Newspaper Headlines 1994-1995

Big Ugly Woman Wins Beauty Pageant (newspaper in town of Big Ugly
[WV])
Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack (Jackson Citizen-Patriot [Michigan])
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy (Louisville Courier Journal)
Disciples of Christ Name Interim Leader (Los Angeles Times)
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors (Providence Journal)
Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award (Buffalo News)
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years (Post News)
Lack of brains hinders research (The Columbus Dispatch)
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half (Valley News)
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing (The Sun)
Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs (The Anchorage Times [Alaska])
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over (The Overland News)
Publicize Your Business Absolutely Free! Just send $6.00
(Entrepreneur magazine ad)
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped (The Times, U.K.)
Study: Long-Term Marijuana Use Harms Mermory (apparently it's rough on
spelling, too)
(Daily Hampshire Gazette of Northhampton [Massachusetts])

Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung (The Oakland Tribune)

Workers Finish Boring Sewer Tunnel (Atlanta Journal Constitution headline)
Alcohol Ads Promote Drinking (The Hartford Courant)
Alcohol Frequently Seen In Cases (Colorado Daily News)
Bible Church's Focus is the Bible (Saint Augustine Record [Florida])
Fish Lurk in Streams (Rochester Democrat & Chronicle [New York])
Heat Wave Linked to Temperatures (Daily Sun Post)
Infertility Unlikely To Be Passed On (Montgomery Advertiser )
Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought (The Herald-News [Westpost,
Massachusetts])
Police: Body Cavity Search Reveals Crack (La Crosse Tribune headline
[Wisconsin])
Plot to Kill Officer had Vicious Side (The Chicago Tribune)
Prosecution Paints O.J. as a Wife-Killer (Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel)
Putting Mattress On Floor Prevents Fall From Bed (Associated Press)
Sadness Is No. 1 Reason Men And Women Cry (Omaha World Herald)
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link (Cornell Daily Sun)
Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered by Men (The Sunday Oregonian)
2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves
911 tapes offer vivid glimpse into shooting's first minutes
A mortgage that helps with those credit problems
After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth
Air Head Fired
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Blind Bishop Appointed to See
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday
Child's Stool Great For Use In Garden
Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon
Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation
Deer Kill 17,328
Dow Breaks 10,000
Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors
Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 In 1984
Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
Evidence Of New Solar System Found
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Farmer Bill Dies In House
Fund Set Up For Beating Victim's Kin
Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One
Great Rail Journeys
House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly It May Last A While
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty
Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
Man Is Fatally Slain
Man Jumps Off Bridge. Neither Jumper Nor Body Found
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Man Wanted To Work In Dynamite Factory. Must Be Willing To Travel.

Man, Honest. Will Take Anything.
March Planned For Next August
Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
Mixing Bowl Set Designed To Please A Cook With Round Bottom For
Efficient Beating.
Mother's HelperPeasant Working Conditions.
Networking As A Job Search Tool
Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One
New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy
NJ Judge To Rule On Nude Beach
Now Is Your Chance To Have Your Ears Pierced And Get An Extra Pair To
Take Home, Too.
Offer Expires December Or While Supplies Last
Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni
Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax
Our Bikinis Are Exciting. They Are Simply The Tops.
Our Experienced Mom Will Care For Your Child. Fenced Yard, Meals, And
Smacks Included.
Our Sofa Seats The Whole Mob And It's Made Of 100% Italian Leather.
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Patient At Death's DoorDoctors Pull Him Through
Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Undersheriff
Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
Quarter Of A Million Chinese Live On Water
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
See Ladies Blouses. 50% Off!
Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
SF Club Scene Emerges From Underground
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66
Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
Snow Blower For Sale...Only Used On Snowy Days.
Soft & Genital Bath Tissues Or Facial Tissue 89 Cents
Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say
Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Stadium Air Conditioning FailsFans Protest

Star Wars Job Of The Hut$15
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Stiff Opposition Expected To Casketless Funeral Plan
Stock Up And Save. Limit: One.
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
Stud Tires Out
Sun To Introduce New Network Product
Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
The Best Toys For High-Tech Junkies
Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says
Tired Of Cleaning Yourself. Let Me Do It.
Toaster: A Gift That Every Member Of The Family Appreciates.
Trial By Fire For NATO Rookies: Poles, Czechs, Hungarians Having Second
Thoughts
Twins Big Rally Halts Indians' Streak
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
Two Sisters Reunite After Eighteen Years At Checkout Counter
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
War Dims Hope For Peace
William Kelly Was Fed Secretary
Woman Improving After Fatal Crash
3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
'83 Toyota hunchback$2000
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
And now, the Superstore unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled
inconvenience.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go
anywhere again.
Bill's septic cleaning "we haul American made products"
Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.
Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh
vagetables, salads, quiche.
Dinner Special-Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Exercise equipment: queen size mattress & box spring -$175.
For Rent: 6 room hated apartment.
For sale:
a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, rocking horse,
refrigerator, spring coat size 8 and fur collar.
For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Free puppies...part German shepherd part dog

Free: farm kittens. ready to eat.
German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.
Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and
salary.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
SENTENCES

1. He opened the door of his apartment and saw a light in his

mothers bedroom.
2. The night was warm and soundless.
3. He looked very tired after the match.
4. She will hand you the flowers at the top of the stairs.
5. You will not tell my secret to anybody.
6. At that moment I had given up waiting.
7. The old man grew very feeble now.
8. The whole city went crazy last night.
9. Do you think me serious?
10. They discovered the whole garden empty.
11. They found the dog wounded under a tree.
12. I found it hard to come to a rapid conclusion.
13. The younger generation has taken this sport up.
14. He sat taking off his boots
15. He said no more and did not go near. (DO / Locative
Compl)
16. He opened the window and felt again the pleasure of the
garden. (DO)
17. The rest of the party had evidently decided to go
home. (Compl to TV)
18. Sally smiled at everybody and dried her
eyes. (PrepCompl / DO)
19. She told Philip a long story. (IO + DO) / You will do me a
small favour. (IO + DO)
20. She gave him money. (IO + DO) / I gave her a little
shake and she stopped. (IO + DO)
21. He then gave us an inkling of the story. (IO + DO)

22. The book gives learners access to real language through a

rich mixture of highly readable authentic texts. (IO + DO +
Place Adjunct)
23. They called her and told her the same thing. (DO / IO +
DO)
24. She sent the poems to the boy. (DO + PIO) 0 She has
baked a big cake for Jimmy. (DO + PIO)
25. Don't breathe a word to anybody before Tuesday. (DO +
PIO) 0 She gave a lot of money to him.
26. The notes provide a key to the preceding exercises and a
commentary. (DO)
27. Those beliefs also influence length of
sentence and verdict. (DO) 0 Peter sold his car yesterday.(DO)
28. Mr. Bell, an expert on identification by witnesses,
addressed lawyers and psychologists at a conference in
London last week..(apposition / DO + adjuncts )
29. Once, in a particularly violent dream, she hit me on the ear
with her fist. (adjunct / DO + adjuncts )
30. Robert takes me only to art films (DO + Locative Compl). /
The guitar costs 200$ (Magnitude Compl)
31. The study section contains 60 four-page units. 0 She told
{the policemen to wait here}. (Exc. Clause)
32. I wouldnt consider {myself an assiduous reader of
novels}. (Exc. Clause)
33. He found {it exciting [to visit the gallery again]}. (Exc.
Clause) I never sleep well in strange beds.
34. The recent earthquake was just one catastrophe among
many.
35. The next couple of days were relatively free of care. The
players looked very tired.
36. The train arrived at noon. Its impossible to find your way
in this place.
37. There was a man waiting at the door. Inevitably, there is a
degree of overlap.
38. Seated in the diner, she stared out the window at white
hills and scattered pines whose every branch was a green
platter.

39. Unable to see any paintings and thinking of somebody else

I went to the back of the gallery, but I failed to find a staircase.
40. He wanted to use this as the beginning of a conversation,
but he was strangely nervous and could think of nothing to say.
41. I made the mistake of seeing too many paintings in too
short a time, and unfortunately I do not remember many of
them clearly, but I shall not forget this exhibition.
For the urban geographer, nowadays less convinced by
the supposed importance of physical constraints, these
conditions once again give some life to the longdiscarded concept of environmental determinism. The city
has a quite remarkable natural setting. Cradled in a
valley nearly 1000 meters in height between the
sheering coastal range of the Andes and the more
broken mountains to the south, its climate is superb
and the air pollution almost non-existent, in spite of the
swarms of motor vehicles.