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BONUS!
1 - Ammo satchels: Somehow running out of ammo? Don't
worry, thanks to newly developed Paradox-Plus-AbsurdMeans-In-Soviet-Russia device (Some people claim that it's
stolen TMAR tech [people who said it were shoot - Stalin],
and if somebody will guess what TMAR means, he will get a
cookie.), it gives unlimited source of ammo packs,
containing from time to time ammo to exotic weapons.
Feeling lucky? Sometimes you can encounter a pack which
contains all ammo and vast amount of items!
FIRE: Drop ammo pack.
ALTFIRE: Throw ammo pack so hard that you can hurt/kill
enemies with it!
* MARTY KIRRA *
Weapons
Slot 1
Morning Star - A medieval trustworthy piece of skullbashing,
being used effectively since middle ages, this certain model
is made of asskickenum - a new element invented by
Russian Engineers, to make it specifically indestructible,
and even more painful to be hit with, at the same time!
FIRE: Swing it like a drunken russian!
ALT-FIRE: GET OVER HERE! Point in the general direction of
the monster to drag him to you. Hold it to proceed with
from it, and from excalibat, combined both and infused into
baseball bat... and voila! Most powerful "melee" weapon
your eyes witnessed!
FIRE: Launches a volley of powerful energy bolts in an arc
pattern.
ALT-FIRE: Excalistorm. See the havoc caused by it by
yourself. Remember to hold the button!
RELOAD: Zoom button switches alt-fire mode. His second
fire mode is "Sisyphus Best Buddy". What is it? Well, it's
quite obvious, but I'd rather let you see it for yourself.
Slot 3
Erasus - Since russian engineers tend to add explosives to
everything they get hands on, shotguns are no exception.
But since standard shotguns are quite boring, and author
was too lazy to add decent casings to the mod - the gun let's
you store in the inventory already used shotgun shells as
projectiles! Just use shotgun alt-fire to compress them in
problem is that it's still kinda boring, how they could, like,
improve the concept? Quite simple - turn them into
handguns! Or rather, handcannons!
FIRE: Captain obvious, you're here again?
ALT-FIRE: Ye olde pun from ironsights! What do I mean by
saying that? It works like in any modern shooter, but this
one tightens the spread rudiclously for no reason, and
paradoxally instead of slowing you down - you start moving
faster while using it, har har!
NOTE: You can hold two of these at a time. Get yourself a
pair of those!
Slot 4
Wolgir - Since standard assault rifles are usually lacking the
firepower in some more hostile fights, and miniguns are
simply useless if you won't encounter some huge firefights,
our lovable russian engineers developed simple, but
effective method to counter that. An assault rifle with
standards - give hell's freaks a taste!
FIRE: Cap-cap-cap-capt'n spree!
ALT-FIRE: The rifle has six barrels, and it's belt-fed. It has
one belt by standard, and shoots from two barrels at once.
the fire with ease. The only flaw though that it slows the
user down when it's being fired. Well, it might rip one's arms
off or get him injured by recoil. One could say that "Pfft, he
can carry the load of 2 tons of ammo and weapons, and lift
a lorry!". But yeah, having a force equal of a fully loaded
jumbo jet at full speed pushing your arm is a bit... high, even
for russian standards.
FIRE: Revs up the minigun, and then you can fire it while it's
on the go.
ALT-FIRE: Revs the minigun down. Doesn't alert monsters,
since the gun locomotor is immensely loud.
Slot 5
Pushka - A most common weapon for any russian fella - a
handheld 100MM cannon. Sounds crazy? Nah, the alt-fire
unleashes an energy bomb, which deflects most projectiles
while flying, and it creates for a period of time a repulsion
field - as it's on the tin, it deflects oncoming projectiles, and
monsters too. The weapon is able to handle only one field at
a time.
FIRE: Captain Obvious, aren't you demanding a bit too
much?
ALT-FIRE: Launches repulsion ball. It pushes everything on
the way, and deploys the field on impact for a period of time.
Slot 6
Katyusha - The fascination (read it as: obsession) with all
explosion and rapid fire related things, it was quite obvious
that russian engineers will sooner or later develop some
missile launcher, dedicated to satisfy their needs. On alt-fire
serves as mortar spewing clusters while flying. It releases a
high payload of clusters on hit.
FIRE: Launch a volley of missiles, that's all. (Haha, stolen
Captain's job!)
ALT-FIRE: Launch a cluster bomb. (Sigh, this gun is so dull - I
Slot 7
Pushkin - Russian engineers noticed that soldiers fighting for
mother russia, even with their superior firepower and
equipment, have one problem with monsters - they see our
comrades, and attack them with pinpoint precission from
any range. To counter that, the soviet scientists, using
portable cannon technology and some late 60's russian
nuclear disco created Pushkin - in honor of russian poet and
everything cannon-related, armed with advenced recoilsuppression system, they made the weapon fire quicker than
pushka and still it's accurate as hell. Add to it a scope and...
now you see me, now you're DEAD!
FIRE: Incoming Captain Obvious transmission... NAILED IT!
ALT-FIRE: Deploy a quite-deadly moving barrel wall!
ZOOM: The weapon is scoped.
NOTE: When you alt-fire the weapon while it's scoped, it
deploys the barrels in a circle-pattern.
Ramjet - Not your usual sniper rifle, Ramjet sports the power
of dark matter to cause insane amounts of damage upon
targets that are unfortunate to stay in the line of fire. To
make matters worse, it has a self-propulsion device and is
radio-controlled like an RC-Car, rigged with a camera in the
scope. What does that mean? Well, welcome to the new
level of extreme camping, flying around the rifle and
shooting people in their faces!
FIRE: Captain Obvious totally rocks this place.
ALT-FIRE: Deploys the rifle into guided mode; launching it
costs 50 ammo. You can stop it in mid-air by clicking ALTFIRE again. Press RELOAD to retract the rifle back; it
explodes in dark matter cloud, damaging nearby monsters,
and you retrieve the 50 ammo you spended on it.
ZOOM: This weapon is scoped.
Slot 8
Deathhead: It was proven earlier many times that russian
engineers likes "boomy stuff". But this...! this, my friend, is
entire new level of "boomy stuff". Armed with multiple highexplosive cluster warhead, the Deathhead can devastate
entire towns with few innacurate shots. Combine it with an
inexplicable way of combining few cluster warheads into a
nuclear warhead... veni, vidi... KA-BOOOM!!
FIRE: Blast your targets with cluster missile! Watch out
though, hitting it into wall before it spreads out leads to a
Items
Jet Thruster: Abraham Lincoln invented stairs, and William
Shakespearicles invented rocket jumping. First one is
boring, but safe, second is funny, but dangerous. Russian
engineers combined both funny and safe by creating jet
thrusters - disposable rocket engines, which lets you to
travel for a short period of time in air. Believe me or not, but
it's one of damn most useful things in the world!
companion cube?
Spheres
Upgrades
Yellow "Junk" box - Crafting basic weapon, mostly additional
pistol.