TOP TEN THINGS ABOUT SUMMER

By David martin

Volume 46, Issue 1B

A Letter from Aaron
Dear CRCAP community,
This is it! Today we begin our journey into the wide,
weird world of art, expression, and adventure,
celebrating our individuality and uniting in joyful
collaboration. This unique community, the one
and only Charles River Creative Arts Program, is
now in its 46th exciting season. First session was
a blast and now were back to do it all bigger and
bolder in session 2. With a vast array of exciting
new classes and a boundless supply of creativity,
this session will lead us to places beyond all
imagination!
This place we call home is a place where each
person can connect: with something strange,
something bizarre, or something beautiful. Well
find old friends yet to be discovered. Well take
risks. Well try something new and explore new
talents. Together we will laugh, cry, sing, jump,
learn, discover, and play. The possibilities are
endless.
Warmly,
Aaron
CRABS
By Stand Up Comedian
Okay, Okay. So a crab walks into a bar, and the
bartender says we dont serve crabs. And the
crab says well, Im not a cannibal!!! HA!

10) No school: because who needs it?

9) Sleeping in: because youre tired.
8) Traveling: because you like planes.
7) Binge watching shows: because TV is good.
6) Playing games: because its fun.
5) Ice cream: because its healthy :)
4) Being lazy: you know you want to.
3) No work: who wants it?
2) Hanging out with your friends:
because its fun, with other people
1) CRCAP: do I need to explain?
Ask Cooper
By Cooper the Cat
Hello there! Im Cooper and Im the cat of Alex
Wymer. He let me open this advice colum for me
giving him a little more attention than the rest of the
family. Im an energetic and sometimes crazy but also
the most mellow sweetheart. Im looking to answer
any questions that can be dished out at me. Im also
okay with you just dishing out some fish too. Thatll
also work for me. Just leave your questions at the big
red napping pockets near the festival board and look
for the ripped piece of paper that says ASK COOPER
on it. I look forward to answering your questions this
session!
The Facts About Cat People
By Claudia Schmidt
Cat People. When these two words enter the mind of
a human being, the stereotype that people come up
with is an old lady with lots of cats. This stereotype
is completely untrue, except in the rare case that it is
true. Because of this stereotype. which is engraved
in all humans minds, people are afraid to admit
that they prefer cats over dogs. Many people dont
realize that people can be cat people without having
a million cats. I know, its hard to believe. Although
dogs tend to play with their owners, dont scratch,
and generally are very sweet, that doesnt mean
that cats are automatically none of those things.
Even though cats dont play fetch and occasionally
use their nails as weapons, they can be extremely
loveable. Thats a fact.

Ask the 10th Doctor

By Eleanor Dunne

Cherry Tomato Voting Column

By Cherry Tomato

Hello Whovians and

muggles! Those who were here
for CRCAP Session 2 2014 may
remember a certain advice column
called Ask the 10rh Doctor. Well,
its back! The thingy where you put
your questions in will be up soon!
(I cant remember the name of the
thingy you put your questions in.
Good job, me!) Please leave your
questions there and I will answer
them as soon as possible!
I got some question from
the wonderful writers of the Daily
Double, so enjoy Ask the 10th
Doctor #1!

Welcome to cherry tomato voting column. I will put up 3 absurd

opponents. then you will pick one and put your answer in the
packet labeled cherry tomato voting. if you want, you can put an
explanation of why you chose it. Good Luck!

Q. Which decade is your favorite?

A. Hmm I rather like now. Its
very now-ish. But I also like then.
Then is great. I also like before.
Before was fun, but a bit bland. Too
many dinosaurs
Es note: Sorry if he doesnt make
any sense. That may happen.
Q. Homestuck?
A. Whats homestuck?
Es note: (again) fangirls, dont kill
him!
Q. I see a Weeping Angel! What
should I do?
A. Dont blink. Dont even blink.
They are fast, faster than you can
believe. Dont turn your back, dont
look away, and DONT BLINK.
Good luck
Remember to ask 10 about all your
problems! Tell your friends! Dont
get close to stone angels! And
remember: Always bring banana to a
party. Bananas are good.

Todays Competitors are:

chips
cows
flowers
Pick your favorite of those three and submit it to the Cherry Tomato
folder. Ill publish the winner tomorrow!

Ask Miranda
By Mya Grossman
I will be answering your quenchens and giving you advice for your
life because you need it so your WELCOME! All you have to even
do is put your quenchins in a box that is not located yet but when it
is i will even tell you. BUT FIRST Walker Anderson and the C.I.T.s
have quenchins and issues and i will answer then very goodly.
Dear Miranda,
How can I sing better?
Is my vibrato good enough??? Please help me!!!!
-Scared Singer
Ok so this is a very good quenchin and the answer is
.PROBABLY.. I dont know you, so maybe????
Dear Miranda,
Im afraid no one will like me because the power keeps going out in
my class WHAT CAN I DO???-Scared of the dark
My answer: Buy a new circuit breaker all your problems will be
solved!
Dear Miranda,
My locker creeks when i open it and it freaks me out HELP ME!!!!!
- No Locker Monsters
I say, go to Roxanne at the office and ask for a new one!
Ok Im DONE answering quenchins till later SEND ME
SOME NOW!!!!!

What Kind Of Animal Are You?

By Paige Doherty

Poetrees!
By Angela Angy Wilson

What is your favorite color?

a. Blue
b. Pink
c. Green

These are some poetrees! I hope you enjoy them!!!

What is your hobby?

a. reading
b.writing
c.sports
Describe yourself in one word?
a. Cool
b.Smart
c.Unusual
What is your favorite number?
a. 7
b.12
c.132

From a tiny seed,

A center grows, a stem.
Petals, soft,
like the dress of a graceful Belle.
Sweet, so sweet like
A breeze that smells of peaches.
Leaves, green, bright, but shoots.
Roots the spiral so deeply down.
Down, down.
How can something so tiny
Reach
So far?

How tall are you?

a.5 feet
b.3 feet
c.4 feet

Class Ad: Picture Book Press

If you got mostly as then youre a dog

if you got mostly bs youre a cat
mostly cs youre a shark

Come join Picture Book Press and create a soon-to-beclass childrens book!

Looking for a new 5th Period class? Enjoy writing and

illustrating your own stories?

Ten top things to do this

summer
By Nora Slosser
1. Camp
2. Camp
3. Camp
4. Camp
5. Camp
6. Read
7. Read
8. Read
9. Read
10. Have fun!!!!

List of Marvel Movies and Shows in its

Chronological Order
Christine Foster
Hi! So my friend whos never seen a single
Marvel movie EVER asked me to make a list of
Marvel movies in its chronological order so she
could watch it all without becoming increasingly
confused. I decided that it would be a good idea
to show this list to the entire camp, for those
who are in the same predicament as my friend,
or those who saw the movies and shows in the
wrong order, or skipping one or two things so
that everyone can enjoy the magic of Stan Lee
cameos.
*Writers note: Agents of SHIELD has episodes
that coincide with other Marvel movies, which is
why its episodes are between movies.
Captain America: The First Avenger(Movie)
Agent Carter(TV Show)
Iron Man 1 (Movie)
Iron Man 2 (Movie)
The Incredible Hulk (Movie)
Thor (Movie)
Avengers (Movie)
Iron Man 3 (Movie)
Agents of SHIELD (TV Show)

Season 1 Episodes 1-7
Thor 2: The Dark World (Movie)
Agents of SHIELD (TV Show)

Season 1 Episodes 8-16
Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier
Guardians of the Galaxy** (Movie)
Agents of SHIELD (TV Show)
Season 1 Episode 17-Season 2 Episode 19
Avengers: Age of Ultron (Movie)
Agents of SHIELD (TV Show)
Season 2 Episode 20-Present
Ant Man (Movie)
** Note that Guardians of the Galaxy Should
be watched after Thor: The Dark World, but
otherwise, as of this point, it doesnt really matter
because the timeline hasnt merged with the
Avengers timeline. The same goes for the recent
Spider Man movies and the Daredevil TV series,
but both should be watched before/after the
Avengers movie, respectively.

Riddles
By Paige Doherty
1. The person who makes it doesnt use and the
neither does the person who buys it and the person
who uses it does not know their in it?
2. What is black white and read all over?
3. A detective gets a call from a caretaker for a
murder report the dead mans name was Mr.
Franklin Jackson the address for the house was
1111555777 Papapapa Drive a blue one story
house. The detective pulls up to the house and
meets the caretaker. She offers him some coffee
and then gets down to business. The detective starts
looking for clues and look under the staircase as he
does he knows hes walking into the most deadly
trap and calls for backup before its too late.
4. There is a bank robbery and the owner is a
suspect the only clues are pictures which show him
looking at his pocketwatch and the wall clock and
his wristwatch. The police find him guilty. Why?
Answers tomorrow.

COMIC CON IS COMING TO BOSTON

By Cole Tometsko
Exciting news is coming to Boston because
Boston Comic Con is coming to Boston from July
31st to August 2nd. A lot of exciting things will
be happening. We got a lot of panels happening
including signings featuring people from Marvel
Comics, DC Comics, Archie Comics, etc. And
speaking of signings, a lot of people will be here to
sign autographs. Actors, cartoonists, editors, and
more. A lot of stuff will be going on.
But thats not why I wrote this article. If
you are a fan of Spider Man, the X- Men, Fantastic
4, and the Hulk, the world famous Stan Lee (He
is the creator of those comics) is going to be at
Boston Comic Con this year. Hell be signing
autograghs for only $100 (Okay, I know its alot,
but its for your moneys worth). So when youre
just hanging out in Boston, stop by Boston Comic
Con held at the World Trade Center in Boston.