The Alternative

Dictionary of foul
English language and
underground slang
This dictionary contains both common and
offbeat terminology of an explicit, lowbrow, lewd, brash and therefore somewhat
offensive nature. Then, all you wussies out
there, if you do not approve of or feel
uncomfortable about this type of lexicon,
refrain from opening the pages of this
booklet.

With translation into Spanish and examples.

a
ass bandit
+ Homosexual John is an ass bandit.
Also: gay, fudge packer, flit, sissy, ass boy, fag, faggot, fruit, drag queen, fairy, joy boy,
special: aunty (likable older gay male, not necessarily effeminate)
Asshole
1. anus 2. A disgustingly unpleasant person. (1. ano, culo 2. Alguien que es bien
mierda) 1. After doing number two you gotta wipe your asshole. 2. The boss fired
Marty unfairly. Hes such an asshole!!.
Also: 1. ass, cornhole, shithole, butthole, poop chute, Hershey highway, tailpipe,
bunhole.
2. prick, jerk, jerk-off, dick, son of a bitch, bastard, dickwad.
ass
buttocks, behind. ( nalgas, trasero) 'John has a big ass.'
Also: bun, tush, hiney, butt, rump, rear end.
assfuck
+ Someone incredibly stupid (bruto, idiota) Adj; Said in place of saying no, or
when someone says something stupid and a smart retort is needed. Usage: Not
quite, assfuck.
Also: dillweed, shithead, fuckhead, dumbass, assmunch, deepshit, airhead,
knucklehead, ditz, schmuck, jackass, asswipe, buttwipe, fartknocker, numskull.

B
ball (noun)
stupid or silly person (bobo, tonto) Generally used in response to an
unintelligent action, such as in "Don't be a ball." or sarcastically responding to
something stupid said: "Okay.... ball." or as an observation of another's
character (or lack thereof): "Hope is such a ball." This word comes from the
reference to the testicle.
Also: goofball, goof, goofy, moron, idiot, chode, schmuck, bozo.
ball
+ testicle (testiculo, bolas, cojones) Usually used in the plural. Not considered
obscene today. 'John has a big pair of balls.'
Also: rocks, nuts, beans.
bang (verb, transitive)
+ to fornicate, to have sex with someone. ( joder, tirar, pichar, coger, fornicar)
'John banged Mary all night.' '*John and Mary banged all night.'
Also: fuck, boink, screw, mount, bone, shag, do, hump.

basket (noun)
The visible shape that the male genitals make in one's pants ( bulto en los
pantalones de un hombre a raiz de una ereccion) 'John has a big basket.'
Also: bulge, package, unit.
be on the rag (verb phrase)
+
Have one's menstrual period (tener el periodo o la regla) stronger than
'period': 'Mary is on the rag.'
Also: to be in that time of the month, to bleed down below, be on the blob.
beast with two backs (noun)
The form of a couple during intercourse Often used with "to make." John
made the beast with two backs with Mary last night. ( hacer el amor, fornicar)
beat off (verb, transitive and intransitive)
+ Masturbate ( masturbarse) 'John beats off twice a night.'
Also: jack off, jerk off, to play solo.
beaver (noun, slang)
+ Vagina Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; Show me your beaver, love.
Also: cunt, pussy, hairy clam, hair pie, bush, gash, twat, slit, crack, money maker,
box, beef curtains.
bell end
+ tip of the penis ( la cabeza del pene) English slang, can be used to describe the
body part or as an insult.
berk
an idiot (usually male) derived from rhyming slang (Berkley hunt, cunt), though
"Berkley" would normally be pronounced, "BARKley"
bi (adjective)
bisexual ( doble filo) abbreviated form of bisexual: 'John is bi.'
Also: switch hitter. (from baseball terminology , a player who can bat lefthanded or right-handed).
biffy (noun, count, definite)
bathroom, restroom Canadian term: 'Mary's in the biffy.'
Also: can, shithouse, john, crapper, shitter.
bitch
1. a prostitute 2. an oppressive woman ( 1. puta, perra 2. una mujer bien
mierda) term has gained general acceptance in recent times; ' 'John found
Mary out to be a vicious bitch.'
Also: 1. whore, trollop, streetwalker, ass-peddler, call girl, hooker, strumpet,
nun. 2. witch.

bloody hell (b&lUdI hell)

oh my gosh/god!! ( expression exclamativa Dios mio!!) English slang,
used to express shock, better sounding when pronounced slower.
Also: Jesus-freaking-Christ!, holy Mary!, Holy shit!, holy cow!, holy mother of
god!, hot damn!
blow job, give a
+ fellatio, oral sex (sexo oral de la mujer hacia el hombre) Standard unacceptable
term. 'Mary gave John a good blow job.'
Also: to give head, to polish someones knob, to go down on someone, to give a
head job, gob the knob, hummer.
blow your wad
+ 1. To ejaculate, 2. to indicate surprise or excitement 1. John blew his wad when
he saw Mary naked. 2. John blew his wad when he won the lottery. Also: 1. to cum,
to drop your load. 2. to flip ones wig, to dumbfound or astonish.
3. ( not common)To spend all of your money John took Mary out and blew
his wad on an expensive meal.
Also: to blow money, to go on a spending spree.
bob (noun, it is spelt, as an abbreviation)
big old bitch ( gorda) used to describe extremely obese women. ie. hey, look out for
the bob.
boiler
ugly woman ( babilla) Clara is a freaking boiler
boner (noun, count)
+ erection 'John had his first boner when he was ten.'
Also: stiffy, woody, hard-on, to be hard.
boob
Female breast ( senos, tetas) Relatively acceptable today. 'Mary has big
boobs.'
Also: hooters, tits, titties, boobies, big brown eyes, melons, knockers.
buddy (noun)
pal, guy ( vale, llave, amigo) Very used in the States
Also: sidekick, bud, homeboy, homey.
bugger (noun)
One who copulates in the rectum, a sodomizer. ( chiquitero) George is a
bugger (also used as a verb) See 'buggery'.
Also: (as a verb) to assfuck, to buttfuck, to ream, to have it Greek, the Greek
way, to go down the dirty old road.

buggery (noun)
The act of copulating in the rectum. ( sodomizar, penetrar por el ano)
Richard likes buggery.
Also: assfucking, buttfucking, reaming.
bull dyke (compound noun)
+ masculine lesbian (machorra) synonym for diesel dyke.
Also: Butch.
bush boogie (noun)
++ black person (termino ofensivo para llamar una persona de color) very
derogatory term referring to Blacks; derived from their jungle origins.
Also: nigger, coon, cotton picker, darky.
butch (adjective)
masculine woman ( machorra) Term used may be used in heterosexual
community, but is frequent (or used to be) in the gay community. 'Mary is very
butch.
Also: tomboy.

c
camel toes
vagina a vagina as seen through a tight pair of jeans or pants.
cancer stick (noun, count)
+ A cigarette John, if you keep smoking those cancer sticks the way you do, they'll
kill you.
carpet muncher
(noun) a person who performs cunninlingus ( persona que le gusta lamer
vaginas)
also: muffdiver.
cathouse (compound noun, count)
whorehouse, brothel (burdel, casa de putas) "John found out that Mary was
earning 10 bucks a night at the local cathouse."
Also: fuck house, nunnery, flesh market, resort.
cherry (noun)
hymen, state of being virginal ( himen, estado virginal) 'Mary lost her cherry
when she was 14.' Term can be used for males who have had their first sexual

experience: 'John lost his cherry last night.' You can also say: to pop somebodys
cherry ( quitarle la virginidad a alguien) Mary wants me to pop her cherry.
chicken hawk
Gay male who likes underaged males. ( marica que gusta de hombres
jovenes)
'John considers himself a chicken hawk.'
also: chicken queen
chicken
1. underage male. 2. a coward ( 1. pelado 2. cobarde You cant go in there.
You are a chicken. (Used in the gay world only).
Also: 1. kid, wet behind the ears, green 2. chickenshit, scaredy-cat, fraidy cat.

choad (noun)
+ penis (Popular high school word. Not to be confused with "chode", which isn't
as strong, and only means stupid or dumb) hey, wanna see my choad?
Also: dick, cock, prick, joy stick, shaft, doodle, yank, dink, pecker, dong, dork.
choke the chicken (verb phrase)
+ to masturbate "Bill was choking the chicken while reading Playboy"
also: to squeeze the oranges, to flog the dolphin, to visit madam hand and her five
daughters, to spank the monkey, to pull your pod, to beat the meat.
chow box
+ Eat Pussy ( lamer vaginas) Can be used as a command
also: to go down on someone, to muff dive.
chuck
throw "to throw a ball" also: cast, toss.
to vomit "I'm going to chuck..." also: to barf, to throw up, to retch, to yak.
clap, the (noun, singular)
gonorrhea Common term: 'John got the clap at the tubs again.'
clipped
circumcised. also: cut.
clit fight (verb)
A sexual game between two women (arepear) The sex fight game, played between
two women who fuck each other with their clits.
clit
++ clitoris abbreviated form of clitoris. This word should not be used in the
presence of women except politically incorrect ones.

closet (noun, mass)

Hiding ones gayness. (homosexualidad reservada, tapiera) Term originated as
'in the closet', then 'out of the closet' to refer to acknowledging ones gayness: 'John
was in the closet for a long time before he came out of the closet last year.'
Cock smoker (noun)
+ A fellator ( alguien que chupa penes, chupavergas)
Also: cock sucker, dick sucker, blower.

Clara is a cock smoker.

cum
+ semen, sexual fluids. ( semen, leche) also: wad, cream, jism, jizz, love juice.
crabs
body lice found in the pubic area ( piojo pancho) Old term. 'Mary found
crabs in her pubes.'
cracker (noun)
white person A term used toward white people, although most Whites do not
seem to be offended by this term.
Also: Hunkey.
crap (noun, mass)
feces (heces) Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in
parlour room conversation: 'There is crap all over the front yard!'
Also: shit, stool, turds, poop, dung, doo-doo.
crap or to take a crap(verb, intrans.)
defecate Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used in
parlor room conversation: 'John craps twice a day.'
Also: to take a dump, to take a shit, to do number 2, to have a bowl movement,
to make manure, to go to the shithouse, to poop.
cream one's jeans (verb phrase, idiom)
+ to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants) In addition to its obvious meaning
term may also refer to someone getting very excited over something: 'John creamed
his jeans when he saw the nude photo of James Dean.' 'John creamed his jeans
when he saw Bill's restored '57 Chev.'

d
dingle berry

+ shit that dangles from the hairs surrounding one's asshole ( Al defecar,
excremento que queda en los vellos del ano) Not commonly known. Original
meanings refers to a species of berry found in the Southeastern part of the U.S.
dork (noun, count)
stupid or retarded person derogatory term.
Also: nerd, geek, egghead.
drag queen (noun, count)
A person who likes to dress up in feminine clothes, a transvestite ( loca,
travesti) Term refers to those who do shows or like to be outrageously over
dressed. 'Alice Springs never was the same after the three drag queens left.'
Also: crossdresser, chick with a dick.
Dutch or Dutch Fuck
+ To fuck a woman between the breasts ( la paja rusa) I'd sure like to Dutch fuck
her.
dyke (noun, count)
+ a female role-assuming lesbian ( en una relacion lesbiana, la que hace el papel de
la mujer) Term used amongst lesbians, but considered offensive if used outside of
the community.

e
eat shit, go (verb phrase, idiom)
++ A derogatory expression, it has no specific meaning. Used when the speaker it
annoyed about something: 'John told Mary to eat shit.'
Also: go to hell, piss off, bugger off, fuck off.

f
fag hag (n.)
a female who enjoys the company of gay men.(mujer que gusta tener amigos
gay)
Also: fruit fly.

fag stag (noun)

heterosexual male who enjoys the company of homosexual males. (heterosexual
que gusta de andar con maricas) Newly coined term.
fart (noun)
+ The gas passed while farting. (flatulencia, pedo) not very offensive today. 'Did
you smell that fart?'
also: stinker, nuke.
fart (verb, intransitive)
+ to pass wind, flatuate (flatular, pedar) Also: to pass gas, to cut the cheese, to
drop a stinker, to rip one off, to backfire.
fart along (verb, intrans.) + to do something very slowly, without conviction (mamar
gallo, hacer algo sin ganas)) 'That car in front of us holding up traffic is just farting
along.' Also. To goof off, to dick around, to fart around, to fuck around.
finger fuck (verb, transitive)
++ to insert one's finger into a vagina or a rectum for sexual titillation. ( dar dedo)
Term can be used to refer to a rectal digital examination: "John enjoys getting
finger-fucked by his physician."
fish (n)
+ Woman (women) (mujer) Used by gay men in a derogatory sense; refers to the
putatively offensive odor emitted by female genitalia
also: broad, wench.
fist fuck (verb, transitive)
++ to insert a clenched fist into a rectum ( penetrar la vagina o el recto con el puo
cerrado) Not necessarily limited to the gay world.
flange (noun, slang)
+ Vagina Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; You can see her flange
flash your gash (phrase)
++ Invitation for intercourse.( invitacion a tener sexo) Australian term.
foursome (compound noun)
four people involved in sex together ( orgia de a cuatro) Refers to any
combination of gender. This construction is productive, though rare above four.
French kiss (compound n.)
the act of French kissing, to insert tongue into mouth while kissing (beso Frances)
Common term today. 'John likes the french kisses he gets from Bill and Mary.'
fuck me harder (sentence, idiom)

++ (Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the

speaker. In Spanish could be: jodeme otra vez). Hey, you ripped me off, now fuck
me harder!
fuck off (verb, intransitive)
++ to tell someone to go away Usually used as a command in an uncomplimentary
sense: "Fuck off, asshole!"
also: bugger off, buzz off, get out of my face, take a hike, get lost.
fuck yourself (verb phrase)
++ fuck you ( jodete) Mary told John to go fuck himself.
Also: screw you, screw yourself, kiss my ass, kiss my grits.
fuck up (verb, intransitive)
++ make a mistake ( embarrarla) See fuck (transitive).
Also: to screw up, to blow it, to mess up.
fucked up(past tense of fuck), (passive participle)
++ (1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain
objects) ( 1. estar desquiciado, mentalmente desbalanceado. 2. estar jodido)
Derived from and generally synonymous with 'fuck up'. "John is really
fucked." "John's project is fucked beyond hope."
Also: 1. to be screwed up, to be flipped out, to be cracked up, to be a nutter.
2. to be messed up, to be in shambles, to be screwed up.
fucker (noun)
++ a male person ( forma colloquial de marica en Costeol: oye, marica!!)
Derogatory term: 'The little fucker stole 10 bucks.'
++ One who fucks (fornicador) 'John is a sleazy fucker.'
fugly ( adjective)
+ short for fucking ugly ( muy maluco/a) "Damn, that bitch was fugly"

g
gangbang (compound noun)
a group performing sex on an individual (varias personas efectuando sexo en una
sola persona) The group usually refers to males. 'John was the victim of a
gangbang in jail.'
gangsta bitch
A female who is less than a woman, who hangs out with or participates with
a crowd that is involved in gang activity ( mujer pandillera) Natolie is a Gansta

Bitch; No I am not talking to you Im talking to that Gangsta Bitch over on the
corner.
Gay fucker
A male who likes screwing homosexuals ( cigarrn, mariquero)
Carlos is a gay fucker. He likes to screw John up the ass.
gay hangout
place where gays often meet ( lugar de maricas) Theres a popular gay hangout
near the mall
get bent
get fucked (jodete) Said in a derogtory way. Why don't you go get bent!
get it on
have sex 'John got it on with Mary.'
Also: to bang, to kick bots, to score, to get some (nookie), to get some poontang,
to get laid.
get it up (verb phrase)
+ get an erection rather mild term: 'John got it up when he read Playbunnie.'
Also: to get it hard, to get a hard-on, to get a woody or a boner.
get off
ejaculate 'John finally got off when Mary shoved a dildo up his ass.
Get/pull (one's) shit together
correct personality deficiency; prepare one's self (corregirse, ajuiciarse) "I wish
Mary would get her shit together and quit letting Bill beat her up whenever he gets
drunk;"
give a shit
+ (not) to care (importarle a uno un carajo) Usually used with negative particle:
'John doesn't give a shit about Mary.'
Also: to give a fuck, to give a rats ass.
go down on (verb phrase)
+ perform oral sex This term is not very commonly used today. 'John and Mary
went down on each other.'
god damn
+ (expletive) Probably the oldest curse in English. Is considered very strong by the
religious. Sometimes it is spelled 'goddam' ( maldicion): 'John is a god damn liar.'
golden shower
the act of urinating on another person.( el acto de orinar sobre una persona por
placer sexual) Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world.

H
hair pie
vagina not as insulting as cunt for obvious reasons.
hodgie (noun)
++ An openly gay man. Influences others by the showing of the penis etc. ( una
persona abiertamente gay) Example: John is such a hodgie! He showed his dick to
me last night!
hork
To spit ( escupir) Used in 'Wayne's World'.
hung (adjective)
to have a large penis 'Hung' has no comparative or superlative form. 'John
is really hung.' '*John is hunger than Bill.'
Also: well-hung, hung like a rhino.

i
itchy eye (noun)
hemorrhoids ( hemorroides)

j
jackshit (noun)
"nothing". Emphasis on "shit".Used in the phrase, ( no saber ni mierda de
algo) "John doesn't know jackshit about women."
Also: diddily shit.
jay
(N. Amer.) v. to steal ( robar, tumbar) [jei] etym. origin probably from the bird
"jay", which feeds by sweeping down to the ground and picking up morsels of food
in that manner. ex. He jayed my baseball cap!
john (noun)
restroom, room with a toilet ( bao) Very commonly used. 'Mary woke up in the
john.'
the client of a prostitute ( putaero) Becky was paid well by her john for the nooner.
Presumably derived from a johns need for anonymity.
jugs
breasts, tits Mary has got a massive pair of jugs

jungle fever (noun)

Horny for black men Racially biased preference or sexual desire for black men by
a white woman. When Mary learned that Debbie's boyfriend was black, she was
surprised and said, "You got jungle fever?"

k
kike (noun)
+ Jewish person (rhymes with bike)
knock up (verb, transitive)
impregnate 'John knocked Mary up last week.'
know (one's) shit
be very competent ( saber el mani de una cuestion) "When it comes to
plumbing, Bill really knows his shit."
Also: to know the ropes of something.

l
lace curtains
foreskin ( prepucio)
Libido
{sexual instinct; lust} John's Libido was high the first night he was alone
with Mary. pronounced lu-bee-dough)
also: sex drive
loose (adjective)
+ sexually promiscuous ( promiscuo/a) Originally said of women, but could be
said of men: 'John and Mary are both very loose'
also: flighty, easy fuck.
lop cock (compound noun)
+ Circumcised penis ( pene circumcidado) This term not currently in use. It seems
to have been used in the 30's and 40's.

m
meat (noun, mass)
+ penis Unlike 'cock', this noun can not be counted: *'John has a big meat.' but:
'John has a big piece of meat.'
Also: meat puppet, pecker.
morning wood
Erection of the penis first thing in the morning

mother fucker(compound noun)

++ A very gross person ( perro hijo de puta) This term could be the most offensive
expressed in the language. It shows intense anger of the speaker. ' 'John is a real
mother fucker.
mother fucking (adjective)
++ (an expletive) Derived form 'mother fucker,' it is as offensive as 'motherfucker.'