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River Cities Reader Vol. 22 No. 872 December 24, 2014 - January 7, 2015
ILLINOIS POLITICS
by Rich Miller
CapitolFax.com
Topinka was
expected to help
build bridges
between Rauner and
organized labor.
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Movie Reviews
ANNIE
Peter Jacksons
largely inept 1982
excessively
movie may well hate
busy, insanely
what Gluck and
tedious J.R.R.
McKenna are up to.
Tolkien finale
But for those of us
The Hobbit: Are
whove pretty much
We Done Yet?,
had it up to here
heres what I was
with this material,
most grateful for:
their refusal to treat
the 10 minutes
Annie as sacrosanct,
Rose Byrne and Quvenzhan Wallis in Annie
of Smaug, and
and to instead mess
30 seconds of
with the formula
Benedict Cumberbatch vocals, before the
in playful and unexpected ways, is almost
title card pops up. The narrative drabness at
beyond refreshing.
least augmented by handsome production
The movie opens with a curly-haired
design. The compositional blandness at least
redhead named Annie grinning and
augmented, occasionally, by imaginative
tap dancing her way through a school
presentation while her fellow students groan. fight choreography. Martin Freemans
sincerity. Cate Blanchetts bad-assery.
Then Quvenzhan Wallis Annie walks to
Christopher Lee and his Edgar Winter wig.
the front of the class, begins her report on
Jacksons ability to still come through with
FDR and the New Deal, and wins over the
arresting images, such as Orlando Bloom
kids with an energetic stomp-and-clap. So
running up a series of collapsing stone
purists be warned. But I was with the movie
blocks, and the sight of a (nearly) deceased
from that first, snarky flourish and never
Orc gently floating beneath a sheet of ice.
looked back. Beyond the underwhelming
And only one ending, and the one youre
tunes, there was no reason to. Playing their
hoping for, instead of Return of the Kings five
outsize comic-strip figures with robust glee,
or six. So thank you, Mr. Jackson, I suppose,
Jamie Foxx, Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale,
for the roughly 18 collective screen hours of
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Stephanie
Middle Earth. Can you please come back to
Kurtzuba, and a comically feral Cameron
real Earth now?
Diaz provide readings as hilarious as most
of their dialogue. And while I wouldve
appreciated even one moment from her
TOP FIVE
that boasted the naturalism of her Beasts of
Chris Rock is on-record as being a
the Southern Wild performance, Wallis is a
fan of Woody Allen movies and Richard
powerhouse of charisma here, and sings with
Linklaters Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight
lovely, unforced sweetness and clarity. (The
trilogy, and the comedians funny and
same, sadly, cant be said of Foxx, whos on
thoughtful Top Five Rocks first film as
melisma overdrive, or the others, who sound
a writer/director since 2007s I Think I
just like affable non-singers singing.) You
Love My Wife is like a 100-minute blend
may detest the music. You may loathe the
of those influences. Then again, Allen,
changes to the story. You may gulp when a
and certainly Linklater, would be much
character in this Sony release makes a Kim
less likely to cap a scene with the image
Jong-il crack. But if your kids are clamoring
of a naked man getting a Tabasco-soaked
for you to take them to Annie, think twice
tampon shoved up his ass.
about dropping them off and driving away.
This is not a put-down. That scene
Its not every day you see Michael J. Fox
and its wince-inducing punchline are
publicly endorse a mayoral candidate in a
hilarious, as is the beyond-filthy flashback
campaign commercial, especially when that
involving Rock, two hookers, and Cedric
candidate, you realize, is the guy were meant
the Entertainer, and Jerry Seinfelds
to root against.
high-pitched apoplexy after realizing
exactly where a thong-clad stripper has
THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE stashed his wallet. Yet for all of its comic
subversion and relentless droppings of
OF THE FIVE ARMIES
the F-bomb, Top Five is also, by a wide
Tis the season to be grateful. So as I
margin, the sweetest and most touching
slogged through the half-hour of setup and
romantic comedy of the year, as well as
the 90-minute battle scene that followed in
an unexpectedly moving meditation on
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River Cities Reader Vol. 22 No. 872 December 24, 2014 - January 7, 2015
COVER STORY
Invigorating Isolation
A 2014 Album
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by Jeff Ignatius
jeff@rcreader.com
whole, and
Ted Leo (as The
Little Hurricane,
evocative
Both) rediscovered
Sheep in Wolves
enough to
that magic.
Clothes. With its
stand on its
Hummingbird
stay/leave lyrical
own. If it
is a vaguely blunt
tension, this love
doesnt send environmental
song would seem
a chill of
plea (I got a
naturally suited
nauseating
message from the
to the call-anddread down hummingbird / He
response method
your spine,
gave me a warning
that distinguished
Mica Levi
youre likely in disguise / He
2011s
inhuman. But dont despair, because to
told me theyre
Homewrecker
the rescue comes ...
marching on
album by the male/
Beck, Wave. Beck has called Morning Monsanto / But the
female guitar/
Phase a companion piece to 2002s Sea
same monolithic
drum duo. But
Change, but Wave sounds like it could
structures rise)
Sheep in Wolves
Little Hurricane
have easily
elevated by
Clothes favors
fit on Bjrks
gorgeous singing from both artists,
Anthony Catalanoa as the primary singer
Selmasongs
enveloping production, undeniable
with Celeste Spinas background vocals
album of Dancer melodies, and smartly applied electric
echoing as if from memory, and that
in the Dark
guitar from Leo. The song argues too
choice is essential to the songs success. It
tracks a vivid
pointedly, perhaps that nature and
follows the expected musical path with its
fragment of a
industry are out of balance, but the warm, escalations, climaxes, and denouements,
larger musicalharmonious texture offers its own kind
and the basic structure is enlivened by the
narrative
of hope.
artfulness of the execution a resonantly
tragedy. Its just
Christian Lee Hutson, Thatll
gritty nakedness with light production
begging for a
Do. When I
flourishes. But the slippery lyrics with
Beck
movie to be
interviewed
attraction, need, desire, joy, and rejection
used in. A lovely, poetic distillation of
Hutson earlier
melting into each other invoke a state
existential persistence and submission
this year, he
of both presence and absence, effectively
in 40-odd words (If I surrender / And
was a chatty
expressing the conflicted whole of a failed
I dont fight this wave / No I wont go
and charming
relationship in the same moment.
under / Ill only get carried away),
subject, and
Drive-By Truckers, Made Up English
Wave is a fitting converse to the mood
I told him he
Oceans. If you read my introduction and
of Levis Under the Skin score. Solemn,
seemed to enjoy
see the Drive-By Truckers, youd be right
yearning strings and Becks vocals expand this PR necessity
to think Im a little crazy. The Truckers,
and contract, with mood and meaning
more than most
after all, specialize in detailed, specific
shifting from moment to moment. In
musicians. He
working-class narratives, and I promised
addition to its lyrical concision, the song
said jokingly that
core emotional states. But Mike Cooley
is striking in its precise emotional effects. the pleasure was
is a different writer from his more
The climax and resolution are created
likely a function
celebrated bandmate Patterson Hood,
with the building repetition of the word
of isolation, and
and his obscurity here is fascinating, as
isolation from breathy to firm, followed this song strips
Christian Lee Hutson is the songs static, unwavering texture
by an emphatic three-note hum from the
that idea of his
no build, no tension, no release. The
throat that is then echoed in the strings
humor, laying bare a pure, heartbreaking
and escapes, imperfectly, from
loneliness: Please send me
Becks lips, dissipating like
soon / A brand new tune /
smoke.
Or at least someone I could
The Both,
sing the old one to. / If theres
Hummingbird. Aimee
anybody who / will suffer
Manns songs and voice for
a fool / Thatll do just fine.
me require great care in
It begins with a sniffle, and
arrangement and production,
Hutson sings, in a cracked
needing both gentle richness
and unsteady voice, over
and shapely muscle to give
simple acoustic guitar,
them a life beyond Manns
with a muffled, wordless
oddly detached vocalmimicking of the vocals in
performance mannerisms.
the background. It makes
2002s Lost in Space found
me want to call him up, just
that sweet spot, and this
to make sure he has some
Drive-By Truckers
The Both
years collaboration with
human contact.
Madi Diaz
elusive melody is buried in the keyboard
underneath galloping acoustic guitar and
Morricone-style desert percussion, and
Cooleys coolly matter-of-fact singing
of overstuffed lines mostly disguises
the contempt for all that drips from the
words: Because only simple men can
see the logic in whatever / Smarter men
can whittle down til you can fit it on a
sticker; So be it if they come to find
out feeling goods as easy / As denying
that theres day or night at all. Ive read
interpretations that the songs written
from the perspective of a cynical political
strategist, but that feels too narrow for
the bitter misanthropy Cooley quietly
unleashes.
Madi Diaz, Ashes. Andrew Bird,
Beck, and Mica Levi sent us to the other
side, but Ill leave it to Diaz to lure us
happily there with her sirens song, and
the enchanting coos that punctuate this
song. Over an atmospheric backdrop and
gentle piano and heartbeat percussion,
Diaz sings plainly in a downcast natural
voice up until the chorus, with its highpitched, heavenward vocals invoking a
famous funeral prayer and leading to
something like
a bird call at
once elegiac
and praising,
urgent and at
peace. The 3/4
time lends it not
a dance quality
but an unsteady
lurch in the
vocal phrasings
and rhythms,
magically
wrapping joy
around sorrow.
Photo by David McClister
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THEATRE
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by Mike Schulz
mike@rcreader.com
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ey, Jeff!
Hello there, Mike. All done?
Yep! Just finished this weeks
Whats Happenin pages my last official writing
duty of 2014!
Good for you.
As usual, were actually calling these the Whats
Happenin on New Years Eve pages, as theyll
list all the information we have, as of press time,
regarding the area venues hosting live music or
karaoke or DJs on December 31!
Of course.
There are listings of whats happenin where
and when, of course, plus information on any New
Years Eve particulars people can expect: party
favors, drink specials, champagne toasts you
name it!
Mmm-hmm.
Weve also included the venues addresses,
phone numbers, and Web sites, just to make things
more convenient for New Years celebrants and
of course, as theres also a version of the article at
RiverCitiesReader.com, well be able to add and
update listings right up until the afternoon of the
31st!
Excellent. Happy holidays, Mike.
To you, as well, Jeff! Oh! And I didnt get to tell
you about my New Years resolution thats going
to make you very, very happy as of 2015, I am
officially retiring the Jeff-and-Mike pieces in the
Whats Happenin pages!
Seriously?
Absolutely! Theyre old news by now, and I
know you hate them, so Im done! No more Jeffand-Mikes!
Wait. You werent planning on just calling them
Mike-and-Jeffs from now on, were you?
Its the New Years resolution I can finally keep!
The entire River Cities Reader team
MOVIES
Davenport): Brady
Street Pub Open
Jam, 9 p.m., no cover,
(563)323-1700.
Circa 21 Dinner
Playhouse (1828
Third Avenue, Rock
Island): Good Rockin
Live: A Salute to
Sun Records, 7:30
p.m. doors, 8-9 p.m.
buffet, 9:15 p.m. show,
$46.50-86, party
The Tailfins @ The Col Ballroom
favors, champagne
Daiquiri Factory (1809
toast, balloon drop,
Second
Avenue, Rock
(309)786-7733 extension 2, Circa21.com.
NYE Masquerade
Island):
Circle Tap (1345 Locust Street, Davenport):
Ball,
9
p.m.
(309)786-1016
ABC Karaoke, 9 p.m., no cover, (563)322-9276.
DaiquiriFactory.com.
Col Ballroom (1012 West Fourth Street,
The Dam View Inn
Davenport): The Tailfins, 7 p.m. prime-rib dinner,
(410
East Second Street,
8:30 p.m. music and dancing, $30 dinner and
Doug Brund
Davenport):
dance, $10 dance only, party favors, champagne
p.m.,
(563)324-4434.
toast, (563)322-4431.
Englert Theatre (221
Iowa City, Iowa): The F
(319)688-2653, Englert
Gabes (330 East Was
City, Iowa): William El
Zollo, 9 p.m., $20, $200
4788, ICGabes.com.
Iowa City Yacht Clu
Street, Iowa City, Iowa)
Plastic Relations, 10 p.
IowaCityYachtClub.org
Kavanaughs Hilltop
Rock Island): Greg & R
p.m., (309)786-9055, K
The Lucky Frog Bar
Salina Street, McCausla
8 p.m., (563)225-3764.
WILD
Reese Witherspoon has never been less
likable than she is in director Jean-Marc Valles
Wild, and I mean that as the highest possible
compliment. In her role as recovering heroin
and sex addict Cheryl Strayed, whose 2012
memoir the film is based on, Witherspoon
shucks nearly all of her natural empathy and
girl-next-door friendliness to play a decidedly
difficult individual, one embarking on a
months-long hike through 1,000-plus miles
of the Pacific Crest Trail. The hike itself, with
Cheryl seeking a kind of spiritual cleansing of
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by Mike Schulz
mike@rcreader.com
OnTheRockGrille.net.
Second Avenue, Rock Island): NYE Bass Fest with
Paddlewheel Sports Bar
The Tripp Brothers, DJ Sam Perry, DJ Icon, Dat
& Grill (221 15th Street,
Cheat, 9 p.m., $5, party favors, (309)793-1999,
Bettendorf): Levee Breakers, 8 RIBCO.com.
p.m., no cover, hors doeuvres,
Riverside Casino & Golf Resort Event
drink specials, champagne
Center (3184 Highway 22, Riverside, Iowa):
toast, (563)344-9646.
The Gold Coast Orchestra, 9 p.m. no cover,
Peacocks Tavern (114
party favors, champagne toast, (319)648-1234,
North Main Street, Port
RiversideCasinoAndResort.com.
Byron, Illinois): Cross Creek
Riverside Casino & Golf Resort Show Lounge
Karaoke, 9 p.m., no cover,
(3184 Highway 22, Riverside, Iowa): Bluzillion,
(309)523-2532.
6:30 p.m., Past Masters, 9:30 p.m., no cover,
The Phoenix Restaurant
party favors, champagne toast, (319)648-1234,
& Martini Bar (111 West
RiversideCasinoAndResort.com.
9
Second Street, Davenport):
Rumors Lounge & Nightclub (1704 Second
Russ Reyman & Neal Smith,
Avenue, Rock Island): Open Mic Night, 9 p.m.,
The Candymakers @ Iowa City Yacht Club
e
dinner specials, champagne
(309)283-7069.
McManus Pub (1401 Seventh
6,
toast, (563)323-2345, ThePhoenixOfDavenport.com.
The Rusty Nail (2602 West Locust Street,
Avenue, Moline): Acoustic Jam
Quad-Cities Waterfront Convention Center
Davenport): Midnite Riders, 6 p.m., $2, North of
Night with Steve McFate, 7:30
(2021 State Street, Bettendorf): The Travoltas,
40, 10:30 p.m., $5, party favors, champagne toast,
Chuck Murphy @ Thirstys on Third
p.m., (309)517-1040.
8:30 p.m., $20, party favors, (800)843-4753,
(563)386-1900, NewRustyNail.com.
Me & Billy Kitchen & Bar (200 West Third
dies Big Acoustic Show, 9
TheIsleBettendorf.com.
Steeplegate Inn (100 West 76th Street,
Street, Davenport): Roaring 20s Party, 9 p.m.,
Racers Edge (936 15th Avenue, East Moline): DJ
Davenport): Funktastic Five, 9 p.m., $25,
1 East Washington Street, $70/person, $125/couple, hors doeuvres, drink
Night, 9 p.m., no cover, (309)755-8131.
champagne toast, (563)386-6900, BestWestern.
specials, champagne toast, 1920s attire encouraged
Fez, 8:30 p.m., $20-22,
Rascals Live (1414 15th Street, Moline): The
com/steeplegateinn.
but not required, (563)323-1195, MeAndBilly.com.
t.org.
Hooks, 9 p.m., (309)797-9457, RascalsLive.com.
Steventons (1399 Eagle Ridge Road, LeClaire):
The Mill (120 East Burlington Street, Iowa City,
shington Street, Iowa
The Redstone Room (129 Main Street,
Hap Hazard, 9 p.m., $75, appetizers, drinks,
Iowa): Wylde Nept, 4 p.m., $10, Joe & Vicki Price,
lliott Whitmore, David
Davenport): Cornmeal, Chicago Farmer, 8:30 p.m., champagne toast, (563)289-3600, Steventons.com.
Ben Schmidt, 9 p.m., $12-15, champagne toast,
0 VIP tickets, (319)354$24-27, appetizers, party favors, (563)326-1333,
Thirstys on Third (2202 West Third Street,
(319)351-9529, ICMill.com.
RiverMusicExperience.
Davenport): Chuck Murphy,
The Muddy Waters (1708 State Street,
ub (13 South Linn
org.
9 p.m., $1 fireball shots,
Bettendorf): Tangent, 9 p.m., cover charge,
): The Candymakers,
Rhythm City
(563)579-5933.
party favors, drink specials, (563)355-0655,
.m., $10, (319)337-6464,
Vans Pizza, Pub, & Grill
Casino (101
TheMuddyWaters.com.
g.
(3333 North Harrison Street,
West River Drive,
Ohnward Fine Arts Center (1215 East Platt
p Tap (1228 30th Street,
Davenport): Rude Punch,
Davenport): Night
Street,
Maquoketa, Iowa): Heartache Tonight: The
Rich Acoustic Duo, 8
9 p.m., drink specials, party
People, 7:30 p.m., no
Music of the Eagles, 7 p.m., $25-30, (563)652KavanaughsHilltop.com.
favors, champagne toast,
cover, (800)724-5825,
9815, OhnwardFineArtsCenter.com.
r & Grill (313 North
(563)386-0090, VansPizzaPub.
IsleOfCapriCasinos.
On the Rock Grille & Bar (4619 34th Street, Rock
and, Iowa): The Old 57s,
com.
com.
Island): Dirt Road Rockers, 9 p.m., $20, appetizers,
RIBCO (1815
Cornmeal
@
The
Redstone
Room
champagne toast, 2 a.m. breakfast, (309)732-1631,
by Mike Schulz
mike@rcreader.com
long hike, Dallas Buyers Club director Valle
and screenwriter Nick Hornby keep the
proceedings from ever feeling lethargic. The
movie is populated with alternately helpful and
threatening passers-by on Cheryls trek, and
much of its borderline-queasy suspense lies in
how supremely difficult and terrifying it can be,
and how long it can take, for a woman hiking
alone, to tell the difference. (Every man Cheryl
encounters initially appears branded with his
own warning sign.) But there are also numerous
moments of kindness and generosity and grace
on the trail, some of them courtesy of Cheryls
fellow travelers (one of them a four-legged one),
and many more courtesy of frequent flashbacks
involving her late, free-spirited mother, played
by Laura Dern. As much as I adore her in
general and appreciate her here, I kind of wish
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Lillian Lau
Continued On Page 13
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by Rob Brezsny
author Fyodor Dostoevsky and Russian author
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. Regardless of who said
it, I urge you to keep it in mind throughout
2015. Like all of us, you are trapped in an
invisible prison: a set of beliefs or conditioned
responses or bad habits that limit your freedom
to act. Thats the bad news. The good news
is that in the coming months, you are poised
to discover the exact nature of your invisible
prison, and then escape it.
CAPRICORN (December
22-January 19): When he was 37
years old, actor Jack Nicholson found
out that Ethel May, the woman he had always
called his mother, was in fact his grandma.
Furthermore, his older sister June was actually
his mom, who had given birth to him when
she was 17. His relatives had hidden the truth
from him. I suspect that in 2015 you will
uncover secrets and missing information that
will rival Nicholsons experience. Although
these revelations may initially be confusing or
disruptive, in the long run they will heal and
liberate you. Welcome them!
AQUARIUS (January 20-February
18): Meupareunia is an English
word that refers to a sexual adventure in
which only one of the participants has a good
time. Ill be bold and predict that you will not
experience a single instance of meupareunia in
2015. Thats because I expect youll be steadily
upgrading your levels of empathy and your
capacity for receptivity. You will be getting
better and better at listening to your intimate
allies and reading their emotional signals. I
predict that synergy and symbiosis will be your
specialties. Both your desire to please and your
skill at giving pleasure will increase, as will your
understanding of how many benefits you can
reap by being a responsive partner.
PISCES (February 19-March 20):
Be good and you will be lonesome,
said Mark Twain. Do you agree? I
dont at least as it applies to your life in 2015.
According to my understanding of the long-term
astrological omens, you will attract an abundance
of love and luck by being good by expressing
generosity, deepening your compassion,
cultivating integrity, and working for justice and
truth and beauty. That doesnt mean you should
be a pushover or doormat. Your resolve to be
good must be leavened by a determination to
deepen your self-respect. Your eagerness to do
the right thing has to include a commitment to
raising your levels of self-care.
Homework: Make three predictions about your
life in 2015. Tell me at TruthRooster@gmail.com
and visit FreeWillAstrology.com.
1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700
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1. Pop superstars of the 70s
5. A Titan
10. Meaner
15. Ravens cry
18. Reed and Rawls
19. Stretch
20. Fiber plant
21. _ -Wan Kenobi
22. Start of a quip by 83-Across: 4 wds.
26. Nonexistent
27. Apollos twin
28. Linen tape
29. Worn
31. Cavy or paca, e.g.
34. To a _
35. Debris anagram
36. Bar bills
39. Horn
41. Part of LBJ
42. _ ONeill Chaplin
43. Groove
44. Bring in
45. Gas-guzzler
48. Part 2 of quip: 3 wds.
50. Part 3 of quip: 5 wds.
55. Abundance
58. Turnoffs
59. Yiddish thief
60. Part of USSS: Abbr.
61. Fruits
62. Length measure
63. Peels
64. Untamed
65. Golf standard
66. Root veggies
68. Column of smoke
70. Garland
71. Great Renaissance sculpture
72. Bud
75. Unhealthy vapor
76. Hanker
78. Single gemstone
80. Part 4 of quip: 4 wds.
83. Comedian _ Dangerfield
84. Keyboard key
85. Shower
86. Blast
89. Substance
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SeLFTAUGHT
GENiUS
In its first stop outside of New York on a national tour, this important
exhibition, organized by the American Folk Art Museum, celebrates one
of the most unique and cherished American visual traditions: folk art.
Featuring quilts, furniture, paintings, sculptures, books and assemblages
by self-taught artists, dating from the 18th to the 21st centuries.
Self-Taught Genius: Treasures from the American Folk Art Museum
is organized by the American Folk Art Museum, New York.
Davenport,
563.326.7804
Davenport,
IowaIowa
563.326.7804
www.figgeartmuseum.org
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2014/12/31 (Wed)
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2015/01/03
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SATURDAY
Trans-Siberian Orchestra @ i wireless Center January 4
The Fez -Englert Theatre, 221 East
Washington St. Iowa City, IA
The Gold Coast Orchestra -Riverside
Casino Event Center, 3184 Highway
22 Riverside, IA
The Hooks -Rascals Live, 1414 15th St.
Moline, IL
The Old 57s -The Lucky Frog Bar and
Grill, 313 N Salina St McCausland, IA
The Tailfins -Col Ballroom, 1012 W. 4th
St. Davenport, IA
The Travoltas -Quad-Cities Waterfront
Convention Center, 2021 State St.
Bettendorf, IA
William Elliott Whitmore - David
Zollo -Gabes, 330 E. Washington St.
Iowa City, IA
Wylde Nept (4pm) - Joe & Vicki Price Ben Schmidt (9pm) -The Mill, 120 E.
Burlington St. Iowa City, IA
THURSDAY
2015/01/01 (Thu)
Barefoot Becky & The Ivanhoe Dutchmen Dance (2pm) -Walcott Coliseum, 116 E Bryant St Walcott, IA
FRIDAY
2015/01/02 (Fri)
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SUNDAY
2015/01/04 (Sun)
MONDAY
2015/01/05 (Mon)
TUESDAY
2015/01/06 (Tue)
WEDNESDAY
2015/01/07 (Wed)
Acoustic Jam Night w/ Steve McFate -McManus Pub, 1401 7th Ave
Moline, IL
Brady Street Pub Open Jam -Brady
Street Pub, 217 Brady St. Davenport, IA
Jam Session w/ Ben Soltau -Iowa City
Yacht Club, 13 S Linn St Iowa City, IA
The Old 57s (6pm) -The Rusty Nail,
2606 W. Locust St. Davenport, IA
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 31
DOORS OPEN AT 8:30PM
QUAD-CITIES WATERFRONT
CONVENTION CENTER
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