Little Red Riding Hood, the other story.

Characters: Narrator, riding hood, the wolf, the mother, the grandmother, the
hunter.

Scene I
Narrator: (Addressing the public). - You know the story of Little Red Riding
Hood truth? And it sure gave them despite the poor Riding Hood, devoured by
the wolf and his poor grandmother, helpless, what a pity? (Do a long pause
while strolling around the stage) Well. It's a lie, and to me it has also deceived
me, and our parents, grandparents and everyone.
What really happened was this:
(The narrator goes down the back of the stage and a pitiful howl of the wolf
hears, which is more like that of a stray dog).
Wolf: What a life as a wolf, without a sheep to eat, at this rate I'm going to
become vegetarian!
(Gunshots are heard in the far distance)
Wolf: And besides, I am hiding from the hunter, that pursuis me with his
shotgun to kill me.
Riding Hood: Where are you, wolf? Show me your snout pokes. I want to give
you a kiss. Come on, wolf.
Wolf: I cant stand her. What Ive done, my God? She pursued me all over the
forest and there is no cave where I can hide. The last time she broke me three
teeth and a tusk, she gave me a filet of beef, but filled with river stones and
almost leaves me without denture.
Riding Hood: Wolf where are you? This time I bring an appetizing cake
(addressing the public and smiling malevolent: filling of chocolate) that will
make you suck your hooves. Take it, beautiful wolf.
Wolf: I will not leave of my cave. If I go out, I'm a dead wolf. That girl has an
angel face, but it is a demon.
Riding Hood: Come on, wolf! Have compassion of a poor and helpless girl who
has to cross the forest to go to her grandmothers house, who is sick and
alone!
Wolf: Sick? That old woman goes every Sunday to dance to the retirement
home and doesnt loose a tour. And poor? She has Half of the forest lands and
have a chalet...
Riding Hood: Wolf, have told me that you are very fast... But I'm faster than
you.
Wolf: Come on, and she also provokes me!
Riding Hood: Let's make a race to the my grandmother's house, and the one
who comes first, have the right to eat the food she has prepared me and swim
in the Olympic pool. What do you think?
Wolf: she is able to drown me in the pool. I do not move from here!
Riding Hood: Come on, wolf! Get out?

Wolf: I do not know, but I'm hungry.

(The iron wolf is teaching his claws and tusks but Riding Hood closes the
muzzle of a slap)
Riding Hood: Close that big mouth that no longer scares anyone. You take the
path on the left and I take on the right.
Wolf: But lady, the left path is full of brambles and cactus, over there is very
difficult to pass!
Riding Hood: (It gives another slap) Well sorry, for that you are the wolf and a
lady. You will go to the left and must count to one hundred before you start
walking.
Wolf: But Riding Hood, if I dont know to count, I have never been to school.
Riding Hood: (Giving him another slap) I knew you were ignorant. Anyway you
start counting.
Wolf: (With dramatic voice and looking anxiously the cake) could not you at
least give me a piece of cake?
Riding Hood: (With disgust) A piece of my delicious cake? I'm sorry, earn it!
Stupid wolf. (Gives the last slap and disappears from the scene).
(The wolf walks through the woods, while disappears Riding Hood on the way of
the right of the Stage)

Scene II
Mother: At last I got rid of this impertinent girl! I cant stand her! "Mom gives
me this, gives me that Mom ..." Well, today I said: Go to your grandmother;
bring this jar of honey, cheese, cake and this ham.
(The mother sees the wolf crying next to a tree)
Mother: This is a Little Red Riding Hoods plan, which will kill the wolf and is
the last wolf that remains healthy in these parts ... Wolf ... What about you?
What did Riding Hood make you?
Wolf: Oh Lady! What a bad daughter you have! Well, she sent me to her
grandmother's house on the way of the crags!
Mother: in the way of the crags? You're going to kill you!
Wolf: Naturally! But if you do what he says, she gives you a slap! Look what
shes done to my face and muzzle!
Mother: Thats awful! What a beast! Identical to his father.
Wolf: What do you advise me? I cant contradict her.
Mother: Look, you go down the path of the valley, by the Uncle Toms orchard,
which is a shorter way and you avoid rocks.
(A hunter shots are heard)
Wolf: And the hunter comes for me!
Mother: Dont worry, I speak with him. You go away quiet!
(The wolf, thanked her bowing with hands and he leaves on the right side of the
stage)
Mother: (Looking out where the wolf has disappeared) Poor wolf, what a pity

he gives me! Those two harpies are going to quarter him!

Hunter: (With glasses and a shotgun rushes in to the stage). Over there, over
there, he's gone over there! I have seen him.
Mother: (Entertain him) Stop, stop, sir! Where are you going so fast?
Hunter: Mrs. Are not you afraid of being alone in the forest, there is a ravening
wolf of women walking around here?
Mother: Devourer of women? But if wolf is like family, it would not hurt a fly.
It only remains a healthy tooth, thanks to the iniquities of my daughter Riding
Hood. He should be afraid of her.
Hunter: shes dangerous, isnt she? She looks like a lovely girl, she is blonde
with blue eyes and very beautiful.
Mother: That girl is able to bend his shotgun guns.
Hunter: Well, tell me where the wolf has gone.
Mother: He went away.
(The mother indicates them the way to the left, the crags)
Scene III
(The hunter lying on the ground appears, with the shotgun aside, without
glasses, shouting and achy)
Hunter: Like father, like son, and she said her daughter was an evil. Where am
I! ay, ay! I think I've broken my ankle! This cant continue. Wolf is a soul of
Charity, next to those beasts. I run home granny and get there before those
two dismembered the poor Lobo.
(The hunter gets up, limping painfully and grab his shotgun)
I do not know if I'll be there, but I must try. Poor Wolf... Poor Wolf!
Scene IV
Narrator: (Leaving from the curtains) the first to arrive to the grandmothers
mansion was Little Red Riding Hood. She arrived with his basket, jar of honey,
cheese, cake and ham). She knocked on the door.
(Riding Hood knocks on the door several times, but this was ajar. Enter the
house and goes to the grandmother in bed).
Riding Hood: How are you grandma! What a nice cup! Where did you buy it?
Grandmother: dont be hypocrite and tell me what you did with the wolf!
Riding Hood: I left him in the forest. At this time it will have fallen by the crag.
I cheated, telling him to go down the road on the left. I guess it has been
dropped, because it was dangerous is not it funny? (Laughs mockingly Riding
Hood)
Grandmother: Ok, Riding Hood, but wolves have nine lives like cats. I do not
trust them. It is better than wait here and then gives a beating.
Riding Hood: Grandma, you're great! First I give the first knock and when he
is unconscious, we ask for help and called the hunter to kill him.

Grandmother: (To audience). I knew that my granddaughter had my genes,

but after the knock we get him drunk, we put in the bed and so we laugh for a
while. What do you think? Then we called the hunter...
Riding Hood: Great!
(The wolf appears on a bed, half drunk and dressed in a nightgown)
Riding Hood: Grandma, Grandma, what big eyes you have?
Wolf: To see you better.
(Riding Hood gives him a slap).
Riding Hood: Grandma, Grandma, what big ears you have?
Wolf: To hear better! (The Wolf tries to protect).
(Riding Hood gives him another slap).
Riding Hood: Grandma, grandma, what a big mouth you have?
Wolf: To eat you better! (The Wolf tries to protect itself again).
Riding Hood: (She gives one last heist. The wolf faints)
Grandma, Grandma, this wolf is knocked out.
Grandmother: Well, now, shout loudly and ask for help, so the hunter kills
him.
Riding Hood: Help, help, a wolf, a wolf, help!
(The hunter appears)
Hunter: Stop, stop! You will commit a crime and I have seen you. Drop the
Wolf now or shot you, evil! (Pointing to Riding Hood and her grandmother).
(Riding Hood's mother appears on the scene)
The mother and the hunter: We are all witnesses of abuse that you have
made to poor wolf. You deserve punishment.
Hunter: That's true. I'm going to shoot you.
Riding Hood and her grandmother: No, no, please forgive us!
Mother: Dont shoot, we would be like them. It is best that you ask
forgiveness to the Wolf.
(Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood begin to mourn)
Hunter: It's okay! I will not hurt your, but I demand your repentance and a
promise that you will not bother the wolf.
Riding Hood and her grandmother: Yes, yes, we apologize to everyone!
Forgive us, wolf, we wont do it again!
Wolf: I forgive you and do not hold grudges. Give me a hug (All three come
together in an embrace). Hey, I'd swear that besides to the hug, little Red
Riding Hood has given me a bite, but anyway, lets have fun in peace!
End