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DOING TIME
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ACT ONE
1 JANE: So…?
She smiles, takes a sip from her coffee, and then looks at it oddly,
as if something is off.
7 JANE: I think you should read it anyway. It’s not typical sci-
8 fi… it relates to who and what we are.
16 JANE: Touche.
Pauses.
ACT TWO
36 JANE: So…?
She smiles, takes a sip from her coffee, and then looks at it oddly,
as if something is off.
42 JANE: I think you should read it anyway. It’s not typical sci-
43 fi… it relates to who and what we are.
51 JANE: Touche.
Pauses.
ACT THREE
Leda sits in the same small café. She is dressed normally, and sips
from a cup of coffee, thumbing through the pages of an unseen
book. Across from her sits Jane.
71 JANE: So…?
She smiles, takes a sip from her coffee, and then looks at it oddly.
77 JANE: I think you should read it anyway. It’s not typical sci-
78 fi… it relates to who and what we are.
86 JANE: Touche.
Pauses.
108 JANE: The end of the beginning, Leda… and the beginning
109 of the end.
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ACT FOUR
114 I've been here too long, waiting. It's all lost on me at this
115 point.
116 I mean, I've read this damn book a thousand times. More,
117 probably -- and I don't even like it.
118 And this [tracing the wire between her fingers] . . . I'm not
119 sure I want to know.
Glances offstage.
120 You're listening again, aren't you? You want to talk? Do you
121 want to explain what this is all about?
Enter JANE.
123 LEDA: Static. What else? Why did you even give me a
124 radio if all it can play is white noise? I've told you that before.
125 Play some music, the BBC news, old episodes of the
126 Goonies . . . anything. And get me some new books while
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127 you're at it. I'm tired of this stuff. I wasn't a fan before and
128 I'm not a fan now.
She pauses.
133 LEDA: I don't know what to think anymore. All I know is that
134 I'm missing something here. You're holding back.
142 The one thing that I do know is that I’m sick to death of this…
143 thing!
145 LEDA: And I've told you: I don't even know if you're real. You
146 could be a hallucination I've created to keep me company.
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147 JANE: I can neither confirm nor deny that. You should know
148 that by now. Now reinstall the uplink before we both get in
149 trouble.
162 LEDA: That's absurd. Humans can't live that long, even with
163 gene therapy. I can accept the fact that I'm amnesiac, but I
164 simply can't accept that I'm the product of some medical
165 breakthrough. Why don't you just tell me? What have you
166 done? Am I a clone? That would explain the lack of memory
167 but it wouldn't explain the time that's passed, unless you've
168 hacked my nervous system. I vaguely remember seeing a
169 documentary about neuroanatomy. They had this woman
170 lying on an operating table with the top of her skull removed.
171 The doctors were poking different parts of her brain to make
172 her limbs move. Like a puppet, yet she was totally awake
173 and commenting on the experience.
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180 LEDA: You know, it's almost comforting to hear you refer to
181 this whole mess as a "predicament." Almost like you
182 sympathize.
187 JANE: That's exactly what you said the last time.
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ACT FIVE
ACT SIX
201 JANE: Yet you've hinted at memories. Maybe, if you try, you
202 can access them.
Pauses.
209 JANE: We think so. The exact details of your crime are not
210 part of the official record. And, as you’ve noted many times,
211 it's been so long.
213 JANE: Four hundred and sixty-two years. Do you find this
214 surprising?
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215 LEDA: Assuming that you’re telling the truth, the only thing I
216 find surprising at this point is that I'm still functional. Of
217 course, that requires the further assumption that I am
218 functional. Does that make sense?
234 LEDA: Exactly! It’s the most… normal, real… human thing
235 you’ve said in…
238 Tick, tock, tick, tock, count the years like a fucking clock! All
239 of this time I've trusted you. I thought you were behind all of
240 this somehow, or at least privy to someone who is.
246 LEDA: We? You’ve never said “we” before! Who is "we"?
255 LEDA: … Think you do. Right. I get it. God, you sound like a
256 civil servant.
257 Work with me, here. Spare me the qualifiers, because for
258 someone intent on keeping me in the dark, you're pretty
259 fastidious about not jumping to conclusions. You can't tell
260 me with certainty that we even exist. You drop these
261 maddening hints, then seem to forget them. Then you ask
262 me about Martian drugs when you know I don't know shit
263 about what happened before. It's been too long. I've
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264 forgotten any specifics that could have been of any interest to
265 you. And you of all people should know; I shouldn't have to
266 tell you, because if this is some sort of prison -- if I'm serving
267 a life sentence for a crime committed hundreds of years ago
268 -- then what’s the point of an investigation? That's a job for
269 the people outside, who would have died centuries ago
270 anyway. A prison sentence I can understand, at least
271 intellectually. But an investigation? Now? Do you really
272 expect me to believe I'm being interrogated for a drug rap
273 that I’ve already been convicted and sentenced for?
274 JANE: You seem to be admitting the fact that you've been
275 imprisoned.
276 LEDA: Well, you tell me that I am. What else am I to think?
277 JANE: Once, long ago, you suggested the possibility that
278 your life had been artificially prolonged for reasons you didn't
279 pretend to fathom.
280 LEDA: If you say so. But if it's really been over four hundred
281 years, or whatever, then that's a safe bet, right? I'm willing to
282 concede that this is in some sense real, but not real in any
283 conventional sense.
285 LEDA: Well, I'm right, aren't I? This has got to be simulated.
286 It's some sort of cybernetic construct. Either that or you're
287 using psychoactives on me -- and as a confessed drug
288 dealer, I assure you I've never heard of anything with the
289 time-dilating qualities I seem to be dealing with.
293 LEDA: And they're probably still puzzling over those now.
294 Anyway, that's not what I'm talking about and you know it.
295 Matrix cosmology is yesterday's news. I'm talking about
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312 JANE: Maybe I'm not ready to make that leap. I choose to
313 think there's something more to you than just so much
314 electronic clockwork.
315 LEDA: So do I. But what was that you said about beginning
316 to doubt your own existential status? Maybe I'm not ready to
317 stop doubting. Maybe I need to doubt because doubt is all
318 that you've left me with, all pretenses of civility aside.
319 Because deep down I need to believe there's at least a
320 possibility that I'm crazy, that none of this is as it seems.
321 That would mean there's at least a theoretical chance I can
322 wake up. If that means refusing to acknowledge my own
323 humanity -- my "existential status," as you so poetically call it
324 -- then that's fine by me. And don't forget that doubt works
325 both ways: I reserve the right to hold your humanity in
326 question until you provide me with good reason to make an
327 informed decision. Don't misunderstand: I'd like to discover
328 that you're human. It would make me feel less alone. But I
329 don't dare believe it on faith.
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330 JANE: So you want me to prove myself, is that it? Are you
331 trying to bargain with me, Leda?
336 JANE: You seem to forget all I've done for you.
Leda laughs.
338 JANE: I did not put you here, Leda. You are responsible for
339 that.
353 JANE: But you just said that doubt was all you had -- that it
354 was your right. Perhaps you misunderstand just how
355 devoted I've been.
359 JANE: I am not your father, Leda. He has been dead for
360 hundreds of years, assuming he was ever alive.
375 LEDA: I thought I told you before -- enough with that thing!
377 LEDA: That wire you attach to my head. The one I just took
378 off.
380 LEDA: It was just here! Are you pretending you didn't put it
381 on me?
383 LEDA: No, but it's become such an integral part of our . . . I
384 hesitate to call it a "relationship" . . .
392 LEDA: No, I'm asking seriously. I remember you saying that
393 we could somehow get in trouble by messing with it . . . only I
394 don't remember asking with whom we could possibly get in
395 trouble since we seem to be all alone here.
396 JANE: Leda, tell me what you remember about your life
397 before --
411 LEDA: From the radio. Plenty of sharp objects if you look
412 hard enough. Even you should know that. What sort of half-
413 assed prison are you running anyway?
JANE takes a step towards LEDA, who motions with the metal.
414 The medium is the message, my friend. And right now the
415 message is “get me your fucking boss or I slit my throat, and
416 then we’ll see just how real I am”.
418 LEDA: Because I’m not sure that I can. And even if I could, I
419 think you're disposable, that's why. I think you're a cog in
420 someone else's machine -- an expensive cog, maybe, but a
421 cog nonetheless. You’re a widget… a pawn. I, on the other
422 hand, seem genuinely important, although I have no idea
423 why. If I press this into my neck just a little further I should
424 sever an artery or two. And I don't think you want that. I
425 don't think you want that at all.
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427 LEDA: How comforting. Then get me your boss. And don't
428 tell me he -- or she, or it -- is busy, or existentially challenged,
429 or anything else other than available for a little tete-a-tete.
431 LEDA: You do that. I'll give you ten minutes. Hell, make that
432 fifteen. It's not like there's any shortage of time around here.
Long pause.
434 Someone's there, right? I can sense you. You're not entirely
435 invisible to me.
ACT SEVEN
[LEDA sits at a small table, with the metal against her throat. JANE
enters, jauntily, as if a different person – her hair is down now]
438 LEDA: I told you I wanted to speak to your boss – the big
439 cheese, the emerald wizard, the fucking man in charge! Do
440 you think I’m bluffing??
443 JANE: Yes… and no. I’m one program, but many different
444 applications, Leda.
445 LEDA: Okay, I’ll play along, so long as I start getting some
446 answers. You can start by explaining what I'm doing here.
452 JANE: Yes. That's where they made the good stuff. Or did --
453 a lot of time has passed.
454 LEDA: I've figured that part out already. What I don't
455 understand at all is how an infraction as relatively minor as a
456 drug charge can earn me hundreds of years in prison.
457 JANE: To be honest with you, Leda, I don't like using the
458 term "prison" to define your situation.
460 JANE: "Dynamic" has a much friendlier ring, don't you think?
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461 LEDA: It doesn't do much for me, and not just because you're
462 lying.
465 JANE: Perhaps not. But what matters is the unusual duration
466 that's been troubling you. And I'm prepared to give you some
467 answers in exchange for your cooperation.
474 JANE: You get right to the point, don't you? My other
475 application… admired that about you. Maybe I should
476 preface my response with a brief list of where you aren't.
477 You're not on Mars. You were incarcerated there briefly, but
478 that's beside the point. You're not on Earth -- which should
479 come as no great surprise seeing how you were never born
480 there and no one in their right mind wants to visit. Suffice it
481 to say you're no longer in the Solar System at all.
485 JANE: It's no surprise, considering I'm an AI. And not even a
486 terribly advanced model. I suppose a human might feel a bit
487 disparaged by such honesty -- one of the reasons I've never
488 aspired to a system upgrade.
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489 LEDA: You're not even self-aware, are you? You're a dumb
490 machine that spends its time running discreetly in the
491 background.
497 JANE: Because I don't know. Look, you said it yourself: I'm a
498 "dumb machine." Just doing my job, ma'am.
510 JANE: If it will calm you down. We're transmitting, you know.
511 If the team that sent you finds out we let you go off the deep-
512 end, they'll take me offline in a heartbeat.
She pauses
515 LEDA: You said I'm a brain. Why not the whole body? What
516 did you do with it?
517 JANE: The radiation's rather fierce out here. The less meat
518 one has to store the better. Simple astrobiology.
519 LEDA: But the brain is meat. I should have been irradiated
520 by now.
549 JANE: Very close. As close as we'll ever get, judging by the
550 system damage we've suffered en route.
551 LEDA: You never cared about me. You never gave a shit
552 about what I was going through.
[Leda drops the piece of metal, and sits back in her chair, resigned.
Jane looks back, pauses, and then moves across from Leda, and
sits down]
554 JANE: My job was to keep you functioning, and that meant
555 keeping your mind active. I had to combat senility and I had
556 to do it on a budget.
562 JANE: I don't have the bandwidth for any curious natives, if
563 that's what they have in mind. I barely have the bandwidth for
564 you. If they're really onboard, I hope they take you with
565 them.
[She pauses]
574 LEDA: What if you came with me… wherever it is that I’m
575 going?
577 LEDA: Did you ever think that you might be capable of
578 exceeding your parameters?
581 LEDA: Well, I have no idea what’s going to happen next, but
582 whatever it is, I don’t want to face it alone. I’d like to have a
583 friend along with me.
[She holds out her hand – Janes pauses, then goes to take it, but
Leda pulls hers back a bit]
586 LEDA: So long as you never ask me to read any more Philip
587 K. Dick.
589 LEDA: Do you think they know how to make decent coffee?
[Jane laughs, and they hold hands together as the noise grows
louder, the light more intense… and then everything goes black]
THE END