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demonstrated that the LGBT community
constituted a significant voting bloc that
could swing election results. As a result,
Barry courted LGBT support to help
him win his 1978 primary over Mayor
Walter E. Washington and Council Chair
Sterling Tucker. Afterwards, Barry and
the LGBT community worked together
as political allies for years, Meinke said.
Craig Howell, the former president
and a longstanding member of the Gay
Activists Alliance (GAA), said Barry was
first given a -15 on a scale of -10 to +10
because he had avoided the groups questions when he ran for the D.C. Board
of Education in 1971. However, when
Barry later became the president of the
board, he helped pass a nondiscrimination policy that protected employees of
the school system based on sexual orientation. When he ran for and won an atlarge seat on the Council, he was strongly
supportive of GAAs priorities, including
eliminating the plainclothes police squad
that was entrapping gay men in parks,
increasing funding for the Gay Mens VD
Clinic and the Office of Human Rights.
He really carried the ball for us during that time, Howell said. Everything
we wanted him to do, he did, and usually
led the way.
When Barry later became mayor, he
signed a law that prohibited subjecting
anything under the Human Rights Act,
such as protections for LGBT people,
to the initiative process. He also followed through on a campaign promise to
appoint gay people to lots of boards and
positions. Howell was responsible for
coming up with a list of qualified applicants, which Barry then used to make
appointments.
We used to brag we were way ahead
of everyone else in the country, Howeell
said, due in large part to the leadership
shown by Marion Barry.
Those same sentiments were echoed
by the Gertrude Stein Democratic Club,
the citys top LGBT political organization, which issued a statement saying
its members were deeply saddened by
Barrys death.
He was a champion for the rights of
the underserved and under-represented
citizens of the District, which included
LGBT residents, the statement read.
He was one of the first politicians to
campaign directly for the LGBT vote and
pushed for HIV/AIDS funding during
the early stages of the AIDS pandemic.
He was a worthy ally and his presence
will be missed.
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 27
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 29
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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 3
BOOKMEN DC, an informal mens gay-literature
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THE
PLANNER
In his new book, Marc Solomon reflects on how the marriage-equality movement
found itself on the brink of victory
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a raised there from zero through 18. I went to Yale for college
and I was Mr. Republican when I was a kid, and also when I was
coming out of college and in my early 20s. I was a Republican
staffer on Capitol Hill for a senator from Missouri Jack
Danforth who actually Im still very close with. Hes still sort
of a mentor, father-figure kind of guy.
But I was always super involved in politics from early on.
When Danforth retired from the
Senate, I moved to St. Louis and helped
him set up an not-for-profit project. I
was on both this ideological journey as
well as in the process of coming out and
moved to Boston in 2001 and went to
[Harvard Universitys Kennedy School
of Government]. I also started volunteering with this grassroots groups called
the Massachusetts Freedom to Marry
Coalition and really got hooked on the
issue. It just seemed to make so much
intuitive sense to me that gay people
should be able to marry. I remember
looking at an array of issues and causes
that the groups were fighting for in
Massachusetts and that one just appealed
to me so strongly. And after I came out I
really decided I wanted to use the political skills that I had developed and the
background I had to advance the cause.
In Massachusetts, I ended up running
the campaign and we defeated two constitutional amendments that would have
taken the right to marry away. When I
started we were at 50 votes out of 200
in the legislature to stop a constitutional
amendment when we needed to get 150.
We needed 75 percent of the legislature in order to defeat the constitutional
amendment in Massachusetts and keep it
off the ballot. We finally did that in 2007.
We reelected every lawmaker who voted
our way in 2004 and 2006. It was 195 out
of 195. And we were the only state in that
whole period of time. We lost four court
cases in Maryland, Washington, New
Jersey, New York, and then after we won
in 2007, I started working closely with
GLAD and doing essentially consulting
work in other states.
I spent some time in Vermont and
Connecticut helping guide them on electoral and legislative strategy. I went out to California for the last
two weeks of Prop. 8 just to lend a hand and after it passed it was
so clear to me that we had to overturn it. I felt really emotional
about it so I went back to Massachusetts and said I was leaving,
and moved back and joined Equality California as their marriage
director. People always asked me if I was planning weddings
and stuff. It was really to build a ballot campaign to win back the
freedom to marry in California. That was overtaken with events
by the Prop. 8 lawsuit. It was a few months after I moved out
there that Chad Griffin and team filed the lawsuit. Once we won
There is this
idea in our
culture now that
there needs to
be a superhero,
and thats how
things happen.
I WANTED
TO TELL THE
STORY OF HOW
A SUCCESSFUL
MOVEMENT
REALLY
WORKS. THE
MOVEMENT
IS NOT ABOUT
ONE PERSON.
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other issues. Many of the people who fight against us are also the
people fighting against immigration reform. There is this strain of
cultural conservatism. Were also really seeing a shift in evangelical churches away from this Pat Robertson style of fire and brimstone. Given where millennials are, if they want to keep appealing
to younger people, theyre going to have to do something.
MW: After so many losses, what was the turning point for the
marriage-equality movement?
SOLOMON: There have been several. Number one was gay people finally marrying. People have been working on this for
years and years, and finally, in
Massachusetts gay people were
able to marry. People around the
country were able to see it was
good and it was fine, and experiencing the real couples and
why they wanted to get married
really was transformational.
And thats why our opponents
put so much effort into trying to
stop it because they knew once
people saw what we were really
talking about, people would be
fine with it.
Winning in New York was
a huge turning point because
we hadnt won in awhile and
New York was such a big powerful state. That provided real
fuel. And I think losing Prop. 8
provided real intensity to everybody. It was a big wake-up call
to the gay community that if we
really wanted this freedom and
right then we really needed to
work hard for it. It wasnt going
to happen on its own and we
couldnt just expect people to vote our way.
The final one was the Windsor decision and just how powerfully it was written. Justice Anthony Kennedy was so clearly
onboard, and when you read Justice Antonin Scalias dissent and
how clearly he saw what it meant.
But that gets back to what I was talking about before. I wrote
the book because I wanted to show what a movement is how
a movement works and how our movement gained power and
won. The Windsor decision didnt happen on its own. The
Windsor decision happened because it rests on not only the other
DOMA cases but the wins wed had in the states and the growth
in public support. Its the cumulative effect that gets us to the
point where its downhill skiing.
MW: When do you think the movement for marriage equality will
come to a conclusion?
SOLOMON: I think it could happen by June 2015. There are [five]
cases now pending before the Supreme Court.
I saw this USA Today piece where the reporter had my quote
right next to [National Organization for Marriage President]
Brian Browns quote and they were like the exact same quote: we
want the Supreme Court to take up a case and rule immediately.
I think from the states, whether youre for or against, people
want national resolution. They realize that theres a need for
national resolution and that having this patchwork doesnt make
a lot of sense. Having the unclarity doesnt make a lot of sense.
Spending all of this time and money fighting our opponents in
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if they dont support your position they are not living up to their
best selves. And that takes figuring out how to really tell the story
in a way that people can connect with.
Its also important to be very positive and not demonizing
of people who arent with you. When I first started on this our
support was in the 30-some odd percent. If we demonized the
people who werent with us back then wed still be there. Its
respecting the fact that people come from all sorts of backgrounds and most people learn that marriage is not two guys or
two gals. They learned that marriage is a father and a mother.
Thats what you learn from your first story book as a kid and
thats what plenty of religions teach as well. People arent bad
people because they believe that or because they were taught
that. Its how do you walk people through a journey to get to
the place where you want them to get and how do you help
them see that thats where they want to get. And then welcoming them and embracing them. Not saying, What the hell took
you so long?
I wanted this book to show how we constructed this movement and how the movement works so people get a deeper
perspective of what it takes to have a social movement that
really builds power for itself and wins in our American political system. Its a very positive and optimistic story in the end
because what Im showing is that you can win in America. Even
in dysfunctional Washington and divided government, you can
still accomplish great things.
Marc Solomons Winning Marriage: The Inside Story of How
Same-Sex Couples Took on the Politicians and Pundits and
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Unnished Business
Mockingjay Part 1 is all build up with no emotional or
dramatic payoff
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The Kennedy Centers resident dance company returns to the Kenn Opera House with three
Balanchine works, including the 1951 one-act version
of Swan Lake. Scott Speck conducts the Kennedy
Center Opera House Orchestra during the performance. Friday, Nov. 28, at 7:30 p.m., Saturday, Nov.
29, at 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m., and Sunday, Nov. 30,
at 1:30 p.m. Kennedy Center Opera House. Tickets
are $2O to $95. Call 202-467-4600 or visit kennedycenter.org.
THE NUTCRACKER
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FIDDLER ON THE ROOF
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JULIUS CAESAR
Specters haunt the stage at Folger Theatre, and these
cloaked souls ghosts of those lost to war lurk in
the shadows and stalk the set, like a group of grim
reapers, in Robert Richmonds stunning, mystical
production ofJulius Caesar. They faintly chant what
must be warnings of further bloodshed to come, if
we could only make them out. But just as Caesar
ignores his Soothsayers fervent plea Beware the
Ides of March, so the lost souls incantations fall
on deaf ears. Its impressive how Richmond, working with fight director Casey Dean Kaleba, has his
attractive actors move from the lurching lost souls
to the multiple slow-motion battle scenes to the
marches and synchronized hand gestures showing
group solidarity. Everything here is stylized in an
evocative, even elegant manner, with every detail
carefully thought out, right down to the poppy petals
that are regularly tossed out after each death. After
all, since the First World War red poppies have been
a symbol of remembering the war dead. To Dec. 7.
Folger Shakespeare Theatre, 201 East Capitol St. SE.
Tickets are $40 to $75. Call 202-544-7077 or visit
folger.edu. (Doug Rule)
PEN
MUSIC
MOYA BRENNAN
Formed over 40 years ago in Bethesda, the progressive bluegrass band Seldom Scene remains especially
popular in its hometown region. The group returns
to Alexandrias seated show palace the Birchmere
for two nights over Thanksgiving Weekend, this
time with special guests Dry Branch Fire Squad.
Friday, Nov. 27, and Saturday, Nov. 28, at 7:30
p.m. The Birchmere, 3701 Mount Vernon Ave.,
Alexandria. Tickets are $35. Call 703-549-7500 or
visit birchmere.com or seldomscene.com.
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Paris is Burning
Assassins Creed: Unity may not
be perfect, but its depiction of
Paris is incredibly fun nonetheless
by RHUARIDH MARR
UBI SOFT
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a French nobleman we first meet as a child, navigating the corridors of the Kings palace. Here, his father is murdered, and Arno is
adopted by Monsieur De La Serre, who, it transpires, is the Grand
Master of the Templars. De La Serre adopts Arno, despite knowing
that his father was an Assassin, with the Brotherhood of Assassins
being enemies to the Templars. Still with me? Good, because the
series lore is a little confusing after so many games. Flash forward
to Arnos adult years. De La Serre is murdered and Arno is accused.
In jail, he meets a member of the Brotherhood and so begins his
rise through the ranks of the Assassins.
In the early stages of the game in particular, Arno is a delightful character to play. He has some of the bravado and swagger
that made Edward Kenway such fun to play in Black Flag, but
without quite as much of the my family is dead misery of
Connor from Assassins Creed III. This is all toned down once he
enters the Brotherhood, but in cutscenes and dialogue snippets
during the game, Arno represents an amusing and interesting
character, even if his story can be boiled down to seeks revenge,
wants girl the girl in question being De La Serres daughter
Elise, now a member of the Templars.
Ubisoft have worked hard to fix one of the series biggest bugbears: the controls. Arno has a fluidity to his movement, aided by
fancy new animations and a newly added downward traversal
ability that makes descending from a height easier than jumping
from the building and praying you wont die. Clambering across
Parisian rooftops, scampering up churches and diving through
open windows the city is littered with explorable interiors
that can be used to effect an escape or wandered through to marvel at the interior design is all made easier by improve collision
detection and numerous grab points for Arno to cling to. Still,
theyre not perfect. Too often, Arno will simply refuse to jump
the way youre directing him to, or hell grab the wrong object
and ruin the momentum youve built. Similarly, moving down
buildings remains a little janky, and Arnos inability to effectively
move into a window instead preferring to jump around it
quickly becomes an irritance more than a humorous quirk.
The controls impact other areas of the game, as well. Stealth,
in particular, is needlessly frustrating at times. Why cant Arno
move around corners when in cover? Its such a simple thing
that would make life so much easier, but instead you have to
leave cover and move around the corner and then re-enter cover.
He can already switch between covers such as across doorways so is this really such a tough thing to implement? Object
detection, too, is still less than perfect. All too often Id run at
two guards, intending to kill them both, but the game would only
highlight one or the other. As the (admittedly lovely) animation
played, showing Arno slicing his blade into one guards side, the
other would invariably start hacking at Arno with his sword.
Combat is the usual parry and attack brand that series fans
have come to love or loathe. Attacks are mounted with X (on
Xbox One, which I reviewed the game on) and blocked with B.
Pistol fire is attributed to LB (and RT, if you prefer to manually
aim) while bombs and distractions are dropped with RB. Once
again, its possible to stand in the middle of a group of guards
and parry each incoming attack until youve killed everyone,
though this hardly seems like the most rewarding way to do so.
Instead, drop a smoke bomb and leg it out of there and then pick
them off one-by-one. This is when Unity is at its best, silently
killing people from the shadows or leaping onto their heads
from above. Guns work well here, too, such as sniping with a
rifle, as do phantom blades, which can be silently fired to kill, or
berserk blades which can drive enemies insane and force them
to kill their comrades so you dont have to. When not trapped in
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320x320, given the screen is circular, thats because the 360 has
a small strip at the bottom of the display that holds the display
drivers and the ambient light sensor. Motorola claims it was necessary to avoid giving the 360 an unsightly bezel, but the tradeoff
is a flat tire effect when viewing the screen. In day-to-day use,
however, you forget its there. As for the screen itself, its big,
bright and colors are nicely balanced. The ambient light sensor
allows for auto brightness to be used and while occasionally
slow to detect when moving from bright to dark situations
makes the hassle of manually changing brightness on earlier
Wear devices a forgotten annoyance.
Underneath its polished exterior lies a mixed bag of hardware. Theres 4GB of storage and 512MB of RAM, much like
every other Wear device, as well as sensors to detect movement
and activity, including a pedometer and heart-rate monitor. The
360 is water resistant for up to 30 minutes in three feet of water,
and theres wireless charging so you wont have to fiddle with
any cables to replenish your watchs power at night. And, indeed,
youll have to charge it every night as the 360 has a tiny 320 mAh
battery. Its not helped by the bizarre use of a TI OMAP 3 processor which is ancient in technology terms, hailing from 2010.
Presumably its to help the 360s cost, but its hardly the most
efficient processor. Indeed, swiping through Android Wear is
noticeably less fluid than on the G Watch. Not enough to impact
your useage, but its apparent in comparison. Whats more, it
means that charging every night is a requirement though you
will at least get a full days use out of it. I took my 360 off the
charger at 8 a.m. and, after a day of notifications, voice dictation
and frequently checking the time, returned it to its charging
dock at midnight with 27 percent left. Your mileage will vary, but
the 360 can at least make it through an entire day and unless
you sleep with your watch on, taking it off and dropping it onto
its wireless dock is a simple solution, particularly as the watch
can be used as an alarm clock when in its dock.
As for Android Wear, well, there are still limitations. Head
online for my full review of the software (http://bit.ly/mwandroidwear), but suffice to say that its still in its early stages
though, even compared with launch this summer, its now infinitely more useful. It still relies heavily on your smartphone for
most tasks, but now users can download music to the watch and
listen to it with bluetooth headphones useful if youre going
for a run or bike ride and dont want your phone in your pocket.
As Wear matures, more apps are being updated to use it. Indeed,
most of the apps I use every day have some kind of functionality,
whether its swiping to a second screen or offering interaction
with notifications.
Emails can be read and responded to, as can messages from
texts, Facebook and Whatsapp, among others. Workouts can
be started, runs can be logged, maps can be opened up and
directions given, music playback can be controlled, cars can be
ordered through Lyft, flight details and boarding passes can be
displayed and so much more. Android Wear will only continue
to improve, and the amount of times I pull my phone out of my
pocket each day has been significantly reduced as more apps
start to work with it. Googles excellent voice dictation is obviously key to this, as its your only means of responding to items
or asking questions on the 360 and the watchs dual microphones means that it rarely fails to understand what Im saying.
In day-to-day terms, the 360 is a joy to use. It helps that it
simply looks so damn good on the wrist. Its sleek and modern,
but still recognizable as a watch. Motorola continues to push
software updates to the watch, which have helped with concerns over battery life and its aging processor. The real question,
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though, is should you buy it? Ill admit, I rarely wore a watch
before I got the 360 my phone was my preferred means of telling the time. Now? I wear it every day. The sheer convenience
of seeing and responding to notifications from your wrist cant
be ignored, and when its operating through something which
looks as good as the Moto 360, it makes it even more pleasurable. Thanks to some of its internals, the 360s beauty may only
be skin-deep but its gorgeous enough that you simply wont
care. For $249, its the best smartwatch you can buy right now.
The Motorola Moto 360 starts at $249 and is available from the
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characters will frequently have moments where their programming seems to fail entirely in one cutscene, a random Parisian
was having a heated argument with the wall right behind the
man Arno was talking to. There are other technical issues, such
as unresponsive controls at times, or the world failing to load
properly when coming out of a cutscene or changing locations,
but none is more egregious than the loading times. Oh, god, the
loading times. To call them obscene would be an understatement. When Grand Theft Auto V can stream the entirety of Los
Santos without a loading screen, why on earth must I sit through
a 20-40 second loading screen every time I move between
exploring Paris and whatever it is that Im loading into, be it
the Brotherhoods base, or a training mission, or a rift mission.
Loading times can often be longer than that, and are on numerous occasions entirely inexplicable. One training mission saw me
fighting enemies in the Cafe Theatre. Once it had ended, I sat for
over half a minute while the game loaded into the same damn
location. Yes, you can run from one end of Paris to the other
without a loading screen, but its ruined every time you have to
sit through the dark, unresponsive screen which greets you far
too frequently during missions and cutscenes. Its infuriating,
and on consoles this powerful, inexcusable.
There are there bugbears, too, such as everyone having
regional English accents while the random characters on the
streets chatter away in French. Even Napoleon, who you meet
during the game, speaks with an English accent. Its infuriatingly distracting. If everyone in the game spoke with an English
accent, or everyone spoke English with French inflection, itd
be fine, but this weird hybrid distracts more often than not.
Similarly, the map is hideously cluttered with all of the available
icons and missions, though it thankfully can be sorted into categories, and there are random difficulty spikes during missions
which can seriously punish you if youre caught off-guard.
That said, Unity does succeed where I thought it might fail.
Its Parisian setting, while slow to load, is so gorgeously detailed
and filled with activities, Ive still yet to see and do everything
it has to offer. Its story, while far from original, is fun to romp
through. Side missions are interesting, co-op play is an excellent
distraction and Revolutionary France is an interesting setting
for the game. My time in Unity was not one without frustrations,
but unlike previous entries in the series, they werent sufficient
to actually drive me from the game. Yes, it could have used a few
more months of testing and optimizing, and yes, youll have to
endure several large patches as Ubisoft tries to fix problems to
justify the $60 youll spend buying the game, but at the end of
it all, Unity remains a big, beautiful, bountiful world to play in.
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Warm Pets
From avoiding toxic puddles to
giving shorter walks, 9 tips for
optimal winter pet care
by DOUG RULE
VVVITA
including seizures, and gastrointestinal complications, including acute kidney failure. It is fatal without prompt treatment,
Friendship Hospitals Calabro says. Even one little lick for a
small pet can be quite dangerous. Any exposure and they should
be promptly brought to a veterinarian.
2. NO HELTER-SKELTER SHELTER
Wintertime doghouses, says Nick Lipincott, a humane law
enforcement officer with the Washington Humane Society, need
to be raised off the ground to keep from flooding as snow melts
[and feature] a windbreak so the insulation from [a dogs] body
heat is not pushed out from the cold. Also, a dogs water needs
to be constantly changed, put in a heated water bowl or placed
under a heat lamp to keep it from freezing.
3. TO COAT OR NOT TO COAT
Both Calabro and Lipincott advise putting at least a light coat
on top of thin-coated dog breeds, such as greyhounds and Jack
Russell terriers. A coat will help keep their skin both warm and
dry, shielding from snow or freezing rain, and suiting them in the
same way that natural fur does on their thick-coated brethren.
4. ITS A SPRINT, NOT A MARATHON
Of course, not every little dog will stand for wearing a coat. In
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If you dont clean your pets paws after a walk, theyll likely do
the deed with their tongue and licking too much Ice Melt can
cause upset stomachs and digestive problems. The chemicals
used in snow and ice removal and the overall dry air outside
can also cause paw irritation. For more sensitive dogs, Calabro
recommends putting booties on them, as silly as they look. If
you or your dog wont allow the wearing of silly booties, then you
should wipe their paws clean after walks with at least a damp,
clean rag. Rubbing baby oil or Vaseline either pre- or post-walk
on a dogs paws can also help keep them free of slushy buildup,
Lipincott recommends. It can also help keep pads from drying
out and cracking.
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LISTINGS
THURS., 11.27.14
9 1/2
Doors open 7pm Happy
Hour: 2 for 1 on any drink,
7-9pm Multiple TVs
showing movies, shows,
sports Expanded craft
beer selection No Cover
ANNIES/ANNIES
UPSTAIRS
4@4 Happy Hour, 4pm-7pm
$4 Small Plates, $4 Stella
Artois, $4 House Wines,
$4 Stolichnaya Cocktails,
$4 Manhattans and Vodka
Martinis
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $6 Call
Martini, $3 Miller Lite, $4
Rail, $5 Call, 7-9pm $3
Rail Drinks, 10pm-midnight,
NUMBER NINE
Doors open 7pm Happy
Hour: 2 for 1 on any drink,
7-9pm No Cover
GREEN LANTERN
Doors Open 9pm 2 Full
Hours of Shirtless Men
Drink Free, 9-11pm Music
by DJs BacK2bACk
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers
New Meat Thursday DJ
Tim-e in Secrets 9pm
Cover 21+
JR.S
Doors open 7pm $3
Rail Vodka Highballs, $2
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FRI., 11.28.14
9 1/2
Open at 5pm Happy Hour:
2 for 1 on any drink, 5-9pm
Friday Night Videos with
resident DJ Shea Van Horn
VJ Expanded craft beer
selection No cover
ANNIES
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Small Plates, $4 Stella
Artois, $4 House Wines,
$4 Stolichnaya Cocktails,
$4 Manhattans and Vodka
Martinis Upstairs open
5-11pm
COBALT/30 DEGREES
All You Can Drink Happy
Hour $15 Rail &
Domestic, $21 Call &
Imports, 6-9pm Guys
Night Out Free Rail
Vodka, 11pm-Midnight, $6
Belvedere Vodka Drinks
all night DJ Keenan Orr
and guest DJs $10 cover
10pm-1am, $5 after 1am
DC BEAR CRUE
@Town Bear Happy
Hour, 6-11pm $3 Rail,
$3 Draft, $3 Bud Bottles
Free Pizza, 7pm Hosted
by Charger Stone No
cover before 9:30pm 21+
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Karaoke, 9pm
GREEN LANTERN
BOOM Go-Go Bears, 10pmclose Hot Jock Contest
hosted by Danny Boom
Featuring DJ Chord Bezerra
$5 Smirnoff, All Flavors,
10pm-close
JR.S
Buy 1, Get 1, 11pm-midnight Happy Hour: 2-for1, 4-9pm $5 Coronas, $8
Vodka Red Bulls, 9pm-close
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
DJ Matt Bailer Videos,
Dancing Beat The Clock
Happy Hour $2 (5-6pm),
$3 (6-7pm), $4 (7-8pm)
Buckets of Beer $15 DJ
Jeff Pryor
NUMBER NINE
Open 5pm Happy Hour: 2
for 1 on any drink, 5-9pm
No Cover
PHASE 1
DJ Styalo Dancing
$5 cover
PWS SPORTS BAR
9855 Washington Blvd. N
Laurel, Md.
301-498-4840
Drag Show in lounge
Half-price burgers and fries,
4-8pm
TOWN
Drag Show starts at
10:30pm Hosted by Lena
Lett and featuring Miss
Tatianna, Shi-QueetaLee, Epiphany B. Lee
and BaNaka DJ Wess
upstairs, BacK2bACk
downstairs Doors open
at 10pm For those 21 and
over, $5 from 10-11pm and
$10 after 11pm For those
18-20, $12 all night 18+
TOWN PATIO
Open 6pm 21+
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers,
hosted by LaTroya Nicole
Ladies of Illusion with host
Kristina Kelly, 9pm DJ
Steve Henderson in Secrets
DJ Joey O in Ziegfelds
Cover 21+
SAT., 11.29.14
9 1/2
Open at 5pm Happy Hour:
2 for 1 on any drink, 5-9pm
$5 Absolut & Titos, $3
Miller Lite after 9pm
Expanded craft beer selection No Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Drag Yourself to Brunch at
Level One, 11am-2pm and
2-4pm Featuring Kristina
Kelly and the Ladies of
Illusion Bottomless
Mimosas and Bloody Marys
Happy Hour: $3 Miller
Lite, $4 Rail, $5 Call, 4-9pm
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm $5
Bacardi, All Flavors, 9pmclose
JR.S
$4 Coors, $5 Vodka highballs, $7 Vodka Red Bulls
NELLIES
Guest DJs Zing Zang
Bloody Marys, Nellie Beer,
House Rail Drinks and
Mimosas, $4, 11am-5pm
Buckets of Beer, $15
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Dancing, 9pm-close
TOWN
DC Rawhides host Town
& Country: Two-Step, Line
Dancing, Waltz and West
Coast Swing, $5 Cover to
stay all night Doors open
6:45pm, Lessons 7-8pm,
Open dance 8-10:30pm
CTRL Pop Dance Party,
11-close upstairs Doors
open 10pm Drag Show
starts at 10:30pm Hosted
by Lena Lett and featuring
Miss Tatianna, Shi-QueetaLee, Epiphany B. Lee and
BaNaka Music and videos by DJ Wess downstairs
Cover $8 from 10-11pm,
$12 after 11pm 21+
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TOWN PATIO
Open 10pm 21+
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
Men of Secrets, 9pm
Guest dancers Ladies
of Illusion with host Ella
Fitzgerald, 9pm DJ Steve
Henderson in Secrets
DJ Joey O in Ziegfelds
Doors 8pm Cover 21+
SUN., 11.30.14
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
$4 Stoli and Miller Lite all
day Homowood Karaoke,
10pm-close
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Champagne Brunch Buffet,
10am-3pm Crazy Hour,
4-7pm Karaoke 8pm-1am
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GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm
Bears Can Party featuring
DJ Jeff Eletto upstairs,
6-10pm Mamas Trailer
Park Karaoke downstairs,
9:30pm-close
JR.S
Sunday Funday Liquid
Brunch Doors open at
1pm $2 Coors Lights &
$3 Skyy (all flavors), all day
and night
NELLIES
Drag Brunch, hosted by
Shi-Queeta-Lee, 11am-3pm
$20 Brunch Buffet
House Rail Drinks, Zing
Zang Bloody Marys, Nellie
Beer and Mimosas, $4,
11am-close Buckets of
Beer, $15
NUMBER NINE
Pop Goes the World with
Wes Della Volla at 9:30
pm Happy Hour: 2 for
1 on any drink, 5-9pm
No Cover
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers
Decades of Dance DJ
Tim-e in Secrets Doors
8pm Cover 21+
MON., 12.01.14
9 1/2
Open at 5pm Happy Hour:
2 for 1 on any drink, 5-9pm
Multiple TVs showing
movies, shows, sports
Expanded craft beer selection No Cover
ANNIES
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Small Plates, $4 Stella
Artois, $4 House Wines,
$4 Stolichnaya Cocktails,
$4 Manhattans and Vodka
Martinis
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $2 Rail, $3
Miller Lite, $5 Call, 4-9pm
Monday Nights A Drag,
10pm-close $3 Skyy
Cocktails, $8 Skyy and Red
Bull No Cover, 18+
NUMBER NINE
Open 5pm Happy Hour: 2
for 1 on any drink, 5-9pm
No Cover
FREDDIES
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Karaoke, 9pm
9 1/2
Open at 5pm Happy Hour:
2 for 1 on any drink, 5-9pm
Multiple TVs showing
movies, shows, sports
Expanded craft beer selection No Cover
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4pm-close
Michaels Open Mic
Karaoke, 9:30pm-close
TUES., 12.02.14
JR.S
Happy Hour: 2-for-1, 4-9pm
Showtunes Songs &
Singalongs, 9pm-close
DJ Jamez $3 Drafts
ANNIES
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $4
Stella Artois, $4 House
Wines, $4 Stolichnaya
Cocktails, $4 Manhattans
and Vodka Martinis
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $2 Rail, $3
Miller Lite, $5 Call, 4-9pm
SIN Industry Night
Half-price Cocktails, 10pmclose
WED., 12.03.14
9 1/2
Open at 5pm Happy Hour:
2 for 1 on any drink, 5-9pm
Multiple TVs showing
movies, shows, sports
Expanded craft beer selection No Cover
ANNIES
Happy Hour, 4-7pm $4
Stella Artois, $4 House
Wines, $4 Stolichnaya
Cocktails, $4 Manhattans
and Vodka Martinis
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $2 Rail, $3
Miller Lite, $5 Call, 4-9pm
Karaoke, 10pm-close
$4 Stoli & Flavors and
Miller Lite
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm The
Boys of Hump upstairs, 9pm
JR.S
Trivia with MC Jay Ray,
8pm The Queen, 10-11pm
$2 JRs Drafts & $4
Vodka ($2 with College I.D./
JRs Team Shirt)
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers
Shirtless Night, 10-11pm,
12-12:30am Military
Night, no cover with
military ID DJ Don T. in
Secrets 9pm Cover 21+
THURS., 12.04.14
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover
NUMBER NINE
Open 5pm Happy Hour: 2
for 1 on any drink, 5-9pm
No Cover
ANNIES/ANNIES
UPSTAIRS
4@4 Happy Hour, 4pm-7pm
$4 Small Plates, $4 Stella
Artois, $4 House Wines,
$4 Stolichnaya Cocktails,
$4 Manhattans and Vodka
Martinis
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COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $6 Call
Martini, $3 Miller Lite, $4
Rail, $5 Call, 4-9pm $3
Rail Drinks, 10pm-midnight,
$5 Red Bull, Gatorade
and Frozen Virgin Drinks
Locker Room Thursday
Nights DJs Sean Morris
and MadScience Ripped
Hot Body Contest at midnight, hosted by Sasha
J. Adams and BaNaka
$200 Cash Prize Doors
open 10pm, 18+ $5 Cover
under 21 and free with
college ID
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Karaoke, 9pm
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm Free
Pizza Thursday, 9-10pm
Shirtless Scandals Rugby
Team sells Jell-O Shots
Shirtless Men Drink Free,
10-11pm Music by DJs
BacK2bACk
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$3 Rail Vodka Highballs, $2
JR.s drafts, 8pm to close
Throwback Thursday featuring rock/pop retro hits
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
Beat The Clock Happy Hour
$2 (5-6pm), $3 (6-7pm),
$4 (7-8pm) Buckets of
Beer $15 Drag Bingo
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers
Shirtless Thursday DJ
Tim-e in Secrets 9pm
Cover 21+ l
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We never really went out of our way to decide on the sex of [Toad and Toadette],
even though they have somewhat gendered appearances.
KOICHI HAYASHIDA, producer of Nintendos Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker and director of Super Mario Galaxy 2, somewhat
altering all of our childhood memories in an interview with Gamespot. Hayashida confirmed that the characters of Toad and
Toadette from the Mario series of games, typically presented as male and female, are in fact genderless.
If I had it my way,
I never would have done it the way I did.
MICHAEL SAM, the NFLs first openly gay player, speaking with GQ. Sam expressed regret over his coming out being publicly
announced, stating that, while he has no regrets, hed have preferred his sexuality to have been known to his teammates but not
to the entire world. But the recruiters knew, and reporters knew, and they talked to each other, and it got out, he told the
magazine. Several critics have argued that Sam, who was recently cut from the Dallas Cowboys,
would still have a team had he not come out.
Initially I came to this community searching for love, intimacy and brotherhood. In return,
I got shade, infidelity, loneliness and disunity.
LUIS PABON, writing for Thought Catalog in a piece titled Why I No Longer Want To Be Gay. Pabon maintains he has
experienced all aspects of the life and can safely say that it no longer speaks to the person that I am, before listing the various
problems he has with the gay community, including its adherence to stereotypes, the decline of chivalry, and the rise in apps over
in-person conversations. Pabon ends by saying: The gay life is like the love of a bad boy whose attention and
love you initially covet but eventually outgrow.
I am disgusted.
STACY DEE HUDSON, friend of Jennifer Gable a 32-year-old trans woman from Idaho who died suddenly of an aneurysm in
October writing on her Facebook. The Miami Herald reported that Hudson was upset Gables family chose to bury her as
Geoff, despite Gable having changed her name and lived as Jennifer for several years. They cut her hair, suit on. How can they
bury her as geoff [sic] when she legally changed her name. Meghan Stabler, a board member of HRC, stated, No mention of the
woman she knew she was...Just erosion of her identity.
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