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Table of Contents
Summary
1. Chapter 1
2. Chapter 2

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Summary
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle
Fester?

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Chapter 1
Title: Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Crossover: Harry Potter and the Addams Family
Summary: A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking
about Uncle Fester?
Warning: Addams Family Sadism and Cross-dressing
Writing so soon after finishing up the Chamber of Secretsah, what have I gotten
myself into, Harveste Addams? I'm not even waiting for my reviews and since I
don't any to inspire me, I dedicate the whole Family portion to my dear brother, who
probably won't ever read thisoh well.
Edit: I slept at twelve last night and woke up at four with a charley-horse. When I
lay back down, I just suddenly knew that I'd been dreaming of Slytherins, and I
couldn't go back to sleep. So I started writing. What have I gotten myself into?
I know I haven't defined Blaise enough for the past three stories. Mahogany-red
hair and light brown eyes please.
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-.-.-.--.-.-.Harry looked up at the ceiling. Or more accurately from this position, he looked
down at the ceiling.
Wednesday hadn't caught him in over five years. School had slowed him down
horribly. At that moment, Harry decided he was going to train like the bollocks
during his third year. Getting caught was embarrassing.
"You know I'm going to kill you when I get out of here," he said conversationally,
fingers already working on the locks. The potion under his head burped, releasing a
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gas bubble that turned the tips of his hair orange. "Correction. I'm going to
dismember you first and gouge out your eyes. Then I'll kill you."
"If you get out of there, brother. I've been working on it all year." His evil darling
of a sister smiled at him, all crisp in her pinafore and just begging for the attentions
of the Iron Maiden.
Snick.
"I'm in a good mood. I'll give you until the count of three. Or maybe two."
-.-.-.--.-.-.Blaise looked into his luggage and tapped his fingers against his lips. Then he
added another vial of antidote, just in case.
His mother was floating around the house in a state of ecstasy. He could see the
corner of her dress slide past his doorway every five minutes as she tried to pack
everything she thought she would need. She had been in her own little world ever
since her son had told her that Harry's summer invitation extended to her as well.
"I can't believe I'm going to meet the Addams family! I just can't believe it!"
"Hooray," he muttered darkly as he tried to cram three large bottles of boil cure
next to the crossbow. "Another week of fun and games."
"I'll meet Morticia Addams! They tell me she's divine!"
"Ha!" Where was that industrial-strength bug spray? "I'm sure you'll have a lot in
common, Mother."
Her face appeared like the moon from behind a cloud, her dark eyes wide with
hope. "Do you think so? I'd be so ashamed if I couldn't keep up conversation over
tea."
"Trust me, Mother." Bandages, bandages "Just a few minutes and no one will
ever find my fathers again."
-.-.-.--.-.-.Hermione snuffled into her handkerchief. She had been crying ever since the
fourth chapter.
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The story was dark and heart-wrenching. It spoke of pain experienced too young,
and abandonment and betrayal. There were scars of all sorts, physical, mental and
emotional. There were vivid accounts of rape and murder, with gruesome deaths
every other page. As Harry read, he could feel the words rake their poisoned claws
over his soul, reaching into his mind to plant tears of sadness, madness, shame, lust,
fury. It was a story that could reduce any killer to mindless sobbing in the rain, to sit
in the electric chair and throw his own switch, to drag broken glass against his veins
and just enditall.
Hermione blew her nose again.
He closed the book with finality and smiled at his baby brother. Pubert cooed and
grabbed his finger.
Draco's mouth hung open. "I can't believe you read him that! He's just a baby!"
"Oh, he likes it. It's your favorite book, isn't it, my darling little graverobber?"
Pubert gurgled again and burped. Harry ducked out of the way just in time to
avoid the flaming arrow.
-.-.-.--.-.-.Harry whisked his plate off the table and slid under it. The explosion would have
ripped the wooden table apart if it hadn't had been able to withstand years upon
years of Addams abuse already. It was nearly indestructible. It was like granite,
bulletproof glass and sheets of metal all rolled into one.
He rose back up, dusted his shirt off and took a bite of his breakfast. "Well done,
Wednesday. Glad you made it out of the tar pit in time."
His sister squelched down beside him, spitefully flicking her fingers over his food.
Black specks flew over the glooping mystery mass, and a tentacle snapped around a
particularly large blob, dragging it back into the depths of his meal. He winked
cheekily at her and took another bite.
A bird fell in front of them, courtesy of Pugsley and a very sharp spoon. Harry
untied the message and threw the carcass, feathers, claws, spoon and all, into the
waiting cauldron at the far end of the kitchen. There was a rewarding splash.
"Wednesday Friday Addams," He read out loud.
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A hand whisked it away from him and his sister squealed. "Mother! It's my
wizarding school letter! Finally!"
"Beauxbatons, I assume?"
"Tish, I love it when you speak French!"
Pugsley met Harry's eyes over their sister's dark head and grinned. France was
fucked.
-.-.-.--.-.-.Harry walked into the nursery to find his mother standing over Pubert's crib. He
was four years old now, but he crammed into tiny spaces like a champion octopus. In
his chubby grasp, he held a Satan puppet that Wednesday had sewn up for him
when she had thought she could bury him alive.
"Darling viper, up so early?"
"Seize the day," He said with a little smile. The bomb ticked on in his hand,
ignored for now.
"By the throat," She answered automatically. She didn't look like herself. Her eyes
were wistful with a tinge of woe, lacking the usual demonic light that was so
endearing.
"What's wrong, Mother?"
"It's nothing, my dear." Her long fingers ghosted over the baby's forehead. On a
normal person, they would have left infested scratches, but Pubert had been born
with exceptional skin. "It's just that you've all grown up, my little vultures, leaving
the nest to wreak havoc and chaos somewhere else. And it seems like just
yesterdayI remember the first time Pugsley held you down and Wednesday tried to
cut off your head."
"We've gotten better, Mother. They've nearly succeeded once or twice."
"Pubert is the only one left now, and soon the house will be emptier than an
Addams grave. No more screams, no more taunts, no more wailing at the moon"
"Don't torture yourself, Mother." He kissed her ceramic white skin lovingly.
"We're your children. We reserve that right."
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-.-.-.--.-.-.Two weeks later and Wednesday's enthusiasm still hadn't abated. She had nearly
packed everything in her room, including the stuffed stag head and her piranhas,
Tristan and Isolde. Mother had started to tell her that fish didn't normally live out of
water, but then stopped. They were Addams fish after all. They'd survived worse.
Uncle Fester, fueled by his desire to see where Harry and his friends studied, had
gone off to tour the English countryside. He was due back today, and he would have
presents.
"A set of heads! You shouldn't have, Fester."
"They're for the display cabinet." Their Uncle grinned, yellowed teeth bright
against his pallid complexion. "I know how much you like red hair, Morticia."
"The Weasleys have red hair, and Blaise too, though the Weasleys have amore
lively shade." Harry said thoughtfully. His fan flared for a moment, catching the
throwing star in its folds. "Nice try, Pugsley."
"Just let me cut you once. Just once is all I'm asking."
"Why ever would I make it easy for you?" He blinked as Fester's bald, stocky
figure turned to him, his tombstone of a grin growing wider. "Yes, Uncle?"
"I've got something for you too, my boy. It was just begging to be given to you."
It was a ring, bulky silver engraved with strange serpentine designs, topped by an
uncut stone. It was absolutely gaudy, and it sent an itchy tingle up his skin when he
slipped it on. For a moment, his arm was wreathed with wisps of black. It was the
familiar feel of Dark magic.
"I love it. I shall wear it to school." He smiled at his Uncle, then stepped to the
left. Another throwing star whistled by his ear, lifting a few strands of his hair off his
neck.
"Dammit."
-.-.-.--.-.-.His father had gotten a Daily Prophet subscription. It was, he said with relish,
fascinating to read up on all the mayhem British wizards could get up to without
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drawing blood.
"Look at this! A murderer has escaped from a wizarding prison!"
"That would be me," Their Uncle said, scratching a scab in embarrassment. "You
know me, have to spread a little pandemonium, otherwise it wouldn't be a real
vacation."
"Nonsense, old man! This wizard's only managed to kill thirteen people!" Gomez
snorted, thick smoke curling out of his nostrils. "Who gets arrested for just thirteen
people, I ask you? The English."
Morticia smiled indulgently. "You mustn't compare them to our family, monamour.
We are special, after all."
Her husband grabbed her arm and started to nuzzle it, his voice muffled by lace
and skin. "So true, caramia. And our Wednesday will make her mark this year, eh?"
"I wouldn't say that, Father." Harry said with a sigh. He stared morosely into his
bowl. It stared back. "Studies really get in the way of tradition."
"Don't try and put me off, Harry. I'm looking forward to Beauxbatons." Wednesday
had an edge to her smile. She had managed to pack an extra bed of nails.
"My darling viper, you'll find your fangs." Morticia's cold hand passed over his
arm, setting the ring off again. If he didn't know any better, he would say it was
more cursed than usual. How like Uncle Fester to give him a cursed ring for a test.
"This year is your year, I just know it."
-.-.-.--.-.-.Harry was depressed, and he dressed appropriately. His body-hugging skirt was
modeled after his mother's hobble dress, long tendrils caressing the floor of the
train carriage even when his legs were crossed.
"What's the matter, Harry?" Hermione's hand caressed his arm and the ring flared
again. He resisted the urge to bite into the silver and just suck it dry of magic. It had
been a gift, and he didn't usually receive gifts that didn't explode upon first contact.
"I just feel a little bored, that's all. Hogwarts is getting a bit dull for me. Perhaps I
should move to Durmstrang. They say they have dragons there."
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Blaise's Chocolate Frog nearly dropped out of his mouth. "You can't be serious."
"He damn well shouldn't be." Draco muttered, a dark look in his normally
slate-grey eyes. "I've stayed in your house long enough to learn a few things."
"Sorry, darling. Kiss me and make it better?"
Hermione snorted indelicately at the look that suddenly took over Draco's face. It
was like a tomato had mated with the Giant Squid and the resulting offspring had
suctioned on to his cheeks.
Even Blaise was smiling. "Don't tease him, Harveste."
"But it's so much fun."
"Let's talk about something else." Hermione said, finally getting a hold of herself.
Draco's face was still painfully red though. "What are you taking this year?"
"A little bit of everything. I find it strange that there isn't a class for Hexes though.
That was Mother's major when she was at school. What do you do when you want to
torture someone?"
"You're not supposed to." Blaise said patiently. "People get sent to Azkaban for
that sort of thing."
"Yet another reason why Hogwarts is dull." Harry sighed, rubbing his forehead.
He really was feeling strange. Maybe the ring was just a mite too strong for him at
the moment. The dark of the moon had been two weeks ago. "Speaking of
Azkaban"
The train shuddered to a halt, and he looked up. Outside, the weather was
horribly beautiful, true September weather, rain lashing angrily at the windows with
a vengeance. There were dark shapes drifting around outside, nearly obscured by
the torrent. His spirits lifted.
Then all the lights were switched off, and they were ensconced in darkness.
"That's a bit more like it."
"Only you, Harveste, only you." The two boys sighed together.
"What on earth?"
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Harry took a candle out of his pocket and caressed the wick like his mother had
taught them long ago. It sputtered, then flared.
The door slid open.
A figure stood there, tall and forbidding, its true form hidden by a cloak. The
temperature suddenly fell by a hundred degrees, and when he breathed out, it
fogged thickly. He was vaguely aware of his companions shivering, but then there
was a rattling sound, low and ominous, like the creature was trying to suck
something out of the air. It extended its arm. He'd seen worse during dinner, when
Grandmama was pressed for time and the raccoons were nowhere to be found.
He cocked his head questioningly. "What is it?"
"D-D-D-"
The creature floated forward, and it touched him.
Then it jerked back like a puppet on a string. He would swear it looked puzzled.
Then it slid towards Blaise.
"Dear me."
A few minutes later and the rest of the lights came back on. He handed his friends
a tissue box and cheerfully helped Blaise get the worst of the slime off his uniform.
-.-.-.--.-.-."So, that thing. What was it?"
"Sometimes I forget you're not from here." Hermione said as they climbed into the
carriage that would take them the rest of the way into Hogwarts. "Those were
Dementors, guardians of Azkaban, you know, the wizarding prison. They shouldn't
be here. I don't know what the Headmaster is thinking, bringing such dangerous
creatures into the school."
"He's a mad old coot, that's why." Draco said around his Chocolate Frog. He and
Blaise had been eating them non-stop ever since the creature was forcibly
discorporated. Harry smiled at the memory. "Father says he's completely barmy,
letting Fudge set those soul-sucking psychopaths loose where children are running
around."
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"I've been here since first year and I haven't heard you complain yet."
"Not out loud."
"I shall just have to try harder then." Harry smiled at the blond. "Ah, speaking of
sucking"
Draco reached out and began to bang on Blaise's back with his fist.
"Don't say things like that, Harry." Hermione sniffed, looking down her nose at the
choking Slytherin. "Boys are so sensitive."
Harry chuckled behind his fan. "Are they now? Then I suppose they won't want me
having a little bit of blood now and then."
"You what?"
"Blood?"
"You know, just to keep the edge off."
"This is not the sort of thing you talk about nonchalantly!"
Harry kept smiling behind the silk of his fan, looking beyond the sputtering boys
to his only girl friend. His only Gryffindor friend, actually. Ah, Gryffindor. That was
an untapped casket, wasn't it? Hermione was silent, her eyes a little shadowed. Of
all people, she should understand his need. She had seen him with Lockhart after
all.
"Don't have a fit. It's less fun in an enclosed area. I can get blood elsewhere. But I
must have some this year, so I hope you don't mind that I disappear at strange hours
of the night. Ah, but I do that anyway"
"You're some sort of damn vampire, aren't you?"
"Shut it, Draco." Hermione said suddenly. She looked at him with appraising eyes,
sharp and calculating. How like Mother. "What do you need blood for?"
"I've been remiss in training recently. My parents have been understanding, but
now both my sister and brother are in wizarding schools. Pugsley has had a head
start, but it's a matter of pride that I not let my sister beat me."
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"Beat you in what?"

His smile had Draco eating another Chocolate Frog.
-.-.-.--.-.-.Harry walked at a sedate pace behind his friends. He had stayed behind to pet the
skeletally thin, horse-like Thestral. It was the same one that had drawn the carriage
last year and it had given him an affectionate bite. He licked the wound thoughtfully.
Up ahead, the voices were getting more and more irritated. One voice, anyway.
"I can't believe you're going to let him bite you!" Blaise was saying, throwing his
hands up in the air.
"What's wrong with that?"
Harry smiled. She was true Addams material.
"What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?"
"It's not like he's going to take it for nothing. He promised me a dress. Have you
seen his needlework? Better than Madam Malkin's, I'd say."
"You're mad. Draco, tell her she's mad."
"I don't know"
"What? You can't be serious."
"Well, he is our friend."
"I am the only sane person left in this entire school."
-.-.-.--.-.-.People were splitting up into two groups as they entered the castle. Some were
heading into the Great Hall. The rest, shaking and white from meeting the rest of
the Dementors, were going up the steps to where he assumed the infirmary was.
He'd never seen it. There had never been a need for him to go, though he had been
a considerable cause for some people.
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"Good evening, Pansy. How were your holidays?"

"Mister Addams, Miss Granger! To me, please!"
Professor McGonagall, a tall witch with an even taller hat, stood at the end of one
corridor. He nodded to the terrified girl who was cowering behind Marcus Flint and
Daphne Greengrass, and took Hermione's hand.
"Not you, Misters Malfoy and Zabini. Get along to the Great Hall."
Hazel eyes and grey looked at Harry for a moment, before disappearing through
the big double doors. The teacher ushered them into her office and locked the door.
"Is there a problem, Professor?" Hermione asked for both of them, since Harry
was much more interested in the contents of the room. There were plenty of Light
objects here, and one or two Dark ones. He wondered if she knew.
"It has come to my attention that you two arevery enthusiastic about your
studies. You are the only students who have signed up for everything."
Harry turned his gaze to Hermione, who blushed. "It's isn't a crime to be
intelligent." She whispered down to her hands.
"Did I say anything?"
"In any case," the Professor continued. "The Headmaster has given his approval.
Since the classes are held three to a time slot, he says that you might find these
useful." She reached into a drawer and took out two thin golden chains, each with a
small and tasteful rendition of an hourglass which could be spun backwards and
forwards. "They are called Time-Turners. One turn of the hourglass backwards and
you will have gone back in time one hour, so on and so forth. Please remember that
your other selves are not permitted to see each other, nor are you allowed to tell
anyone else about this."
Hermione took one, her eyes glowing with pride and excitement.
Harry refused the other with a respectful bow.
"Mister Addams, you cannot continue to take all the classes if you do not accept-"
He smiled and her words froze in her mouth. "Please do not be concerned on my
behalf. I shall attend all my classes."
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She rallied enough to say, "But-"

She was a tough one, Professor McGonagall. He would have to keep an eye on
her.
"I am an Addams, Professor. We find our own ways."
-.-.-.--.-.-."Divination, North Tower. What joy."
Harry smiled benevolently as his two friends stood up from the breakfast table. He
swung his bag off the ground and waved to Hermione, who was across the room.
She hadn't stopped asking him just how he was going to get to all his classes
without the Time-Turner, and even now, she was glaring at him, her timetable
clenched in her fist. He had the same one.
Divination, nine o'clock. Muggle Studies, nine o'clock. Arithmancy, nine o'clock.
He swallowed a chuckle and followed Draco and Blaise as they muttered their way
down the corridors and up the moving staircases. They did not move when Harry
was on them. They always took him exactly where he wanted to go.
Except today. Perhaps they could feel the slight irritation he was nursing towards
the two boys before him. They had steadfastly continued to avoid his eyes ever since
the carriage. It was adorable, in a way, but quite vexing. It was probably because
they hadn't spent as much time at the House as last summer. Their immunity was
wearing off.
Deidre, his lovely Black Mamba from last year, nosed at his neck, trying to
comfort him. He patted her head.
"Where the hell are we?" Draco growled as they turned another corner only to find
the same painting they had passed five minutes ago. "We're going to be late!"
"Aha, villains!" A short stubby knight clanked into view, his eyes gleaming from
under his visor. He looked very out of place in the painting. "Trespassers on my
land! Draw your weapons, you dogs, you scoundrels!"
A senbon vibrated to a stop just beside him.
"My patience is short today." He said by way of explanation. "Sir Cadogan, I trust
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that you remember me?"

"Harveste Addams!" The man looked positively thrilled at the thought of
near-certain death. He bowed deeply, nearly falling over at the weight of all the
plumes.
"Lead us to the North Tower, if you please, and none of your lip, or I shall rip up
your painting and feed it to the Giant Squid."
Draco and Blaise blinked. They had never seen Harveste soemotionless. He
wasn't even smiling. It was even creepier that way. They followed in silence, each
lost in the same line of thought. Last night had been more abnormal than usual.
They had gotten used to talking to the Addams boy before falling asleep, but they
had refrained from it last night. Now, like moths to a flame, there were shadows,
sliding across the walls from under every single surface, condensing thickly in the
air and following Harveste like a puppy.
They were led to a small landing. Harry bowed his farewell to the tiny knight, who
fell backwards and into another painting.
"Harveste?" Draco said softly, reaching out for his friend's shoulder. The Black
Mamba raised its head and hissed at him.
An ice-cold hand feathered over his just for a moment, then it was gone. From the
shiver beside him, Harry had touched Blaise too.
"Darlings." Harry smiled back at him and the shadows slithered away. They both
started to breathe easier for some reason.
-.-.-.--.-.-."Do we always have to have dumb teachers?" Blaise muttered to no one in
particular. His words were nearly lost in the sickly-sweet aroma that pervaded the
entire classroom.
A window exploded outwards, the air outside suddenly peppered with shining
glass shards.
"So sorry. I don't know what came over me."
Harry rubbed his forehead again, and reached for something he never thought
he'd be using again. He thought he'd gotten over the cloying addiction, but
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apparently not. He was getting the shakes again. He blamed his father and his
cigars.
"Harveste, you're smoking." Blaise looked down at the ground, where thick
tendrils of grey smoke were curling out from under his friend's cloak. "You're on fire
."
"How I wish."
Their teacher sidled up to them, a scrawny figure of a woman wrapped with so
many shawls she looked like the more tasteless kind of mummy. Her bangles clashed
in a cacophony of silver and enamel as she pushed her huge glasses up her pinprick
of a nose. They magnified her eyes a thousand times and Harry's hand was suddenly
itching for a spoon. They would look good as buttons after a cursory dip in the
nitrogen.
"She looks madder than Granny Frump," Draco whispered. "I didn't think that was
possible."
"My name," she quavered, going for a mystical tone and completely missing the
mark. "Is Professor Trelawney."
"Vapid old bat." Blaise moved closer to the broken window. The fresh air was a
relief against the smell of too much mugwort and not enough common sense.
"-hustle and bustle clouds my Inner Eye. I must warn you, if you do not have the
Sight, then there is very little I can teach you."
"What bloody use is she then?"
"Silence there!" She snapped, sounding normal for a moment before clearing her
throat and going for the Mystical yet again. "You, Addams, is your mother well?"
"On the verge of death, Professor." Harry said with a little smile.
"Ah, I knew it. I am sorry."
"Why? She loves it."
-.-.-.--.-.-.Draco was dabbing sullenly at a large brown stain on his uniform. They had drunk
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the ghastly bitter tea to read the dregs, just as Professor Trelawney had instructed,
but every time they even saw the soggy leaves, the teacups kept mysteriously filling
back up until they had drunk their weight in tea and the class was over. And, just as
they were about to leave, all the teacups had spontaneously combusted. Thank the
gods for thick robes.
Harry was still smiling inscrutably as they made their way to their Care of Magical
Creatures class. He was glad his friend was back to his old sadistic self, but really
"Great lesson comin' up!" Hagrid boomed cheerfully. "Everyone gather 'round the
fence here. Now, open yer books"
The half-giant's voice gradually dwindled away. All around him, people were
handling their books like they were on the verge of explosion. A few rattled even
though they were taped or belted shut with extreme prejudice. Harry took out his
own Monster Book of Monsters and looked around curiously.
Draco's book had been coiled with so much rope it was barely visible. "Harveste,
why isn't your book moving?"
"Should it be?"
Once Hagrid had showed them how to open their textbooks, he led forward a few
Hippogriffs. Harry had never seen one unquartered and actually moving before and
he stepped closer, green eyes alight with interest.
"This entire place has gone to hell in a handbasket. I can't believe this great oaf is
actually a teacher."
"Shut up, Draco." Hermione said, stepping in line beside them. "Hi, Harry, Blaise."
"Now," Hagrid was saying happily. "firs' thing you gotta know is that these
beauties are proud n' easily offended. Don't never insult one."
"How was your Muggles Studies class, Harry?"
"Haven't been yet." He answered absently, his eyes on the glossy feathers and
smooth-looking hides. If he recalled correctly, Father had a rug made out of the last
Hippogriff he ever caught. It was probably moth-eaten by now. Perhaps he would
like another one.
"Would yeh like to try, Zabini?"
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"Not on your life."

"Addams, how 'bout you?"
"Certainly, Professor." He slid between the slats of the fence with ease and
approached the hybrid. "What should I do?"
"Jus' bow, n' keep your eyes on him. If he dun bow, then get away sharpish. Got
it?"
He nodded, then he turned to face the nearest Hippogriff.
A few minutes later, they were dismissed early.
"I can't believe they flew away!" Blaise exclaimed, passing a window. Through it,
they could see Hagrid still chasing after his pets, trying to entice them out of the sky
with a freshly slaughtered carcass. It wasn't working.
"It's genetic, I suppose. Neither birds or horses are very fond of snakes."
He smiled at them, his neck bare of the Black Mamba.
-.-.-.--.-.-.The cat looked like it had been sat on. Repeatedly. Blaise raised an eyebrow as it
turned its baleful gaze on him.
They were in their common room, Hermione sitting to them as always, but this
time she had brought her new pet. It stared like a champion, like it was born without
eyelids.
Harry was surrounded by a nebula of books and papers, his unbound hair creating
a dark curtain around his face as he pored over his notes. Hermione kept trying to
look over and copy some of them.
"Darling, I thought you attended your Arithmancy class?"
"I did!"
"Then why-"
"I didn't see you there! Not for the whole hour!" She glared uncharacteristically,
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the look pinching her nose and nearly drowning her eyes in the folds of her cheeks.
"You're cheating off someone, aren't you?"
"Now does that seem like an Addams thing to do?"
"Yes!"
-.-.-.--.-.-.It was time for Defense Against the Dark Arts. Harry tuned out Draco and Blaise's
fervent pleas for Lockhart's swift and painful demise. He saw no reason to enlighten
them. It was amusing, the scenes they were coming out with, each suggestion
growing more and more depraved. He smiled, feeling a little proud.
Werewolf.
His head turned so fast, the bones cracked.
"Harry, what-"
"Good afternoon. Would you please all put your books-"
The smell of the moon rising above the foresta warm breeze over sweaty skin
and matted furdeep earth and moldy leavesthe smell of the hunt, but tamed in a
way he never knew it could be
"If you'd follow me-"
Running, following, never giving instrong, strong denialpain and blood...
Mugwort, Mint, lake water, silver, Wolfsbane
"Loony Lupin, loony, loony Lupin-"
Wolfsbane!
"Waddiwasi." Harry said, keeping his voice calm. A wad of gum rocketed out of a
keyhole and so deep into the taunting poltergeist's throat, it would be stuck there
permanently. It was too bad he wouldn't choke, but Harry could always take care of
that later.
"Thank you, MisterAddams."
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Harry looked into tired, amber eyes and saw the recognition hidden there. He
inclined his head as they filed into the empty classroom.
"What's up with you?" Blaise whispered. Then he saw his friend's face. "Harveste,
your eyes"
Harry blinked, and the connection was cut.
The shabby teacher - a werewolf - stood in front of the class next to a locked
cupboard. It rattled ominously. Harry looked calculatingly at him as he began to
outline their lesson for the day, which was about something called a Boggart.
Exhaustion was coming off his thin frame in waves, and his mouth was a little
pinched though he was smiling. Denying inherent Dark Magic could do that to a
person, and so much more. He shuddered to think about it. It was only through
sheer strength of will that he hadn't - wasn't ending up the same way.
The silver ring twinged.
"Now, Greengrass, if you'll just step up and tell me what you're most afraid of?"
"Zombies, Professor." His classmate said promptly.
"Good, now think of a way to make it look amusing. Keep it in your mind. You've
got it? Now, get ready"
Lupin stood to one side and waved his wand. The cupboard creaked open and a
slavering, flesh-rotted zombie stomped out. Its wild, blank eyes had no pupils, yet
they focused unerringly on Daphne Greengrass. The grey hands, fingers worn away
to the bone, stretched out towards her neck.
"Riddikulus!"
It was ruined, Harry decided, by the suddenly appearance of a fluffy pink tutu and
a tiara, but then some people didn't have any taste.
There was a pop, and the zombie disappeared, replaced by a gloriously pale
Dracula. The cape was blacker than tar, the obscene red of its lips and tongue
putting people in mind of all the words for blood. Its fangs shone like newly-polished
senbon in the light.
"Riddukulus!" Vaisey cried out.
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The real vampire turned into a fake movie vampire, with a ridiculous widow's peak
and horrendously bushy eyebrows. It wiggled them audaciously and said "How you
doin'?"
Harry made a face.
On it went, perfectly good monsters being turned into some sort of joke so that
everyone could have a laugh. It was a waste of monstrosity in his mind, but it was a
class, so perhaps there would be something useful in all this. He was half-hoping to
see what kind of beast it would turn into for his friends, but Draco and Blaise wisely
took a step back.
Then it rolled to a stop before him.
"Harveste-"
He stepped forward, curious to see what it would change into. What was an
Addams afraid of, after all?
The Boggart flickered, and disappeared into a pool of sunshine. Peppy music
seemed to bloom through the air on the wings of a pine-scented breeze, lightening
the shadows, inducing a spate of foot-tapping with its catchy riffs. There was a
yellow, sunflower-patterned boot. It had three wriggly kittens, one green eyed, one
blue and one silver. They mewled ingratiatingly and one tumbled out in a furry little
heap.
There was a pot of flowers in fullbloom.
Harry took a step back with speed. "Loki's womb" He breathed with horrified
despair. "It's awful."
-.-.-.--.-.-.Draco and Blaise watched Harry stumble into the common room, closely followed
by an anxious Hermione.
"What on earth happened?" She asked them, her eyes on their friend. He was in
the closet, throwing out skirt after skirt, blouse after blouse. "He's shaking."
"Boggart." They both said together.
"Oh no. What did it turn into? Some huge, slavering, scaly, blood-soaked beast?"
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"Don't tease me so, darling." Harry moaned, desperately burying his hands into
black lace and chiffon to try and forget. "It was the most horribly disgusting thing
I've ever seen. The fresh airthe musicthe flowers"
It took a bottle and a half of strongest vodka before Harry could control himself,
but he twitched every time someone even mentioned cats.
-.-.-.--.-.-."Professor, you asked for me?"
Harry hadn't been in this office for at least a year and half, but he remembered
where it was. The thought of a password was laughable.
As was the shock on Dumbeldore's face when he turned around, clearly not
expecting him.
Harry smoothed away a smile and sat down, his hands neatly folded on his lap.
After a while, the Headmaster sat down as well, an Old Grandfather look in his eyes,
as if he was determined to jolly his way along the forthcoming conversation.
Well, well.
"Mister Po - Adda - Harry," Dumbledore tried, clearing his throat at the genial look
on his student's face. "Harry, I would like to talk to you about the trips to
Hogsmeade this year. It wouldn't be sa - er, wise to go just yet. I'm sure you've
heard that there is a remorseless murderer on the loose."
"Certainly sir, but we're in school at the moment."
"I was talking about Sirius Black. He isn't very well known, but he's done some
very bad things. He was arrested without a trial and sentenced to life in Azkaban."
"Sirius Black, brother of Regulus Black," Harry said in a bored tone. "Son of Orion
and Walburga Black, related to the Lestranges, the Malfoys, the Bulstrodes, the
MacMillans, the Yaxleys, the Rosiers, the Gamps, the Longbottoms, the Prewetts all influential people, all of substantial heritage. I am surprised he is not related to
me in a distant way."
"But he is, my boy!" Harry raised an eyebrow and the Old Grandfather look
faltered. Nevertheless, Albus Dumbledore soldiered on. "He was the best friend of
James Potter while they were in Hogwarts."
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His tone was frigid. "Really."

The damnable man didn't notice. That or he was just too used to all the killer
intent. They said that he had defeated Grindelwald and was now looking for another
homerun with Voldemort. Silly wizard.
"They were closer than two peas in a pod, pranksters, good Gryffindors." He was
saying. "But I suppose the lure of the Dark was too strong to ignore, some people
are susceptible, and I'm sorry to say that I might have turned a blind eye-"
Harry said nothing.
"- it was a ghastly turn of events, we never expected it, never thought he could
betray - "
Harry found his thoughts turning to the next dark moon. The werewolf rose
unbidden in his mind. Very interesting, another Dark creature roaming around the
place, not counting the Dementors. Presumably he was here under Dumbledore's
supervision, but it was hard to get werewolves in the company of people. It was like
putting someone on a diet for a year then letting them loose in a bakery. It must be
unbearably hellish.
He felt a pang of jealousy.
"- and so your parents were killed, and a few days later he blew up a whole street
of Muggles. The Aurors who arrested him said he had gone mad, laughing in the
midst of a wreckage and covered in blood."
"Fascinating. He sounds like my Father. When do I get to meet him?"
"My dear boy, you're not supposed to! This is why I forbid you to go to Hogsmeade
this year, at least until this madman is captured. We cannot risk you! You are too
important!"
"Is that so?" Harry blinked, and his old life flashed before his eyes.
Being beaten for breathing too loudly no food for days being locked in a
cramped cupboard teasing, taunting, cruel voices
Then, a knife, beautifully sharpand screams that were like music and slid over
him like silkbegging, pleading, ignored like they had ignored him... satisfaction
burning like an oil slick in his soul rage, sweet, sweet rage opening his eyes
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His beautiful Motherhis laughing Father his murderous brother his sadistic
sisterhis mad Uncle his darling baby brother, already reaching for blood and
fire
"I think not, Professor." Harry opened his eyes, which had slid shut at the
unexpected onslaught of sensations. They gleamed at the Headmaster. "You left me
with people who didn't think I was important at all. You didn't give me a choice. You
didn't give me a chance. But my family did, and I chose them. I still choose them,
over any war, over any Lord, over any idea you may have of me, and you'll do well to
remember that."
His ring flared.
He stood up. Blackness pooled around his cloak, and the air turned cold enough to
frost over windowpanes. His eyes were green flames in the darkness, and they bored
into Dumbledore's soul. "Do not look down on me, do not be condescending, do not
forbid. I am an Addams, sir, and I'll have none of that, thank you."
-.-.-.--.-.-.For all the ways that Harry could have taken blood, this was so not the way she
thought he would go.
He handled needles very well. And rubber tubing too.
"So," Hermione said, trying to stamp out her fascination at the sight of a
meticulous Harry swabbing at her arm with a piece of alcohol-soaked gauze. Beside
him, laid out with neat precision, were a few lengths of aforesaid rubber tubing, a
syringe without the plunger, and an empty IV bag. "Er, what do you think happened
to Dumbledore?"
"Hmm?"
The needle was huge. It was as fat as a pencil and the point didn't even look
remotely sharp. She turned away.
"He's - er, he's disappeared. Gone all of a sudden. Professor McGonagall's acting
as Deputy Headmistress now, and all the teachers are very mum about it." It was
irritating enough to make her forget what was happening to her arm and her blood.
"I can't get a single one to talk about it."
"Have you tried torture?"
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"Harry!"
Draco was in Quidditch practice, had been ever since this morning. Marcus Flint
was a real demon about Quidditch, he'd heard, almost as bad as Oliver Wood from
Gryffindor, but not as manic as Hufflepuff's Cedric Diggory. The unassuming,
genteel boy had his teammates laden with weights and jogging at the crack of dawn
before classes. Harry had seen them panting and exhausted every time he went back
into the castle from his own nightly runs in the Forest. He had had to stop thinking
of them as some sort of mobile buffet.
"Relax, darling, or the blood won't flow."
Blaise was somewhere in the library, lost in a maze of books. He loved putting off
homework, and it loved hunting him down and pouncing on his brain during the
weekends.
And Hermione was here, lying on a couch in the Slytherin common room, one
hand over her eyes, with a line of dark red blood flowing from her into a sluggishly
filling plastic bag. They were in their normal bubble of silence, everyone else in the
room giving them a particularly wide berth when Harry had cheerfully explained
about the procedure and asked for more volunteers.
"Hey, Addams."
There always had to be at least one idiot.
Or five.
"Anthony, Gregory, Vincent, Daphne, Millicent." Harry said, nodding at each of
them genially. "What can I do for you?"
"Get rid of the Mu-" Anthony Montague, aspiring Quidditch player, had enough
brain cells to remember what happened to the last person who had said the word
Mudblood. She still wasn't allowed near forks. "Granger, and then we'll talk."
"I am quite busy at the moment. Perhaps later."
"We're not afraid of you." grunted Vincent Crabbe. Harry vaguely remembered
sitting next to him during his first year. He was the one who ate like Uncle Fester.
"Our families are Dark too."
"Oh?"
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Hermione's eyes were darting between Harry's smile and the five hate-hardened
faces that towered over them.
"We all serve the Da-"
"Shut up, Crabbe." Daphne said. She stepped forward and nailed Harry with a
venomous look. "We're not going to stand for this anymore, Addams. The fact is
you're just a student like the rest of us, and our families are here, not across the
pond. You aren't the Dark Lord, you don't have any power over us, and
you're.you're just creepy. We're not going to let you walk all over us this year, or
let in some halfbloods like you've been doing. This is Slytherin and we stand for
pureblood superiority, so either get in line or get out."
"You guys are as stupid as Lockhart." Hermione blinked as they all turned their
stares on her, then realized that she had been the one who'd spoken.
"Now, now."
Harry was still smiling. He wasn't in their faces or at their throats. Instead, he was
slipping the needle from her vein, covering up the wound with a cotton swab,
unwrapping a Fizzing Whizbee and putting it in her shocked mouth. The medical
paraphernalia disappeared, and then he stood up. The five stepped back. They
weren't that stupid.
"Come along, Hermione. We'll check up on Blaise, hmm? I've got my Astronomy
homework to do."
They walked out. Hermione waited until they were halfway to the Great Hall
before rounding on her friend.
"Harry, how could you let them talk to you like that? They were sosothey
practically said they were - " She lowered her voice to a hiss. Students were passing
them, chattering gaily. "They very nearly said they were followers of
You-Know-Who!"
Harry had taken out a large thermos. As they walked, he tipped in the blood then
two vials of violently purple potion. There was a little puff of smoke, and she would
swear it was in the shape of a skull and crossbones. He took a sip.
"Ye of little faith." He opened his eyes to look at her, and something gleamed from
the depths of green. "They've just made Hogwarts that much more interesting."
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-.-.-.--.-.-.The lizard entrails made a vivid streak of pink and orange against the dark color
of the potion. He added a touch more and then began to stir with the claw. Smoke
poured over the cauldron lid, roiling down the sides and over the floor. There was a
smell of incontinent poodles.
The ring was slowly getting hotter day by day. He had felt worse, but there was
something about it that was nagging at him. The black stone glowed in an oily way
whenever he tapped into his Power, and when he closed his eyes, it seemed like
another voice whispered in his mind. Add to it a growing, unnatural feeling in his
chest and the urge toto
"Mother, I think I'm dying."
"That's wonderful, darling. How soon?"
"I stand corrected. I think I'm living."
Morticia looked more mortified than usual. "Don't say that, darling, or it'll come
true!"
"I can't help it, Mother. I don't know what's happening to me. I feel all perky and
bubbly and-"
"Stop! Stop!" she gasped. He hadn't seen her so shocked since Pubert had been
possessed by an angelic, dimpled normal toddler. "Gomez! Maman!"
"Querida?" His father's wide, mad eyes stared at him from the cauldron. They
were a comfort.
"Your son, heoh, it's too dreadful"
"Father, I found a freckle."
"Dear Hecate."
The potion shimmered then cleared, revealing the faces of his siblings.
"Wednesday, Pugsley."
"Happy Halloween." Wednesday blinked at the look on her brother's face. "Harry,
has someone been torturing you? Who is it? Are they better than me?"
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"No one is better, my Valkyrie. Your art is safe." He sighed and tried to shake free
of the funk that hounded him. "How is Beauxbatons? Anyone on your to do list yet?"
"They're all blonde over here, full of hope, happy dreams, gay smiles and all that."
She smiled wickedly. "I've put a stop to the dreams at least."
"I got into the juvenile delinquents program, finally." His brother's voice was
proud. "I'm too good at hiding bodies, I think Maybe I need to practice a bit more
over the summer. Is the post office still on strike?"
Harry smiled and let his family's chatter wash over him.
-.-.-.--.-.-."Harry, someone tried to break into Gryffindor last night!"
"Oh?" Harry looked up from his perusal of a freshly cooked cheese omelet. It sat
on his plate, golden and glistening, a little steam rising over it. He was missing
Grandmama's cooking terribly. "Was anyone hurt?"
Hermione slid next to him. "No, thank goodness."
"Pity."
"That's not all." She leaned closer conspiratorially. Draco and Blaise looked over
her head, eyebrows raised. "I think it was SiriusBlack."
Down the table, Gregory Goyle cracked his knuckles meaningfully. His goblet
exploded.
"Go on, Hermione."
"It couldn't be anyone else. No one else in the whole world ever has managed to
slip past the Dementors. Somehow, he managed to get into the castle. He ripped up
the Gryffindor Room portrait and tore apart the third year boys' room. Like, he tore
it apart." She said, stressing the word. "We think they were all under a Sleeping
Spell, because when they woke up, all their trunks were smashed and the curtains
on the beds were slashed and all the books and ink was everywhere-"
Anthony Montague cleared his throat pointedly and loudly in their direction. Then
his eyes crossed and all his clothes vanished.
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Harry stood up, smiling around his thermos. "Come along, darlings. Double
Potions today."
-.-.-.--.-.-..
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End of Part 1

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Chapter 2
Title: Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Crossover: Harry Potter and the Addams Family
Summary: A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking
about Uncle Fester?
Warning: Addams Family Sadism and Cross-dressing
To answer a few question, no, I haven't decided who to pair our Harveste up with,
no Wednesday shall not be joining him (obviously by now), I shall naturally mention
Cousin It, I separated them into different posts because I knew they would get long
and longer the more depraved I become, and I SHALL write the sixth and seventh
book even if I have to smoke like a chimney to do it. Also, Harveste willing, I shall
put in this chapter exactly why our dearest darling wears women's clothing. And the
Addams Family calls him Harry because that's short for Harveste. You see how no
one but Wednesday, Hermione and occasionally Pugsley call him that. Draco and
Blaise don't have the guts, and his Parents call him Viper, Darling or Harveste. The
correct way to spell it would be Hari, but I decided it would be more fun in the
original way.
Little PotC line here, let's see if you can spot it.
Edit: Thank you Vilkath!
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-.-.-.--.-.-.Harry looked up from under his umbrella as Remus Lupin, Defense Against the
Dark Arts Professor and werewolf, sat next to him on the bleachers. In a slightly
cloudy sky, yellow and red specks were zooming around. Hermione had convinced
him to sit outside instead of in his common room. For some reason, she was afraid
for him. The five mini-Death Eaters had upped the ante since his little trick with
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Anthony's clothes. Today, someone had doused his school uniform with Aldier's
Blister Burn potion, a scalding mixture so potent that it had to be diluted before
being bottled. From the feel of it, they hadn't bothered with dilution.
They were watching him now. He tilted his head in their direction, smiling to
himself.
"Professor Lupin?" Hermione asked from his other side. Draco and Blaise were
busy booing the Gryffindors. Something about the Quidditch cup and points,
apparently. "Is this about my essay on Red Caps? I know I went a bit overboard in
my comparison with the Japanese Kappa, but I didn't think you'd mind-"
"Ah, no, Miss Granger - Hermione," Lupin said, startled. "What are you doing over
here? I thought - Shouldn't you be over with the Gryffindors?"
Hermione's hand tightened over his arm and her mouth opened, but he spoke
first. "Inter-House friendships are not uncommon, Professor."
"Of-Of course notI myself" He looked a little flustered, then he closed his eyes.
When he opened them again, they sparked with resolve. "I was friends with Severus
Snape, once upon a time. Mister Addams - may I call you Harry?"
"Harveste, if you please." The man had a crestfallen look, and something nudged
his mind. This man was a Dark creature, though he routinely denied it. It called to
his own Power, and he felt a little pity. "But you may, out of class, of course."
"Thank you. I - well, I came to - You know about Sirius Black?"
"Yes. You were friends with him, were you not? You and James Potter and Peter
Pettigrew. You were called thethe Marauders, if I remember correctly."
"How do you -"
"I read." He offered the Professor a smile as unthreatening as he could make it.
The wolf was calling. "You were saying about Sirius Black?"
"It's a bitsensitive. Perhaps Hermione should -"
"I'm one of his best friends." The frizzy-haired girl said hotly, annoyed that she
was being ignored so easily. "I've been to his house. I've met his family. There's
nothing you can tell me about a psychopathic murderer that I haven't heard
already."
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"I'm so proud of you, darling."

"Well, Ithe fact of the matter is, Ha-Harry, Dumbledore and I, well, and the
Minister too, we think that Sirius Black is after you."
"Oh? Professor Dumbledore is back from Haiti?"
The werewolf blinked. "How did you know -"
Harry smiled as he reached for his thermos. It was getting lighter though he had
topped it up with a bit more poison. Perhaps Draco would consent to a little
donation in the name of friendship. "Why do you think he wants to kill me as
opposed to finding a way to kill our dear Headmaster? Wasn't he the head of the
revolution against Tom?"
Tom? Hermione mouthed. He winked at her.
His Professor was looking more and more surprised, but he pressed on regardless.
"Because he told You-Know-Who where the Potters were hiding. There was a
prophecy about the only person that could kill him. You were that person, Ha-Harry,
and Black was the secret-keeper and he told-"
"Really, Professor, you are a source of fascination." He leaned closer, his Mother's
sensual smile on his lips. It was not a nice smile. "Are you worried about me?"
Before the man could answer, lightning tore through the sky and an eerie silence
began to take over the cheers of the crowd. The temperature dropped to freezing
point, quenching the slight ticklish burn from the Blister potion. Pity, he had been
starting to enjoy it.
In the teachers' box, there was pandemonium. All the Professors were standing,
their magically enhanced voices booming through the sudden shriek of the wind.
Students were screaming, and some had collapsed. Down on the pitch, beneath the
players, dark forms were beginning to mass. They were tall and forbidding, tattered
cloaks flying as if in the teeth of a gale, and they were all looking up. He could hear
their distinctive rattle even from this distance.
"Expecto Patronum!" Lupin cast beside him. A silvery light shot from the tip of his
wand, and Harry watched it fly straight at the Dementors. It was joined by many
others, but they shimmered against the sheer number of Dark creatures.
"You know, Professor, if you let your wolf run every now and then, that spell would
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be stronger." He said conversationally, his chin propped on one hand as he

continued to watch. "Light spells work better when the soul is completely at peace,
or so I've heard."
If Lupin's jaw fell any more, it would be disjointed.
"Ha-Harry," Hermione choked beside him, and her grip was vice-like. He looked at
her.
She was holding her own admirably. The only signs of stress on her face were the
tightness of her lips, her narrowed eyes and and bone-white knuckles. She was
staring straight ahead and whispering calming words to herself. Draco and Blaise,
on the other hand
"As much as I like to see them in pain" He sighed, and stood up. Thank the gods
he had had some blood. He would have a headache afterwards as it was.
But the Power wouldn't come. For the first time since becoming an Addams, Harry
felt out of his element. He stared at his hand, the silver ring glinting though there
was no light, and feltnothing.
"Oh dear. I shall have to get messy after all."
-.-.-.--.-.-.The snow was a dazzling, pristine shade of white, like crushed opals and diamonds
strewn on the quaint storybook picture town that was Hogsmeade. Harry stepped on
it with a vengeance. He was still sore about the state of his favorite skirt after he
had dealt with the Dementors. He had soaked it in bleach, scrubbed it with sand,
drowned it in gallons of Helia's Patented Spot Remover and still he couldn't get the
smell off. A squished Dementor was surprisingly akin to a barrelful of crushed
violets and roses. It was disgusting.
He was currently burying his pent-up anger in a bagful of Cockroach Cluster, but
it wasn't working.
Hermione had a vaguely green look on her face when she saw him viciously bite
one in half. "Maybe we should've bought you those Blood Lollipops"
"'Taste of real blood', my bottom. They shouldn't even be allowed to sell them to
decent human beings."
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"They don't." Blaise said. "They're for vampires."

Harry knew he was acting like a petulant, spoiled child and he took a deep breath.
The weight on his chest had been bothering him immensely, but he shouldn't let it
get in the way. There was fun to be had, and if there wasn't, he would damn well
find and have his wicked way with it.
"I need fabric." He decided. "Yes. That would make me feel better."
Twenty minutes later, he was feeling a touch more normal. Now, Draco and Blaise
were the ones fidgeting. He buried a smile in a handful of velvet. Hermione was
watching him with a smile of her own. She had chosen a wine-red satin patterned
with small silver numbers. It wasn't his sort of thing, but it would be beautiful with
her eyes.
"All right, that does it."
Draco had marched up to him. The slightly vain boy was painstakingly thorough
with his skin care regimen, and this close, Harry could safely say that it was
working. There was not a hint of dry skin or pimples or blackheads. It was a
complexion most models would die for, coupled with dove-grey eyes and amazingly
silky frost-white hair. He would have made a lovely corpse.
"Listen, Harveste, we get it about the blood and the senbon and the smiling, but
the dresses? The skirts? The girls' uniform? You - you - you're an attractive person,
and I don't see why -"
"Draco, did you just say I was attractive?" He said with interest. Hermione and
Blaise were watching with their patented shocked expressions, but his eyes were on
Draco's tomato-red face. "I'm flattered."
"Well, yes." Draco seemed to check himself and forged onwards. "Yes, I think
you're attractive, and so does Blaise, and Hermione too. We all think you're not a
bad looker."
And we're not the only ones, so you can just stop looking at me like that! were the
unspoken words that screamed through the air.
He didn't think that dying of laughter was an appropriate response, so Harry
restrained himself. Barely.
"The thing is, wellyou're a boy. With boy parts. So, right, the girls' uniform"
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The blond was starting to look like he wanted to cut off his own tongue so he
could stop talking. Harry took pity on him. He'd been taking pity on everyone these
past few days. It must be Hermione's blood. She was such a nice person, too nice
sometimes, but a few more summers would cure that.
"Harry, you don't have to answer - Draco, you're so stupid sometimes. - "
"It's alright, darling. I'm actually surprised they waited two whole years."
"If you only knew how creepy you look -"
"Gods, Blaise, this isn't the time -"
They bickered all the way to The Three Broomsticks, where the bartender gave
Harry a strange look when he asked for a Rothbean Gunslinger instead of a plain
Butterbeer. It arrived at their table anyway once the wizened old man realized he
was that Addams. The ceramic mug was scalding to the touch.
"Harry, it'sit's... What is that stuff?"
"Ogden's Firewhisky 1326, pickles, cherry tomatoes, a raw egg, two spoonfuls of
pepper and a chocolate biscuit. Oh, and some turkey ham. Very classy. Would you
like some?"
Hermione blanched as he took a sip, radiating enjoyment.
His eyes gleamed over the cup. "So, you've finally asked me why I wear women's
clothes."
Draco looked like he wanted to faint. "I'm sorry I asked. Please don't answer."
"Nonsense. We're friends. Nowlet's see. Where do I start?" He thoughtfully
tapped on the rim of his mug. "Ah, the first time I ever wore makeup."
Hermione leaned in, suddenly all ears. "I've always loved your mother's lipstick,
you know."
"She has the skin for it. I could never pull off smoky eyeshadow either. Wednesday
is very lucky. I have to stick to darker shades, but I remember when Mother and
Father came to pick me up from my old house, it was like the world had been in
black and white, and suddenly I saw a new color. It was like I had been looking for it
all my life, that red lipstick. And the blood, of course. Such a beautiful shade."
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Blaise winced into his Butterbeer.

"Then we visited this mental facility when I was six. I forgot the name, but it was
one of those that was set aside for the most incurably insane killers. My Aunt
Ophelia had a very nice room, sixth floor, plenty of restraints and three
monogrammed straitjackets. She told us all the stories, all the killing sprees, all the
fly-by-night operations. It was so enlightening. And she told us the real secret of
murderers everywhere, that the person who is the least suspected is the person who
looks the least harmless. People always underestimate women, it's a part of the
human psyche. Just because they look weaker doesn't mean they are. A female can
swing an axe and fire a gun just as well as a man." Harry explained happily. "Even
with us, you see. Everybody who isn't an Addams thinks that my brother is more
dangerous. It's true that Pugsley can level a school with a single well-made bomb,
but Wednesday could cut everyone's throats just as well."
"I am definitely not visiting you this summer."
"But Harry," Hermione asked, discreetly kicking Blaise in the shin. "It doesn't
make sense. If a woman can kill as well as a man, then a man can kill as well as a
woman. You don't have to dress that way."
"Hermione, you're taking this a little too well."
"It's just good sense, darling." Harry said over Draco's yelp. "You can just hide so
much more in women's apparel. Stilettos, padding, pleatsthey have the excuse of
fashion on their side. If I tried it in men's clothing, I would clank most
inappropriately and I would feel sounprotected."
"So that's how you can hide so many senbon. Oh Harry, you have to show me
how."
"There'll be no living with her after this, you mark my words." Draco sighed to
Blaise as he watched their two friends talk about all the places one could hide a
knife.
-.-.-.--.-.-.Harry flung his hand up in the air and a thoroughly skewered bird fell into the
scrambled eggs of the person two spaces away. It just so happened to belong to
Daphne Greengrass.
"So sorry. May I have my message please?"
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Daphne was completely alone today. It was her fault for getting up so early on a
Saturday. She quailed under the benign smile, her usual venom-laced expression
hiding somewhere behind her scared eyes. Truly there was magic in numbers.
"Harry, that's a lovebird." Hermione said, aghast at the sight of the colorful
plumage covered in blood.
"It's an agapornisfischeri, actually. A Fischer's lovebird. My sister sent it from
Beauxbatons." Harry said absently, scanning the tightly rolled-up parchment. It
read: 3-2. "Vile little Valkyrie."
"What does it say?"
"It's a tally." Harry felt a small smile tugging at his lips. His sister was having fun,
it seemed. It was time he had some of his own.
-.-.-.--.-.-.Draco was a pureblood wizard raised by pureblood wizards. He'd never seen a
movie, never rode a taxi, never been on the subway or done any of the thousand and
one things he thought were too Muggle to be even considered.
So, for him, a perfectly understandable way to react when confronted by the
thought of a transfusion was to hide behind the couch. Blaise sighed and dragged
him out by the collar.
"Why is it me? Why is it always me?"
"Stop being so melodramatic, Draco." Hermione said, looking up from her Muggle
Studies project. It read: Barney, Delighting for Decades. She was trying to counter
the almost physical sugary-sweetness of it with black coffee. "It doesn't hurt."
"Look at that thing! It's huge! It'll go right through my elbow!"
"Not unless you don't want it to." Harry said smiling. His gear was laid out in a
professional manner. Grandmama had been a fount of knowledge when it came to
medical practices. She had dated a surgeon once, long ago, but had broken it off
when she'd realized he was trying to save lives.
"How about Blaise?" Draco said desperately. If his nails had been long enough, he
would be leaving scratch marks all over the couch. His eyes were so wide, as if he
had forgone the use of his eyelids, and Harry could see his brain dart like a rabbit's
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trying to find anything to postpone the moment. "He's got great big veins."
"Keep my veins out of this, Malfoy, and take it like a man."
-.-.-.--.-.-.It was the winter solstice. It was a holiday the Addams didn't usually celebrate,
aside for the occasional gallon of burning oil that they introduced unwary carolers
to.
Which was why Harry was looking suspiciously at the one gift which had been
placed at the foot of his bed. It wasn't ticking or smoking or bleeding or moving in
anyway. He briefly thought about setting fire to it, but that was before Draco finally
rolled his eyes and just ripped it open.
A broom fell out. From the looks on Draco and Blaise's faces, it must have been
akin to seeing gold in a pile of dragon excrement.
"That's a Firebolt." Draco breathed. "A Firebolt."
"What's a Firebolt?"
"You're attending eleven classes and you don't know what a Firebolt is." Blaise
said, his eyes nailed onto the broom. "That'sthat's a Firebolt."
"So I've heard." Harry picked up the wrapper and turned it over in his hands.
There was no return address or name. How interesting. "I've no need for a broom.
You wouldn't like to keep it, would you, Blaise?"
The look on Draco's face was pure murder.
-.-.-.--.-.-.Dementors are among the foulest things that walk this earth. They infest the
darkest, filthiest places in the world and glory in decay and despair. They feed off
feelings of peace, hope and happiness. To get too near to a Dementor would be
tantamount to death - they reduce any living being into a version of themselves,
soul-less and evil, filled with nothing but your worst memories.
Harry tapped his lips thoughtfully. Then he crossed out the word 'Dementors' at
the beginning of the paragraph and put in 'Pubert'. Madame Pince would probably
get angry that he'd besmirched one of her precious library books, but even she
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would have to agree that he had just made it more accurate.

"You got a Firebolt, Harry?"
"Not you too, Hermione."
The bushy-haired girl scrambled into place beside him, her bookbag now double
the size it had been last year. It was an excellent way to get a little musculature.
"What's that?"
"Just reading up on our visitors from Azkaban. I'm starting to wonder whether we
have a little Dementor blood ourselves." As soon as he said it, ideas for experiments
began to fly through his mind. Ah, the possibilities. Pubert was going to be such a
help this summer.
They were on the bleachers yet again. He was starting to think that this whole
Quidditch nonsense was responsible for his sudden onslaught of freckles. It was
another abominably sunny day, and a little wind was picking up, smelling of fresh
lavender for some unimaginable reason. He could only hope the rest of the
Dementors would make an appearance today as well.
And bluebells as well. He stuck his nose inside his thermos to get rid of the odious
smell.
Blaise was looking sullenly up at the blue and green specks in the sky. One green
speck, topped with white, was zooming around just a little faster than the others
even though Harry knew he couldn't have possibly seen the Snitch yet. Draco, it
seemed, was enjoying all the aerodynamic capabilities of the Firebolt, and well he
should. He had exercised his considerable Addams-given skills on Blaise all
throughout the week; laxatives in his juice, all his homework mysteriously erased,
itching powder in his underwear, until his auburn-haired friend had finally given in
and let him use the broom for Quidditch. It was enough to bring a proud tear to his
eye.
"Look at them, Harry. They don't even look like they can stand each other. There's
no way they were ever friends."
Harry looked away from Blaise to scan the direction where Hermione was
pointing. In the teachers' box, he could see the distinctive shine of potion-greasy
hair and the tousled dusty brown head of one werewolf. Snape was saying
something scathing, he was sure, but the Defense Professor was taking it in his
stride, only wincing occasionally.
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A scream made him look around. Then he stood up.

A strange creature had erupted out of Blaise's nose, a black bat shape streaked
with blood. As he watched, another and another came pushing out, their
high-pitched squeaks and screeches adding to Blaise's pain-filled howls, until he had
a veritable cloud of winged things flapping around his body. Harry caught one and
absently crushed it. His friend's face was pale, and he had bitten through his lip. The
Bat Bogey Hex was painful the first time, but cast repeatedly, it had the same effect
as a glass-wired cat-o'-nine tails when applied to a small and specific area of skin. It
looked like quite a bit of time in the infirmary.
He brushed a chilly kiss over the sweaty forehead before pressing a point on
Blaise's throat to send him to sleep. He could feel the vibrations in the wood of the
bleachers. The Professors were coming their way, alerted by the black aura that had
suddenly appeared over the Slytherin side, like living shadows dancing their
macabre salutations to the gods.
He didn't mind. His eyes flashed above the ruddy strands of his friend's hair,
singling out the culprit amongst the dozens that surrounded them. He was gratified
to see the look of shock and fear that crossed the pudgy face.
The moon was dark tonight anyway.
-.-.-.--.-.-."You shall join me for a walk tonight, Vincent Crabbe."
The large, muscular boy whirled around with surprising fluidity. He was in the
midst of a growth spurt, standing at least two heads over everyone in his year. Not
even Gregory Goyle could keep up. His fisted hands were like two sledgehammers
and he was as bulky as a gorilla. But even he shrank back when the lithe body of
Harveste Addams materialized out of the shadows. His eyes were burning, and
Vincent would swear that the pupils were slitted like a cat'sor a snake's.
As if it had heard his thoughts, the Black Mamba sinuously made itself known,
crawling over the flagstones with ease and creating a gun-metal half circle around
his feet.
Vincent tried to step on it out of reflex.
There was a flash of pitch-black at his heel, then a stinging pain. He watched with
stunned eyes as the silvery snake shot off towards the figure still half in the
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shadows, draping itself around his throat like the most dangerous necklace in the
world. There was another silver gleam, but Vincent was glaring with all his might at
the stupid, Muggle-loving boy. He took a threatening step forward
"What are you -"
Another step later, and then he could barely think for the sudden dizziness that
had somehow burst behind his eyes. He stumbled, his knees and palms hitting the
rough surface of the stone floor. His chest constricted, and his throat closed up. It
was like someone had put pillow over his face and was pressing, pressing, pressing
down. His leg twitched as he gasped desperately, and then he was on his back.
If a volcano had green lava instead of red, then Harveste's eyes would have
surpassed it. Even with his heartbeat hammering in his ears, the Slytherin boy felt
even more fear enter him.
"It wasn't a request, Vincent Crabbe. It was a promise."
Then Vincent understood, and his soul quailed in the darkness that was rapidly
overtaking his sight.
The last walk.
A walk with Death.
-.-.-.--.-.-.Blaise floated around his blank white unconsciousness. He could hear voice just
on the edge, the very edge, of what he didn't know but he could hear them and he
didn't want them to get any louder, because dammit he was starting to get a
headache. For some reason, that particular thought brought Draco to mind, the
pouty, immature berk going mad all over the Firebolt, and Harveste just smiling as if
he'd known that Draco was going to torture him to the verge of distraction.
He let out half a laugh, and that brought the headache screaming back, and then
suddenly all he knew was pain.
Gentle hands swept over his forehead, over his arms. Someone called out that
they, whoever they were, should hold down his legs now and put this spoon in his
mouth before he bites off his tongue, Miss Granger stop crying, this is not the time
Hermione. Draco. Harveste. The Bat Bogey Hex.
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The light was blinding. Madam Pomfrey noticed his wince and instantly tugged on
the curtains. "How are you feeling, Mister Zabini?"
"Like I had a dozen bats rip me a new set of nostrils." He said dryly, clearing his
throat. There was still a slight taste of blood, and he smiled thankfully as Draco
handed him a glass of water. He lapped at it cautiously though. Draco had gotten his
hands on some very strong laxatives. "So"
"You've been out for two days," Hermione said into her handkerchief. Her brown
eyes were still welling with tears, and the hand she had on her lap was
white-knuckled. "You were so pale, and there was so much blood"
"I'm alright now, Hermione." He never thought he would feel so discomfited at the
sight of a crying female, let alone a halfblood. He hadn't realized
Blaise blinked as something in his brain clicked into place. A year and a half.
They'd been friends for a year and a half already. This was his little group, and they
were standing around him as he lay in the infirmary for the first time in three years,
looking at him with varying stages of worry. Hermione was still sniffling, Draco was
glaring at his coverlet and Harveste Harveste was looking at him.
"What?" He said defensively. A stray thought popped into his head; he wasn't
scared of Harveste Addams. He knew he wasn't, and knowledge freed his heart from
a pressure he hadn't known had been there.
"Nothing. Darling." That familiar ice-cold sensation cupped his cheek, then
withdrew. Then the everyday smile appeared, and somehow, though there were
people who would swear up and down that it was the creepiest expression on the
face of the earth, it made him feel better than any potion. "Sirius Black has found
me. Our dormitory was turned upside-down tonight."
"He's what?" Suddenly his pain wasn't important at all. His eyes darted to Draco,
eyes scanning the slim form quickly. No blood, no tears to be seen, not that
Harveste would let that happen. He didn't bother checking out the brunette.
Nothing could hurt Harveste, the three of them were very sure of that. It would be
like trying to blow up the sun. "Was anyonedid you-?"
"We were at dinner." Draco said, scowling. "Fucking bastard tore up my
Transfiguration essay - two rolls of parchment, wasted."
Hermione gave a little choked laugh. "I'll let you look at mine, just this once."
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When they had left, Blaise lay back and looked at the ceiling. Five years ago, if
anyone had told him he would be friends with a snotty Malfoy, a Mudblood and a
blood-thirsty sadist, he would have pulled out his wand and cast a Bat Bogey
himself. But he was, and the devotion and care he felt for all of them was well, his
mother would be pleased, at the very least. This would probably secure her a
permanent pass to the Addams house. He sighed.
Something poked his side, and after a terrifying moment, he pushed the covers
back, silently praying it wasn't the Black Mamba come to keep him company.
It wasn't. It was much worse and oddly, much more satisfying. He held it up to the
lamplight, and the length of wood glowed warmly. It was strange that he would
recognize it, but sometimes, in times of stress, your mind can conjure up the most
vivid memories. It was something he had seen almost every day, in every class, but
he had never paid attention to it before.
It was Vincent Crabbe's wand.
-.-.-.--.-.-.Harry pulled Draco out of the way just in time. An arrow thudded deep into the
grass where he had been standing.
"Well done, Hermione. Remember to factor in wind resistance next time."
Hermione beamed at them before she ducked out of sight. Blaise sighted down the
barrel of his blowpipe before taking a deep breath and taking his shot. Harry caught
the red-feathered dart without looking, then danced out of the way of the serrated
knife that Draco had swung.
Harveste had decided it was time for them to learn more about the art of
self-defense. It was, he said, very important that they didn't rely just on magic. A
wizard would expect another wizard to use his wand. He would not expect a knife in
the neck. Blaise wondered whether or not this was his own roundabout way of
apologizing for what had happened that day in the Quidditch stands. The spell that
had been cast on him by one of the Five -now Four - had been undoubtedly meant to
hit the Addams.
Harry smiled in his direction and a circle of senbon appeared exactly one inch
from his feet. The bastard wasn't even trying.
It was like they were training for some sort of maddened, killing spree marathon.
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The smiling brunette had them running laps around the Lake thrice a week, on the
heels of the Hufflepuff Quidditch team. Draco had taken it as some sort of challenge,
and had crowed about beating Cedric Diggory two days ago. Blaise had said nothing
about the sheer size of the weights he had seen strapped around the boy's ankles.
Maybe, just maybe, there was someone just as sadistic as Harveste Addams in this
school.
-.-.-.--.-.-.They were in Charms Class, and Harry was looking at his wand. Finally he raised
his hand.
"Professor Flitwick," He sighed softly. "I can't cast the Cheering Charm."
His partner, Hedon Vaisey, nearly collapsed from thankfulness. Blaise blinked.
Harveste had failed in something? Surely the world was about to end.
Their tiny teacher carefully took the wand. It was made of a strange reddish wood,
slightly knobbly, the base wrapped with strips of black leather. The end of it was
pointed, as if it had been sharpened. Beside him, Draco shuddered. It looked exactly
like what they had thought an Addams wand would look like. It looked lethal.
"There's nothing wrong with your wand, Mister Addams." The cheery professor
squeaked. "Try it again."
"CapriciaGigelen." Harry said obediently. The wand end sparked, but nothing
happened. "Oh dear."
"Not to worry, not to worry!" Professor Flitwick said. "Like the Patronus Charm,
the Cheering Charm depends on your projection of your happiest memories. Indeed,
those who have felt the Patronus pass through them have reported feeling the exact
same way, as if the Cheering Charm had been cast. It is only different because the
Patronus Charm is cast to protect, while our Cheering Charm is cast to enlighten.
Now, let's try again. Think of whatever brings you the most joy, the best memory in
your life, and cast at Mister Vaisey."
Harry closed his eyes for a moment, appearing to think hard. When he opened his
eyes, even Professor Flitwick took a step back. At the mention of 'happiest
memories', Draco and Blaise had already utilized a desk for cover.
"Capricia Gigelen." Harry whispered, and it was like someone had whispered with
him, two twining voices that reverberated in the shadows and made you think of
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every scary nightmare you thought lived under your bed.

Vaisey started to scream.
The next morning, Draco quietly told Blaise that he had been carted off to St.
Mungo's.
-.-.-.--.-.-.He drank and drank and drank, and still it wasn't enough. Possibly because it was
lizard. He craved human blood. Even unicorn would do. Or centaur, or merman, or
goblin, or dwarf. Anything.
He had never felt like this before, this itchy, irritating feeling that overtook his
mind and wouldn't leave him alone. There was something inside him, something
foreign, something maddeningly annoying. It sat on his chest like a blue-eyed kitten,
or a puppy with really huge eyes and one ear inside out. It grated against everything
he had learned, took his poise and composure and ate it up until he was a bundle of
raw instincts. It was so annoying.
Power filled him, but it wasn't the right power, didn't feel the same way, didn't
move the way it should. He flung out a hand. A tree branch fell before him and his
eyebrow twitched. There should have been an explosion of sawdust, red flames
licking at the sky, demonic creatures slithering to life. Not thisthis
This wasn't him. This wasn't Harveste Addams.
He screamed with rage, and the Power boomed through his fingers.
"You're so powerful."
Senbon whispered through the night.
The man, unkempt though he was, moved with a werewolf's grace. Whoever he
was, he leapt upwards, evading the deathly shower and, quite unexpectedly, moved
to attack. The Black Mamba slid to the forest floor a few seconds before weapons
clashed, metal on metal, the noise loud in the quiet night.
Harry scooted backwards, his eyes aflame. "Who are you?" he hissed
threateningly.
The man said nothing, ducking instead to his blind spot and attacking again.
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Despite himself, Harry was impressed. The haze cleared from his head with every
movement until he could see clearly in the gloom. This was what he needed,
someone to spar with. All his excess energy from the blood-drinking poured
outwards, sharpening every thrust and parry.
There, an opening.
He swiped with his fan, and when the man blocked it with a piece of wood, he
drew out the dagger he had stashed between his shoulder blades and struck hard.
It would have been a fatal blow, but the man was just too good. Still, he had drawn
first blood, and it glistened wetly under the light of the moon.
"Enough. I've seen enough." The man said hoarsely, as if unused to speaking.
"Who are you?" he asked again, delicately licking at the ruby-red substance. The
taste calmed him down even more, and the strange Power he had been tapping into
melted away.
"Sirius. Sirius Black."
"Ah." He slid the dagger back into its sheath and knelt down to pick up his snake,
his stance open. He kept his eyes on Black, who stood in the shadows. "I should have
known. The man who killed the Potters."
"No, never!" He croaked, and for a sliver of a second, there was a decidedly mad
gleam in his eye. " James was my friend, you must believe me."
"Why should I? It's no concern of mine who you are or who you murdered. I am-"
"An Addams, I know. No longer a Potter. I'm glad."
Harry blinked, suddenly discomfited. "That's the last thingWhy would you say
that?"
"James and Lily and I were close. I knew what her family was like, a bunch of
magic- hating screws, the whole lot of them. I'm glad you didn't grow up with her
sister. She was the worst."
"I know. That's why I killed them." Harry said, looking closely at the
shadow-wreathed man. Black didn't move, didn't shift away from his scrutiny. "You
are mygodfather, I understand. Come into the light."
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"I don'twant you to see me like this. I have been ill."

"I have seen worse, I promise you."
The man hesitated, then stepped forward. Moonlight shone on a sharp nose and
piercing black eyes set in a proud if too-thin face. He was dressed in filthy rags and
his tangled hair was greasier than Snape's, festooned with twigs, leaves and a small
bone or two.
"You look fine to me."
The man barked out a laugh. "Truly an Addams."
"I would not think that you would be happy about that. We are a Dark family, and
you left your own for the Light."
"II can honestly say I don't care about the distinction." The man crept closer and
he saw the desperation tainting the haunted gaze. "Just as long as you're happy, my
Harry. You are happy, aren't you?"
What could have possibly broken such a proud, strong man? He was sure
Wednesday had never been to Azkaban. He scrutinized the gaunt, unhappy face and
felt affection welling up with him. It was the same sort that he felt for his parents,
for Lurch, for Thing. This man was family, and an Addams always looked after
family.
-.-.-.--.-.-."Today, we will start on crystal balls." Professor Trelawney quavered in the dusky
gloom of her Tower. "The fates have informed me that the Orb will be in your
examinations."
"I don't think I'd mind too much if you cast the Cheering Charm at her." Blaise
whispered to his friend. "She's halfway to St. Mungo's as it is."
Harry smiled at him, the glow of the crystal ball casting eerie shadows on his face.
"Crystal-gazing is a particularly refined art -"
"These fumes are making me sleepy." Draco sighed. He was doodling in the
margins of his Potions notes. Professor Snape had assigned them another four feet
of homework, again.
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"- relaxing the conscious mind and external eyes -"

"Who's she fooling with this crap? She's practically blind herself, external damn
eyes, I tell you."
"- some of you will be able to see before the end of the class."
"If I'd been able to see, I wouldn't have taken this class in the first place. Bunch of
crock-"
"Hush, Blaise."
"You can't be taking this seriously."
Harry smiled again and motioned for him to look into his crystal ball.
A fight under the canopy of the Forbidden Forest Dementors on the traina
great black doga wolf in a silver cage Professor Snape looking at a potion like he
wanted to spit in it Wednesday, also looking at a potion, with a vague humanoid
shape wriggling on the floor behind hera rata ring
"What the hell-"
"All you need is practice, darling. How do you think I've been doing all my
classes?"
Blaise blinked at the nonchalant statement, then he began to grin. "Hermione's
going to be so pissed she dropped out of Divination."
"Really now! This chit-chat is disturbing the clairvoyant vibrations!" As Professor
Trelawney sort-of-marched towards them with a clash of bangles, the crystal ball
went blank. Blaise doubted that she would have been able to see the images anyway.
She peered theatrically into their crystal ball, then reeled back, a dramatic wrist
on her forehead. "Oh no, oh dear dear me! You poor boy!"
Blaise rolled his eyes. What a charlatan.
"Mister Addams, my dear, you haveyou havethe Grim!"
Harry raised an eyebrow. Behind him, Draco choked on his laugh.
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"You, my dear, have the worst omen possible, the great, ghostly dog that haunts
churchyards! An omenof death!"
"Thank you, Professor." Harry smiled up at her. "That's the best news I've heard
all year."
-.-.-.--.-.-.It was the last Quidditch game of the season. Harry was perched daintily on one of
the benches as he re-read his notes on MostePotentePotions. It was quite a good
read, though he'd seen most of the potions already in Grandmama's cookbook.
Hermione was beside him, lost in his Arithmancy notes. On his other side set his
godfather, hidden behind the Invisibility cloak that he used sometimes to attend the
classes that didn't have any other Slytherins in it. It was an old Addams heirloom,
made the old way with human blood and hair, but he hadn't mentioned that when
Black had borrowed it.
Sirius Black was an enigma. He had escaped from Azkaban to find him, and now
that he had, he didn't seem inclined to leave. He had the look about him, the one he
saw in his Father and Uncle when they looked at each other. It was the promise of
death, extracted with nothing but bare hands.
"I tried to kill one of your Professors once, you know." The man whispered in his
ear.
"Really?" he said, turning his head with interest. "Which one in particular?"
"Snape. I nearly got him too, slimy git."
"You don't say. Would you care to try again?"
"It'd be something to look forward to." Sirius smiled, unseen. "But I don't
thinkah, I shouldn't tell you. He's much better off not knowing about me."
"Professor Snape?" Harry asked. "Or Professor Lupin?"
There was a sheepish laugh that sounded natural in his godfather's husky voice. "I
shouldn't be surprised. You know everything, don't you?"
"Enough to know that my family would welcome you." Harry smiled devilishly.
"Most emphatically."
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-.-.-.--.-.-.It was as if the weather itself was celebrating Slytherin's win of the Quidditch
Cup. It was unbearably cloudless, with the sky a china-blue and the breeze as peppy
as a cheerleader on steroids. Harry took a deep draught of Blaise's blood. He had
laced it with a generous dose of Firewhisky, but it didn't have the same kick as
Acromantula blood or venom. He was due to visit Aragog anyway.
Hermione was sticking close to him today. It was the week for exams, and there
were double subjects for every time slot. Today was the day she would finally find
out how he had been getting to all his classes.
The Power shuddered through him for a moment. He had been feeling much
better with the weekly sparring, and ring or not, his own magic was coming through.
"Harry, we've got Arithmancy and Transfiguration at nine today. Which do you
want to go to?"
"You choose, darling." He said with a smile.
"I'll be there, whichever you chose." A second voice said in exactly the same way,
and another arm threaded through hers.
Draco saw them - the three of them- walking down the corridor and headed
straight for the infirmary to get his eyes checked.
-.-.-.--.-.-.The exams were the most fun he had had in a while. His Arithmancy, Ancient
Runes, Astronomy and Muggle Studies had been a breeze, much to Hermione's
jealousy. He had written more than the three feet required for History of Magic.
There was a bit of a hiccup in Transfiguration when his mouse-into-teapot had run
away from him and all the plants had leaned away from him in the greenhouse, and
a few Mandrakes had screamed at the sight of him, but he had good marks anyway.
His Confusing Concoction had been a tad strong though; testing it in the Potions
classroom had Professor Snape stumbling around for five minutes, swearing to all
the desks that he was the Pink Cockroach of Guatemala. He had been excused from
Cheering Charms, but had conjured a very believable spider that had sent Ronald
Weasley screaming. His lengthy essay on the Black Mamba had gotten him Hagrid's
forgiveness and full marks.
Professor Trelawney had been sent to the infirmary. She was a Seer, in the end.
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She had blurted out a prophecy at the very last minute, a true one. He had heard
enough to know the difference between a tortured scream and a divinatory screech.
The parchment he had written it down on was neatly folded in his pocket. It seemed
he was due for an informative time in the Ministry's Hall of Prophecies. Perhaps his
siblings would accompany him and they would make a little trip out of it.
Now, though, he was staring at an obstacle course that Professor had set up. At
the end, he knew there would be that thrice-blessed Boggart. Well, he knew how to
deal with that now.
The Grindylow had exploded the minute he stepped into the pool, and he stepped
over the mangled body, his eyes narrowed at the old trunk he would have to climb
into. The Hinkypunk wisely kept its mouth shut when it saw what happened to the
Red Caps, and finally he was at the trunk. He took a deep breath as he stepped in
and was assaulted by the smell of a blooming meadow, the bastard.
The trunk closed behind him.
There was a hair-raising scream, like something was being tortured to within an
inch of its waste of a life. It quickly turned inhuman, lasting longer than any living
being could have possibly drawn breath. Then there was a muffled boom, and Harry
stepped out, long hair unbound and hanging over his face, covered in some sort of
grayish sludge, and smiling more dementedly than Draco and Blaise had ever seen.
"Erfull points, Mister Addams. I suppose it's too much to hope- " Lupin glanced
inside the trunk and blanched. "Thank goodness I found a spare."
Harry said nothing. He was feeling good.
-.-.-.--.-.-.They were in the Shrieking Shack, Harry having followed his godfather when he
had seen him cross the school grounds. The Whomping Willow had posed no
problem. It, like the Thestral, remembered him from last year. Then the rat in his
godfather's hand had transformed into a weasel of a man. Then Professor Lupin had
arrived, and Professor Snape on his tail. It was turning into a damn reunion.
Then his ring flared, hotter than it had ever gotten before, and suddenly all the
annoyance, all the maddening feelings it had been inducing in him had built up, and
he ripped it off and threw it onto the bed. He had revealed himself to the other four,
but it didn't matter, because now, a ghostly figure had condensed into being above
the piece of jewelry and he felt. Like. He. Wanted. To. KILL. Something.
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"Tom Marvolo Riddle, stop bothering me!"

There were various cries of "Voldemort!", "My Lord!", "You bastard!", and
"Addams?" but he ignored all of them in favor trying to grab the corporeal ghost by
the throat and trying to throttle it away.
"Harry, get away from it!" Black cried, letting go of Pettigrew for a moment to
clutch at his arms. "That's a Horcrux! It's dangerous!"
"Not as dangerous as I am. No, you don't, Pettigrew." His arm flashed, and a knife
embedded itself in the wall. The fact that it had also gone through the weasel-y
man's shoulder was inconsequential. His scream was like music in the still air.
"What is going on here?" Snape demanded. "Black, youyou piece of shit, how
dare you show your face!"
"Shut up, Snivellus."
Apparently, the Potions Professor's normally quick retorts failed in the face of the
pure venom that he wanted to pour all over his school rival. He spluttered, trying to
find the words that continued to escape him. Professor Lupin's eyes were wide and
worried. He looked a little like Hermione when she was in between one of Draco and
Blaise's catfights, and all of the tension in Harrys' shoulders drained away like they
had never been.
"Enough." He said, freeing himself from Black's grasp. All the adults stilled,
feeling the Power that filled the room. They had never felt this power before, the
power from before wizards had become wizards, before the distinction of Dark and
Light. No one in Britain had, not in a hundred and eighty years, but he would
remedy that, starting now. No one messed with an Addams.
His eyes bored into Peter Pettigrew's, and he smirked when he saw the dark patch
growing in the man's trousers.
"Pathetic little man," He whispered, so only his prisoner could hear. "Professor
Trelawney told me about you, Peter Pettigrew, the chained, faithful servant who will
break free and join his Master. You were the one, weren't you, the one who betrayed
the Potters? Not my godfather, but you. You told him where they were hiding. You
were responsible for me being sent to the Dursleys, weren't you, you silly little
man?"
"Addams, what are you-"
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Harry waved a hand behind him and Professor Snape's mouth was sewn shut.
Painlessly, of course. He wanted none but Pettigrew's screams to fill the night.
"Answer me, little man." He hissed, and his voice was dark and heavy.
"N-no, I would never! Lily - James -"
"Don't say their names, you traitor!" Black roared, but Lupin caught his arms. His
amber eyes were glowing with the wolf's energy, but he held it back, like he always
had. It was howling, though, he could hear it in his ears, calling for the Power that it
could smell.
"Remus - Sirius - my old friends -"
"You have no friends here, little man. But you have use. Yes indeed."
And this was the feeling that he craved, this Power, beautiful delicious Power in
his mouth, filling him, making him stronger. It spilled over his hand as he thrust it
into Pettigrew's stomach, past skin and muscle, into the hotness that was like a
smooth burn. Wednesday would be proud. He had never let this visceral ferocity fill
him before, but it was this that he had felt the night he had ended the Dursleys.
Ended their lives and their beatings and their words and all the stupidity they had
heaped on him for five years, all their hatred for anything different, and it was
because of this man at the end of his arm, this worthless, slimy little man, useless
except for his blood and his pain and his screams.
He ripped his hand out, trailing stomach lining and intestines and cast a
Blood-Replenishing spell directly into the almost-corpse. Another wave had the
gaping wound sewn up without anesthesia. There was still much more fun to be had
here, and he was absolutely going to have his wicked way with it. He allowed
Pettigrew to faint. It would be just as fun waking him up later.
He licked his hand and turned, his eyes now on the silent ghost. He could still feel
the pull at his Power. He knew what had been going on now. Tom had been sucking
at his Power, using it to become stronger, and replacing it with his own damaged
magic. It showed in his darkening hair and the color of his eyes, reddish still though
there was little light.
"Crucio!" the ghost intoned, and a red light shot out of the ring straight at him.
It struck Lupin in the chest and the werewolf fell with a scream.
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Harry was on the ring before anyone else could move, and he did what he had
wanted to do ever since the train. He bit into the silver, found the dark, pulsing,
filthy core and ate it.
-.-.-.--.-.-."So, now you know what my family is really like, how do you feel about living with
us?"
They were in the Forbidden Forest, sitting in one of the Acromantulas' clearings.
He could hear the clicking of their fangs high in the forest canopy, and the howl of a
werewolf being free for the first time. Harry was sitting on Pettigrew's bound body,
watching his godfather. Snape was there too, lashed to a tree because he had tried
to flay Black's skin from his bones the second he had had his mouth untied.
"I- I don't know, Harry. I don't approve of torture, butafter what Pettigrew
did" The haunted look in his godfather's eyes had returned. "It's wrong to like it, I
know"
"Wrong? Why would it be wrong? He deserved it." He stepped down on a
wriggling hand and heard the satisfying crunch. "And so much more. Would you like
a turn?"
"But Dumbledore has-"
"He is no clean soul, as much as he would have you believe it. He has done a few
Dark things in his time, much worse than what I have done tonight, and the only
reason he is shining so much now is because he is trying to atone for what he
perceives as mistakes." He saw his godfather's eyes wander to the shadows of the
forest. Harry knew his thoughts were on his only surviving best friend. "He will feel
better after his run, much better than if he had tried to continue in his denial. The
more you try to ignore something like that, the more it will get out of control. Being
a werewolf is not a curse. It is a weapon, and like every weapon, it merely depends
on the user. He will be happier."
"How do you know?" Black said, a sob in his voice though he was too proud a man
to actually let the tears fall. "You are the only family I have, you and Remus, and all I
want in this world is to know you're happy. It was all I could think about in Azkaban,
being with you, being free. So tell me, how do you know?"
Ice-cold lips left their imprint on his forehead. "You'll find out soon. You and
Professor Lupin are coming with me to America, and I won't take no for an answer."
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-.-.-.--.-.-.Harry had been right. His family had been ecstatic at the thought of more people
filling the ancient house, and when they had heard that they wouldn't just be
visiting, well
"This, old man, is our piecederesistance!" Gomez said proudly to a stunned Sirius
as he showed him to the library. He pulled out the book Greed, and the passage
opened, leading them into the Room of Chains. "Pull one, any one!"
"Harveste has told us that you are a werewolf." Morticia said with a smile. Remus
stood with her in the old ballroom as they set up for another family reunion. "It's
wonderful news. Fester will have someone to howl with him at last. And of course,
you have to meet Cousin It and his family. It's an old family legend that their
great-great-great grandfather on their side was a werewolf. He has abnormally
luxurious hair."
The water tube beside them bubbled as two forms zoomed past in the sky-blue
liquid.
A few seconds later, Gomez and Sirius were spat out into the garden in a cushion
of fish. Sirius was laughing for the first time in thirteen years, his eyes alight with
boyish glee.
Draco ran past them, a trail of darts and arrows in his wake. He shimmied up a
dead tree and jumped down at Blaise, who nimbly stepped out of the way and
parried with an axe. Hermione was on the both of them in a second, a huge staff in
her hands. Wednesday was digging another grave for one of her cats. Pugsley was
watching the sparring trio, waiting for the right time to throw a smoke bomb filled
with forks.
And Harry sat on Aunt Maladora's tombstone, his arm around the marble bust,
smiling at the scene before him. It was good to be home.
-.-.-.--.-.-.Harry ran his fingers over the smooth ivory keys. He hadn't played in ages.
But the music was still there, hiding behind his eyes. All they needed was a single
note to bring them out.
The music was light, lilting gently through the air, rousing everyone from their
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beds. It coursed down his arms like a breeze, his fingers sure and steady, never
missing a beat. He composed as he went along and slowly, his eyes slid shut, the
notes becoming more physical. He could feel them, whispering past his ear as he
played, glancing over his skin and cheeks before disappearing into the early
morning air.
"Tish?"
An arm crept around Morticia Addams' waist as she looked over the banister at
her son, taller now than when he had started playing all those years ago, but still
dwarfed among the huge copper pipes. Only the bulk of Lurch could even attempt to
be larger than the ancient organ. Harveste's hair was tied back, his favorite green
ribbon now frayed but still in use.
"Oh, my Gomez."
"What is it, querida?"
"The music," She whispered, her gleaming dark eyes unblinking and looking a
little teary. Now she knew what was wrong with her beloved, her deadly nightmare
of a viper, why he had been feeling so out of sorts. "Can't you hear it? Our son's in
love."
"Ah, another ladykiller. We need more in this world."
-.-.-.--.-.-..
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Waaaaaah, it's darker and more serious than the other two! I think I'm delving
into the first Harveste I made. Should I have killed Crabbe? It wasn't it my notes,
but Harveste was all pouty that Wednesday was already three down And Blaise
was getting very angry that Draco and Hermione were having all the fun *smile*
May I just say, twistyguru, that merely looking over your fics has given me very,
very, very bad thoughts as to Cedric'sposition later on. I'm afraid to read them,
but I shall, totally, later, when Harveste lets go of my braincells. Well done to
Fez8745, who guessed what the ring was! Thank you for the support, everyone, I
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love reading your reviews! Please continue to shower our Harveste Addams with
your dark love, and look forward to the fourth installment! With Horcruxes!
Aaaaaaand our dear Tom!

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