MARGE's Cocktails

MAROMA MARGARITA 12

tequila, lime, cointreau, secret ancient liquor

Courtesy of Freddy the bartender at Maroma Resort in Playa del Carmen
This is the dopest margarita ever because of a secret ancient liquor.
I can't tell you what it is, but I promise only 2 to 5 small children were hurt in the process of acquiring it.
Order if: You feel like drinking a dope margarita.

FROZEN SCORPINO 12

vodka, prosecco, cointreau, lemon

Inspried by the folks at Parm in NYC.
This is a frozen drink and its October. Only in LA can we do this. Don't sleep on this one!
PS - LARGE MARGE ALMOST BEAT ME UP AFTER DRINKING THIS. IT MAY GET YOU ROWDY.
Order if: You feel like going to a beach and playing volleyball la Top Gun.

LET'S DO THIS 12
amaro nardini, mandarin orange, forbidden bitters
Amaro is dope and Nardini might be the best one. Take one down if you are feeling a little full later in the meal.
Order if: You need to clear some room in your tum-tum or you just want a dope cocktail that integrates amaro.

HEY, I THINK IM JUST GOING HEAD OUT, THIS WAS FUN THOUGH 12
espresso, orange, vanilla, nardini amaro
Inspried by the Caf Nico at Espresso Vivace.
We iced it and added Nardini. It's great. Available Non-Alcoholic as well.
Order if: You want a wake up call with a nice kick.

BUCKY'S FERNET 12

fernet, fever tree ginger beer, lemon

Just ask Bucky.
Order if: Your mindset is "I want to start some shit with somebody, but I don't know who or why!" One of Marge's favorites.

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MARGE's Vino
Sparkling

NV CREMANT DU JURA, OVERNOY-CRINQUAND 20/78

"This what was in the bottle I was spraying everywhere after the Bulls won the NBA Finals that one time.
Shit, actually this is something different, but it's fantastic, trust." - Michael Jordan, 6x NBA Champion

White

2013 "SEMPLICEMENTE VINO" BIANCO, CASCINA DEGLI ULIVI 12/46

"Pairs well with sunshine and friends." a jaw-droppingly douchey quote about this wine found on a wine app.
The person who said this is probably a nice person, but seriously -- don't ever use that phrase. This wine is great though!

Ros

2013 JOLIE FOLLE ROSE, LOCA LINDA 12/46

This is like that Rose you meet at a party and you're like, "Damn, I'm into you,"
and it's like, "I'm into you too, let's get the f*ck out of here and go bone."

Red

2013 GAMAY "LA BOUDINERIE," NOELLA MORANTIN 16/64

Once, on a European vacation, I met a mysterious lady on a train.
She revealed that she was a pup thief on the run to Morocco. Yes -- a pup thief.
She stole cute pups from the various elites she encountered in the South of France. Anyway, this was her favorite red wine.

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MARGE's Brew
Hefeweizen, Day of the Dead, Mexico 7
Blonde Ale, Day of the Dead, Mexico 7
Amber Ale, Day of the Dead, Mexico 7

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