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The Fairly Odd

Parents
Present:

"Super Zero"
Ep.314 (106B)

Written By:
Will Schifrin and Ray DeLaurentis

Circle Take Action: September 25, 2008

cc : Bu tch Hartman, Ray DeLaurentis, Kevin Su llivan , Ed Valen tin e, Dave Thomas, George Goodchild, Deirdre Brenner, Ja ck Kinman, Dia na LaGra ndeur, Sara Jerzykowski, Kelly Matten , Ken Mu,
Ilia na Friedson, Rich Magalla nes, Kelly Ga rdner, Sta cey Kim, Ma ry anne Dacey , a nd Lorena Gallego

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FADE IN:

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - DAY

CLOSE ON - WANDA and TIMMY, who wear SURGICAL MASKS and


SCRUBS as they appear to be doing surgery. We hear a life
support system <BEEPING>. It gets progressively louder.

1 WANDA
Sponge.
(Timmy hands her a sponge)
Powder.
(Timmy hands her powder)
Clothespin.

Timmy puts a CLOTHESPIN on Wanda’s nose, as we reveal they’re


changing POOF’s diaper. The loud <BEEPING> makes Wanda wince.
WIDEN to see: COSMO BEEPING loudly in Wanda’s ear.

2 WANDA (CONT’D)
Cosmo! What are you doing?

3 COSMO
I’m helping - duh.

4 WANDA
If you wanna help, help us change
Poof’s diaper.

5 COSMO
Okay! I’ll change it to a puppy!

Cosmo raises his wand and changes Poof’s diaper into a


WOLVERINE, which leaps on Timmy with a <SNARL>.

6 TIMMY
That’s a wolverine!

7 COSMO
Silly Timmy. This is a wolverine.

Cosmo poofs up an “ELECTRIC WALRUS”. It fires ELECTRICITY


from its flippers, zaps Wanda and Timmy and trashes the room.

8 TIMMY
Aaah! That’s an electric walrus!

9 COSMO
Well, they both start with a “K”.

10 WANDA
That’s it! Cosmo, go sit in the
corner where you can’t do anymore
damage.
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Cosmo sits on a STOOL in the corner. He notices a NAIL


sticking out of corner of the baseboard.

11 COSMO
Ooh! I can add this to my loose
nail collection.

Cosmo pulls the nail out.

EXT. TURNER HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

The house collapses. Wanda and Timmy are under a huge PILE
OF RUBBLE. Poof floats next to them in a new diaper.

12 WANDA
Cosmo! You’re not helping! Just go!

13 COSMO
Fine. I can take a hint. I don’t
need a house to fall on me.

14 TIMMY
It fell on us!

15 COSMO
Whatever, Mr. Lint-picker.

16 WANDA
You mean nit-picker!

17 COSMO
There you go again. Come on, Poof!

Offended, Cosmo poofs out with Poof.

EXT. PARK - DAY

Cosmo poofs Poof onto one end of a SEESAW.

18 COSMO
Well, at least we’re away from
those lint-pickers. Now how about a
super-fun seesaw partner?

Cosmo raises his wand. A BLUE WHALE falls from the sky and
lands on the seesaw across from Poof, shooting him upwards.

19 COSMO (CONT’D)
Whoa. That’s one big chicken.
I’ll save you, Poof!

Cosmo flies after Poof, who bounces harmlessly off of


BUILDINGS and a SMOKESTACK. Cosmo follows, toppling the
smokestack. SMOKE billows.
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Cosmo blindly flies into a CLOTHESLINE. He gets tangled in


UNDERWEAR and a TOWEL.

ANGLE ON - CHET UBETCHA reporting.

20 CHET UBETCHA
Chet Ubetcha with the weather
report. It’s raining babies.

Chet opens an UMBRELLA.

ANGLE ON - Cosmo, now wearing an UNDERWEAR MASK and TOWEL


CAPE, swoops in and heroically grabs Poof.

21 COSMO (O.S.)
Gotcha!

22 CHET UBETCHA
Well, stick me in a dress and call
me Sally! A floating something
just saved that baby. It looks
like Dimmsdale has its very own
superhero! Who are you, masked
something?

PEOPLE crowd around as CAMERAS push in.

23 COSMO
(nervously to Poof)
Uh-oh! Fairies aren’t supposed to
reveal their existence.

24 CHET UBETCHA
Well? Tell us your name! The
world wants to know!

25 COSMO
Uh...It’s not Cosmo.

26 CHET UBETCHA
Don’t you mean...“Super Not Cosmo”?

27 COSMO
Okay!

28 CHET UBETCHA
People of Dimmsdale, let’s hear it
for Super Not Cosmo!

The crowd of people <CHEER> and <APPLAUD>. Lying on his side,


the whale <CLAPS> his flippers. Cosmo beams, feeling proud.
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INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - MINUTES LATER

The house has been totally rebuilt. Timmy holds a final nail
as Wanda hammers it into the wall.

29 TIMMY
There. The house is good as new.
It’s like Cosmo was never here.

Cosmo (still in his underwear mask and cape) bursts through


the wall superhero-style, holding Poof.

30 COSMO
Greetings, citizens of Timmy’s
room!
(gives Poof to Wanda)
Fear not, madam. Super Not Cosmo
has saved your baby from a giant
chicken!

31 WANDA
Cosmo, what are you talking about?
And why is there underwear on your
face? ...Again.

32 COSMO
Who’s this “Cosmo” you speak of?
I’m Super Not Cosmo. Now if you’ll
excuse me, I’ll be in the bathroom.
I mean, my super secret lair.

Cosmo exits to the bathroom. O.S. a toilet FLUSHES. Cosmo re-


enters wearing Clark Kent GLASSES over his underwear mask.

33 COSMO (CONT’D)
Hey, did someone say Super Not
Cosmo was here? I wouldn’t know
since I’m just a mild mannered
Average Joe. In fact, that’s my
name: “Mild Mannered Average Joe”.

Cosmo steps back into the bathroom and SLAMS the door shut.

34 COSMO (O.S.) (CONT’D)


Fools! They fell for my clever
disguise.

Timmy sits on his bed.

35 TIMMY
We can hear you.
(to Wanda)
If he wants to be a superhero, let
him. He’s not hurting anyone.
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36 CAT (O.S.)
Meow!

37 COSMO (O.S.)
A cat’s in trouble! To the Super
Not Cosmo Copter!

One end of Timmy’s bed suddenly springs up, smashing him


against the wall. Cosmo flies a MINI-HELICOPTER from a
secret passageway under the bed and rockets out the window.

EXT. OLD WOMAN’S YARD - DAY

An OLD WOMAN looks at a CAT <MEOWING> in a high branch of a


TREE. Cosmo roars in, flying the Cosmo Copter.

38 COSMO
Super Not Cosmo to the rescue!

Cosmo extends a MECHANICAL CLAW from his Cosmo Copter. He


snatches the cat and hands it to the old lady.

39 COSMO (CONT’D)
Here you go, really old lady! You
and your kitty are happily
reunited!

40 OLD WOMAN
It’s not my cat!

41 COSMO
No need to thank me! Seeing you
two together is my reward.

Cosmo flies off. PAN DOWN TO - Chet Ubetcha, on the scene.

42 CHET UBETCHA
Well, stick me in a kilt and call
me Sally! Super Not Cosmo has
saved the day again!

BEHIND CHET - The cat clings to the old lady’s face.

43 OLD WOMAN
Oh, please get off!

CLOSE ON: An image of Cosmo’s face in his underpants mask.


The image spins (a la Batman), TRANSITIONING us to:

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - DAY

Wanda poofs out of the FISH BOWL holding Poof.


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44 WANDA
You know, sport, with Cosmo off
doing his superhero stuff, I’m
really getting a lot more done. I
wrote a rock opera and taught the
electric walrus to river dance.

The walrus dances by. Timmy’s on his bed with a BAG OF GOLD.

45 TIMMY
And I had time to clean out my sock
drawer. I found a bag of gold!

46 MAN (O.S.)
Help! The dam is bursting!

47 COSMO (O.S.)
To the Super Not Cosmo Car!

Timmy’s bed flies up again, smashing him into the ceiling.


Cosmo drives out from under Timmy’s bed in a tricked out
SUPER-HERO CAR. Super Not Cosmo SPINNING TRANSITION TO:

EXT. DIMMSDALE DAM - CONTINUOUS

A CRACK forms in a huge DAM, which starts to leak. Chet


Ubetcha reports from the scene.

48 CHET UBETCHA
Chet Ubetcha with a special
bulletin. The Dimmsdale Dam is
breaking! In other news, I didn’t
even know we had a dam!

Cosmo zooms in driving the Cosmo Car. Two MECHANICAL ARMS


shoot out of the car and place a GIANT BAND-AID (with Super
Not Cosmo’s face on it) over the crack.

49 CHET UBETCHA (CONT’D)


Well, stick me in a wet suit and
call me Aqua Sally! Super Not
Cosmo, thanks for saving us again!

50 COSMO
You betcha, Aqua Sally!

Super Not Cosmo SPINNING TRANSITION TO:

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - NEXT DAY

Timmy, Wanda and Poof (in a HIGH CHAIR) sit at a banquet


table eating a FEAST. They are dressed as ENGLISH
ARISTOCRATS with POWDERED WIGS. Timmy and Wanda speak in
English accents. CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYS.
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51 WANDA
I say, Timmy, life is so much more
civilized with Cosmo not around.

52 TIMMY
Quite right, Wanda. Oh Jeeves, may
I have some more Beef Wellington?

The Walrus dressed as a BUTLER offers Timmy BEEF WELLINGTON.

53 TIMMY (CONT’D)
What shall we do until the next fox
hunt?

54 WANDA
I don’t know. I dare say without
Cosmo around, perhaps we have too
much free time on our hands.

55 TIMMY
Well, this superhero nonsense can’t
last forever. With any luck,
Cosmo’s over it by now.

56 WOMAN (O.S.)
Help! The volcano’s erupting!

57 COSMO (O.S.)
To the Super Not Cosmo-Sub!

Timmy jerks his chair away from his bed. But this time the
bed flips open sideways, smashing Timmy in his chair. Cosmo
shoots from under the bed in a MINI-SUB.

EXT. MOUNT SAINT DIMMSDALE VOLCANO - DAY

LAVA bubbles up from a huge VOLCANO. Chet Ubetcha reports.

58 CHET UBETCHA
Chet Ubetcha here at the Dimmsdale
Volcano, which is right next to the
dam I never knew we had! I have
really got to get out more! Is
there anyone who can help? Say it
with me people!

PULL BACK - To reveal a CROWD.

59 CHET AND CROWD


Super Not Cosmo! Super Not Cosmo!

In his Cosmo-Sub, Cosmo flies to the top of the volcano.


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Two giant mechanical arms extend from the sub and stick a
CORK (with Super Not Cosmo’s face on it) in the volcano.
Everyone <CHEERS>. Cosmo zooms off in his Sub.

60 CHET UBETCHA
Come back soon, Super Not Cosmo!
This is Chet Ubetcha saying, gosh,
I like that guy.

Super Not Cosmo SPINNING TRANSITION TO:

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - LATER

Timmy, Wanda and Poof still sit at the banquet table dressed
as English nobility. They still talk in English accents.

61 WANDA
...So I asked the Duke of Cornwall,
“Do you really have a wall made of
corn?”

62 TIMMY
Wanda, don’t take this the wrong
way, but without Cosmo around
you’ve become a crashing bore.

63 WANDA
Oh really? Well, take that.

Wanda hurls MASHED POTATOES at Timmy. Timmy hurls a CHUNK OF


BEEF back at her, accidentally splattering Poof. Poof fills
his mouth with PEAS and fires them machine gun style at Timmy
and Wanda. An all out food fight erupts. Cosmo bursts through
the wall, his arms extended like a superhero. He knocks down
Timmy and Wanda. Timmy and Wanda drop their accents.

64 WANDA (CONT’D)
Cosmo, I’m glad you’re back!

65 TIMMY
Why don’t you hang out for a while.
You can help me throw scones at
Wanda.

Wanda hits Timmy with a slab of Beef Wellington.

66 COSMO
I’m afraid I don’t have time. I
need to use the bathroom where my
superhero lair is not.

Cosmo floats into the bathroom and shuts the door.


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67 TIMMY
Cosmo!

Wanda, Timmy and Poof follow and open the door to reveal:

INT. TIMMY’S BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS

The room is a huge CAVE with CRYSTAL SPIKES everywhere, high


tech COMPUTERS and a TOILET. Cosmo has taken off his glasses.

68 COSMO
Aah! How did you guys discover my
secret lair? You guys must be
criminal masterminds!

69 TIMMY
What is all this stuff?

70 COSMO
My super crime fighting computer,
my super crime fighting toilet, and
of course, my faithful butler,
Wolfie.

WOLFIE, the wolverine, crawls up <GROWLING>, with a SILVER


TEA SERVICE TRAY strapped to his back. Cosmo sips TEA.

71 COSMO (CONT’D)
He may have tried to eat me in my
sleep, but at least he never told
me to go sit in the corner.

72 WANDA
Cosmo, we’re sorry about that. But
we miss you.

73 TIMMY
Yeah, and it’s boring without you
around.

74 COSMO
Sorry, but the people of Dimmsdale
need me.

Cosmo points to the skylight.

75 COSMO (O.S.) (CONT’D)


Look! It’s the Super Not Cosmo
signal! Someone’s in trouble!

Timmy and Wanda look up to see the Super Not Cosmo INSIGNIA
(Cosmo’s face in silhouette) in the sky. They look back to
Cosmo, who is shining the signal with a FLASHLIGHT.
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76 TIMMY
You’re signaling yourself!

77 COSMO
Maybe... or maybe that’s what the
criminals want you to think!
Anyway, it’s only a matter of time
before someone needs my help.

78 CHET UBETCHA (O.S.)


Help me, Super Not Cosmo!

79 COSMO
I’m coming, Sally!

Cosmo rockets through the wall. The wolverine GROWLS,


cornering Timmy and Wanda.

EXT. MALL PARKING LOT - DAY

Chet Ubetcha stands in a parking lot with a SHOPPING BAG.

80 CHET UBETCHA
I’m at the mall and I can’t
remember where I parked my car! Is
there anyone who can help me?

Cosmo swoops in and scoops up Chet.

81 COSMO
I’ll save you, Sally! You can see
the whole parking lot from here.

82 CHET UBETCHA
Thank you, Super Not Cosmo!

Chet clings to Cosmo (Lois Lane style) as they soar into the
sky above the MALL. MUSIC PLAYS (a la Superman carrying Lois
Lane music) as they fly together, passing MOUNT RUSHMORE, the
STATUE OF LIBERTY, the EIFFEL TOWER, BIG BEN, and the GREAT
PYRAMIDS. We hear RUMBLING. Chet sees the Band-Aid pop off
the Dimmsdale Dam. The dam breaks, flooding the town.

83 CHET UBETCHA (CONT’D)


Oh no! It appears the dam I didn’t
know we had has burst!

We hear another RUMBLE. Chet sees the giant cork pop off the
volcano. Lava blasts out and flows down toward the city.

84 CHET UBETCHA (CONT’D)


More bad news! The volcano next to
the dam I didn’t know we had has
erupted!
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PEOPLE <FLEE IN TERROR> from lava and the flood. Chet listens
to incoming news though his EAR PIECE.

85 CHET UBETCHA (CONT’D)


This just in! The cat rescued by
Super Not Cosmo was in fact the
rare, Dimmsdale tree cat! When
removed from its tree, it attacks
anything that’s running and
screaming!

ON THE CAT - As it <HISSES> and leaps onto the heads of


running, <SCREAMING> citizens. BACK TO - Chet reporting.

86 CHET UBETCHA (CONT’D)


Ladies and gentlemen, it appears
Super Not Cosmo is a super zero!

PULL BACK - To see Cosmo, still holding Chet.

87 COSMO
Well, at least I saved that cat.

88 CHET UBETCHA
Everything he’s done has backfired!
In this reporter’s opinion, Super
Not Cosmo should sit in the corner!

As Cosmo looks down he sees an ANGRY MOB below.

89 CITIZENS
Sit in the corner! Sit in the
corner! Sit in the corner!

90 COSMO
Wanda and Timmy were right. I’m
nothing but trouble. There’s your
car, Sally.

Cosmo drops Chet into the volcano. Chet <SCREAMS>. UP ABOVE,


Cosmo scribbles a NOTE, folds it into a PAPER AIRPLANE, then
throws it. He sadly floats off.

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Timmy, Wanda and Poof watch the disaster on TV.

91 WANDA
Whoa. This is bad even for Cosmo.

92 TIMMY
I wish the town was back to normal.
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Wanda waves her wand. Poof! QUICK SHOTS: The dam seals; the
volcano stops erupting; the cat returns to its tree. Cosmo’s
paper airplane flies through the window. Wanda reads it.

93 WANDA
“Dear Family, I’m going away
forever. Or three weeks.
Whichever comes first.”

Poof looks on sadly.

94 TIMMY
Don’t worry, Poof! We’ll find him!

EXT. DIMMSDALE HIGHWAY - SUNRISE

Cosmo sadly floats out of town with his HOBO STICK, as Wolfie
walks next to him with the TEA SET on his back. As Cosmo
speaks, he obliviously passes crimes happening all around
him: BANDITS holding up a TRAIN; VIKINGS using a BATTERING
RAM to break down the door of a BANK; Crocker stealing a
LOLLIPOP from a BABY in a CARRIAGE.

95 COSMO
Let’s face it, Wolfie. This town
never needed a superhero anyway.
It’s the safest place on earth.
(then; to a Viking)
Want some tea, Mr. Viking?

Cosmo offers a tea cup from Wolfie’s back to the Viking.

EXT. STREET - CONTINUOUS

Timmy, Wanda and Poof look for Cosmo.

96 TIMMY/WANDA/POOF
Cosmo?/Da-da...

97 WANDA
We’ve searched the whole town and
there’s still no sign of Cosmo.
What are we gonna do?

98 TIMMY
Well, Cosmo felt needed as a
superhero. So we need to make him
feel needed again. I know! If we
wanna bring him back, we need to
create a super villain!

Wanda nods and raises her wand.


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EXT. DIMMSDALE MAIN STREET - MOMENTS LATER

MILK MAN (a MILKMAN themed ROBOT with MILK CANNONS for hands)
lumbers down the street. Timmy controls Milk Man with a
REMOTE, creating a booming voice through a mic. Wanda and
Poof float by Timmy’s side.

99 MILK MAN
I am Milk Man, delivering
destruction in three flavors --
regular, chocolate and delicious
holiday eggnog!

He blasts PEOPLE with milk.

100 WANDA
Milk Man? What kind of super
villain is that?

101 TIMMY
The lamest one I could think of.
Which makes him perfect for Cosmo!

Poof shines the Cosmo signal into the sky.

EXT. DIMMSDALE HIGHWAY - CONTINUOUS

Cosmo sees the Super Not Cosmo signal and turns to Wolfie.

102 COSMO
Could it be, Wolfie? Do the people
of Dimmsdale really need me?

Wolfie <GROWLS>.

103 COSMO (CONT’D)


I don’t speak Spanish, but I’ll
take that as a yes. Super Not
Cosmo to the rescue!

Cosmo flies toward a tree. It opens, revealing a POLE. He


slides down the pole and emerges at the base in his COSTUME.

EXT. DIMMSDALE MAIN STREET - SECONDS LATER

Milk Man continues blasting milk at people, who just stand


there scratching their heads. Milk Man stumbles into a
TELEPHONE WIRE, shorting himself out. He turns his milk
cannons toward Timmy, Wanda and Poof and fires milk at them.
A blast of milk knocks Wanda’s wand and Timmy’s remote out of
their hands.
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104 TIMMY
Uh-oh. This wasn’t part of the
plan!

Timmy, Wanda and Poof flee from the Milk Man. Cosmo (now
back in his mask and cape) flies in heroically.

105 COSMO
This is a job for Super Not Cosmo!
Leave my family alone, Mail Man!

Milk Man aims his milk cannons at Cosmo.

106 COSMO (CONT’D)


Super Cork power!

Cosmo poofs into his Cosmo Sub, and plugs the cannons with
corks.

107 COSMO (CONT’D)


Super bandage power!

Cosmo poofs into his Cosmo Car and cuffs Milk Man’s ankles
with a bandage, causing him to trip. Milk Man falls to the
ground and EXPLODES. Milk pours everywhere.

108 COSMO (CONT’D)


And now to clean up this mess: Here
kitty, kitty...

The tree dwelling cat leaps into view and begins lapping up
the milk. Everyone <CHEERS>. ON CHET UBETCHA - at the scene.

109 CHET UBETCHA


This is Sally Ubetcha with breaking
news: Super Not Cosmo isn’t a super
zero after all!

INT. COSMO’S BATHROOM LAIR - LATER

Timmy and his fairies are back together again. Cosmo still
wears his superhero costume.

110 TIMMY
You saved us, Super Not Cosmo. You
really are a superhero.

111 COSMO
Trouble is, lately I haven’t been a
super dad, a super husband, a super
godparent or a even a supermarket.

Cosmo poofs off his costume and poofs the lair back into
Timmy’s bathroom.
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112 COSMO (CONT’D)


My superhero days are over.
Fighting bad guys like The Mail Man
was cool, but I’d rather be with
you guys: my family.

113 WANDA
Speaking of helping, how about
changing Poof’s diaper?

114 COSMO
What should I change it to? I
know! A bunny!

He poofs up a PTERODACTYL, which carries Poof out the window.


Wanda <SCREAMS> and flies after Poof.

EXT. BACKYARD - CONTINUOUS

As Wanda chases Poof and the pterodactyl, she gets tangled in


a CLOTHESLINE, winding up with an UNDERWEAR MASK and a TOWEL
CAPE. She heroically grabs Poof from the pterodactyl.
REVEAL - Chet Ubetcha, reporting on the scene.

115 CHET UBETCHA


Ladies and gentlemen, Dimmsdale has
a new superhero!

A CROWD <CHEERS>. Wanda beams.

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - NIGHT

Timmy reads in bed. Cosmo poofs in with Poof.

116 COSMO
Hey Timmy, have you seen Wanda?

117 MAN (O.S.)


Help!

Timmy’s bed springs up, knocking him into the ceiling. Wanda
bursts out on a JET SKI, wearing her MASK and CAPE.

118 WANDA
Wanda Woman to the rescue!

119 COSMO
Don’t save the cat!

FADE OUT. THE END.