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"I have nothing to do with this scum! Ah, pota, I thought to myself. He just
called Benhur Luy scum.
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Then after a few seconds, it hit me: he meant scam. But oration and
English elocution, it seems, might not exactly be one of Bong Revillas
strongest virtues.
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From the moment he took to the podium everyone was tweeting about it as
one big acting jobthat glaring demeanor like hes about to gun
down Paquito Diaz and goons. Revilla, after all, is not an actor of multiple
dimensions. At one point in his speech, he used the expression, Anak ng
teteng!
I have asked around for the exact definition of teteng. Nobody seems to
really know. The answers vary wildly and are mostly the subject of
speculation. Teteng does not appear in the UP Diksiyonaryo, but it did
gain prominence in his movie Alyas Pogi 2 (where he goes head to head
with Nardong Kalabaw played by Bomber Moran), at a time when people
were still making action films and clever punchlines. Revilla is the star of
movies with such enlightened titles like Mahal Kita: Final Answer, Walang
Matigas na Pulis sa Matinik na Misis, Onyok Tigasin, Alyas Pogi: Birador
ng Nueva Ecija, Kung Marunong Kang Magdasal, Umpisahan Mo Na,
Ang Titser Kong Pogi, Isusumpa Mo ang Araw na Isinilang Ka and a
hundred others that, shall we say, would not exactly be the subject of
Manunuri discourse.
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It also did not help that one of his shows is named Kaps Amazing
Stories. For nasty netizens, it was just all too easy. But take note: those
nasty netizens may also not be part of Revillas 20 million adoring fans. To
which he stresses: Hindi po ako magiging Bong Revilla kung
hindi dahil sa kanila.
And then there were the issues. Like Jinggoys speech he attempted to
divert the controversy by pointing out the moral foibles of the Aquino
administration, everything from Mar Roxas to the bunkhouses to poverty
stats to Mar Roxas. And did I mention Mar Roxas? The term ad
hominem perfectly describes this speech, attacking the administrations
character instead of directly answering the argument.
Judge not lest ye be judged. The biblical verse from Matthew came to
mind while I listened to the speech. My thoughts returned to the senate
investigation of the Hayden Kho scandal of 2009 where the good senatora
puffing like a towering paragon of moralityinterrogated like
Torquemada and Pope Benedict combined. If Revilla were to be believed,
Kho was the pure embodiment of moral corruption, the cause of the
suffering of millions, Lucifer himself. Revilla asked philosophically probing
questions like, Anong software ang ginamit mo? and Saan mo nilagay
ang kamera?
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As Revilla gave his privilege speech, seated behind him was his father,
former Senator Ramon Revilla Sr.a.k.a Jose Bautista, looking weak and
wheelchair-ridden. A fine prop, if there ever was one, perhaps intended to
elicit sympathy from the millions who had thought of Nardong
Putik and Pepeng Kuryente as the zenith of Filipino cinema. The speech
ended, as expected, with tears in the eyes of both Revillas.
Because of Bong Revilla, everyone is now a boy (he calls Benhur Luy
Boy Pirma, Boy Xerox). Juxtaposing the name Boy with any one word
that embodies that persons essence has become a hallowed Filipino
tradition, and has become the fertile source of action movie titles, from Boy
Negro to Boy Chico: Hulihin si Ben Tumbling. If we go by Bongs schtick,
our governmental hierarchy would be:
Sadly, this is what the Philippine senate has been reduced to. Time was
when our senators debated on lofty issues, like the Rizal Law in the 1950s
and the extension of the US Bases Treaty. Time was when our senators
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When Miriam does stuff like that, somehow its okayat least we know
shes a million times smarter than all of us. Miriam is always great
entertainment. Shes funny. Shes demonically witty as well. And you know
Miriam could quote Zola if she wanted to. But Anak ng teteng? Bong
Revillas speech is like his movies. Its not funny at all. Revillas lame
attempts at wit include the terrible Thats very A-Bad!
Revillas toy-truck gimmick is nothing new. In 2009, then-senator nowBoy-Pickup Mar Roxas delivered a privilege speech condemning
constitutional assembly efforts by Malacaang and the House of
Representatives. He called the issue con-aswang for its refusal to die. But
heres the clincher: Roxas wore agarland of garlic and, in fact, handed
out the same to every senator. Remember, this was 2009 and he had not
been modest about his presidential ambitions. Revillas speech signals the
complete evolution of Roxas from Mr. Palengke to Boy Padyak to Boy
Bawang and now, Boy Pickup.
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But then again, what would be the alternative? A boring speech full of
platitudes and polysyllabic words that only Miriam Santiago understands?
But whos gonna talk about it?
The paradigm shift had happened a long time ago. An Arturo Tolentino or a
Helena Benitez would probably have a tougher time getting elected in this
day and age. Once upon a time, we had orators, not actors. There is
a vast ocean of difference.
And we thought Caligula was mad when he appointed his favorite horse to
the senate. On second thought, it did not seem like an act of an unsound
mind but rather a powerful statement: Tangina niyo, kahit kabayo
kaya iyang ginagawa ninyo.
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