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A Monthly News Magazine from the Capital Region to the South Asian Community
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Asrar At-Tanzil
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All
Chargeability
Areas Except
Those Listed
F1
01 AUG 07
01 AUG 07
01 AUG 07
22 OCT 94
01 FEB 05
F2A
22 JUN 13
22 JUN 13
22 JUN 13
22 MAY 12
22 JUN 13
F2B
08 JUL 08
08 JUL 08
08 JUL 08
01 JAN 95
22 MAR 04
F3
22 JAN 04
22 JAN 04
22 JAN 04
22 FEB 94
01 AUG 93
F4
15 MAY 02
15 MAY 02
15 MAY 02
01 JUN 97
08 SEP 91
of U.S. Citizens:
23,400, plus any
numbers not required by first and second
preferences.
Fourth: (F4) Brothers and Sisters of Adult
U.S. Citizens: 65,000, plus any numbers
not required by first three preferences.
On the chart below, the listing of a date for
any class indicates that the class is
oversubscribed (see paragraph 1); "C"
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Nisreen Poonawala
passes away
SCHENECTADY, NY - Nisreen
Poonawala, beloved wife of a
community leader and promanent
travel agent Speedwings Travel,
Fakharuddin Poonawala and
mother of Insiya and Ameer
Poonawala passes away due to
heart attack, here this month. May
god bless her soul and keep her in
peace. She was 52 years old and
perfectly fine.
Meanwhile another community
member Shrimati Usha G. Bhatia,
wife of late Shri Gurmukhdas K.
Bhatia, passes away last month.
She lived a full and vibrant life for 86
years. She is survived by her sons
Haresh, Girish, Anil, and Sunil
Bhatia, her daughters Sunita
Lalwani, Kamla Gandhi, Jaishri
Sidhwaney, and Neetu Bhatia and
their families. May god bless her
soul and keep her in peace.
IDENTITY
Funny Jokes
CYCLONE
Bank manager asks Sardar in an
interview: "What is cyclone"
Sardar: "It is the loan given to
purchase a cycle" .
SKELETON
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting, but forgot to stop
it!!
STARTING SALARY
PASSWORD
Sardar was drawing money from
ATM.
A person, who was just behind him
in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa!
I've seen your password. Its 4
asterisks (****).
Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You
are wrong. Its 1258."
POWDER, LIPSTICK
FOREIGNER
After returning home from a
foreign trip, sardar asked his wife:
"Do I look like a foreigner ?"
Wife: "No.. Why ?"
Sardar: "In London, a lady asked
me whether I am a foreigner !!"
MISTAKE
Sardar was writing past tense of "I
make a mistake"
Guess what he wrote ?
"I was made by a mistake"
HA, HA, HA
Sardar was getting bitten by
mosquitos the whole nite.
He got irritated. He drank the
poison and said:
"Ab kaato saalo... Sab maroge"
SMART SON
Dad: What would you like to be
when you grow up son?
Son: I want to be a garbage
collector Dad!
Dad: What?! A garbage collector
of all professions?! Why?!
Son: Because I have seen them
work only once a week!
TRICK-OR-TREAT
IN MEMORIAM
Seeing her friend Sally wearing a
new locket, Meg asks if there is a
memento of some sort inside.
Yes, says Sally, a lock of my
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husbands hair.
But Larrys still alive.
I know, but his hair is gone
A DIME A DOZEN
While visiting a retirement
community, my wife and I decided to
do some shopping and soon became
separated.
"Excuse me," I said, approaching
a clerk. "Im looking for my wife. She
has white hair and is wearing white
shoes."
Gesturing around the store, the
clerk responded, "Take your pick.n
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25 wedding anniversary of Shaukat and Pricella (left)' Shafqat and Elishba (right)
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ts been a hectic few months for 12time Grand Slam winner and
doubles ace, Mahesh Bhupathi.
Back from the Australian Open,
basking in the glory of the grande
success of IPTL, he is thrilled at giving
the traditional game a jazzy impetus.
The biggest coup was the once-in-alifetime opportunity for Indian tennis
buffs to see the Roger and Novak
show in New Delhi. The innovative
league, inspired by the IPL featured
the biggest names in the game
Andre Agassi, Serena Williams, Maria
Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic.
But Hesh is not one to rest on his
laurels, in fact, he has no time to rest.
He is already busy planning to make
the next IPTL bigger and better. In a
telephonic interview, Bhupathi
speaks about how he plans to take the
game forward and you can almost
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Terrorism
Militant Organizations like TTP,
BLA, Sect base Militant
Organizations have strengthened
themselves by recruiting
brainwashed young lads, using them
against Pakistan Armed Forces.
Formation of IS on the borders of Iraq
and Syria, and Al-Qaeda South Asia
based on Militants of different
ethnicity are surely the next biggest
threat for World Peace particularly
Pakistan.
Groups like TTP, BLA and BLF that
are supported by RAW, MOSSAD,
CIA and NDS with their base camps
mostly funded by RAW via its
consulates being setup inside
Afghanistan-Pakistan border.
PTI was the final hope for
Pakistanis, that turned out to be a big
disappointed because of his no clear
policies on Terrorism, Economy,
Health, Education and Governance
and rather focusing on KPK kept itself
on the roads protesting against the
systematically Rigged Elections held
after PPP Government completed its
5 years tenure and setup a care taker
government.
Dharna
Imran Khan, who aimed to uproot
the status quo from Pakistans
Political Arena seemed helpless at
the hands of Electable in PTI, who
once were the part of the same status
quo parties against whom Mr. Khan
was fighting.
D I Khan Jail Break, APS School
Attack are the main two incidents that
took place under his partys ruled
province (KPK) that raised eye brows
of his voters.
Under su ch circumst ances
considering Countrys Law & Order
Situation, Political Instability and
Increasing Influence of Takfiri Militant
O rg a n i z at i on s l ik e I S i n i t s
surroundings, another possible war
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ROWNSVILLE, TX - A federal
judge in Texas temporarily
blocked the Obama
administrations executive actions on
immigration. The judge, responding
to a suit filed by 26 Republican-run
states, did not rule on the legality of
immigration orders but said there was
sufficient merit to the challenge to
warrant a suspension while the case
goes forward.
No law gave the administration the
power to give 4.3 million removable
aliens what the Department of
Homeland Security itself labels as
legal presence, the judge said in a
memorandum opinion. In fact the law
mandates that these illegally-present
individuals be removed. The
Department of Homeland Security
has adopted a new rule that
substantially changes both the status
and employability of millions.
The Obama orders would offer a
legal reprieve to the undocumented
parents of U.S. citizens and
permanent residents who have
resided in the country for at least five
years. This would remove the
constant threat of deportation. Many
could also receive work permits.
They would also expand the 2012
Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals
(DACA) program that allows certain
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
County Executive McCoy Recaps
Successes of 2014 and New Initiatives for 2015
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Turkey, US Sign Deal To Train, Arm Syrian Rebels: US Embassy
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Federal judge in Texas blocks Obama immigration orders
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State worker Wajahat Ali Abbasi
charged with selling bogus items at work
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Pakistan: the state power play
By Mohiuddin Aazim
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Only options that we have! Pervez Musharraf
By: Amaan Tareen
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A brilliant league of his own
By Shashi Sunny
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Funny Jokes
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Visa Bulletin For March 2015 Cut-off Dates
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