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<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>
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Okay, Homie,
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I'm plugging it in.
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
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Oh!
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Let me just fluff up
these entrails.
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And...
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light it up.
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(wolf howls)
Bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh.
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What a classic
tradition!
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Are you heading up
to the tree house
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to tell three
horrifying tales?
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Ah, we're doing
it next week.
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Muppet<i> Wizard of Oz--</i>
I'm Scarecrow-Fozzie--
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and then, uh,
one where furniture gets smart
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and takes over the world
or something.
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Mmm!
Sounds chilling!
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Eh. People love it.
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Everscream Terrors
looks amazing this year.
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I've never seen black cats
with such arched backs.
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Well, you gotta bring it.
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Halloweening your house
is a dying art.
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More and more people are turning
off their porch lights
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Halloween skippers.
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Skippers!
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How can you reject a holiday
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where you can serve candy
from a salad bowl?
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Bad news, Dad.
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too close to the furnace.
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Eh, I'll take it
to the old folks' home
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and tell Grampa
it's his new roommate.
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Everyone in the car!
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We're making a skeleton run
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Ooh, while we're there
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we can get a costume
for the dog.
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Nothing says you love a pet
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like letting him be part
of the human fun.
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Who wants to be a Yoda?
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You want
to be a Yoda!
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Ooh.
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Ooh!
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Oh, man, I can't
wait for tonight!
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I'm finally
old enough
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for Krustyland
Halloween Horror Night.
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Oh, yeah, they do it up right.
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Wait till you try
the black cotton candy.
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It tastes
just like cotton candy.
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Tomorrow, when my friends
ask me about it,
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I'm going to say, "Eh,
it wasn't that big a deal."
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Welcome, seasonal customer,
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to my pop-up emporium.
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Behold my terrifying
joke name.
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A-boo!
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Hmm, you know, I actually
like that better.
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Why are you
not working?
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'Cause I'm still coming down
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from huffing
all that glow stick juice, man.
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Oh, I'm strung out
on silly string.
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(sneezes)
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(groans)
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Go, go! Back to work!
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Go de-tangle
the novelty cobwebs,
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you lazy trick-or-treat trash.
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(muttering indistinctly)
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Aren't you being
a little hard on them?
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Mrs. Simpson,
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these are pop-up people.
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Temporary workers
who drift from town to town,
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holiday to holiday,
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living off candy hearts
and sleeping on Easter grass.
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If I do not show them
a firm hand,
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they would rob me like
Striped Hamburger Thief
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robs Restaurant Meat Clown.
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Ooh! Mariachi skeletons.
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They're spooky, but they also
teach you about Mexico.
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Psst! Hey, big man,
how about this deal:
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and I'll load three more
into your car for free.
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That is a great deal.
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Just don't tell Old
Man Squishee about it.
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Hmm.
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(grunting and chuckling)
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They just gave me
a really good deal.
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Really?
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Tell me of this deal.
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Okay, but don't tell
Old Man Squishee about it.
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We hate him.
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Get out.
Out, all of you!
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Pop-up scum! Out!
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No one rips off
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon!
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Now take your suspiciously full
duffle bags and go!
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You're gonna be real sorry
for getting us fired.
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Yeah, you're gonna be.
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I said, I'm sorry now.
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We said
you're gonna be!
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I know when I'm sorry,
and I'm sorry now!
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You guys don't know me at all.
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KRUSTY: Hand stamp required
for re-entry!
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That's not scary.
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I thought this was
going to be scary.
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(giggles)
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(grunts)
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(growls)
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Scary!
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That's really,
uh, anatomical.
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Lot of anatomy there.
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Oh, yeah,
the gore is super realistic.
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It's gotta be--
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today's consumer
is just too sophisticated.
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Ah!
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(screams)
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(screams loudly)
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I want to go home!
I want to go home!
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What? No!
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Lisa, honey,
I think you should stay.
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And not because the tickets
were super expensive,
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even though they were
<i>super</i> expensive.
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But remember, you were really
looking forward
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to the fun of being scared
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by stuff you know isn't real.
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Unlike the money I spent
on this, which is very real.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'll give it another try.
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Good, now take my hand
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and I'll walk you through
this roiling zombie horde.
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(zombies moaning)
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This isn't real.
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This isn't real.
This isn't real.
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This isn't real.
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(gasps)
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(Lisa screams in distance)
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I-I'm not...
Hold on, Lisa,
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Daddy's picking out
a pretzel topping.
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Sir?
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Oh...
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Oh, no, I'm lost!
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Find a grown-up.
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Excuse me,
I'm lost.
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Could you please
help me...
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(screams)
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I can't find
my family
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and I'm really
scared and I...
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(screams)
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(zombies moaning)
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(mumbling deliriously)
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Sir, looks like we've got
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a scaredy-pants
situation here.
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Zoom in and scan for fear.
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Terror level seven
and rising.
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Shut it down.
Shut it all down.
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Shut the whole damn thing down.
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SUPERVISOR:
Attention!
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Bring all laughter
and exhilaration
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to a complete stop.
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The terrifying good time
is on hold.
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We have located and are removing
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the baby that thinks
this is real.
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Reset time is 65 minutes.
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(groaning, grumbling)
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All parking validations
are now void.
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(grumbling)
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Sir...
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(whimpering)
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(crying)
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Mm-hmm.
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Lisa, aren't you
going to wear
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your costume
to school?
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No, I'm not doing
Halloween this year.
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Oh, sweetie, I know you
had a scare last night.
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But you worked so hard on
your Frida Kahlo outfit.
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Maybe just wear the
eyebrow and mustache?
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No!
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No!
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You kids look great.
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Delightful.
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No place like home.
(chuckles)
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Hold on, Simpson.
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Let's take a look
at that buccaneer costume.
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No weapons, of course.
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Bandana, possible gang wear.
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Eye patch, offensive
to the half-blind.
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Oh, and just to reassure
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those who are
afraid of pirates...
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(sighs)
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(screams)
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No! Leave me alone!
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Leave me alone!
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(panting)
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(gasping)
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(shuddering)
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Homer...
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I think we should take down
Everscream Terrors.
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Wha-- W-We... we can't!
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and tonight is the Super Bowl.
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Lisa's in a bad place.
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You know how sensitive she is.
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We don't want her
to go back to...
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Tailee.
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She couldn't.
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Not Tailee.
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Where is she?
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(both gasp)
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HOMER:
Oh. Oh.
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Ah, let's see.
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(gasps)
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Oh, God.
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We're too late.
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The glue stick didn't hold.
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So, Tailee's back.
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Hmm.
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I don't know why
I ever gave it up.
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It breaks my heart
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that Lisa can't deal with her
emotions without a crutch.
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Well, kids are
weak, Marge.
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Oh, yeah.
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No. No!
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Stop it!
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Why are you taking down
Everscream Terrors?
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Our house has to be
a Halloween-free zone.
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Your sister has a tummy ache
in her courage.
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What?
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Lisa goes nuts
and you turn us into...
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into skippers?!
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I know what this makes us.
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I know!
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Honey, I knew
you'd be upset,
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So I'm taking you
to the best
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trick-or-treating
block party
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in the tri-Springfield area.
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There's a dad
who's a deejay.
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Even an E.T. who
says your name.
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What if I tell the E.T.
my name is a swear?
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He'll have to say it.
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Then I'm in.
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(sighs)
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(bowl rattles)
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NELSON:
Haw haw!
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(sighs)
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Okay, sweetie,
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just you and me spending
a regular eve together.
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Nothing hallows
about it.
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I'm sorry
I ruined Halloween, Dad.
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(scoffs)
Ruined?
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Why, you just created
a new holiday...
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Puzzle Wednesday.
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A tabby and a calico.
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(chuckles) I wouldn't want
to be that ribbon.
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(doorbell rings)
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Don't worry, I'll
get rid of them.
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Trick or treat.
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Porch light's off, kids.
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Don't you know what that means?
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We're not here
for candy, big man.
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What do you scuzzos want?
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We want our jobs back.
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Look, I don't want to be rude,
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but you sad losers should
go suck somewhere else.
280
00:10:58,181 --> 00:10:59,748
(panicked grunting)
281
282
00:11:02,619 --> 00:11:04,586
a kindly priest here
to bless our home.
283
00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:06,521
I told him to keep moving.
284
00:11:06,556 --> 00:11:07,689
(doorbell rings, Lisa whimpers)
285
00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:09,524
(chuckles nervously):
Hey.
286
00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:11,359
Another visitor?
287
00:11:11,395 --> 00:11:13,161
Isn't life funny and safe?
288
00:11:13,196 --> 00:11:15,497
Can't you jerks take a hint?!
289
00:11:15,532 --> 00:11:16,931
Huh?
290
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,000
Hmm, hmm?
291
00:11:19,036 --> 00:11:20,402
(whimpers)
292
00:11:20,437 --> 00:11:23,038
THUGS:
Creepy nursery rhyme
293
294
00:11:30,814 --> 00:11:32,380
Mind games.
295
00:11:34,651 --> 00:11:36,618
Whoa, look at this line.
296
00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:38,887
This neighborhood
has to be good.
297
00:11:40,323 --> 00:11:42,123
Sorry, ma'am,
residents only.
298
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:45,126
Too many randos crashed
the block party last year,
299
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:48,129
so "Spine Chills"
is Pine Hills only.
300
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,865
(whining): Mom, you
said we could go here.
301
00:11:50,901 --> 00:11:52,701
We will, we will.
302
00:11:52,736 --> 00:11:57,105
Look, I've got a Groupon here
for a zip line adventure.
303
00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,741
Let us in, and it's yours.
304
00:11:59,776 --> 00:12:02,744
Zip-lining is everything to me,
305
00:12:02,779 --> 00:12:05,146
I'm not worth the folding chair
I'm sitting on.
306
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,182
Now, turn around and go.
307
00:12:12,389 --> 00:12:15,123
BART:
Aw, a bounce house.
308
00:12:17,461 --> 00:12:20,228
Aw...
309
00:12:20,263 --> 00:12:21,396
E.T.?
310
00:12:21,431 --> 00:12:23,732
E.T.:
Hello, Scrotum.
311
00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:26,334
(groaning):
Oh.
312
00:12:26,369 --> 00:12:27,402
It's over.
313
00:12:27,437 --> 00:12:29,437
I missed Halloween.
314
00:12:30,741 --> 00:12:32,073
(hums)
315
00:12:32,109 --> 00:12:34,075
I can't let Lisa know
316
00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:36,478
317
00:12:36,513 --> 00:12:38,480
I'll just whistle a happy tune.
318
00:12:38,515 --> 00:12:41,316
(whistles theme from<i> Halloween)</i>
319
00:12:53,497 --> 00:12:56,331
(humming theme from<i> Halloween)</i>
320
00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:00,769
Why are you locking
up the house?
321
00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:02,771
Why...? You've...
322
00:13:02,806 --> 00:13:04,773
323
00:13:04,808 --> 00:13:06,608
Why are blue jeans blue?
324
00:13:06,643 --> 00:13:08,610
Who invented haircuts?
(laughs)
325
00:13:08,645 --> 00:13:11,312
It's all just stuff
I'm saying.
326
00:13:12,349 --> 00:13:13,715
Oh.
327
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:15,316
How did that get there?
328
00:13:15,352 --> 00:13:16,352
(muffled scream)
329
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:20,088
Okay, okay, intruders
in the house.
330
00:13:20,188 --> 00:13:21,154
Intruders in the house.
331
00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:22,155
Got to call the cops.
332
00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:23,156
Where's my cell phone?
333
00:13:23,191 --> 00:13:25,158
They took my cell phone.
334
00:13:25,193 --> 00:13:27,260
And they forgot to pay
my phone bill.
335
00:13:27,295 --> 00:13:31,164
Wait, why are we going
to Mr. Flanders' house?
336
00:13:31,199 --> 00:13:33,166
Oh, you know,
to see his kids.
337
00:13:33,201 --> 00:13:36,603
I want to finally find out which
one is Rod and which one is Max.
338
00:13:36,638 --> 00:13:38,104
(gasps) Tailee,
I left him inside.
339
00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,105
Oh.
340
00:13:39,141 --> 00:13:40,674
D'oh!
341
00:13:43,478 --> 00:13:46,446
Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!
342
00:13:46,481 --> 00:13:48,114
LISA:
Dad?
343
00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:50,183
Oh. Oh, Lisa.
344
00:13:50,218 --> 00:13:52,185
You're here, we're safe.
345
00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:54,187
Everything's fine.
346
347
00:14:00,696 --> 00:14:02,462
Boo.
348
00:14:02,497 --> 00:14:04,197
(screams) (screams)
Oh, my God!
349
00:14:04,232 --> 00:14:06,166
LISA: Oh, my God!
HOMER: (screams) No!
350
00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:07,667
(Lisa screams)
We got to get out of here!
351
00:14:07,703 --> 00:14:09,135
LISA: He smells so bad!
352
00:14:09,171 --> 00:14:10,771
Oh, my God, Dad, help!
This way! Come on!
353
00:14:12,574 --> 00:14:15,375
Give me a hit off
that fog machine.
354
00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,410
We got a fat
man to beat on.
355
00:14:19,848 --> 00:14:21,848
(whooping)
356
00:14:27,956 --> 00:14:29,823
MAN:
Here we come.
357
00:14:29,858 --> 00:14:32,826
MAN 2: We're coming
to get you.
358
00:14:32,861 --> 00:14:34,861
(laughter)
359
00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:42,435
Okay, okay, I don't think those
pop-up guys saw us come up here.
360
00:14:44,372 --> 00:14:47,741
This isn't real, this isn't
real, this isn't real.
361
00:14:47,776 --> 00:14:49,743
Honey, I'm your dad.
362
00:14:49,778 --> 00:14:54,180
I've lied to you more times
363
00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:56,015
But I got to be straight.
364
00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:57,550
This is real.
365
00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:59,219
(whimpers)
366
00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:01,221
Okay, Halloween
isn't over yet.
367
00:15:01,256 --> 00:15:04,791
We can still squeeze in some
solid trick-or-treating.
368
00:15:04,826 --> 00:15:06,292
(tires screeching)
369
00:15:06,328 --> 00:15:08,895
Hurry, go, go, go!
370
00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:10,296
What? What's the rush?
371
00:15:10,332 --> 00:15:12,132
Go, go, have fun.
372
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:13,600
There's still time.
373
00:15:16,905 --> 00:15:19,873
(gasps)
It's too late.
374
00:15:19,908 --> 00:15:22,308
The change is upon us.
375
00:15:23,745 --> 00:15:26,112
The children are
all sleeping
376
00:15:26,148 --> 00:15:28,581
Not one kiddie
on the streets
377
00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:31,317
The fun's just starting
for Mommy and Daddy
378
00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:32,418
Sexy tricks
379
00:15:32,454 --> 00:15:33,753
BOTH:
And boozy treats
380
381
00:15:36,191 --> 00:15:39,793
Hit on slutty crayons
382
00:15:39,828 --> 00:15:44,430
Policeman dressed
as bondage Frankenstein
383
00:15:44,466 --> 00:15:46,833
Your kid's teacher
384
00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:48,668
In a steampunk orgy
385
00:15:48,703 --> 00:15:50,336
Ha
386
00:15:50,372 --> 00:15:55,175
387
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:59,345
It's time
for grown-up Halloween
388
00:15:59,381 --> 00:16:03,817
Close your eyes
if you're under 18
389
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:07,420
It's my chance
to show boobs
390
00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:10,256
Live my fantasy...
391
00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:12,959
'Cause tomorrow morning
392
00:16:12,994 --> 00:16:15,795
We won't remember a thing
393
00:16:15,831 --> 00:16:18,932
Our lives are awful
and dreary
394
00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:21,801
So tonight we're going way,
way, way, way, way too far
395
00:16:21,837 --> 00:16:23,970
Hide your kids
396
00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:26,973
This cannot be unseen
397
00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:31,845
It's naked, wasted,
grown-up Halloween.
398
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,880
(burps)
399
00:16:35,984 --> 00:16:38,785
Can't hide forever,
thumb-head.
400
00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,787
Sooner or later,
you're gonna have to buy
401
00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:42,789
Thanksgiving decoration,
402
00:16:42,824 --> 00:16:46,059
and we'll be waiting
by the Indian corn.
403
00:16:46,094 --> 00:16:47,894
(clattering)
404
00:16:47,929 --> 00:16:50,330
Oh, no, now they're trashing
our stuff.
405
00:16:50,365 --> 00:16:52,165
(chiming)
406
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,167
Oh, they've tangled up
my wind chimes.
407
00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:56,236
How will I know
when the wind is blowing?
408
00:16:56,271 --> 00:16:59,672
(groans) I hate this,
I hate feeling afraid.
409
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,674
Maybe I shouldn't admit
this to my daughter,
410
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:04,077
but I'm scared, too,
411
00:17:04,112 --> 00:17:06,913
but you can't let fear
shut down your brain,
412
00:17:06,948 --> 00:17:10,383
because between the two of us,
we've only got one good one.
413
00:17:10,418 --> 00:17:12,418
I've got it.
414
00:17:14,422 --> 00:17:18,524
What if... we use these
415
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,593
You're right.
416
00:17:20,629 --> 00:17:24,597
I may not be the smartest dad
or the bravest or the smartest,
417
00:17:24,633 --> 00:17:28,434
but I am great at one thing-drawing attention to our home.
418
00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,270
If we're gonna
get out of this,
419
00:17:30,305 --> 00:17:32,739
we're going to need
every holiday you've got.
420
00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:36,709
Ay, ay, ay, ay
421
00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:39,913
Halloween is so<i> bueno...</i>
422
00:17:39,948 --> 00:17:43,583
Ooh, the Seor Skeletinos.
423
00:17:43,618 --> 00:17:45,585
He must have leaned
on the "try me" button.
424
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,787
(laughs maniacally)
425
00:17:47,822 --> 00:17:50,223
(taunting):
We're coming to get you.
426
00:17:50,258 --> 00:17:54,761
And no fancy ceiling door
is gonna stop us.
427
00:17:55,797 --> 00:17:56,797
(gasps)
428
00:17:58,266 --> 00:18:00,233
(grunts)
MAN: Almost got it.
429
00:18:00,268 --> 00:18:01,501
(grunts)
430
00:18:01,536 --> 00:18:02,502
Stuck.
431
00:18:02,537 --> 00:18:03,903
(grunting)
432
00:18:03,939 --> 00:18:05,638
They're coming-- hurry!
433
00:18:05,674 --> 00:18:08,107
Time to wake up
the neighborhood.
434
00:18:10,345 --> 00:18:11,345
D'oh!
435
00:18:12,347 --> 00:18:13,347
D'oh!
436
00:18:13,381 --> 00:18:15,181
(thugs clamoring)
437
00:18:16,618 --> 00:18:19,052
Here we go.
438
439
00:18:20,488 --> 00:18:22,121
Light the fireworks.
440
00:18:22,157 --> 00:18:24,824
The match won't stay lit-it's too windy.
441
00:18:26,761 --> 00:18:29,729
I've got something
that will burn.
442
00:18:29,764 --> 00:18:31,397
(gasps)
Are you sure?
443
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:34,400
Yes, this ratty
piece of polyester
444
00:18:34,436 --> 00:18:37,437
has been soaking in face
oil for eight years.
445
00:18:37,472 --> 00:18:39,138
Light him up.
446
00:18:44,012 --> 00:18:46,012
Good-bye, Tailee.
447
00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:50,650
(whistling and popping)
448
00:18:50,685 --> 00:18:52,185
(gasping)
What the...?
449
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,553
Huh?
450
00:19:00,495 --> 00:19:02,562
Now plug it in!
451
00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:03,830
(people gasping)
452
00:19:03,865 --> 00:19:05,531
Help, help!
453
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:06,766
Help, we're up here!
454
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:07,767
(muffled speech)
455
00:19:07,802 --> 00:19:10,203
Everscream Terrors
needs our help!
456
00:19:10,238 --> 00:19:12,605
We can get plastered and hit
on our coworkers later.
457
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,640
Come on!
458
00:19:13,675 --> 00:19:14,841
Get 'em, Zardoz!
459
00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:16,242
(gasping)
460
00:19:16,277 --> 00:19:18,144
Sexy drunks, stop them!
461
00:19:18,179 --> 00:19:20,179
(groaning)
462
00:19:22,817 --> 00:19:24,617
Tragic, really.
463
00:19:24,652 --> 00:19:27,620
For are these guys not
victims, too, in a way,
464
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:29,989
of our disposable
pop-up culture?
465
00:19:30,025 --> 00:19:31,824
When you get out,
look me up.
466
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:35,061
I know a guy who owns
a 99-cent store.
467
00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:37,897
99-cent store?
468
00:19:37,932 --> 00:19:40,900
Those places
are open year-round.
469
00:19:40,935 --> 00:19:42,902
The holidays will
come and go,
470
00:19:42,937 --> 00:19:45,772
but... (sniffles)
we'll stay.
471
00:19:48,176 --> 00:19:50,576
Grown-up Halloween
seemed pretty fun.
472
00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:52,578
I saw an areola.
473
00:19:52,614 --> 00:19:54,580
Oh, man, this is
the lamest night
474
00:19:54,616 --> 00:19:56,983
of my entire miserable
Li... (gasps)
475
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,520
Yes!
476
00:20:00,555 --> 00:20:03,122
Everscream
Terrors is back!
477
00:20:04,659 --> 00:20:05,758
(Bart laughs)
478
00:20:05,794 --> 00:20:08,494
Stop it, stop it,
479
00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:09,530
Boo!
480
00:20:09,564 --> 00:20:10,564
(gasping)
481
00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:13,966
(giggles)
482
00:20:14,002 --> 00:20:15,802
My brave girl.
483
00:20:15,837 --> 00:20:17,837
I burned Tailee.
484
00:20:19,641 --> 00:20:20,873
(grunts)
485
00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:22,375
(laughs)
486
00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:24,010
Foolish Simpsons.
487
00:20:24,045 --> 00:20:26,779
This was not their typical
Halloween experience.
488
00:20:26,815 --> 00:20:29,782
Wow, cool alien
voice, Lenny.
489
00:20:29,818 --> 00:20:32,185
Thanks, I've been
practicing it. As a mat...
490
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:34,478
(normal voice):
491
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:41,078
== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==
<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>
492
00:20:54,398 --> 00:20:56,865
(theme from<i> Halloween</i> playing)
493
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,316
Shh!