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In the wake of looting, the disabled sieze an opportunity
DALTON BENNETT
BISHKEK, 22 Apr (Eurasianet) - Not too long ago
the vaulted, shiny red roofs were the object of both
envy and scorn. It is widely believed that they be-
longed to Maxim Bakiev, the wealthy son of Kyr-
gyzstan’s recently ousted leader, Kurmanbek Bak-
iev. An angry mob ransacked the home on April 7,
looting the property before setting part of it ablaze.
But now, two weeks later, the house is the scene of a
grassroots experiment in social justice.
As the provisional government tries to foster
stability following the early April upheaval that
brought down the Bakiev administration, Maxim’s
compound, once the subject of folkloric tales of
decadence, has become home to a group of disa-
bled squatters. They harbor aspirations of turning
the property into a shelter and work center. A spray-
painted sign across the makeshift gate reads, “Disa-
bled Against Marauding.”
A handful of civil society organizations, includ- Above Disabled squatters on Maxim Bakiev’s front lawn (photo Dalton Bennett)
ing the Kyrgyz Republic Society of Disabled Persons
and the Union of Young Disabled of Chui Oblast, Despite widespread community support, the squatters from using the current instability to claim
seized control of the property the morning after the occupation is illegal under Kyrgyz law. And amid property. But it has also called the future of Maxim’s
president fled. Maxim was out of the country when the ongoing lawlessness, some question the sei- house and the disabled center into question.
the unrest erupted and has not returned. He is now zure. Across the street, one bystander, requesting “This house has come under the power of the
wanted in Kyrgyzstan for suspected money laun- anonymity, said; “I never supported Bakiev, but he people. If we unite, our future lives as disabled citi-
dering and fraud. [For background see the Eurasia legally bought this home over 10 years ago. No zens will be easier. Together, time is on our side,” said
Insight archive]. matter who they are, if the government gives them volunteer Daniyar Aidaraliev, who is crutch-bound
In Kyrgyzstan, individuals with disabilities often the property, it is breaking Kyrgyz law.” because of a childhood battle with polio.
struggle to find work. Monthly pensions of roughly Because of property disputes resulting from As they wait, the clotheslines stretching across
$15 leave many unable to keep pace with the in- the power vacuum following Bakiev’s exodus, on the perfectly manicured lawn indicate that these
crease in the cost of living. “If we get this land, we April 12 the interim government placed a morato- new occupants do not intend to leave the property
want to create not just a shelter for the disabled, but rium on the transfer of private property until June anytime soon.
a place of work for the handicapped who struggle 1. The decree was aimed at stopping looters and www.eurasianet.com
to find jobs,” said Muratbek Saparbekov from the
Union of Young Disabled. Saparbekov lost his legs in
an electrical accident and now assists handicapped
Bakiev in brief
children to find education and employment.
“A life unemployed and homeless left us with
no future. We went to Kurmanbek Bakiev but the
Kurmanbek’s new calling? Bakiev blames the Russians
government ignored us. They always promised MOSCOW, April 23 (Interfax) - Kyrgyzstan’s Ex- MINSK, Apr 23 (Al Jazeera) - Kurmanbek Bak-
things, but we never got anything. After trying for president Kurmanbek Bakiev said he does not iev has said that Russian anger at his decision
five years, we took what is ours,” said Amantur Ilikbe- want to be president any more, and plans to to extend the lease on a US air base was a factor
kov, a wheelchair-bound man from Sokuluk. settle in a former Soviet republic and start a toy in his overthrow. Speaking from the Belarussian
Over 200 members of the disabled community business. capital of Minsk, where he is in exile, Bakiev said
in Bishkek have gathered to assist with securing and “To be honest, I feel very tired after all that he had annoyed Russia by allowing the air base
cleaning up the property, removing the smashed has happened. Even if I were dragged into the to continue operating. Recalling a conversation
vodka bottles and other refuse left by looters. The presidential chair I would say: “I’ve had enough, he had had with Putin and Medvedev, Bakiev
occupants of the house have collected a list of 362 guys. Bring in fresh people and fresh blood,” said: “They told me ‘this annoys us.’”
individuals who would benefit from the transfer of Bakiev said in an interview with Ruskiy Reporter
the property and its conversion into a work center
and shelter.
magazine, posted on its website.
The former Kyrgyz president said he does
Rare animals discovered in
Since they took control of the property, on not want to lecture students at universities, like ex-president’s private zoo
any given day 20 to 30 handicapped individuals Askar Akayev did after he was removed from
office by Bakiyev supporters in 2005. However, BISHKEK, Apr 24 (BBC) - A pair of snow leop-
call it home. Within one garage, eight beds for the
Bakiev went on to claim: “I am a very energetic ards and two bear cubs were among the ex-
disabled homeless line the walls. In another area, a
person and I can’t just sit back doing nothing. otic animals found in the private zoo of ousted
makeshift kitchen stocked with donated foodstuff
Thank God, I am in good health. So I hope I will Kyrgyzstan President Kurmanbek Bakiev.
serves warm meals including soups and rice.
find a fitting job. Production is something that A golden eagle, two falcons, four African
On a recent, sunny day, as curious onlookers
appeals to me. I am a creator. I love making peacocks, an African ostrich and several In-
walked in and out to catch a glimpse of the ousted
things and hate crushing and destroying them. dian ducks were also found in the zoo at the
president’s son’s house, volunteers in wheelchairs
I will probably start a business and make con- family home in the southern Jalalabad region.
collected signatures on a petition seeking the trans-
sumer goods,” Bakiev said. Investigators found the collection when
fer of property rights. So far, more than 1,500 indi-
“Toys, for instance. Toys will make chil- they raided the estate after Mr Bakiev fled the
viduals have signed the petition.
dren happy. I could make non-hazardous country. He is now in Belarus.
“I don’t mind if they take Maxim’s property. The
toys that would develop their intellect and “The prosecutors are considering meas-
money he took from the country could have been
bring smiles to their faces” the former Kyrgyz ures to evacuate those animals for their pro-
spent on helping these people,” a supporter calling
president said. tection,” the prosecutor general’s office said.
himself Alexei told EurasiaNet.org.
CHRIS RICKLETON
BISHKEK, Apr 27 (Spektator) - When a revolution has remained in tact, aside from a potential glut of every mobile network provider in the country and
unseats a government, the economic recovery is ‘unofficial’ avenues, it reveals itself in the peculiar it was widely held, although never proven, that the
seldom swift. To begin with, there are the days of form of a stake in second tier English football club money went straight into Maxim Bakiev’s pocket.
business lost to the turbulence itself, the poten- Blackpool F.C. Even more so than in 2005, the stripped shells of
tial cost of repairing damaged shop fronts and That investment is hardly befitting to a collec- ‘Narodni’ stores all over the capital reflected the
replacing shattered windows. Then, as customers tive who had monarchic aspirations. When oligarch character of the outgoing regime - it was a smash
gingerly trickle back, the creditors arrive, asking Roman Abramovic bought Chelsea F.C, seeking in and grab presidency.
for their money. But there is nothing with which to part to shield himself from a Russian government In politics, however, the art of calculation is in-
pay them so debts are renegotiated, perhaps with busy hounding the beneficiaries of post-Soviet tegral, and as much as the ruling family understood
added interest, and costs are cut to pay for this. Yet ‘privatization’, he bought a blue chip, Champions the concept of profit, they never grasped that of
when a revolution unseats a clan, especially one League outfit and immediately announced his in- margins. ‘The patience of the people is not without
that had come to regard themselves as owners tention to take on the world in one mind-boggling, limits’ read one of the less defamatory slogans on
rather than governors of the country, the effect on free-spending summer. Blackpool, by contrast, are display outside the White House on that fateful,
the financial sector is cataclysmic. Suddenly, sev- nicknamed ‘the Seasiders’, their heyday was in the airless afternoon of Wednesday April 7. As predict-
ered fingers are discovered in every pie. The depth 1950s and their stadium, Bloomfield Road, isn’t ful- able as they were in hindsight, the events of that
and extent of the rumoured corruption becomes ly enclosed. The gulf between the two clubs serves evening and the days that followed on from it took
fact, transparent and repulsive. to highlight Kyrgyzstan’s comparative obscurity, its the Bakievs completely by surprise. They had been
The ruling family sank its teeth into every suc- busy making plans for future extortions.
cessful enterprise, thus many such enterprises are “The stripped shells of ‘Narodni’ It is said that power’s light blinds, and that
deemed contaminated and closed, pending ‘inves- once cast out of its glare there is only eternal night.
tigation.’ A new commercial elite moves in with its
stores all over the capital re- At least the ex-president’s predecessor Akaev had
political cousins, and businesses that enjoyed pa- flected the character of the out- a Physics phD - he takes refuge in books, reads lec-
tronage under the old order are either discarded going regime - it was a smash tures and immerses himself in the familiarity of aca-
or expropriated. That process takes time, and in demic life. But what could Bakiev lecture? He was at
the chaos of the intervening period, money simply and grab presidency” best a smart thug, born for the cut and thrust of the
disappears. Kyrgyz political scene. And now he has been thrust.
Asia Universal Bank (AUB) has taken a giant hit, poverty of resources, that even when embezzled Yet if he can content himself with one thought, as
having previously enjoyed presidential privileges comprehensively, can’t buy a decent football club. he lives the life of a guest in a country that would
and a role as conduit for most of Kyrgyzstan’s in- Yet if the vampire state the Bakievs were build- probably rather be without him, it will surely be
vestments from overseas. Many of their staff are on ing in some small way benefited British football, it that at least in distant north-west England he has a
standby for the sack, and talk of a run on the bank did nothing for citizens trying to make their way place where he would still be made welcome - the
has set nerves on edge across the capital. underneath them. While the more refined former directors’ box at Bloomfield Road.
MGN, a conglomerate owned chiefly by Yev- president Askar Akaev was content to sit primly
genni Gurevich, whose close ties to the former atop of the whole rotting edifice, skimming money Author’s note: At the time the Spektator went to
president’s son Maxim Bakiev were well known, off big business and flogging parts of Lake Issyk Kul press, several of the businesses associated with
appears to have withdrawn from the country com- to the Kazakhs and Chinese, the Bakievs wanted MGN and Maxim Bakiev had begun working again.
pletely. Their chain of classy entertainment ven- fifty percent of anything with a pulse. Restau- Moreover, Kurmanbek Bakiev had announced his
ues closed down overnight and the management rants, nightclubs, Internet cafes and hotels were all intention to quit politics and set up a factory in a CIS
weren’t available for comment. One of these ven- brought into the fold during a five year marathon country making “non-hazardous children’s toys” -
ues, popular evening hangout Da Vinci, was half of greed. Then the common people were targeted. see ‘Bakiev’s Balls’, page 26.
atomized over the course of the riots that began Bills for utilities such as electricity and hot wa-
on April 7. ter were raised massively in January 2010. A 60 tiyin Above Bloomfield Road, home to Blackpool
But if one vestige of the outgoing elite’s wealth charge for successful connection was applied by F.C and part of Maxim Bakiev’s trust fund
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TOM WELLINGS
Like all good games, buzkashi (usually N THE WEST, THE MOST shocking sight on There are several schools of thought on the
known as kok boru in Kyrgyzstan) is based a sports field is the occasional middle-aged ideal carcass. Some prefer the more mobile frame
streaker; stampeding horses, headless live- of the goat, although it is prone to disintegration
upon a simple concept and requires little
stock, and Kalashnikov wielding supporters during a long bout, others prefer the more dura-
equipment to enjoy: gather together your are far from our sporting consciousness. In ble, but weightier, body of a calf.
horse, a headless goat, some friends, and Central Asia however, such wild scenes are part
you are ready to rumble... and parcel of the region’s most popular game: Old lady: I see. Have the players experimented
buzkashi - a rip roaring reverberation of ancient with other creatures? Dogs perhaps?
traditions of the steppe.
Roughly translating as goat grabbing, buzkashi No madam, although there are reports from long
combines the quintessential skills of the Central ago that suggest animal carcasses were some-
Asian male - horsemanship, bravery and stealing - times substituted for prisoners of war.
and has been played since ancient times to hone
the skills of great warriors and to transform mere Old lady: Good gosh! A practice that has been dis-
horses into devastating weapons of war. What’s continued?
more, dear readers, the goat grabbing season is
almost upon us! As spring breaks, and the gentle For the time being, madam, I believe so. Returning
sound of leather upon willow echoes across the to the particulars of the carcass, allow me to elabo-
English countryside, the Central Asian steppe will rate a little on its preparation for it is a rather inter-
be alive with the whinnying of wild eyed stallions, esting topic. The body of the animal is beheaded,
the guttural roars of bearded rivals, and the dull, its four legs are cut off from the knee, and its in-
satisfying thud of goat on mud. sides are emptied. Occasionally, sand is packed
Your correspondent long ago had the honour inside for extra bulk, depending on the tastes of
of attending a goat grabbing festival in a far off the players. Once the carcass has been thus pre-
land, and now, with the intention of introducing pared it is known as the boz in the language of the
the game to the novice buzkashi-watcher, he shall Turkoman.
recall a dialogue that possibly took place between
himself and a fellow spectator... Old lady: It sounds like a ghastly business. May we
watch?
Old lady: I have heard that a goat will be used in-
stead of a ball in today’s game. Sadly, madam, today’s goat has already been pre-
pared. The carcass must be soaked in cold water
Yes, madam. Today’s match will be fought over a for twenty-four hours before the game in order to
goat carcass. You may be thinking of the sport of toughen it up and ensure it remains more or less
‘horseball’, the rather gutlessly named, sanitized intact. An unsoaked goat may be torn to pieces by
half-cousin of buzkashi that is gaining popular- the chopendoz.
ity amongst well-to-do horse-loving circles in
Europe. In buzkashi, the equipment is somewhat Old lady: Chopendoz? I believe am unfamiliar with
more natural. that term. Please explain, sir.
Certainly madam. Chopendoz is the name given strive to win at any cost. Buzkashi is a game in the horse halts and waits for his horseman to re-
to the buzkashi players - the horsemen. Whilst which the end justifies the means and all means mount. Once the boz is in the clutches of the rider,
in competition they are a sight to behold, tradi- are utilized. When horsemen are carried away the horse will gallop with unbridled speed back
tionally attired in high leather boots, a quilted,by their excitement, they are liable to ride their to the hallal. Those who train buzkashi horses feed
padded jacket over a long chapan, and a fur hat horses into the crowd to evade their opponents, them eggs and butter at regular intervals along
traditionally made of fox or wolf skin. To aid them
but they are still chased by other riders. If the with their normal feed of oats and barley - a diet
during the game they carry short whips which are game is played near a river, chopendoz have even often better than that of the average Afghan peas-
made of a handle attached to a piece of wood, been known to conspire to have their opponents ant. If the horse gets too fat, the trainer will per-
about one foot long and encased in leather. The drowned. form the kantar, which means standing the horse
chopendoz hold an esteemed position in Afghan You may also be interested to learn, madam, in the sun for many hours every day for weeks on
society. that in centuries past, the distance between the end. The sun not only burns away the fat but also
posts was many miles, and the game would be- teaches the horse patience. An excellent buzkashi
Old lady: Are you able to shed some light on gin at daybreak and continue till sundown. The horse can sell for upwards of 15,000 USD.
the rules as I must admit I am quite lost when it distance these days may be shorter, but the fierce
comes to the laws of the game? struggle to win remains. Old lady The chopendoz cut rather fine figures
too!
Do not fear, madam. Although the basic precepts Old lady: Most interesting, sir, but it appears that
of buzkashi are consistent, there are many varia- our game has already commenced! Yes madam. They are a tough breed of men, re-
tions of the rules which can be most confusing to markable horsemen, and frenzied competitors.
the novice enthusiast. For today’s game, a pit has So it has, madam. See how the chopendoz with Broken bones do not stop a chopendoz. The cho-
been dug and the boz will be placed into it so thatthe boz is being attacked by the others riders. pendoz will stop just long enough to bandage the
the top of the boz is level with the ground. A large
They are using their whips not only on their own break and then remount his horse and continue
circle has been drawn around the pit as you can horses, but also on the other chopendoz! In days the game. Smashed noses, wrenched shoulders,
see. This circle is called the hallal, which means gone by, the whips were made of balls of lead on and shattered thigh bones are not at all uncom-
“circle of justice”. Far to the right of the hallal is
strings tied to a wooden handle. The chopendoz mon.
a post, and far to the left is another. The chopen-of old also carried a knife and sometimes stabbed I would very much like to introduce you to
doz horsemen will encircle the hallal containing an opponent’s horse or even its rider when at- a chopendoz at the end of the game so that we
the boz, and on a given signal, compete to grab tempting to steal the boz. It was not unknown for may have a thorough discussion of tactics; alas
it and gallop away around one post and then the chopendoz to be killed in a fiercely competitive I cannot, as you are a woman and by rights you
other before returning and throwing the boz back game. Nowadays, play is a little more civilized, shouldn’t even be here.
into the hallal. The other riders try to prevent that
but riders still get hurt.
by attacking the rider and trying to steal the boz Old lady: Now I feel most uncomfortable.
away. The chopendoz who returns the boz into Old lady: Yes, it’s a frightfully vicious spectacle ...
the hallal is considered the winner, even if the and most enjoyable to watch! And the horses are Cutting my dialogue short for want of space, I now
boz was stolen only a few meters from the hallal. such fine beasts! recommend inspecting our website for forthcom-
ing Kyrgyz goat-grabbing dates and wish you a
Old lady: It sounds like a very Machiavellian con- Indeed. The buzkashi horses are bred specially for spring full of traditional sporting enjoyment. As
test! the game and possess unique qualities. When a Rambo may have said whilst playing buzkashi in
You are quite correct madam. The chopendoz chopendoz falls off his horse during the game, Rambo III: “Let the games begin!”
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ETHAN ZUCKERMAN
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Having braved Bishkek’s thug-infested NE OF THE FIRST things Bektour there’s a lot to be said for “just the facts, ma’am” in
streets to post independent coverage of Iskender, co-founder of Kyrgyz blog- countries where soviet propaganda shaped many
ging community Kloop.kg, said when journalists’ early conceptions of themselves. An
this April’s events, Kloop.kg are busy driv- we met was, “I read your book.” That early success story is Timur Toktonaliyev, discovered
ing Kyrgyzstan’s citizen media revolution. surprised me, as I haven’t written any as a sixteen year old, who has been reporting on the
Ethan Zuckerman reports. books. But then I realized he was talking about a national Jorgorku Kenesh Parliament for four years
guide I’d written about anonymous blogging. He now, and who is alsd a paid freelancer working for
went on: “I was translating that guide at the same an international news agency.
time as David Sasaki’s book on citizen media, so the The long-term plan for Kloop is to achieve sus-
two of you tend to blur in my head.” As we talked tainability by teaching classes in journalism and new
Get in the
about how Bektour got interested in citizen media, media. Bektour outlines a curriculum for involving
Kloop.kg
he mentioned a transformative trip he’d taken to classes that will help NGOs use social media, as well
Prague to study with Evgeny Morozov at Transitions as training bloggers and journalists in media ethics
Online. and offering workshops on basic programming for
As we sat in Porter Exchange in Cambridge yes-
social media users (customizing stylesheets, install-
terday, I realized I was having dinner with the next
ing Wordpress, etc.) Tutors for these workshops will
generation. Friends like Evgeny, David and I have likely come from outside Kyrgyzstan initially, but
* Kloop was developed in late 2005 by Bektour been working since 2004 to ensure that citizen me- over time, the goal is to train a set of social media ex-
Iskender and Renat Tuhvatshin. In July 2006 dia is a revolution that doesn’t just include Northperts who can help spread social media throughout
the Kloop project was presented to the Dutch- Americans and Western Europeans. Here, slurping the region. It makes sense for Kyrgyzstan to act as a
based Hivos Foundation, which agreed to sup- noodle soup with me, was a blogger trained by my hub for social media as the media climate is more
port it. The website was started in June 2007. generation of bloggers, who’d read the guides we’d free in Kyrgyzstan than in any of the other Central
put out into the world and was now busily cultivat-Asian nations.
* The two main sections of the website are the ing another generation of bloggers. The idea of Kyrgyz bloggers supporting their
news and blogs sections. All articles at Kloop. What made it especially cool was discovering bretheren in Uzbekistan isn’t as strange as it might
kg are written by young journalists aged 15 to just how impressive Kloop’s success has been so sound. Bektour tells me that much of the success
25, according to the educational program of the far. In a country where internet access is expensive
Kloop has had so far has come from the broader
Kloop Media Foundation. and doesn’t extend far outside the capital, Bishkek,
community of former Soviet states. Bektour was
Kloop now hosts more than 1100 blogs on an instal- one of the active participants at a BarCamp New
* Currently there are more than 1500 blogs on lation of Wordpress MU. Kloop provides these blogs Media event in Riga, Latvia last February. Much of
Kloop, which makes it one of the two biggest for free, and they’re “freer” than blogs provided by
the technical support for Kloop comes from people
blogging platforms in Kyrgyzstan, sharing the LiveJournal or other international blogging plat- he met at the BarCamp, and Bektour points to col-
top spot with blogs at Diesel.Elcat.kg. Blogs on forms, as Kyrgyz bandwidth is so expensive that laborations happening between bloggers in Central
Kloop have their own system of ratings. some cybercafes and ISPs charge more for access- Asia and the Baltics.
ing international sites than local ones. Kloop also Most of Kloop’s blogs are in Russian, but the
* In cooperation with the Bishkek Children’s Me- maintains a citizen media portal, an edited news site
Chess photoblog, maintained by a filmmaker, is a
dia Centre, Kloop staff hold regular free journal- that draws on contributions from Kloop bloggers. nice introduction to those of us who don’t read the
ism workshops for the youth of Bishkek. In the That site has become increasingly important in the language. As of April 2010, Kloop have developed
future, Kloop plans to hold similar workshops Kyrgyz media space – Bektour tells me that Kloop an English translation of their citizen media portal,
in smaller towns outside the capital that have reporters wrote many of the most linked stories on meaning that the latest news regarding Kyrgyz
poorer access to the Internet. a Kazakhstan block of LiveJournal in 2007 and 2008.politics, sport and culture can now be accessed at
Kloop is developing a track record for training
www.kloop.info.
*In January 2008 Timur Rayimkulov – a Kloop- young journalists in what Bektour refers to as “the
based blogger – was announced the “Best Cen- Anglo-American model of journalism,” a style that
tral Asian Blogger” in a contest held by media focuses on facts rather than opinions. I think this
platform neweurasia, while anonymous Kloop must be the dying Anglo-American model, perhaps For other Ethan Zuckerman articles visit
blogger Real Uzbekistan took third place. killed off by Jan Moir, but Bektour reassures me that www.ethanzuckerman.com
The Rubies of
Badakshan
B
CHRIS RICKLETON
Tajikistan’s Autonomous Oblast of Gorno ULUNKUL, A MOUNTAIN hamlet more although undoubtedly the product of a shrinking
Badakshan (GBAO) is a world unto itself, than 4,000 metres above sea level, is Pamir gene pool, is beautiful. The eyes differ slight-
legendary for its mountain lakes and well the embodiment of Pamir isolation, ly in colour and size, the cheeks are burnished red,
concealed rubies. However, as discov- lying stark and pure under a pale sun. and her nose is long and delicate.
ered Chris Rickleton on a springtime trip The snow that piles wholesale into the “See my ring? I bought it in Dushanbe.” She
valleys below is rarely more than a dusting here, displays a tenuous connection to the national
through the region, its true treasures are whirled around by the same, ceaseless wind of capital on a ruddy index finger. It is simple and sil-
found in the diversity and hospitality of which Marco Polo wrote with deep foreboding. ver. “They look at me as if I’m mud there, I barely
the unique Pamir people. In snapshots, life on such a precipice might seem understand their dialect.” Muobab’s own dialect,
poetic. Near the pasture’s edge, bony goats ford part of a Farsi sub-grouping that splinters into a
a glacial stream in nervous couplets, while at the myriad of mini-tongues across the Pamir range,
heart of the hamlet, boys with uncertain futures is soft and mellifluous. Kneeling by our driver at
beat a football between stout, stone and mortar the low table where we are sitting, she is at once
houses. From this soaring upland, Peak Karl Marx is warm and unfathomable, the plov - of which she
no longer so formidable, peering softly over lesser is modest - superior to any I would taste in neigh-
peaks at a hardy civilization of herders, milkers, bouring Uzbekistan. Drinking viscous chai derived
mothers and infants. Yet ideas of Marx the person, from yak’s butter, their conversation slips into our
the Soviet Union, or even Emomali Rakhmon’s brit- consciousness like a whispered lullaby, meaning-
tle national government in Dushanbe have long less and soothing, guiding us gently towards the
ago vanished into mountain air, if ever they oc- edges of an alien slumber.
curred at all. We left Bulunkul as if departing from another
Since independence, Tajikistan has been a universe. Our hostess proudly cradled her cousin’s
country of fragments, its ethnic, religious and clan- child beneath a light blue sky as we bought out-
based jigsaw suffering obliteration during the civil landishly thick Pamiri socks, souvenirs we knew
war which started in 1991, before being put pain- would be redundant in any other climate. The
fully back together by a United Nations brokered winter, an elder woman said, would be hard as al-
peace six years later. At least 60,000 people lost ways. No stray tourists to supplement a pastoralist
their lives in the conflict, with a further 1,200,000 income, and the passes would be cut by mid-Octo-
becoming refugees or internally displaced per- ber. It was May now and the deluge had only just
sons. started to clear.
“Of course we heard the guns, and often there On the long descent down into the valley we
were shortages. But our men didn’t fight. Why stopped at a hill overlooking Yashil Kul, an aque-
would they? Who would come up here to find ous ‘green’ lake which streaks across a tan, scrub
Above The Pamir highway is flanked by lakes us?” Muobab, proprietor of an ACTED sponsored landscape, shimmering and saline as it recedes
which inspire and amaze with their solitude home stay in the village, speaks to us through the from the fringes of the surrounding desert. Like
(All photos Ryan Erickson) translations of our driver, a dark Kyrgyz from near many lakes in Central Asia, it is shrinking, although
Murghab, the administrative capital of Tajikistan’s this is not because of irrigation as the Pamir plains
Right The lumpen youth of the Wakhan Valley Autonomous Oblast of Gorno Badakshan. Her face, are too lofty for crops to take root. Instead, our
His Highness
driver Salimbek shares, its diminishment is a result for instance, there are rubies…” Of course, Badak-
of a new, saltier sort of air, which sucks up mois- shan’s famous rubies. They were on everyone’s
ture and denies the clouds a chance to replenish. lips, yet no-one had actually touched or even seen
Above Children in Bulunkul By mid-afternoon we were rattling along less village where she had friends, providing her, us
dirt paths ridging sheer cliff faces, hunks of rock and the overheating jeep with a vital night’s rest.
Right An Afghan caravan by the Pamir river bumping up against the chassis of the jeep before There was no telling whether we had arrived
plummeting noiselessly off the fragile track, down in an infected paradise or a beautiful purgatory.
onto the plain below. Salimbek grinned as we jolt- A brook with a series of mini-waterfalls tumbled
Pamir Packlist
ed around, terrified. The slightest slip from him and idyllically through the settlement. The local chil-
we would be ashes, incinerated in a mess of metal dren were playful but far from clean, inhabiting
and glass on the narrow, rugged delta of the Pamir the bowl of a region which doesn’t see hot water
Toothbrush, toothpaste and vodka to rinse. river. That very river seemed to define the sur- all year round. Their mothers were noble and at-
Whilst the last of these is available at points rounding territory, dividing Tajik Badakshanis from tractive with Iranian features and colourful dress,
along the Pamir Highway, asking for it in kiosks their Afghan relations on the other side. It was a flu- while the man of the house welcomed us hand
can cause embarrassment and sometimes of- id, restless border marking the south-eastern limit on heart, with gracious Wakhan hospitality. Yet the
fence - the Pamir population as a whole is deep- of Imperial Russian conquest, a separation (for the place swarmed with flies and beneath the veneer
ly conservative. Avoid cans of fizzy drinks as main part) of Ismaili Muslims from the Sunni bulk, of innocence, the infants’ games were tainted by a
they can explode over the sky scraping passes, and the watershed between post-Soviet and pre- slapstick nastiness
and keep a ready supply of still bottled water modern destinies. On its opposite bank, a herd of While we waited for plov in a plain, single-
as this is also hard to find. buffalo milled along a trail that looked overgrazed room, five pillared house - symbolizing the five
Bring basic foodstuffs too. Although and sparse, led by men in baggy cotton trousers, central prophets of Islam - the youths offered us a
Muobab - the beauty of Bulunkul - will treat you waistcoats and turbans; the unmistakable compo- metal can full of water to quench our thirst. Aware
to an excellent plov, other home stays offer only nents of the Afghan national dress. that they had taken it from the nearby stream, I
bread and butter, a dish that grates on the alti- Yet on the Pamir highway a few miles can make wet my mouth, but my friend Rory drank deeply.
tude-weary traveller by the second or third day a world of difference. Soon we were thundering Less than an hour later, the children were jumping
of the journey. If you’re travelling in the months through a new land, green with promise and op- gleefully on top of a tin-roofed outdoor toilet as he
either side of peak season (June - August), a portunity, warmer and muggier than anywhere we squatted below, emptying his bowels into the long,
thermal sleeping bag is also recommended, had been since our original point of departure in unforgiving night. We forgave them this horrid trick
along with the usual winter gear. Osh. The Wakhan Valley is the most fertile part of and an extortionate tour around the village’s ‘petro-
Lastly but most importantly, remember Tajik Badakshan, and fruit sellers hawking tasty glyphs’ - read rock graffiti - because they were poor
your GBAO travel permit, which in addition to watermelons lined the roads and bunched at the in the extreme, too far from school to be bothered
the visa for Tajikistan can be obtained at any Tajik checkpoints. We had new passengers too - a hag- by it and too numerous to be cared for to any real
embassy. Together these documents should not gish old woman and her nephew, who wanted to extent. The Tajik population is growing more rap-
cost over $100. If travelling in a party of three collect and sell a sheep somewhere further down idly than any other in Central Asia. For the six adults
or more, you should certainly see change from a the track. From the boot she spat out statements we met in this Wakhan stopover we could count
budget of $400 for the whole trip. of international unison in coarsely reproduced Rus- almost forty children - the boisterous, unwashed
For information about the first leg of the sian, punctuating a longer dialogue with her neph- representatives of an untenable nationwide trend.
Pamir Highway (Osh-Murghab), see issue 3 of ew in Pamiri, a language which now sounded rasp- We dropped the hag and her nephew off in Je-
the Spektator ’Ride the Pamir Highway’. ing and conspiratorial. In exchange for the lift, the landy, where we bathed in hot springs and enjoyed
old woman set us up with a home-stay in a name- sweeping views of the emergent Hindu Kush.
The hag had grown increasingly haughty, em- proached us honourably, toasting our health with Now we were heading in the opposite direction to
boldened by her friends’ kindness to our troupe, a vodka of his own and apologizing for the antics the drug, towards the madness, and once deep in
finally advising us not to trust the “dirty Kyrgyz” of a regular, alcoholic customer. “People here have the guts of a war torn nation, we would long for the
driver we had already trusted with our lives several nothing, so they drink,” he explained. “How is it pos- gentle peace of Tajik Ishkashim, a town where bro-
times over. Along with racist sentiment, however, sible to live like this, without farms and industry?” ken Russian was still of some currency, and where a
she had provided some dotted insights into Is- “But you have rubies,” I suggested, parroting a re- cold bottle of lager could still be found.
mailism, a religion which by now had me wrapped frain I had heard a hundred times during the five Malik, the fourteen-year-old son of our hosts,
with an unabating fascination. day journey down. He smiled sceptically, but said crouched with us on a giant boulder in the middle
Ismailis, she said, prayed not in mosques but in nothing. We asked him some questions about Af- of the khaki Panj river which rumbles through the
simple rooms and community halls. Women with ghanistan, and whether he could confirm or deny village. With a skull cap positioned lightly atop his
uncovered faces sat opposite men in silence, or lis- the existence of ‘the three mullahs’, turbaned men, head and heavy brows knitted sternly above bullet
tening to passages from the Koran read by a khalifa who, according to traveller’s rumour, sat near the eyes, he had the look of an ancient Aryan philoso-
religious leader. In soviet times, she said, khalifas of- pher, straining at some eternal problem. When he
ten doubled up as village communist party bosses, spoke, he did so in English, a language he preferred
a combination of roles I found bafflingly contradic-
“Badakshan’s famous rubies. to Russian - “its more useful” - yet his eyes moved
tory. The figurehead of the Ismaili religion is the Aga They were on everyone’s lips, periodically away from us and latched themselves
Khan, a man whose lineage, traced to the Prophet yet no one had actually touched onto the Pamir horizon, back to the problem. Oc-
Muhammad, coupled with an unending generosity casionally our questions caused him to break out
towards Pamiris, has led to him being confused as a or even seen one... their beauty in youthful bashfulness, but apart from these fleet-
God by much of the local population. For conserva- and abundance seemed remote ing moments, I had the sense that we were talking
tive Muslims in other parts of the country this is the to someone much older and more world-weary. At
final infidelity, effectively severing Ismailis from the
and cruelly inaccessible” times he spoke with an unsettling solemnity.
Ummah, or body of Islam. But for me the religion “My passion is mathematics. Algebra. I have a
seemed beautiful in its vagueness, like a sort of Is- border all day long picking off tourists with auto- talent for this.” He flinched at questions about reli-
lamic Quakerism, which had peacefully embraced matic weapons. “It isn’t dangerous there,” he insist- gion, resisting our attempts to place him. “Of course
the world’s diversity instead of posturing against it ed, “but they are richer than us. There, at least, they I have faith. How can you not? Its…faith. But when I
critically. have heroin. That is something.” study mathematics,” he smiled passively, basking in
Khorog provides a chance to become ac- Ishkashim, a town of Afghan and Tajik halves, the logic of a soulless doctrine, “everything makes
quainted with the Aga Khan via his university, foun- is one of several starting points along the ‘smack sense. Its…perfect.” Once off the boulder, Malik fell
dation and hundreds of portraits tacked to walls in route’ that weaves its insidious path from Afghani- into typical Central Asian roles; the dutiful son, the
shops and restaurants all over town. It also provides stan’s poppy laden south into Russia and Europe, doting older brother, the joyful friend. Yet even as
modern comforts such as the Internet and bottled via the same lanes as the old Silk Road. Despite the he waved us off with his mother and younger sister,
water, and even in winter its climate is temperate. contrary claims of international organizations and away into a land of uncertainty, I saw him as a bud-
The last stop on the Pamir Highway, it was here that NATO forces based in the country, this trade is still ding Omar Khayyam, the 12th century Persian poet,
we ate shashlyk and sunbathed at a café near the flourishing, and when we eventually crossed the astrologer, philosopher and mathematician, who
Afghan consular, sipping frozen beer as we waited border we would hear stories from locals of World from the distant metropolis of Samarkand imagined
for our visas to be processed. The café owner ap- Food Program vehicles stuffed with kilos of opium. “mountains of rubies, red like drops of wine.”
Diary
T
TOM WELLINGS
HE FOLLOWING DAY-BY-DAY account Talas
of the April Revolution runs from the Tuesday 6th April, 17:00-24:00
of a
disturbances in Talas on April 6th to the Five helicopters and two planes with about 100
first funerals outside Bishkek on April riot police arrive in the city. During the evening
Revolution
10th. It has been pieced together from the riot police storm and retake the local admin-
first-hand experiences, eye witness accounts and istration building. However, a short while later
local news reports. the protesters return - visibly more aggressive
after the use of force by the police. Protesters sur-
Talas round and beat up a group of riot police before
Tuesday 6th April, 10:00-13:00 torching the administration building. Looters
Although many had predicted a new sea- Authorities detain Bolot Sherniyazov, deputy raid the building throughout the night before the
son of anti-government protests, the scale, head of Omurbek Tekebaev’s Ata Mekin Party, crowd disperses in the early hours.
speed and brutality of the April uprising who had arrived in the city to participate in a
caught many by surprise. Tom Wellings gathering planned for the following day.
Talas
looks at the chronology of events that left Talas Wednesday 7th April, 06:00-14:00
85 dead and Kyrgyzstan teetering on the Tuesday 6th April, 13:00-17:00 A crowd of up to 15,000 forms outside the local
edge of disaster. Sherniyazov’s supporters march to the local admin- police station as unrest continues.
istration headquarters. A fight breaks out at around
2pm when the local governor attempts to address Bishkek
the gathered crowd. Now numbering more than Wednesday 7th April, 09:00-11:00
500, protesters seize control of the building. Others Prime Minister Daniyar Usenov claims at a press
join the protesters throughout the afternoon until conference that the situation in Talas is under
they number close to 1000. control.
Meanwhile, opposition activists, civil rights
campaigners and journalists gather at the head-
Bishkek quarters of the Social Democratic Party near the
Tuesday 6th April, 16:00-22:00 Almatinskaya-Gorkova intersection to attend an
Top left Flowers threaded through the bullet Tensions rise in the capital as news of violence in announced press conference. Police deny most
holes that pepper the south east gates of the Talas filters in. Several opposition figures are ar- people entry to the building.
White House (all photos by Tom Wellings un- rested including Omurbek Tekebaev and former
less stated otherwise) presidential candidate Almazbek Atambaev who Bishkek
voluntarily gives himself up to authorities after a Wednesday 7th April, 11:00-13:30
Top Right April 7th, outside the White House stand-off at his home between supporters and Police encircle a group of protesters and attempt
(copyright Impact images 2010) police. Internet access goes down across the city. to take them away to waiting buses. The protest-
Patrick Barrow
tear gas, smoke grenades and rubber bullets. The transport truck is driven into the gates of the White
police quickly lose control of the situation, how- House, provoking intense gunfire from inside the
ever, and are overwhelmed by the crowd who take compound.
two armoured vehicles and numerous automatic Pitched battles take place on Ala-Too square
weapons. Nearby Madina Bazaar on Almatinskaya and in the vicinity of the White House. Witnesses re- I returned to the White House at 9am on the
Street is set alight. port bloody violence and bodies lying in the street. morning of Thursday 8th. During the night
Police use stun grenades and tear gas to attempt to the building had been taken, and Bakiev had
Naryn disperse the crowd. Protesters ram other vehicles vanished.
Wednesday 7th April, 12:00-15:00 at the White House perimeter fence in an attempt The mood was one of disbelief, excitement
Reports of unrest in Naryn city reach Bishkek. to gain entrance. Automatic fire intensifies and and freedom. There was a friendly chaos in the
snipers on the roof of the White House (and report- air and it was infectious. Attempting to enter
Issyk-Kul Oblast edly on the roofs of buildings on Kievskaya street) by the front door, I found it jammed by the
Wednesday 7th April, 12:00-15:00 fire into the crowd. gathering crowd, so I scouted the perimeter for
Reports of demonstrations in both Karakol and alternatives. Around the back I lifted myself up
Cholpon Ata reach Bishkek. All the northern oblasts Bishkek to a smashed window at shoulder level. Stand-
now seem to be in revolt. Wednesday 7th April, 15:00-18:00 ing on the sill, I hauled up about five other
At around 3pm, Askar Sarbashev, a 49-year-old Kyrgyz students into a ransacked office. Upon
Talas lawyer, climbs into an armoured personnel carrier entering, the students immediately began ar-
Wednesday 7th April, 14:00-21:00 under the control of protesters and returns fire on guing among themselves for the right to pos-
Protesters charge the local police station. Police the White House until the vehicle’s gun jams. Hos- sess a Kygryz flag that lay in the room, while I
open fire with rubber bullets and use tear gas pitals start receiving large numbers of wounded, stepped past them into a pitch black corridor.
and stun grenades but are quickly overrun by the mainly the victims of gunshots. Rumours circu- The first room I stepped past was smashed;
crowd who throw Molotov cocktails. Interior Minis- late that Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan have closed the door off the hinge, tables, shelves and safes
ter Moldomulsa Kongatiyev, who had arrived that their borders with Kyrgyzstan. overturned, books and documents scattered;
morning, is among several people captured by then the next and the next. Even the doors to
the crowd and severely beaten. False reports of his Bishkek the toilets and storage rooms had been kicked
death are widely circulated in Bishkek. Wednesday 7th April, 18:00-21:00 in. A giant safe was flipped over in one room
Gun fire continues around the White House. Tele- with a hat rack still jammed in it, the door of the
Bishkek vision stations, previously off air, start broadcast- safe half bent off its hinges. The tools of bureauc-
Wednesday 7th April, 13:30-15:00 ing scenes of the day’s violence. Guns captured racy - computers, chairs, books and documents
Protesters, now numbering between three to five from retreating security services are disseminat- - could be seen scattered all around, thrown into
thousand march from Almatinskaya Street to- ed amongst the crowd as violence continues. celebratory heaps like wedding confetti.
mally only the untouchable elite were allowed The prosecutor’s office near Ala-Too Square, is
(Continued) I kept going. People were walk-
to tread – in only twenty-four hours it had been set on fire at approximately 20:00. Legal records
ing everywhere. Most looked fresh, as if they’d
overturned, now theirs, a people’s parliament. rain down on the street as looters ransack the build-
slept and just come into the centre first thing,
There was a feeling of common ownership, a ing. Shortly after, protesters take the Parliament
as I had. Students, young women in heels with
right to take whatever they could, whatever they building several blocks to the north. The headquar-
hand bags, and old men in kalpaks were roam-
wanted, to seize compensation from a stifling, ters of both the National Security (SNB) and Inte-
ing through the wreckage in pairs or small
ousted government. rior Ministry headquarters soon fall to protesters. It
groups with mouths agape, taking pictures
In a large auditorium with a few padded min- seems it is all over for President Kurmanbek Bakiev.
with mobile phones and sifting through post-
revolution debris for trophies. Occasionally ister’s chairs facing hundreds of empty seats, a
youth was pretending to make a speech. A teen- Bishkek
someone rough would pass; eyes sunken, and
age boy sat in the head chair behind him, clap- Wednesday 7th April, 21:00-00:00
wearing a ‘Don’t mess with me’ glare.
ping with ministerial ruckus and smashing his fist Bakiev flees Bishkek in his presidential jet. Reports
I walked past some toppled pot plants to a
on the table; his parliamentary college was giving alleging his intended destination as America or Eu-
window. Outside in the grounds people were
a fine and agreeable address. A dozen onlookers, rope prove false and he lands in Osh. In the capital,
doing the same; inspecting the aftermath, rifling
young and old, clapped and laughed. I sat in a a night of looting and destruction begins. Many
for souvenirs and trying to piece together the
minister’s chair, facing the auditorium. The four or key retail centres, supermarkets and stores are at-
night’s events. I headed upwards. Past the gov-
so chairs beside me quickly filled with old Kyrgyz tacked by hordes of marauders. Observers note
ernment canteen and more ransacked offices
men, a couple in kalpaks, and a new democratic that many of the looters are drunk.
and found myself in the government barber’s;
bench had been formed. We sat laughing like un- Roza Otunbaeva emerges as the head of
the mirror smashed, hair and shavers all over
parented children, shaking hands, sealing deals a proposed interim government, backed by a
the floor. In other offices I picked up the books
and posing for mobile phone pictures. clutch of familiar opposition faces, some only just
and personal diaries abandoned by disappeared
A guy in a kalpak, draped in a Kyrgyz flag and released from jail. Key figures include Almazbek
staff, traipsed through piles of papers to inspect
carrying a flagpole walked into the room, a fat Atambaev, Timur Sariev and Omurbek Tekebaev.
every corner and see what had been demol-
old man trotting after him with a wooden pole, At some point in the early hours, the White House
ished around the next. People flowed in and out
yelling. Then another man started shouting and is abandoned to the protesters.
of every room; some people still turning things
over, but mostly now for fun or treasure hunting. rounding people up to get out. There had been
enough looting. Some wiser heads had begun Bishkek
All portraits of Bakiev had been torn from the
to realise that they’d be needing a functioning Thursday 8th April, 08:00-12:00
walls and ripped to shreds. One man sat at an of-
building in which to install a new government, Ala-Too Square and the White House region see
ficial’s desk, vigorously polishing his shoes - still
and that repairing it would cost money. Sens- large crowds that have come to inspect the dam-
with a keen eye to priorities. People everywhere
ing the possibility of a shift in mood, I made my age. The White House is unguarded and open to
were smiling, in awe and overcome by where
exit. Nearly an hour after climbing into the White looters who roam freely throughout the building.
they stood - inside the main and biggest build-
House I walked back out into the morning sun. Attempts to remove looters and restore order in
ing in their country, a prided place where nor-
the building begins at around midday.
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Focus 21
Bishkek life
Bars
Chuchuara Hoga (117, Chui) International
and
With this Chinese restaurant, a little out of the way
and rarely visited by tourists, you really feel you 2x2* (Isanova/Chui)
restaurants are getting the real deal. Request a хого (your own
personal Chinese boiling-pot) and randomly select
Trendy drinking hole with a circular bar and
friendly staff. A good place for knocking back a
few pre-nightclub cocktails. Slouch into one of the
There’s a fine line between ‘bar’ and ‘restaurant’ in a variety of unusual Chinese delicacies to throw in.
comfy lounge seats and try to look cool. $$$
Bishkek. Places more suitable for drinking sessions Beware, the ‘spicy’ sauce, although delicious, may
are marked with a star * leave delicate stomachs in some distress several
hours later - consider the ‘not-spicy’ sauce as a suit- Bacardi (Togolok Moldo 17/1)
Price Guide (main course and a garnish) able alternative $$ Elite lounge bar affair with separate rooms for din-
$ - Expect change from 150 som ing, dancing and whiling the night away smoking
$$ - A little over 250 should do the trick Frunze hukkah pipes. Urban grooves played at a reason-
$$$ - Expect to pay in the region of 350 (Chui/Pravda) able volume and a full menu that includes a range
$$$$ - A crisp 500 (or more) needed in this joint Free semechki is one of many reasons to check out of tasty platters. $$$$
this lively hangout, rammed with Chinese at lunch
Blonder Pub (Pravda/Kulatova
American and dinner time. The menu is encyclopediac in
terms of scope, but if you’re feeling bewildered, Blonder Pub is the new brewery-restaurant to try
Cowboy* (Toktogul/Orozbekova) just point to something tasty-looking on a neigh- out. Cavernous yet cosy inside, there’s decent blues
Bishkek’s all-American restaurant-cum-dance club bouring table, like we did. $$ every night, live Premiership football, Eurogrub
has now gone a little more up-market, but wild and a good selection of ales. In regard to the latter
Peking Duck I & II we recommend ‘Datski Shnaffer’. $$$$
nights are still to be had. Dig in to a kilo of chicken
(Soviet/Druzhba & Chui/Tog. Mol.)
wings and then hit the dance floor. $$$ Beatles Bar* (Gorky/Sovietskaya)
Huge portions to feed even the biggest of glut-
tons and an English language menu that provides A Beatles themed bar to make Bishkek scousers feel
Hollywood*(Druzhba/Sovietskaya) at home. Huge screen outside for sporting events.
plenty of amusing translations. $$
As you would probably guess, decorated with Shashlyk and cool beer. $$
movie posters, photos of cinema icons and a bunch Shaolin (Zhibek Zholu/Prospect Mir)
of American kitsch. Hollywood is popular with a This tidy looking restaurant sticks out for its sheer Buddha Bar (Sovietskaya/Akhunbayeva)
younger crowd and is usually packed from mid- range of oriental dishes and its large, round tables Buddha bar offers a taste of the East inside a tastefully
evening onwards. A fun place for a few drinks before that make it ideal for extended gatherings. $$ constructed zen log cabin. The sushi is excellent, and
heading off to the clubs. $$ for those on a budget, the stir-fry noodle dishes make
Metro* (133, Chui)
Dungan an excellent lunch. Recommended! $$$$
In the impressive location of a former theatre, Metro Hui Min (Relocated to the Hotel Dostuk) Captain Nemo’s (14, Togolok Moldo)
remains the première drinking hole for ex-pats. A A former favourite, we have been told that Hui Min Small nautically themed restaurant with a selection
high ceiling, a long bar and friendly staff compli- has now relocated to the Hotel Dostuk. Apparently of evocatively named dishes including ‘Fish from the
ment a good Tex-Mex menu and a wide selection the menu has been revamped and the prices in- ship’s boy’ and ‘Tongue from the boatswain’s wife’.
of drinks. Metro is one of the best bets for catch- creased. The Spektator will be checking it out soon. Cosy wooden interior and porthole style windows
ing sporting events on TV, although thanks to the We hope they still serve the special Dungan tea, as create an underwater log cabin experience. Spirits,
hideously late kickoff times for Champions League it’s rather good. cocktails and a good business lunch. $$$
football matches, don’t count on the staff waiting up
Coffee House (9, Manas & Togolok Moldo/Ryskulova)
unless it’s a big one. $$$
Georgian Treat yourself to some of the finest coffee and
New York Pizza (177, Kievskaya) Mimino (27, Kievskaya) cakes Bishkek has to offer at the imaginatively
Decorated with pictures of the Big Apple and serv- Mimino is nice, cosy and serves up bowl-fulls of steam- named ‘Coffee House’, a cosy boutique café with a
ing a fine selection of steaks and other American- ing, hearty Georgian fare with pomegranate seeds European flavour. Curl up and read a book, or just
themed dishes, NYP is sure to get New Yorkers think- a-plenty. We recommend the kjadjapuri, khinkali and drop in for a caffeine hit and a chocolate fix. $$$
ing of home. For home delivery ring (0312) 909909. anything that’s served in a pot. Watch out for Uncle Joe
Concord (Alatoo Square)
$$$ at the door. $$$$ Waiting staff dressed as airline stewards and an in-
terior featuring some aeronautical paraphernalia
Armenian German attempt to lend a little glamour to this small diner
Landau (Manas/Gorky) Steinbrau* (5, Gerzena) just off Ala-too Square. Good, cheap food and fur-
Fancy something a little different? If you can tol- Don your beer drinking trousers and head down ther deals for lunch during midweek make this a
erate the arthritic service, Landau isn’t a bad spot to Bishkek’s take on a Bavarian-style beer hall. They popular spot during the daytime. $$
for a pork steak or some other Armenian culinary brew their own stuff - such a relief from the insipid Cosmo Bar* (Sovietska/Toktogul)
goodies. Also, treat yourself to some decent Arme- bilge that’s normally sold as lager. Compliment your Board the sweet smelling elevator, ascend to the
nian conjac whilst your here, you’ll never go near pint with a plate of German sausage with sauerkraut. top-floor Cosmo Bar and splash the cash with your
Bishkek conjac again. Ever. $$$ $$$ fellow free-spending cosmonauts. Elegant interior,
plush sofas, fancy drinks and pretty waitresses.
Chinese Uighur Huzzah! $$$$
Football?
music playlist that mixes up a bit of soul, jazz, swing Santa Maria (217, Chui)
and classical tracks played at just the right volume. Plush Korean restaurant offering Eastern favourites,
We want to get a team together including exciting Korean barbecues where you get
Live music from 8-ish on most evenings. Definitely
for weekly five-a-side kick to cook your own dinner, plus an extensive Euro-
worth the trek out to the suburbs ( tell your taxi driver
arounds. If you’re interested pean menu. $$$
to turn left at the yuzhniy vorota and head towards
email:kickaround@thespektator.co.uk
Asenbai for about 1.5km) $$$
Lebanese
Jam* (179, Toktogula) Indian Beirut (Shevchenko/Frunze)
An underground oasis of cool. Jam is a cafe with a Now in a new location, Beirut continues to serve en-
full menu, kalians (shisha pipes) and a lounge bar The Host (Sovietskaya, opposite the Hyatt) ticing Lebanese goodies including falaffle, humus,
atmosphere, open till 3am . $$$$ A varied and interesting menu including fine Indian and tasty little meat pie things. $$$
food make this place a real treat. On midweek days
Jumanji (Behind the circus) there are also several excellent business lunch deals
It’s strange. This place is decorated with fake jungle offering a soup, salad, main course and dessert for Moldovan
foliage and is based on a crap kids’ film yet still sort 250-350 som. A real stand out and a Spektator fa-
of works. You also get to roll a pair of Jumanji dice vourite! $$$$ Moldova Restaurant (Kievskaya/Turusbekova)
before you order for the chance to win a special se- If it’s been a while since you last went out for a
cret prize - we like this. $$$ Italian Moldovan, this wooden paneled, sturdy-tabled ea-
tery may be the answer to your prayers. Also, the
Live Bar* (Kulatova/Pravda - near Ibiza club ) Adriatico (219, Chui) Moldovan Embassy is next door should you care
Twenty-four hour sports bar with live music at Reportedly suffering following the departure of to learn more about the world’s favourite budget-
weekends. Plenty of leather couches provide the its Italian chef, Walter, although we have been told wine exporting country. $$$
ideal place to sip cocktails whilst watching the that the soup is still excellent. $$$$
Champions league at three in the morning. $$$$ Regional/Central Asian
Bella Italia (Chui/Maladaya Gvardia)
Lounge Bar* (338a, Frunze) Adriatico’s former Italian chef, Walter, has moved Arabica* (Mederova/Tynastanova)
One of our favourite places to drink in the Summer- homes and is now serving a practically identical range This formerly sophisticated laid back shisha pipe)
time, when we can afford it. Outdoor balcony-cum- of dishes at this spot just behind October cinema. bar has moved to a new location and, by the looks
terrace high above the street with slouch-couches Enjoy the best pizza in town, gnocci and other typi- of the bath in the toilets, may still be under devel-
and fine views of the circus - which you can some- cal Italian numbers, washed down with a palatable opment. Three floors, VIP rooms, kaliyans aplenty.
times smell in hot weather. Nice. $$$ house red (600 soms/litre) $$$$ $$$
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Clubs
Bright, happy, 80’s kitsch bar, the DJ spins his rec-
your taxi driver doesn’t know the exact location, ask a
ords from inside the front of a VW camper van. One
friendly villager. Trout is 800som/kilo $$$
of the most popular places for post-2am partying.
Jalalabad (Togolok Moldo/Kievskaya) (Entrance charge: 200/300 som midweek, 350/450
Basically the cheapest food (that won’t give you gut There are some Bishkek old-hands who say that som Fri/Sat. Reserve for 200 som)
rot) in the centre of town. While it should stand out things aren’t what they used to be when it comes to
for its fresh lagman, Jalalabad is sometimes over- nightlife in Bishkek. They talk of legendary nights of Live Music
looked. Probably at its best in summer, when the carnage, vomit, and debauchery - delights that con-
shashlyk masters flanking the entrance offer their temporary Bishkek struggles to offer. Promzona (16, Cholpon-Atinskaya)
creations straight to guests sitting at Eastern-style Not so, we say. Take your pick from the list below and www.promzona.kg
tables – cross your legs and see how long you can we’re sure there’s still enough carnage, vomit and Promzona’s far-flung location sadly means a taxi
last before cramp sets in. $ debauchery in town to keep everyone happy. ride or a long walk home are in order at the end
of a night. Nevertheless, this trendy live music
venue has a lot going for it: good bands, an exten-
Diskoklubs
Advertise with sive menu, and a hip industrial interior featuring,
the Spektator
Heaven (Frunze/Pravda - in the Hotel Dostuk) strangely, a wind tunnel fan, make this one of the
As Heaven is found inside a hotel it is surprisingly best nights out in Bishkek. Tuesday is Jazz night.
unseedy. In fact it stands out for being a bastion of Rock or blues bands normally play at the week-
Rates from 1500 som per page. the well-dressed (if one is generous). Turn up in tatty ends. (Music charge 200-350 som)
jeans and a t-shirt and you may feel a little out of Tequila Blues (Turesbekova/Engels)
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place; then again, you may not give a shit. Tables by A possible misnomer, the tequila is just fine but
advertise@thespektator.co.uk the dancefloor cost 1000 som but include drinks up the blues is non-existent. Russian studenty types
to this value. (Entrance charge 200-400 som) mosh away the nights to Rock bands in an at-
mospheric underground bunker. (Music charge
Russian/Ukrainian Fire & Ice (Tynystanova/Erkindik) 150 som)
A slightly grittier version of Golden Bull. Again, for-
Pirogoff-Vodkin (Kievskaya/Togolok Moldo) eigners can often get in for free. Popular throughout Sweet Sixties (Molodaya Gvardia/Kievskaya)
Classy restaurant with a turn of the 20th century the week. (Entrance ‘foreigners’ free) Live cover bands most nights. Full menu, popular
atmosphere serving Russian specialities. Have your with a younger crowd. $$
tea in a giant samovar. $$$ Pharoah (East side of the Philharmonic)
An underground lair packed with eyecatching nods Zeppelin (43, Chui)
Khutoryanka (Sovietskaya/Lev Tolstoy bridge)
to Ancient Egypt. Foreigners can sometimes negoti- Zeppelin is in the same vein as the old Tequila
Unassuming, to put it mildly, on the outside, this
ate cheaper or free entry, but be prepared for the big Blues but not quite so spit and sawdust. On the
place is a revelation on the inside. Delicious food,
sting inside - beer costs the best part of 200som. nights we’ve visited, there’s been a line up of young
reasonable service, Ukrainian brass band music
Charge ( 400-500 som) rock or punk bands strutting their stuff, heavier
on the cd player. We love it! $$$
beats seem to go down best with the young Rus-
Taras Bulba (Near the Yuzhniy Vorota on Sovietskaya) Platinum (East side of the Philharmonic) sian crowd. Full restaurant menu.
Like all the Ukrainian restaurants we’ve tried in Take a seat at the snazzy 360 degree bar and do bat- (Entrance charge 100-150 som)
Bishkek, Taras Bulba serves great food. We liked the tle with some of Kyrgyzstan’s most convivial ‘elite’ for
potato pancakes with caviar, the delicious soups gold-digging temptresses. (Entrance charge 400- Live music also common at Stary Edgar’s, Beatles
and fresh salads. $$$ 500 som)
Bar, Foyer and Blonder Pub (see ‘restaurants’)
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Map: Location guide 7. Beta Stores Supermarket 14. New York Pizza 21. Stary Edgars
1. Tequila Blues 8. Derevyashka 15. Cowboy 22. TSUM Department Store
2. Metro Bar (American Pub) 9. Cyclone 16. National Museum 23. Jam
3. Watari 10. Coffee House (II) 17. Navigator 24. Mimino
4. Zaporyzhian Nights 11. Adriatico 18. Sky Bar 25. Arabica
5. Coffe House (I) 12. Santa Maria 19. Foyer 26. Konak
6. 2x2 Bar 13. Faiza 20. Fatboy’s 27. VEFA shopping Centre (RIP)
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