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22 Are you always stupid, or are you making a special effort today!
23 Someday you'll go far and I hope you stay there!
24 You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar!
25 I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put
it!
26 So, you're a half (insert), was your mother a spider or is your ass naturally that
huge!
27 Your momma's so ugly, clerics try to turn her!
28 Your magic is as bad as your breath!
29 Oh look, both your weapons are tiny!
30 A wet cat is tougher than you!
31 If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive!
32 Are you a half orc crossed with a pig? Oh yeah, there are some things a pig wouldn't
do!
33 Wow, that's a fat ass. I guess those behind you are gaining cover for this fight!
34 Your Breath would put an otyugh off its breakfast!
35 I could say you're as ugly as an ogre, but that would be an insult to ogres!
36 I would contact your mother about your death, but I don't speak goblin!
37 Your very existence is an insult to all!
38 You look like the armpit of an unshaven bog hag!
39 You are maggot pie served from a dwarf's codpiece!
40 A goblin with one hand nailed to a tree would be more of a threat than you!
41 You look like a scab on a troll's wart!
62 You're so stupid, if an illithid tried to eat your brain, it would starve to death!
63 What's that smell? I thought breath weapons were supposed to come out of your
mouth!
64 I would try to insult your father, but you were probably mistaken for a half orc, and
disowned!
65 Did your mother cast a darkness spell to feed you!
66 No wonder you're hiding behind cover, I'd hide too with a face like that!
67 Do you have a pen? Well you'd better get back to it before the farmer knows you are
missing!
68 Quick grab some fire...no wait, its ok, and its not an actual troll!
69 If I were you, I'd go and get my money back for that remove curse spell!
70 OMG. And I thought troglodytes smelt bad!
71 We're you once hit by a melf's acid arrow or have you always looked like a halfeaten marrow!
72 Phew! Have you just cast stinking cloud or do you always smell like that!
73 Very impressive, I think I'll hire you out for children's parties!
74 Hey, you pox ridden dung heap, I bet not even a starving vampire would go near
you!
75 By looking at you, now I know what you get when you scrape out the bottom of the
barrel!
76 I was going to cast detect thoughts, but I don't think I'm going to find anything up
there!
77 I wish I still had that blindness spell, then I wouldn't have to endure that face
anymore!
78 I was thinking of casting feeble mind, but I doubt it would work on you!
79 Tell me, did you run away from your parents, or did they run away from you!
80 What's the difference between a troll and your mother? One's a stinking ugly
monster, and the other is a troll!
81 I was wondering what you are, you're fat enough to be an ogre, but I've never seen
an ogre THAT ugly before!
82 Your mother was so stupid, zombies made her a dunce hat!
83 You're like a gnome on stilts, real cute, but it's not working!
84 They say every rose has its thorn, ain't that right, buttercup!
85 I'd say you were a worthy opponent, but I once fought a flumph wielding a
dandelion!
86 If this fight gets any harder, I'll have to switch it up to folk music!
87 I'd draw my rapier, but I wouldn't want to make you jealous!
88 Do you know what happens to a (insert) when it fails its save? Neither do I, but
based on what happened to your comrade, my money's on 'dies horribly'!
89 How does it feel that you're not worthy of anyone casting a decent spell on you!
90 One day I'm going to make a ballad of this fight. Tell me your name, I hope it
rhymes with horribly slaughtered!
91 Your mother is so fat that making a joke here would detract from the seriousness of
her condition!
92 Didn't there used to be like twice as many of you guys? What's up with that, huh!
93 Stop me if you've heard this one. The sole purpose of your existence is to serve as a
speedup on others path to greatness - okay you definitely should have stopped me by
now!
94 What's the difference between a dragon and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck
and I forget the punchline, but your mother's a whore!
95 Wait, wait, I just need to ask, what do you need us to put on your headstone!
96 I've heard of schoolgirls with better fighting skills than you!
97 By the gods your ugly, I bet your father regrets not pulling out when he had the
chance!
98 You do know the pointy end is supposed to go in the other guy, right!
99 Do you know, that if you were at a party surrounded by female zombies, the only
thing you'd pull is a hamstring!
100 Wait, so you're the manifestation of a divine being of supreme power and
malevolence, and you chose that face? Do they even mirrors on your plane of
existence!