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By Patricia Backora
Based on my current project:
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Carp Croquette: Freshly caught (freshly frozen) filet of carp, sourced from
Paddle Creek, ground up (bones and all), mixed with cracker crumbs, salt,
pepper, egg (powder), and jalapeo puree.
Sassy Slaw: Shredded cabbage, mayo, malt vinegar, cayenne pepper,
sugar, horseradish mustard and secret herbs and spices.
You Cant BEAT Our Unique Treats!
Faith Fries-Frozen potato planks nuked to defrost, then fried (in
cottonseed oil), (heavily) salted and kept hot under our Hellfire Heat Lamp.
Small-$1.22 Medium-$1.65 Large-$1.96 Jumbo-$2.13 Pigout-$2.16
Church House Chili: Ground steak (horse butt) tomatoes, pinto beans,
onions, hot peppers, and plenty of traditional Texas seasonings.
By the cup-$1.14 By the bowl-$2.34 OR By the tub-$3.33
Dieters Delites:
(So you wont come back)
DIET DESSERTS
Mango Mist: Gelatin and egg white, whipped with a pinch of Mango
Puree and Saccharine. Chilled and topped with a mint leaf.
Foggy Fudge Fantasy: Heaven in a spray can! Let your imagination
run wild, cause thats the only way youll get down to a size 0!
Sorry gals, thats it! Take it or leave it!
Our very own Un-BEAT-able Beverages
Dr. Paddler
Bobcat Cola
Bobcat Boot Beer
Heaven Up
Cold Tea (Thats the AMERICAN way to drink it)
Sissy Size 16-oz $1.38
Quick Swig: 32-oz $1.61
Big Bucket: 64-oz. $2.24
Horse Trough: 90-oz. $2.56
pint milk $1.02
Chocolate milk 11 extra
Hot Beverages:
Cowboy Coffee
$1.22/cup $2.42/man-size mug
Creamer and sugar 52 extra or BYO
Hellishly Hot Chocolate
$1.32/cup $2.22/man-size mug
WHIPPED Cream 64 extra
Diet Drinks:
17-oz. bottle Sulfur Springs Water $2.04
Tap water FREE (IF you bring your own cup)
Cup of Ice: 91
DIABOLICAL DESSERTS
Malachi Milkshake: Finish it in fifteen minutes and its FREE (no
sharing)! 48-oz creamy cranberry I-Scream WHIPPED and TITHE-dyed
with green Pray Paint and Caramel Curses. $3.10
FUN-damental Fudge: Two big chunks of Chocolate heaven to
celebrate your own Personal Pigout Day. A sin worth repenting of!
Crabapple Cupcake: A sassy treat you can BEAT with your teeth.
Baked with crabapples fresh from Brother Bobcats alleyway. $1.32
Fried Persimmon Pie: Made from persimmons fresh from Brother
Bobcats bird sanctuary. Swaddled in a slab of lard pastry, then deep
fried to a golden brown and slathered with BUTT-er icing. $1.48
SIN-sational Cookie: A SPANKTACULAR speckled delite! A massive
peanut butter cookie shot through with cinnamon BBs, chocolate
chunks and BUTT-ery pralines. $1.44
Woodshed Paddle: A whole foot of holey fun! 1-inch thick peanut
brittle board full of holes, with a taffy handle. Git yore licks on one end
before you swaller it at the other end. Be sure and sign it before you
eat it! Your dentist will thank you for ordering it! $2.17
Punitive Prune Whip: Our unique triple treat! Prune puree swirled
with Beet Ambrosia and Grecian Yogurt. Topped with pickled (petrified)
walnuts, Persimmon Sauce, Caramel Curses and Whipped Topping. A
TOP SECRET family recipe handed down for ten generations. Treat your
mother-in-law! Shell GO for it!
Fried Fudge Sundae: Decadent Fudge boulders bury a mountain of
BUTT-er BRICK-le I-scream. Next its wrapped in a big sugary crepe.
Then its all dipped in our own special Bobcat Batter and quick-fried (in
cottonseed oil), then yanked out before we flood it in Chocolate Chastening
Syrup. Then its buried under an avalanche of WHIPPED topping and a
landslide of pecan pralines rolled in powdered sugar. $3.21