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Anonymous: a scene is a collection of sexual references masquerading as an art support group. He says the surrealist stuff with naked women gets him really angry. Anonymous: Delaying Windows Vista's release would be like throwing sand in the anal lubricant.
Anonymous: a scene is a collection of sexual references masquerading as an art support group. He says the surrealist stuff with naked women gets him really angry. Anonymous: Delaying Windows Vista's release would be like throwing sand in the anal lubricant.
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Anonymous: a scene is a collection of sexual references masquerading as an art support group. He says the surrealist stuff with naked women gets him really angry. Anonymous: Delaying Windows Vista's release would be like throwing sand in the anal lubricant.
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a scene is a collection of sexual references that masquerades as an art support group
-anonymous After decades of careful research on the possible uses of the Internet, we were still unprepared for anything as pointless as IRC. -anonymous All the surrealist stuff with naked women, with a few exceptions, gets me really angry. So much of it is obviously, 'Let us look at naked ladies while pretending to shock you by exposing your mind to the naked breast!' -anonymous And it's not development's fault--the corporate management infrastructure seems to have a worse checks and balances system than a pre-school lemonade stand. -anonymous Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. In bed! -anonymous art and science are of the same basic fabric, except in art you tend to arrive at important developments without the need for documentation on how you got there -anonymous But, of course, both you and I know that our words our meaningless and we only speak them to hint at the dark and deranged undercurrent, which can never be named. -anonymous Call his bluff. If you're lucky you'll get to see his entire life flashing before his lies. -anonymous Dear L. L. Bean, please rename the color choice for mens' boxers to something other than 'cream.' Many thanks. -anonymous Delaying Windows Vista's release would be like throwing sand in the anal lubricant. It would not change anything, just make it a bit more painful for Gates and the customers preparing themselves. -anonymous Everybody who's vested is too busy lighting cigars and tipping hookers to comment. -anonymous Sports Illustrated editor after AOL/Time-Warner merger announcement I am gayer than a cocaine tupperware party -anonymous I can see it now: Our drives will give you the capacity to continue to store all that old data in addition to all your new data. The new Segate Information Buttplug 1 terabyte drive - the data goes in, but it never comes out. "The constipation of success" -anonymous I don't know what my problem with women is.. I've tried getting bigger shoes, but it doesn't help. -anonymous I feel so... dirty... I'm currently using Windows XP, instead of my old faithful Linux, and I really hate myself. I feel like a cheap whore. -anonymous I had more thoughts over the weekend but I forgot them because they were at a party and I was busy staring at some girl's legs. -anonymous i have a persistent object...in my pants!! -anonymous i have my doubts that the evening will wind up with us together unless ... the first words out of her mouth are "i" and "apologize" in that order -anonymous I just saw my insurance rates pass before my eyes. -anonymous i suffer for art. or from it, rather. -anonymous I take all major forms of death. -anonymous I wasn't looking for 'Ms. Right', or even 'Ms. Right Now', but more for 'Ms. Right Here'. -anonymous I think that's reason enough to give up Linux and go with BeOS R5. I mean, how much sex does the average Linux user get? I just did a poll of Be developers I know. They get a lot. I don't think it has anything to do with sex appeal though. It has to do with time. Linux users sit and play with themselves while recompiling their kernel. Be users leave that job to Brian "no-dual-Celerons-TYVM" Swetland at Be and spend the quality time with their wives and girlfriends. Linux may be hot now, but without adequate procreation of its vocal supporters, it will be a footnote in a generation. -anonymous I'm not homophobic, I'm just intolerant. -anonymous I'm smart. Take my pants off. -anonymous if anyone wants the vicarious orgasm, send me a check for $5. -anonymous If I wanted to sleep with someone that effeminate, I'd be heterosexual. -anonymous It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married. -anonymous It's so embarrassing when I'm always right. -anonymous Maybe 1 percent. The one percent shall hereby be named 'angst'. As in, 'I met a really nice piece of angst today'. -anonymous Men are always whining about how we're suffocating them. Personally, I think if you can hear them whining... you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow. -anonymous my ethics teacher, on the other hand, is one of the best impersonators of a hamster pumped full of crack in the world. who wins? me. -anonymous My testicles actually grow in size every time I drive that fast. -anonymous Never read James Joyce while sitting on the toilet. It will forever distort your ability to go to the can. -anonymous NT is like AIDS. Everything looks great, and a couple of years later you realize you've got serious problems - the price you pay for screwing around. -anonymous Oh, btw, if I said or did anything out of character, or accidentally embarrassed/angered/molested anyone -- I blame it on the liquor and drugs ... oh, and of course, I was out of town on business. -anonymous Shouldn't we try and rise above our evolutionarily determined urges, especially when they're nothing but meaningless, wasteful exchanges? No? Well, unless you want to never get laid... -anonymous Sometimes I really hate myself for being so judgemental. But not today. -anonymous SWM seeks intelligent SWF for pointless sexual relationship. I'm bitter, jaded, and hate the outdoors, but don't let that stop you since I won't value your opinion anyway. Call me, and save the money you would have spent on dinner and a movie. -anonymous SWM25, snuff fetishist, seeking SWF18-25 for short term relationship. -anonymous Ten thousand people in this damn school and I get a stupid fat Greek with poor taste in music who lives across the hall and thinks he's a headbanger. -anonymous The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. -anonymous The great thing about homophobia is that once you've decided you hate gays, you can then decide that someone you don't like is gay, and have a reason to hate him other than that he's a fat, stupid, ham-handed imbecile. -anonymous The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. -anonymous The irony is that we subtly contribute to this by helping to build network and organizational infrastructure which supports a highly networked economy. We think we're doing better because our salaries go up and up and up when in fact we spend more and more of our income at... amazon.com. Translation: less money now than when I was flat broke. -anonymous There is but one lesson you must learn, young one: Do what you want. If you don't know what you want, then do nothing, and call it Zen. Don't bother attempting to get subcultural insights from someone who believes in subculture. The emperor wears no clothes and the Way cannot be seen. -anonymous This is it. Billions of dollars of development in computers and miniaturization technology, all so I can have Jenna Jameson and a cheap knock-off of "The Bard's Tale" in my pants. -anonymous We do dangerous drugs, and pass the savings on to you! -anonymous Welcome to Vasa-Zine! The only online magazine for humans, by humans. Well except for that one day when the apes took over, but I think we have that problem under control now. -anonymous WILL YOU PLEASE IMPALE YOURSELF THROUGH THE HEART ON MY WOODEN STAKE, GOTH BOY? CHECK ONE: YES NO -anonymous You do not understand hate. You do not hate something, you are full of hate or not full of hate. Generally, if you are not full of hate you are dumb. Generally, if you are full of hate you are also dumb. Generally, you are dumb. -anonymous You misunderstand. I'm not a sexist, I'm a misogynist. I don't have anything against any of the _other_ sexes, just women. -anonymous