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National Libraries Day
Help Norfolk libraries beat their
record for the number of people
listening to the same
story at the same time.
Come to Gaywood Library for
Norfolk Libraries Big Storytime
and listen to an exciting chapter
from Cressida Cowells series
How to Train Your Dragon.
This will be followed by a
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prize draw and other activities.
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Mallard News
This parish magazine is
published every month for the
residents of Great and Little
Massingham with the support of
the Great Massingham Parish
Council, the Parochial Church
Council and Massingham
Village Hall Trustees.
Histry Bits
FRENCH LEAVE
Two wealthy young Frenchmen, Francois and Alexandre de la
Rochfocauld made a year-long tour through Norfolk and Suffolk
in 1784. Here is an extract from their journal.
We passed through a place called Massingham, where we
www.greatmassingham.net went, for a moment, into a farm to have a word with someone
threshing in a barn and ask him a few questions. The farm bee-mail:
mallard.editor@btinternet.com longs to Lord Orford who lives at Houghton. It occupies nearly
Editorial Committee
two thirds of the parish. There are two other farms in the same
Editor: Bev. Randall.
village. They are not so big but, in general, all the farms of this
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district are of a good size, their buildings greatly augmented
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now, after harvest, by enormous stacks of wheat and, above all,
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of barley raised all around. As they had an excellent harvest
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this year the stacks were huge.
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The parson of this parish is,
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ever and, for this reason, very
th
20 February amusing. His parishioners told
us that he always gets up in
In this issue
the pulpit with his hair powdered and beautifully dressed,
Gaywood Library
but he reads so fast and also
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preaches so loud that no one
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can understand a word he
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says. The manner by which he
Many Thanks
got his doctorate at Cambridge
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Be a Governor
is unique. Having gone there
1765-1848
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to take his degree he was
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asked: Does the sun turn
Protect Our Verges
round the earth or the earth turn round the sun? The cleric, not
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knowing what so say and wanting to say something declared:
Sometimes the one way, sometimes the other. The reply
Gert & Daisy
seemed so ridiculous that they made him a doctor for this fatuous
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stupidity.
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The Rector of Great Massingham in 1784 was the Reverend
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Cock Langford, son of a London estate agent. He died of an
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apoplectic
fit while dancing at the Lynn Assembly Rooms. The
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farm referred to was Leicester Farm.
Derek Skipper
Parish Council
Massingham Historical Society
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We meet at The Barns, 9, School Road, on the
Church Services
3rd Wednesday each Month from 7.30 until 9pm.
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Next meeting - 17th February Contact Ant : 01485 520455
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Gert & Daisy......
We hev hed a few comments that you missed us larst month. We hed ter put our report in
by the 10th December. We hed a feel round our presents and cudnt work owt what they
were so decided wed better wait until arter Christmas.
Bert bought Gert a fancy foodmixer hoping her cakes will now improve. She bought him
sum headphones so she dont hev ter listen ter motorbikes roaring round while shes
trying ter watch Pointless. She thinks shes good at that game cos she get 100 points
every toime.
Sid bought Daisy a banjo to go with her joanna. That wus luvly but shed asked fer a
mandolin. All is OK now as the nice man in the shop changed it. Not to be outdone, Gert
bought herself a cornet (small trumpet) which she larst played at school about 45 years
ago. The memory is coming back but they do say long term memory is the larst to go,
dont they? Apologies to anyone within a mile radius of her house. Watch this space for
Gert and Daisy The Musical.
We really enjoyed being in the Murder Mystery even though we hed ter mix with a load
of furriners. There wus people from Weasenham, Harpley and Rougham but we sharnt
hold that aginst em. Gert was murdered twice by the dodgy bloke from Harpley but the
audience seemed ter enjoy it.
Bert and Gert invited Daisy and Sid ter spent Christmas Day with them and they awl hed
a very noice toime. They dint get too drunk so there int no parties organised fer this year
but that is the Queens 90th birthday, so who knows? However.......
Happy 99th Birthday to Mrs Miriam Flower on Monday 1st February. May have to start
planning a party for next year!
We have had very sad news since last toime. We hev lost Carl Gostling (as reported in
last months Mallard) in November, Mary Hinds (a long term resident of Massingham
who moved in to a home in Swaffham), Sid Crisp from Harpley (Ians father, Sara from
the shops father-in-law) and Jim Boeckeler (the late Bobbys husband) in December.
Unfortunately 2016 started no better with the passing of dear Mr Derek Skipper who was
a true gentleman and will be sadly missed especially by the Sunday morning paper brigade and the Bowls Club. A few days later Miss Mary Birkbeck of Little Massingham
died in hospital. Our thoughts and prayers go out to all their familes.
Well, now is the toime to start dewing sum exercise ter work off the Christmas pudding
and mince pies. We expect ter see yew awl dewing a lot of walking about the village
we will be watching from our windas.
We see the film club is showing Suffragette in January. Daisy saw this with her granddaughter and hed to answer sum very difficult questions. If yew watch the film yew may
find owt what they were.
We would loike to wish everyone a happy and healthy New Year.
Dew yew keep atroshing until next toime.
Gert and Daisy
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An Evening With the
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February at 7pm
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The Toddlers Certainly Know
How to Have a Good Time!
Some of the children at the Baby and Toddler Christmas Party on 17th December are
pictured below as they settled down to their
special feast.
The Group meets at the Village Hall every
Thursday morning 10am 11:30am. It is a
great opportunity the children to have fun
together. Parents enjoy the company too.
EVERY THURSDAY
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SAD FAREWELL TO POPULAR, MUCH-LOVED
LONG-TERM RESIDENT
It was with great sadness this month that we heard of the
death of Derek Edgar Skipper, aged 85years, and villagers
packed into Great Massinghams St. Marys on Thursday
21st January to pay their respects and thanks to this popular
resident. Derek will be sadly missed. He was a warm - hearted,
friendly person and a very active participant in Great Massingham over many years.
He was a local lad through and through having been born in
Castle Acre Road, Great Massingham in 1930 before his
family then moved to Jubilee Terrace in 1935. He was first
employed by Gagen Coal Merchants although, for most of his working life, he
worked for Hodgson Builders. From 1948 to 1950 he did his National Service (RASC).
He married Lena in August 1955 and they set up home in Rectory Row where Derek
modernised the cottage himself. They have three daughters - Avril and twins, Monica
and Maureen.
Derek was an accomplished sportsman for the village and played every sport and game
possible, both indoors and out. He was Great Massinghams lifelong bowling green
groundkeeper taking the task very seriously, tending the greens with great care. He kept
the bowling green immaculate for many years and it was a sad day when he decided to
step down from the role. In 2015, he was made an Honorary Member of the Bowls Club
in recognition of the valuable contribution he had made over the years both as player and
keeper.
An accomplished dancer, a devoted husband, father, grand father and great grand father,
a real gentleman he was greatly loved and will be sadly missed by us all.
Our thoughts are with his family at this sad time.
Parish Council Report January meeting Concern was expressed with the proposed
Nine councillors attended. Also present - Mr.
plans for developing the old RAF base at
Tilbury (Borough Councillor) & two parishioners. West Raynham and that, if granted, the
A response received from the Department
scheme would have a deleterious effect on
for Communities and Local Government,
the surrounding villages and the rural enregarding the new Transparency Code for
vironment, especially in view of the insmaller Councils, states the amount availcreased traffic. The current infrastructure
able to facilitate compliance with the new
was also considered insufficient for such a
regulations had been reduced. A new appli- large development.
cation has been submitted for a smaller figure. Next meeting, Mon. 15th February, 7.30pm.
The Budget and Precept requirements were
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discussed. The Central Grant available has
again been reduced (from 750 to 640) and
Harpley Village Hall at 7.30 pm
a small adjustment upwards in the Precept
Wednesday 10th February
was agreed. This will represent an additional
A games evening in the Village Hall
3p per week for Band D households.
Please join us. New members welcome.
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its only Lent again!
LL ARISHIONERS
We Brits like stability, dont we? We know where we are with Christmas
every year the same, December 25th. But as for Easter, well it moves around
all over the place. In the Church we call it a moveable feast. It makes for
huge complexity when planning ahead in business or education, for example. Easter is
really early this year; the start of Lent, Ash Wednesday, is on February 10 th, even before
Valentines Day. However, the Archbishops have now decided that Easter should come
into line with the Eastern Christian Church and, in the future, have the same date every
year. This will take 5-10 years to accomplish. So all we will have to contend with is the
clocks going back - and forward - as they will on 23rd March 2016 which this year just
happens to be Easter Sunday. Funny old world, isnt it?
Lent is the traditional time to give up something we enjoy (forgo chocolate?) and in doing so hope-fully become more appreciative of the pleasures of life when they are reinstated at Easter, forty days later. Or we can take something on a course of study perhaps? Lifelong learning has been described as the interaction between our experience
(good and bad) and our personal development. Lent Courses are a popular feature of this
season of the Church year and a great opportunity to dip ones toe into the water. This
year we are running the same course at each end of our benefice (group of churches) on
different evenings. We will be exploring together Not a Tame Lion by Hilary Brand, a
short course based on the writings of CS Lewis. Please see our website for further details
- or ask a member of the team.
We have now passed the first anniversary of our new benefice: the Gayton, Grimston,
Massingham and District Group of churches over ten different villages. Please check out
our exciting new website: www.ggmbenefice.uk We are fortunate in having several
groups that meet together regularly for prayer and Bible study. We hope to build on this
foundation over the coming months and offer other courses which could, if desired, lead
to confirmation. Please be in touch if this is of interest to you. I wish you a blessed and
rewarding Lent.
Reverend Judith.
PLEASE NOTE :
The Lent course at Massingham is kindly being hosted by Kim and Allan Frazer at
Cobwebs, Great Massingham on Mondays, starting on 15 th February at 7.30pm.
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Church Services
Date
February
Time
rd
3 February
Wednesday
7th February
Service
Location
Harpley
Harpley
Great Massingham
10th February
Ash Wednesday
Great Massingham
14th February
Great Massingham
Roydon
21st February
Little Massingham
Great Massingham
Harpley
28th February
Great Massingham
CHURCH NEWS
14th February,
Easter lilies
GROUP HOLY
10.30 am
Once again we will have
COMMUNION
Great Massingham
our church decorated with
lilies for our Easter Day
service. The lilies are all
Come to the GAP at
donated in memory of our
Roydon Church at
dearly departed. There
4pm on
will be lists displayed
14th February
with all the people who
have had lilies donated for them. The lilies
cost 2 each and we need the names and
25th February
payment given to Gladys ( 520772) or myJubilee Hall, Gayton.
self (520450) before March 10th.
Arrival 3.30pm for
We would appreciate any help Good Friday
colouring & refreshments.
pm to display the lilies.
Songs and story at
Grave Plans
4pm sharp.
We have recently had two grave plans taken
out of church. I would be very pleased if
Special Mothering Sunday
they could be returned. Many thanks.
Service
Church Cleaning
at Gayton
Saturday mornings at 10am. Please join us.
Sunday 6th March at 10.30 am
Stephen Hudson
Do come and join us!
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Organisation
Contact
Phone No.
Allotment Association
Gill Goold
07513125964
Borough Council
Mike Tilbury
520340
Denys Winner
520598
Bowls Club
Peter Wadham
520796
Church Contacts
Office
520823
Coronation Club
Pam Hales
520236
County Council
John Dobson
534989
Doctors
Massingham Surgery
520521
Fishing Warden
Nigel Yates
Football Club
520653
Shirley Rae
520259
Anthony Robinson
520455
Arthur Allen
520628
Parish Council
Pre-School
Pip Armitage
Police
Non-emergency
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School
Ann Beardall
520362
Village Hall
520588/520387
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Event
Time
Place
7,14 Feb
7 - 10 pm
8,22 Feb
2 - 4 pm
7 pm
Dabbling Duck
8 Feb
15 Feb
7.30 pm
16 Feb
Mobile Library
From 11am
17 Feb
Historical Society
7.30 - 9 pm
9, School Road
18 Feb
Film Club
7 for 7.30 pm
Village Hall
21 Feb
Strollers Walk
9.30 am
At the Well
25 Feb
Quiz Night
7.30 pm
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