chris
Wes
116
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Photobombed by
a mans open legs.
Andy Kelly
War photography.
october 2014
117
NOW PLAYING
Ben Griffin
more www.bit.ly/1nl0sRA
118
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An elegant design.
Later, I will crash it.
Chris Thursten
more www.kerbalspaceprogram.com
October 2014
119
TOP
10
DOWNLOADS
120
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2 VVVVVV
LEVELS Campaigns of
utmost gravity
Back To VVVVVV
More gravity-flipped
platforming. This time
you must activate power
sources across a multi-level world.
www.bit.ly/VVVVVV1
Dimension
Switchback
An attempt to make the
largest level the editor will
allow. Later chapters break away from the
VVVVVV formula. www.bit.ly/VVVVVV2
CCCCCCCCCC Retold
A remake of a demake.
CCCCCCCCCC started life
as an ASCII homage to the
original game, and is here remade using
VVVVVVs level editor. www.bit.ly/VVVVVV3
Dj Verdigris
A clever series of single
room challenges. Complete
one and youre teleported
back to the start, only now there are more
hazards to avoid. www.bit.ly/VVVVVV4
3 TheWorse
Mod
4 Double Hitler
WEBGAME As if one wasnt enough
Coming Out
Simulator 2014
C
A
A
C
OCTOBER 2014
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TOP
10
DOWNLOADS
Fallen Swindon
Hopelessness:
Afterlife
MOD The best of Black Mesa
122
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STARBOUND
ass the time until Starbounds next update with mods. The
community have made additions and improvements to
almost every aspect of the game, from crafting, items and
technology, to really weird stuff, like the avian sex mod, which is as
real as it was inevitable. More useful are the mods that expand
existing stuff. Here are three to try. PS
XS Corporation Mods
Starbound has a couple of mech Techs,
but nothing like the monstrosities added
here. Each is beautifully designed, and adds new
weapons and features. Attached to the various
frames youll find cluster bombs, heat beams, rail
cannons and more. A great (if expensive) choice
to clear dungeons or strip-mine resources.
www.bit.ly/StarboundA
Mighty Music
Starbounds musical instruments are a
great idea in theory. In practice, theyre a
bit of a pain. Even if you manage to find one out
in the world, you must then import your chosen
song using ABC notation. Alternatively, install
this mod, which adds new instruments alongside
a huge library of songs and soundtracks.
www.bit.ly/StarboundC
machinima
Hiding in Plain Sight with Dark Souls 2
Sure, you could
take your Dark
Souls 2 invasions
seriously besting your
presumptuous opponent
with a show of effortless
skill. But then, maybe thats
what theyll be expecting.
Instead, take a lesson from
YouTubes GuardianHX,
who teaches the value of
mercilessly trolling your
enemy instead. PS
www.bit.ly/DS2Plain
Becoming the
enemy
An invader
appears
A fighting chance
Challenge failed
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UPDATE
Lasting Change
S
READ ME
first reviewed
PCG 245, 94%
Developer
ArenaNet
Publisher
NCsoft
Requires
Core 2 Duo, 2GB RAM,
256MB VRAM
link
www.guildwars2.com
community
www.pcggw.com
20 minutes
40 minutes
The sandstorm
arrives. Vision is
reduced, but buried
treasure chests are revealed
providing great loot for those
whove bought keys.
124
00 minutes
OCTOBER 2014
Finishing
events not only
unlocks higher tiers,
providing better items
and discounts, but also awards
Geodes that can be spent at
Zephyrite vendors.
Lizard king
OCTOBER 2014
125
REINSTALL
CLASSICS REVISITED
READ ME
first reviewed
PCG 235, 63%
Developer
Team Bondi
Publisher
Rockstar Games
Release
2011
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Answer: All of them.
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MUST PLAY
Have an adventure
W
NE TRY
EN
W
NE TRY
EN
Take command
Shoot things
Company of Heroes 2
Borderlands 2
www.companyofheroes.com
Theres never been a better time to get
into this WWII-era RTS. Western Front
Armies returns it to more familiar
frontlines, and introduces the US Forces
and the German Oberkommando West.
The
www.borderlands2.com
Shooty scavengy Borderlands 2 will
always hold a special place in our hearts
due to its striking visuals, sharp writing
and, of course, that bajillion-strong
catalogue of weapons.
W
NE TRY
EN
www.telltalegames.com
With the five-episode series concluded,
nows the time to experience this pointand-click fairytale noir as a complete
work. Enact revenge on pesky cliffhangers
by binge-playing the whole lot in one go.
Greatest
World of Tanks
www.worldoftanks.com
The free-to-play action MMO continues its
competitive multiplayer domination, each
week introducing new challenges,
tournaments and events. Eighty million
players cant be wrong.
ALTERNATIVELY League of Legends,
Hearthstone, PlanetSide 2, Tribes Ascend
Games
on PC
The Sims 3
www.gb.thesims3.com
Since The Sims 4 is omitting both pools
and toddlers, why not relive the glory days
in its pool-and-toddler-containing
predecessor? While youre there, check out
the excellent Exchange.
ALTERNATIVELY DayZ, World of Warcraft,
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn
Euro Truck
Simulator 2
Dark Souls II
Rust
www.eurotrucksimulator2.com
This month Andy regaled the office with
the time he steered a hauler packed with
explosives down a narrow country lane in
France. Im oot of control! he yelled.
www.darksoulsii.com/us
Dark Souls II, Dark Souls II, oh you are so
grand. Your eyes a-shining like diamonds,
your skin like several snowflakes. How you
are the worlds best thing, without which
the days grow dark and dull.
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