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No Time for T
E FEEL THAT THE TRANSGENDER IDEology is not compatible with the rights of
women, gay men and children, reads a controversial petition posted on change.org. In
essence, we ask that organizations...stop representing the transgender community as we feel their ideology is not only completely different from that promoted by the LGB community,
but is ultimately regressive and actually hostile to the goals of
gay women and men.
As of noon on Tuesday, the petition had gathered 1,674 signatures from purportedly gay, lesbian and bisexual individuals
who wish to separate themselves from transgender, non-binary,
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rently covered by the umbrella term LGBT. The petition suggests that the LGB community and the transgender community,
allies in various fights ranging from marriage equality to workplace nondiscrimination legislation, go their separate ways to
promote their own agendas.
The Drop the T petition is a laundry list of grievances
against the transgender community, including allegations of
harassment and verbal or physical intimidation of LGB people at the hands of transgender activists, the usurpation and
appropriation of the history of the gay rights movement, and
infringement upon private spaces, restrooms or other changing
facilities, particularly those reserved for biological women, by
transgender women. It also claims that the transgender com-
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munity has asserted undue influence over parents and health
professionals in order to diagnose children as transgender at an
early age.
The major LGBT organizations named in the petition
Lambda Legal, the Human Rights Campaign, and GLAAD
quickly responded by denouncing the petitions intent, arguing
that it does not behoove the movement to drive a wedge among
the various groups that comprise the community. And an even
larger number of people 3,674 as of noon on Tuesday have
signed a counter-petition affirming the importance of keeping
the LGBT community intact.
The author of the petition, using the pseudonym Clayton,
gave an interview to the right-wing website The Federalist in
which he asserts that many LGB people feel similarly about
being grouped together with transgender activists, but are
afraid to speak out.
I think this is an absolutely important distinction that has
not been discussed at all, Clayton said. Gay/bisexual men and
women just ARE we dont need medicine or surgery to help
us become who we believe we are, which is the case with the
trans community.
To take it further, the first is about sexual and affectional
orientation, who we are sexually attracted to and who we
choose to share our love with. The latter is about gender identity, and altering ones body to fit what ones mind believes it
should resemble. They are two very, very different ideas, and
the problem that develops when we are all under the same
umbrella is that so many of our enemies see us as one and the
same.
Transgender activist Dana Beyer says Claytons assertions
are misinformed, adding I have not read crap like that in a
long time, all in one place.
Says Beyer, Theres a bigger story here, about what happens
when small groups of activists, amplified by social media, do
things that are really outrageous, that then get picked up and
others, who are looking to stir up fights, use that to represent
the community at large. And thats what the case with this is.
Beyer said that there are some in the LGB community who
mistakenly believe the transgender community is somehow
ruining the progress that could be made on the equality front.
I almost felt like it was 2007 and ENDA all over again, with
some of the nonsense, she adds. Were not going back there.
This is so absurd because its such a throwback to those days.
And then the TERFs [trans-exclusionary radical feminists] jump
on board, and now were back at our arguments with NCLR and
the Task Force and the rest about the Michigan Womyns Music
Festival from last year. Its so petty and childish.
What this story has done has simply torn the bandage off
a long-separating abscess in the community, says Beyer. Not
a life-threatening abscess, this isnt something thats going to
cause sepsis and kill the patient. But its something thats been
there that weve bandaged over, weve never really cleansed
it out completely, we probably never can cleanse it out completely, because we are fundamentally two different communities that are also the same community. This has always been the
problem. But you read [Claytons] interview, and he acts as if the
gay community is this one unified, homogenous group of people.
And that couldnt be further from the truth.
Beyer says many of those differences among members of the
LGBT community are often papered over in some instances, as
when passing nondiscrimination legislation.
The genius of the American system as its developed, when
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R E CE N T
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GlaxoSmithKline and Johnson & Johnson, found that a
monthly or bimonthly injection was as effective in suppressing HIV as daily oral medication.
Trial participants were split into three groups, with each
receiving oral medication. One group continued to take daily
oral medication in the form of three daily pills, including the
drug cabotegravir. The second group was given an injection of
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cabotegravir and rilpivirine once a month, and the third group
was given the same injection at two-month intervals.
According to researchers, the patients who received injections had viral suppression rates nearly identical to the patients
who took the oral medication. The difference in results
which was not statistically significant showed that those
receiving bimonthly injections had a successful viral suppression rate of 95%, compared to 94% for those receiving monthly
injections, and 91% for those on oral medication.
While further studies need to be done, researchers are
cautiously viewing the results of the study as a positive development for the treatment of HIV. Paul Stoffels, the chairman
of pharmaceuticals for Johnson & Johnson, told Bloomberg
Business that the drug used in the injection requires refrigeration and is too large of a dose to be self-administered, as diabetics do with insulin shots.
The biggest breakthrough is that Johnson & Johnson has
learned how to take the oral medications and created a new
nano-emulsion that breaks the medication into tiny particles
so that it can be injected and absorbed by the body at a slower,
more gradual rate, thereby expanding the time in between
injections while also maintaining a constant level of medication in the body.
One of the biggest problems that continues to make treating HIV very difficult is adherence, getting people to take
even one pill a day, every day for the rest of their lives, says
David Hardy, senior director of evidence-based practices and
research at Whitman-Walker Health. What this treatment is
really being based on is some work that has been done, primarily for birth control.
In the world of preventing pregnancy, women take a pill
every day. But what they have also found is that they can take
one of the same medications that is found in a birth control
pill, and put into a slow-release device, or into an injection, in a
slow-release form, and can inject it into a woman. And she only
has to get that injection once every two or three months, and
still have the benefits of a daily pill.
What this is really being developed for is for situations in
which a person cant take a pill every day, and for people who
have a hard time with adherence, adds Hardy. It can also be
done just for convenience. They can get their injection, and
its done for the next two months. They dont have to go to
the pharmacy to pick up their prescription, they dont have to
worry about their co-pay, its all done right there in the doctors
office.
Ron Simmons, president of Us Helping Us, which works in
the areas of HIV prevention and treatment and case management for people living with the virus, says injectable medication would be a blessing.
In principle, for some people, that would be lifesaving,
says Simmons. The downside would be, is that going to cost
more, because now youve got a doctors visit. But maybe not, if
the insurance company is covering it. Simmons adds that more
research would have to be done to see how long after the twomonth window the shots remain effective, or whether there is
some degree of flexibility in terms of a few days to a weeklong cushion as to when a follow-up injection is required.
But overall, the benefits of injectable medication would
likely be more effective in treating the virus.
If youre trying to get people to be compliant by taking a pill
every day, he says, it should be easier to get them compliant
by seeing a doctor every other month. l
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CHRYSALIS arts & culture group
THURSDAY, NOV. 12
Bet Mishpachah hosts
CROWDSOURCING: COMMUNAL
ETHICS IN JUDAISM AND REAL
LIFE, the second of four classes
WOMENS LEADERSHIP
INSTITUTE for young LBTQ women,
13-21, interested in leadership development. 5-6:30 p.m. SMYAL Youth
Center, 410 7th St. SE. 202-567-3163,
catherine.chu@smyal.org.
WEEKLY EVENTS
ANDROMEDA TRANSCULTURAL
HEALTH offers free HIV testing, 9-5
WEEKLY EVENTS
ANDROMEDA TRANSCULTURAL
HEALTH offers free HIV testing, 9-5
FRIDAY, NOV. 13
WEEKLY EVENTS
ANDROMEDA TRANSCULTURAL
HEALTH offers free HIV testing, 9-5
SATURDAY, NOV. 14
ADVENTURING outdoors group
hikes 9.2 strenuous miles with 2500
feet of elevation gain on Old Rag
Mountain in Shenandoah National
Park. Suitable only for fit, experienced hikers. Bring beverages, lunch,
sturdy boots, and about $15 for fees.
Optional dinner follows. Carpool
at 7:30 a.m. from East Falls Church
Metro Station. Jeff, 301-775-9660.
adventuring.org.
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SUNDAY, NOV. 15
The DC Center hosts a presentation
by ADAM BROWN, an acupuncturist, bodywork therapist and group
facilitator from New York, for a session on conscious touch, based on
the principles of Taoism, for men. 11
a.m.-5 p.m. 2000 14th St. NW, Suite
105. For more info, visit thedccenter.
org or heart-centeredtouch.com.
WEEKLY EVENTS
LGBT-inclusive ALL SOULS
FRIENDS MEETING OF
WASHINGTON meets for worship,
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LUTHERAN CHURCH OF
REFORMATION invites all to Sunday
METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY
CHURCH OF NORTHERN VIRGINIA
services at 11 a.m., led by Rev. Onetta
Brooks. Childrens Sunday School, 11
a.m. 10383 Democracy Lane, Fairfax.
703-691-0930, mccnova.com.
METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY
CHURCH OF WASHINGTON, D.C.
GLBT fellowship, offers gospel worship, 8:30 a.m., and traditional worship, 11 a.m. 5 Thomas Circle NW.
202-232-0323, nationalcitycc.org.
UNITARIAN CHURCH OF
ARLINGTON, an LGBTQ welcoming-
UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST
CHURCH OF SILVER SPRING
invites LGBTQ families and individuals of all creeds and cultures to join
the church. Services 9:15 and 11:15 a.m.
10309 New Hampshire Ave. uucss.org.
UNIVERSALIST NATIONAL
MEMORIAL CHURCH, a welcom-
metro area. This group will be meeting once a month. For information
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MONDAY, NOV. 16
CAPITAL TRANS PRIDE hosts a
planning meeting for next years
Trans Pride events. 6-8:30 p.m. 2000
14th St. NW, Suite 105. For more
information, visit thedccenter.org.
CENTER FAITH, a group for LGBT
individuals and allied faith communities, holds its monthly meeting at The
DC Center. 6-8 p.m. 2000 14th St.
NW, Suite 105. For more information,
visit thedccenter.org.
WEEKLY EVENTS
DC AQUATICS CLUB (DCAC) practice session at Hains Point, 927 Ohio
Dr. SW. 7-8:30 p.m. Visit swimdcac.org.
DC SCANDALS RUGBY holds
free, rapid HIV testing. No appointment needed. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1012 14th
St. NW, Suite 700. 202-638-0750.
WHITMAN-WALKER HEALTH
TUESDAY, NOV. 17
CENTER BI, a group of The DC
WEEKLY EVENTS
ANDROMEDA TRANSCULTURAL
HEALTH offers free HIV testing, 9-5
testing and STI screening and treatment every Tuesday. 5-6:30 p.m.
Rainbow Tuesday LGBT Clinic,
Alexandria Health Department, 4480
King St. 703-746-4986 or text 571-2149617. james.leslie@inova.org.
THE DC CENTER hosts Coffee DropIn for the Senior LGBT Community.
10 a.m.-noon. 2000 14th St. NW. 202682-2245, thedccenter.org.
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OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS
LGBT focused meeting every
Tuesday, 7 p.m. St. Georges
Episcopal Church, 915 Oakland Ave.,
Arlington, just steps from Virginia
Square Metro. For more info. call
Dick, 703-521-1999. Handicapped
accessible. Newcomers welcome.
liveandletliveoa@gmail.com.
SMYAL offers free HIV Testing, 3-5
p.m., by appointment and walk-in, for
youth 21 and younger. Youth Center,
410 7th St. SE. 202-567-3155, testing@smyal.org.
SUPPORT GROUP FOR LGBTQ
YOUTH ages 13-21 meets at SMYAL,
410 7th St. SE, 5-6:30 p.m. Cathy
Chu, 202-567-3163, catherine.chu@
smyal.org.
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 18
BOOKMEN DC, an informal mens
gay-literature group, discusses Gay
American Autobiography: Writings
from Whitman to Sedaris by David
Bergman, editor. 7:30 p.m. DC Center,
2000 14th St. NW, Suite 105. All welcome. bookmendc.blogspot.com.
The HIV PREVENTION WORKING
GROUP of The DC Center meets to
discuss ongoing and upcoming initiatives. 6-8 p.m. 2000 14th St. NW,
Suite 105. For more information, visit
thedccenter.org.
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WEEKLY EVENTS
AD LIB, a group for freestyle conversation, meets about 6:30-6 p.m.,
Steam, 17th and R NW. All welcome.
For more information, call Fausto
Fernandez, 703-732-5174.
ANDROMEDA TRANSCULTURAL
HEALTH offers free HIV testing, 9-5
free, rapid HIV testing. No appointment needed. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1012 14th
St. NW, Suite 700. 202-638-0750.
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Joyous
Cooking
With a gorgeous new cookbook, Jonathan Bardzik
is hoping to sprout his Eastern Market roots
into a national culinary brand
Interview by Doug Rule
Photography by Todd Franson
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that may be listed in a recipe, or feeling like you dont have the
technical skill. I think everyone should feel in every moment like
they can go in with exactly the skills they have and put a wonderful meal on the table for the people who are eating with them.
MW: There are some people though that dont have much interest in
cooking, feeling like its not worth the time.
BARDZIK: And it does take time. I feel like thats such important
time though, and time that weve lost. Jason and I often hang out
for an hour-and-a-half, two-hours a night during dinner prep.
Its where we spend a lot of time talking. Relationships take
maintenance, and I think weve given up so much of that mainMETRO WEEKLY: How did you get started cooking professionally?
tenance time to TV and iPhones, and just being so damn busy.
JONATHAN BARDZIK: This all started four and a half years ago. Life MW: How long have you two been together?
was pretty darn good. I was married to my husband Jason for BARDZIK: We met in 2005. A mutual friend invited us to a Nats
about two years, living on the Hill right near Eastern Market, baseball game. We started hanging out throughout that summer.
had a job I liked doing marketing for a trade association in He came home with me that Thanksgiving. In 2008, I proposed
horticulture. I took my brother out to dinner, were sitting to Jason while we were on vacation up in Maine, and we got
at Tunnicliffs right across the street from Eastern Market. I married in June 2009. It was legal in Massachusetts, and I think
explained to him, You know every Saturday when I come here the week we got back from our honeymoon, D.C. began recogand shop at the market, I think, if people knew what this food nizing marriages performed elsewhere.
was and why it was so special and what to do with it, theyd bring MW: What are some ingredients to the relationships success?
more home and have more fun. And he asked the magic ques- BARDZIK: A little forgiveness and a lot of support. Jason is my
tion: Why arent you doing that?
joy and my strength in life. He gives me support I dont deserve.
MW: No one was doing that at Eastern Market before you?
We got married and both had these really stable, pretty regular
BARDZIK: Im the only one who does cooking demos there. They
association jobs. And mine started to take a lot more time, but to
had no cooking demo prior to
go to your husband and say, Hey
me. I walked into the managers
babe, I know we have these nice
Cooking does take time. I feel like stable incomes, and lives kind of
office and said, Could I do this?
And once he figured I wasnt
thats such important time, and time clean and orderly. Im going to
totally insane, he said yes.
walk away from that and start
that weve lost. Jason and I often
My first live demo ever was
a job as a culinary entertainer.
at Eastern Market on the last
And he has just all along said,
hang out for an hour-and-a-half,
Saturday in July of 2011. On a
Im 100-percent behind you, I
patch of dirt no tent. I was lit- two-hours a night during dinner prep. believe in you. Youre really good
erally icing down salad bowls by
at this, go make it happen.
the end of the demo to make sure
MW: Does he come to your demos?
they didnt wilt the greens, they
BARDZIK: He came out the first day
had gotten so hot [in the sun].
to support me but we realized
that day that there was no way I
MW: When did you quit your job
could do this alone. And so he was
and make culinary art a full-time
out there every single Saturday
pursuit?
BARDZIK: Almost a year and a half ago now. I do a lot of live for two years, on top of working his day job, washing dishes.
demos some are home events where, rather than coming in
Finally, at the end of two years, I started finding some extra
and just cooking for people, I will come in and cook with people. support. So hell come out for special weekends now.
So we cook together, through a full dinner menu. And they learn MW: Your new cookbook is called Seasons to Taste, and its broken
some basic techniques and talk about ingredients and where you into sections based on the four seasons. Why highlight the seasons
go grocery shopping, their favorite restaurants in town just in that manner?
a kind of fun, casual evening. I do more and more corporate BARDZIK: I grew up in western Massachusetts, so seasons are
events. I did an eight-week stint with USDA this summer. I was really pronounced. The fall colors are so amazing. Winter is
in there one day a week doing a live cooking demo in their dining different from here. Winter is much colder and snowier, but
facility. But the weekly demo at Eastern Market is totally volun- its also a lot sunnier, theres this amazing brightness to winter.
teer for me. Its always been voluntary.
Summer doesnt quite have the oppressive heat that you have
MW: The market or the farmers have never offered to pay for what
here, its just easier. But my family also owned a garden center,
is, essentially, marketing?
so our lives really were built around seasons. And growing up,
food still was very seasonal. It wasnt until somewhere in the
BARDZIK: No. Its city-run, so that whole funding thing is much
more complicated. Theyve been wonderfully supportive just 80s where we started seeing this 12-month availability for a
not financially. And I like the fact that its free. I like getting paid, lot of ingredients. I started cooking really seriously in my early
obviously, for other things, but I think theres something magical twenties, the mid-90s, and found that having these ingredients
that were doing out there. Theres something about giving away available all the time, they were no longer special. You know,
December asparagus just doesnt feel as special. Youve got six
food, its just so powerful.
weeks in the middle of spring. Enjoy it while it lasts.
MW: Your goal is to get more people cooking?
BARDZIK: I truly believe no one should ever have a reason to
When I started shopping at Eastern Market, I fell in love with
not go into the kitchen including not having the ingredients the magic of that whole shopping experience going out on a
explains, noting that Tina and Archer are still active fans today.
But it was Nancy Mendrala, his third fan, who would actively
improve Bardziks brand. Four years after she joined Tina and
Archer in watching Bardzik cook, Mendrala is Tarnows director
of operations as well as his new books editor.
But of course, his ultimate fan would be his husband, Jason
Radlinger, but only when Bardzik isnt cooking beets. I have
patently failed at finding anything he likes with beets, he says
of the man he shares a home with in D.C.s Eckington neighborhood. I think he just doesnt like beets.
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for perfection, geeking out over even the most minute or trivial of
things, and everything being the best ever.
BARDZIK: Everything from Am I listening to the right music?
to Hows my home decorated? Its just become ridiculous. And
I think at the same time weve lost respect for the joy of knowledge, which should make our life richer. I talked to somebody
the other day who said, Ive had lots of hobbies and I stopped
them all because I could never get them perfect. And I think,
just have fun.
MW: So cooking has become something of a lost art, is that what
youre saying?
BARDZIK: I think we take it too seriously. You know, everyones
got to be a home chef. Being a chef is both about a skill level in
terms of understanding food, but its also about a skill level in
terms of preparing for the public. Thats not what youre doing
putting dinner on the table on Tuesday night. I truly believe that
life can and should be lived well. And that should be accessible
to everyone, regardless of means. Its no more complicated than
preparing a simple meal and sharing it with the people who
make your life matter. We shouldnt feel like theres anything
keeping us from doing that. If its a great grilled cheese sandwich
and a really good bowl of soup thats fantastic. You dont need
to know the origin of your tomatoes, and you dont need to know
who made the cheese thats fun, I love when I know that, and I
love when I taste a piece of cheese and can identify some tasting
notes. But sometimes you just want to eat a grilled cheese and
tomato soup on a snowy day and watch a movie.
MW: Do you ever eat fast food?
BARDZIK: Far too often. And Im working on that. I totally understand the challenge of time. And when I eat it is typically when Ive
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gone and cooked for someone else and Im coming home at 10:30
at night and think, I am not going to cook dinner for myself now.
Im working on it. Its a discipline. We have cut way back on
takeout and delivery. Six or seven years ago, we were on vacation in Lauderdale. We used to go down there pretty regularly.
And the last night of our vacation we would always hang out in
the pool of this hotel we were at. After a couple far-too powerful
fruity rum cocktails, we would make promises we had no intention of keeping. Things like, Im totally going to the gym every day
when we get back. I promise to always change the toilet paper roll
when it runs out. But this one year I said, no more takeout or
delivery. Three months later, Im at my front door grabbing a bag
of General Tsos chicken and some dumplings. I realized the only
way I was going to get around this was to start to learn to make
those dishes myself. And so Ive spent a lot of time in the last five
or six years learning how to make our favorite takeout at home.
There are nights now I say, I really want Chinese food. Jason
will just say, Youre not ordering out because what you can cook
is so much better. And often just as fast.
MW: Do you do all the cooking?
BARDZIK: I do probably 99 percent of the cooking. I think I like it
more. Jason is a pretty good cook. He bakes. And he bakes in the
comfortable way that I cook.
MW: Do you think youll ever have kids?
BARDZIK: I dont, only because of the choice that I made with this
career and what its doing both in terms of time and economic
stability. I have a niece and a nephew and a godson who I love
spending time with. Jason also has said he doesnt want kids,
which perplexes me, because hes amazing with them.
MW: Have you experienced any discrimination in your cooking
career?
BARDZIK: Starting the demos at the market was the first time in
probably seven or eight years I had to think about coming out to
anyone. Im suddenly standing in front of a crowd of 20 people
and Im about to tell a story about Jason. This was 2011, so this
was when gay marriage was really hot and heavy as an issue in
D.C. The whole use of the word husband was super-touchy at
that time. I feel like thats already become less of an issue.
So Im up there thinking, alright, is Jason my roommate,
my boyfriend, my partner, my husband what do I call him in
this story? I was having a conversation with my sister and she
said, Well, you probably should think about trying to appeal
to as many people as possible. Which was just enough to get
me pissed off. To say, Hell, no. I thought, What Im really
doing here is not cooking. Im a storyteller. And being a great
storyteller means shutting down your mind, opening up your
heart, and just letting truth spill out. I decided Im just going to
be totally open about this. And Im trying to build an entertainment brand. If Im not going to satisfy you, we should probably
figure that out right up front and you can go find someone who
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actually find you entertaining, Del Rio says. I take every compliment along with every insult with a grain of salt. But that
doesnt stop her from dishing out insults by the shakerful, and
audiences can expect nothing less from Rolodex of Hate, which
stops at the Lincoln Theatre this Saturday.
people.
MW: Especially with the advent of social media. Has that affected
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Living Large
LAURA DOMELA
SPOTLIGHT
CONGRESSIONAL CHORUS
Living, Laughing & Loving :
MARY LAMBERT
TORM LARGE ISNT YOUR TYPICAL SINGER, AND SHE WOULDNT HAVE IT
any other way.
The former frontwoman of Pink Martini, Large has had an eclectic performance
history, from reality TV darling to rock and roll musician to musical theatre heroine. Ive
always been a cabaret artist, though, she says. When I was in a rock band, the audience
would be plugging their ears going Oh my god, stop talking, because I would just tell stories
naturally on stage.
While some might know her from her time on CBSs Rock Star: Supernova, Large never
felt like she fit in as a rock singer. My voice was too pretty, she says. And I never had a
typical lead in. Ill just start talking and go off on a rant about etymology, or food, or Santa
Clauses next to Halloween Candy. But people across the country are coming out in droves
to hear Larges stories and her songs. People actually want to see it! she exclaims. Its not
your typical music show. Its a very interactive, fun party atmosphere. I am really enjoying it.
Its Larges free spirit and lack of filter that really keeps the audience locked on the
brassy performer. I have no mouth cap, she says. When I talk, sometimes its dirty, but
Im not that kind of girl wholl just put on a pretty dress and sing. Describing herself as a
glamorous outsider, Large has a unique position to advocate for important social issues. In
perhaps one of her most famous songs, 8 Miles Wide, Large lauds labias, explaining how
vaginas (and women) should be treated as equally as penises (and men.) Sexual inequality is
still prevalent today. Opinions of women are still lesser than a mans, she says. Ive always
tried to gently point things out to men the things that are patriarchal.
And Large isnt afraid to tackle even the most taboo of topics. Ive never really had a problem discussing my sexuality, or what I like, she says. When I was a child, I was really turned
on by nature specials. When a lion would take down a small antelope, I would find myself very
aroused. And you know, I always thought girls were beautiful and smelt good and tasted good.
I never had a problem with the idea. Being with women felt natural to me and boys feel good,
too. Sexuality, its crazy. Connor J. Hogan
Storm Large performs this Friday, November 13th at 8 p.m. at AMP by Strathmore, 11810
Grand Park Avenue, North Bethesda, Maryland. Tickets start at $30. For more information,
call 301-581-5100 or visit ampbystrathmore.com.
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BECKY BASTIEN
The
S Factor
TS LIKE OUR LITTLE GSA, THEA KANO SAYS IN DESCRIBing the Gay Mens Chorus of Washington DCs GenOUT chorus.
The group, which brings together 30 openly LGBT students from
more than 15 area high schools, is one of several initiatives for which the
Chorus is raising funds as they host a second week of performances of
The S* Show.
Featuring the music of Sondheim, Sinatra, and Streisand, the cabaretstyle show tries to help audiences connect with performers beyond seeing
them simply as characters. An intimate affair, the cast includes 11 vocalists
and 1 pianist. Every performer is featured at least twice and, in addition to
a song, each performer shares a personal story with the audience.
I said come to the audition with a song in mind and its story in mind,
Kano continues. That is my favorite part of this show the natural
STRATHMORES MUSEUM
SHOP AROUND
SUZANNE VEGA
AND DUNCAN SHEIK
These two folk-pop singer-songwriters unite for a night of their individual hits which include Luka
and Barely Breathing plus
music they created together for
Vegas Off-Broadway debut, Carson
McCullers Talks About Love. Expect
to also hear tunes from Sheiks Tony-
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An evening featuring the D.C. premiere of two new works by the Tony
Awardwinning choreographer and
FILM
BY THE SEA
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are onscreen together for the first time since
Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Jolie wrote and
directed the film, which follows a
couple on vacation as they struggle to
revive their failing marriage. Opening
Friday, Nov. 13. Area theaters. Visit
fandango.com.
SPOTLIGHT
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STAGE
AKEELAH AND THE BEE
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GIRLSTAR
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PERICLES
SHERLOCK HOLMES
UNEXPLORED INTERIOR
Ari Roth doesnt flinch from launching his new theater company with a
bang, offering a world premiere of Jay
O. Sanders epic about the madness
and majesty of Rwanda in the wake
of wartime horror. Derek Goldman
directs a cast including Erika Rose,
Caroline Clay and Michael Anthony
Williams. To Nov. 29. Atlas Performing
Arts Center, 1333 H St. NE. Tickets are
$20 to $60. Visit atlasarts.org.
MUSIC
BALTIMORE SYMPHONY
ORCHESTRA WITH HILARY HAHN
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JONATHAN BUTLER
Petite Texan continues to tour in support of last years classic country set The
Way Im Livin, her first after a sevenyear absence. After a sold-out stop at
Wolf Trap earlier this year, Womack
returns to the Virginia suburbs for a concert you can enjoy over dinner as well as
drinks. Sunday, Nov. 15, at 7:30 p.m. The
Birchmere, 3701 Mount Vernon Ave.,
Alexandria. Tickets are $35. Call 703549-7500 or visit birchmere.com.
MADELEINE PEYROUX
Touted for her reinvention of familiar early American blues and jazz
tunes and a style reminiscent of Billie
Holiday, this Georgia-born jazz peach
makes her Wolf Trap debut to offer a
musical anthology of her nearly 20-year
career, touring in support of Keep Me
In Your Heart For A While - The Best of
Madeleine Peyroux. Tuesday, Nov. 17,
at 8 p.m. The Barns at Wolf Trap, 1635
Trap Road, Vienna. Tickets are $42
to $45. Call 877-WOLFTRAP or visit
wolftrap.org.
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STRING BAND
DANCE
GLOBAL EXPRESSIONS: A WORLD
DANCE SHOWCASE
Dance Baltimore presents this showcase hosted by Maria Broom and featuring Natya Kala Mandir East Indian
Dance, Rueda de Casino Baltimore
and Yesodot Israeli Youth Dance.
Saturday, Nov. 14, at 7 p.m. Gordon
Center for Performing Arts, 3506
Gwynnbrook Ave., Owings Mills, Md.
Tickets are $20 in advance, or $22 at
the door. Call 410-356-7469 or visit
gordoncenter.com.
READING
JULIANNA BAGGOTT AND LAURA
KASISCHKE
stage
Table Talk
Winners and Losers is like being
trapped in the boring room
at the party
by KATE WINGFIELD
SIMON HAYTER
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Welcome Harvest
The last two plays in the
Apple Family Cycle at
Studio Theatre really shine
ALLIE DEARIE
by DOUG RULE
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Roll Call
Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 checks
its abundant feature list, but its
a little listless all the same
by RHUARIDH MARR
ACTIVISION
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Germ Warfare
Simple tips to help you battle
through flu season this winter
by KATE WINGFIELD
illustration by CHRISTOPHER CUNETTO
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touching your eyes, nose or mouth is an ideal way to give yourself the flu. Keep your hands away from your face and be sure
to wash them thoroughly and regularly throughout the day.
Likewise, if you sneeze or cough, do it into a tissue and throw
it away. If you dont have a tissue, direct germs into your elbow,
not your hands.
4. EMPLOY A NO FLY ZONE. The flu virus is spread by respiratory droplets, so avoid close contact with other people during flu
season (unless its worth the risk). Theres no need to go for the
all-out nerdiness of an elbow bump, but do avoid handshakes and
hugs if possible, especially if someone is ill. Keep up your immunity with a balanced diet, plenty of sleep and regular exercise.
5. FIND YOUR INNER-GERMAPHOBE. Whether at home or work,
avoid sharing drinks, cutlery, computers, telephones, mobile
devices and anything else regularly handled. If you must share,
disinfect the surfaces you touch (before and after you do so). If
you really enjoy entertaining the office, also consider routinely
disinfecting doorknobs, switches, handles, desks and other surfaces that are touched by all and sundry.
6. GO TO GROUND. If you do get the flu, help yourself fight it
by staying home, resting and keeping hydrated. Help others by
staying out of circulation while you are symptomatic and for at
least 24 hours after your fever is gone (without medication). The
American Red Cross offers the following recommendations for
dealing with and containing the flu if you get it:
ble. If you need help, have only one caregiver and be sure they do
not share your glasses and towels with the household. Anything
you use should be washed in very hot water or tumble dried on
high heat. Consider having your caregiver use disposable gloves
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LIFE
LISTINGS
THURS., 11.12.15
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
Music videos featuring
DJ Wess
ANNIES/ANNIES
UPSTAIRS
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Small Plates, $4 Stella
Artois, $4 House Wines,
$4 Stolichnaya Cocktails,
$4 Manhattans and Vodka
Martinis
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $6 Call
Martini, $3 Miller Lite,
$4 Rail, $5 Call, 4-9pm
$3 Rail Drinks, 10pmmidnight, $5 Red Bull,
Gatorade and Frozen Virgin
Drinks all night Locker
Room Thursday Nights
DJs Sean Morris and
MadScience Ripped Hot
Body Contest at midnight,
hosted by Miss Kristina
Kelly and BaNaka $200
Cash Prize Doors open
10pm, 18+ $5 Cover
under 21 and free with
college ID
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
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DC EAGLE
Highwaymen TNT presents
Hot Jock Night Men in
jocks drink free, 8-10pm
Hot Jock Contest at
11:30pm, with prizes for
winner Thursday Night
Football on Big Screen
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Miss Ziegfelds 2016 Pageant
Sunday, November 278
scan this tag
with your
smartphone
for bonus scene
pics online!
Photography by
Christopher Cunetto
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm
Ladies Drink Free Power
Hour, 4-5pm Shirtless
Thursday, 10-11pm DJs
BacK2bACk
JR.S
All You Can Drink for $15,
5-8pm $3 Rail Vodka
Highballs, $2 JR.s drafts,
8pm-close Throwback
Thursday featuring rock/
pop retro hits
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
Beat the Clock Happy Hour
$2 (5-6pm), $3 (6-7pm),
$4 (7-8pm) Buckets of
Beer $15 Drag Bingo
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers
Shirtless Thursday DJ
Tim-e in Secrets 9pm
Cover 21+
FRI., 11.13.15
9 1/2
Open at 5pm Happy
Hour: 2 for 1 on any drink,
5-9pm Friday Night
Videos with resident DJ
Shea Van Horn VJ
Expanded craft beer selection No Cover
ANNIES
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Small Plates, $4 Stella
Artois, $4 House Wines,
$4 Stolichnaya Cocktails,
$4 Manhattans and Vodka
Martinis Upstairs open,
5-11pm
COBALT/30 DEGREES
All You Can Drink Happy
Hour $15 Rail and
Domestic, $21 Call &
Imports, 6-9pm White
Party Kick-Off Event featuring DJ Hansell Leyva
Chance to win 2 VIP
Muscle Beach Party tickets
DJs MadScience and
Keenan Orr in the lounge
$10 cover 10pm-1am, $5
after 1am 21+
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
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DC EAGLE
Potomac MC on Club Bar
for Triskaidecaphobia $2
Draughts on Club Bar and
Peters Famous Jello Shots
Men in uniforms receive
$2 off prices from 8-10pm
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Karaoke, 8pm
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm $5
Smirnoff, all flavors, all
night long
JR.S
Happy Hour: 2-for-1,
4-9pm $2 Skyy Highballs
and $2 Drafts, 10pmmidnight Retro Friday
$5 Coronas, $8 Vodka Red
Bulls, 9pm-close
TOWN PATIO
Open 6pm No Cover
before 10pm Cover after
10pm (entry through Town)
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers,
hosted by LaTroya Nicole
Ladies of Ziegfelds,
9pm Hosted by Miss
Destiny B. Childs DJ
Darryl Strickland in Secrets
VJ Tre in Ziegfelds
Cover 21+
SAT., 11.14.15
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 3-9pm $5 Absolut
& Titos, $3 Miller Lite
after 9pm Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover Music videos
featuring various DJs
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Drag Yourself to Brunch at
Level One, 11am-2pm and
2-4pm Featuring Kristina
Kelly and the Ladies of
Illusion Bottomless
Mimosas and Bloody
Marys Happy Hour: $3
Miller Lite, $4 Rail, $5
Call, 4-9pm Imperial
Court of Washington, D.C./
Collaborative Arts Party/
NYC Takes Over DC
Featuring DJs Mickey Mo
and Sidewalk Drink
specials all night Doors
open 10pm $10 cover
21+
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 4-6pm
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DC EAGLE
Highwaymen TNT on Club
Bar $ 2 Bud Draughts
Highwaymen TNT $2
Oversized Jello Shots $2
off prices all night for men
in club colors
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NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 3-9pm No Cover
TOWN
DC Rawhides host Town
& Country: Two-Step, Line
Dancing, Waltz and West
Coast Swing, $5 Cover
to stay all night Doors
open 6:45pm, Lessons
7-8pm, Open dance
8-10:30pm SERVED:
NYC Dance Party, 10pmclose Featuring DJs
Escape and Razor-n-Guido
and a live performance
from Alan T. Music and
video downstairs by DJ
Wess Drag Show starts
at 10:30pm Hosted by
Lena Lett and featuring
Miss Tatianna, ShiQueeta-Lee, Epiphany B.
Lee and BaNaka Doors
open 10pm $12 Cover
21+
TOWN PATIO
Open 10pm (entry through
Town) $12 Cover
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
Men of Secrets, 9pm
Guest dancers Ladies
of Illusion with host
Ella Fitzgerald, 9pm
DJ Steve Henderson in
Secrets DJ Don T. in
Ziegfelds Doors open
8pm Cover 21+
SUN., 11.15.15
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 3-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
$4 Stoli, Stoli flavors
and Miller Lite all day
Homowood Karaoke,
10pm-close No Cover
21+
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 2-6pm
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DC EAGLE
Sunday Night at the Meat
Rack Buffet, 2-7pm
$2 Bud and Bud Light
Draughts all day and all
night Sunday Football
NUMBER NINE
Pop Goes the World with
Wes Della Volla at 9:30pm
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on
any drink, 3-9pm No
Cover
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm
Mamas Trailer Park
Karaoke, 9:30pm-close
JR.S
Sunday Funday Liquid
Brunch Doors open at
1pm $2 Coors Lights and
$3 Skyy (all flavors), all
day and night
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
Drag Brunch, hosted by
Shi-Queeta-Lee, 11am3pm $20 Brunch Buffet
House Rail Drinks, Zing
Zang Bloody Marys, Nellie
Beer and Mimosas, $4,
11am-close Buckets of
Beer, $15
TOWN PATIO
Open 2pm Corn Hole,
Flip Cup and Giant Jenga
inside, 4pm No Cover
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers
Decades of Dance DJ
Tim-e in Secrets Doors
8pm Cover 21+
MON., 11.16.15
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover
ANNIES
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Small Plates, $4 Stella
Artois, $4 House Wines,
$4 Stolichnaya Cocktails,
$4 Manhattans and Vodka
Martinis
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $2 Rail, $3
Miller Lite, $5 Call, 4-9pm
Monday Nights a Drag
show, hosted by Kristina
Kelly Doors open at
10pm, show starts at
11pm $3 Skyy Cocktails,
$8 Skyy and Red Bull
$8 Long Islands No
Cover, 18+
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
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DC EAGLE
Sports Night Monday
Night Football Happy
Hour, 8-10pm Jersey
Night support your
favorite team Free Pool
all night
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Karaoke, 8pm
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour all night long
Michaels Open Mic
Night Karaoke, 9:30pmclose
JR.S
Happy Hour: 2-for-1,
4-9pm Showtunes Songs
& Singalongs, 9pm-close
DJ James $3 Draft
Pints, 8pm-midnight
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $2 Rail, $3
Miller Lite, $5 Call, 4-9pm
SIN Service Industry
Night $1 Rail Drinks
all night
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
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TUES., 11.17.15
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover
ANNIES
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Stella Artois, $4 House
Wines, $4 Stolichnaya
Cocktails, $4 Manhattans
and Vodka Martinis
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NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
Safe Word: A Gay Spelling
Bee, 8-11pm Prizes to
the top three spellers
After 9pm, $3 Absolut,
Bulleit & Stella
WED., 11.18.15
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover
ANNIES
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Stella Artois, $4 House
Wines, $4 Stolichnaya
Cocktails, $4 Manhattans
and Vodka Martinis
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COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $2 Rail,
$3 Miller Lite, $5 Call,
4-9pm Wednesday
Night Karaoke downstairs,
10pm Hosted by Miss
India Larelle Houston
$4 Stoli and Stoli Flavors
and Miller Lite No Cover
21+
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
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FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm $6
Burgers Drag Bingo
Night, hosted by Ms.
Regina Jozet Adams, 8pm
Bingo prizes Karaoke,
10pm-1am
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour all night long,
4pm-close
JR.S
Buy 1, Get 1 Free, 4-9pm
Trivia with MC Jay Ray,
8pm The Feud: Drag
Trivia, hosted by BaNaka,
10-11pm, with a $200
prize $2 JR.s Drafts and
$4 Vodka ($2 with College
ID or JR.s Team Shirt)
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
SmartAss Trivia Night,
8pm and 9pm Prizes
include bar tabs and tickets to shows at the 9:30
Club $15 Buckets of
Beer for SmartAss Teams
only Bring a new team
members and each get a
free $10 Dinner
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers
Shirtless Night, 10-11pm,
12-12:30am Military
Night, no cover with
military ID DJ Don T. in
Secrets 9pm Cover
21+ l
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RON NYSWANER, screenwriter of Freeheld, speaking at Los Angeles LGBT Centers Vanguard Awards as reported by
The Advocate. Nyswaner claimed that producers toned down the lesbian drama because they were fearful, stating,
Over my vigorous objections...the main characters were turned into lesbians with a lowercase L.
White House Press Secretary JOSH EARNEST, speaking about the Equality Act at a press briefing. The Act would
amend the Civil Rights Act to include discrimination protections for LGBT people.
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