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considered crucial for win- party. internationally, defending
ning. The Sun, for example, your rights. In our union Madrid The Astolat
is credited with winning the
election for Labour by
On campus things are a little
more difficult, there is no
elections, our sabbaticals
are elected to represent our GPA Road
switching sides during the party system so everyone views to the university,
General Election. standing is an independent
individual and needs to cre-
locally and nationally,
through NUS, defending our
Apollo Video Store x Newsagent
For our campus candidates, ate their own dedicated rights. So why not show the
however, the press is off campaigning team. Unless campaigners that all their TLAs From The PGA (Three Letter Abbreviations!!!!)
limits- their manifestos they’re extremely organ- hard work has been worth it
fter the confusion at the research students but is specifically aimed at
appear in Barefacts but, in
order to be scrupulously
fair, they can’t be inter-
viewed or submit articles. It
ised, it is unlikely that the
students will have started
planning before Christmas,
and probably won’t have
and go out and vote?
Jo Keech
A Hustings about the
NPC, a small TLA
used by a member of the
(MPhil/PhD). It doesn’t
matter if you’re a full-time,
part-time and even collabo-
postgrads, whether your
doing a PGCE to a PhD. It is
run by Postgrads for
PGA, it was thought that we rative student, a sandwich Postgrads, the majority of
had better educate all you student, an overseas the work being done by full
The ZACK GILPIN Show students who aren’t in the
know and give you a chance
exchange student or a dis-
tance learning student; so
time students. It liases with
many organisations
to utilise that large capacity long as you’re registered at involved in postgrad affairs,
of space between your ears the uni, you’ve automatical- including the NUS, the UK
and fill it with something ly become one of us, a full Council for Graduate
slightly more informative member of the PGA. Employment, the research
than saw dust. (No, don’t try councils and many more.
shoving Bare Facts down The ‘job’ of the PGA is to pro- (And it actually employs a
your lugg ‘ole to fill the mote the welfare and advance sabbatical!!) They’re so
gap.) the education of its members, to high tech that they’ve even
promote better understanding got their own web page:
The PGA (Postgraduate between postgraduates, under- http://www.npc.org.uk
Association) within the uni- graduates and staff and, more
versity and the union is a importantly, to promote social So if there are any of you
committee of postgraduates and recreational activities crazy postgrads that want to
representing the views and among its members. Or, in get involved, whether you
opinion of postgraduates short, to try and voice your want to be a departmental
throughout the university. It views to the relevant people on or school rep, if you want
isn’t a committee full of the relevant committees (there is any more info, or you just
boring old farts, instead it’s a position for a postgrad repre- want a drink, we (other
a committee working for the sentative on nearly every uni- crazy postgrads!) can be
Rythmic Heat Bounty Beat benefit of all postgraduates versity committee which the found in Wates House prop-
At the Harlequin, Redhill on and who also use it as an sabbaticals attend, and also on ping up the bar on Thursday
Friday 23rd Feb 1999 excuse to spend every many of the union committees). evenings from about
Thursday evening socialis- 8ish............ (check the PGA
9-11pm
ing in Wates House. The The PGA is affiliated to the board in the Union for
Tickets £15 PGA encompasses approxi- NPC (National Postgraduate details of special evens or
mately 4,000 students (hard- Committee) which meets our web page
All ticket holders are entitled to a free invitation to appear in my next
ly a minority), which once every four months. So thttp://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/
music video. A 1/500 chance of winning a return ticket to California, includes any of you out not only are you a member Societies/pga/).
USA. Harlequin, Redhill BOX OFFICE there registered on a taught of the NUS, but also the
tel: 01737 765 547 course (mainly Masters and NPC. Bargain!!! The NPC Jayne Elliott Treasurer,
PGCEA students) and also works a bit like the NUS, Postgraduate Association
email Zack on eusebiou@yahoo.com
4 Features Thursday 18th February 1999
CHA CHA COHEN - Cha Cha ing the #1's they had all those years Yellow Funk’ is more upbeat with a
Cohen (Chemikal Underground) ago, with the tuneful 'Maria'. But computerised voice which just
Jacqui Dulany is American, beauti- maybe coming back after all this reminds you of the ‘Rock Freak’
ful and charming. She sings songs time isn't such a good idea, it is an single, which is omitted from the
with a swagger like she doesn't unwritten rule that all bands that re- album. ‘Pink Ruppe’ is all together
care, but actually you suspect she form after acrimonious circum- a more acoustic sounding affair.
does. The remainder of the band are stances are doomed. There are no This is followed by ‘Ethnic Suicide
from our own Northern shores. songs on here to match their semi- Of The Volga Boatmen’ whilst hav-
This may be the geographical mir- nal heyday disco classics of 'Heart ing eery stretched sounds at the
ror of Garbage, but it's quit a differ- of Glass' or 'Atomic'. But that is not front with a faster backbeat. After
ent cup of tea - more rounders than to say that this is a bad album, it's this it all starts to merge together.
baseball. You see, there aren't drum just that it's not as good as say Whilst if you like BSL live its does-
loops, though the drumming is Reni 'Parallel Lines'. All the trademark n’t guareentee you’ll like the album
hypnotic and the sound hasn't been essential Blondie hallmarks are or vice versa, they are both rather
swallowed in a sheen of production there Debbie Harry's seductive lilt, good. 7/10 I.P.
yet the sonic adventures are crisp and the (probably one of the best
and cansescent. Of course the top- ever) drumming of Jimmy Destri. THE KYND - Shakedown (Go
ics of her discourse are not the A veritable smorgasbord of styles Go Girl)
essential part of the equation - it's are on show from the boozy bar- So, here we are again....the band-
the way she stretches and cuts her room boogie of 'Boom Boom' to the wagon continues to roll. More
voice around the lo-fi guitar and 80's heyday Madonna-esque disco angst-driven indie guitar pop from
keyboard funk cocophony. To pick of 'Forgive and Forget' via the another UK band hoping to retrace
favourites amongst these would be chainsaw skank of 'Screaming the footsteps of its mid-90s prede-
unfair, but the country folk of Skin'. Coolio features on the not so cessors. Or so I first thought.
'Nothing To Do' has the brightest of good title track but ignore that and However, on a couple of listens you GAZE - Shake The Pounce (K) set hand in hand. Tracks like ‘The Snake
choruses you'll ever hear on a enjoy the wondrous, pounding realise this debut release does try to As with all good lo-fi American indie-pop Song’ combine Lush like harmonies in a
Chemikal Undergound record. 8/10 choral group ensemble of the clos- move away from the stereotypical records this sounds like it was recorded in a Pastels style, reminiscent almost of Belle
D.J. ing finale 'Dig Up the Conjo'. A fit- image of britpop. No where else dustbin, on a broken 4-track, with a mic and Sebastian. But only with female vocals.
ting reminder of the uplift Blondie can this be more true than on the
ENEMYMINE - Enemymine (K give. Debbie Harry may not be the opening track, the single, ‘World’s from the Tandy bargain bin. Obviously Probably released six months too early but,
Records) pin-up she once was but she can Finest’, with a vocal harking back these are all good things and should be hey, it’s on K and they’re way too cool to
Can there be lo-fi heavy metal. still hold her head up high as a to Jam-era Weller, and an anthemic encouraged. Gaze live in a world of long worry about marketing plans and other
How about if there was a record member of one of the most impor- horn-drenched chorus which would term relationships between floppy fringed such trivialities enforced by “the man”.
that alternated between this and tant bands ever. 8/10 R.G. not have been out of place on one
more fragile, sentimental country of those great summery (and sadly boys and girls with bunches. They sit on 8/10 A.T.
lo-fi over a seven track ep. Like this BLACK STAR LINER - Bengali missed) Dodgy tunes. The brash hills in middle America and watch the sun
one for example. The cover is the Bantam Youth Experience punk of ‘Egotripper’ and ‘She’s
black of the night sky and the sound (WEA) Naked’, a definite nod to earlyish now, but The Kynd are trying to onto the scene with this interesting thing for the man, but hey, its his
does not belie this in any way. It's This album is very different from Blur, furtherly consolidate the feel- move in the right direction with little diddy, ‘The Last True Family album. The samples on the other
cathartic but utterly delightful. It the live experience. Whilst live ing that maybe there is more to this this. To stand out from the zillions Man’. If you are already with your tracks are excellent and humour is
won't please the masses but if you BSL are fairly rocking lyrical band than at the initial glance. of Embraces we have in this coun- ear to the ground in the big beat splashed liberally throughout. The
like a little variety and invention in affair, the album is decidedly ‘Almost There’, however, is where try though, they are going to have scene you would have seen this guy whole thing is a mix of
your music, and you want it languid dubby. The album has a slow start the album really peaks....a sort of to diversify just that little bit more. coming a mile away. This album Propellorheads and Fatboy Slim
and then spiky, this newest K offer- with ‘Sita D’, followed by the cold- chugalong Levellers number with 7/10 J.H. has collaborations on it with names which is mind blowing by any
ing is the way to go. 7/10 D.J. er ‘Swimmer’ with the chilling Teenage Fanclub harmonies. Why like The Freestylers, Grandmaster account, but for some strange rea-
lyric ‘Swimmer, I’d like to drown’. on earth it’s been left at number 10 Freddy Fresh. The Last True Flash and even Fatboy Slim. The son it just doesn’t translate to great-
BLONDIE - No Exit (Beyond) ‘Low BMW’ it all wakes up on in the order I do not know. The Family Man (Eye Q) only problem is that the best track ness. 6/10 G.N.
Blondie return after a 17-year hia- this vaguely comical track with its UK’s music scene may be getting Freddy Fresh, the Minneapolis B- on the album is the Fatboy Slim
tus in a successful fashion continu- insanely bouncy tune. ‘Gurdeep’s staler with every passing year right boy and funk merchant, busts back one. This surely can’t be a good
February Win!
Go Thurs 18:
Sat 20:
Sun 21:
Winner, TFL, Spotless @ Camberly Agincourt
Freekspert, Side Parting @ Aldershot West End Centre
Sunday Night Live @ The Union
We have a stack of
FANTASTIC
posters from the
OFU
was actually the convict that was his
0870 50 50 007 benefactor.
WWW.ODEON.CO.UK Hmmm... that doesn’t make this film
Fri Feb 12th - Thurs Feb 18th 1999 sound quite as exciting as it really is
Saturday Friday Thursday Wednesday Tuesday Monday Sunday Saturday Friday
You’ve got mai l- Sun 20.45 - it’s great, and it features the
19th
sun-thurs 11.15 not sun, 12.00 12.45 13.35 14.15 Hans Richter (1888-1976) pioneered
15.15 16.00 16.30 17.45 18.30 18.45 20.00 21.00 avant-garde filmmaking in the twen-
Shakespeare in Love ties. He left Germany in 1933 when
fri-sat 12.15 15.10 18.30 21.20 the Nazis took power, and made his
sun-thurs 12.05 14.50 17.40 20.30 Season tickets are still available (and first feature in the USA in 1941.
are still a bargain!) or you can get indi- In tonight’s programme, USAC pre-
Hilary & Jackie
vidual guest tickets from Union recep- sents two of his early short films
fri-sat 16.05 21.50 tion or by filling out a slip in the Union including the delightfully absurd
sun-thurs 14.45 20.20 (not wed) pigeonhole an hour before the film. comedy Ghosts Before Breakfast,
Don’t go Breaking my Heart which seeks to defy all conventions -
21st
NOTICES
Check before it is too late!! been oiling your basket lately??
luvvvvvvvvvvv your tings!!! ■ MadPheobe has got some
The Register of Electors is published on 16th February we’re watching you both!! great tried and tested ideas for
1999. If you do not think that you have registered to vote ■ The fox has come out, she is Comic Relief!!!
you can check at the Council Offices, (Millmead, blonde (it said so on the box) ■ OI!! Snowy, stop rolling
NEW MARKET Guildford), Public Library (North Street, Guildford), with ■ Al - TBOGN says worms around with TinTin, just keep
TICKET FOR SALE Student Union Receptionist, and those that live on need to be played running around!!!! You little
STALLS 5 Nations Rugby Wales vs. Campus, with the University Post Office to see if your ■ we’re so cool, we’re so cool, tart (or not!)
Every Tuesday - Stall selling Ireland, 20 Feb. Wembley £20 we’re so cool (17 people) ■ R.Perugi, THERE CAN
name is on the list.
cheap good quality cards, gift contact emm2ne@surrey.ac.uk ■ Twinkle, twinkle little star, ONLY BE ONE ITALIAN
wrap, notelets etc. how I wonder who you are? STALLION AND IT IS I. Stef
Weekly markets are held in the Borough and Parish Elections will be held on 6th May and
LAPTOP for Sale ■ Anyone seen a bent nosed, ‘not the best looking guy in the
Union building on Mon, Tues, European Parliamentary Elections on 10th June 1999. If you left hander? world’?, don’t use my name.
Thurs, Fri. Toshiba Sattelite pro 405 cs are not in the area where you wish to vote, then you may ■ It’s snowing. Spiers 1 ‘AVE IT! The ONE and ONLY I.Stallion!
CD Rom, modem, Microsoft apply to vote by post or proxy. A standard postal/proxy vote ■ Wind Band President - You ■ Emma T., you are going to
Office
The Jiu Jitsu Club £800 o.n.o.
form, known as RPF9a, is available from Council Office, know that Frank is a tank! vote for R.O.N. aren’t you? He’s
Millmead. The closing date for application for postal/proxy Thundercats HO! a good friend of yours I take it!
EGM - 21st February after Tel Joel Russel on0171 723
is 20th April for Borough and Parish Elections and 25th May ■ We love ewe and your sheep ■ B.Tutt....THROW MY A
the training session. 8pm 4747 or 0956 333117 Alan FRIGGING...BONE!!
for European Parliamentary Elections.
■ Maria - Turn the volume ■ BEKCYBOO...GIVE ME A
Ballroom Dancing Sports Standing down ! Don’t obsess yourself BONE!!!(YOU ARE AS
Society AGM March Meeting Skills Development out over CK! SOUND AS A POUND)
■ Apparently A Dim Jakeway ■ RICKSHAW MAN IS WAIT-
3rd 7.30pm University Hall will be held on Tuesday 23rd can make girls come with his
February (Week 6) in LTE at
UNDERSTANDING SUCCESSFUL ING FOR YOU J.BEGUM!!
Trampoline club knee!! Wow what a guy! ■ To South of the border,
6pm. Attendance from one club BODY LANGUAGE STUDYING ■ Small boy security Chris - Queen of the night, Tulula,
AGM - 3rd march member is compulsory. Tuesday 23 February (4pm - Wednesday 24 February are you really the world’s Oscar Five(sunny),
APologies to Rob or Alex in 6pm) in the Grant Mitchell (12noon - 2pm) in the Grant best kisser?? ■ Swoosh, Kenny Ken,
6.45pm Campusport Room. Mitchell Room.
the Sports Office ■ Ha ha ha Neil was the first Rainman and Rainy...We need
person this year not to get into more black
Rifle Club EGM GUEST LECTURE This workshop will look at This session is led by mem- the Union on a Friday!! Happy ■ clothing...repeat we need
Tuesday 23rd Feb 17.30 Lecturer: Dr. Bijan Kermani cultural issues and barriers as bers of the Student Advice birthday! more black clothing!
from British Petroleum (BP) well as identifying different Service and will look at the ■ To Zaza, Claire, Yung and ■ Silver Fox - One night and
Grant Mitchell Room -
Title: MATERIALS types of body language that areas of note-taking and revi- Ngan - thanks for a memorable she went running. Beware of
Students’ Union people exhibit. This interac- sion. It will give participants a
CHALLENGE FOR birthday! the old Bill!
Extreme Sports AGGRESSIVE OIL & GAS tive session aims to challenge number of practical insights to
Parachute course for static line views and responses to certain assist studying and help with
PRODUCTION:
jump -1st & 3rd of March behaviour. Open to all stu- revision. Again, this session is
TECHNOLOGY OVERVIEW
£80 Interested please contact dents but may be particularly open to all students but may be
DATE: 25/2/1999
Tony at php1ae or leave a note interesting to those in student particularly relevant to inter-
TIME: 5.30 -6.30
in the pigeon hole societies or with an interest in national students or those that
VENUE: LT J (Lecture
psychology/sociology. are finding studying difficult
Theatre J)
Ultimate Frisbee at the moment.
Organiser: Iranian society
CampuSport Sundays 12:00 to Language: Persian
14:00 come along and give it a For more details or to sign up for either or both sessions, contact
Rodney Bates on ext. 3177 or e-mail (R.Bates@surrey.ac.uk)
go. Contact cs81bm
10 Films, Reviews & Previews Thursday 18th February 1999 n
27th
n Thursday 11th February 1999 Surrey Pride 11
W
ow are you? Feeling bly raced to the placed ball and absolutely wankered on
Senate
usual on a
Saturday, hungover, late
as row – FOR THEM!!
Then disaster, being
camped on their line they
few from the Skipper
and anyone else who
thought they would
H energetic? Frisky? Full
of the joys of Spring?
Filling your keen, pink lungs
hoofed it into touch before any
Brazilian had touched the bal-
lon. Sheer comic genius. You
Company time (so to speak!)
and those of us who refrain
from excessive Friday night
and full of banter. The suddenly became injured ‘gob-off’. Shortly after with the sharp February air, have to applaud the man’s alcohol consumption play the
stories from FNO (and and it went to uncontested their try a bull dozing safe in the knowledge that cheek! ‘How many fellas/birds turn up
what followed) occu- scrums, aaarrgghh. solo effort from a close Summer and all it’s pleas- to their Saturday morning
pied more time than the range tapped penalty by antries are but a few short Here’s to another successful sports meets wearing Tuxes/
tactics to be followed. The deadlock was final- Bimbo increased our months and several long exams Wednesday of BUSA/ SESSA Ball dresses’.
The team being made up ly broken after a series lead once more. The away? Bastards! Being current- knockout sport (toasted with a
of a few faces being of commanding mauls centres of Brad and ly riddled with an awful head- mug of Lemsip and a Strepsil Pity the poor fella who’ll be
scraped from the bottom by the few forwards Sven continued to make cold and a throat which is dryer Extra) and the hope that we’re bumping into the missus’ par-
of the barrel, yours truly who had not decided to surging runs through the than Jack Dee drinking Martini all fit and ready to quaff again ents on the way to the match
being a prime candidate, hang off, nicely done midfield, with Owen and ginger, it is safe to say that in time for the Kronenbourg though - I couldn’t wish that on
having run no further AJ, Axle Foley, Grubby achieving tackle of the I am not the happiest cub at the and Jack Daniel’s sponsored my worst enemy!!!
than One-stop since last and Shane, the power day, by nailing Phil “I camp! Not by a long shot! Saturday Sports Preparation
September. and stomach of Ginger got hit by a car” Humby Programme (aka The Charter Vote For Sport; Vote For the
Ben Dewen bursting without the ball. Old With election fever also adding Ball) as next years Sabbaticals Surrey Pride
The came got underway through and scoring Alleynians scored again to the infectious maelstrom enjoy their first chance to get
once the boys had decid- between the uprights. late in the game but it buzzing around my head at the
ed who was to be cap- was too little to late as moment 90% of my body’s cur-
tain, in the absence of
Cheeky, Langley,
Half time 7-0. Soon
after the restart Aesop
Surreys forth try was
run in after a glorious
rent energy expenditure is cur-
rently focused on Paracetamol
Dictionary Corner
Bugger and the like – found himself in a little display of handling metabolism, so please excuse tonsils n.pl. the small bodies, one on each side, covered
Well Done Matt space and, with the from both forwards and my lack of focus. by mucous membrane, embedded in the fauces between
Phillips. thought of his sister backs by Bimbo. the palatine arch; composed of about 10 - 18 lymph folli-
watching giving his I must admit to being some- cles.
The sun was high in the elastic legs enough to Athers played in full what cheered up over the week-
sky, the pitch was good evade the tackle, saw French style at full end by Kanu’s antics in tonsillectomy n. surgical removal of the tonsils, also
and the supporters were him slice between the back, continually using Saturday’s FA Cup game known as an ‘act of God’, and is rumoured to be part of
in full verse, (thanks to defence and raise our his pace to run out of between Arsenal and Sheff Utd the Christening ritual in some future generations of the
Lyndsey and Aesops sis- lead. The usual story of defence, a very well (see this weeks Sports Cliff family.
ter). Anyway enough set- Surrey, getting in the deserving Man of the International). Kanu’s explana-
ting the scene and on to lead and then falling Match. [The style was tion of “an accident” puts me in tonsillitis n. inflammation of the tonsils, also known as
the match, we started asleep, Hummers very adopted due to lack of mind of Zambia’s Thomas Nodes of Bastuardos, commonly filled with crushed
quite well until big Pete nearly trundled in for ability with the boot, Kissadi, in the 1974 World glass, barbed wire or rose thorns, causing repeated cough-
decided he had to go off them but was thankfully apparently]. Well Cup, who, as the referee blew ing and retching and the production of green bouncy
as he’d forgotten how to restrained, but soon played to all the boys in the whistle for a Brazilian free aliens which refuse to rinse down the plug hole despite
play, and then the high- after they managed to ending the long spell of kick to commence, inexplica- the best efforts of a chisel and blow torch.
light, (In AJ’s eyes), score, 14-7. Our compo- defeats. BIMBO