MESSAGE FROM

MRS MARY CHRISTMAS

DECEMBER 2015

Dear Customers
Were ready for rollout but you may still place orders until 6pm on the 233d.
Christmas Inc has taken a revolutionary step to become bipolar. We have
established a footprint on the Antarctic continent, for ease of mobility and
enhanced security.

The new footprint credibly strategizes Christmas Inc.s logistic leverage

whilst boosting our supply-chains. Our cascading and balanced continuity
arms the gatekeeper, while an evolutionary efficiency expediently advances
our global reach. We now have two bases to touch.

Christmas Inc.s strengths have been built on a fierce commitment to

quality, value, integrity and innovation and an unmatched devotion to
client service. The bipolarity addresses our most pivotal challenges of
speed, security and coordination as we consistently fine-tune our supply
processes.

Christmas Inc. still does not interfere in the community in which we operate
(the world) except when our interests are threatened. We feel no need to
signal our virtue and pollute your psychic space via vacuous claims about
how green we are. Weve always been red and green, and we have no
intention of favouring the one above the other. Nor do we boast about our
our small carbon footprint. Frankly speaking, we should prefer a gigantic
carbon footprint but unfortunately our cutting-edge technology has
rendered that superfluous.

Weve decided to make delivery night a zero-sum game by employing

disruptive techniques and magic bullets to any and all competition. Where
bullets dont suffice, well deploy lazers. And yes, Christmas Inc. is quite
capable of boiling the ocean.

It has always been our policy to do unto the lawless before they do unto us.
My daughter Carol and the security elves have completed extensive combat
and weapons training. Christmas Inc. has entered a new era of neverbefore-beheld cyber warfare. I am therefore confident that nothing will
delay delivery this year. Profound regrets will rule the terrorists and rogue
states that dare to transgress on our route.

The Elves have excelled in the manufacture and procurement of extensive

ranges of those gadgets that most occupy our customers attention:
Tablets, Capsules, Pads and Pillules.

My daughter Merry, our Cashflow Thought Leader, has reported that

Christmas Inc. is in prime condition and all set to reap a bountiful harvest,
an equation entirely free of low-hanging fruit.

As usual, our sensitive and artistic son Noel has wrapped Christmas Inc. in
an elegant yet accessible red and green seasonal outfit.

My husband Nicholas (more familiar as Father) is safely nested in the

Betty Ford Clinic. It is my pleasure to disclose that we shall again avail
ourselves of the services of the reliable South African pilot Mr Happy
Christmas who has served with such distinction for four years running.

Wishing you a Mary Christmas,

Carol Christmas, Merry Christmas,
Noel Christmas and
Nicholas Father Christmas!

MARY CHRISTMAS
CEO: Christmas Inc.
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