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Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and
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feel the glares of my cousin,
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my uncle, and my aunt
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I can't believe how cruel they are
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and it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never
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ever give me what I want
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I know I don't deserve these
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stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on
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Privet Drive
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I can't take all of these muggles
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but despite all of my struggles
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I'm still alive
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I'm sick of summer and this waiting around
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man it's September and I'm skipping this town
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Hey it's no mystery
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there's nothing here for me now
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I gotta get back to Hogwarts
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I gotta get back to school
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I gotta get myself to Hogwarts
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Where everybody knows I'm cool
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Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
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to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
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It's all that I love and it's all that I need at
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts
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I think I'm going back
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I'll see my friends gonna laugh 'till we cry
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Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
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No way this year anyone's gonna die
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and it's gonna be totally awesome
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I'll cast some spells with the flick of my wand
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Defeat the Dark Arts, yeah bring it on
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and do it all with my best friend Ron
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'cause together we're totally awesome
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Ron: Yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome!
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Did somebody say Ron Weasley?
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Harry: What's up buddy?
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Ron: Hey, what's up?
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Hey, sorry it took me so long to get here
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Hey, sorry it took me so long to get here
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I had to go get some... Floo Powder
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but uh, we gotta get going- come on get your trunk let's go
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Where we going?
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To Diagon Alley of course!
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Harry: Cool!
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Ron: Come on!
Harry: Cool!
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Ron: Come on!
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Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power! Floo Powder power!
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It's been so long, but we're going back
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Don't go for work, don't go there for class
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As long as we're together, gonna kick some ass
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and it's gonna be totally awesome!
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This year we'll take everybody by storm
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stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm
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Hermione: But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
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if we want to pass our O.W.L.s
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God Hermione, why do you have to be such a buzzkill?
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Because guys, school's not all about having fun
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We need to study hard if we want to be good witches and wizards
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I may be frumpy but I'm super smart
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Check out my grades, they're A's for a start!
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What I lack in looks well I make up in heart
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and well guys, yeah that's totally awesome!
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This year I plan to study a lot
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Ron: That would be cool if you were actually hot!
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Harry: Hey Ron, come on, we're the only friend's that she's got
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Harry: And that's cool
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Hermione: And that's totally awesome
Harry: And that's cool
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Yeah, it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!
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We're sick of summer and this waiting around
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it's like we're sitting in the lost and found
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Don't take no sorcery for anyone to see how
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We gotta get back to Hogwarts!
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We gotta get back to school
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We gotta get back to Hogwarts
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Where everything is magic-cooool
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts
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I think we're going back
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Ginny: Ron...!
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You're supposed to take me to Madame Malkin's and use those sickles mom gave
you for my robe fitting!
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Harry: Uh who's this?
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This is stupid little dumb sister Ginny. She's a freshmen.
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Ginny, this is Harry. Harry Potter
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This is Harry Potter
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You're Harry Potter... you're The Boy Who Lived
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Yeah, and you're Ginny
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It's Ginevra
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Cool... Ginny's fine
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Stupid sister!
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Don't crowd the famous friend
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Hermione: Hey, do you guys hear music or something?
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Harry: Music? What are you talking about?
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Ron: Yeah, someone's coming
Harry: Music? What are you talking about?
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Ron: Yeah, someone's coming
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Harry: Someone's coming...
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Cho Chang!
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Domo arigato. Cho Chang!
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Gung Hey Fat, Choy Chang
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Happy, happy New Year
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Cho Chang!
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Ginny: Whoa... who's that?
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Harry: That's Cho Chang
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Ron: That's the girl Harry's totally been in love with since freshmen year
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Hermione: Yeah but he won't say anything to her
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Ron: Well yeah, you never tell a girl you like her it makes you look like an idiot
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Ginny: Konnichiwa Cho Chang
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It is good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley
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Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!
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That's Lavender Brown!
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Racist sister!
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Harry: Racist, yeah that's racist
Racist sister!
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Harry: Racist, yeah that's racist
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Hey, it's alright!
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I'm Cho Chang y'all
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Harry: She is totally perfect!
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Ron: Yeah, too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though, huh?
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What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory?
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What is that? Who is that guy?
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Cedric: Cho Chang...
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I am so in love, with Cho Chang
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from Bangkok to Ding Dang
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I sing my love aloud for Cho Chang
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Harry: I hate that guy! I hate him!
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Ron: So are we gonna get those robes or not?
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Ginny: Okay alright I'm going!
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Ron: God sister!
Ginny: Okay alright I'm going!
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Ron: God sister!
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Goyle: Present your arm nerd!
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Neville: W-what what why?
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Goyle: Indian Burn Hex!
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Ron: Crabbe and Goyle...
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Harry: Hey, hey why don't you leave Neville Longbottom alone, huh?
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Ginny: Are you okay?
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Goyle: Well, well, well if it isn't Harry Potter
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You think all because you're famous, you can boss everyone around!
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Harry: No I just don't think it's cool for guys of your size to be picking on guys like
Neville, come on!
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Oh well you know what I think?
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I think glasses are for nerds!
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Break!
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We hate nerds!
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Crabbe: And girls!
We hate nerds!
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Ron: Well you asked for it
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You don't mess with Harry Potter, he beat the Dark Lord when he was a baby!
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Hermione: Alright, everyone just calm down
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Oculus Reparo!
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Whoa cool!
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Now let's leave these big baby childish jerks alone!
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Did someone say Draco Malfoy?
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Harry: What do you want, Draco?
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Draco: Crabbe, Goyle
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Be a pair of turtle doves so go pay for my robes will you?
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So... Potter! Back for another year of Hogwarts are you?
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Maybe this year you'll wise up and hang out with a higher caliber of wizard!
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Harry: Hey listen
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Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world, I wouldn't trade them
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Have it your way
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Wait... don't tell me!
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Red hair, hand-me-down clothes, and a stupid complexion...
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You must be a Weasley!
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Ron: Oh my God lay off Malfoy! She may be a pain in the ass, okay?
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but she's my pain in the ass
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Well isn't this cute?
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It's like a little loser family!
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Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs
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Luckily next year...
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I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!
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This year you bet, gonna get out of here
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The reign of Malfoy is drawing near
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I'll have the greatest wizard career
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It's gonna be totally awesome!
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Look out world for the dawn of the day
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when everyone will do
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Whatever I say!
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and Potter won't be in my way
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and then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!
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Goyle: Yeah you'll be the one who is totally awesome!
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Hermione: Guys come on we're gonna miss the train!
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Who knows how fast this year's gonna go?
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Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow
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Harry: Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho!
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Ron: Oh no, that'd be way too awesome
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We're back to learn everything that we can
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It's great to come back to where we began
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and here we are- and Alakazam!
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Here we go, this is totally awesome!
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Come on and teach us everything you know
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The summer's over and we're itching to go
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Neville: I think we're ready for
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Albus Dumbledore!
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Dumbledore: Welcoooooome
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all of you to Hogwarts
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I welcome all of you to school
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Did you know that here at Hogwarts
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we've got a hidden swimming pool?
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Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
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Welcome hotties, nerds, and tools
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Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts
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I'd like to go over just a couple of rules
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My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am headmaster at Hogwarts
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You can all call me Dumbledore
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Of course you could always call me Albus if you wanted detention
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I'm just kidding, I'll expel you if you call me Albus
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts
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Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
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To Griffindor! Hufflepuff! Ravenclaw!
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SLYTHERINS!
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Back to the place where our story begins at
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts
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Dumbledore: I'm sorry what's it's name?
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Dumbledore: I'm sorry what's it's name?
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts
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Dumbledore: I didn't hear you kids!
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts
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Harry: Man I'm glad I'm back
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Welcome to another magical year at Hogwarts
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and a very special welcome to my favorite student
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Mister Harry Potter
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He killed Voldemort when he was just a baby
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He's even got that little lightning scar on his forehead to prove it
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And another very special welcome to our newest addition to Griffindor,
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Mister Ginny-
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Excuse me, Misses Ginny Weasley
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Ginny: Yeah, I'm a girl... and um, also
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Aren't we supposed to be sorted by the Sorting Hat?
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Dumbledore: Well um, a funny thing happened to the Sorting Hat
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He actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing
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So he and the Scarf of Sexual Preference
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aren't going to be back until next year
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Basically I've just been putting anybody who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor
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anybody who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin
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and the other two could just go wherever the hell they want
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I don't really care
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Cedric: Hufflepuffs are particularly good Finders!
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What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
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Anyway it's time for me to introduce my very good friend
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our own Potions professor,
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Mister Severus Snape
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Ron: Aw man
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That Snape, I'd hoped they'd fired that guy
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Ginny: Why? What's wrong with Professor Snape?
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Ron: Uh, nothing. He's just, uh
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the Devil
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Ron: He's Harry's nemesis, look at him
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Harry: Come on Ron, he's really not that bad. I don't know what you're talking
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Snape: Harry Potter...
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Detention
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What?
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For talking out of turn
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Now before we begin, I'm going to give you all your very, very first
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Pop quiz
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Hermione: Yesss...
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Can anyone tell me what a Portkey is?
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Ah yes, Miss Granger
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A Portkey is an enchanted object that when touched
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will transport the one or ones who touch it to anywhere in the globe decided
upon by the enchanter
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Ah very good...
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Now can anyone tell me what foreshadowing is?
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Yes Miss Granger?
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Foreshadowing is a dramatic device in which an important plot point
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is mentioned earlier in the story to return later in a more significant way
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Perfect!
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So... What's a- what's a Portkey exactly?
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Hermione: Oh, a Portkey is something that when you touch it, it will transport you
anywhere
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Ron: Not youHermione: Oh, a Portkey is something that when you touch it, it will transport you
anywhere
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Oh my God...
Hermione: Oh, a Portkey is something that when you touch it, it will transport you
anywhere
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And remember a Portkey can be any sort of seemly harmless object like
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a football or...
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A dolphin
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Professor?
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Can like a person be a Portkey?
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No that's absurd
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Because then if a person were to touch themselves...
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They would constantly be transported into different places
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A person can however be a Horcrux
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What's a... what's a Horcrux?
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I'm not even going to tell you Harry, you'll find out soon enough
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Professor, what is the point of this quiz?
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Oh no, no no point in particular
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Just important information that everyone should know
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Especially you
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Now moving right along, we've got our four houses in all
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Gryffindor
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Ravenclaw
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Hufflepuff
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Cedric: Find!
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Snape: What?
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And Slytherin
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Now traditionally...
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Ten points from Gryffindor
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for Miss Granger's excessive baby fat
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Thanks Hermione
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Traditionally the house with the most points at the end of the year would win the
House Cup
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however this year we're doing things a bit differently
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Here to introduce it is our new Professor of the Dark Arts
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Professor Quirrell
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Harry: Ow ow oww
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Hermione: Harry, what's wrong?
Harry: Ow ow oww
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Hermione: Harry, what's wrong?
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The House Cup
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a time honored tradition
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for centuries-
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Draco: Go home terrorist!
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For centuries... the four houses of Hogwarts
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have competed for the honor and glory of holding the title of House Champion
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But where does this competition come from and what are the roots of the
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The House Cup Tournament began with the first generation of Hogwarts students
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That was a rhetorical question
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Dumbledore: Granger, quit interrupting. Twenty points from Gryffindor
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Ron: Thanks Hermione
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Quirrell: As I was saying...
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When the tournament first originated it was one of a completely different sort
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One champion from each of the four houses would complete a series of
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Challenges- the winner would not only win the cup
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He would also win eternal glory
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Hermione: Kind of like a House Cup- or no, a Triwizard Tournament!
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Quirrell: Yes. Sort of like the Triwizard Tournament
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except no, not like that at all
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There are four houses
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How can it be the Triwizard Tournament with four teams?
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Well uh Professor if I remember correctly
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the House Cup Tournament was disbanded after one semester
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when one of its students was killed during the first task
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Yes, it is very dangerous
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but the rewards far outweigh the risks
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I don't think you heard me. I just said somebody died!
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Dumbledore: Hermione Granger shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth
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and quit interrupting. Twenty more points!
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Ron: Thanks Hermione!
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God...
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For the cleverest witch of your age, you really can be a dumbass sometimes
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Ten points to Dumbledore
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Yes, yes well it will be very dangerous
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but the winner will be remembered as a hero for ages to come
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And as professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts
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I believe that this practical application is exactly what the curriculum needs to-
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ACHOO!
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Dumbledore: Gesundheit
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Did your turban just sneeze?
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W-what? N-no
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I could have sworn I heard a sneeze coming from your direction but your mouth
wasn't moving
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No... that-
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That was simply a fart, excuse me
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ACHOO!
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Harry: Ow ow oww! Oww, oh...
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Jeez... oh my God oww
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Quirrell: I must be going
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ACHOO!
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Quirrell: I've simply farted once more, excuse me.
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Dumbledore: In co-ordinance with the newly resurrected House Cup
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a champion from each house will be selected to compete
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So Snape, would you do us the honors please?
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Yes headmaster
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First, from the Ravenclaw house...
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Miss Cho Chang
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Oh my God I've won- I can't believe it, y'all!
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And next from Hufflepuff...
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a Mister Cedric Diggory
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Well I don't find this surprising at all
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Cho: I find it perfect
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now I can spend more time with my beloved boyfriend
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I'm glad as well my darling
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Snape: And next, from the Slytherin house...
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A Draco Malfoy
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I finally beat you didn't I, Potter?
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What do you think of that, huh?
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I'm the champion this time!
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Dumbledore: Draco would you sit down you little shit?
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Champion's just a title
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Snape: And finally from the Gryffindor house...
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Oh my
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Well isn't this curious?
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The one person in all of Hogwarts whom I have a well-known grudge against
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is suddenly in a tournament where he may very well lose his life
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Neville: If it's me, I'll apologize to my fellow Gryffindors right now for losing
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Sit down you inarticulate bumble
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It's Harry Potter
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Dumbledore: Well here they are folks, the four Hogwarts champions
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I want all of you to start preparing immediately because the first task is in two
months
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and it could be anything
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So let's get to it!
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Cho Chang! Cho Chang! Cho Chang! Cho Chang!
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Draco: Malfoy! Malfoy! Mal- Mal...
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Ron: Harry
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You got this tournament in the bag
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I don't know man... Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome-
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NOT!
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He sucks. We're totally gonna win, it's in the bag
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I don't know, Harry
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Ron: OH MY GOD
I don't know, Harry
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Ron: OH MY GOD
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Hermione, shut up.
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Why do you have you rain on everybody's parade?
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Because, Ron, this is dangerous!
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Dangerous? Oh come on Hermione, how dangerous can it be?
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Especially for me
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Well- you're not invincible, Harry. Somebody died in this tournament.
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Uh, I'm The Boy That Lived
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Not died. Duhh
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What's the worst that can happen?
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And I don't know about that Quirrell character
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You know, first he resurrects some horrible ancient tournament
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Then- then he bumps into you and your scar starts to hurt
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and you have to admit, there is something really funky about the back of his
head
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Come on, think about it
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Professor Quirrell is a professor, and who hires the professors?
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Dumbledore
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The smartest, most awesomest
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Practical wizard
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Beautiful wizard
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in the whole world
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Why... why would he possibly hire somebody who's trying to hurt me?
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W-What about Snape?
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Yeah what about him?
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He's hated you for years
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and he's hated your parents too, Harry, everybody knows that
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and he just so happens to pick your name out of the House Cup, out of hundreds
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if not, five possible Gryffindors?
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Yeah... what a coincidence. We lucked out
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No- no Harry, I don't think it is a coincidence
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When you defeated Voldemort, you made a lot of enemies. Ones you may not
even know about
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Harry: Okay
even know about
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even know about
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Harry: Alright cool, so let me get this straight
even know about
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Harry: Alright cool, so let me get this straight
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So you're saying that this tournament, is just one big ploy to try and kill me
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Hermione: I mean, I don't know! Maybe?
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Anyway I just think it's dangerous and I don't think you should do it
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Alright Hermione if it means that much to you...
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I'll drop out
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Oh thank you Harry
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Ron: Wait, wait
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WHAT?
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The House Cup?
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What about all the eternal glory you'd win? Come on!
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Hey... eternal glory
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I've already got that
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Besides, Neville will be a great champion!
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Ron: No, no, no
Besides, Neville will be a great champion!
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Ron: No, no, no
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I do not want Schlongbottom to be my champion
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Okay all you have to do- Oh look
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There's Dumbledore. Why don't you just talk to him now and tell him that you're
dropping out?
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Um... listen, listen Hermione
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Dumbledore and I are really, really cool. We're super tight
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and I don't want him to think that I'm being lazy or disrespectful or anything
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So can you just tell-? Why don't you tell him? Just tell him that I want to work on
school or something
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Alright? Hey
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You got this one. You're the best
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Hermione: Alright... okay
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Harry: You got it
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Harry: Don't worry about it
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Dumbledore?
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Yes Granger?
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I need to talk to you for a moment. It's about the House Cup tournament
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Um... well first of all, I think it's an awful idea, but um
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Second of all, I don't think Harry Potter should compete
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Granger why do you always gotta be such a big ol' stick in the mud, huh?
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Pray, tell me why Harry Potter should not compete
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Uh... because he- wants to study
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Granger, nobody studies at Hogwarts except for you
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Uh, okay well he- he wants to focus on the O.W.L.s
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Why couldn't Harry have told me this himself? He thinks I'm cool
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We're tight!
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Ahh... Profess-
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I'm a really bad liar, okay? I-
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I think it's a ruse. A set up
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And I even think Snape might be trying to kill Harry Potter
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Dumbledore: Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest,
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sexiest men I have ever met
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Severus Snape is trying to kill Harry Potter just about as much as he's trying to
kill me
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Huh?
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Snape: Oh why Professor Dumbledore...
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I just happened to be in the kitchen and I made you this
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delicious sandwich...
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Why thank you Severus! Do you see, Granger? How thoughtful
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Here you are Professor
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Bomb-appetit
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I mean-
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Bon appetit...
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Um... is that sandwich ticking?
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It looks like it's licking
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Finger-licking good
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Professor, I don't think you should eat that sandwich!
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Come on Granger, you gotta listen to Snape more often
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You might even get a sandwich out of it, I don't know
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Dumbledore: Granger, what the hell-?
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Granger, what are you doing!?
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You dog-gone exploded my sandwich!
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Hermione: I'm sorry Sir!
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Hey, even if I did believe that Harry Potter was in danger
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He has to compete! You see that cup?
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Hermione: Yes!
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It's enchanted
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Whoever's name comes out of the cup has to compete or the results would be
bad
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What do you mean bad?
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Well, try to imagine your entire life stopping instantaneously
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and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light
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A total plutonic reversal!
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Yeah... so you see he has to compete
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then- Hermione if it makes you feel any better
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the last guy who died in the tournament was a Hufflepuff
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So um...
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I'll keep my eyes open, and nothing's gonna get past ol' Dumbledore
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I gotta go make myself another sandwich
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although I don't know how it's gonna be as good as the last one
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The last one ticked!
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Because it was a bomb...
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Harry, I'm so sorry but-
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I-I think you're going to have to compete in the House Cup tournament
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But don't worry. I won't rest until I found out what the first task is gonna be
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And I'll sabotage all the other champions so you win by default
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Alright, awesome
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Draco: Well...
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Isn't this touching?
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Oh my God just butt out, Malfoy
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Goyle and I have a bet, you know
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He says you won't last five minutes in this tournament
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I disagree
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I say you won't last five minutes...
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at Pigfarts!
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What? Alright, Malfoy, what-
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What is Pigfarts?
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Oh! Never heard of it?
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Hah, figures...
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Famous Potter doesn't even know about Pigfarts
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Malfoy, don't act like you don't want to talk about it
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That's like the ninth time you've mentioned Pigfarts. What is Pigfarts?
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Pigfarts is only the greatest wizarding school in the galaxy
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It's where I'm being transferred next year
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Hermione: Malfoy, I've never heard of that
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Draco: That's because Pigfarts...
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is on Mars
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Harry: Malfoy, you know, we're trying to have a conversation here
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so you could just leave us alone
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Oh! No, I'm not even here
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So anyways, I think we could out what the first task from Dumbledore
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Draco: Dumbledore! Pfft!
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What an old coot!
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He's nothing like Rumbleroar!
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Goyle: RUMBLEROAR!
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Harry: Anyway, like I was saying-
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Draco: Rumbleroar is the headmaster at Pigfarts
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He's a lion...
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who can talk
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Malfoy, if you don't mind we're trying to have a conversation here
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it's not like- you're not even eating. Get out of here!
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Well I can't help it if we can hear everything you say. We're the only ones in here
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Well just- come on Malfoy. Just get out of here, please?
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Draco: Where are we supposed to go?
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Harry: Uh, I don't know, uh, Pigfarts
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Now you're just being cute
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I can't go to Pigfarts
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It's on Mars
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You need a rocketship
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Do you have a rocketship, Potter?
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Bet you do!
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You know not all of us inherited
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enough money to buy out NASA when our parents die
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Look at this! Look at this
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Look it- Rocketship Potter!
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Starkid Potter
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Moonshoes Potter
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Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts
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Harry: Alright that's it. This is the most misguided way to try to make me feel
jealous
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I don't care if you make fun of me
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but if you bring my parents into this, it's a whole other story
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Draco: Whoa! Not so fast- Potter!
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Oh Crabbe! Goyle!
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Harry: Oh sure just behind- just
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Goyle: BACK OFF NERD!
Harry: Oh sure just behind- just
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Goyle: BACK OFF NERD!
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Harry: Whoa! Scared, scared!
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Not so tough now, are you, Potter?
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Maybe you should hang out with someone better than that lollygagging Ginger
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and his stupid Mudblood girlfriend
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Hermione: Oh that is it, Malfoy!
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Jelly-legs Jinx!
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Draco: Oh come on
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Goyle: Hey no fair our legs are jelly!
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Take it back Malfoy!
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Draco: Take what back?
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Take back what you said about your stupid made-up space school
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Ron: Yeah and all that stuff about Hermione being my girlfriend
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that's not even a little bit true
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Hermione: And say you're sorry for calling me a you-know-what!
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Malfoy: I'm sorry!
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And you promise you'll never do it again?
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I promise!
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Hermione: Alright
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Now next time we tell you to leave us alone you better do it
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Come on Harry, Ron, let's get out of here
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Besides you... already ate all my lunch
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Harry: Wow, thanks Hermione
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Hermione: Yeah
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Unjellify!
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Ron: Wow that was like the most badass thing I've ever seen
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Too bad no one was here to see it though. It was like an outburst of pent-up
aggression
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It was like ARGHH HERMIONE!
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Wow...
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That sucked royal Hippogriff!
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We got beat by a girl, who is a nerd
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Draco: I didn't mean what I said, you know
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Pigfarts is real
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Am I... am I bleeding?
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Goyle?
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No!
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I thought maybe it was
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m-maybe it was a little bit
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I've never been pushed down like that by a girl
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Maybe I shouldn't call her a Mud-
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Whatever
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I can't believe I couldn't figure out the counter-curse was just Unjellify
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Draco: Right, well I'm not surprised
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Come on let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place
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Quirrell: Fools!
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They're all fools
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They think they're safe
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They think they're back for another fun year of learning shenanigans at Hogwarts
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Little do they know the danger that's lurking right under their noses
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Or should I say, on the back
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of their heads?
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Voldemort: I can't breathe in that damn turban!
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I'm sorry my Lord, it's a necessary precaution
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for if they knew that you lived
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That when Harry Potter destroyed you, your soul lived on
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Yes, that when my body was destroyed I was forced to live in the Forbidden
Forest
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eating bugs and mushrooms and- ugh
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unicorn blood
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Quirrel: Until I found you and let you attach yourself to my soul
unicorn blood
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Quirrel: Until I found you and let you attach yourself to my soul
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Yes, nobody must know any of that
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Now...
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Quirrell!
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Get me some water!
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Now Quirrell!
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Pour it in my mouth!
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Your plan to infiltrate Hogwarts on the back of my head
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is going swimmingly, my liege
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Yes, yes, yes I'm done with the water!
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We must not have anymore foul ups like tonight in the Great Hall
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I'm sorry my Lord, you sneezed
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Voldemort: I know that!
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Get me some Nasonex, you swine!
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Wash that turban!
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It tickles my nose
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Quirrel: Yes my Dark King...
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Voldemort: Okay, just
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relax with the Dark King, okay? I...
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I watch you wipe your butt daily
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You can call me Voldemort, we're there
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We've reached that point
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Yes, yes my
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Voldemort
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Now Quirrell
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Get us ready for bed
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We must be well rested if we wish to kill Potter
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Tonight in the Great Hall
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He was so close
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I could have touched him
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Revenge is at my fingertips, Quirrell
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I can taste it
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It tastes like...
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Cool mint
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Quirrell: That's our Listerine, Voldemort
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Yes, excellent
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Well, er... goodnight Quirrell
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Quirrell: Goodnight
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Okay, okay, I can't do this
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You gotta roll over
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I can't sleep on my tummy
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Quirrell: I always sleep on my back, I have back troubles
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it's the only way I'm comfortable
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Voldemort: You roll over right now or I'll
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I'll eat your pillow!
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You'll be having a dream that you're eating a giant marshmallow
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but really you'll wake up, and your favorite goose feather pillow will be missing
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Quirrell: Fine, we'll compromise. We'll sleep on our sides
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Okay I guess I can do this
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Quirrell: Now goodnight
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Goodnight Quirrell
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Hey Quirrell
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How long have those robes been on that chair?
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Quirrell: I think they're from last night. I just put them there for now
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Well are you planning on putting them in a hamper?
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What's your plan for these?
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I figured I'd just leave them there for now and maybe put them away in the
morning, okay?
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No!
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No, no that's not okay
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I can't go to sleep knowing that there are dirty clothes on that chair
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The chair's going to start to smell like dirty clothes
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Quirrell: Look, I promise I'll put them away in the morning
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You put them away right now!
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I command you to get up and
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fold them at least!
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Make it into a neat pile
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Look, if we're going to be in this situation for a while
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we're going to have to live with each other
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Now I've been single for all of my life and I have some habits
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and sometimes I leave laundry around
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Well I believe that everything has its place
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Muggles have their place
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Mudbloods have their place
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and so do your clothes!
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Namely, a dresser!
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Quirrel: Well
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Aren't we an odd couple?
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You won't sleep on your tummy
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You won't sleep on your back
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We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
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We share some hands and fingers
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and yet the feeling lingers...
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We're just about as different as anyone can be
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You like planting a garden
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and I like plotting to kill
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You think that you should rule the world
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I think books are a thrill!
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Sipping tea by the fire is swell
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Voldemort: Pushing people in is fun as well!
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I like folding all of my ties
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And you have no friends. Hey! That's a surprise
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I guess it's plain to see, when you look at you and me
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We're different, different, as can be
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You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!
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I'm the darkest of lords
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Quirrell: I'm the brightest professor here
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I've won several awards!
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Voldemort: My new world's about to unfold
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You got beat by a two year old
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I'll kill him this time, through and through
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Quirrell: Or you might just give him another tattoo
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You really must agree, when you look at you and me
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We're different, different, as can-
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I'll rise again and I'll rule the world!
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but you must help me renew
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For when our plan succeeds
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Quirrell: Prevails!
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part of that world goes to you
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When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers
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When I rule the world, I'll have
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Snakes!
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Quirrel: And Jane Austin noooooovels!
Voldemort: And goblins, and werewolves, a fleet of dementors
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and giants, and thestrals, and all my Death Eaters!
Quirrel: And Jane Austin noooooovels!
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When I rule the
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World!
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Harry, don't you think you should try and figure out what the first task is going to
be?
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You can actually die if you're not ready
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What?
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Come on...
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I mean, can't you just do it for me?
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Can't you just prepare all of my stuff for me? I mean- what are you doing right
now?
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I'm writing your Potions essay
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Oh well do that first, 'cause that's due tomorrow so...
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But after that, after that can you
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prepare for the first task? Please?
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Thank you. You are the best
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You got it. Thanks Hermione
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Hey Ginny, come here. I wanna show you something
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Come here
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Hey, Harry Potter
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Listen, I wanna play this song that I'm working on
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I met this girl that I really, really like and I want to let her know that she's really
special
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So- well I just wanna know what you think
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just for the purposes of now, 'cause I'm still working out the lyrics, I'll put your
name
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where her name should be
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But I don't think it's really gonna work out
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because, well, just let me give it a shot
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You're tall and fun and pretty, you're really, really skinny
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Ginny
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I'm the Mickey to your Minnie, you're the Tigger to my Winnie
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Ginny
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I wanna take you to the city
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Gonna take you out to dinny
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Ginny
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You're cuter than a guinea pig
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Wanna take you up to Winnipeg
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That's in Canada!
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Ginny, Ginny, Ginny
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You know what? This doesn't work with your name at all
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Doesn't work
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But I don't know. Wh-
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How does that make you feel? Emotionally?
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Wow...
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Wowie, Harry Potter
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Don't you think it could uh, I don't know
Wowie, Harry Potter
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Don't you think it could uh, I don't know
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Make a girl fall in love with me?
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Aw I think it already has
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Awesome!
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'Cause it's for Cho Chang!
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Oh yeah...
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S-she's beautiful
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What are you, nuts? Beautiful? More like
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Supermegafoxyawesomehot
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She's the hottest girl I've ever met. She's far more attractive,
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far more appealing,
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far more interesting than any girl, that I know
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In my immediate group of- of friends
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She's a lot more better, and awesome
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Ron: Sup Neville?
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Move, move, move, move, move, move move
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Awesome
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Hey Harry what's up? So I was just offstage hanging out with Hagrid
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and I was, uh, I saw these delivery wizards
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Bringing giant cages into the dungeon
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I dunno what that's for
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Hermione: Giant cages?
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I bet that whatever is in those cages has something to do with the first task!
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Harry we have to find out what it is
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Hey
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Hey, guys, chill
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I'm busy
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Ron: Nooo! Nooo! Nooo!
Ginny: No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
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Ron: Whoa! Whoa!
Ginny: No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
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Hermione: Guys
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Now listen
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This could be a matter of life and death!
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Ron: Well it doesn't matter because it's after hours, okay?
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We can't leave Gryffindor house
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We'll probably get in trouble if we do
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And even if we do
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Schlongbottom over there will probably tell on us
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Hermione: Neville won't tell
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Neville: Oh yes I certainly will!
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Ron: Well what're we gonna do?
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Hermione: It's simple guys
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The cloak
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The cloak
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Ginny: Wait what cloak?
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Shut up!
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Harry: I got a present- I got a present last year
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Oh bye Neville
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I got a present last year. First year of Hogwarts
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and uh... well, it was left to me by my dad
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The dad that's dead. My father is dead
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My dead father
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Used to solve mysteries and stuff. My Invisibility Cloak!
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Ginny: Wow!
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Oooh boy, wowie Harry Potter!
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A real Invisibility Cloak!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Do you know what I would do if I had an Invisibility Cloak?
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Oh man I would- I would kick, uh
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I would kick wiener dogs
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And I would pretend to be a ghost and I would scare mean people
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I'd use it to avoid ever having to face my reflection in the mirror
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Harry: That's a bummer
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Ron: Jesus, what's wrong with you?
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Well, actually, I was gonna say that I would use it to
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fake my own death and watch people cry at the funeral
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Okay anyway, let's get out of here before Neville gets out of the bathroom
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Alright? Let's get out of here
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa where do you think you're going?
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Ginny: Um... with you guys
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No, no, no way. No kid sisters allowed
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Okay?
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Besides, there's only enough room under this cloak for two people
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So uh...
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Come on Hermione, come on
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The way his hair falls in his eyes
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Makes me wonder if he'll...
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Ever see through my disguise
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And I'm under his spell
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Everything is falling, and I don't know where to land
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Everyone knows who he is
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But they don't know who I am
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Harry
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Harry
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Why can't you see?
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What you're doing to me?
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I've seen you conquer certain death
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Even when you're just standing there
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You take away my breath
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And maybe
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Someday you'll hear my song and understand
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That all along
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There's something more, that I'm trying to say!
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When I say
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Harry
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Harry
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Why can't you see?
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What you're doing to me?
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What you're doing
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to me?
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Quirrell: Master! Master! The shipments for the first task of the tournament have
just arrived!
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Voldemort: Yes I know Quirrell
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I hear everything that you hear
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Isn't it wonderful now?
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Well we made sure Harry Potter's name was drawn from the cup and soon he will
be ours
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Yes
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It's really happening, isn't it Quirrell?
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You know, with the plan going so well
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I feel maybe we should celebrate
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What do you say Quirrell? How's about we go out?
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I hear it's karaoke night down at the Hog's Head
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Uh I don't know
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I have all these papers to grade, and I've been giving so much
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attention to this revenge plan that I'm really behind
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Ah come on Quirrell!
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You've been working so hard all year
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You deserve a night off
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But the papers...
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Oh just give them all B minuses and be done with it
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Now that's evil
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Yeah, thanks, I am the Dark Lord
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Come on, just a few drinks
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Hey we'll try to pick up some chicks
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I wouldn't know what to say. I'm no good at that
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Come on, it'll be fun
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You just move your lips and I'll do the talking
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Quirrell
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Man!
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Listen
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I may just be a parasite on the back of your head
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that's literally devouring your soul any time you take a breath
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But I can see that
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You're too good a guy not to have a bit of fun once in a while
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You deserve this
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Well if you put it that way then
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Yeah let's just go wild tonight
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That's the spirit Quirrell!
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Put on a fresh pair of wizard shorts and grab your tunic
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Quirrell we are gonna get you laid
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Seriously man, back when I had a body
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I had mad game with the bitches
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Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange
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Ron: This cloak isn't as big as it used to be
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Hermione: Shh, someone's coming!
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Did you just hear something?
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Goyle: No
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Only quiet
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Maybe... one
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raindrop
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No matter
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Tell me, Goyle
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Who do you think is the ugliest girl in school?
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Uh...
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Oh, Buckbeak
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For sure
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Crabbe?
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Crabbe: Uh, Winky the house elf
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Good one
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Obscure
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You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?
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That Hermione Granger
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You know what I'd give her, on a scale of one to ten?
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With one-
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One would be the ugliest and then ten the most pretty
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I would give her...
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An eight
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An eight point five
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Or a nine
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Not- not over
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A nine point eight
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Because there is always room for improvement
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Not everyone's perfect, like me
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That's why I am holding out for a ten
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Because I'm worth it
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Come on! Let's go
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Ron: Wow what a bunch of jerks
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Hermione: Alright, forget them now-
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Where did you say you saw those crates being delivered?
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Ron: Well I think they were being delivered to the auditorium
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So they should be at the end of this hallway and to the left
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Ron: Look!
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Hermione: A goat?
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Harry: A goat?
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Oh my God I have to fight a goat? I don't know if I could do that morally
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Snape: And the goats have all been sent for feeding time, headmaster
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Dumbledore: Oh feeding time? Dragons don't want to be fed
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They want to hunt!
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Harry: Did he just say dragons?
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Snape: Did you just say "did he just say dragons?"
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Dumbledore: I must have because anybody else hiding in this room
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would have known to shut up
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Potter
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Snape: Headmaster do you really think it's wise to have children fight dragons?
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No Snape I don't think it's wise to do anything anymore
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Like, here I am alive and well today
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and I could very well be killed by you, tomorrow
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Snape: Why that's absurd
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Dumbledore: First... let's go to bed
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Have you ever seen my room?
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I've got some pretty kickin' posters on my wall
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Snape: Well I am rather tired
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Harry: Aw man, I have to fight a dragon?
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This is bogus!
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Hermione: Well...
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Harry: How can I fight a dragon, I'm just a little kid!
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Ron: Alright well, well maybe it won't be that bad, Harry
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Maybe, maybe you'll just have to fight like
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Mushu from Mulan or...
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Ron: I dunno maybe
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I dunno maybe like Puff the Magic Dragon or something...
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Hermione: Ron, this is serious okay?
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Harry could die!
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Now look, there's still time, alright? We just need to figure out a plan
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Harry: Okay well we should probably do that back in the common room
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Where's- wait- where's the Invisibility Cloak?
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Ron: Well I threw it over on that magical walking chair over the-
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Oh crap
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Harry: Oh that's... that's gonna be an issue
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Ron: Yep
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Quirrell: I thought walking home drunk was hard before
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We should've realized that with
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with both of us drinking into one belly we'd get
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twice as drunk
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Hey Quirrell
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Quirrell
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Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell
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Quirrell, Quirrell, Quirrell you remember that girl you were talking to?
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Yeah
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You remember that girl we were talking to? Well I was talking to her sister
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on my side
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Oh so that's why she freaked out when we stood up!
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Voldemort: Because they didn't know that we were the same person!
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Quirrell: One person!
Voldemort: Because they didn't know that we were the same person!
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You know I haven't had- I haven't had this much fun since
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Nearly Headless Nick's Death Day party of '91
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I haven't had this much fun since, ah
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Yeah well shit I can't remember ever having this much fun
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You never had fun... ever? Doing
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doing anything?
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Maybe that's why you're so evil
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Yeah maybe
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Definitely to do with the fact that Muggles and Mudbloods
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make me sick to my stomach, but uh...
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Yeah I guess you could be right. I guess, I mean
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That's kind of funny
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What is it, Voldemort?
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Oh it's just that I never
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I never ever really ever
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ever really ever ever really
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considered another reason for me being so evil, you know?
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'Cause normally I just, uh
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I just kill people that try to get me to open up, you know?
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Oops...
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But uh, it's- it's kind of nice to just, um
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Kind of nice to just talk
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You know, I have to admit
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I was kind of nervous when you first demanded that you attached yourself to my
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Yeah I could, I could sense that
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But like, now I think it's
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It's kind of cool, it's like having a really close roommate or
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or even...
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Yeah like a slave
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Like a, like a Death Eater
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No man
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It's like... having a friend
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I've never had a friend before
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It looks like we've got one now
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Who would've thought that at the beginning of this year
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we'd feel like that for each other?
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I guess everything is different between us now, huh?
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I guess it's plain to see
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When you look at you and me
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We're... different
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Different
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As can be
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We simply guarantee, when you look at you and me
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We're different, different
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As can be
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It's a comedy of sorts
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When you're bound to Voldemort
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And I'm happy as a squirrel
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Long as I'm with Mister Quirrell
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We'll lead them to the slaughter and we'll murder Harry Potter
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We're different
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Different
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Different, different as can be
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The Hogwarts champions shall now enter the champion's tent
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in preparation for the first task
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Oh man, I can't believe I have to skip lunch period for this stupid task
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Okay Harry, today's the day
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The day you fight the dragon. Now, did you read those notes I wrote for you on
dragons?
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No
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What? Why not?
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You kidding me? They were so boring
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So y-you didn't read them. You didn't prepare at all? You're not prepared at all?
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Well no, at least I have my wand
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Um...
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Brought my-
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Harry
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You're the best
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Harry just, please don't die today
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I don't want to see my best friend getting eaten by a dragon
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Relax okay?
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Save the tears for my funeral
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So tell me more about this Pigfarts. I find it to be very interesting
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Well
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While you're there you have to wear your spacesuit at all times
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because there's no atmosphere on Mars
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So if a single docking bay door opens you'll probably die
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My, how dreadful
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Well, but the good news is
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If you're a good enough student, Rumbleroar lets you ride around on his back
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And he's the headmaster lion?
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Who can talk
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Cool...
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Well hello Harry. How are you feeling today?
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Hey Cedric. Trying to-
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Stay positive
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Cedric: Well good
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I'm having a fine time at the championships
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Miss Granger?
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Hello
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Cho: Sugar pie!
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My darling!
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Was that a kiss for good luck?
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No, that was for being so cotton-picking cute!
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This one's for good luck
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Harry: I hate that guy
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Hermione: It's okay Harry, you're going to be great today
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Dumbledore: Oh God!
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Granger, I thought you were a boggart. I'm terrified of them
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And what the hell are you doing in the champions' tent?
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Get out of here. Ten more points
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Thanks Hermione
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Are you kids ready to fight a dragon?
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Of course you are, you're just children. What the hell am I thinking?
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Now outside of this tent are thousands upon thousands of screaming fans
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They're either going to be cheering for you, or the dragon
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but either way they're going to be making some kind of noise. So-
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in order for this election process to be fair
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I am going to randomly select a cardboard cutout size version
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of the dragon you will be defeating
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For you Cedric...
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Puff the Magic Dragon
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Figment the Imaginary Dragon
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The Reluctant Dragon
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And for you Potter...
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The Hungarian Horntail
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the most terrifying thing you'll ever see in your whole life!
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Dumbledore: You've gotten all complete
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Harry: W-wait hold on a second. Dumbledore, wait a second
Dumbledore: You've gotten all complete
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I think I willHarry: W-wait hold on a second. Dumbledore, wait a second
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T-this is terrifying
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Those are the cutest things I've ever seen
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This thing is horrifying
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Just use your imagination
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Disembrace
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Oh my God this competition's gonna suck
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all these dragon's are wimps
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Accio doublestuff
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Wow, look at that one
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Oh my God monster!
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Is that yours?
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Yeah!
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Oh my God it's awesome
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Let me hold it
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Oh my God this thing is terrifying
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I hope the real thing is smaller
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Ferocious. What're you gonna do?
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I don't know, I'm not cut out for this kind of thing. It's gonna kill me
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Hermione: Ron- Ron! You can't be in here this is the champions' tent!
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Snape: Miss Granger
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What the devil are you doing in the champions' tent?
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Ten points from Gryffindor
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Harry: Thanks Hermione
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Thanks Hermione
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Hey! Good luck buddy
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Bye Snape!
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Snape: Bye
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Cedric Diggory
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Now is your chance to face your dragon
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Alright fellas wish me luck
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I believe in you
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That's all I needed to hear
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Hey Malfoy, tell you what
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I'll let you switch dragons with me
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I'll give you the chance to switch dragons with me. I'll give you that opportunity
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Tell you what, don't worry about it
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Let me think abou-
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No
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I'll, uh, I'll give you my Gushers
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Oh, no, no
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I have a Fruit by the Foot
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I don't want to
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A Cho Chang?
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Your dragon awaits
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Well... I can't imagine this would be very hard
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Then I... imagine it won't be
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Malfoy, come on! Uh, tell you what
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I'll throw in my Teddy Grahams, with the Gushers
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You can make little Gusher Teddy Graham sandwiches
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Alright
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You throw in that pack of Bugles and you've got yourself a deal
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Absolutely not
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Draco Malfoy, your turn
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Professor Snape is there any way that I could, I dunno, forfeit or switch dragons
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Or maybe just take a day off
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What- what're you, what're you. What're you doing? What is that?
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I'm protecting you Potter
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Welsh Greenbacks can't stand the taste of
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Hunt's tomato ketchup
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But I'm not fighting a Welsh Greenback, I'm fighting a Hungarian Horntail
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Oho, well silly me
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Hunt's tomato ketchup is what Hungarian Horntails love best of all
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Good luck Potter
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What? No!
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Dumbledore: And now Harry Potter will battle the terrifying Hungarian Horntail
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the most terrifying thing you'll ever see in your whole life
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It should be noted that this particular dragon has not been fed
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in two weeks
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Hermione: Come on Harry
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Go Harry!
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You can do it Harry
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Ron: You got it, yeah! You got this
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Hermione: Just think positive. You can do it!
Ron: You got it, yeah! You got this
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Hermione: Just think positive. You can do it!
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Oh my God!
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Accio guitar!
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Hey dragon
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You don't gotta do this
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Let's reevaluate our options
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Throw away our old assumptions
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'Cause really, you don't gotta go through this
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I'm really not that special
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The Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
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The truth is in the end
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I'm pretty useless without friends
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In fact I'm alone
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I spend my time at school
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Trying to be this cool guy
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I never even asked for
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I don't know any spells
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Still manage to do well
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But there's only so long that can last for
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I'm living off the glory
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Of a stupid children's story that I
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have nothing to do with
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I just sat there and got lucky
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So level with me buddy
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I can't defeat thee
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So please don't eat me
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And all I can do
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is sing a song for you
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You never asked to be a dragon!
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I never asked to be a champion!
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We both just jumped on this bandwagon
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but all we need is guitar jammin'
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Goodnight dragon
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One, two, three!
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I beat the dragon!
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Attention all Hogwarts students
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Tonight is our annual Yule Ball
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So please remember to pick up your Yule Ball wreath
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and give it to that special someone
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Ah! Ginger!
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Oh, hey. Harry Potter?
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Oh hi Ginny
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Fancy seeing you here huh?
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Well it's the cafeteria so yeah
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Um, so... um
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The Yule Ball's coming up, huh?
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Yeah I know it is. Very, very soon, yeah
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Um, well were you thinking of going with anybody?
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I was. I was actually just waiting for the right time to ask somebody and I think
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I think that time's about now so if-
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If you've got something to say just... get it out
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Oh is this for me?
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Ah Ginny how did you know I needed a wreath so I could ask Cho Chang?
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You're the best!
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Harry Potter... just- you
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Forget it!
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Alright I will!
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Cool
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Hey
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Hey Cho Chang listen, um
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I know the Yule Ball's coming up and I was wondering if
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Maybe you wanted to go with me
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But just in case you're kind of on the fence about it
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You should know that I play guitar
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and that I conquered that dragon's heart with it
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So I think I could conquer yours
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You're tall and fun and pretty, you're really, really skinny
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Cho Chang
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You're the Mickey to my Minnie, I'm the Tigger to your Winnie
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Cho Chang
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You're cuter than a guinea pig
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I'll take you up to Winnipeg
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That's in Canada!
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Ooh Cho Chang. Ch-ch-ch-ch cha chadda chadda
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Cho Chang
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Whatever
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Well Harry Potter
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Bless your heart
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Um, but
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I'm gonna have to say no?
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That young strapping boy Cedric Diggory
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already asked me and I'm gonna go with him
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Sorry
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Come on girls, let's go show Moaning Myrtle our ball gowns
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and make fun of her because she can't go
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Yeah!
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Hey there good buddy, how are you doing?
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Okay
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Is that a Yule Ball wreath?
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Yeah
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Who you gonna ask?
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Well I asked Cho Chang but she turned me down
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Cedric... Stuppery
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Oh my God they're going together? That's so great
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I love him so- they're so, cute
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Harry: No, no
I love him so- they're so, cute
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Harry: No, no
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I hate him. I hate him so much
Harry: No, no
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Harry: Yeah
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Oh my God he pisses me off, wow
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Aw man that sucks dude. I don't know why she'd turn you down
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You're like the coolest guy in school
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I don't know, I get it. I play guitar, I'm Harry Potter
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I'm awesome
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Reese's Pieces?
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Yeah...
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I don't get it man I mean I guess I'll just go stag, huh?
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Yeah I'll probably go stag too
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And the only two girls that I know that don't have dates already are Ginny
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and Hermione
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Oh my God
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And I'm not going with my stupid sister
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And I think of Hermione as a sister so that's out
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We are in such a puzzle
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Harry: What a conundrum
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Neville: Hi, look at these strapping young men
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Hey Neville
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Hey Neville, you want this Yule Ball wreath?
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Uh yeah, if you're willing to part with it then I will take this wreath
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Hey Ron, let's go hang out with Hagrid
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He can teach us how to dance so we could get in our dress robes
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That can only lead to disaster and hilaree
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Well let's go
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I mean I just don't know about Hermione. I don't think anyone's asked her yet,
you know
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'cause she's just-
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she's just so butt ugly
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Harry: Hideous
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Give that plant nerd!
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Oh, Goyle rules!
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Draco: Yeah so anyway
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He was reluctant enough at first
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but I lured it out of its cage with an upside down pig
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and I sewed it with my Fruit by the Foot
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and beheaded it with a quick slicing charm. Bloody fool...
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Wh- Goyle?
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What are you doing with that wreath?
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What are you, going to ask someone to the Yule Ball?
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...No
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Dancing is for nerds
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Crabbe: And pretty girls
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That's right
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You know who the last girl I'd have asked to the Yule Ball would be?
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That Hermione Granger
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Not even if we were the last two people on earth
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and she looked absolutely stunning in her ball gown
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so every time I'd looked at her I'd got butterflies in my tummy
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Not even then
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You know
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They don't even have dances at Pigfarts
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All of the noise would disturb Rumbleroar's slumbering cub
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Dancing is for pansies
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Right
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Draco: Hey you there what's your name?
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Pansy
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Perfect!
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You're going to the Yule Ball with me
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Do you see that dragon?
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Well it was reluctant enough at first
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but I lured it out of its cage with an upside down...
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Quirrell: Yule Ball decorating crew
but I lured it out of its cage with an upside down...
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Quirrell: Yule Ball decorating crew
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Just the Yule Ball decorating crew coming through
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Last minute decorations
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My Lord, the Yule Ball has finally arrived and I've brought the key!
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Yes I know Quirrell
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I hear everything you hear!
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I'm sorry
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No I'm sorry, I shouldn't have snapped
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I'm just nervous that's all
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Nervous?
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No
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Why?
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I don't want to talk about it
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Hey, it's just me
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You can tell me anything, you know that
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Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right
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I'm just nervous because we've been planning this night for so long
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and I want everything to go perfectly, you know?
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Don't worry. We've mapped out everything
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We've anticipated every little problem and compensated for it
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We've even prepared what you're going to say to Potter when you see him
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So just cool down
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Relax
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By the end of the night you'll have your revenge and your body back
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You're right, you're right I'm being... silly
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And you know I-
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Quirrell over the last year I've-
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I've really grown attached to you
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No pun intended
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Yeah I know what you mean
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But, hey, we'll still hang out
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Just because we won't be attached doesn't mean we'll be two completely
different people
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No pun intended
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No, no of course not, of course not
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Hey Quirrell
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We should make plans
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Evil plans?
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Oh uh...
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No
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Casual plans
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Like um
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We could go rollerblading on a Saturday and then uh
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see a movie at night, huh?
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Yeah
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It'll be great because we'd both be able to watch it for a change
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Yeah yeah...
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I bet it'll be nice to sleep in our own beds
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Not have someone behind you all the time
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And have the privacy of my old life back again
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The solitude
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No
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Whatever happens tonight man
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It's-
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It's been a blast
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Yeah
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One crazy year
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Hey
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Promise we'll go rollerblading and see that movie
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Oh, man
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I promise
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Okay
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Quirrell
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Let's go plant that key and split
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Pun intended!
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Snape: Why Professor Quirrell
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What on earth are you doing in the Great Dance Hall?
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Just moments before the dance?
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Just decorating for the Yule Ball. Last minute decorations
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Just one final touch
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A ladle?
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A very special ladle for a very special night
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For a very special punch
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And what's so special about it?
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Let's just say there's Squirt in it
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Squirt?
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Is that not the favorite drink of one Harry Potter?
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Is it? I had no idea
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Well, we better be going
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We?
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I... I better be going
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Loud music hurts my ears
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Okay well I'll see you later then
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Or maybe you won't
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Or maybe I will
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Dumbledore: Excuse me, it was my fault
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Hey Severus!
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Oh, uh Headmaster
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Dumbledore: What are you doing here? Getting some punch are you?
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Oh no no there's Squirt in that
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Oh only Harry Potter likes that hog's shit
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I'll stick to my Red Bull thank you very much
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Oh well goodnight Headmaster
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Severus I-
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I saved this last dance for you
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Well I would Headmaster, but you see
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Well an old friend is coming back into town tonight
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Dumbledore: Oh
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Hey Ron
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Ron: Hey what's up dude how's it going?
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Have you seen Hermione anywhere?
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Harry: No I haven't
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Harry: Why?
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Nothing, nothing. It's just, you know I-
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I heard Parvati Patil telling Padma Patil that
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she had seen Hermione in the girl's locker room before just
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crying her eyes out in the bathroom stall
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Harry: Why? What happened?
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I don't know isn't that like the saddest thing you've ever heard?
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Harry: Yeah
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I mean I don't know it's just
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It was inevitable that one day Hermione would realize
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that nobody would ever like her, you know?
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Because of her obnoxious personality
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and her ugly face
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and misshapen body, but you know it's just
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I don't know, I figured she'd get into at least one night of happiness
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before she realize she was gonna be growing old alone, you know?
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Draco: Hey you two over here talking about Granger?
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Malfoy get out of here it's none of your business
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Why don't you go dance with Pansy over there?
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Hey, go get me some punch
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Pansy: Okay
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Wait, um, I should tell you there's Squirt in it
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Harry: Oh nice
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Squirt? Ugh
Harry: Oh nice
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Never mind I'll stay dehydrated
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Go, go powder your nose or something
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But I just fixed my make up a little while ago
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Ugh, trust me
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You need more powder
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Pain in the ass, right?
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So anyway
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Noticed Granger's not around here
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Probably for the better too
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No one would be able to keep their hummus and pita chips
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down with that ugly mug of hers darting all about
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Wow, why don't you just give her a break for once
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Okay Malfoy?
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Why defending her, Weasley?
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Have a crush?
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No!
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No! Why all the insults Malfoy?
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Covering up a crush?
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Ron: Yeah? Yeah?
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Oh... right, right
Ron: Yeah? Yeah?
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Oh... right, right
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Like I could ever have a crush on that stupid...
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Cho: Oh my gosh!
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Y'all!
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Cho: She looks so beautiful! Bless her heart
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She looks great!
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Here I am, face to face, with a situation
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I never thought I'd ever see
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Strange
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How a dress can take a mess
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Make her nothing less than
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Beautiful to me
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It seems like my eyes have been transfigured
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Something deep inside has changed
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They've been open wide, but hold that trigger
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This could mean
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Danger
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I'm falling in love, falling in love
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Falling in love
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Falling in love
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With Hermione Granger
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What
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What the hell is this?
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You expect me to sing about her?
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I don't care about her
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It's just a little make up
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Draco wake up!
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I'm mistaken
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She is the
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hottest girl I've ever seen!
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Now, because she's like a girl I've never seen
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Don't know why
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I'd ever be so mean
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This could mean
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Danger
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Falling in love
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I could be
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Falling in love, falling in love
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Falling in love
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Ron: I want to let her know
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Draco: I feel so queasy
Ron: I want to let her know
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But I can't let it show
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Ron: She'd laugh! Poor Weasley
But I can't let it show
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Draco: Come on
Ron: Come on
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Ron!
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Draco!
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Draco: You gotta let it go!
Ron: You gotta let it go!
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You gotta let it go!
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What?
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THE HELL IS THIS?
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Ron: How a dress can take a mess
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Ron: Make her nothing less than
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Granger!
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Wake up!
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Draco: I've been mistaken!
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Ron: Beautiful to me...
Draco: I've been mistaken!
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Draco: She is the hottest girl I've ever seen!
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Ron: It seems like my eyes have been transfigured
Draco: She is the hottest girl I've ever seen!
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Now because she's like a girl I've never seen
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Ron: Something deep inside has changed
Now because she's like a girl I've never seen
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Draco: Don't know why
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Ron: They've been open wide but hold that trigger
Draco: Don't know why
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I'd ever be so mean
Ron: They've been open wide but hold that trigger
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This could mean
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Falling in love
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Falling in love
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Ron: Oh my God
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Ah I can't believe it
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What?
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I just can't- I can't believe she is dancing with
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every guy but me. That is so-
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That is so stupid
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That is stupid...
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W-Why do you-
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Why do you even care, man?
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I don't! I-I don't care
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I don't care and that's what I'm gonna go up and tell her
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I'm gonna go and say "I don't care what you do"
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And she's gonna feel so damn stupid
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She is gonna feel like such an idiot
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Listen Ron, you're acting like a real jerk
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Maybe you should take it easy on the butterbeer
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No
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Hermione: Hey guys
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Hey Hermione, hey you look great. You look wonderful
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Oh thanks, yeah
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You know I used to think looks weren't important and now
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I think they're more important than anything
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Oh it's just I'm having so much fun dancing with everyone
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Ron: Wow- wow Hermione
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When did you become so shallow?
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When?
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What is wrong with you, Ron?
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Nothing
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Nothing's wrong with me
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But why don't you just go ask Schlongbottom to dance, huh?
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Ron: Go do it
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You know what? Maybe I will
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I showed her. I showed her so good
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Harry: Wait a second
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Wait a hot second
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I know what's going on here!
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You've got a crush!
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Alright, Ron
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Listen, listen to me now
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Just a little advice
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Just call me crazy, but girls don't really like it
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when you're angry at them, much less you shout at them
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Now maybe what you should do is go over there
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and tell her how much you care about her
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Okay?
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Maybe you should ask her to dance
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What? No! No!
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'Cause then she'd know that I liked her
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And you always know that you don't tell a girl that you like her
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because it makes you look like an idiot
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I know you'll look like an idiot
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Anytime you tell a girl you like her, it makes you look dumb
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That's inevitable
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But listen, it's something you have to do
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Ron, you have to move forward so that everyone will like you back
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Okay? And what have we got to lose?
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We look like idiots anyway. We're here's one. Look at our robes
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You know, if we dressed like this in the muggle world
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We would get our asses kicked
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You have nothing to lose. Absolutely nothing
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I bet, you know
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She probably wants to dance with you just as much as you want to dance with
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You just gotta
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You just gotta, give it a
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a chance
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Maybe there's something that you didn't see before, you know
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You just gotta go and maybe find something special and
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through the whole time you just didn't really have the guts to
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Say anything
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Where are you going? Where are you going?
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I'm still mad and sad
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Hold on
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HP's gonna take his own advice, pal
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Hey Ginny
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Oh
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Hey, Harry
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Can I sit down?
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Um, yeah, sure
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Sooo
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How's Hogwarts?
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You know, it's
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It's okay
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I- I was actually, I was
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really excited to come here but now that I'm here I just
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I just don't think I belong
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Oh yeah I totally know what you mean
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Um... no
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You don't
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You're Harry Potter
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Yeah I know, like
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For eleven years I was this dumb kid that got the crap kicked out of me
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under a staircase, and all of a sudden like
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You're a wizard!
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You have all these powers!
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And everybody thinks I'm cool all of a sudden
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It's weird, it's kind of isolating
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I- uh
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Hey, I'm sorry
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I'm sorry I'm complaining about being famous
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I'm sorry
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Oh no
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I understand
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It's like when you first got here
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Nobody wanted to get to know you because they thought the knew you already
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But, eventually you'll find people that'll want to get to know you for the real you
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You know Ginny, I feel like I already have found this person
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and I've taken them for granted so tell you what
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Come on
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You wanna dance? It's the whole point of the evening
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Now I gotta warn you, I've learned all my best dance moves
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from Hagrid... so
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I'm not that great
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I'm sure you'll be fine
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Wow
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Harry Potter
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I don't care what anybody says
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You're the best dancer that ever was
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Well I've got a confession to make, Ginny
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These shoes right here
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are magical enchanted dancing shoes
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Wowie! Harry Potter
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I'm just messing with you
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I'm just awesome at dancing
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Ron: Yahh!
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Hermione: Ow!
Ron: Yahh!
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Neville: Hey!
Ron: Yahh!
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Okay
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Alright
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Okay when you really dance with Neville
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is when you cross the line, okay? Take this
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Beat it. Get out of here
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What is wrong with-
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Ron: Come here. Come here!
What is wrong with-
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Ron: Come here. Come here!
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Ow! Ow!
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Hermione: What is wrong with you?
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Why are you being so mean to me?
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I'm not being mean!
Why are you being so mean to me?
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I'm not being mean!
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Ow!
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Yes you are!
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You know everyday
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Everyone is trying to put me down
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And on the one day I actually feel like a person
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You're trying to ruin it!
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Holy shit
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What is wrong with you, Ron?
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Hermione: Come on
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Draco: Weasley!
Hermione: Come on
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Draco: Weasley!
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The lady said no
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Not you too
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You know what? I am so sick of both of you
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I hate you both!
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What did you say to her?
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Ron: Nothing!
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I'm bleeding!
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Ron: I'm bleeding
I'm bleeding!
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Ron: I'm bleeding
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Look at this
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Try this
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Ron: Look what she did to me
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You know Ginny
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Ginny I'm feeling kind of dizzy
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Well maybe we should stop spinning
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From all this spinning, huh?
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We have stopped spinning
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Wait! No!
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No no no no
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I can't- I can't do this. You're-
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You're Ginny Weasley. You're my best friend's little sister
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You're Ron Weasley's sister, I c-
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I-I'm sorry Ginny I can't do this
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I'm sorry
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Hey Cho! Hey, hey
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Come on dance with me
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I'm Harry Potter. Let's go
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Excuse me, I believe I was dancing with the lady
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Yeah I know and I'm uh
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I'm cutting in, so yeah
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Well, I find that to be very rude
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Alright Cedric well why don't we
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find- out
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what the lady has to say about it?
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Cho: Oh, boys
what the lady has to say about it?
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Cho: Oh, boys
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There's no need to fight over little ol' me
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But by the way, Cedric thinks that you cheated on the dragon's task
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Harry: Cheated? Are you kidding me?
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That thing was trying to eat me. I was in its mouth!
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Exactly. What went on in there?
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I'd like to find out
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Alright, that is it Diggory. We are dueling
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Let's go
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Oh Godric's Hollow!
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All this excitement is making me thirsty
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Oh, Cho! I can get you something to drink
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Let me get you some punch
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No, I'll get the punch
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No, I'll get the punch!
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Fine! Have the punch
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Cedric: I did it!
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Cho: You did it!
Cedric: I did it!
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Cho: You did it!
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Cedric Diggory I'm gonna kill you!
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Portkey! Portkey! Portkey!
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Cedric: Uh, where are we?
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I don't know Cedric, someone punched me in the face
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and my sense of direction got a little goofed up!
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Well it seems clear to me now that that punch ladle was a portkey
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And now, thanks to you,
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We've both been transported to some mystery location
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Brilliant Cedric, well you're a Hufflepuff
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Why don't you find a way out of this place, okay?
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Harry, I think I found something!
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It appears to be a headstone
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We must be in some sort of graveyard
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Tom Riddle, Mary Riddle, Thoms Riddle
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Riddle me this, eh Potter?
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Cedric, I don't know about this place. I think we gotta get out of here
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Harry, you're a Gryffindor. Where's your sense of adventure?
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God-
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Cedric
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You are so annoying, okay?
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You're like this guy, that's just around all the time
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when I don't need a guy around
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You're this spare guy all the time
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This spare dude
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You're such a spare!
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Kill the spare!
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Avada Kedavra!
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So many regrets
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I dead!
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Harry: Oh my wizard God!
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Not so fast! Petrificus Totalus!
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Harry: Professor Quirrell, you just killed Cedric!
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Not I, Potter
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But perhaps you'd like to see who did
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He's dying to see you
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Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived
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It's good to see you again
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The cauldron is ready, my lord
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Harry: Cauldron? What are you guys gonna do, eat me?
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That's gross
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Ah, as delicious a dish as I'd think you'd make, Potter
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I'd need a stomach of my own to digest you
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And I haven't got one of those
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Yet...
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Aaaahh!
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Ooh
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Aaaahaha
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Wooho
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Okay haaha
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Stop struggling!
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Detention, Potter!
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Harry: Detention?
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Quirrell: It worked!
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When I was a boy...
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An orphan boy
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I'd love to move my feet
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I'd hear a tune
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And start to swoon
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My life would seem complete
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The other boys would laugh and jeer
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But I'd catch 'em tapping their toes
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And when I'd start to sway
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They'd get carried away
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And oh, how the feeling grows
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I take my
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Foot
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My little foot
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And with that foot
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Oh how I'd start to shake
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I take two feet
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Two tiny feet
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Hey look! That's neat!
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It's coming true!
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Oh boy I get to dance again
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Woohoo!
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To dance again
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I've been waiting all these years to dance again
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Now at once a chance appears
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To hear the beat. So on your feet
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It's time to dance again
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Come on, Potter!
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Imperio!
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You take your foot
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Your little foot
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Hey look, your foot
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See how it starts to shake
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Quirrell: Ooh try his arms!
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How 'bout a twirl?
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He's like a girl!
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Quirrell: How overdue
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I get to finally dance again with you
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To dance again
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It's lovely swaying, the music's playing
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Come on let's dance again
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Everybody!
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I take my foot
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You take your foot!
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My little foot
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Take that little foot!
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And oh my foot
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Let me hear it now
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Look how it starts to shake
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Oh Voldy's back
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Hello world!
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For the attack
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I'm gonna get ya!
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He'll take over the world, it's true
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But first there's something he's gotta do
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I'll dance again
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Everybody make way
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For a pas de bourre
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It's time to dance
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It's time to dance
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It's time to dance
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Again!
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Voldemort: Yes
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Bellatrix: My Dark Lord...
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You look fabulous
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Bellatrix Lestrange
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Bellatrix: Oh, my liege!
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Tell me it's going to be like the old days
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when we do nothing but torture, murder,
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and make love?
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Ah, the old days are back, baby!
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I can't tell you what it was like without you
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Well I'm never going again
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'Cause I've conquered death
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and my first pleasure will be to kill Harry Potter
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And next
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to take over the Ministry of Magic
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And rule the world
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For all time!
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And you will my Lord, but not yet
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For now we must stick to the plan
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We blame Potter's murder on Quirrell
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So that your return may remain a secret
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The Death Eaters aren't prepared to take on the entire Ministry of Magic
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much less Dumbledore, and the Order of the Phoenix
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Quirrell: I'm sorry
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What was that about me going to Azkaban for Potter's murder?
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Ohoho, you shall refer to him as
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My Lord, my liege, or my Dark Lord only!
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No no no Bellatrix, it's a- it's cool
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Quirrell's cool, Quirrell's cool, he's...
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Over the last year he's proven himself to be a very good fr-
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A very good servant to the will of the Dark Lord
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Quirrell: Oh I see, so-
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So you're Thomas Jefferson and I'm your Sally Hemings, is that right?
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No
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No, Quirrell, that-
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That came out wrong
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It's not like that
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Isn't it?
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Ugh, silence slave
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Crucio!
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Voldemort: It's alright, it's
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What's the matter?
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He is your pawn! You are his queen
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It is an honor to serve the Dark Lord, no matter what the task!
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Are you all right?
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Did you really know the whole time, you'd-
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blame Potter's murder on me?
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Yes... yes I
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I knew
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But things have changed over the last year, I feel different now-
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Don't touch me
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How do I explain this? It's-
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It's like that movie She's All That
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You remember? We watched that together
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You remember how at the end Freddie Prinze Jr. turns out to be good?
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Quirrell: No
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I didn't see the end because you were watching it
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while you were on the back of my head
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sucking my soul!
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Well I wish there was another way
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But I've got to take over the world
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Quirrell: Well there is
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I'll let you know now but it's gonna be
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pretty hard to make that rollerblading date from Azkaban
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Bellatrix: Death Eaters, take him away
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And now you have what you've waited for for so long
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What?
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Your chance to kill Harry Potter
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Yes
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Kill Potter!
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Ha- whoa, where'd he go?
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Harry: You're not killing me today Voldemort, but I'll tell you what
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I'll get you some punch!
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Portkey! Portkey! Portkey! Portkey!
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Ginny: Oh my Rowling
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What happened Harry Potter?
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You... Harry what the hell are you doing over here?
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You missed the raffle
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Snape: What happened to the graveyard?
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It's- it's Voldemort!
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It's Voldemort! He's back!
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Extra! Extra! Read all about it
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Harry Potter, the boy who beat Voldemort
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now says he's back!
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Daily Prophet! Get your Daily Prophet here!
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Harry Potter versus Voldemort, round two!
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Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge makes a statement
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Cornelius: I've heard these Voldemort rumors and I for one simply don't believe it
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Voldemort talks about it on his new FlooTube channel!
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I'm gonna find Harry Potter and I'm gonna *** in his ***!
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Also does reviews of "17 Again"
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Well it was a little slow in the beginning, but
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Come on, Zac Efron
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Zefron! Enough said
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I've seen these so-called posts and I still don't believe it
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This is a ruse
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You all have been hoodwinked!
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Professor Quirrell confesses to murder of Hogwarts student Cedric Diggory
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Receives life in Azkaban
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Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Extra!
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Harry: Man...
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Ron, this totally sucks man. This-
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Ron: This is horrible
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Yeah I know I mean, look at this
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This is... it's terrible
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Harry Potter versus Voldemort: The Fight of the Century
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Ron: No it's not that
Harry Potter versus Voldemort: The Fight of the Century
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Ron: No it's not that
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It's Hermione
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It's just like
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I can't get her out of my head, and everytime I look at her
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I have these pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault
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That bitch
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I'm just not cut out for this, Harry. I'm not
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Yeah man I know what you mean
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It's like when you're trying to save the world, and the whole world is just against
you
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No, no, no, no, no!
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This isn't about you
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Why does every conversation we have to have have to turn into Potter talk?
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It's not Potter talk-
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No! No! I'm miserable
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And all you can do is talk about yourself
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You're the like the self absorbed guy I know. If you were miserable,
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I'd be there for you, but you won't even listen to me and I'm sick of it
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So- so, so good luck with whatever you were talking about
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And I hope that you and Voldemort live happily ever after
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'Cause me
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I am never going to be happy again
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So I'm just gonna go curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days
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Harry: Ron...
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Hermione: Were you just talking to Ron?
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Yeah I was trying to tell him about Voldemort
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Hermione: Well did he say anything about me?
Yeah I was trying to tell him about Voldemort
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Hermione: Well did he say anything about me?
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Harry: Uh, yeah, he said that someone told me
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Well, was one of them an apology for how he treated me at the Yule Ball?
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Um, yeah I heard about that
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Listen, I was wondering maybe if you heard about a little something
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I don't know, that uh, Voldemort is back!
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Uh, Cedric Diggory is dead!
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Professor Quirrell was crazy,
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Cho: Oh!
Professor Quirrell was crazy,
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And now I have to save the world. Did you hear that Hermione?
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Um, actually I have heard those things, Harry, about a thousand times
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but never had they been told to me with so much sass
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Drop the attitude Harry Potter
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You are acting like Garfield on a Monday
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Well don't you think I have a right to be a little stressed out?
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Wh- no. No I don't
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You know what, this is just like with the dragon, okay?
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I stressed out, I told you to prepare
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and yet you didn't do anything, and you were fine
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You know you just played your little guitar
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I mean, and I don't know what you're crying about, Harry
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This is just like when you defeated Voldemort and you were a baby
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Hermione, come on
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You're the friend that's supposed to tell me to go to the library
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and try to figure this stuff out-
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Well you know what, Harry?
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I don't do that anymore
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Draco: Read it and weep, Potter!
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I heard Voldemort's back
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And he's trying to kill you. What do you think about that, Moonshoes?
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Malfoy, I honestly see- I don't see why you're so happy about this
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If Voldemort is back, which he is,
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You might as well kiss Hogwarts goodbye
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You might as well kiss the whole planet goodbye
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Kiss the planet goodbye?
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Having second thoughts about Pigfarts, are you?
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Malfoy you're the last person I want to talk to now, okay?
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You know what?
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As soon as you're out of the way
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I'll be the coolest kid in school
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Hermione: Malfoy, that will never happen. Everybody hates you
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Oh right, okay, this coming from Hermione Stranger
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Pansy: She's right, Malfoy. She's cooler than you
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Cho: Yeah, even Moaning Myrtle is cooler than you
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Neville: Take this!
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Expelliarmus!
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No!
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Ignore it! Ignore it
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Don't say anything!
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Stop it!
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Snape: What the devil is going on here?
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Draco Malfoy pull those trousers up at once
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Professor I just-
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I don't want to hear it
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I need to see you in my office
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Now
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This is all your fault, Potter!
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You'll pay for this
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You'll all pay!
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Harry: Nice. you're the man
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Cho: That made me feel better
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Harry: Hey Ginny what's up-
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Hey, I hope you have something to say about Voldemort
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Ginny: Who?
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Harry: Whatever
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No, I'm fine
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Um
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Hey, Harry?
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Yeah?
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Um, so
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We kissed
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at the Yule Ball?
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And, well, I thought we were gonna be together forever
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but we're not
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Yeah, that uh
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pretty much sums it up
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Hey, what's going on?
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Ginny, this is what's going on. Don't you get it?
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Everyone is in danger who's near to me
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We can't be together because
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Well Voldemort is back, which he is, then
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You're in mortal peril. Don't you get it?
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It's just like the Spiderman movie. Haven't you seen that?
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MJ and Peter Parker can't be together
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But the whole point of Spiderman 2
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was that MJ and Peter Parker could be together and
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Yeah I know, but the point of Spiderman 3
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is that everything sucks and that falls to shit!
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Ginny, what I'm trying to say is
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I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3
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I hated that movie
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Ugh, I'm sorry. It's just
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That's my little way of saying, well
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We can't be together
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I'm sorry Ginny
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I'm such an idiot
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Ugh, I need a-
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I need a butterbeer
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Hey! Psst, Potter!
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Hey! It's me
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Harry: Who're you?
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It's Dumbledore
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Harry: Oh
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Listen, listen Harry I've got some very important things I gotta tell you
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What? Oh about Voldemort?
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Yes! Things that that are absolutely crucial for you to know
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but I can't get into it right now
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I need you to meet in my inner office at 10 o'clock and come by yourself
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Bring that uh, Invisibility Cloak of yours
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and don't go blabbing your mouth about this to anybody
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Voldemort has spies that can be anywhere. Even inside of Hogwarts
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From now on the only person you can trust Harry, is me
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and Severus Snape
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Listen, Dumbledore, I know you don't want to hear this, but
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I am not so sure about Snape
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I think, I think- You know I'm pretty sure he's working for Voldemort
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What? That's stupid. You're stupid!
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No, no, no I'm actually- I'm positive
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That night in the graveyard some Death Eater cuts off his hand
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and Snape shows up without a hand
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Dumbledore: Oh cockamamie!
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Snape has assured me that he lost his hand in an entirely unrelated incident
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Dumbledore, why do you trust Snape so much?
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Because I love him
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Professor, I-
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Hey, I don't want to hear anything else about it
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There is no way that Severus Snape is, was, or ever shall be
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A servant of Voldemort's
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All hail Voldemort!
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Severus Snape, what are you doing here?
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Got tired of being on Dumbledore's lap?
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I ought to Jelly-legs Jinx you right now, traitor
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Don't be goofy with me
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I need to see Voldemort
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How do we know this isn't some Order of the Phoenix practical joke?
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I thought you deserted the Death Eaters when the Dark Lord lost his body
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Or were you always a spy for Dumblebore?
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Slumbersnore
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Bumblesore!
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I heard you had your Dark Mark laser surgically removed
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Oh, well if you two know so much about me, you should write a biography
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Snape: The Double Agent
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That's right
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I've always been a servant of Voldemort
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I've simply been working undercover, finding out valuable information such as
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The inner workings of Hogwarts
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The roster of the Order of the Phoenix
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and finding out what a true Hufflepuff is anyway
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I've seen things no Slytherin should see
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So if you're done putting each other's feet in each other's mouths
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I would like to see my master
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Of course. Right away, Severus
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Good!
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I'll be in the drawing room
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Painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces
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Then, after sneaking into the Department of Mysteries
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We'll enchant the-
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Excuse me
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Whoa! Whoa
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Whoa-ho-ho, excuse me
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I was in the middle of plotting
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Where was I?
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The statues will occupy the guards in the main lobby while you and I
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sneak into the Minister's office
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where you will be one Killing Curse away
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from complete control of the entire Wizarding world!
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How does that sound, my Lord?
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My Lord?
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Voldemort?
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Ahh yeah!
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Gringotts, that's great
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that's great
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Polyjuice potion, always very classy
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I'm sorry what are we talking about?
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Did you hear anything of my evil plan?
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Well um
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The details are a little fuzzy, but uh
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but you did have a very evil tone
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He's all yours
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Wh- no, what abo- but Bellatrix, come back
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No it's! Aw, co- don't be like this
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Aww...
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Now two people are mad at me
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What?
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Sir, Severus Snape is at the door and importunes access to you
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Severus Snape?
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See him in
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Is that a new body, my Lord? You look absolutely ravishing
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Severus
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For such a super secret spy, you're a terrible liar
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I'm a wreck
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Better have some good news
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My Lord, you know how for years we've been trying to get Death Eaters
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into the grounds at Hogwarts?
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For years we've been trying to sneak Death Eaters onto the grounds of Hogwarts
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Well I think I've finally discovered a way how
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Well by all means, Snape, tell me
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I can't
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Can't?
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Tease!
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Why not?
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I made an Unbreakable Vow not to let any Death Eaters in
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Unbreakable Vows, I hate those
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I know, but I had to do it in order to convince Dumbledore of my loyalty
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Yes Snape, I understand
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Well if you can't help me, what do you propose we do?
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Well I can't tell you
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but I've brought along someone who can
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Draco: All hail Lord Voldemort
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Lucius Malloy's boy?
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Voldemort: Are you serious?
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Draco: Malfoy
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Malfoy
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Help from a child, you've got to be kidding me
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Don't make me laugh
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I'm pissing
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If this homemade Dark Mark won't convince you
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Then at least hear me out
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Okay
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Okay
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Okay, how do you propose
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you get my Death Eaters into your little daycare center
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And don't- and don't suggest a giant slide
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or a trampoline
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because we've already tried those
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The vents
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Your Death Eaters shall enter through the ventilation system of Hogwarts
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Duh! The vents!
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How do we find these vents?
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Oh I'll tell you how to get to the vents
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But first
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We discuss the subject of payment
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Ah, the catch
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There's always a catch
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There's nothing in this world so cruel and demanding
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as the soul of a child
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What do you want, Malloy?
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I want
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a galaxy traversing rocketship with enough fuel to get me to Mars
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What do you want with a rocketship?
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What business do you have on Mars?
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Well, let's just say
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Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come
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Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum
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No no no no with all my respect, my Lord
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There's one tiny flaw in that flawless plan
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Albus Dumbledore
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You're right, Snape
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Normally I'd say, "I'll kill him," but I
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I haven't been feeling so evil lately
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So here's how it's gonna break down, Milfoy
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I need your guarantee
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That you'll lead my Death Eaters into Hogwarts
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I will simultaneously be attacking the Ministry of Magic
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Now I need you to promise
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that by the end of the siege of Hogwarts
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Dumbledore will be dead
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Leave Harry Potter for me
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But Dumbledore... must die
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Do we have a deal?
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We shall shake on it
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An Unbreakable Vow
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I don't-
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By the end of tomorrow night, Albus Dumbledore will be dead?
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Yes
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And I'll have my rocketship?
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When the technology is available
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And you'll have to be my slave for a whole day starting now!
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No!
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You little shit!
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You got me!
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You've got me! Ohh
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That is so embarrassing!
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That's the second time that that's happened!
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That's why I hate Unbreakable Curses
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There are so many things I'm going to have you do for me
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You're going to clean my room, and lay out my knickers,
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and you're going to tape Wizards of Waverly Place for me!
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I hate chores!
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I'll be busy with a murder
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Sometimes-
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Hermione: Harry, why would Dumbledore want to meet us so late at night?
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Harry: Well he's got some information to tell us about Voldemort
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Did you bring the Invisibility Cloak?
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I've got it right here
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Ron: Alright Harry, this better be good
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I don't have a snack, and I'm missing Wizards of Waverly Place for this, okay?
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So what do we have to do that's so damn-
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Oh my God, thank you
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Ron: I love Hogwarts
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Hogwarts is amazing
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Ron: You want one?
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Harry: Yeah
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You know what? I am leaving
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Whoa no no no no no you're not
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No you're not. Okay when I said I needed your help
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I meant both of you, so you guys gotta get over these
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hurt feelings before somebody gets hurt, okay?
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So come on
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Hello Harry
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Oh God dammit
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I told you to come by yourself. Why did you have to bring the fatties?
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Dumbledore, Ron and Hermione are my best friends
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They're my best friends, and if this information is as important as you say it is
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They have a right to hear it
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Well I've been wrong before
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Get in here hot legs
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I was talking to Weasley
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Thanks?
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Sorry the place is such a sty
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Oh my God!
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That is a boss Zefron poster
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Harry: It's awesome
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Just the greatest
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You know in every interview I've ever seen him, he just seems like such a
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Charismatic uh, humanitarian
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You think you like him?
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Wrong, because I love him the most
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Harry Potter loves Zac Efron more than anybody else in the planet
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Ron: He does, that's- that's true
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Anyway, no! That's not what we're here to talk about
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We're talking about Voldemort
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Harry is right. Not necessarily about Zefron
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Everybody knows that I like him the most, but uh
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About the Dark Lord
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If you, uh, were to defeat this guy
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You're going to have to know about Horcruxes
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Okay. What's um
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What's a Horcrux
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What is a Horcrux?
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Horcrux is one of the most terrifying pieces of magic that a wizard can create.
It's-
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actually when a wizard takes a piece of his soul and puts it into something else
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Why would anybody ever want to do that?
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Harry, if you have a Horcrux
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you can never truly die
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Your body can be dead but your soul can live on
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Oh, it makes sense now, Harry
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Everyone knows that the night your parents were killed, Voldemort was
destroyed
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but somehow he survived!
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He must have had a Horcrux!
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He didn't just have one Horcrux,
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He had six of them!
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I've already killed the first five for you, so don't worry about that
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But you guys have to find the last one with this
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The sword of Godric Gryffindor!
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That's right
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Godric Gryffindor was one of the four founders of Hogwarts
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If anything can destroy a Horcrux, that sword is it
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This thing is so damn awesome
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Oh my God. Every wizard should have a sword!
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Not these stupid drum sticks
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Forget about them!
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Yah!
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Yah!
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Okay, you know what Dumbledore?
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So we know what a Horcrux is, that's all well and good
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But how can we find one? Where are they? Where's the last one?
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We find them with this
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Oh!
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Looks like...
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Looks like G-Unit bling, but it is actually a Horcrux-seeking medallion
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Wait, that's a Horcrux-seeking medallion?
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I don't- That sounds a little too convenient
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Oh so you have problems with the Time Turner but not the Horcrux-seeking
medallion?
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Wait, so if he has this piece of bling,
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then why are Ron and I even here?
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Yeah Voldemort isn't any of our business
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Hermione Granger
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When one of you's has got a problem,
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that means all three of you's has gots a problem
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What would Zac Efron say at a time like this?
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We're all in this together!
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Anyway, you just gotta, you gotta find the Horcruxes
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and you gotta destroy them, that's the only way to beat the-
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What is in that-
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Guests, oh!
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It must be the Death Eaters!
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They're coming to kill me! Kids, get your beards on
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Wh- we don't have any beards!
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I thought I told you to bring beards
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We have an Invisibility Cloak
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Oh well put that on, it's not a beard
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Hey, are you Dumbledore?
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Oh no no no, you see I've got this beard on
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Well have you seen him?
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Oh, I thought I saw someone over there by that bureau
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but I could have just been imagining what it was that I looked like without this
beard on
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Alright everybody spread out and look for Dumbledore
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He's gotta be around here somewhere
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Be careful with the Zac Efron poster, it's an antique
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Why do you care so much about Zefron?
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I just appreciate his charms
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and hair
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Harry: Yeah but everybody knows that I like him the best
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Ron: Oh my God shut up
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What the hell was that?
Ron: Oh my God shut up
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I wish that I could say that, it was me
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because I feel that I love Zefron the most
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But it was definitely a voice from within this room
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Is it an invisible man?
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Could the predator be in the room?
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Begin invisible man search!
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Alright, it's me!
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It's Dumbledore
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Dumbledore, where'd you come from?
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The man with the beard turned me in
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Now we've got you right where we want you
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Yes, but what I don't understand is how
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We had the help of a man on the inside
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Someone you trusted
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Someone you may have even loved
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Slughorn?
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Lockheart?
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Aberforth,
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my brother?
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No
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It was me
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Malfoy, you little shit!
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That's right Dumbledore
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I betrayed everyone
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And now I'm going to kill you
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Oh no you're not. Draco,
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If you were gonna kill me you would have done so already
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No! No, no
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Not necessarily true!
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I just wanted to offer you one more game of Connect Four before I offed you
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Draco, there are other options
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You know it is time you looked inside yourself
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and figured out what it is that you really want
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I want Hermione Granger!
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and a rocketship
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Well why didn't you just take the girl out for a Happy Meal?
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Go to space camp, come on
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Murder leads to a life of despair and desperation
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I know you're gonna do the right thing, hey?
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Atta boy
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What the devil is going on here?
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Dumbledore: Severus, thank you
What the devil is going on here?
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Dumbledore: Severus, thank you
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We've got Dumbledore cornered
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Well, what are we waiting for?
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Kill him! Do it, Draco!
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I don't think I can
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Coward!
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Ten points from Gryffindor!
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I don't understand
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I gave you my letterman's jacket
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It never fit
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Oh God!
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I could have shrunk it with magic
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Severus, please don't kill me!
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Avada Kedavra!
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Harry: I hate Snape!
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I hate Snape! I hate Snape. I hate him
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I'm gonna kill him
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Hermione: It's not your fault, Harry
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No it is my fault, don't you get it?
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Everybody's dying because of me
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First Cedric, now Dumbledore
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I can't do it anymore
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Ron: Come on, let's go to The Burrow. Come on!
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No don't you get it?
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I have to do this by myself
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I did it once when I was a baby
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I can't have you guys be near me. You're too much at risk
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Hermione: N-no, we don't care about the risk!
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No you don't understand. You-
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You have to get away from me
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Ron: You can't mean that
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I do!
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Just leave me alone!
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Cornelius Fudge! The Minister of Magic
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I still don't believe you're back
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Believe this Fudge!
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Avada Kedavra!
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A heart attack. Surely!
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Yes! Yes!
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The Ministry has fallen! Yes!
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Now you're the Minister
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Nay, the king of all magic!
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Oh, Voldemort
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Take me right here
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Right now, right here on the Minister's desk
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I'm gonna getcha
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I'm gonna getcha!
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Come here, Trixy!
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Oh, wait
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You wanna try something new?
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Oh, so new!
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Get on the desk
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Now sit up,
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Bitch
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Yes, command me, my Lord
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That's nice
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So what do we do now?
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Anything we want
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Hang out mostly
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We could watch a movie
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How's about "She's All That"?
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I've never seen the beginning of it
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Are you feeling okay, my Lord?
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Of course I am, Quirrell
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Alright, that's the dozenth time you've called me that!
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No, I uh
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I called you a squirrel
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I-I... called you a squirrel
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No. You're thinking on that peon we sent to Azkaban
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He's not a peon
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He's more a man than you'll ever be
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I can't do this
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If I'm going to be evil with all of you, I need to be evil with all of you
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Evil with all of me? Wh-
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What does that mean?
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I know I'm right here
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No
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There are pieces of you missing
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Are you talking about my Horcruxes?
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'Cause- 'cause if it
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If it weren't for those I wouldn't even be here right now!
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I can't remember Dad
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And I can't remember Mom
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Aunts and uncles aren't quite the same
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But I had him
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And life seemed fair
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Yes I had him
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He was there
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To give me strength, show concern
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Ask for nothing in return
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Say hello, talk me though
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Do the things that fathers should do
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And I'm missing you
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I'm just missing you
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There it is. He's gone
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And he's hung me out to dry
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The joy he said he felt, well
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I guess it was a lie
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But when I had him
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My life was fine
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When I had him
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He was mine
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He'd share his thoughts, be a friend
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Stick with me until the end
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Watch a movie, rollerskate
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Fill the world with fear and hate
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And I'm missing you
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Now I'm all alone
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Now you're gone for good
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Now I'm stuck right here
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Wishing I understood
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You gave me hope when my spells weren't right
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You gave me someone to hold every night
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And I'm missing you
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Harry: I'm just missing you
And I'm missing you
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Quirrell: And I'm missing you
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My Dark Lord, news from Severus Snape
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Dumbledore is dead and the dementors have control of the castle
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Hogwarts is yours, my Dark Lord!
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Excellent!
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Prepare my flying machine!
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Looks like I'm going back to Hogwarts!
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Ginny: Harry!
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Ginny, what are you doing here? Get out of here!
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No there's no place to go! The Death Eaters are all over the castle
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I know and they're looking for me
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and if they find me, they're gonna be with me
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Y-you're gonna, you're gonna get in trouble! Get out of here
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Well what are you gonna do?
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I don't know Ginny, I'm not cut out for this kind of thing
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Well no you have to do something. I don't know what you can do
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but you can do it!
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You're Harry Potter
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No!
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You're the Boy Who Lived!
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No Ginny, you don't get it!
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None of you guys get it, I-
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I'm just a twelve year old kid
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Ginny I'm sorry but
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I'm alone
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It's hopeless, right?
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I've been alone
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Surrounded by darkness
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And I've seen how heartless
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The world... can be
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And I've seen you crying
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You felt like it's hopeless
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And I'll always do my best
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To make... you see
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'Cause Harry, you're not alone
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'Cause you're here with me
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And nothing's ever gonna bring us down 'cause nothing can
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Keep me from loving you
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And you know it's true
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It don't matter what'll come to be
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Our love is all we need to make it through
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Now I know it ain't easy
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Harry: Know it ain't easy
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But it ain't hard trying
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Harry: So hard trying
But it ain't hard trying
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Harry: So hard trying
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Everytime I see you smiling
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And I feel you so close to me
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Tell me
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'Cause baby you're not alone
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Well I still have trouble
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I trip and stumble, trying to
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Make sense of things sometimes
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I look for reasons
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But I don't need them
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All I need is to look in your eyes
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And I realize
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Ron: Hey Harry
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Baby you're not alone
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And nothing's ever gonna take us down
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'Cause nothing can keep me from loving you
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Harry: Loving you
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Harry: Loving you
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Guys
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I'm so glad you came back. I'm sorry I shouted
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'Cause it don't matter what'll come to be
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Our love is all we need
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Ron: To make it
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To make
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To make
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To make it
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Through
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Alright now that we've got that four part harmony out of the way
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Why don't we go for that Horcrux?
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Yeah let's do it
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Well
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It could be anywhere
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If I had a Horcrux I would drop it in the bottom of the ocean
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Or I would put it in a pyramid with King Tut and all of his jewels
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Or I would blast it into space with a monkey who knew nothing about Horcruxes
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Or it could be hidden somewhere around the mundane British countryside
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Our search could entail months of depressing camping,
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breaking into Gringotts, and drinking boatloads of Polyjuice Potion
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Well the medallion says that dumb, so we're not gonna do that
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But it does say that it's in one convenient place
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Get this, Hogwarts. Wouldn't you know it?
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That's awesome. I love Hogwarts
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Harry: What's even better
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It's in Dumbledore's office!
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Oh, bitchin'
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Hermione: Awesome!
Oh, bitchin'
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So let's go. Oh wait a second, wait a second
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Hold the phone, how did you get here?
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The Death Eaters are all over Hogwarts
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I had help
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From who?
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Oh he's over here
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Malfoy!
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Oh, no, no, no, no. He's really nice now
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Um, I just wanted to say
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that song you guys sang was really beautiful
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And um, while- while I was backstage
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I was, um, working on my harmonizing
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And I thought, um, maybe I could- maybe I could join you but ya-
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Wrapped it up before I could chime in there
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Maybe if you uh, if you do a reprise I could have a little go at it
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So, um, but as- as Ginny said
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I'm really nice now
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And I just feel awful about what happened
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But I mean
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Could you argue that this was my fault?
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Ron: Yes, allHarry: Absolutely, you're an asshole all the time
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Hermione: Yes, yes
Harry: Absolutely, you're an asshole all the time
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Yeah, that would be a safe argument
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Uh, but
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Let me ask you one question
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Do you think... I'm happy about this?
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Oh my God Malfoy
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Just because you're upset doesn't mean you're off the hook
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Harry: Yeah, and further more
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Do you want to kick your own ass or should we do it for you?
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Ron: Yeah
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Oh, uh
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Well I guess if you're giving me the option
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I'll... I'll kick my own ass
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But, first I should teach you how to get into Dumbledore's office
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It's ironically the same way the Death Eaters got in
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Okay, alright. Well why don't you boys head off to Dumbledore's office, okay?
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Ginny and I will take the Invisibility Cloak
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And uh, we will see if we can contact the Order of the Phoenix
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We really haven't seen them the whole play
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Harry: Okay, that's a good plan
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Okay, now don't touch me but let's get out of here
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That's good
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Ron: Um, hey, hey Hermione!
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Here come here, come here
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Come downstage
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Uh listen
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Shit
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Um, alright
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Uh, hey
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So...
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I've been acting like a real jerk-ass lately
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You know that
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And uh, and I'm sorry
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It's just, it's just seeing you dance with everyone at the Yule Ball
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just made me kind of jealous
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I was- I was jealous
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You were jealous?
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That's the third time I said I'm jealous
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Uh, well Ron, we don't really have to talk about this right now
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Well what if the Death Eaters get us?
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What if we don't come back, you know?
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Ron, don't say that-
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Whoa
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Oh my God
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Oh, no way
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Take that
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Blueberry
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Yeah I can taste that
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Good. Let it settle
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Yeah, yeah
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It's ungodly
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Take two, take two
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You chew it
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Awesome
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LET'S GO KILL VOLDEMORT!
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You blokes see this Zefron poster?
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Ron: Yeah we know Malfoy
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Harry: We already know about it
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Listen Malfoy, it's not that big of a deal
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Can we just look for some Horcruxes please?
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Ron: Roger
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This thing of pencils a Horcrux?
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No that's not a Horcrux
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Nope
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This has a Horcrux?
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Nope
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Draco: Powdered Donettes?
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Nope. Those are snacks
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Those are snacks
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This a Horcrux?
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Try again
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This could take forever
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He owns so many things in this room
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But the only thing of real value
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That Zefron poster
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Wait a second
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Draco: No
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You don't think...
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No
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Anything related to Zac Efron would never be anything evil
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Ron: That's impossible. No way
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Ron! Kill it!
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Kill it, it's the last Horcrux
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Kill it Ron!
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Draco: Don't kill it!
Kill it Ron!
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Draco: Don't kill it!
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It's Zefron!
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No he's so charismatic!
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Don't kill me!
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I'm not your enemy
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Potter is the enemy
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No no no Harry is my friend
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You gotta get your head in the game, Weasley!
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He will betray you
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He will take that which you want the most
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It's a lie, Ron! Don't listen to it, he's lying
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I know your thoughts Ronald Weasley
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I know what you truly desire
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Hermione: Hello Ron
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Oh my God Hermione, you've lost weight
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That's right. I'm in shape for Harry Potter
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Wait, what- Harry?
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That's right!
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As long as Harry's around you'll always be second best, least loved
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But if Harry Potter were gone, then we could be together forever
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Ron! It's not true. It's not true, Ron
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Yeah Harry's my friend
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But don't you want me Ron?
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Yes
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Don't you love me Ron?
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Ron: Yes!
Don't you love me Ron?
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Then you know what you gotta do, Ron!
Ron: Yes!
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Then you know what you gotta do, Ron!
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Yes
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I must kill Harry
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That's right Weasley!
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Harry: Ron! No!
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It's a trick, Ron. Don't listen to her!
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It's a trick, Ron. Don't listen to her!
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Stop it!
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Listen, Hermione's my best- two of my best friends!
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I would never do anything to hurt you or her!
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Lies Weasley! All lies. You will cower in hell!
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Ron it's not true! You're my best friend, man. My best friend!
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Kill him!
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Kill him!
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Do it again
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Oh just- put some tape on this, it's fine
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Ron
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You had me going there for a minute, buddy
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Oh yeah
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Sorry about that, pal. It was just...
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Everything she was saying, you know, and it feels like I couldn't
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I dunno...
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What?
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Even if that's
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how she did feel about you and me
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Well, it wouldn't matter
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'Cause you're my best friend
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I would never... do anything to hurt you
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Because I love you
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I love you too, man
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Come on
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I love you man, that's so great...
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My best friendI love you man, that's so great...
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My best friend-
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No touching, no, no
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Well um, listen chaps
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As fun as this was, I thought destroying a Horcrux would be much harder
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Yeah
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Me too
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'Cause when you think about it
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Horcruxes are just kind of stupid
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Yeah look at that
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Bellatrix: Wands down boys!
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How did you idiots get captured? You were invisible
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Hermione: Sorry!
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Do it Potter! Or they die!
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Well, looks like we've got our backs up against the wall with nowhere to go
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Put you swords down, and wands
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Aww, look at itty bitty Harry Potter giving orders to his itty bitty diaper friends!
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I'm not a baby! I'm not a baby, I'm twelve and I killed a Horcrux
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I'm not a baby! I'm not a baby, I'm twelve and I killed a Horcrux
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Whoa, dj vu, I'm so...
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Bellatrix: Victory Snape!
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I love it! We have Potter and his friends at last!
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You are a very mean person!
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Yeah and Dumbledore trusted you
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Yeah you're a big fat traitor Snape
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Oh a traitor am I, Potter?
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You're exactly right
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I am a traitor
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Because I'm about to betray someone
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Right now
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Hiya!
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Bat-Bogey Hex!
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No!
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Expelliarmus!
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Serpensortia!
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My wiener!
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Snape! No, Snape!
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Don't even think about moving unless any one of you wants a snake to the
wiener!
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Now come on Potter, you're coming with me
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Only the Dark Lord has reserved the right to kill you. Come on!
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Kids!
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Mom!?
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Mrs. Weasley?
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm Molly Weasley and those are my kids
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Avada Kedavra!
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That is not fair!
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Die! Bitch
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Holy shit!
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Mom you just killed her!
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I thought you were going to tuck in her shirt or make her do the dishes!
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Stupid!
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Ow! Ow! Ow
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Deperate time calls for deperate measures
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Even the Unforgivable can be considered forgivable sometimes.
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What are you doing here?
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We came here with the Order of the Phoenix
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Lupin, Tonks, Mad-Eye Moody, Sirius Black, and your brother Fred
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Oh great, where are they?
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They're all dead
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Fred... no!
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Anyway...
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Just came here to save your lives, go back to what you were doing
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Disapparate!
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Snape! Snape, Snape
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Um, uh... Expelliarmus!
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Die! Die!
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No... Harry this does not look good. That is a coral snake
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And a coral snake is a highly poisonous snake
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Snape: Potter, she's right
And a coral snake is a highly poisonous snake
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Snape: Potter, she's right
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It's too late for me now
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Before I go, I need to tell you
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There is another Horcrux
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How can that be? All six have been destroyed
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No, no there's a seventh
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I really hope it's not an Ashley Tisdale poster. I can't do that
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Take the medallion
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Doesn't say anything
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But give it to Granger
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Wait but... it says there's one right here but I don't understand
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Yeah
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Harry, the night Voldemort killed your parents
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He tried to destroy you but his body was destroyed instead
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When that happened, a part of his soul was blasted away from the whole
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And attached itself...
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to you
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Voldemort can never truly die until all the Horcruxes have been destroyed
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But if... if Harry's a Horcrux, I mean, does Harry have to be destroyed?
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There's got to be another way
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No, Potter. I'll show you what you need to do
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Watch very carefully
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He... he didn't even do anything
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That's cause he's dead you dumb mother-
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People of Hogwarts
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My Death Eaters have taken the castle
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And your headmaster, Albus Dumbledore... he's dead
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Continue to resist, and you will all be killed one by one
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But... there need not be war between us
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You all fought so valiantly
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And I'm willing to offer you positions in my new world order
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as my slaves
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Give up now and be forgiven
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I command my Death Eaters to stand down
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Now, Harry Potter. I speak directly to you
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You do not wish for those closest to you to continue to suffer and die on your
behalf
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You will come face me yourself
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I will be waiting for you in the Forbidden Forest for one hour
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At the end of that hour you have not come to face me, have not- turned yourself
in...
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The battle recommences
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This time, Potter, I shall enter the frame myself
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And I will find you
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And I will murder every last man, women, and child
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Who has tried to conceal you from me
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Voldemort out, bitches
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Alright guys don't worry. We- we still have an hour
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Okay? We just need to come up with a plan
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No, there's- there's no plan Hermione. I know what I have to do. I-
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I have to die
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No no no no there's got to be another way
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Well, m-maybe there's something, uh
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Maybe there's something in this book
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You know we- we could find some sort of enchantment that will nullify-
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No, no forget about it. There-
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There's only one thing to do
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I have to die
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I love you all
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Except you Draco, I can't *** stand you
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Goodbye
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Ginny: Harry...
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Ron: Harry!
Ginny: Harry...
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He's not coming, my Lord
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It seems that way
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Well Death Eaters
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Looks like we're going back to seize the castle
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This is what Potter has chosen
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It's funny I... I expected him to
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I expected him to come
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It seems I was mistaken
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Harry: You weren't!
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Harry Potter!
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The Boy Who Lived
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Crucio!
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Ow...
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Crucio!
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You're not even going to fight back
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You're weak
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Weak
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Just like your...
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Parents
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They did not deserve to live in this world
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In my world!
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Prepare to join them
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Prepare
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To die
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Avada Kedavra!
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Voldy! Voldy!
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You've done it my Lord. Potter is dead!
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No one shall ever question your powers again!
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Yes
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Doesn't this please you my Lord?
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Yeah
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Yeah it's great, it's great
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I just thought it might make me feel less empty inside
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Well Death Eaters
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We go back to Hogwarts to tell them of what has become of their
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Hero
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Dumbledore: Hey Harry
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Harry: Whoa!
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Dumbledore, wha-?
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What are you doing here? What am- where am I?
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I thought I was dead. I got shot by Voldemort
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Let's just say you're somewhere between our world and the next
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What? Did I survive? What... what happened?
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Wouldn't be the first time, Potter
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Take a seat
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Alright
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Harry
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Have you ever heard of a lo- Sit down!
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Have you ever heard of a love shield?
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Uh... no but it sounds kind of
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Kind of fruity
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A love shield is anything but fruity
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It's when somebody loves you so much that if they were ever willing to give their
live for you
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That love literally becomes a shield that surrounds your body
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To protect you from any form of Dark Magic
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So is that what just happened to me?
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I have a love shield?
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Harry, it's time for you to learn all the things you should have known seven years
ago
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Which really would have helped you along the way
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The love shield protected you the first time, uh
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Voldemort accidentally turned you into the seventh Horcrux
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The one that not even he knew about. Uh...
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Exactly, and when Voldemort tried killing you this time
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He was actually unknowingly killing the piece of himself inside of you
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Uh, and I've known the whole time
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You knew this whole time? You bastard
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Hey, hey
You knew this whole time? You bastard
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Hey, hey
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They don't call me the greatest wizard who ever lived for nothing
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Harry, it is time for you to get your cute little butt back there
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and fight him as a mortal man
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Except this time, he will be a mortal man too
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Dumbledore, I get what you're saying. I know what I have to do
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Good boy, good boy
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Hey, before I go... um
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So you're clairvoyant now, right?
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You can see the past, the present, and the future all the same time?
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Oh yeah
You can see the past, the present, and the future all the same time?
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Can you tell me how Lost ends?
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Harry, there are some questions that even I can't answer
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Thanks man
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Hey, no problem. Get out of here
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Third door on your left, yeah
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Are you ready to go Dumbledore?
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Sure am, Rumbleroar!
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And you're sure you don't want to let Harry Potter know that you're really still
alive?
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Ahh no
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Pigfarts has been a closely guarded secret for thousands of years
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It'd be a shame to let the cat out of the bag
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No pun intended
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I supposed you're right
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Do you have your spacesuit, Dumbledore?
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Oh! Thank you for reminding me!
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Ready to go, Rumby?
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I sure am
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To Pigfarts!
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Rumbleroar!
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People of Hogwarts
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It's me
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Harry Potter... is dead
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He was killed while running away, trying to save himself
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While you laid down your lives for him
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The battle is won!
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My Death Eaters outnumber you
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You continue to resist and be slaughtered
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Come out of the castle!
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Kneel before me, and you may be spared
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Ah shit
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Okay, um...
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Alright, uh you guys. You guys barricade the door
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Go with, with the bench. Go, go. Do it. Do it right now
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Um, Cho!
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You- you see if Neville's dead
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Um, you guys! Uh, go get snacks!
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Ah shit we barricaded the door
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Me... I will... will- quick
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Well, there's only one thing we need to do. We're gonna fight
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Ugh, come on I'm tired
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Can't we just be Death Eaters?
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No! No we can't just be Death Eaters
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Okay?
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We are gonna fight! Okay?
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And we are gonna fight so hard!
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That we are gonna win
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He thinks that we're finished
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He thinks that we're done
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He thinks that it's over
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His battle is won
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Ha!
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He thinks that we're finished
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No, but we're aren't through
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Stop and think, my friends. What would Harry do for you?
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Never gave up the fight
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Harry stood up for what is right
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Well now it's our turn
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Our turn!
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Make a joyful sound
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Voldemort is going down!
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Yah!
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Come on!
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Come on guys!
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Get in a line!
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We must unite so we can fight
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Turn the battle around!
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Time's running out. It's time to shout
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Can't you feel a fire burning?
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Now it's time to be a man
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A great big, muscley, super big, super hot man!
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We won't be pushed around anymore
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We'll be a force you cannot ignore
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We'll be an army for Dumbledore
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For Dumbledore!
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We must unite so we can fight
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Time's running out. It's time to shout
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Guys I'm alive!
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Ron: You're back!
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Guys, I know how to defeat Voldemort
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Everybody follow me, okay?
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We're gonna beat him
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We must unite so we can
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FIGHT!
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Time's running out. It's time to shout!
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Voldemort is going...
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We must unite, so we can fight
Voldemort is going...
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Cho! No, no no no it's cool. We barricaded it
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It's alright. He can't get in. We barricaded the two doors and it's fine
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It's impossible. It's impossible. Don't worry about it-
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Avada Kedavra!
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What!?
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Potter!?
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How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
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Clearly more than once
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But it's all over Voldemort, 'cause you can't kill me this time
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Nobody help me. I gotta do this by myself
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He doesn't mean that!
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It's not how he operates, is it boy?
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Who you gonna use as a human shield this time, Potter?
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Harry: Don't-
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Hermione: Ron!
Harry: Don't-
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Ron: Oh
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Nobody! Because this time it's just you and me
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Because all the Horcruxes are gone. I destroyed them all
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What?
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Even my Zefron poster!?
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Especially the Zefron poster!
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No! Curse you, Potter! You'll die for that!
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No! I won't, I won't
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Because you can't kill me, and you can't kill any of these people
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What the **** you on about?
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You don't learn from your mistakes, do you Voldemort?
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I was prepared to die to save these people
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But you didn't!
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Yes, but I meant to
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And that's what did it
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I've done what my mother did for me for these people
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I've given them magical sanctuary so you can't hurt me
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Or these people ever again!
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So what?
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Who cares about these children?
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It's you I want dead, Potter
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What's to stop you from dying when I strike?
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Just one thing
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Think about all the people you've hurt, Voldemort
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All the lives you've destroyed
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All the people you've killed
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Okay?
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Maybe try a little slice of remorse pie
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What?
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There's got to be one person... one thing in your life that you miss
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You regret
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Well, maybe there's one I...
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No! There isn't!
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The joke's on you, Potter!
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I don't care about anybody!
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I know
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And that's what makes you such a piece of shit
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'Cause here at Hogwarts we all stick together
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We love one another. We're friends
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My love's protected these guys
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And their love is all I need to protect me from you
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Let's put that theory to the test, Potter
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Avada Kedavra!
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Harry: Expelliarmus!
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Cho: Well chocolate frogs! Harry Potter did it, y'all!
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa, whoa whoa whoa
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Listen, Harry
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What?
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Just wanna let you guys know, um
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That I'm totally cool with it. Go on
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Go, make out with him. Come on. Make out with me
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Guys, I mean, I guess that about ties up all the loose ends!
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Yeah! Everything's cool!
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Oh! Except for the House Cup Tournament
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Neville: Kids! Kids, look at this
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I found Dumbledore's will
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Harry: Dumbledore's will?
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It says in the event of my death, Gryffindor wins the House Cup!
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It also says that Hogwarts goes to Harry Potter
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My chocolate factory goes to Charlie
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And Toontown goes to the Toons!
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Hey guys, well I guess all the professors are dead, so
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Butterbeer's on me!
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Free to go
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Quirrell: Thank you
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Dementor: You know
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While I was devouring every single one of your happy thoughts
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They all seem to be about a certain friend of yours
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Care to talk?
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No, no that's behind me now
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Sorry
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Well did you hear the news?
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Voldemort is dead!
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Yeah, good luck getting off this impenetrable island
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Dead!?
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Hey you
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Voldemort is it... is it really you?
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What's left of me
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But I just heard that you were-
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Destroyed
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Yeah
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But Quirrell there's
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There's part of me... that's still here
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And I can't go on to the next plane without it
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It's a part of me that can't be destroyed
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Because it's right
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in...
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Here
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In my heart?
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So you came back?
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I came home
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And you don't want to kill Harry Potter anymore?
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No...
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No
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Because I learned something when I had my body back, Quirrell
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I learned that life is
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really messy
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...complicated and
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And it doesn't turn out the way that you think it will
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And that- you-
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You think killing people might make them like you but it doesn't
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It just makes people dead
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I got ki- I got killed by a two year old!
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And it's really embarrassing, and everyone says
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"When you gonna come back Voldemort?"
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"When you gonna take over the world?"
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And it's on me! It's all on me!
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And I'm sitting there by myself 'cause no one wants to help
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And I say to myself
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Maybe with Quirrell things would be okay
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Is okay good?
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Quirrell
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Okay is wonderful
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Baby you're not alone
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Goyle: Indian Burn Hex!

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Because, Ron, this is dangerous!

And I don't know about that Quirrell character

The smartest, most awesomest

He's hated you for years

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Granger, nobody studies at Hogwarts except for you

And I even think Snape might be trying to kill Harry Potter

It looks like it's licking

You dog-gone exploded my sandwich!

What do you mean bad?

Harry, I'm so sorry but-

Oh my God just butt out, Malfoy

It's where I'm being transferred next year

Harry: Uh, I don't know, uh, Pigfarts

You know not all of us inherited

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Or should I say, on the back

eating bugs and mushrooms and- ugh

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Aw I think it already has

Harry we have to find out what it is

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