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Thats a strange pair of socks youre wearing. - Ciudat pereche de osete pori. Una este
Ones red and the others green.
Yes, I know. And do you know what Ive got - Da, tiu. i tii ceva? Am o alt pereche
another pair exactly like it at home!
Now tell me, do you usually stir your tea with - Spune-mi, te rog, de obicei mesteci ceaiul cu
your right hand?
mna dreapt?
Oh, yes.
- O, da.
Congratulations, my boy! said the grooms - Felicitri, biete! a spus unchiul mirelui. Sunt
uncle. Im sure youll look back on this day as sigur c peste ani, vei privi aceast zi ca pe
the happiest day of your life.
- Unde ai fost?
Out riding.
- Am clrit.
Horseback?
- Pe cal?
Oh yes. He got back half an hour before I - O, da. El s-a ntors cu o jumtate de or mai
did.
The doctor took one glance and said, Its ntrebat el.
obvious! Youre not eating properly!
The old man at the Home was celebrating his Un btrn de la azil i celebra ce-a de-a 112-a
112th birthday. A reporter from the local aniversare de zi de natere. Un reporter de la
newspaper asked him, Tell me, what do you ziarul local l-a ntrebat, Spunei-mi, care
think is the reason for your long life?
A man ran into a bank and pointed a gun at Un brbat a nvlit ntr-o banc i a
the cashier. He said, Give me all your money, ameninat-o cu un pistol pe casier. El a spus:
or youll be GEOGRAPHY!
A lady was in the kitchen preparing dinner O doamn era n buctrie pregtind cina,
when she heard a loud banging all the way cnd a auzit o bufnitur puternic n jos, pe
down the stairs. She rushed into the hall where scri. Ea s-a repezit pe hol, unde a vzut-o pe
she saw her daughter lying on the floor. What fiica ei zcnd ntins pe podea.
happened? she asked. Did you miss a step?
treapt?
- Nu, a replicat fiica. Le-am lovit pe toate.