The Cullens Go To Build A Bear

Alice’s P.O.V

Begin Vision

Cotton was flying everywhere. Kids

were running away with their parents.
Emmett was being tackled to the
ground by security and all of us were
laughing. Emmett had a mutilated
teddy bear in his teeth.

End Vision

I laughed so hard that I fell off the

couch. Everyone looked at me like I
was crazy, I showed Edward my
vision and he shook with laughter.
“Whatever” Rose, Em, Bella, and
Jazz said. A plan popped in to my
head. “Bella, let’s go to the mall” I
said with a smirk. Edward and Jasper
quickly picked up on my plan. “Yes
love, go shopping while I pick up
Reneesme” Edward said, all lovey
dovey. “But I don’t want to go!” Bella
whined. Damn it Bella! Just say yes
so the plan can continue! Don’t you
want to see Emmett making a fool of
himself! I mentally yelled at her.
Edward heard that and signaled to
Jasper to manipulate Bella’s mood.
“Okay Alice let’s go” Bella said all
hippie like. Suddenly, Bella collapsed
in my arms. “Jasper! You didn’t have
to calm her that much!” I yelled.
Quickly I ran and tossed Bella in the
backseat of my Porsche. Her body
made a thump and rolled off the seats.
“Ehh, she’s a vampire it won’t hurt
her” I said to myself impatiently.
“Alice fix her” Edward said sternly,
appearing from behind me. I turned to
look at him, he really was mad. I
adjusted Bella so she was laying
down on her back. “Happy?” I asked
Edward. He nodded and disappeared.
Soon, we were speeding down the
highway at 100mi. per hour. A cop
car pulled me over. “Missy, you
realize that-” the cop start to say.
“House is in the forest, mail it” I said
as I sped off. “Holy Crow!” Bella
yelled. “Finally, your awake!” I said,
throwing up my hands. I told her the
plan as she stared at me wide eyed.
“I’m in” she sighed. We got to the
mall in record time and headed to
Justice, which was right next to Build
a Bear. As soon as we entered the
store, an assistant came to us. “Can I
help you?” she asked. For the love of
all that is holy! What is with all these
interruptions. “NO, YOU CAN’T
HELP ME, I JUST STEPPED IN TO
THE STORE TO GET SOMETHING
TO PULL A PRANK ON MY
BROTHER AND YOU STOPPING
ME IS NOT HELPING ME!” I
yelled. She looked at me then walked
away. “Wow, Alice that was quite a
show” Bella teased. “Yeah, yeah. Just
get all the stuffed animals with me” I
complained. After three loads of
stuffed animals we finally went to
pay. The cashier looked at us wide
eyed and I shoved eight hundred
dollars in her face and left with Bella
and eight bags of stuffed animals.
“Now we go back to the house!” I
said to Bella. She giggled and we ran
at human speed to the car. When we
reached the house, it was empty.
“Good, Edward got the boys to leave”
Bella smiled. We each planted a few
stuffed animals around the house and
the rest went in to Emmett’s closet,
bed, dresser, and shoes. “He is so
gunna freak” I giggled. “Where to
next” Bella asked me as we stepped in
to the car. “Build a Bear” I replied.

Edward’s P.O.V

I’m so happy, Emmett is so going to

freak out at Build a Bear. Rosalie was
talking to Emmett while we walked to
Build a Bear. Rosalie had agreed to
do this plan, but she was a little pissed
she had to come with us boys.

Jasper’s P.O.V

It was all just too easy. Edward had

said to Emmett: “Hey, why don’t we
go to the mall to get water balloons to
throw on Alice and Bella”. Then
Emmett said: “Yeah Eddie Boy,
you’re speaking my language”. Then
we drove to the mall, bought the
balloons, filled them with water and
now we were just going to stop at a
store.

Rosalie’s P.O.V

This is so going to get back at Emmett

for breaking my mirror.

Bella’s P.O.V

We had run at vampire speed to Build

a Bear and hid behind the plants that
were in the entrance. Rosalie walked
in by her self and started to make a
bear. It was a furry teddy bear with
dark brown fur and it had a blonde
wig and said I love you when you
pressed the paw. Alice and I had just
made and stolen at vampire speed a
pink bear. “Okay girls, plan is all set,
Rose call Emmett” Alice said
deviously. “Emmett, some kid puked
on my shoes and now I don’t want to
walk, so can you carry me home”
Rose whined in to the phone. “Just
follow my scent to find me” she said,
answering a question. She snapped
the phone shut and crouched down
waiting for the boys. A few minutes
later they entered.

Emmett’s P.O.V

I followed Rose’s scent to a store, I

didn’t even look at the name as I
walked in.

Jasper’s P.O.V

This is going to be sweet.

Edward’s P.O.V

This is going to be sweet. Jasper and I

picked up two teddy bears we had hid
earlier and crouched down.
Alice’s P.O.V

Emmett looked around and zeroed in

on a bear. He went all Terminator
like. “Must destroy, must destroy evil
teddy bears” he said robotically. We
held in our laughter as Emmett
walked in out direction. “Look Emmy
bear, I made a teddy bear!” Rose
squealed as she walked up to him. His
head turned sideways and he yanked
the bear from Rose. In a second, the
bear was in shreds. “See Rose, I told
you it was ugly, here Emmett, take
my bear” I said, throwing the bear in
his face. Emmett ripped it apart with
his teeth. That was Bella, Edward, and
Jasper’s cue to throw their teddy bears
at Emmett. They threw it and Rose
and I hid in the corner with them.
Emmett destroyed every bear in rage.
My vision was coming true. We were
laughing so hard. The whole store was
destroyed. Emmett was being dragged
off to jail. “Edward, do you think he’ll
be okay?” Bella asked worriedly.
“No” Edward replied, shaking with
laughter. An idea popped in to my
head. “Hey, why don’t we all play
pranks until we’re all in prison. Of
coarse Edward, Jasper, and Bella the
careful ones disagreed. “Please!” I
whined jumping up and down. “Fine”
they all said as we left the store.
“Who wants to go first?” Rose asked.
We all pointed to her. She nodded and
walked in to a store full of mattresses.
We watched her from a bench in the
hall.
Rosalie’s P.O.V

Sigh, I had to go first. Well at least

I’ll see Emmett sooner. I jumped up
and down on a mattress. My heels
poked holes in it. I leapt from bed to
bed, singing annoying songs. I was
suddenly tackled to the ground. “Get
your hands off me you perv!” I half
yelled half whined. “Miss, I’m going
to have to take you to jail” the cop
said, handcuffing her wrists. “Who’s
next?” I taunted as we Rose was
dragged away. “Hmmm, I think
Edward should go next” Bella said as
she pushed Eddie in to Hot Topic.
“LOOK LADIES WE GOT A HOT
TOPIC OVER HERE” I shouted,
pointing to Edward. Jazz sent waves
of lust to everyone and Edward was
instantly swarmed by girls. “Um,
excuse me” he said as he tried to work
his way through the crowd. We
frowned, this was not the reaction we
wanted from Edward. “Jasper, send
him a wave of anger and impatience”
I whispered. He nodded and Edward’s
face was filled with anger. A fight
started and not five minutes later
Edward was dragged away by cops.
We were shaking on the ground with
laughter. “Hey, why don’t we have a
little contest before we get kicked
out?” Jasper said, raising his
eyebrows. “Well what is it?” I asked
curious. “Let’s have a contest to see
who can eat the most human food
with out puking”. Each of us bought
five large pizzas from the food court
and headed home.

Bella’s P.O.V

“Okay, 3, 2, 1, GO” I said. We started

to shove the pizza in our mouths. It
tasted terrible, a big, lumpy, ball
going down our throats. Displeasure
covered our faces. Alice hadn’t
downed three pieces before she ran to
the bathroom and puked. Jasper and I
were at a tie, we split Alice’s pizza
and a few minutes later we were
sitting on the couch with Alice,
waiting for puke. Puke rushed up to
my mouth, I held it back with my
hand. Jasper jumped up and shouted
with his arms up: “YEAH, JASPER
COMES OUT VI-” he was
interrupted by puke coming out of his
mouth. He ran faster than me to the
bathroom. I puked in the garbage.
“BELLA WINS!” Alice shouted. I did
a victory dance and watched TV with
them.

Jasper’s P.O.V

We were all still feeling sick from the

pizza. I couldn’t help but feel we
forgot something… Alice suddenly
fell of the couch and on the floor face
first. “Alice! I shouted as I shook her
shoulder. Then I collapsed on to her
and fell asleep the same time Bella
passed out on the couch.

Rosalie’s P.O.V

Where the hell are Bella, Alice, and

Jasper! They should be here by now!
They probably ditched us! Ohh, I’m
so mad! Ooo, look a shiny thing!

Emmett’s P.O.V

They tricked me! They are so going to

pay! Ooo, look a shiny object! And
the guards fed us all three pizzas, we
are going to be so sick.

Edward’s P.O.V

Bella! Where are you! Bella! Eww, a

woman in the next cell is trying to
flirt with me! Bella where are you!
We all suddenly passed out at the
same time.

Alice’s P.O.V
I was in a cell with Bella and Jazz. In
the next cell was Eddie, Rose, and
Em. “Bella, where are we?” I asked
confused. “We’re visiting Eddie, Rose
and Em in jail” she said, sounding
like a question. I realized that we
weren’t even in a cell. “We have to
get them out of here!” I screeched.
“I’m sorry Ali, but we can’t do
anything” Jazz comforted me. No,
now they’ll be stuck here forever…
I woke up gasping. Something
hard was on top of me. I slid away
and looked around. My eyes zeroed in
on bags full of water balloons that I’d
brought home. I picked up two and
threw them at Bella and Jazz. They
woke up and we started a water
balloon fight. The three of us were
soaking wet when half of the balloons
were gone. “We have to break them
out now” we all sighed as we headed
to jail with a bunch of water balloons.
“Hello, I’m here to bail out my
family” Jasper said sweetly. Boring
way to break someone out. I threw a
water balloon at all the guards and we
three kept throwing them as we
opened the cell. Rose, Em, and Eddie
ran out and we all sprinted human
speed to my car and piled in. Cops
were chasing us and caught us at our
house. We were handcuffed and
thrown on to the couch in out living
room. Carlisle and Esme walked in.
Oh shit.

All Cullen’s P.O.V except Esme and

Carlisle.
Oh. Shit.

Emmett’s P.O.V

Mom and dad look really pissed. We

are in deep trouble. “WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE!” Esme shouted.
We told the story, the cops left (thank
God) and we were grounded in a
weird way. “Now, we know you all
hate jobs, so now you all have to get
jobs to pay for everything you
damaged which comes up to a total of
three thousand dollars. And we’ve
frozen your credit cards and taken
your money.” Esme said. We all
groaned. These next months were
going to be hell.
Tanya’s P.O.V

Ooo, Eddie’s going to get a job! He’ll

look so cute in a uniform! That last
time when Bella put on video me
saying I will stay away from Edward
was a total lie on my part. Like I
would stay away from him! I spy on
him everyday and no one knows! Oh
My God he just heard that thought. I
looked up and there he was with
Bella. She had a furious look on her
face. “Listen Tanya, I’ve had enough
of your bull s***. Now you’re going
to die. Suddenly, Bella tackled me to
the ground and was ripping me apart
while the Cullens stood there smiling.
“Eddie help me!” I yelled. “NO, I hate
you and you deserve to die” he said
coldly. I was completely in pieces
(literally) nothing was attacherd to
any thing. Bella grabbed every body
part and injected venom in to it. It
stung at each bite. Rosalie came up to
and bit every body part. “Bella, can I
burn half” Rosalie pleaded. “Of
coarse you can Rose” she answered
sweetly. They took half and half.
They each took out a lighter and
turned it on. My head was the only
body part left alone. After a while, the
only part of me left was my head.
“What should we do with it?” Rosalie
asked, kicking me with her foot.
“Hmm, I know, give it to the
werewolves, her head is big enough”
Bella smirked at what Alice said. “I’ll
call Jacob and he can pick it up” she
said. Minutes later, I was being
picked up by a wolf and pulled away.
Wolves surrounded me and attacked
me. Then I was gone forever. (Tanya
died)

Everyone’s P.O.V

TANYA IS GONE!!!! YAY SHE IS

FINALLY OUT OF OUR
LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End
There You Have It. This Is What
Happens When The Cullens Take A
Trip To Build A Bear.