THE BOY WHO WANTED THE WILLIES

There was once a boy who was never frightenedfor he had not enough sense
to be scared.
One day, Hans and his big sister were walking home after dark. The wind
howled, and the trees creaked and groaned. The road led past a graveyard,
where the moon lit up rows of tombstones.
Hanss sister began to quiver and quake.
Ooh! she said. This place gives me the willies!
The willies? said Hans. What are the willies?
Do I have to tell you everything? The willies are when you get so scared,
you shiver and shake.
Well! said Hans. I never had anything like that! I wish I would get the
willies, so Id know what theyre like.
The more Hans thought it over, the more he wondered about the willies,
and the more he wished he could have them.
One day he told himself, If I want the willies, Id better go look for
them. So he said good-bye to his family and started down the road.
Hans walked for many days. Everyone he met, he asked, Can you give
me the willies?
Many tried, but none could.
At last he came to the Kings castle and stood before the King. Your
Majesty, said Hans, canyou give me the willies?

Of course I can. Im the King! The King waved his royal scepter. I
command you to have the willies!
Hans waited, but nothing happened. Im sorry, Your Majesty, I still dont
have them.
Oh well, said the King, at least I know where you can get them. On the
other side of my kingdom is a haunted castle. If you spend the night there, you
are sure to get the willies.
Thank you, Your Majesty!
Theres just one problem, said the King. No one who goes there ever
lives through the night. But, if you stay alive and break the spell, youll find the
castle treasure!
Thats fine with me, said Hans, as long as I get the willies!
It was midnight when Hans reached the castle. The towers cast eerie
shadows under the full moon. The drawbridge lowered itself at Hanss
feet. Creeeeeeeeeeeek.
Seems like a friendly place! said Hans.
As Hans entered the great hall, a fire sprang to life in the huge fireplace.
Hans pulled up a chair and settled himself to wait.
Now Im sure to get the willies, he said.
The clock in the great hall struck one. Bong.
Velcome! boomed a voice behind him.
Hans looked around and saw two men playing cards. One had a long,
black cloak, and the other had a furry face.
Vould you care to join our game? asked the man in the cloak. Its been
so long since ve had anyvun to play vith.

Certainly, said Hans, taking a seat. It will pass the time, while Im
waiting for the willies!
I vill explain the rules, said the cloaked man. If my furry friend vins, he
vill rip you to shreds. If I vin, I vill drink your blood. If you vin, ve vill let you
live.
Sounds fair to me! said Hans.
The furry man snarled and dealt the cards. They played for almost an
hour. In the end, the cloaked man won.
I vant to drink your blood! he said, moving closer to Hans and showing
two long, pointy teeth.
I think you cheated, Hans said. He reached for the pointy teeth and
broke them offSnap!
YEEE-OWWWWWWWW! howled the man as he ran from the hall.
The furry man roared and leaped at Hans, but Hans sprang away and the
man flew pastright out an open window. Hans heard a piercing scream, then
a dull thud.
He settled himself again before the fire. I enjoyed the game, he said,
but when do I get the willies?
The clock struck two. Bong. Bong.
Hans heard a rattling, and into the hall marched a long line of skeletons.
The first skeleton snapped its fingers. Click. Click.
The second skeleton knocked its knees. Clack. Clack.
The third skeleton drummed its skull. Clock. Clock.
The fourth skeleton tapped along its ribs in a little tune. Clackety, click
clock. Clackety, click clock.

Nice beat! said Hans.

The other skeletons formed a circle and started to dance. One skeleton
stretched a hand toward Hans.
Dont mind if I do!
Hans took hold of two bony hands and danced in the circle around the
hall.
The music got faster. Clackety, clackety, click clock clackety. Clackety,
clackety, click clock clackety.
Hold it, I cant dance that fast! shouted Hans over the clatter. But the
skeletons gripped his hands harder and danced even faster.
Clackety clickety, clackety clockety. Clackety clickety, clackety clockety.
I said HOLD IT!
Hans gave a yank andPop!the two skeletons arms came right off. The
music and the dancing stopped.
I think you lost something, said Hans.
The skeletons rushed at Hans and started jumping on him. Hans grabbed
a chair and swung it, this way and that.
Crash! Bash!
Bones flew here, there, and everywhere, till the skeletons lay all in pieces
on the floor.
Hans gathered them up and tossed them out the window. I like a little
dancing, he said, as he settled again before the fire, but I wonder when Im
going to get those willies!
The clock struck three. Bong. Bong. Bong.

From up the chimney, a deep voice called, LOOK OUT

BELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!
Something huge came falling down, swerved to miss the fire, and
thumplanded before the fireplace. It was a giant body, with no arms or legs
or head.
LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!
Thump thump thump thump. Two giant legs and two giant arms landed
next to it.
LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!
Thump. A giant head landed by the rest.
I get it! said Hans. Its a puzzle, and I have to put it together!
Hans heaved the two giant legs and stuck them onto the body. Snap.
Snap.
Hey! thundered the deep voice, close by. It was the giant head. You got
the shoes pointing out!
Oh, sorry, said Hans. He switched the legs. Then he stuck on the arms
and the head. Snap. Snap. Snap.
The giant jumped up. The spell is broken! Youre the only one ever to get
me together. The others all died of fright long before this! Now follow me to
the castle treasure.
Hans followed him to the doorway. The giant said, You first.
After you, said Hans.
The giant led him to the courtyard and pointed to a shovel under a tree.
Dig there!
You dig there! said Hans.

The giant dug till he uncovered three pots of gold. Take them inside!
You take them inside!
The giant took the pots of gold into the great hall. He said, One is for the
king, one is for the poor, and one is for you.
Then he fell into pieces again and flew up the chimneyfirst the head,
then the arms and legs, then the giant body.
Some folks just cant keep things together, said Hans. He went back to
his chair before the fire, curled up in it, and sighed. Its nice to be rich, but
when will I ever get the willies?
***
And that is how Hans stayed alive, broke the spell, and found the
treasure. When the King heard the tale, he let Hans live in the castle, and
when Hans grew up, he married the Kings daughter. Within a year they had
tripletsthree fine sons. Hans named all three of them Willy.
And now, he said, at last I have the Willies!