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WHATS CRACKIN
FILE PHOTO/KANSAN
Students celebrate after walking through the Campanile during last years commencement ceremony. The University announced that the Campanile will undergo
construction starting next week that will affect this years graduation, moving the ceremony to a different location that has not yet been decided upon.
Starting next week the Campanile will undergo construction that will likely last until
mid-summer.
The reinforced concrete that
holds up the 64-year-old memorial has cracked under the
weight of its 53 bells, the largest
of which weighs seven tons. The
Campanile was just renovated
in 1996, however construction
workers deem the property to
be too dangerous for students
to walk under during this years
graduation ceremony.
The timing of the construction is unfortunate, said Carol
Smith, the director of facilities
at the University. Obviously
the Campanile is a huge part of
KU graduation tradition. But
really whats at stake here is the
safety of our students, and thats
not something we want to compromise.
Construction will begin April
8 and is set to last until July. The
dozens of large bells will need
to be removed and stored at
the School of Music while construction can take place on the
memorial.
Shelby Hobbes, a junior from
Overland Park, is currently enrolled in the carillon class at the
University, for which she routinely practices the Campanile
bells for all of campus to hear.
We noticed that the floors
were a little more creaky than
usual so we decided to tell our
professor, Hobbes said. They
told us they inspected it and
found cracks in the foundation.
It was scary. What if the whole
thing had collapsed while I was
practicing my Chopsticks?
Originally built in 1961 as a
memorial to World War II, the
Index
OPINION 4A
F&F 5A
Nutrition facts:
Crunchy Chicken
Cheddar Wrap
Calories 776
Sodium 1,646 mg
Total Fat 48 g
Potassium 0 mg
Saturated 16 g
Total Carbs 30 g
Polyunsaturated 0 g
Dietary Fiber 2 g
Monounsaturated 0 g
Sugars 0 g
Trans 0 g
Protein 53 g
Cholesterol 212 mg
Vitamin A 18 percent
Calcium 30 percent
Vitamin C 2 percent
Iron 16 percent
Nona Golledge, the director of
KU Dining Services.
The mission of the University of Kansas is to uplift students and society by educating
leaders, building healthy communities and making discovPUZZLES 6A
SPORTS 8A
MORNING BREW 7A
FFA 4A
All contents, unless stated otherwise, 2015 The University Daily Kansan
Dont
Forget
FRANK WEIRICH/KANSAN
KU Dining Services announced yesterday it would no longer be serving the
Crunchy Chicken Cheddar Wrap. The wrap will be replaced with the Ultimate
Vegan Wrap starting next fall.
Todays
Weather
options.
The last day the wraps will be
available for purchase will be
Friday, July 31.
Enjoy them while you can,
Vitter said. Because they are
going to be gone forever.
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JIMBLES BOND
@JimblesBond
Kansas
Governor
Sam
Brownback signed an executive order authorizing the
United States Army 1st Infantry Division and the Kansas
National Guard to begin combat operations in Kansas City
and the greater northwestern
region of Missouri yesterday,
effectively declaring war on
the neighboring state.
In a statement this morning,
Brownback called upon all
Kansans to assist in the war
effort.
I mean, come on. Kansas
City is named after us. Were
just finishing the job that John
Brown started 200 years ago,
Brownback said. Its past time
to protect the rights of native
Kansans who reside in Missouri and to take back what
is rightfully ours: the College
Basketball Hall of Fame and
that ice cream place in Westport.
The campaign began with
the advance of the Fort Riley-based 1st Infantry Division into the city center
of Kansas City. So far, Kansas troops have successfully
gained a foothold in and occupied the Kansas City metro, facing minimal resistance
from Missourian forces.
Kansas also struck Columbia, Mo., with a barrage of tactical nuclear weapons, turning
the irredeemable wasteland
EXPLO PHOTO/KANSAN
Gov. Sam Brownback authorized combat operations to begin in Kansas City and northwest Missouri yesterday, declaring war on the state.
attacks got a little more frequent, but other than that its
life as usual here at Mizzou.
SEC!
Critics say Brownback is
using the historical grievances between the two states
as a pretense to seize control
of Kansas Citys professional
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@Blondelittlemermaid
Following a Republican
convention this past weekend in Amsterdam, Netherlands, Gov. Sam Brownback
has made the decision to legalize all forms of drugs for
recreational use, effective
immediately.
I have finally had the realization, that the War on
Drugs is nothing but a waste
of money, Brownback said
in a news release. It is time
for a change.
Several Republican Kansas
representatives,
including
Brownback, traveled to Amsterdam to conduct a study
Friday and Saturday. The
study compared the crime
and drug use rates between
Amsterdam and Kansas.
Brownback and the others
met with Netherlands Prime
Minister Mark Rutte at a coffee shop early Friday, where
they discussed the staggering statistics of Amsterdam,
where cannabis in all of its
forms, as well as hallucinogenic mushrooms, are legal
for personal use.
Rutte said the conversation
he had with Brownback went
well, and Brownback was
open for several reform suggestions.
By legalizing drugs from
marijuana to heroine, we
will not only fix this state,
we will also be pioneers for
this country, according to
the release. Medical professionals can finally use these
drugs to help their patients,
and those who see it fit to
use recreational drugs may
do so legally.
Brownback has designed a
four-tier strategy, which has
been modeled from Amsterdam and the state of Colorados current laws.
Tier one will implement
the legalization of drugs that
are considered Schedule III
through Schedule V, which
means they are substances
with low potential to be addictive, ranging from Xanax,
to anabolic steroids to Ketamine.
Tier two is modeled after
current Colorado law, which
utilizes bold sentencing,
parole
and
community
re-entry, according to Colorado Drug Policy.
All people currently incarcerated in the state of Kansas
for drug charges including
paraphernalia,
possession
and intent to sell will be released. As of Sept. 30, 2013,
there were 98,200 inmates
in federal prison for possession, trafficking of drugs or
other drug related charges.
Currently, $50 billion of
Kansas tax dollars goes to
prisons, juvenile justice
programs and parole and
other corrections programs,
according to the Center on
ASSOCIATED PRESS
A man rolls a blunt as a large group gathered near the New Jersey Statehouse to show their support for legalizing marijuana March 21 in Trenton, N.J. Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback recently announced
he would legalize all forms of drugs in the state for recreational use, effective immediately.
ASSOCIATED PRESS
Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback speaks at the Kansas Department for Children and Families in Topeka on March 23.
Brownback announced that he would legalize all drugs for recreational use, effective immediately.
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opinion
Complete the tackle, 4th down now, they have to punt. Wait,
Me: Hey professor, how are you? Professor: Its in the syllabus.
whole thong
I go...#haventseenityet!
Arent you suppose to stop getting zits once youre done being
a teenager? Ugh.
:)
Why cant we swim in Potter Lake like the good ole days?
Pro tip: most teachers dont accept tear stains
Cant wait for the campus to look nice when Im not here in
five years.
screen the whole time and crashing into walls? Thats college.
Just walked up 14th street hill brb gonna go pass out in the
Vietnamese food is phoking delicious
grass
What do you mean I cant use beak em bucks
Serious question, when was the last time you did a cartwheel?
WE WERE ON A BREAK.
Do you ever look at your parking job and wonder when you
Dating tip: put your arm around her, then your other arm.
stopped visiting :(
CONTACT US
THE KANSAN
EDITORIAL BOARD
Members of the Kansan
Editorial Board are Brian
Hillix, Paige Lytle, Cecilia
Cho, Stephanie Bickel and
Sharlene Xu.
MARIAH CAREY
@MariahCarey
HOROSCOPES BY HANNAH
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Today is a -4
Around noon today, youll get a
text message. Do not open it. If
you do, your bank account will
automatically lose $200 and
that money will go straight to
K-States We Hate KU fund.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Today is a 25
Congratulations you just won
$1 million! Not really. But your
day will rock. A stranger will pay
for your morning coffee and your
ex will be publicly humiliated by
their current sig. other.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Today is an 8
The tide is very low today, which
means you will be extra emotional. Avoid watching tear-jerkers
like The Notebook or Marley & Me.
Spend excessively; all Geminis
shop for 50 percent off today.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Today is a -3
Today is a creatively stressful
day; avoid long projects or brainstorming because you will come
up with absolutely nothing. You
will also be mistaken for Sarah
Palin just go with it.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Today is a 12
Praise da lordt your prayers have
been answered. Your classes
will be canceled, youll get a $50
bonus at work and you will be
going to Mexico later this year
(reason not yet available).
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Today is an 8
Womp womp womp...you failed
that test you really needed to ace.
But no need to worry you will
be picked up by the hottest person in the Boom Boom Room and
they will buy you all the shot$.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Today is a 2
Avoid Jayhawk Blvd. today, otherwise youll run into Baby Jay and
knock her to the ground, causing
her to break her wing and be
unable to perform ever. again.
(Dont be that person).
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Today is a 14
Yippie ki-yay! Youve been
crowned Royalty in the horoscope
department. Go to Chipotle, order
whatever your fancy, then at
the register simply show them
this page & you will receive free
Chipotle meals for the rest of
the week.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Today is a 33
Today is a glorious day to be a
Sagittarius except have
an umbrella handy. You will have
a personal raincloud following
you until 6 p.m. After that, a unicorn will appear and take to an
underground party full of rainbow
margaritas and piatas.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Today is a 7
Your grades will gradually rise, as
anything is possible these next
few weeks with Mars in Taurus.
Buy a Snickers: within the wrapper, therell be a promo code. Use
it with your next purchase of a
Crunchy Chicken Cheddar Wrap
and get a free pickle slice.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Today is a 1
Avoid people today. Just dont
talk to any of them. If you do, only
gibberish will actually come out
of your mouth. The solution: skip
class, stay home and watch TV.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Today is a 69
Head down to the Casino
today is your lucky day. Only
spend $23.69, and you will in
turn win $4000. Around 3 p.m.
you will pass a sexy single on
Jayhawk Blvd., approach them
and you will go on the best date
of your life.
FEELIN 22 AGAIN
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FRANK WEIRICH/KANSAN
KU Dining Services announced the Panda Express in the Kansas Union would be replaced with a Chipotle. The Chipotle is set to open in August 2015. The
decision was made due to low sales by the current Panda Express and a polling of students on campus.
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Jesse Pinkman
@TotallyKafkaesque
NORTH KOREA
NORTH KOREAN
LEADER KIM
JONG-UN HAS A
LOVE OF CERTAIN
SPORTS, SUCH
AS BASKETBALL.
THERE IS LITTLE
REASON TO
SUSPECT THAT HE
WOULD NOT ALSO
LIKE FOOTBALL.
spending some more time on
a plane shouldnt be too much
of a problem for NFL teams or
American fans.
With all the talk of expansion
going around the NFL, it
only makes sense to expand
the league to international
locations. North Korea could
provide a brand new frontier
for a new NFL franchise to
thrive. Just think about it. It
wont be too much longer until
NFL fans are tuning in on
Sundays to watch the Kansas
City Chiefs vs. the Pyongyang
Raiders.
Sli Hughes
@poopypoop
BOSNIA AND
HERZEGOVINA
he NFL is a $9 billion
industry, but the
league has yet to
tap into the biggest part of
its market. The league and
commissioner Roger Goodell
have identified Europe as the
target for NFL expansion and
major NFL profit.
The NFL may be profiting in
the United States, but our goal
as an organization is to spread
the joy of pure football to the
rest of the world, Goodell said.
IT MAKES SO
MUCH SENSE TO
PUT AN NFL TEAM
IN BOSNIA AND
HERZEGOVINA
THAT FRANKLY, IM
STUNNED THE NFL
HASNT MADE THE
MOVE ALREADY.
BEN LIPOWITZ/KANSAN
Former Kansas State guard Marcus Foster was released from the mens basketball team March 24. After his dismissal, Foster expressed regret for not choosing to play at the University of Kansas instead.
GRETCHEN WIENERS
@SoooFetchGretch
eos in his two years as a Wildcat. He also was found wandering the corridors of Allen
Fieldhouse after the Sunflower
Showdown this season.
If I hear Sandstorm one more time, Im going to rip my eardrums out. If someone shouts EMAW at me one more time, Im
going to lose my mind.
MARCUS FOSTER
Former Kansas State guard
The tradition at KU is so
rich, Foster said. You cant not
want to be a part of something
kansan.com
sports
COMMENTARY
Kansas should
schedule Wichita
State every year
Former Kansas State guard says he wishes he wouldve chosen Kansas | PAGE 7A
Gretchen Wieners
@SoooFetchGretch
FRANK WEIRICH/KANSAN
Kansas students throw confetti to show support for Kansas starting lineup against TCU this season. Kansas Athletics has decided to remove more seats from the student section to accommodate more donors.
ELIZA THORNBERRY
@ExcitedEliza
@WhasMyName?
Even though Kansas lost 6759 to Kentucky in the 2012 national championship game, the
Wildcats have been forced to
vacate the championship win
after the NCAA found recruiting violations.
The decision came after the
NCAA reported John Calipari
bought current New Orleans
Pelicans forward Anthony Davis a 1994 Ford Tempo during
Davis senior year of high
school.
I thought the car was cool
enough to persuade Davis to
Kentucky, but not expensive
enough for the NCAA to find
out, Calipari said. I guess I
was wrong and now I have to
forfeit another championship.
Calipari said he isnt disappointed in his actions but having his third Final Four trip
vacated really taught him a life
lesson. He said he wont cheat