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broken.
- A computer's attention span is only as long as its extension
cord.
- A fault tolerant system must report the faults even as it
tolerates them.
- A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless
bathroom.
- (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*ckup completely?
- A)bort, R)etry, S)elf-destruct?
- A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?
- A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.
- A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door
- (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
- AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous
- Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
- APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
- ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.
- Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
- Brook
- After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
- All computers run at the same speed...with the power off.
- All hope abandon, ye who press ENTER here
- All new: The software is not compatible with previous
versions.
- All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy
actors.
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
- Another megabytes the dust.
- Any program that runs right is obsolete.
- Artificial Intelligence: Making computers behave like they
do in the movies.
- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
- As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
Your fault!