Super Paper Wishology (Rewritten)

By Jayjar100
Original 'Super Paper Wishology' Story By AK1028
OCs belong to AK1028
/
Chapter 1: Prologue
/
Ahem! Today...I'll tell you the story of the lost book of
prophecies. This prophetic book was a mysterious tome of
stories of future events. Of course, many people craved this
book, wishing to glimpse their futures. But no person, after
obtaining this amazing book, ever found happiness. The
reason? The book held frightful secrets not meant for
people's eyes. That book came to be called the Dark
Prognosticus and was sealed away. This...is the tale of that
forgotten book's last owner. It is a tale of love...
/
There was a pink cloud. It seemed to disappear as a
mystical place called Fairy World went into view. What is
Fairy World, you may ask? Well, well get more into that
later.
It showed many streets of Fairy World, until it stopped a tall,
brown, menacing-looking mountain. In an instant, lightning
struck the mountain, causing a large chunk of it to break off.
Words in large, golden text were revealed.
Jayjar100 Presents That is what the text read.

The view went into the cave through a small crack in the
wall. There were many hieroglyphics, but slowed on one.
The Fairly Oddparents in That was written on the wall in
gold text. What was drawn above it looked to be a kid, two
slightly smaller people, and a baby.
The view started to go at the normal speed again, zooming
past the --/
It was night. The cold breeze whistled through the air, as the
moonlight brightly shined down. There was an 11-year-old
kid standing on top of tall and large roof.
That kid was Timmy Turner, an average kid who no one
understands. His two buckteeth stood out compared to the
darkness of the night, as his brown hair blended right in
He put on some dark glasses. "I'm the one." He said. He
jumped down to another building with a much lower roof.
Mr. Crocker, his teacher, who was dressed in Mr. Smith's
clothes from the same trilogy emerged, carrying a ray gun.
"He's the one." He started running after Timmy.
As Timmy ran, Mr. Crocker started firing the laser. As Timmy
dodged, time slowed down, just like in the Matrix trilogy.
Timmy did a back flip and landed on another roof. He
continued to run.
He jumped onto another roof, and stopped to face Crocker.
Crocker stopped in front of him.
"There's no escaping, Mr. Turner." Crocker split into three.
"There's no escaping, Mr. Turner." Crocker #2 said.

"I already said that." Crocker #3 said.

"No I said it." Crocker #1 said.
"Are we gorgeous or what?" Crocker #2 said.
They backed Timmy onto the edge of the roof. "There's no
escaping the world's most gorgeous army, Mr. Turner!" They
all said.
Timmy narrowed his eyes. He jumped in the air. He was
stuck there for several seconds. "Uh, we're still spinning!" He
finally managed to fall down, right onto a parked car, causing
ripples in the ground.
"Nobody defeats Teo! Master of the martial arts!" Timmy
loudly proclaimed.
The Crockers saw Timmy was just fine, and began to fire at
him. Timmy started to run away again.
It was revealed to be a simulation, with his fairy godparents
watching him. "All right Timmy!" The green haired one,
Cosmo said. "You may always be chosen last for kickball, or
as lab partner,"
His wife, Wanda, who had pink hair, finished his sentence.
"But in your trilogy wishes, you're always the chosen one.
Cosmo and Wanda's baby, Poof, was also watching Timmy.
Timmy back flipped to the entrance of a Chinese restaurant,
called Hong Chong. The three Crockers stood in front of him.
The Crockers multiplied, there now being 6. They all pulled
out their ray guns.
"Hey, you guys look hungry." Timmy said. "Would you like

some sweet or sour pork or, KAPOW!" As Timmy said that,

he kicked and a large wave flew out of his foot.
The Crockers all began to speak at once. "Oh, no thanks
we're allergic to MSG-GAHHHHHH!" The wave of energy hit
them and they were sent crashing into a building.
They all multiplied again, there now being 18. Timmy started
to run away again.
Wanda picked up a phone and began to scream into it.
"Timmy, get the ring, get the ring!"
As Timmy was trying to dodge the lasers, he heard to phone
ringing from a phone booth. Timmy ran inside of the phone
booth and answered the phone. "Get me a new trilogy wish!
This one's not fun anymore!"
All of the Crockers dropped their ray guns. "What, we're
totally fun, because fun starts with F!" They all pulled out
giant metal Fs and hurled them like Frisbees at Timmy.
With a POOF, Timmy was gone.
/
Meanwhile, in the Koopa Kingdom, the Koopa King, Bowser
was busy plotting his next scheme to attack the Mushroom
Kingdom and kidnap Princess Peach.
He was in the main room, with Kammy, his top henchman (or
should I say henchwoman) standing there next to him, and
his son, Bowser Jr, also standing next to him. All of his
minions were in the room, including Goombas, Hammer
Bros, Chain Chomps, Magikoopas, etc.
Bowser began to announce something to his minions.

"Listen well my elite minion task force! It's time to initiate my

awesome plan to invade Mushroom Castle! Today is the day
where I make my beloved Princess Peach ALL MINE! And if
that weren't awesome enough, I'll ALSO stomp her little
mustache and ice wielding buddies!"
Everyone in the crowd cheered. "YEAH! It's OUR turn!"
Bowser, Bowser, WHOO!" "YEAH!"
Slowly, the crowd's cheering turned into panicked cries.
"Your Rudeness! We're under attack! Whoa!"
Bowser couldn't help but chuckle. "Bwah haha! "We're under
attack!" You jokers are the best!" Then, he noticed something
that stood out in the crowd. "Hey! Who are those hairy guys
and girl in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions!"
The trio stood there. The two men were brothers, Mario &
Luigi; Mario was the older one, even though Luigi was the
taller one.
Standing next to Luigi was his girlfriend, Violet Calico. She
was a young woman around 19, had shoulder length brown
hair, green eyes, fair and white skin, a scar on her left cheek,
wearing a purple hat with a snowflake on it, a purple shirt, a
purple skirt, and purple shoes. She had violet ice powers.
"Oh so they do care about hygiene." Violet joked. Mario &
Luigi tried not to laugh.
Bowser jumped in front of the trio, parting the crowd. Bowser
Jr came over on his custom made Koopa Klown Kar, and
Kammy came riding her broomstick.
"Blergh! Mario? Violet? ...AND Luigi? How'd you get in
here?" Bowser questioned.

Mario smirked. "Oh nothing, just that the front gate was
open."
Bowser nearly shrieked. "How many times have I told those
idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!" As Bowser
said this, Kammy mumbled something about incompetent
minions.
"Well, you're interrupting our launch of the attack, so
LEAVE!" Bowser Jr shouted, pointing at the trio.
The three heroes now looked confused. "But we thought you
already kidnapped her!" Luigi said.
The three villains now looked just as confused as the trio.
"Wait, what? We're only now about to launch our attack."
Violet asked what was on everyone's minds. "Wait, if Bowser
didn't take Princess Peach...who did?"
"MARIO! HELP!"
/
Timmy was now in Middle Earth, the setting from the Lord Of
The Rings trilogy.
"Cool, I'm in Middle Earth!" Timmy said amazed. Cosmo,
Wanda, and Poof now were in the simulation.
Wanda handed something gold to Timmy. "Here you go,
chosen one. One ring to rule them all."
Timmy looked at it strangely. "This is a teething ring!"
"Oh, sorry. Poof's teething again." Wanda apologized.
"Yeah, I know." Timmy pulled up his arm to reveal Poof

teething on his arm. His pulled his arm out of Poof's mouth
and gave the teething ring to him.
Wanda gave something else gold to Timmy. "Here you go,
one ring to rule-"
Timmy interrupted her. "This is an onion ring!"
Cosmo tacked Timmy. "Oh, that's mine!" He took the onion
ring from Timmy. "Precious!" He took a large bite out of it.
"And delicious!"
Wanda began to check her pockets. "Oh, I know I've got that
freaky ring somewhere." She found it on her right middle
finger. "Oh, here it is."
She flicked it into Timmy's hand. Behind him was an
ominous looking volcano with a red sky and grey clouds. As
soon as he caught it, him and his fairies were transported to
the volcano.
It was raining heavily.
"Only the chosen one can take this ring and drop it into the
fires of dark Mount Gloom." Wanda explained. The ring was
on a necklace around Timmy's neck.
Wanda bit into some chocolate that was on the mountain.
Timmy was surprised. "What! Are you telling me this
mountain is chocolate?"
"Dark chocolate." She corrected. Timmy glared at her.
"What? Can't I have some fun on these wishes?"
Soon, the trio was at the top of the volcano. The lava was
fresh, and bubbling. There was a small pathway that led to
the middle of the volcano.

A large gust of wind nearly blew them away, and they held
onto a rock.
"Timmy, throw the ring in the lava!" Cosmo shouted.
Timmy let go of the rock, and managed to slowly walk to the
end of the pathway. He ripped the ring off of the necklace,
and threw it down into the volcano.
As soon as it touched the lava, the wind stopped, and it was
now sunny out. "Wow, that was anticlimactic." He turned to
face his fairies. "Seriously, how about we have a little bit
more action in my next chosen one mega action trilogy
wish?"
"You got it!" Wanda said.
/
Hearing the voice of the princess; Mario, Luigi, Violet,
Bowser, Kammy, and Bowser Jr all looked around. In a flash
of light, Princess Peach appeared to them and she looked
like she was in a see-through cage of some sort. That's
when a strange man appeared.
The mysterious person spoke. "Bleck! Your princess has
been taken by Count Bleck!"
"Who?" Mario asked.
"By me, Count Bleck! The chosen executor of the Dark
Prognosticus...is Count Bleck. The fine fellow prophesied to
come to this dimension...is also Count Bleck!"
Bowser got slightly angry. "I'll tell you who doesn't make a bit
of sense...Count Bleck! Enough, release Princess Peach
right now! I'm on a schedule over here!"

Violet thought of something funny to say but decided to keep

it to herself.
Count Bleck retaliated. "Count Bleck says NEVER! This
princess is integral to fulfilling the prophecies... She will be
brought to Castle Bleck and used to destroy all worlds...by
Count Bleck!"
Luigi gasped. "Destroy ALL worlds?"
Mario jumped up and tried to jump on Count Bleck but was
forced down by a magical force field. Mario looked confused.
'Why didn't that work?' He thought. Bowser Jr tried to shoot
Count Bleck with a cannon ball from his Koopa Klown Kar,
and Kammy tried firing a spell at the same target, but to no
avail.
Count Bleck opened his cloak as he cast a spell on Mario. In
an instant, Mario was face down on the ground. Luigi quickly
grabbed Violet and pulled her close to him, in a protective
way. Bowser's eyes widened as he saw Mario lying there like
that.
Violet was shocked. "M-Mario?"
Count Bleck shook his head. "This man deserves ridicule...
Weaklings cannot face Count Bleck!"
Bowser started to threaten Count Bleck. "Hey, here's a
thought: you calm down and free the princess...OR ELSE!"
All of Bowser's minions walked closer to Count Bleck. Luigi
finally gained some courage to fight. The villain trio were
already in fighting stances, and so was Violet.
Count Bleck laughed. "Bleh heh heh heh. Your princess shall
NOT be returned...by Count Bleck. In fact, Bowser, evil king

of the Koopas...Count Bleck will take you too!"

At that, Count Bleck began to open a porthole, sucking in
everyone in the castle except Mario, who was unconscious.
/
Timmy was now playing the role of Harry Potter, from the
Harry Potter book series.
They were playing Quidditch, and Poof was the snitch.
"Woo hoo!" Timmy said, riding a broomstick. "I'm chosen one
magic wizard boy, Timmy Totter, and I'm playing Poofer
Scoop!"
Wanda was also riding a broomstick, but it was made of a
large pretzel. Cosmo was also riding a broomstick. "Timmy
Totter? I prefer tater totters!" As he said that he crashed into
a wall, after poofing up some tater totters.
Timmy sped around the field, trying to catch Poof. Wanda
caught up to him and took a bite out of her pretzel
broomstick. "You gotta try this pretzel broomstick!"
Timmy was annoyed. "That does it, I'm not making any more
wishes before breakfast." He was suddenly struck by
lightning and heard a cackling voice.
"Oh no, it's the ultimate nasty wizard Moldywart!" Wanda
said. Moldywart was like Voldemort, but looked like Timmy's
evil babysitter, Vicky.
"It's not moldy, but it is indeed a wart." Moldywart then
started cackling evilly.
Timmy dodged the lightning she soon let out from her

fingers. He hid behind a large tower.

Cosmo appeared next to him. "Timmy, before you get
destroyed, can you wish me up some ketchup for the tots?"
Moldywart blasted a hole through the wall, knocking the tater
tots out of Cosmo's hand. "Here's Moldy!"
Timmy and Cosmo screamed, grabbed onto their
broomsticks, and flew away.
A booming voice was heard. "Turner!" A hooded figure used
his enormous wand to zap Moldywart away. And that wand
could only belong to one person. The leader of Fairy World,
Jorgen Von Strangle.
He uncovered his masked and it turned out to be him.
"STOP!"
Timmy was oblivious to why Jorgen did that. "Cool, Jorgen
got rid of Moldywart. And now I can scoop the poof!" Poof
passed by him.
Jorgen was catching up to Timmy, and he zapped Cosmo
and Wanda away.
Timmy caught Poof. "Yes!" Jorgen zapped Poof away.
"Poof?"
Timmy looked at Jorgen. "Hey, what gives, I'm playing a
game here?"
Jorgen started to cryptically say something. "The fun times
are over. This is not a game. Remain in the shadows. Do not
speak your name!"
Timmy was slightly confused and tilted his head a little bit.

"Uh, you're freaking me out here, dude."

Jorgen zapped Timmy with the wand, sending him back to
his house with his normal clothes on.

Chapter 2: The Big Beginning

/
Princess Peach woke up with a large headache. She
couldn't remember what happened for a few moments.
She remember someone kidnapping her in the middle of the
night... was it Bowser? No, it wasn't, the man was too small,
and then, she remembered being in a small cage, and
getting sent to Bowser's castle, and then... MARIO! She

suddenly remembered Mario getting knocked to the ground,

and she gasped.
"Bleh heh heh heh... Oh, you're awake, Princess!" Princess
Peach knew who that voice belonged to. She stood up. She
was horrified.
There, she saw Count Bleck floating in front of her. Next to
her was Bowser, dressed in a white tuxedo. Weirdly, he was
smiling wide. Peach looked down at herself and saw that she
was wearing a wedding dress. Peach was too horrified to
say anything.
That's when she heard what sounded like a thousand voices
at once.
"BOWSER!"
The Koopa King held his arms in the air. He embraced all of
his minions cheering for him.
"You go, dad!" Bowser Jr cheered.
"I can't believe he actually got married. Well, I would rather
had him marry someone... else..." Kammy Koopa sighed.
Peach finally found her voice. "Wh-what's going on here?"
Then, one of Count Bleck's minions appeared, Nastasia.
"Count! Yeah, um, 'K, so preparations are complete..."
Count Bleck smiled. Mmm... Then it shall be begun...by
Count Bleck!" As soon as he said that, some bells rung and
he turned to Bowser. "Bowser... Ferocious and fearsome,
evil king of the Koopas... Do you take Peach to be your
lawfully wedded wife 'til your games be over?"

Bowser laughed. "Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you

kidding me? The answer's YES!"
Count Bleck turned to Peach. "Peach... Noble princess, pure
of heart... Do you take Bowser to be your lawfully wedded
husband 'til your games be over?"
Peach was furious. She demanded answers. "Now, wait just
a second! You will explain to me what is going on...RIGHT
NOW!"
Count Bleck chuckled. "Is it not obvious? This is your
wedding, Princess!"
Peach had calmed down slightly, but was still furious.
"But...why in the WORLD am I marrying Bowser?!"
Bowser wanted to hurry up and get it over with. "Bwah ha
ha! Hey, no gripes from THIS side of the altar, Bleck old boy!
I don't get the details, but the count here has gone to a lot of
trouble planning this! Just relax! We'll get married, we'll be in
love, it'll be awesome! Finally!"
Peach angrily shouted. "No! And who picked this dress out!
It's AWFUL! Take me back to my castle immediately!"
Nastasia put a spell on Peach, forcing her to the ground.
"Yeah, um, being rude to the esteemed count is sort of
frowned on, 'K? So, yeah, Princess Peach, I'm gonna need
you to answer the count now... Do you, Peach, take Bowser
to be your lawfully wedded husband 'til your games be
over?"
Peach struggled against the spell. "N-n-n-n-noo..."
The crowd and Bowser gasped.

Nastasia put the spell on stronger. "Yeah, I'm sorry, you're

going to have to say that again, I didn't hear you."
Peach groaned, against her will, "...I...I...do..."
/
Timmy stood up to find that he was in his normal clothes and
was in front of his house. "Huh, a trilogy wish with a twist
ending."
Timmy brushed himself off. "I'll wish up another sequel after
school. The Chosen One 4, Jorgen's A Jerk."
Timmy walked up to the entrance of his house. "Cosmo,
Wanda, Poof?" All he heard was a frog ribbiting. "Ok, I guess
I'll meet up with them later."
He walked into the kitchen of his home and saw his parents,
Terrance and Tamara sitting on chairs at the kitchen table, so
he took a chair and sat across from them. "Hey Dad, Mom,
can I get some cereal? Something crunchy that's bad for
me? Preferably with a toy in the box?"
Terrance looked up from the newspaper he was reading.
"Eh, honey, why is a buck-tooth street urchin wearing a pink
hat calling us 'mom and 'dad' and asking for food?"
Timmy was slightly confused. "Um, because I'm your son?"
"But we don't have a son." Tamara stated. "We decided
against having children so we could have more money..."
She opened up a cabinet, revealing large wads of cash filling
it up. "...less responsibility..." there were stacks of dirty
dishes in the sink. "...and weekends free."
"Yeah!" Terrance agreed. "Having kids would only tie us

down and prevent us from doing fun things like going to this
weekend's big M.A.R.F festival!" He held up the other side of
the newspaper.
Timmy read it out loud. "The Middle-Aged-Rock-Festival?"
"Cause you're never too old to Rock-N-Roll!" Terrance and
Tamara said. They tried to play an invisible guitar, but they
ended up nearly breaking their backs. "OW! Our backs!"
"Maybe we are too old." Terrance theorized. "To the heating
pads!"
"And grab a muffin and let yourself out, street urchin."
Tamara said.
Timmy was still confused. "Street urchin? M.A.R.F. Festival?
Eh, I've had weirder mornings." He picked up a random
muffin from the plate. He gasped.
He gasped. He just picked up the Fairy-Versary-Muffin. This
muffin was granted to a child by Jorgen Von Strangle once
they have had their fairies for a year. He remembered the
disastrous incident that had happened when he had been
granted the muffin.
Crocker had nearly taken over the world... that was a scary
thought to think about. He was about to throw the Muffin in
the trash, but he had second thoughts. "Just gotta keep it
away from Crocker."
But then, the presence of the Muffin raised other questions.
Why was it there? He couldn't think of possibly anything that
would have caused the muffin to appear there. He would
have to ask Jorgen later.
Right now, he just had to get his backpack and head to

school.
/
After Princess Peach had said those words, the ground had
begun to shake. A strange object started to appear.
Violet and Luigi woke up when the ground had started to
violently shake.
"Luigi, what's happening?" Violet asked, startled.
"I don't kn-wait a minute, that's Peach!" Luigi said, pointing
up to the altar.
"And that's Bowser!" Violet added.
"What are we waiting for? Come on, let's get up there!" Luigi
and Violet raced up the stairs. The Chaos Heart emerged.
Count Bleck chuckled. "BLEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK!
Yes, all precisely as written in the Dark Prognosticus!
Already it is unleashed! The Chaos Heart!"
Nastasia tried to add to the conversation. "Yeah, um,
congratulations, Count."
They all heard a bold voice. "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
Bowser, Count Bleck, and Nastasia turned to see Luigi and
Violet standing on the step of the altar.
Count Bleck questioned them. "And just who are you
two...asked Count Bleck."
Luigi answered bravely. "Well, since your plans are about to
be foiled, my name's Luigi, and this is my girlfriend, Violet."

Violet groaned. "Please don't try to be as cool as Mario..."

Luigi let out a cry. "HERE I GO!"
Nastasia started to say something. "Yeah, I'm gonna need
you to stop right this second, 'K? If you interrupt this now..."
Before Violet could react and before the mysterious girl could
finish her sentence, Luigi jumped up and hit Bowser on top
of his head, first. He then hit the Chaos Heart as he landed
on the other side, right next to Peach. That's when the
Chaos Heart started to act really strangely.
Violet was slightly worried. "What's going on?"
Luigi saw this too and before anyone could react, a bright
light blinded them all and separated everyone instantly.
Count Bleck and Nastasia were able to escape.
"Um, yeah, so are you alright, Count?" Nastasia asked.
Count Bleck answered. "Fools! Pointless acts like these will
only earn you only pain...from Count Bleck! Very well. As the
Chaos Heart is secured, this ragtag group now lacks use."
Nastasia pushed up her glasses. "Um, so, yeah, Count...
This means that you may turn to a new page of dark
prophecies..."
Count Beck began to chant. "Open your mouth, darkness!
Consume everything and destroy all worlds, as told in the
prophecy! BLECK!"
With that, Count Bleck and Nastasia left in a flash of light taking the Chaos Heart and the Dark Prognosticus along.
/

Timmy was now at his school. "Cosmo? Wanda? Where the

heck are they?"
He stood in front of classroom 44, which was where he was
supposed to go. "Well, if I have to face the educational
system without magic, I better be prepared.
In the classroom, Mr. Crocker was writing on the board,
'Words That Begin With F'. All of them had something to do
with fairies.
Timmy walked into the classroom with protective gear on. He
walked up to two of his friends, Chester and A.J. "Hey guys,
where's my seat?"
"Wow!" Chester shouted. "A new kid who doesn't know we're
not cool!"
Timmy was confused. "What are you talking about? I know
you're not cool." He took of the protective gear. "It's me,
hello?"
A.J. got out of his seat and walked up to Timmy. "I'm A.J, the
class genius, new kid. You can have my seat, I'll stand!"
Timmy was peeved. "Guy, I'm not a-"
"New kid!" Crocker finished. "Don't you know these kids
aren't cool?"
He moved Timmy away from A.J and pulled out a
megaphone. "A.J, F, FOR STANDING! Man, I love
megaphones!"
Mr. Crocker put the megaphone down. "Okay, class. Today's
assignment is to think of clever ways to destroy the new kid's
self esteem.

Timmy was getting slightly angry. "But I'm not a new kid!" He
pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket. "Look, I even did
the homework you assigned on the Big Dipper!"
Mr. Crocker took the paper. "Hm, an overachieving suck up. I
like it." Mr. Crocker took out the megaphone. "BUT F!"
The force of the loud noise caused Timmy to crash into the
wall. "That's how roll in the 5th grade." Mr. Crocker said.
"And everyone knows there's no such thing as the 'Big
Dipper'!"
Timmy was even more confused now. "The Big Dipper
doesn't exist?"
"Where'd you move here from? Dumbsville?" A.J made a
joke.
At that, everyone in the class started laughing at Timmy.
Timmy was getting seriously annoyed by now. "I've lived
here my whole life, what wrong with you guys?" He pointed
at Chester and A.J." I'm your best friend!" He pointed at his
bully, Francis. "You beat me up every day!" He pointed at
Trixie. "And I've been in love with you since Kindergarten!"
Timmy paused and realized what he just said.
"Awkward." Mr. Crocker said.
Timmy continued. "First my parents, and now you guys, what
wrong with everyone?" He took Mr. Crocker's megaphone.
"Look at me! I'm Timmy! TIMMY TURNER!"
After he said that, a chunk of the classroom's wall was
forced open. A huge, metal, grey robot walked in. "Eliminate
Timmy Turner."

Chapter 3: A New Threat

/
"Mario..."
The plumber heard a voice as he slowly woke up. He saw
that he was in Bowser's castle, all alone. He saw the only
other thing in the room: a rainbow colored butterfly.

The butterfly had a female voice. "Hello Mario. My name is

Tippi. I am what is known as a Pixl... A sort of fairy... Mario...
I came to find you..."
Mario didn't trust the butterfly one bit and assumed a fighting
pose.
"I am no enemy..." Tippi reassured. "You met Count
Bleck...and he captured a princess and evil king... Is this not
so?"
Mario gasped and nodded. "Yes, that's what happened."
Tippi responded. "Then that means Count Bleck is even now
beginning to form the Void... We haven't much time... You
must come with me... Yes, if your friends are to be saved,
you must come..."
After that, Mario and Tippi were transported somewhere
else.
/
Timmy looked at the huge robot in front of him. "Ok, what the
heck is that?"
Chester was amazed. "Wow, another new kid!"
The robot's hand transformed into a ray gun and tried to
shoot Timmy and Chester, but they got out of the way just in
time. "Who shoots deadly lasers!" Chester finished.
"Ok class, new assignment." Mr. Crocker said, panicked. He
started to write something on the chalkboard. "Run, for, your,
darn this chalk, LIFE! AHHHH!"
Timmy was hiding behind the teacher's desk while everyone

else ran out of the classroom. The robot stood behind him,
then picked up and crushed the desk. "Eliminate Timmy
Turner."
"It's official." Timmy said. "This is the weirdest morning ever!"
Timmy started to run away. "I gotta get out of here fast!"
He stopped in front of an old snail. "No!" He stopped in front
of an old man with a small vehicle behind him. "No!" He
stopped in front of a high-tech hovercraft. The license plate
read, 'AJSRIDE'.
Timmy hopped onto the hovercraft. "Thank you, A.J." He
began to speed away, with the robot chasing after him.
"Timmy Turner. Eliminate Timmy Turner." The robot said.
Timmy was getting slightly scared. "I've gotta find Cosmo
and Wanda and wish this robo-dork away!"
Timmy pretended he was one of the people on a huge
M.A.R.F build board, and the robot didn't see him and sped
away. "That was close." Timmy commented.
However, something grabbed him from behind and threw
him into an alley. "Ah! Don't eliminate me! I'm not-"
The figure was revealed to be Jorgen. "Timmy Turner!"
Timmy was instantly relieved, and remembered what he
needed to ask him. "Jorgen, man am I glad to see you. And
to see somebody who knows me! Now-"
Before Timmy could finish, Jorgen pulled out a large blaster.
"Duck!"
Timmy ducked, and a shot from a blaster hit the robot behind
him. "What is that thing?" He pointed to the robot.

"That is an Eliminator. And I told you not to say your name,

like I sorta just did. They have really good hearing!"
A vortex opened from the Eliminator's mouth, sucking
everything in. "And a really big mouth! Ahh help!" Timmy
started to get sucked in, but Jorgen held onto his arm with
one hand, and used his other hand to hand onto a ladder.
"Hang on!"
There was creepy music playing from a radio nearby. "You're
listening to K.R.E.P. Creepy music for those creepy alley
cliffhangers." The radio said.
"I hate this station." Jorgen said. He let go of Timmy's arm to
change the station, but he realized what he just did.
"AHHH!"
/
The next thing Mario knew, he and Tippi were in a place that
didn't look familiar to him at all. The stranger thing, there was
a man standing there, waiting for them. He was wearing a
blue cloak, had a long white beard, and a green orb. He
came over to the two of them.
"Oh ho! Well, well, well... Back so soon, Tippi?" The stranger,
Merlon said. "And who might this be? Red shirt. Blue
overalls... And a magnificent 'stache! Tippi, you've truly
outdone yourself..."
"He matches the description of the hero in the Light
Prognosticus perfectly... And his name is Mario..." Tippi
responded.
"I welcome you, Mario! This is the town of Flipside. You have
come far from the Mushroom Kingdom of your dimension...

Of course, our fair Flipside is in no dimension at all! No! It is

BETWEEN dimensions!" Merlon said to Mario.
"Just who are you?" Mario asked.
Merlon answered. "My name is Merlon. I am a descendant of
the Ancients who created this town. I busy myself studying
musty, ancient texts to forestall the end of all worlds!"
"But how would someone be able to destroy all worlds?"
Mario asked.
Merlon replied. "So Tippi has not told you yet... Well then,
the answer hangs above you." Mario looked up like Merlon
instructed and gasped. He saw something in the sky.
Something that looked like a dark porthole. It looked horribly
strong.
"Do you see the gathering darkness in the sky? It is a hole in
the very dimensional fabric of space! Such a strange
phenomenon... Is it near or far? None know. It may appear
small now, but it will only grow." Merlon added.
Mario became short of breath for a second.
"And in the end, it will swallow all existence... All worlds, all
dimensions... This void was created by our enemy, Count
Bleck, who wields the Dark Prognosticus." Merlon finished.
Tippi added something. " 'A fair and lovely princess... A
furious monster king... The union of these two will call forth
the Chaos Heart, the consumer of worlds... And the Chaos
Heart will ravage the sky, and so bring forth the Void.'"
Merlon responded. "Yes... The passage Tippi just quoted is
from the Light Prognosticus of my ancestors. The book also
says this: "The Void will swallow all... Naught can stop

it...unless the one protected by the dark power is destroyed.

The hero with the power of eight Pure Hearts will rise to this
task." So it is written."
"What's a Pure Heart?" Mario asked.
Merlon took out a large, heart shaped red object. "This is
one of the eight Pure Hearts. You are surely the hero spoken
of in the pages of the Light Prognosticus. You are the only
one who can defeat Count Bleck and save all worlds! Mario,
take this and save all worlds from destruction!"
Mario nodded. "I shall."
"Excellent! You truly are the hero of the book of legend! My
eyes never deceive! So, ahem." Merlon cleared his throat.
"Mario, our brave hero! Take this!" Merlon bestowed the first
Pure Heart onto Mario.
"Now, great hero Mario... Your first task awaits. You must
take this Pure Heart... You must place it in the Heart Pillar in
this town. Tippi will lead you there. Return to me when you
are through with this task!"
"This way." Tippi said
"I'm coming." Mario responded he felt worried for all of his
friends. Just where could they be?
Tippi lead Mario to the pillar and told him to place the Pure
Heart in there, and so he did. After that, they went back up to
where Merlon was, to also find a red door there.
"Ah, the two of you return!" Merlon said. "Look, a door has
appeared! This "dimensional door" was made to lead the
hero to another Pure Heart. Yes, somewhere beyond this
door lies one of the seven other Pure Hearts... Tippi, you

must use your power to help Mario find this Pure Heart and
return here."
"Of course." Tippi said.
"And Mario... I have something to give you that will aid you
on your journey." Merlon said. He gave Mario a small pipe.
"This is a magical pipe that can return you to Flipside from
afar." Tippi explained.
"Yes, in fact you will be able to return here from anywhere in
the universe, so remember that!" Merlon continued.
Mario nodded. "I will."
"Good. The Light Prognosticus foretells that the hero will
meet a "dimension governor." And from him, the hero will
learn the dimensional technique... I am almost certain this
refers to my friend, the Flip Wizard, Bestovious. So go now
through this door, and seek out Bestovious!"
"If you say so." Mario responded. He was still slightly
confused about what the 'dimensional technique' was.
"Well, let's get going..." Tippi said.
And with that, the entered the door to what Mario referred to
as 1-1.
/
At Castle Bleck, Nastasia was with the Count himself and
two other lackeys: O'Chunks and Dimentio. O'Chunks was a
strong opposing person as Dimentio looked like a jester. And
from the looks of things, Count Bleck looked quite pleased.
Count Bleck laughed. "The Void has been ripped in the

dimensional fabric! Yes, Count Bleck is pleased. All has gone

as foretold in the Dark Prognosticus. Now it's just a matter of
time until all worlds meet their demise! Bleck!"
O'Chunks responded. "Wow, that's just super, Count! Yeah,
first you'll erase all these naughty worlds... And then you're
going to build a perfect world without war and all that other
icky stuff!"
"Yes, yes, no one likes the icky stuff... Yes... A perfect
world... Sounds magical... Ah ha ha. I can hardly stand the
wait." Dimentio added.
"Sorry I'm late!" Another voice said.
Another O'Chunks appeared and looked at the first
O'Chunks. "What in blazin' bog rats...? How'd I beat meself
'ere?! What's goin' on?!"
The first O'Chunks responded. "Mimimimimimi! Oh,
O'Chunks, you big silly! Didja oversleep or something?"
That's when he turned into Count Bleck and added; "I guess
it's kinda hard to be on time, though, when you've got
muscles instead of brains!"
O'Chunks got angry. "'EY! Yeh can't fool me wit' that crazy
shape-shiftin' hooliganry! It's Mimi innit?! Show a little
respect fer the count! Yeh can't go a'borrowin' 'is face, lass!"
The real Count Bleck smiled. "Bleh heh heh heh! How
delightful, Mimi. Almost as dapper...as Count Bleck!"
The fake Count Bleck turned into Princess Peach. "Aw, golly,
thanks, Count! With you around, it's nothing but big smiles all
the time! Hanging out with the count! That's MY idea of a
perfect world!"

Dimentio made a joke. "And here I thought Mimi's ideal world

was a gem-filled pool with hunky lifeguards..."
The fake Princess Peach turned into Bowser. "Hey!
Dimentio! Have you been reading my diary? I mean...
Umm... Never mind."
"Bleh heh heh... Well, different strokes for different
minions..." Count Bleck stated. "After all these rotten world
are ended, Count Bleck will make all your dreams come true!
But for that to happen, we must follow the instructions of the
Dark Prognosticus."
Nastasia adjusted her glasses and said something. "Uh,
yeah, about that, just an FYI? I've got an urgent memo for
your inbox... Apparently there's been some unapproved
interdimensional activity lately. Yeah... I'm thinking it's the
hero of the prophecy. We're gonna need an action plan for
this guy..."
Count Bleck turned to Nastasia. "A dimensional interloper!
And possibly the hero?! You are sure of it, Nastasia?
Interesting, mused Count Bleck. We must put an end to this
nuisance..."
"COUNT BLECK!" O'Chunks yelled. "Lemme get this right in
me brain. The 'ero Nastasia's goin' on 'bout... he yer enemy?
Then yeh gotta cut me loose on 'im! Yeh gotta! I'll give 'im a
nice taste o' O'Chunks!"
Count Bleck decided that it would be the right choice. "Very
well, O'Chunks. I'll leave the hero chunking to you. Do not
fail Count Bleck."
O'Chunks nodded. "Yeh can count on me, Count! I'll rain
down like a fat thunderstorm! I swear it! Mimi! Dimentio! Yeh

should tag along! Yeh could witness a proper chunkin'!" Then

O'Chunks left.
"Hmm, I do enjoy a good chunking..." Dimentio said to
himself. "Well, then... I believe I'll head out as well." Dimentio
started to follow O'Chunks.
"Bleh heh heh..." Count Bleck said. "So, hero... You would
defy Count Beck? Then hurry, for your world's end draws
near... Bleh heh heh! BLECK!"

Chapter 4: New Techniques

/
"Timmy, hang on!" Jorgen said, still holding onto the ladder
with one hand.
"To what?" Timmy asked, getting sucked into the Eliminator.
"Good point!" Jorgen conjured up a whip and pulled Timmy

out of there before he was sucked all the way in. Jorgen
picked up a manhole. "Now, we'll shut that piehole, with a
manhole!" Jorgen threw the manhole at the Eliminator,
pushing it against the wall.
"Destroy Timmy Turner." The Eliminator said.
"Although I sympathize with your sentiments, I cannot allow
that to happen at this time!" Jorgen responded. Using his
wand, he poofed up a large motorcycle. "Hop on my hog and
hold me tight!" He said as he hopped onto the motorcycle.
Timmy hopped on behind him. Jorgen poofed them up
helmets and they started to speed away, with the Eliminator
tailing them.
/
Terrance and Tamara were dressing like teens from the
1980s. They had packed their bags and were getting ready
to go to the M.A.R.F festival. They saw the Eliminator
chasing after Timmy and Jorgen.
"There goes that street urchin." Tamara said. "Ooh, he's
living on the edge!"
Terrance responded. "Not as edgy as we're gonna be,
cruising in a M.A.R.F machine on our way to the M.A.R.F
Festival!" Terrance opened his two suitcases. "Now to make
sure we have enough goodies to keep this road trip rocking!"
He pointed at the various pills in the suitcases. "Stuff for my
stomach, stuff for my back, and the nasal spray for my
deviated septum!"
"Let's party!" Tamara cheered.
They started to try and play invisible guitars again, but they

nearly broke their backs. "OW! OUR BACKS!"

Mr. Crocker walked up to them, also dressed like an 80s
teen. "Hey, fellow M.A.R. ! I'm going to the Middle Aged Rock
Festival too! And I could use a ride."
Terrance and Tamara stood up straight. "Look pal. Gas,
glasses, or Aspirin, nobody rides for free." Terrance stated.
Mr. Crocker held up all 3 of those things. "Let's M.A.R.F!" At
that, the three of them ran into the truck and began to drive
away; only for them to pull right back into the driveway.
Tamara ran out of the truck. "Middle aged bladder, potty
break!" Terrance and Mr. Crocker exited the truck. "Right
behind you!"
/
Timmy and Jorgen were in the city streets, trying to speed
away from the Eliminator. Timmy looked behind him. "He's
gaining on us! Oh, and by the way, why are they chasing
after me?" Jorgen began to answer him. "There will be time
for explanations when you are safe!"
The Eliminator tried to hit them with ray blasters on it's back,
but Jorgen dodged by swerving the motorcycle.
Jorgen was speeding to a wall of the Dimmsdale Mall. The
wand on the back of the vehicle began to glow. Before they
hit the wall, they vanished.
The Eliminator couldn't react in time, and crashed through
the wall. Someone inside the mall gasped at the sight of it.
The Eliminator took some sunglasses and a black coat from
a mannequin and put them on.

The Eliminator released two other Eliminators from a vortex.

"Now, eliminate Timmy Turner." He commanded. With
that, the three Eliminators sped off into the distance.
/
Mario and Tippi entered a house near the start of 1-1. Mario
was confused when he entered the house. "What? It's
empty?"
Tippi responded. "This is not an empty house... There's
something in this room. I can feel it... I can help you find
hidden things. Why don't you use my power to look around?"
Mario used Tippi's power she told him about earlier. There
was a door there, but it was invisible without the use of her
power, so she made it visible. "There's a hidden door here,
let me make it visible for you..."
"I can't believe that actually worked." Mario muttered to
himself. He and Tippi entered the door.
On the other side was Merlon's best friend, Bestovious.
"Hmmmmmmmm?" He said. "What is this meager mustache
that stands before me? And how does it have the audacity to
address my multicolored glory? How did these flimsy
whiskers detect my secret door..."
Bestovious noticed something about the man in front of him.
"Wait right there! Red shirt... conspicuous white gloves...
jaunty cap... Hah! You are garbed in the rich clothes of the
hero of the prophecy! You must be the great... hero...
impersonator!"
Mario face palmed. "He really can't be this dense, can he?"
He thought.

"What a costume!" Bestovious continued. "You look like you

leaped out of the pages of the Prognosticus!"
"Um, I AM the hero, Bestovious!" Mario yelled.
"That's why he's dressed like this..." Tippi continued. "Merlon
told us to find you."
Bestovious gasped. "Merlon?! Only his full-bodied beard
rivals my hairy magnificence... If Merlon thinks you are the
true hero, you probably are. Well then. As the ancient
prophecy foretells..."
He paused to take a breath. "I, Bestovious, will bestow upon
you the ancient secrets of dimensional flipping... For a
nominal fee of 10,000 coins!"
Mario looked dumbfounded. "WHAT? 10,000 coins? I only
have about 5 right now!"
"Even still, that preposterous! You can't charge to teach the
hero of the prophecy!"
"Well then... I'll only charge you 5." Bestovious sighed.
"That sounds much better." Mario agreed.
"Scintillating! Let us begin!" Bestovious cheered.
He went over to Mario and began to chant something.
"Flimmidy flammidy flooom! Diggidy daggidy dooom! Zibbidy
zabbidy zooom! SHABOOOM! FLIPPOW!"
Mario suddenly felt tons of energy rush into his body. It was
like he had just gained a new ability.
"I, Bestovious, have granted you the ability to flip between
dimensions. Just concentrate your energy to flip between 2-

D and 3-D! But the amount of energy you can use at a time
is limited, so if you stay in 3-D for too long, you'll get hurt."
"I understand." Mario nodded.
"Well... let's get going..." Tippi suggested. Mario and Tippi
went to explore the rest of 1-1, thanks to Mario's new ability.
/
Timmy and Jorgen were teleported to Fairy World. "That was
a close one." Jorgen stated. "Now, hang onto me again. We
have a long road ahead of us, but know one thing. All of the
fairies are safe, and hidden where the enemy can not find
them."
/
All of the fairies were somewhere far away from Dimmsdale,
and they were transformed into gumballs at a gumball
machine in a run-down restaurant.
"Ah! Where are we?" Wanda said, freaked out. "Last thing I
remember is Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's trilogy wish."
Cosmo was also freaked out. "And the last thing I remember,
is you saying the last thing you remember is Jorgen pulling
us out of Timmy's trilogy wish!"
Gumball version of the fairies Cupid, and Tooth Fairy were
right next to them. "We're in a gumball machine!" Cupid cried
out.
"I hope we're sugarless." Tooth Fairy stated.
"Every fairy in Fairy World must be in here!" Cosmo shouted.
"I'm more of a fireball than a gumball." Another fairy,

Juandissimo, stated. "At least we're not at the bottom like

Binky.
"Hi guys." Binky said from the bottom.
"Well, I don't know why Jorgen put us in here, but we're
getting out!" Wanda said, with determination. Then she
realized something. "Oh no! Our wands are gone!"
"And our hands are gone!" Cosmo pointed out.
"Well at least we're safe." Tooth Fairy said.
Then a kid that was about 9 years old walked up to the
machine. He put a quarter in, and out came a gumball. It
was Binky. "Oh no! He got Binky!" All of the other fairies said.
"I don't wanna be a gumball!" Binky said before the kid
started chewing him. "Ah! The horror!" The fairies said.
The kid pulled out a large amount of quarters out of his
pocket. "Ah! The quarters!" The fairies said.
/
Jorgen had been leading Timmy though the vast parts of
Fairy World for quite a while, but they eventually were back
at the place where the motorcycle was. "We're back here
again?" Timmy shouted.
Jorgen groaned. "You've got to be kidding me."
Timmy hopped off of Jorgen's back. "What are we looking
for, anyway?"
"The Cave Of Destiny. It is where all of your questions will be
answered." Jorgen answered.

Timmy pointed to a large cave. "You mean like that cave up

there?" Above the entrance to the cave, there was a sign
that read 'Cave Of Destiny Free Wi-Fi'.
Jorgen looked up. "Man, why can I never find that place?"
He asked himself.
They entered the Cave Of Destiny. However, near the
entrance of the place, they saw a figure lying on the ground.
Although neither of them knew who or what it was, it was
Bowser Jr.
/
Mario and Tippi were now traversing through 1-3. Earlier,
they had gotten another Pixl, Thoreau, who agreed to help
Mario and Tippi on their journey.
They were almost though the level when they heard a
booming voice from above. "GRAH-GOOGLY!"
Mario, Tippi and Thoreau franticly looked around for the
noise. "So yer the lad stickin' his nose in me boss's
business!" The voice revealed itself to be O'Chunks.
O'Chunks laughed. "Yeh shouldn't 'ave crossed the count!
Now I'm gonna 'ave to get chunky on yeh!"
Mario assumed a fighting stance. "You better run right now
unless you wanted to get beaten to a pulp." He threatened.
"You... You're one of Count Bleck's thugs, aren't you?!" Tippi
asked.
O'Chunks ignored Mario and answered Tippi's question.
"O'Chunks is me name! An' I'm no common thug, lass. I thug
for the count o' counts, Count Bleck hisself! One word from

me Blecky-boy, an' I come the make yeh feel some

hammage!"
"Don't you mean damage?" Mario corrected.
"Ehhh... Yeah, make that 'damage!'" O'Chunks paused for a
moment, and then furiously stomped on the ground.
"Whatever, then! Not that it matters a pinch o' stew in a
sandstorm. Yer a goner!" He laughed.
"Do you even know what Count Bleck is trying to do...?"
Tippi asked.
"DEH!" O'Chunks responded. "Me boy's usin' powers an'
whatnot teh bring back some order to teh this 'ere world! An
enemy o' Bleck be an enemy o' mine! They all get chunked!"
Mario was prepared to fight. "Enough is enough already!"
O'Chunks screamed. "It's time teh thunder down from on
high an' deliver a beatin' o' the ages! CHUNK ON IT!"
Mario and O'Chunks began to fight.
Mario eventually won, with O'Chunks tired and defeated. "I'M
CHUNKED!" O'Chunks said after the final blow was hit.
"Me chunks... yeh failed me! I got pummeled an yeh barely
sweat yer brow." He weakly said.
Mario smirked smugly. "Let this be a lesson to you."
"Ey, what kind o' strange li'l man are yeh?" O'Chunks asked.
"This 'strange li'l man' is none other than... the legendary
hero, Mario!" Tippi answered for Mario.
"Maria, 'ey? 'Tis an odd name, yeh, but yeh can bet yer
bebby I'll remember that!" O'Chunks misheard Mario's name.

"No, it's Mario, not Maria." Mario corrected.

O'Chunks angrily stomped his foot. "Yeh remember this,
Mario! If yeh didn't look like such a wee toddler, I wouldn't
'ave taken so easy on yeh! But 'ey, I have teh give it up fer
yer effort, so let's call it a tie. Yeh better get some chunks o'
yer own for next time though, 'ey! And while yer at it, why
don't yeh wax that bunny 'stache o' yours, Mario!"
O'Chunks took a breath. "'Til we meet again, 'ey! CHUNKS
AWAY!" As he said that, he used a fart-rocket to propel
himself into the air. He flew away.
'That fart-rocket kinda reminds me of Wario.' Mario thought
to himself. He, Tippi, and Thoreau went on to complete 1-3.

Chapter 5: An Unexpected Ally

/
Bowser Jr. slowly came to. He had a throbbing headache.
The last thing he remembered was his dad's wedding, then
Luigi and Violet running up the alter, and then a white flash,
and then... he couldn't remember anything else.

He opened his eyes and saw he was in a cave. There were

two figures in front of him.
The first one was a kid that looked to be about 10 or 11, had
brown hair, pink shirt and hat, buckteeth, blue eyes, and blue
pants and shoes.
The second one seemed to be a giant; he had a crown
floating on top of his head, was very muscular, had boots on,
was wearing army pants, and had a green shirt on.
He stood up. "Where am I? And who are you?" He shouted.
Timmy put his hands slightly up. "Hey kid, calm down. I'm
Timmy Turner and this is Jorgen Von Strangle. And we're in
the Cave Of Destiny."
Bowser Jr. sunk in this information. "I've never heard of the
Cave Of Destiny..." He looked around, seeing bone of people
and a few bats. "It's really creepy." He shuddered a bit.
"Oh, these are just from last year's Halloween party, I think.
We also rent out the cave for weddings and bar mitzvahs.
Oh, and you never told us your name." Jorgen said
"Well I'm Bowser Jr!" Bowser Jr stated proudly. "And I'm from
the Koopa Kingdom."
Timmy raised an eyebrow. "The Koopa Kingdom? In all my
time when I paid attention in Mr. Crocker's World Studies
class, I've never heard of something called the 'Koopa
Kingdom'." Timmy paused for a moment. "Then again, the
closest place would be Tokyo, Japan, since-"
Bowser Jr stopped listening to what Timmy said. His eyes
widened for a moment. If Timmy just said 'Tokyo, Japan',
then that could only mean one thing. He was now in the

upper world.
His dad had put a very negative image of the upper world in
his mind. His dad had told him about how if someone from
there saw him, he would be seen as an alien and be
dissected. That thought chilled him to the bone.
But seeing as how these people right here were not trying to
dissect him, and they were from the upper world, he had
gotten a little more relaxed.
"So do you mind telling us how you even got here?" Timmy
questioned.
"Well, the last thing that I can remember is my dad's
wedding, and then a white flash, and then... that's all I got."
Bowser Jr. responded.
"Well... I'll help you find your way back home." Timmy said
Bowser Jr's eyes widened. "You would really do that?"
"Yes, just only if you help me." Timmy answered.
Bowser Jr slightly groaned. He didn't usually like to help
people, but he was willing to make an exception in this case.
"Ok, deal." Bowser Jr and Timmy shook hands.
"Now, where was I?" Timmy asked himself. "Oh yeah, what's
going on?!"
"Maybe these pretty pictures will help." Jorgen dusted off a
part of the wall, revealing some pictures. "Or, as we call
them in Fairy World, the cave prophecy."
"The cave prophecy?" Bowser Jr questioned.
"No, you're not saying it right. Go with the echo. The cave

prophecy..." Jorgen corrected.

Jorgen cleared his throat. "In ancient Fairy times, a fairy's
min job was to fight, not frolic. They constantly battled a
mysterious enemy called the Darkness, and it's agents of
destruction, the Eliminators! Then, the Fairy Warriors were
victorious only when they combined all their wand powers
and neutralized the darkness with its natural enemy, light.
But, our ancient ancestors feared that this mysterious foe
would come back! So, they sent millions of our strongest
soldiers into the void of space to illuminate it! So that the
darkness should ever return, we would have a shield of
protection, not unlike today's underarm deodorants!"
"Amazing!" Timmy said. "Do you have any popcorn?"
Jorgen had poofed up a popcorn stand. "Small, medium, or
large?"
"Ill have a small." Bowser Jr said.
"Surprise me." Timmy answered. "So the stars in space are
really Fairy Warriors watching out for the darkness?" He
asked.
"Exactly." Jorgen answered. "They are our first warning
system. And last night, our deepest outpost, the Big Dipper
Brigade, just disappeared!"
Timmy had a realization. "The Big Dipper! That's why
Crocker said it didn't exist!"
"Yes, I had to wipe away all memory of its existence so
people wouldn't freak out. I also wiped away any memory of
you so that no one would say your name and give away your
location!" Jorgen explained.

"So this is great but how does it affect me?" Timmy asked.
"I'm not finished." Jorgen clapped his hands together, and
more of the cave prophecy was revealed.
"Our ancestors then hid an all-powerful magic wand that
could destroy the darkness should it ever return, and, to
protect this white wand from falling into the wrong hands,
they decided that only a Chosen One could possess it and
unlock it's true powers."
"Cool." Timmy said. "Where is it?"
"No one knows. But it's said this cryptic message reveals its
location. So far, no one has been able to solve this ancient
riddle." Jorgen explained. Text appeared on the wall.
"The wand is hidden in a rock and sealed with a kiss... what
does that mean?" Bowser Jr asked.
"You tell me, because the chosen one is Timmy Turner!"
Jorgen yelled.
"What!" Timmy yelled.
Bowser Jr looked at the drawing, and then back at Timmy.
"That doesn't look like him at all." He raised an eyebrow.
"Are you kidding me? Look!" Jorgen shouted. "Pink hat, buck
teeth, initials TT, and I'm not the only one who knows it!" He
used his wand as a flashlight to illuminate a part of the
ground, revealing the footsteps of an eliminator.
The eliminators were here?" Timmy asked.
Bowser Jr's eyes widened at how large those footsteps
were.

"They know I'm the Chosen One?" Timmy continued. "And

you just said my name out loud!"
"And it echoed a bit too, didn't it?" Jorgen asked to no one in
particular.
The Eliminator with the Black jacket burst through the wall of
the Cave Of Destiny. "Eliminate Timmy Turner."
/
Mario and Tippi were nearing the end of 1-4. Tippi had said
that the Pure Heart would be at the end of this level.
They had just exited the dungeon when they were greeted
by a large dragon.
"Intrusion detected." The Dragon said. "Leave immediately
or be purged."
The Dragon then noticed something about Mario. "Wait.
Scan initialized. Red cap detected. Blue overalls detected.
Level 5 mustache detected. Incredible. Possible subject
identification. But is impossible. Hold your position.
Searching data banks..."
Mario was too stunned to say anything while the dragon was
doing that.
Eventually, the dragon said: "Search complete: One positive
match. System overload! Legendary hero identified! Forgive
me, hero. I am called Fracktail. My only purpose is to defend
the Pure Heart from lawless intruders. You are late. I have
waited thousands of years for your arrival. You may pass.
The Pure Heart is just ahead."
Mario had a sigh of relief. "Well, I'm glad I don't have to fight

that dragon."
However, they all heard a mysterious voice from above. "Ah
ha ha. It won't be that easy, oh no..."
"WHO SPEAKS?" Fracktail boomed.
The unknown voice revealed itself to be Dimentio. "So very
nice to meet you... and your mustache!" He said to Mario. "I
am Count Bleck's master of dimensions, the pleaser of
crowds... I am...Dimentio! Remember the name well..."
"I know you. You're that..." Tippi started to say.
Dimentio interrupted her. "It would be so DULL if your
journey ended so easily... Instead, it ends with...magic!" He
put a spell on Fracktail, short-circuiting him.
"Yes, much better... Now you and this robotic dragon can
spend some quality time... Yes, quality snack time! When he
snacks...on you! For you...ARE the snack! Ciao!" Dimentio
laughed, and then disappeared.
"Fracktail?" Mario asked, worried.
"What did he just..." Tippi also asked.
Fracktail started freaking out. "Beeeeeeep. I am error. Press
any key to restart. ...System not found. Insert install disc.
Disc not found. Please confirm disc cover is closed. Read
error. Insert boot disc and press enter. No response. System
may be busy or melting or melting into slag. Application
error. Save your work and quit. You lost everything. Way to
go, genius. Waiting for processers. '404 computer hamsters
not found.' Threat level upgraded to jelly roll 1. Detonation
imminent."

Mario and Tippi were confused why Fracktail was talking like
this.
Then Fracktail started acting more strangely. "BEEBLEBIP!
C:/ run query identification C:/ run insult generator C:/
results: go away yeti-lip! CTRL ALT DEL!"
Then, Fracktail flew into the air, and Mario knew now that he
would have to fight him.
Eventually, Mario defeated Fracktail, and then the dragon
exploded, leaving Mario and Tippi to find the Pure Heart.
They soon went through a door, which led to the inside of a
small, blue building. After the entered, they heard a soft
voice. "Welcome, hero. My name is Merlumina."
"What was that?" Mario looked above him to see what
looked like a soul.
"I am a dormant soul... I have waited long to give you the
Pure Heart." Merlumina said. "Yes, I have been waiting for
1,500 years."
She floated down to Mario. "Your presence here must mean
that all worlds have begun to collapse."
"Yes, that's right." Mario nodded.
"Before I give you the Pure Heart, you and I must speak.
Listen well, hero. Merlumina said. "Long, long ago...my
people built a civilization hailed as a beacon of culture.
Sadly, despite our power, there was one thing we were
powerless to stop: The Dark Prognosticus. Nobody knows
who authored the dark book. It foretold the events of the
future. On the last page, it was written that a chaotic power
would devour the world."

She paused to take a breath.

"We knew it had to be stopped. Our greatest minds devised
a grand plan to stop the tragedy before it happened. We
needed something with the pure essence of love to confront
this chaos. Researchers set to work... and they created the
Purity Heart. We divided the Purity Heart into eight pieces
and hid them in different dimensions. We hid them for their
own protection, waiting for the day the hero would arrive."
She paused again to take another breath.
"Everything was going as planned. Or so it seemed... But the
wheels of destiny began to spin wildly out of control. It began
with a very small incident... At that time, I was young and
quite beautiful... It started the day I met two very fetching
young men. And, you see, my life set sail toward a
maelstrom of love. You see, I asked one out, but...
However... It was...well, you know... Basically... it... And then,
I said... And he said... And then..."
She paused again and took a third breath. Mario felt
drowsiness overcome him, and he couldn't stay awake any
longer.
Mario woke up to Merlumina saying: "And THAT is why we
hope the Purity Heart will have the power to defeat chaos. To
save all worlds, we must find the eight Pure Hearts that form
the Purity Heart. And that is all I have to say on the matter.
Were you listening carefully?"
"Yes, yes I did, Merlumina." Mario answered.
"Excellent... I did tell the short version, so I wasn't sure if you
would fully understand. It is up to you to find the Pure
Hearts, for they are our last and only hope. Go forth, hero,

and save the worlds... we are all depending on you!"

She then gave the second Pure Heart to Mario. Now that he
had two, he would go back to Flipside and find the next
Heart Pillar. He used the return pipe to get back to Flipside.

Chapter 6: A Fair Princess

/
"Man, that thing looks terrifying!" Bowser Jr said,
commenting on the Eliminator.
Two more Eliminators jumped in, and they all opened
vortexes from their mouths, trying to suck the three in.
"Get us out of here!" Timmy yelled. Jorgen whistled, and his
motorcycle came speeding over to him. He, Timmy, and

Bowser Jr all hopped on. They sped away from the Cave Of
Destiny, with the Eliminators chasing after them.
While they were riding through the streets of Fairy World,
two Eliminators popped up in front of them, so they were
forced to make a right turn. Those Eliminators also started
chasing them, along with the other one.
Soon, they were heading straight for a warehouse. "We're
heading for the wall!" Bowser Jr yelled.
"Don't worry." Jorgen reassured. "We will vanish before weAUUGGGHHHH!" Unfortunately, they crashed through the
wall, landing behind some boxes. The Eliminators went into
the building and started looking for them.
Timmy started to whisper. "Listen, as the Chosen One, I
choose to be not the Chosen One! I've never been chosen
for anything! Not kickball, not lab partner, why? Because I'm
a bad choice!"
"The cave prophecy does not lie." Jorgen stated. "Don't
worry, I have a plan."
Timmy was relieved. "Oh, thank goodness."
Jorgen stated his plan. "If it's you they want, it's you they'll
get."
Bowser Jr raised an eyebrow. "That sounds horrible if you're
trying to get away from the Eliminators."
At the same time, Timmy said: "I hate that plan!"
Jorgen pulled a wand from his pocket and made himself look
like Timmy Turner. Timmy breathed a sigh of relief. "Plan's
getting better."

"Good luck you two," Jorgen said. "You were a pain in my

butt, but..." He paused. "Well, that's all I got. Good luck!"
"Where are you going?" Timmy asked.
Jorgen started to explain. "For you to go on, the Darkness
must believe you've been eliminated! Remember, the wand
is hidden in a rock, and sealed with a kiss."
He walked to where the Eliminators could see him. "Hello. I
am Timmy Turner." Jorgen said, waving his hands around.
"Look how stupid I am."
The Eliminators took notice of him, and thinking he was
Timmy, the one with the black jacket sucked him in, using a
vortex. The Eliminators also got sucked in, except for two.
"Finally, we have the Chosen One." The top Eliminator
said.
"Can we stay? We saw some cool shops on Main
Street." An Eliminator said. "Yeah, no one said you were
the boss of us so-" The other Eliminator tried to add, but
the Top Eliminator sucked them all in, even including himself.
Bowser Jr looked up. "Timmy, I think it's safe to come out
now." He whispered. The two walked out of the Warehouse.
Timmy started thinking. Then, he blurted something out. "We
can't stop the Darkness by ourselves. How do we find the
wand? How do we get back to Earth? How do we get you
back home? What are we supposed to do?"
Bowser Jr looked at the sky. He remembered something that
Jorgen said. "Timmy, all those stars are Fairy Warriors ready
to stop the Darkness!" He pointed at the sky. Timmy also
looked up at the sky. "Yes, we're not alone!"

At that, every single star disappeared. Timmy and Bowser Jr

started screaming.
/
Count Bleck, Nastasia, and O'Chunks were currently in
Count Bleck's castle.
"Yeah, so... I guess the hero went ahead and stomped you
and sent you back here?" Nastasia asked.
"Yeh gotta forgive me, Count! I've failed yeh! I've never felt
less chunky in my life!" O'Chunks said, out of breath.
Count Bleck chuckled. "Bleh heh heh... So our hero is real...
Yes... A force to be reckoned with..." He turned to Nastasia.
"Nastasia, the prophecy. Consult it and learn where the hero
will go next... We will lay a devious trap for him and bring him
to his very KNEES! BLECK!"
"Yeah, um, I already sent Mimi to a site picked for that
purpose..." Nastasia replied.
"This pleases Count Bleck." Count Bleck said. "Excellent
work, Nastasia. I have granted Mimi powers potent enough
to ensure that she will obliterate this hero. Yes, he will be
helpless against her." Count Bleck opened his cape. "I
depart! Alert Count Bleck when this 'hero' is no more! BLEH
HEH HEH HEH! BLECK!" He then disappeared.
"Yeah, I'll fire off a memo on that...but for now, we have
another item on the agenda..." Nastasia said to no one in
particular. "O'Chunks, you got a sec?" She asked. "Yeah, so
some minions in the Bowser organization are still resisting
assimilation? So I'm heading out to squash the
resistance...and while I'm gone I want you to stay here.
Yeah... You just sit tight and think about your recent job

performance, 'K?"
Nastasia went to another part of the castle.
O'Chunks looked around and saw that he was alone. "Aw...
I... Gah, this really tweaks me chin hairs!"
/
In another part of Castle Bleck, Peach was unconscious.
Eventually, she came to. At first, she couldn't remember
much, but a second later, al of the recent memories flashed
in her head like a lightning bolt. "What? How did I end up
napping here?" She asked, scanning the place. "That nasty
Count Bleck tried to make me marry BOWSER! And then
Luigi and Violet..." She gasped.
"LUUUIIIGGGGIIIII! VIIIIOOOOLLLETTTT!
BOOOWWWWSSSSEEEER!" She screamed, hoping one of
them would answer.
"Uh...no. You're the only one of the wedding party left
standing, it looks like." She heard a voice behind her.
She turned around to see a Koopa Troopa and a Hammer
Bro behind her. Never would she thought see would see the
day where she would be happy to see a couple of Bowser's
minions.
"So you finally woke up, huh, Princess?" The Hammer Bro
asked.
"Oh, you guys!" Peach responded. "Are you alright?"
"Yeah, but who knows what happened. That was one
CRAZY wedding." The Koopa Troopa responded. "We can't
even find His Groomness! You remember... King Bowser?

Oh, and that guy with the mustache and his girlfriend... I
think he had a green tux on or something? Yeah, erm...Luigi,
that's the guy. We dunno where he ended up either."
"Thing is, most of us minions got all brainwashed by that
Bleck guy's assistant." The Hammer Bro explained. "Yeah,
everybody's half-nuts! It's not safe here! We've gotta clear
this area, NOW! Private Koopa will escort you, OK? You
guys make a break for it."
The Koopa Troopa jumped a little when he heard that last
part.
"But what about you?" Peach asked.
"What am I going to do? I'll TELL you what I'm going to do!
I'm going to help my men!" The Hammer Bro spoke, with
determination. "King Bowser would burn me to a crisp if I left
'em! Leave no Koopa behind! Good luck out there, Princess!
HAIL BOWSER!" The Hammer Bro walked away, leaving the
Koopa Troopa and Peach to themselves.
"Farewell..." Peach said, a bit sad.
The Koopa Troopa walked a bit closer to Peach. "Ok, lady,
we've gotta EVAC this zone! Let's roll!" He said.
The two walked through a door, and saw below, Hammer
Bro confronting two brainwashed Koopa Troopas.
"You. Give up. There is no hope for escape." One of them
said.
"All hail the glorious count! Do not resist... Submit to his rule.
You will love it." The other one said. Both of their voices
sounded very monotone.

The Hammer Bro jumped a little. "What's this

insubordination? Johnson! I am your CAPTAIN! Drop and
give me twenty!" He yelled.
"Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna have too tell you that your
orders mean nothing." An unknown voice said.
The voice was revealed to be Nastasia, who was walking in.
"See, they've already sworn eternal allegiance to Count
Bleck, 'K? And now you need to, so I'll go ahead and pencil
you in for a 10 o'clock brainwashing."
The Hammer Bro readied a hammer. "You just messed with
the wrong Koopa! I serve Bowser! You tell this 'count'..."
Before he could finish, he got brainwashed. After a few
seconds, his eyes glowed red. "HAIL BLECK!" He yelled.
Nastasia nodded. "Hm-mm-mm... Yeah, there, isn't that
better? So listen, there are a few problem minions that still
haven't sworn allegiance... You, be a lamb and round them
for me... 'K? Thanks.
"Yes ma'am!" The Hammer Bro nodded. The Hammer Bro
and the two Koopa Troopas went somewhere else, with
Nastasia following them.
Peach and the Koopa Troopa were shocked at what they just
saw.
"Oh, man, this is going downhill, fast! Did you SEE that?!
They even broke that captain!" The Koopa Troopa yelled, in
panic. "Look, lady, if they find us, it is GAME OVER! We've
gotta clear this area, STAT!"
"Yes, we should get out of here as soon as possible." Peach
agreed.

They started walking, but it was soon before they hit a dead
end.
The Koopa Troopa was slightly horrified. "No...
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dead end!" He yelled.
"Well, staying here won't do us any good... Let's turn around
and keep looking." Peach suggested.
"Oh, turn back? Yeah...no. Your friend there had it right. This
is your dead end." Nastasia, who was behind them, said.
"Wh-Who ARE you, anyway?!" Peach asked, turning to face
her.
The Koopa Troopa got in front of Peach. "Find cover, lady!
I'm trained to handle scum like this!" He said, being brave.
However, he was quickly brainwashed. "ALL HAIL COUNT
BLECK!" He said.
"Wow, Princess, you sure are lucky. I thought the wedding
explosion finished you..." Nastasia commented. "Yeah, but
this is the end of the road...and your luck runs out...right
here. It's time you came on over and got with the program...
Come and serve the Count!"
"Never!" Peach proclaimed.
"Yeah, that's great and all, but my hypno-powers say
otherwise." Nastasia responded. "Just sit tight a sec, 'K?
'Cause I've just got to brainwash you real quick."
Peach, realizing she could do nothing, stood there.
Suddenly, a box appeared around her, and she was gone.
Nastasia was shocked. "What?! That wasn't on my schedule!
Where'd she go?" She paused for a second and calmed

down. "Well, that's not really a deal breaker... Our prophecyfulfillment plan is running smoothly. We have no need for her.
Yeah, and it doesn't matter where she runs, since all worlds
are about to fall..."
/
At the Military Extra-Terrestrial Research Facility, the phone
was ringing. A dark-skinned employee picked it up. "This is
the Military Extra-Terrestrial Research Facility."
A voice spoke. "I see." The employee responded. He hit the
Alarm button, causing alarms to go off.
A light-skinned employee walked up to him, holding a cup of
coffee. "What's with the MERF alarms?" He asked.
"It's probably nothing, but it seems that every star in the sky
has completely vanished." The dark-skinned employee
replied.
"Yeah, you're right, it's probably nothing." The other
employee agreed. He then suddenly spit out his coffee.
"EVERY STAR IN THE SKY HAS VANISHED?!"
"Should we put out an emergency broadcast, letting the
population of Earth know that an alien attack is eminent?"
The first employee asked.
"The people have a right to know what's going on." The
second employee paused. "Or..."
/
"In other news, the government has just announced that they
turned off the stars to conserve energy." A person on the
radio said. Terrance, Tamara, and Crocker were on their way

to MARF, driving past trees.

"Oooh, I totally believe that. We have such a great
government!" Terrance said.
"And they'd never lie to us, because deceiving people is
wrong." Tamara added.
However, it was revealed that they weren't driving at all;
instead Tree Movers were hauling trees into a truck behind
them, while Crocker was trying to fix something on the truck.
"Belt's fixed." Crocker said, as he got into the truck. "Let's
MARF and roll, baby!"
They started driving; only to stop after a few feet. They all
exited the truck. "Potty Break!" They all said.
/
"Ok, don't panic, you're the Chosen One." Timmy tried to
reassure himself. "All you have to do, is get back to Earth,
get the dumb Wand, and defeat the darkness."
"Whatever that is." Bowser Jr added.
They both looked up, and saw what looked to be a huge,
black vortex in the sky. "Ok, that must be it." Timmy finished.
They both started screaming, and ended up running in
completely different directions.
Bowser Jr ended up running back into the warehouse. He
saw the motorcycle in there. He tried to get on and started
driving.
A portal to Earth appeared. Bowser Jr gasped, and
hesitated, accidentally letting the motorcycle go through the

portal without him.

He ran back to where Timmy was.
'Think Turner, what Fairy goes back and forth between Earth
more than anybody?' Timmy thought to himself. He looked
up and saw a large building. It was Tooth Fairy Enterprises.
"Come on! This way!" Timmy pointed to the building.
As they ran in, Bowser Jr asked: "What is this place?"
"This is the home of the legendary Quarter Transporter."
Timmy explained. "Every time an Earth kid puts a tooth
under their pillow, it comes here and it's replaced by cold,
hard, cash. But today we're making it the Turner returner."
He turned the knob to Dimmsdale.
He and Bowser Jr sat on the conveyor belt. A large pipe
sucked them to Earth. "I hope this works!" Timmy said.
Right after that, the entirety of Fairy World was sucked in by
the Darkness.
/
...
I remember that day well... The room was warm. The whole
place was at peace.
"Ugh... Uugh..."
"You're awake at last?"
"Where...am I? Is this...a human's home? Blech!"
"Don't wiggle like that. I found you at a cliff's base. You took

quite a fall."
"You're a human, correct? I don't...repulse you? I am of the
Tribe of Darkness..."
"Why would that matter? Anyone with a heart would not
ignore an injured soul!"
That was the day our paths crossed... That day... That was
the day our tragedy was set in motion.

Chapter 7: A Quest
/
In Flipside, Mario and Tippi had just gotten the second Pure
Heart, and they headed into Merlon's house.
"So, how was it, dear friends? Did you find a Pure Heart?"
Merlon asked.
"In fact, we did!" Mario responded, showing the Pure Heart
to Merlon.

Merlon chuckled. "Oh ho, such pure brilliance... This is a true

piece of the one true Purity Heart!"
Mario put away the Pure Heart.
"Yes, we met Merlumina... She gave it to us..." Tippi added.
Merlon jumped a little in surprise. "Wh-What?! Lady
Merlumina?! You were very well met. She is an ancestor of
mine. She was the one who wrote the Light Prognosticus to
counteract the dark one... Merlumina and those who
followed her built this town. They are why we are here." He
explained.
There was a scared voice from outside. "M-M-M-MASTER
MERLON! B-B-BAD NEWS!"
The scared voice revealed itself to be one of the
townspeople in Flipside.
Merlon was shocked by this sudden outburst. "What is it?
Get ahold of yourself, lad..."
"Y-Y'see..." The townsperson was stuttering horribly before
he could finally say: "A girl fell out of the sky!"
Mario and Merlon gasped. "What? A girl fell out of the sky?
What in the worlds?" Merlon asked.
"We should check this out." Mario suggested.
"Come on! Get up on the elevator and come up there to see
her!" The person cried.
Mario, Merlon, and the scared person went up an elevator in
Flipside. The walked over to where the scared person was
leading them... to find Princess Peach lying there

unconscious.
Mario gasped when he saw her.
"What's the matter?" Tippi asked.
"That woman lying there is Princess Peach!" Mario stated.
Merlon was slightly surprised. "Princess Peach? So this is
the princess that Count Bleck kidnapped?"
"Yes, it is." Mario answered.
"Well, the poor girl seems to have had a rough time, of that
we can be sure." Merlon stated. "She doesn't appear to be
conscious... And she is shivering uncontrollably, what could
the problem be?"
He then had an idea. "Oh ho! I know! Mario. You must go to
the chef named Saffron on the first floor of Flipside. I'm sure
she knows a warming and revitalizing recipe for this poor
girl... once she revives, we will be able to ask Princess
Peach exactly what happened. Now, off with you! Find
Saffron the chef on the first floor!"
Mario nodded. "Ok, that's what I'll do."
He went to the first floor to find Saffron. Once he did, and
explained the situation, she said that Princess Peach would
need some Spicy Soup. Luckily, Mario had a Fire Burst she
needed in order to make it. Once it was finished, Mario went
back up to the 3rd Floor with the soup.
Once Mario put a spoonful in her mouth, she slowly came to.
/
In Dimmsdale, a kid had put a loose tooth under their pillow

and went to sleep. There was a flash of light, and the kid
instantly woke up. "I wonder what the Tooth Fairy left?"
The kid moved his pillow, revealing Timmy and Bowser Jr.
Timmy put a finger over the kid's mouth. "Shh, dude, I'm the
Chosen One."
The kid started screaming. "No! You're a crazy kid and a
monster under my pillow who stole my quarter! MOM!
QUARTER THEIVES!"
At that, Timmy and Bowser Jr ran out of the kid's house.
"My dad's a cop!" The kid yelled. A police car burst through
the garage door and started chasing them.
"Quick! Into the sewers!" Bowser Jr yelled. Timmy and
Bowser Jr ducked into the sewers, with the police car going
right by them.
They popped up out of a manhole. There was a piece of
paper on the bottom side of it, which had a picture of Timmy
and Bowser Jr on it, and with the words, 'WANTED
QUARTER THEIVES!' written on it. "That was quick." Timmy
commented.
Timmy flung the manhole. "And there's no way we can locate
this wand on our own!"
Bowser Jr thought for a moment before saying, "Well, don't
you have any allies here in this world who could help us?"
Timmy had a realization. "Cosmo and Wanda!" He blurted
out.
"Who are they?" Bowser Jr. asked.

"Oh, they're just some... very... useful friends of mine!"

Timmy spoke a half-truth.
"Oh, that makes sense." Bowser Jr responded.
/
Back where Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and every single other
fairy were, that kid (who strangely looks like Carl Wheezer)
had used all of his quarters to take out all of the fairygumballs from the machine.
The fairies watched in horror as the kid was still chewing
Binky.
"He's still chewing Binky!" Cosmo yelled.
The kid eventually took Binky out of his mouth. "This one lost
its flavor." He flicked Binky onto the table.
Binky gasped. "It's horrible in there. And he recently had
nachos!"
All of the fairies, except Wanda, screamed.
The kid decided on which gumball he would chew next.
"Ooh, a tasty pink gumball!" He took Wanda, and was about
to chew her.
"Wanda, Wanda, NO!" Cosmo managed to throw himself at
Wanda, knocking her to the ground while he was now in the
boy's hand. The kid put him in his mouth and started to chew
him.
Wanda rolled a little bit on the table she dropped onto before
saying, "Cosmo, No!"
Another fairy, Juandissimo, rolled up to her. "Wanda, I feel

terrible for your loss. Would you like to make out?"

As the kid was chewing on Cosmo, Cosmo forcibly made the
kid blow him out into a bubble. Cosmo was now a bubble,
and he could freely move in the air.
"Who wants a balloon ride to freedom!" He cheered. Wanda
and Poof latched onto him, and they soared out of the
building.
"Quick! Everyone! Into the gross kid's mouth!" Juandissimo
yelled.
Then, all of the fairies jumped into the kid's mouth, causing
him to fall over.
/
In Flipside, after Peach had woken up. She stood up and
yawned. "Mmmm... I feel like I just ate the most delicious
thing... I haven't had a dream about such tasty food in
ages..."
Mario, who was behind her, said: "Peach! You're awake!"
Peach turned around and saw Mario behind her. "Oh!
Mario?! You're OK!" Peach looked around. She was in a
place that was unfamiliar to her. "But where exactly are we?"
She asked.
"This is Flipside..." Tippi answered.
"Umm...OK. And who are you?" Peach asked to Merlon.
"My dear, I am called Merlon. And that is what is known as a
Pixl. Her name is Tippi." Merlon explained. "Come, let us
adjourn to my house. I would be grateful if you would tell us

more there."
Peach and Mario nodded.
/
"...And then before I knew it, I awoke and saw Mario, you,
and Tippi." Peach finished her explanation.
"Well, my dear... That is most assuredly a tale of woe and
troubles." Merlon commented.
Peach turned to Mario. "Oh, Mario... What do you suppose
happened to Luigi, Bowser, and Violet?" She asked.
Mario thought for a moment. "Hmmm, I'm not sure what
happened to them."
"Mm, I suppose you're right... There's just no way to know."
Peach responded. "I just hope they're safe..."
"Merlon, what should we do next?" Tippi asked.
Merlon began to quote a passage from the Light
Prognosticus. "'And one Pure Heart shall lead the way to the
next...' So it is written. There are still more Heart Pillars to be
found in Flipside, young ones. When you find the next Heart
Pillar, you must set a Pure Heart in it. And when you do so, a
door to the next world containing the next Pure Heart will
appear."
Mario and Peach nodded.
"And...my intuition tells me the next door may lead you to the
mysterious Merlee." Merlon explained. "Like Bestovious and
I, Merlee is one of the ancients... We are like long-lost
cousins. Yes... I have heard that Merlee has long guarded an

ancient and secret treasure. If my instincts are correct, it

may be the next Pure Heart we seek. I must tell you, the light
Prognosticus also speaks of her magical powers..."
"So, all we need to do is find Merlee, and she'll give us the
Pure Heart. Is that correct?" Mario asked.
"Yeah, is that all we have to do?" Peach asked.
Merlon then looked surprised. "Oh ho, are you going as
well?" He asked, to Peach. "You should not tax yourself.
You've only just recovered...and...it may be dangerous."
"Well, I can't just sit here and let everyone else go off to save
the world, now, can I?" Peach stated, a bit shocked at what
Merlon just said. "After all, The Void that is spreading in the
is my fault. Mine and Bowser's... So I'm going, and that's
final! I've made my decision."
"Well, the more people we have, that better chance we
have..." Mario commented.
"I guess we need to find that next Heart Pillar..." Tippi stated.
"Hmmmmm... This princess is headstrong, to be sure. How
very refreshing." Merlon stated. He walked towards Peach. "I
insist you take this." Merlon gave Peach what looked to be
an old key.
"There are secrets in this town that even I do not know...
This may be one of the keys to uncovering them. Quite
literally, in fact. Please, use this key wherever it fits here in
this town. My intuition tells me you should be able to use it
very near my house... I will continue to read the Light
Prognosticus and look for any clues that may help. I am sure
that musty old tome still has much to teach us. Yes, much
indeed. Now, Mario, Princess Peach... Do all you can to stop

the count's evil plans!"

"Will do!" Mario nodded.
"Let's go, Mario! Come on, Tippi!" Peach stated.
Mario, Peach, and Tippi were about to leave, but Merlon
stopped them. "I almost forgot to tell you this. Recently,
townspeople have been reporting portholes randomly
appearing and disappearing in town. I suggest you be
careful." Merlon explained.
Mario and Peach nodded, and then went to find the next
Heart Pillar.
/
In Dimmsdale, two police officers were putting up WANTED
signs for the quarter thieves. It was the middle of the day.
Timmy for some reason was in a garbage can, and Bowser
Jr was behind the trashcan.
"The Chosen One and a friend were alone in the city." Timmy
started to commentate quietly. "But he knew if he could find
his fairies, he could solve the ancient riddle and locate the-"
Just then, a bus pulled up next to him. The bus door opened.
Timmy got hit by it.
Bowser Jr cringed a little. "That smarts." He commented.
Out of the bus doors came a woman, leading a group of
people. "Ok, follow me to see the Kiss, Schmodin's most
famous sculpture here at the Dimmsdale art museum." The
woman explained.
Timmy came to his senses after she said that. "The Kiss...
Wait a second, the White Wand is hidden in a rock and

sealed with a Kiss! We don't need Cosmo and Wanda, the

Wand is in that statue!"
/
"But how are we going to get it out?!" Timmy wondered out
loud. Timmy and Bowser Jr were now looking at the Kiss.
"If only I still had my Klown Kar, I could just shoot a cannon
at that thing!" Bowser Jr answered.
Timmy looked to his left. In another exhibit, there was
something in there that suspiciously looked like the Klown
Kar. "Is that it?" Timmy asked, pointing to it.
Bowser Jr looked in the direction Timmy was pointing. His
eyes widened. "That is it!"
As he ran over to get it, the woman from earlier explained:
"Considered priceless, the statue is 500 years old. More than
a work of art, it's a work of magic!" Plenty of people were
taking pictures.
Bowser Jr had somehow managed to take the Klown Kar
without anyone noticing. He brought it back to near where
Timmy was.
"Now it's time to see if this still works like it used to." Bowser
Jr had an evil smile. He rose in the air with the Klown Kar.
He aimed at the statue, and pressed a button. A huge
cannonball shot out of it, breaking the statue into pieces.
"Suffering statues!" The woman screamed.
Timmy and Bowser Jr, who was now out of the Klown Kar,
were checking the rubble. "Don't panic, I'm the Chosen One!
We're saving your lives!"

"Security!" The woman screamed. She blew on a whistle as

loud as she could.
Timmy started to panic. "There's no wand. Where's the
wand?!"
"Freeze, statue smashers!" A security guard yelled.
"Hey, they're also the quarter theives." Another security
guard pointed out.
Two security guards pulled out Batons.
"And that's when the Chosen One and his friend decided to
run!" Timmy commentated.
Timmy and Bowser Jr started to run. They disguised
themselves as different pictures from paintings. Timmy was
the Monaa Lisa, and Bowser Jr was the scream.
They ran out the front door, only to hear: "Freeze!" From a
Police Officer. Several Police cars were outside the museum.
A Police Officer walked up to them. "And tell us, mystery
people, have you seen these evil perpetrators?" He handed
Timmy (who he didn't recognize) a 'WANTED QUARTER
THIEF' sign.
Timmy took the sign. "Uh, no, I'm just standing here being a
lady, I use lipstick." He spoke with a high-pitched voice.
"Thanks trustworthy citizens with a renaissance smile, and a
forever scream. Move out, boys!" The Police Officer
responded. The Police Officers got in their cars and drove
off.
"We're good." Timmy said, taking off the painting. He let go

of the other sign.

Bowser Jr took off his painting and looked at it. "Why is he
screaming?" He asked.
They started walking. "According to Mr. Crocker, it's because
he got an F." Timmy explained.
"I doubt that's the actual reasoning." Bowser Jr spoke back.
The Wanted sign floated down near the Eliminator with the
black coat. He picked it up. "The Chosen One is here. We
were fooled. Find him."
Two other Eliminators were behind him. "And we will. Right
after we hit this sweet Pink Shirt shop!" One of them
responded.
"What." The Top Eliminator turned to face them.
"What, you're the only one who gets to wear cool
clothes?" An Eliminator responded.
"Ugh, hurry up." The lead Eliminator groaned.
The two other Eliminators broke into the 'Just Pink Shirts'
store and took two shirts. They came out of the store
wearing them. "Sweet!" They high-fived.

Chapter 8: A Second Chapter

/
Not that long after Mario, Peach, and Tippi had entered
Chapter 2, they reached a problem. There were bocks that
they couldn't break, which led up to several doors.
They went down a pipe, and defeated a strange looking
enemy. Out of nowhere, a large chest appeared. They
managed to open it.
Nothing happened for a few seconds, until "SSS-BOOOOM!"

The sudden voice startled the group. "That nearly gave me a

heart attack." Mario commented to himself.
What came out of the chest was another Pixl. This one
looked to be a bomb with eyes and wings. It floated in the
air.
"Good vibes! Them vibes set off my blow-stuff-up sensors!
You like explodin'? Sss-POW!" The Pixl said. "I ain't sensed
real good vibes in... 1,500 years! Sss-POOOM! I'm Boomer,
by the way. I gotta check those vibes out a little more closelike! Sss-CRAAAACK! Check it out: just answer a couple
questions real quick. Sss-BLAAAM!"
"Oh great." Peach groaned.
"OK, sss-BOOOOM?" Boomer asked.
Mario groaned this time. "Fine."
"Here we go, sss-BWAMMO!" Boomer yelled. "You stay up
wonderin' if anyone ever gives presents to Santa Claus."
"You know, that is something I actually wonder about
sometimes." Peach answered.
"For some reason, you clean your room before a test."
Boomer asked.
"Luigi does that sometimes." Mario commented.
"When someone says, 'Let's just be friends.' you think,
'Yeah, whatever." Boomer asked.
"I haven't ever been friendzoned... yet." Mario answered.
"You don't really understand why I'm askin' you all these
weird questions." Boomer asked.

"I wish I did understand." Peach answered.

"You think shoppin' online is a wonderful and magical
experience." Boomer asked.
"It's OK, but it can be really annoying sometimes." Mario
answered.
"You once put on a shirt inside out but didn't bother reversin'
it before going out." Boomer asked.
"It's happened once or twice." Mario answered.
"You wanna be sleepin' when you're awake, but when you're
tired, you wanna wake up." Boomer asked.
"That's happened so many times I lost count." Peach
giggled.
"You're getting' real tired of these questions." Boomer asked.
"Yes. That is all I have to say." Mario answered.
Then, Boomer floated high above the chest. "Got it, got it,
GOT IT! SSS-BOOOOOOOM!" He yelled. "You got some
tasty vibes! Ssss-BLAM! My mind's made up now! SsssBLAPPOW! You guys... are worthy of my power! Each
second explodes into the next! Ssss-BAMMO! Bombs away!
Ssss-BOOOOM!"
And with that, Boomer joined their party.
"Well, at least we can get past those blocks now." Peach
said.
/
In Dimmsdale, Timmy and Bowser Jr were near Timmy's

house. "I know Jorgen erased everyone's memory of me,"

Timmy said. "But let's just hope he didn't erase the Timmy
Cave!"
Timmy flipped the little flag on his mailbox, and part of the
ground opened. A long pole appeared, allowing them to slide
down it. "That's a lot cooler than my room." Bowser Jr
muttered to himself.
They got off the pole when they could safely reach the
ground. Timmy went to the big computer to search Cosmo
and Wanda's location. They were somewhere in Las Vegas.
"Not a problem."
Bowser Jr was looking around the Timmy Cave. He was
amazed at how well this was built. However, he bumped into
something. He looked at what he bumped into.
As soon as Timmy heard Bowser Jr's scream, he came
rushing over. "What? What's wrong? What happened?"
"Her." Bowser Jr pointed at the woman, who he recognized
as Violet.
Timmy sighed. "Let me guess. She's from your world also."
"Yep."
"And you're her enemy."
"Yep."
"And who is she?"
"Violet."
Timmy sighed. "This is going to be a long day."

After he said that, Violet started coming to. She raised her
head, and placed a hand on her forehead. "What
happened..." She groggily said
She looked at Timmy, who she didn't recognize. She didn't
consider him to be a threat because he looked to be only an
11 year old.
She turned to her right and saw... Bowser Jr. As if energy
rushed into her body, she sprang onto her feet an shot two
ice beams out of her hand, aiming them at Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr ducked, narrowly missing the ice. It hit and froze
part of the wall behind him. "Hey! That was a cheap shot!"
Bowser Jr called out.
"It's not like you have cheap shots all the time!" Violet
returned.
The two got closer to each other, and looked each other in
the eye, and started growling at each other.
Timmy walked in between them. "Look. You two may hate
each other, but you need to set aside your differences for
now. After all, Violet, you don't know where you are, and I
don't know how you got here, and he wants to get back
home so he doesn't get dissected!"
"You're right." Violet said. "Fighting will get us nowhere.
Especially since I don't know where I am. Speaking of it,
where am I?"
"The upper world." Bowser Jr answered.
"Doesn't look very 'upper' to me." Violet joked.
'Well, this is the Timmy Cave." Timmy said.

"Timmy... is that your name?" Violet asked to Timmy.

"Yep." Timmy answered.
"Well, Timmy, I think I owe you an explanation. It might not
be perfect, and it might take a while. So, are you ready?"
Violet asked.
"I guess." Timmy shrugged.
Violet took a deep breath. "Ok, so me, my boyfriend Luigi,
and his older brother Mario live in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario and Luigi said they found that place after accidentally
going down a large, green pipe somewhere. I don't
remember how I got there, unfortunately. So, we live at
Mario's house in the Mushroom Kingdom. A little bit away
from his house is Peach's Castle. Princess Peach, who is
also known as Princess Toadstool, is often kidnapped by this
huge turtle called Bowser. He lives in his huge castle in the
Koopa Kingdom, which is a long time away from the
Mushroom Kingdom. Mario, Luigi, and I usually defeat him
pretty easily."
Violet took a deep breath again, as she was running out of
air.
"Anyway, today we found out that Bowser had kidnapped
Peach again. So we went over to his castle, and it turns out
this weird guy named Count Bleck kidnapped her. He
knocked out Mario, and the next thing I knew, Bowser and
Peach were apparently having a wedding, and all of
Bowser's minions, Luigi, and I were. Me and Luigi ran up to
the alter, and he jumped on this weird black heart that was
coming out of nowhere, and the last thing I remember seeing
is a white flash. And I guess that's how I ended up here."

"Wow. That is complicated." Timmy said, having absorbed

what she said. "And, that's the first time I've fully paid
attention to something, if you don't count Maho Mushi."
"Now, what's going on in your world?" Violet asked.
"Ok, this might take a while too, so here goes." Timmy
cleared his throat. "I was just having a normal day with my,
uh, friends, Cosmo and Wanda, when this other guy, Jorgen,
comes and says something about staying in the shadows, or
whatever. He erases everyone's memory of me, because if
someone says my name loud enough, these robots called
Eliminators will come after me. Anyway, Jorgen and I
eventually went somewhere called the Cave Of Destiny. I
found Bowser Jr in there, and we agreed that if he helps me,
I'll help him find his way back home."
Timmy paused for a second. "Here's the real crazy part. I'm
apparently The Chosen One, and I have to stop this thing
called The Darkness, by finding a Wand, and the only way to
do that is by solving this riddle: The wand is hidden in a rock
and sealed with a kiss."
"That's almost as crazy as my story." Violet commented.
"Well, I'd be willing to help you."
"You would?" Timmy asked.
"Yep. So where would we be going next?" Violet asked.
"According to that big computer, Cosmo and Wanda would
be in Las Vegas." Timmy answered, pointing to the
computer.
"That sounds really far away.' Bowser Jr whined.
"Not a problem, because we have the Turner Cycle." Timmy

said. He pressed a button on the keyboard, and a

motorcycle appeared out of a hole in the ground.
The three hopped onto the motorcycle. They each put a
helmet on. "Time to rock and roll." Timmy commented.
"Please drive better than Jorgen." Bowser Jr whispered.
A pathway out of the cave opened up, and Timmy drove
through it. The garage of Timmy's house was tilted for a
moment so he could jump out of the cave...
...And crashed into a MERF vehicle.
"Well, well, just the people we were looking for." The darkskinned employee said.
"And they brought an extra. That girl precisely matches the
description of the one missing from 3 years ago." The lightskinned employee noted. "Because of the Law, we are to
take her to her home immediately."
After he said that, two muscular police officers took Violet
and put in the back of a van and drove off, before Timmy and
Bowser Jr could do anything about it.
/
Timmy and Bowser Jr were now locked in a room with the
two MERF agents.
Timmy and Bowser Jr each sat in a chair, while the MERF
agents were at a desk across from them.
"You're in a lot of trouble, mister," The light-skinned
employee said to Timmy. "Because according to your
records, you have no records, you don't exist!" Then he

turned to Bowser Jr. "And as for you, you're just an alien

turtle freak."
"Hey!" Bowser Jr shouted in protest.
"And that's why you're at the Military Extra-Terrestrial
Research Facility." The dark skinned employee said. "MERF
for short." He took a sip of his coffee.
"We're not aliens!" Timmy shouted.
"Well, these pictures of you on a hovercraft being chased
through Dimmsdale suggest otherwise." The light-skinned
employee explained.
"And these photos were taken from an hour ago." The darkskinned employee said. He laid out photos of the
Eliminators.
Timmy took one of the photos. "Wait, the Eliminators are
back?"
"If I were you, I'd surrender now and let us start dissecting
you." The dark-skinned employee smiled.
"Dissect?" Bowser Jr's eyes widened.
"We are not aliens!" Timmy screamed
"You think this is a joke?" The light skinned employee asked.
"Huh? You think we're idiots? Well, I've got news for ya, they
don't give out high-tech neural stun rays to idiots." He put
that exact weapon on the desk.
"Or laser blasters able to cut concrete walls five feet thick."
The dark-skinned employee continued, as he put THAT
exact weapon on the desk.

"And you sure don't get a super spy car with a trunk full of
spy stuff, unless you know what you're doing." The light
skinned employee finished.
They went to another side of the room and did a little dance.
When they looked up, everything was taken off of the desk,
and there was a huge hole in the wall.
"I hope they don't take the car." The light-skinned employee
said.
Timmy and Bowser Jr drove by, on their mission to find
Violet, Cosmo, and Wanda.

Chapter 9: Merlee's Mansion

/
Timmy was driving in the vehicle they had just taken, and
Bowser Jr was sitting next to him. They both had their
seatbelts on, of course.
"Now to find Cosmo and Wanda by linking this computer to
the Timmy Cave Supercomputer." Timmy explained,
pressing a few buttons. Cosmo and Wanda's location was
revealed on the GPS.
/
Mario and the gang had just gotten to 2-2, which was where

Merlee's Mansion was. They went inside, and had to be

careful not to wake up the Gnips, which were Merlee's pets,
in the first room.
When they went into the second room, they were greeted by
Mimi (of course, they didn't know who she actually worked
for) who was dressed as a maid.
"Well, hi there! Big welcome! Welcome to Merlee's Mansion!"
Mimi greeted. "I'm Lady Merlee's handmaid. My name's
Mimi! But you can call me Mimikins if you want! You're here
to see Lady Merlee, aren't you?"
"Yes, we are." Mario answered.
"How super for you!" Mimi responded. "Well, Lady Merlee is
on the second floor, in the farthest room. Just head on up
there whenever you're ready! Oh, golly, but listen... DON'T
YOU DARE GO INTO NY OTHER ROOMS BY ACCIDENT,
OR ELSE!"
The group was suddenly taken aback by the sheer volume of
that yell.
"Enjoy your visit, OK?" Mimi finished.
The group walked up to the second floor and went into the
room on the far end.
"The other rooms must be really private if she doesn't want
us to go in there." Peach commented.
As they went into the room, spikes started slowly coming
down. Thankfully, due to Mario's ability, they were able to get
around them and find a key due to Mario's ability.
When they went back downstairs, they found that Mimi was

gone. That allowed them to notice a Gnaw blocking another

exit, which they noticed had a keyhole in it.
There was a chain attached to the Gnaw, which was also
attached to the door.
Mario and Peach agreed to a plan. Mario would distract the
Gnaw, while Peach would insert the key while it was
distracted.
The plan worked. The Gnaw kept trying to go after Mario, but
the chain prevented it from moving closer to Mario.
Thankfully, it didn't notice Peach as she unlocked the door,
also freeing the Gnaw.
After being freed, the Gnaw jumped up and down a few
times, and then ran out of the building.
"Well, that was surprisingly easy." Tippi commented.
/
Timmy and Bowser Jr were nearing Las Vegas. They drove
by three cacti.
Out from behind those 3 cacti came Terrance, Tamara, and
Mr. Crocker with pained looks on their faces
"Word to the wise. Don't wipe with cactus." Mr. Crocker said.
/
In the same gas station from before, the top Eliminator and
the two Eliminators with Pink shirts were sitting at along
table.
A waitress walked up to the table and put a glass of water on
the table. "What'll it be, fellas?" She asked.

"Do you have any uranium?" The Top Eliminator asked.

The waitress narrowed her eyes. "Uh, no."
The Top Eliminator stood up and took his glasses off. He
was starting to get mad.
"We'll have the Chicken Fingers." One of the Eliminators
in a pink shirt said.
The waitress scribbled something on a notepad. "That's
fine."
The Top Eliminator looked at the other two Eliminators. "You
guys look stupid." He said.
"That's because you're stupid." Another Eliminator said
back.
The same Eliminator tried to take a sip of his water, and
ended up sucking in part of the wall and ceiling of the
restaurant.
"Next time, use a straw, will ya?" The Top Eliminator
commented.
Then, the TV that was now hanging by a wire turned on.
"Hello, this is Chetu Betcha on the Convenient News
Network." The news reporter explained. "The quarter
theives/statue smashers are on the loose, and were last
seen heading towards Las Vegas. But just like all the stars
disappearing from the sky, the government assures us we
have nothing to worry about."
"Let's go to Vegas." The Top Eliminator said.
The Eliminators flew off.

The waitress came back with the Chicken Fingers. She was
shocked at what happened to the restaurant.
One of the Eliminators came back for the Chicken Fingers.
"Do you have any ranch dressing?" He asked.
The waitress ran off screaming. The Eliminator flew off
again.
/
Violet was dropped off in front of her house in Barstow,
Nevada. Her house was two stories, but it looked really small
on the outside.
She walked up to the door, and knocked. The door was
opened a slight bit, so it slowly creaked open. She stepped
inside and closed the door behind her.
The house looked very run-down. Some of the flowery
wallpaper was torn. The house smelled like it had never
been cleaned. Even a chair was on its side.
The kitchen was a disaster. There was a half-eaten slice of
pizza, with ants all over it, and a pizza box with five slices left
in it. It almost looked like the person that lived then suddenly
had to rush out and leave everything behind.
The living room was not as bad. The coffee table was still
standing, the couch had holes in it, and the TV looked to be
almost intact.
The stairs to the second floor were really creaky. On one of
the steps, Violet swore she felt a wooden step almost give
out.
The upstairs hallway looked to be even worse. The purple

carpet was torn everywhere, and the ceiling had many

cracks in it. The wallpaper was completely torn.
She looked around, and found three doors. She walked to
the closest one. The door was tall and white. And above,
there was a small sign. Her name was on it, written in
beautiful cursive.
Violet realized this was her room. She tried to open the door
to her room, and it was a success. She looked into her room.
Empty.
Her room was completely empty. She could see the outlines
on the floors and walls of the room of what used to be in
here, but they looked heavily distorted. She walked over to
her closet. It was locked.
Giving up, she went to another room. The small sign was
unintelligible. The sign looked like it had red marks on it.
When she tried to open it, it was locked.
Using her ice powers, she made an ice hammer to break
through the door. She was about to swing, when...
...There was a large creak at the front door. Violet paused.
Had a random person really been stupid enough to try to
break in here, or was it Timmy coming to save her?
She stayed silent after the creaking. There was no noise
after the initial creaking. "Maybe it was just the wind..." She
thought.
Her thoughts were proven wrong when she heard the door
quickly move until it hit the wall, causing a loud noise. No
wind could've done that.

Still holding the ice hammer, she cautiously made her way
through the hallway. Soon, she got to the steps. It wasn't
until now that the horrid smell was starting to get to her.
She looked downstairs to she if she could see her intruder. It
was empty. At least it was for a few seconds.
Then, the temperature suddenly felt as if it dropped at least
10 degrees. There was a chilling voice that seemed to be in
her ear.
"You went out of your story..."
Before she could turn around, her ice hammer had suddenly
melted, and she felt a great force on her back. She lost her
balance, and was heading directly for the stairs.
Violet now noticed that there were nails poking out of the
stairs. Oh how she wished she noticed that earlier.
She cried out as a nail scraped across her skin, leaving a
cut. Her ankle fell the wrong way and now it was sprained.
And to make matters worse she hit her head against one of
the steps,
She finally made it down, but she kept rolling on the floor
and hit her head against the door, which somehow had been
closed.
After a few moments, she managed to look up. However, the
figure was gone.
After the pain was starting to subside a little bit, she tried to
sit up, only to fall back down as pain shot through her ankle.
Then, she noticed something under a table that was next to
the door. She reached for it, and grabbed it. It was a note.

She looked at it and read it in her head.

"Dear Violet,
I have been waiting for two years for you to come back.
Since the day you've disappeared, I've been looking for you.
However, things are looking to be a bit bleak. I've been
going out with this girl that I've run into recently. As for your
Mother, well, I can't say I'm really sure of what happened to
she. She just disappeared about after two months of
searching. Things have gone horribly wrong, which has left
me no choice but to run. If you ever read this, please heed
my following instructions:
My room should be locked. It can only be opened with an old
key. I need to get them off of my trail, so I am hiding the key
in..."
As the letter went on, the writing looked messier and
messier, and there was just a point where it became
unintelligible.
And at that, Violet passed out, the note in her open palm.
/
Above Violet's house, Dimentio appeared. "So, it appears
that the Violet-Ice Girl and the King Of Koopa's Son has
gone out of their own story, and jumped right into this one.
No matter. I can change my plans accordingly."
Dimentio then disappeared.
/
Mario and the group were now further in Merlee's Mansion.
At one point, Mario saw a question block that he decided to

jump up and hit. There was only one coin in it, but a red vase
fell from it and broke in half.
"NYAAAAH!" A voice suddenly said.
The voice was revealed to be Mimi, who came rushing
towards them. "You broke it! You broke my most favoritest
vase! DOOFUSES! I loved that vase more than ANYTHING!
And you BROKE it! NYAAAAAARGH! Oh, you'll pay for that!
Yes, you will... I'll have you know that that vase cost
1,000,000 Rubees... So hand over that money! Now! Or
you're DONE FOR!"
"I'm sorry, but I don't carry that currency. Are they anything
like coins?" Mario asked.
"Coins?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants!" Mimi
shrieked. "I SPIT on your coins! ...So what are you saying?
Are you telling me you don't have any Rubees at all?!"
"That's what we just said..." Peach commented.
"Well, guess what? You're just going to have to work it off,
then! Until you work off your debt, you naughty little things, I
OWN YOU!"
Mario, Peach, and Tippi were shocked at this.
"ENJOY LABOR!" Mimi screamed as loud as she possibly
could. Then she started talking in her normal voice. "Yes, so,
you can earn Rubees in the generator room on the top floor.
Once you earn 1,000,000 Rubees, you come pay it off in the
room at the back. You can also check the balance of your
debt there. So! Get to work, servants!" Mimi then went off
into another room.
"And now we have a 1,000,000 Rubee debt for this lady

that's out of control. Just great." Mario groaned.

"This is going to be a long day..." Tippi commented.
And the work turned out to be excruciating. The constant
jumping up and hitting a block was wearing down their
stamina, and not to mention the controlled electricity doing
laps across the floor.
After several minutes of doing that, they went into the lounge
room, if they could even call it that. Another slave there gave
them a password to another room, which could help them
make Rubees faster. They had to pay the slave 100 Rubees,
though.
When they got the password to the other room, (5963) the
work turned out to be even worse. They had to keep
constantly running on a treadmill, but they were getting work
done faster since they were both on one treadmill. They
were able to run for several minutes before having to stop
and go back into the lounge room.
"Maybe we should try to look around. There might be
something that could help us." Peach suggested.
"That might be a good idea." Mario agreed.
And it was a good idea. They found another Pixl in the
Mansion, whose name was Slim. He could make them
invisible so no one could see them. Of course, they had to
be still to be fully invisible.
There was another slave that they had to pay 10,000
Rubees (they barely had enough) so that he could tell them
a password to a safe that was on the third floor. (41262816)
The safe was guarded by lasers moving back and forth, but

due to Slim, they were able to bypass those. They unlocked

the safe and found...
...1,000,000 Rubees in there. They rushed back downstairs
and went to pay it off.
As soon as they entered the room, Mimi said: "Oh, hi there!
Big welcome! So happy to have you here at Rubee Savings
and Loan!"
They went up to the counter and paid off the Rubees. Mimi
was shocked when she found out the total. "WHAAAAT?!
How did you earn enough Rubees to pay it off?! That's not
supposed to happen! Noooo... You've broken my wonderful
curse!"
Then Mimi started floating mysteriously. "NYAAAH! I'LL GET
YOU!" Then, Mimi seemed to explode.
"I'm sure Merlee would not condone any of what Mimi was
doing here!" Peach stated.
Then, the group went to the basement of the mansion.

Chapter 10: Solving The Riddle

/
Timmy and Bowser Jr had just passed a sign that read
'Welcome to Barstow'.
"How much farther is it?" Bowser Jr asked.
"Well, according to this," Timmy answered. "Cosmo and
Wanda are right in front of me, but I don't see-" As he said
that, he crashed into Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, who were
still gum and were floating by.
Everyone started screaming and the car spun out of control.
The car soon stopped a little bit off of the road. Timmy

opened the top of the car and peeled Cosmo, Wanda, and
Poof off.
"I missed you guys so much!" Timmy paused. "Wait, you're
gumballs?" And then he saw Poof teething on his arm. "And
Poof's still teething?" He shook Poof off of his arm.
"Jorgen said he had to protect you." Timmy said as he
caught Poof. "But this is what he came up with? Gum?"
"Protect us? From what?" Wanda asked.
Timmy hopped off of the vehicle. "I'm not sure if this is going
to make any sense, but the Darkness is back."
"The Darkness is back?!" Cosmo and Wanda repeated.
Cosmo popped, and he and Wanda landed into Timmy's
open palm.
"And you've gotta help me." Timmy continued. "I have to get
Bowser Jr, this turtle-koopa thing back home, to the Koopa
Kingdom, and find this girl Violet, who lives in the Mushroom
Kingdom. And you've gotta help me find an ancient white
wand, because I'm the Chosen One!"
Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof started laughing.
"Ok, this Mushroom Kingdom and the Darkness I can buy,
but you as the Chosen One?" Wanda said.
"Hey!" Timmy snapped back. "So far, I've been an awesome
Chosen One!"
"And I suppose you want us to believe that the Eliminators
are chasing you too?" Cosmo guessed.
"Yes!" Timmy yelled. "But they can't find me as long as you

don't yell my name!"

"You mean TIMMY TURNER!" Cosmo yelled.
Bowser Jr mentally facepalmed.
The two Eliminators with pink shirts and the Lead Eliminator
appeared above them. Timmy looked above him. "Should've
seen that coming."
The Eliminators landed and started shooting at them. Timmy
and Bowser Jr ran for cover behind the vehicle.
"I can't believe it's all going to end while we hide behind this
spy car full of cool weapons and gadgets!" Timmy yelled,
then he realized something. "Wait a minute."
He pulled out the car keys and pressed the 'Destroy' button.
The spy car turned into a high-tech cannon. "Yep. That'll
work." Timmy commented.
A liquid substance shot out of the cannon, trapping the
Eliminators.
"Awesome!" Timmy said. "Now to get you guys back to your
normal forms." He said to Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof.
He popped them in his mouth and then blew them out one at
a time. He then pulled on them, and they looked like they
usually do, but they were still gum. "Back to normal, sorta."
Timmy said.
"I hate being gum. What happens if we break wind?" Cosmo
asked.
Then, Poof farted, and a bubble appeared at his backside.
"Cool! I like being gum!" Cosmo yelled, waving his arms up

and down.
"Do not pop that bubble." Wanda said with a deadpan voice.
Timmy pressed a button on the car keys, and the cannon
turned into a motorcycle. Timmy and Bowser Jr hopped onto
it.
"Ok, let's go find that wand!" Timmy exclaimed. The
motorcycle drove off without them.
"You stink at riding motorcycles." Bowser Jr commented.
Then, MERF agents in jets surrounded them. "Freeze,
quarter stealing, statue smashing spy car theives!" The lightskinned employee yelled.
"And now you've got bigger problems." Cosmo stated.
They heard aloud shrieking, and the Darkness was above
them.
"And even bigger problems!" Timmy continued.
Then Cosmo farted, and a bubble appeared at his backside.
"Don't pop that either." Wanda said.
/
Violet eventually came to, after hearing a loud shrieking
noise. She wasn't feeling as much pain, so she stood up.
Her head still hurt, and that shrieking outside didn't help.
Then she remembered Timmy. She had to find him, and tell
him what had happened.
She walked out the door and saw what was above her. 'This
must be this Darkness Timmy was talking about.' She

thought.
Then, she started walking, to find Timmy.
/
The MERF agents were now out of their jets. "Timmy Turner
and Bowser Jr, you are under arrest by order of MERF." The
light-skinned employee said.
"Not to be confused with MARF." The dark-skinned
employee continued. "Which we have tickets to tonight!"
"By the way, cool animal balloon thingies." The light-skinned
employee said, poking Cosmo.
"Do you guys not see that giant swirling portal of death?"
Timmy yelled, pointing to the Darkness. "Don't you want to
do something to stop it? Call the general! Call the president!"
"Can't, they're all going to MARF." The dark-skinned
employee answered. "It's gonna be awesome!"
The light-skinned employee pulled out a poster. "We're going
to rock out to Crosby, Stills, and Ashes, Neil Not Young,
Backman-Turner Over-The-Hill,"
"And the MARFiest band in the world, KISS!" The darkskinned employee continued, pointing to a billboard showing
KISS, with one of the band members holding a White Guitar.
Timmy looked at the billboard, and then something clicked in
his head. 'Find the White Wand...' Jorgen's voice echoed in
his head. 'It is hidden in a rock and sealed with a kiss...'
"The White Wand is a guitar at the MARF festival starring
KISS!" Timmy exclaimed.

"Nice work, Timmy!" Wanda cheered. "We gotta get that

guitar so we can stop the Darkness!"
"You're not going anywhere." The dark-skinned employee
said, as he changed the setting on his freeze-blaster to
freeze. The other employees did the same.
"Any last words before you're freeze blasted and dissected?"
The light-skinned employee asked.
"Yes." Timmy answered. "Wanda, get ready to pop the
bubbles!"
As the MERF agents shot the ice rays, Timmy and Wanda
pulled out two needles, and popped the bubbles. Timmy and
Bowser Jr held onto Cosmo as he flew up in the air, and
Wanda held onto Poof as he flew in the air.
The MERF agents couldn't react quickly enough and they
ended up shooting themselves with the freeze-blaster. Our
heroes floated down near one of the frozen MERF agents,
and Timmy took a freeze blaster. "Like I said before, don't
mess with the Chosen One."
"Or Captain Bubble Pants!" Cosmo exclaimed, as they flew
into one of the MERF jets.
"That farting thing is really gross." Bowser Jr commented.
"Now it's time to find Violet and get this hunk of MERF to
MARF!" Timmy proclaimed. "Speaking of Violet, where is
she, anyway?"
"Well, earlier, I saw a girl enter a really run-down house, all I
could see was a purple hat..." Cosmo looked at a napkin on
the floor. "I wonder what this thing does." Then he repeatedly
hit it against the side of his face. "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."

"Well, come on, let's get to Violet!" Timmy said as they flew
off. The flame from the back of the jet caused the Eliminators
to get free, and they flew off.
/
Mario and the gang had just gotten down to the basement of
the Mansion, or also known as 2-4.
"The Pure Heart is near..." Tippi said. "I feel its tremors so
much more strongly down here..."
"Well, let's hope we find it quickly." Peach stated.
"I agree." Mario agreed.
Then, a voice rang out. "Ah! Hooray! Whoopee! Thanks for
coming to look for me!" A hologram soon appeared, it
appeared it be Merlee. "Beautiful, mysterious Merlee!
Mistress of the house, it's me! So glad it's you I see! So long
I've waited for you. Your arrival is well past due. But we can't
meet like this, oh no, for something's amiss. An evil one is
after me, and safe and sound I cannot be."
"In the basement I do dwell," She continued. "Mazelike
rooms are my cell, you will find me, I can tell... And...if you
do, take care... For...your eyes...may err... Trust
nothing...foul...or fair..." The hologram started to get staticy.
"No... I cannot last... My power...is...fading...fast... The
distance...is...too...vast... Are...you...ready to find me?
Beware... if you do, I plea..." The hologram vanished
completely.
"I say we hurry up and get that Pure Heart." Mario said.
They started to explore, and it was indeed a maze, like
Merlee said. They eventually got up to a room completely

different from the others. They made it to the top of the room
and Merlee was there, waiting for them.
"Mysterious and so lovely, mistress of the house you see...
it's me, Merlee! I shine on, such is my lot, a sun to those fate
to me brought... And I knew that soon I'd see you buzz on by,
little bees. Hee hee hee hee!"
Mario and the group walked closer to Merlee. "Hello, Merlee,
we've come to claim the Pure Heart." Peach stated.
"Oh, yes, of course, I know!" Merlee said. "The Pure Heart
for Mario! ...And co.! For you, yes, I'll gladly part with that
purest Pure Heart. Mmm, but there is a wee fee: yes, yes,
10,000,000 Rubees! Quite a bargain, you agree?"
Mario and the group were too stunned by the sheer cost to
say anything.
Merlee held out a piece of paper. "So, folks, if you'd be
dears, sign this dotted line here, and it's yours, free and
clear!"
"We don't have 10,000,000 Rubees, in fact we don't have
any Rubees at all." Mario said.
"If you lack the Rubees now, a smallish loan I could allow.
You could work it off somehow." Merlee responded. "Just
sign here, my dear..."
"I guess we have no choice..." Tippi said.
"No, we do have a choice. I'm not working my butt off again."
Mario firmly responded.
"...OK, here's what we'll do. Have I got a deal for you!"
Merlee said, a bit annoyed. "Sign up for a loan, and boom! A

free gift! Away with gloom! A Super Mega Ultra Shroom! Just
sign here, my dear..."
"No. We just want the Pure Heart." Peach responded.
"Ugh, fine, you bargain hard, I'll also throw in Breadward, a
Pixl made of oats and lard." Merlee responded, a bit more
annoyed. "Isn't that so nice of me? I'm the best, don't you
see? Here, dear, sign and cheer..."
"No." Mario responded.
"NYAAAAH!" Merlee suddenly screamed, except in a voice
that wasn't Merlee. "Idiots, the lot of you! Turning down such
a coup! None of you have a clue! Here it is: your last shot!
Sign right now, on the dot!"
"I have a feeling you aren't really Merlee..." Tippi said.
Then, the Merlee hologram appeared above them. "Good
choice, for my sake... This Merlee's a total fake..." The
Merlee hologram explained. "Listen not! She is a snake!"
"Mimimimimimimimimimi..." The fake Merlee softly said. "No
point in trying to fool anyone now..."
The fake Merlee transformed into Mimi. "Gee, lookee here!
The girl you thought was a handmaid or a Merlee imposter...
She's actually the faithful servant of Count Bleck, master
impersonator Mimi! Golly, I was hoping we could settle this
peacefully, but... TOO BAD! Oh, you want to make things
ugly, huh? Well, that's super. Let's get ugly. TRUE MIMI,
COME FORTH!"
Then, Mimi turned into a horrifying, freakishly large spider.
She had no eyes, only a mouth, and she stood on 8 legs.

"Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi..." She said.

"YUCK!" Mario, Peach, and Tippi said at the same time.
The Merlee hologram appeared again. "Please, my friends,
beware. A barrier protects her there. In fact, it's everywhere. I
think attacks may well be useless against such as she."
"Attacks won't work?" Tippi responded. "Ugh... What shall we
do?"
"MIMIMIMIMI!" Mimi screeched.
"I must suggest you flee." Merlee warned. "Come and find
the real me, I am hiding, look and see! If you can, my magic
may weaken her and win the day! Hurry, hurry, don't delay!"
The Merlee hologram disappeared.
The group ended up having to go through another maze,
with Mimi chasing after them.
They eventually made their way to a woman's bathroom.
When they opened one of the stalls, Merlee's voice rang out.
"Hee hee hee hee hee!"
Merlee came out of the stall. "Hee hee hee! Found me! The
real Merlee! I shine on, such is my lot, a sun to those fate to
me brought..."
"Why would you be in a place like this?" Peach asked.
"I'm afraid that Mimi freak was too robust, and I too weak..."
Merlee explained. "The Pure Heart I quickly took and hid
where she would never look... But now you're here; hooray!
This bad tide will turn today! Soon, that awful Mimi pays...
You and I can join up to teach that tiny, bratty pup a lesson:
now let's power up!"

"That sounds like a good idea." Mario agreed.

Before they could do anything, they heard Mimi's voice.
"Ooh, I don't think so..." Mimi suddenly appeared in the
room. There was a flash of light, and now Mimi was gone
and there were two Merlees.
"Stop pretending to be me!" Merlee #1 yelled. "Everyone
knows you are Mimi! Come on, friends! Attack! We can drive
her back!"
"What is this you talk about?" Merlee #2 questioned. "You're
the faker! And a lout! Don't be fooled by her act! Get her
now! Now! Attack!"
"It's me! The real Merlee!" Merlee #1 screamed.
"No, it's me! The true Merlee!" Merlee #2 screamed.
They started arguing, and then it turned into a brawl. They
soon got tired and stopped.
"This is going nowhere, see..." Merlee #1 spoke. "Let's let
them pick a Merlee and settle it; do you agree?"
"Sounds like a good thought." Merlee #2 answered. "'Cause
I'm the real me (hot) and you really aren't (not).
"Hee hee hee... Oh, how much do you amuse! You're a fake!
You will lose!"
"Hee hee hee... You're fake, you stupid fake! We al know
you're the snake!"
"IT'S ON, CON!" They both yelled
The bathroom area turned into a game show. Mario and
Peach had to ask the Merlees 10 questions, and then decide

who was the real Merlee.

They ended up guessing right, and they had to fight spiderMimi. Merlee gave them the Power to be able to defeat Mimi,
and then Mimi disappeared.
After Mimi was defeated, Merlee walked up to them.
"Fine job on that Mimi, yes! The Pure Heart's safe, evil's
repressed." She said. "You know, the tenants here guarded it
for 1,500 years, waiting for you to draw near! Finally, that
duty's done, and I'm ecstatic, for one. But wait, ere we finish
up, I must tell you something, yup. So, the Light
Prognosticus was read by you, yes?"
"Yes." Mario responded.
"It was written there that I and my ancestors waited by the
Pure Heart, staying spry..." Merlee explained. "But
something wasn't written there, and of it you must be aware.
There is another prophecy: a heart of chaos can only be
beaten by five of mystery... Five heroes unite, their hope
burns forth light to shatter the walls of blight. That is how
despair, it dies, such is what we prophesize here in the home
of the wise."
"Five heroes..." Tippi pondered.
"I am sure the pair of you, Mario and Peach, you too, are the
first of heroes true." Merlee continued. So, then, it falls to
you, to find the other heroes three. I would guess, if I had to,
the others might be known to you. Now, finally, let me be! I
hereby do my sworn duty! There! From me it parts! Here,
heroes! A Pure Heart!"

Merlee gave Mario and Peach the third Pure Heart. Now that
they had the third Pure Heart, they were going to be going
back to Flipside to put the Pure Heart in the next Heart Pillar.

Chapter 11: The Fire Wand

/
Timmy and the group had found Violet near her house, and
they continued to fly to Las Vegas. Eventually, they got to
Las Vegas, and they crashed into a sign near the 'Rock Hard
Arena'.
"What happens in Vegas," Cosmo said. "Well, you know the
rest."
"Come on!" Timmy said. He Bowser Jr, and Violet all jumped
down to the ground. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof slowly floated
down. "We're coming, guys!" Cosmo and Wanda yelled.

Timmy, Bowser Jr, and Violet ran up to the entrance, which

was blocked by an employee.
"Look pal, we have to get into this festival." Timmy
explained. "It's a long story, but, I'm the Chosen One."
The employee sighed. "No one gets in without a ticket or
backstage pass." Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof were at ground
level now.
Bowser Jr got in his Klown Kar. "Oh really? Here's our
backstage pass!" He shot a huge cannon out of it, and made
a huge hole in the wall. This frightened the employee.
"Uh, enjoy the show." The employee said fearfully.
Bowser Jr put the Klown Kar away.
"Dude, where do you keep that thing?" Timmy asked.
"Just don't ask." Bowser Jr answered.
The group went into the festival. The crowd was filled with
middle-aged men and woman.
"Give it up for KISS!" A man on the stage yelled.
There was a lot of smoke, and the band KISS appeared on
stage, playing their instruments.
"Are you too old to rock and roll?" Paul and Gene, two of this
KISS band members shouted.
"No!" They crowd cheered. Then they all felt pain in their
backs. "Ow! Our backs!"
"There's the White Wand!" Timmy yelled, pointing at
Tommy's guitar.

"But how are you going to get onto the stage to get it?" Violet
asked.
Timmy looked around and saw a stand that had
'MERFandise'. "Bingo."
They managed to steal one of the climbing harnesses and
hooks while no one was looking. They ran up to a walkway
that was high above the stage.
"Two of you grab the other end of the line and lower me
down." Timmy explained. "I'll snag the wand then you pull
me back up." Timmy attached the hook to his belt, and then
jumped down. Bowser Jr held the rope, but the weight was
too much for him and he fell too. They landed on top of
Tommy.
"I thought you were helping him hold the line!" Wanda yelled
to Cosmo.
"What line?" Cosmo asked.
"All right!" Gene shouted. "Let's hear a guitar solo!"
There was a spotlight on where Tommy was supposed to be,
but instead, the crowd saw Timmy holding the guitar on top
of Tommy, who was on the floor, and Bowser Jr, was on the
floor rubbing his head from the impact.
"Who the heck is that?" Paul asked.
"Would you believe I'm the Chosen One?" Timmy asked.
All four of the band members were standing up next to each
other now. "The Chosen One?"
Gene's guitar turned into a rocket launcher, Paul's guitar

turned into a battle-ax, and Eric's drums turned into a small

tank. They pointed the weapons at Timmy.
"So, you don't believe?" Timmy asked.
"We are the Galactic Guardians of the White Wand." Gene
explained.
"I thought you were KISS?" Bowser Jr asked.
"That's our day job." Paul said. "We've been protecting the
White Wand for centuries."
"Centuries?" Timmy repeated. "Wow, you guys look older
than you look. "
"Why do you think we wear the makeup?" Paul asked.
"And we knew that someday," Gene explained. "Either an
agent of the Darkness, or a Chosen Savior would come to
claim it."
"If you're the Chosen One, you must prove it." Paul said.
After he said that, the ground started to rumble. "And you
might want to hurry." He added.
The Darkness was right above the arena, and the three
Eliminators were closing the distance. The roof of the arena
was slowly crumbling, with pieces of it falling to the floor.
"Ok, ok, how do I prove it?" Timmy asked
"Bequeath to us the Chosen hartness, and this ax is yours to
light the Darkness." Gene said.
"What the heck does that mean?" Timmy asked.
"We were hoping you knew." Paul answered.

Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Violet had gotten down to where

Timmy was.
"Timmy, they can't give you the wand until you recite the
Chosen One Creed, or say some ancient code or
something." Wanda said.
"But I don't know any ancient code!" Timmy yelled. "All I
know is I was erased from everyone memories. Barley
escaped being destroyed by the Eliminators, found Bowser
Jr and Violet, figured out an impossible KISS riddle, got
chased by MERF to get to MARF, only to have you tell me I
need to have a secret code which I don't have because I'm
plain ol' TIMMY TURNER!"
Everyone in the crowd gasped.
"I said my name out loud didn't I?" Timmy asked.
"Yeah, and it kinda echoed a bit." Paul responded.
The Eliminators crashed through the roof of the building and
landed near the entrance. Their eyes were focused on
Timmy. "Eliminate the Chosen One." The Lead Eliminator's
hands turned into laser blaster, and shot lasers at Timmy.
The heroes screamed and jumped to opposite sides of the
stage.
"Ok, we believe you, the White Wand is yours." Gene said.
"Awesome!" Timmy replied. "Now what do I do with it?"
"You're kidding, right?" Paul asked.
"Show's over, Chosen One." The Lead Eliminator said as
the Eliminators made their way to the stage.

"The show is never over." Gene stated. "Time to Rock N

Roll!"
The KISS Band prepared their weapons, while Bowser Jr got
out his Klown Kar, while Violet used her powers to make an
icy sword.
They managed to destroy two Eliminators before the Lead
Eliminator pulled out a weapon that looked like a teething
ring and shot a laser at all the weapons, making them
disappear.
"Hey, that Klown Kar was custom-made by my dad!" Bowser
Jr yelled.
"Ok, all our weapons are bye-bye." Paul stated.
"Not every weapon." Timmy stated. "Poof, look, a teething
ring!"
Poof went bonkers and went straight for the Eliminator's
weapon, and started chewing on it. The Eliminator tried to
shake him off, only for the weapon to become detached from
his arm.
"And now it's time for you to be eliminated!" Gene shouted.
He took a deep breath, and then blew out a large amount of
fire, melting the Eliminator.
"I thought only Bowser and his family could do that." Violet
commented.
"That's what I call bad breath!" Cosmo commented.
Out of the watery mess, about 20 Eliminators appeared,
including the lead one. Their hands were laser blasters and
they shot them at the group.

The group hid behind a large speaker as lasers were fired at

them.
"You're not very good guardians!" Timmy said.
"Well you're not the greatest Chosen One either, bub." Paul
said back.
Suddenly, the speaker was destroyed by the lasers.
"Well we've gotta do something!" Timmy shouted. "It's not
like anybody's gonna fall from the sky and help us!"
But that's what did happen. All of a sudden, Mario, Peach,
and Tippi fell onto the stage.
"What hit me..." Mario said, getting up. Then he noticed he
wasn't in Flipside, but in this unknown place to him. "Where
are we..."
Peach got up also. "What happened..."
"Mario! Peach!"
They spun around and saw it was Violet who said that. There
were men with a lot of make-up next to her, and there was
also a boy with weird floating things and, Bowser Jr? What
he didn't notice is the Eliminators facing him, Peach, and
Tippi.
"Where are we?" Tippi asked.
"No time to explain!" Violet yelled.
That's when they noticed the Eliminators. "What are they?"
Mario asked.
"Eliminators!" Violet answered.

Then, the Eliminators started shooting at Mario, Peach, and

Tippi. Somehow, with Violet's help, they were able to defeat
all of the Eliminators.
"You did it!" Timmy said.
"It was nothing, really." Peach responded.
Then, the roof of the arena gave out, flying into the nowseeable Darkness.
"Is that the Void?" Mario asked.
"No! It's the Darkness!" Bowser Jr answered.
"The Darkness?" Peach responded.
"There's no time for any explanations right now!" Wanda
yelled.
Paul walked up to Timmy, who was still holding the guitar.
"Light the Darkness, Timmy, you're the Chosen One! This is
what you were chosen for!"
"But I don't know how to play guitar!" Timmy responded.
"Timmy, don't play it. Feel it." Gene said.
Timmy looked at his Fairies, and then at Mario, Peach,
Violet, Tippi, and Bowser Jr, and then looked at the KISS
band, who gave him a thumbs up.
As Timmy started to play the guitar, his hands started to
glow. His mouth started to form into a smile. "I, I feel it!" He
yelled.
Everyone, including the people in the crowd, started to cheer
for him.

Timmy continued to play the guitar. His body glowed, and

blue fire spewed out of the guitar into the Darkness. The
Darkness screamed in agony.
"Keep, rocking, Chosen One!" Cosmo and Wanda said at the
same time.
Timmy spun around several times, and more blue fire
spewed out of the guitar and into the Darkness. The
Darkness screamed in agony once again.
Then Timmy started to lick the guitar.
"That seems a bit too far." peach commented.
"No it's not!" Paul responded.
"Dude, that's a long tongue." Gene commented.
A final shot of blue fire burst from the guitar, into the
Darkness. The Darkness screamed in more agony than
before. The Darkness turned white as bright light shone from
it.
"It's working!" Wanda cheered.
"That worked?" Mario questioned.
All of the Eliminators were sucked into the Darkness. The
Darkness quickly moved away from the Solar System,
spitting out all of the planets and Fairy World.
/
Jorgen fell and landed on one of the roads in Fairy World.
"They did it!" Jorgen shouted. "And man was it dark in there."
He added.

/
Nobody moved. The entire area was frozen.
"Awesome light show." Somebody from the crowd said. At
that the entire crowd started cheering.
"Is it over?" Cosmo asked.
The clouds in the sky parted to reveal tons of stars shining
brightly in the sky.
"Now it's over." Timmy answered, then played a few notes on
the guitar.
"Wait, so you guys are actually Fairy warriors?" Bowser Jr
asked.
"We prefer the term, Magical Order Of Rocking Fairies!"
Gene answered.
"You mean MORF?" Cosmo said. "Not to be confused with
MERF."
Just then, the MARF machine burst the wall of the arena,
and then stopped. Terrance, Tamara, and Mr. Crocker got
out of the vehicle.
"Yes!" Terrance shouted. "We finally made it to MARF!"
"But we missed the show." Tamara replied.
"And it looks like they really blew the lid of the place too,
man." Mr. Crocker said.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Terrance screamed. "Where are the
bathrooms?" Him, Tamara, and Mr. Crocker ran to the
restrooms.

"We should like, party." Gene and Paul said at the same
time.
/
Later in Fairy world, all of the Fairies were back to normal,
and they were having a huge party. KISS was playing a Rock
song, and there was a large banner that had on it, "Thank
You Chosen One!"
Everyone was enjoying the party. Timmy, his fairies, Jorgen,
Mario, Peach, Tippi, Violet, and Bowser Jr were on a ledge
high above the crowd.
"Wow, that is complicated." Wanda said, after Mario
explained where he was from and what had happened.
"I can't believe you managed to do that." Peach said to
Timmy.
"Yeah, and since they missed MARF, I got Mom, Dad,
Crocker, and MERF the best seats in the house." Timmy
responded.
"How did you get Jorgen to let you do that?" Wanda asked.
"Because he's the Chosen One, and I owe him one." Jorgen
responded. "But, I'm erasing their memories of Fairy World
when the show is over."
Mario looked slightly upset about something. 'I hope Luigi's
OK, please, Luigi... be safe...'
Then, there was a flash of lightning, and a person appeared
onstage.
"At last!" The person said. "I, Turbo Thunder, the Chosen

One, have completed my training, and have arrived to obtain

the White Wand, and to light the Darkness." He looked up
and saw Timmy holding the guitar.
"And, there it is!" Turbo yelled. "From titanium teeth and pits
of wonder, sing White Wand with Turbo Thunder!" He used
telekinesis to bring the guitar to him.
"Stand down, evil space hole of destruction!" Turbo yelled,
about to play the guitar. Then he looked up into the sky.
"Where's the big scary space hole? There's supposed to be
a big scary space hole! Am I late?" He asked.
Then, Timmy got mad at Jorgen. "Are you telling me he's the
Chosen One? This whole time? It wasn't me!"
"What? You and Bowser Jr saw the cave drawing too!"
Jorgen responded. "Pink hat, buck teeth, TT, I'm not perfect,
OK."
"It doesn't matter, Timmy." Wanda said. "You'll always be our
Chosen One."
Then, Gene played a really high note on his guitar, causing
Turbo Thunder to go crashing into one of the speakers.
/
A couple hours later, the party was over.
"It's great to know everything is fine in the universe." Timmy
commented.
"In your universe, at least." Bowser Jr responded.
"But how will you get back to Flipside to continue your quest
to get the Pure Hearts?" Wanda asked.

"Silly Wanda." Cosmo said. "They obviously have a return

pipe that'll get them back to Flipside from anywhere in the
universe!"
"We never told you about that..." Tippi commented.
"Ah well." Cosmo responded. Then he noticed a piece of
string on his and grabbed it. "Oooh, a piece of string! I'm
gonna name you Bolbi!" He held the string in his open palm,
and a gust of wind blew it away. "Wait, Bolbi, come back!
BOLBI!" Then Cosmo started crying.
Wanda groaned. "Cosmo it's just a piece of string!"
Cosmo stopped crying. "What string?" He asked.
Wanda groaned again.
"Well, I guess it's time to say goodbye." Timmy said to the
Mario crew.
"Let's hope the next time we meet isn't in these kinds of
circumstances again." Mario chuckled.
Everyone else said their goodbyes, and Mario, Peach, Violet,
Tippi and Bowser Jr got near each other, and then Mario
used the return pipe, transporting them back to Flipside.
After that, the stars that made up the Big Dipper
disappeared.
/
"You're late. Did something happen?"
"Yes, my father caught me. Sneaking out of the castle wasn't
easy after that."

"I was worried you wouldn't come..."

"You are a strange girl... You know what I am and yet you do
not seem afraid."
"I don't care what you are. I just wanted to see you. Is
that...is that so wrong?"
"No. No, of course not. I wanted to see you too..."
"Blumiere... Do you mind if I sit next to you?"
"Please do, Timpani. Let's return to our conversation. I must
know more of you..."

Chapter 12: Mysterious Man In Green

/
In Count Bleck's Castle, him and some of his minions were
having a meeting.
"...Yeah, so I just got a brief memo from Mimi?" Nastasia
said. "It says. "I messed up bad!" ...That's the message in its
entirety. Yeah..."
"Bleh heh heh..." Count Bleck mused. "She failed to best
him, even with my gift of power? A Light Prognosticus hero...
Descendants of the ancient tribe... Their strength grows."
"COUNT BLECK!" O'Chunks suddenly yelled. "I beg yeh,
gimme the honor o' whalin' on this pack o' nambly-pamblies!
I swear on me whiskers that I'll spank 'em like naughty little
Cherbils, I will!"

"Oh, so, O'Chunks, yeah, you think you're all set to go?"
Nastasia asked. "So I guessed you finished up that report on
your own inadequacy that I needed?"
"Eah... Y'see... I...just got a wee bit left. I'm workin' on me
conclusion." O'Chunks stuttered. "Yeh gotta gimme a break!
Me writin' takes time, lass! An' 1,000 pages be a lot!"
"O'Chunks, calm yourself." Count Bleck said. "Take a minion
time-out. Count Bleck will send... Dimentio! Come to me...
Count Bleck!"
Dimentio suddenly appeared in front of him. "And so I arrive,
like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarten picnic!" He said.
"Bleh heh heh... You'd like some playtime, I imagine,
Dimentio?" Count Bleck asked. "So you shall have it, but do
not disappoint Count Bleck. Dispatch this hero."
"Your wish is my command." Dimentio responded. "Besides,
this fools sounds like an amusing challenge. Now if there is
nothing else, I'll just be on my way. Ciao, my count."
Dimentio then disappeared.
"Yeah, so, O'Chunks? Can you fill me in on why you're still
not writing that report?" Nastasia asked.
"A report?! What are yeh... Oh... Yeah. A'right, I'm goin', yeh
great beard-tweaker!" O'Chunks said. O'Chunks then left.
"Count, let me bring you up to speed on the current state of
the castle..." Nastasia said. "I still have to root out a few
unconverted rouges, but I'll report back soon..." Nastasia
then left.
"Heroes... Trying to save these pathetic old worlds. Bleck,
says Count Bleck!" Count Bleck muttered. "Bleh heh heh...

Their efforts are in vain. No one can stop Count Bleck!"

Count Bleck then disappeared.
/
Mario, Peach, Violet, Tippi, and Bowser Jr all came out
through the return pipe.
"I didn't expect you to come through the return pipe!" Merlon
yelled, slightly surprised. "And I see you brought along more
heroes! How was your journey this time? Did you find Merlee
and obtain the Pure Heart?"
"We did get it, but we ran into a little problem..." Peach said.
"What? What problem?" Merlon asked.
"Well, outside the door was a porthole, and we fell through..."
Mario slowly said.
"Well, as long as you made it back ok. And I assume these
other two are friends of yours?" Merlon asked.
"I wouldn't exactly call Bowser Jr a friend." Violet chuckled.
"Merlee said that we would need the power of five heroes to
save the world..." Tippi blurted out. "Yes, Merlee said that..."
"Oh ho, is that so? There is more than one hero?" Merlon
questioned. "Well, if Mario, Peach, and Violet are three such
heroes, then you still need two more..."
"How come I'm not a hero?" Bowser Jr whined.
"Even if you aren't, the more people we have fighting for our
side, the better." Peach replied.
Suddenly, the ground started shaking.

"Look... Over there..." Tippi said.

They looked up in the sky, and saw that the Void grew a little
bit. After a few seconds, the ground stopped shaking.
"Hmmm... I fear that our time grows short, dear friends..."
Merlon said. "I will return to the Light Prognosticus. You
young ones seek the next Heart Pillar."
Merlon was about to walk away but he remembered
something. "But first... Allow me to tell of multiple things that
mystical book has already divulged to me. First off, the Void
will have a counterpart in a faraway land. This counterpart is
called the Darkness. Also, one person will determine
whether the Light or Dark Prognosticus predicts truly... Both
books refer to him as the "man in green," but I know not
what this means... I must return to my study to solve this
conundrum." Merlon walked back to his house.
"Man in green, that's Luigi!" Violet pointed out.
"We'll have to find him as soon as we can!" Mario
responded.
And so they went, to find the next Heart Pillar.
/
In Castle Bleck, Luigi was lying unconscious on the floor.
However, he soon woke up. After he woke up, he looked
around. "...Hey! Where am I?" He asked to no one in
particular.
Luigi remembered something just then. "Oh yeah, now I
remember! I was saving Princess Peach, but I screwed it up,
and..."

"You awake, Green?" Another voice asked.

Luigi turned around to see two Goombas a few feet away
from him. "Yeah... Hey there, uh, bad guys. You doing
alright?" He cautiously asked.
"Yeah, we're doing OK." Goomba #1 responded. "Good to
see you made it!" 'Figured he was done... Dude is tougher
than he looks.'
"So yeah...kinda awkward... Say, have you guys seen the
princess, Violet, and Bowser?" Luigi asked.
"Nope, not so much. You're the only one we found lying
around here." Goomba #2 answered. "Hopefully, they're
OK." 'Get a load of this moron! Who cares about his
friends?'
"Near as we can figure, most of the other minions got
captured or something." Goomba #1 explained. "And we're
probably next!" 'Why is this dude so calm?! We're behind
enemy lines!'
"Sooooo... Luigi, old buddy! What do you think about maybe
getting out of here?" Goomba #2 asked. "We're thinking
maybe you open a path for us...and we all bail. Whatcha
think?"
Luigi shook his head. "No... I... I couldn't possibly! I've gotta
save the princess!"
Goomba #1 jumped in the air. "Man...wow. Did NOT expect
that. All those stories about Great Luigi's daring exploits...
We heard you were the defender of the helpless! We have
no one else!"
Luigi paused for a moment in shock. "The G-Great Luigi, you

say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! I

must spring into action! My fans need me!"
"Oh, you are the best!" Goomba #1 cheered. 'Man, that was
waaaaay too easy. What a sucker!'
"We're right behind you!" Goomba #2 also cheered. 'But the
second the going gets rough, we BAIL!'
"Then follow ME, brave...er... Goombas! Here we gooooo!"
Luigi shouted.
Luigi and the two Goombas traversed through Castle Bleck.
However, they soon ran into a dead end.
"Uh oh... Looks like the end of the line here." Goomba #1
said.
"Oh boy... Looks like you're right." Luigi nervously said. "Now
what do we do?"
"Uh, shouldn't we look for another way out, maybe?"
Goomba #2 suggested. 'This guy's useless.' "If we stay put,
somebody is definitely going to spot-" Goomba #2 suddenly
looked like he was under control by something. "HAIL
BLECK!" He suddenly yelled, and then walked away.
"GARY! NO!" Goomba #1 yelled.
"Hm-mm-mm... I've been looking all OVER for you." A
feminine voice said.
The feminine voice was Nastasia, who was with a few other
brainwashed minions.
"YOU!" Luigi yelled.
"Yeah, you're that guy who really wasn't a team player back

at the wedding..." Nastasia responded. "You're gonna need a

little disciplinary action, I think... So let's get started, hm?"
"Oh, man... Poor Gary..." Goomba #1 said. "All right! It's time
for me to Goomba-up!" He walked over to Nastasia. "Hey,
lady! Got room for one more on your team?"
"Whah?! Hey! Wait a second! What are you DOING?" Luigi
interrupted.
"What's it look like, genius? I'm getting with the winning
team!" Goomba #1 responded.
"Yeah, good call. Love the enthusiasm, there." Nastasia said.
"Go ahead and swear your, y'know, undying loyalty to the
count, and you're on board."
"Hey, count me in, lady! HERE WE GO, COUNT, HERE WE
GO! LOVE THAT COUNT!" Goomba #1 screamed.
"You... You dirty TRAITOR!" Luigi snarled.
"OK, guys, new agenda? Hold this fool down so I can get his
priorities on track..." Nastasia said.
The brainwashed minions held Luigi down, as he started
screaming. "Ack! Wh-Whoa! Hey! No! Mario, where are you?
HELP!"
Then Nastasia started to brainwash Luigi...
/
Mario and the other heroes had put the Pure Heart in the
Heart Pillar, and were now in 3-1.
"This area looks very pixilated." Bowser Jr commented.

"So this is where that door leads... I suppose the next Pure
Heart must be nearby..." Tippi said. "That's odd. I can feel it
nearby, but where could it be..."
"That is quite intriguing..." Mario commented.
"Well I'm-ACK!" Tippi started to say something, but she
suddenly got snatched by something, causing the group to
go in shock for a brief moment.
"Tippi? What happened?" Peach called out.
"Ner-herr herr herr!" A voice said. The owner of the voice
was a large chameleon, who was now visible. "HITECHNICAAAAL! I caught a super-rare pixilated butterfly!
My friends at are going to freak when they get word of this
find! I must bring it home. I can't miss this week's episode of
'The Grodus Chronicles'! No way am I going to entrust my
digital Recordmeow to tape an episode so epic. This is so hitechnicaaal!" The chameleon camouflaged itself so no one
could see him.
"Sooo, that just happened." Violet said.
Before anyone could say anything else, there was a voice
from a nearby bush. "Whoa-ho-ho! A kidnapping! Ohhhh, the
despair! The awful spectacle of it all! The shocking scene
occurred right before my very own tender eyes! Well, I guess
that's a wrap for that Pixl. Now that that freak Francis has got
her..."
"We have to save her from that chameleon!" Peach said.
"And this is just on a whim, but I think that whoever's behind
those bushes could help us." Mario suggested.
Then, the voice behind the bushes spoke again. "Whoa-ho!"

The came out of the bushes, and was revealed to be a pixl.

This one looked to be a spiky shield.
"What's this? Friends of the butterfly girl that got nabbed?"
The pixl asked.
"That's basically it." Violet responded.
"Well, that's a pity." The pixl said. "That geek that grabbed
her? Francis. Basically the nerd to end all nerds. Plus, he's
got this thing for butterflies! And, well, all things nerdy, too. If
he gets his sweaty mitts on something he likes, there's no
getting it back. He collects stuff and keeps it in his big
fantasy fortress. It's like geek paradise."
"Well we need to know where this fort is!" Bowser Jr said.
"Whoa now. You want to know where Fort Francis is?" The
pixl asked.
"Uh, yes." Mario answered.
"Well, if you go ALL the way down ahead for miles and miles,
you'll find it." The pixl explained. "You're not thinking of
infiltrating the nerd lair and rescuing her, are you?"
"That's exactly what we were going to do." Violet answered.
"Look, nobody likes having their butterfly kidnapped by a
geek, but it's dangerous!" The pixl warned.
"You don't know what I've been through." Mario responded.
"Still set on it, eh? What a tender moment. I think I got
something in my eye here." The pixl said. "Listen, let me give
you some travel tips. You listening? Good. All I got for you is
three critical tips, so remember all of 'em!"

The pixl paused for a moment.

"Here's your first tip! A bunch of no-class jerks are holed up
in this castle up ahead. It ain't gonna be easy getting past
'em. But here's the juice: it's an old castle. You do that thing
with that red X mark, and maybe something will happen for
you. Now for my second tip! If you somehow pass those
clowns in the castle, you'll see an ocean. Can't miss it. A
scary sea monster lives there. The beast is huge. And
cranky. But if you toast its red flipper thing, something good
is bound to happen. And here's the last tip! Once you swim
your way through that ocean, you'll se a humongous tree.
There's a huge gorge on the other side. There's no jumping
across it! Look for the red wind and do something with it.
Then you can get across. Get all of that? Good, you be
careful now. If by some crazy chance you do save her, come
back and tell me how you did it!" The pixl went back behind
the bush.
Then, the group started to traverse through 3-1. However,
Violet couldn't stop thinking about something.
'Timmy, please stay safe. And Luigi, wherever you are,
please also be safe.' She thought.

Chapter 13: The Exciting Middle Part

/
It was just a normal day in Fairy World. Cupid was walking
his dog. Suddenly, Eliminators arrived.
"The Eliminators are back!" Cupid shouted. The Fairies fled.
"Eliminate Timmy Turner." An Eliminator said.
Then, Timmy appeared in front of the Eliminators, holding
the White Wand. "Don't you mean the Chosen One?"
Before the Eliminators could do anything, a fire beam shot
out of the guitar, destroying the Eliminators. Then, the Lead
Eliminator walked in front of him. "You can not stop the
Darkness."
The Lead Eliminator sucked Timmy into the vortex, which
appeared from his mouth. "The Chosen One is
eliminated."

Suddenly, the Lead Eliminator exploded. Timmy was there,

holding the White Wand. "And you can not stop the Chosen
One." He said.
It was revealed to be a video game that Timmy was playing
in Fairy World, with a bunch of Fairies watching him.
"And that's how you play the Chosen One video game."
Timmy explained. Then, all of the fairies started cheering for
him.
"I heard when you play this game, you feel like you're the
Chosen One!" A fairy said.
"Don't call my house anymore, cause I'm going to play this
game until I die!" Another fairy exclaimed.
All of the fairies were cheering, "Chosen One!"
"Awesome!" Timmy shouted. "Thousands of fans, cheering
for me. As they should."
Then, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appeared beside him.
"They love you, Timmy! You defeated the Darkness and save
Fairy World!" Wanda said.
"You're like a movie action hero!" Cosmo said. "Except you
don't have rugged good looks, tight glutes, a trophy wife who
loves you for your money, as opposed to your first wife who
left you when you had nothing, oh, and you don't have cool
catchphrases!"
"Hey! My glutes are very tight!" Timmy argued. "But I do
need a cool action phrase like, 'Don't touch my cheese!' or,
'Hungry? How about a fillet of fist!'"

"Well, the fist one has some possibilities." Wanda suggested.

Then, there was a bolt of lightning, and Turbo Thunder
appeared onstage.
"Do not cheer for Timmy Turner!" He said. "I am the true
Chosen One!"
"Oh no. Here we go again." Timmy sighed.
"For it was I, Turbo Thunder, who trained himself for many
years to harness my turbo power to defeat the Darkness!
And I would have, too, if I wasn't late." Turbo ranted.
"You stink!" A fairy from the audience shouted.
"You won't think I stink when the Darkness returns, and I
save you with my mighty thunder pits!" Turbo shouted.
Then, all of the fairies started throwing tomatoes at Turbo
Thunder.
"Your thunder pits stink!" The same fairy from the audience
shouted.
A little later, Timmy was doing an autograph session when
Wanda interrupted him
"Sorry to interrupt, your modest one," She said. "But we're
late for your White Wand statue dedication.
"What?" Timmy argued. "I can't leave my fans who totally
love the Cho-" Timmy was interrupted by Wanda poofing him
away.
/
In 3-1, Mario and the group came across the red x in an old

looking castle. Mario used Boomer on it, making the whole

castle explode. And what fell from the top of the castle was
the Koopa King himself, Bowser. He let out a huge roar as
he hit the ground.
"Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome
lair..." He slowly said. Then he instantly got up as he saw
Mario. "HEY! I know that stache from somewhere... MARIO!
VIOLET! ...And Princess Peach... and my son?!"
Bowser shook his head. "Why do you always have to do
that?!" He shouted at Mario. "That's like the 100th time
you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!
You know what?! THAT'S IT! Me and you, one on one, right
now!"
Then Mario found himself in a fight with Bowser, yet again.
Mario easily defeated him, like he usually does.
"Noooo! I HATE Mario! It's... It's not fair!" Bowser groaned
after being defeated.
"Mario! Are you OK?" Princess Peach asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Mario answered.
Eventually, Bowser found the strength to get up. "Ahhhh!
Princess Peach!" He said. "My lovely wife!"
"Her...WIFE?!" Violet asked confused.
"WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! How could anyone forget the
big day?!" Bowser questioned.
"Uh, I don't think that was a real wedding, dad." Bowser Jr
commented. "And why are you here?"

"How could I know? I was locked up in Count Bleck's stupid

castle, when all of a sudden, BAM! Me and the minions wake
up facedown in this field. Then we found this awesome
castle, and I thought, why not make myself a lair?
"Well, you see... Bowser..." Peach started to say. "We really
need your help. Why don't you come with us?"
"Wait... WHAT?!" Bowser shouted, surprised.
"Well, Count Bleck got you two married to make a Chaos
Heart so he could destroy the world..." Mario explained.
"So Bleck got us married for THAT reason?" Bowser
responded.
"That's why you need to help us find the Pure Hearts!" Violet
said.
"No. I don't wanna." Bowser huffed, crossing his arms. "I'd
think about it if it was for Peach or Jr, but there's NO WAY
I'm helping Mario or Violet!"
"We don't have time for you to be a big baby about this!"
Peach argued. "Come on, Bowser... Please?"
"But... But I'm Bowser!" Bowser argued. "I'm grade-A, 100%
prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day
now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my
awesome plans!"
"Pleeeeeeeeease? For me?" Peach asked.
"No. I don't wanna." Bowser returned.
Then, Mario got an idea. "Well, if the world ends, there's not
going to be any world for you to rule."

"What?" Bowser asked. "If the World ends, there's not going
to be any world for me to rule?"
Then, Violet saw what Mario was doing. "And what will
happen to your poor minions who were caught by Count
Bleck? They've been brainwashed! They now do HIS evil
bidding, not yours... Now your minions will have to toil under
a different cruel and merciless master..."
Bowser then had a surprised look. "...But... But... Why,
you..." Bowser paused for a few seconds, then he let out a
humongous roar. "FINE! I'll join your stupid quest. You
happy?! But first, let me talk to my son for a moment, in
private."
Then, Bowser and his son went somewhere else to talk.
"Did any of them lay a hand on you?!" Bowser suddenly
yelled.
"No, they didn't..." Bowser Jr answered.
"Ok, good." Bowser paused for a moment. "Hey, what
happened to your Klown Kar?"
"Well, there was this robot thing that's called an Eliminator, it
kinda destroyed it..." Bowser Jr explained.
"WHAT?" Bowser suddenly roared. "That's it! The second I
get my hands on one of these Eliminator things, they're
going to wish they never existed!"
Soon, Bowser and Bowser Jr were finished talking, and the
group went on to 3-2.
/

Timmy was now at the Fairy World Town Hall, where there
were more screaming fans. Jorgen was next to him, and he
was in the middle of saying some thing.
"And that is why we dedicate to Timmy Turner this Chosen
One statue of him holding the real White Wand that stopped
the Darkness!" Jorgen pulled a red cloth off of the statue,
and it depicted Timmy holding the real White Wand.
"Hm, not really sure that this captures my heroic essence."
Timmy commented.
"The glutes on this baby are way too tight." Cosmo also
commented.
"Come on, gluteus maximus." Wanda said. "It's time to hit
the talk show circuit."
"What? And leave thousands of screaming fans who love the
Cho-" Timmy was interrupted yet again by Wanda poofing
him away again.
Timmy was now at 'The Billy Crystal Show!' In Fairy World.
"We are back with everyone's favorite soft-glutted super
hero, the Chosen One!" Bill announced. "Tell us Big C, are
you scared the Darkness might come back and try to, I don't
know, destroy you?"
"Well Bill, if the Darkness does come back, it better come
hungry." Timmy answered.
"Why's that?" Bill asked.
"Cause I plan on serving it up a fillet of fist!" After Timmy said
that, there were purple flames on his hands.

Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof were watching the show from a

TV.
"Where did he get the flaming fists?" Wanda asked.
"Oh, he wished those up when you were in the can." Cosmo
explained.
"That's why the Darkness is never coming back! Timmy
cheered. "Nu-uh! Oh no it didn't! Oh, oh! Oh, oh!"
The fairies also started cheering, "Oh, oh! Oh, oh!"
/
Mario and the group were nearing the top of the Dotwood
tree in Chapter 3-3. They went through a door to the outside
of the tree when they heard a voice.
"Ah ha ha. Finally you arrive."
"That's Dimentio!" Mario shouted.
"You don't wear tardiness well." Dimentio said, ignoring that
comment. "At last, the heroes... I know you from the
foretellings of the Dark Prognosticus! I am a humble servant
of Count Bleck... Master of dimensions... Pleaser of
crowds... I am...Dimentio! It is truly enchanting to finally meet
my hapless victims. I have prepared a special morsel of a
treat for you!"
Before anyone could do anything, they were now in a large
green room.
"How about some...MAGIC!" Dimentio yelled. "And...voila.
You are now in Dimension D, a dimension of my own
creation. And don't even think you can defeat me, because in

this mind-bending realm, my attacks are 256 times more

potent! I am far more powerful! I could obliterate you with the
raise of an eyebrow! And now we must battle!"
Mario, Peach, Violet, Bowser Jr, and Bowser managed to
overpower Dimentio, despite the 'attacks are 256 times
stronger' thing.
"Your blows are like miniature jackhammers wielded by tiny,
angry road workers!" Dimentio shouted. "How is this
possible? This dimension makes me 256 times more
powerful..."
"Maybe it made us more powerful also, so it evened out."
Bowser Jr guessed.
"What? You say that this place also makes you more
powerful?" Dimentio questioned. He laughed to himself, and
then started floating in the air. "Of course! This was simply
an amusement that played out exactly as I planned! Were
you amused? That was just an hors d'oeuvre! The next time
we meet, you will feast on a deadly eight-course meal!"
Then, the room disappeared, and they were back at the spot
they were at on the Dotwood tree.
"Ciao for now, my foes!" Dimentio said, and then
disappeared.
"...That... was weird." Peach commented.
Dimentio reappeared somewhere else. "Mmm... A little more,
perhaps?" He asked himself. "They are strong, but they must
be stronger yet to defeat Bleck. I must make sure they can
face him when the time comes around at last..." Then he
disappeared again.

/
Meanwhile on Yugopatmia, the King, Grippulon, came out of
the capitol, walked over to his wife, Queen Jipjorrulac.
"Another glorious Yugopatmian day." He told his wife. "The
garbage is in bloom, the swamp monsters are singing," A
swamp monster in a nearby lake made a raspy noise.
"And the sky is full of giant fireballs heading right for us." His
wife added.
"Giant fireballs?!" Grippulon shouted.
They looked into the sky, and giant fireballs were raining
down. When they hit the ground, Eliminators appeared from
them.
"We're under attack!" Grippulon shouted, and then ran back
into the capitol.
In the capitol, there were 3 escape pods.
"Are you sure you know how to operate the royal escape
pods?" Jipjorrulac asked.
"Of course I know, I'm the king! Watch." Grippulon
responded. He pressed the blue button on the remote he
was holding, causing one of the escape pods to activate and
fly off. "Um, one of us probably should've been on that." He
added.
"Oh give me that before you-" Jipjorrulac took the remote
from him, but accidentally pressed the blue button again,
causing another escape pod to fly off. "My bad."
"Only the Prince's pod is left!" Grippulon exclaimed. " But

Mark is spending his days on Earth hating his home planet,

and chillin' with the universe's great space warrior, Timmy
Turner."
"Isn't that Mark right there?" Jipjorrulac asked, pointing to
somewhere in the room.
"Yo, rental units!" Mark exclaimed. "Sup? Ok, I came home
for a new Fake-i-Fier as my old one's on the fritzo and only
converts me into ladies foot wear." He spun the Fake-i-Fier.
He turned into a ladies shoe, and then another one.
"Oooh, nice pump." Jipjorrulac commented on the second
one.
He took off his Fake-i-Fier and was about to get a new one,
when two fireballs crashed into the capitol, and two
Eliminators came out of them.
Grippulon pushed Mark into the escape pod. "Quick! Go to
Earth, my son, and carry on the legacy of our beloved
planet! Though you will be superior to Earthlings do not set
yourself-" Grippulon's speech was interrupted by Jipjorrulac
pressing the button, sending Mark on a course to Earth.
"I wasn't finished!" Grippulon yelled.
"But I think we are!" Jipjorrulac finished.
"Well then, let me protect you my sweet!" Grippulon put
Jipjorrulac in front of him.
The Eliminators sucked them into the Vortex from their
mouths.
The Lead Eliminator crashed into the capitol, and walked to
the boxes of Fake-i-Fiers.

"He will not escape us this time, because he will come

right to us." The Lead Eliminator said.
After he said that, the roof of the capitol broke apart, and the
Darkness was above it. The Darkness sucked in every Fakei-Fier box. The Eliminators took off, and the Darkness
swallowed Yugopatmia.
"Can like, anybody save us!" Mark shouted as he was in the
escape pod, on his way to Earth.

Chapter 14: Infiltrating The Fortress

/
Mario and the group had just gotten to 3-4, right outside of
Fort Francis.
"So this is where that dweeb Francis lives?" Bowser
questioned. "Pffgght! What's this castle got over mine?"
"Nothing." Bowser Jr agreed.
"Do you think Tippi is all right?" Peach wondered. "I'm
starting to worry..."
"I'm sure she's alright." Violet assured.
Meanwhile, inside Fort Francis, Francis was taking pictures

of Tippi, who was locked inside of a cage.

The group managed to get into the fortress. The room
Francis was in was locked by two keys, so the group agreed
to split up.
Mario, Peach, and Violet were one group, and Bowser and
Bowser Jr were another group.
Mario, Peach, and Violet eventually found another Pixl,
Carrie, who could carry them over spikes so they could get
the key. Bowser and Bowser Jr had no problem finding their
key.
They met back up outside Francis's door. They tried o unlock
it, but the detectors shouted that only 'hot babes' are allowed
in, and it shot them with lasers.
They realized that only a woman could enter Francis's room
(besides Francis.) They chose Peach to go in there alone.
Peach was slightly scared, but she did it anyway. She
opened the door and went into Francis's room.
"Nerrrrr! Who are you?" Francis questioned.
He turned to face Peach. "H-Hey! What are you doing
sneaking into my room, huh? Ever heard of p-privacy?"
Peach walked up to him. "Oh, there you are, Francis! I've
been looking ALL OVER for you!" She said, annoyed.
"For...ME?" Francis repeated. "O-O-Oh... O-Oh my gosh...
It's... It's a h-hot babe.."
Peach then grew confused.
"HOT BABE IN ROOM!" Francis suddenly yelled. "Wha-

What do I... Oh man... A REAL girl in my room! This is so hitechnicaaaal! Must...ca...ca-calm...calm down... I'm get-getget-get... Getting w-way too excited... Sweatles...forming...
Can't talk to...girls... Must
get...my...laptop...from...Frannypack..."
Francis took out a laptop and begun typing something on it.
"Booting up ! Activating Nerr2Babe interface mod with realtime wooing!"
Then, they were suddenly in a dating simulator. Peach didn't
have it, and used Boomer to create a big explosion. The
explosion destroyed the security system allowing only girls in
the room, allowing the others to come in.
Francis looked around a little after the explosion. "That was
the only known copy of the Nerr2Babe patch, and now it's
gone forever!" Francis yelled. "Nerrr... Real babes are
scary!"
"Peach...?" Tippi asked.
Peach walked closer to Tippi. "Tippi! Oh, I was so worried!"
"You... You came. To save me?" Tippi asked.
"So... So you've come to raid my fort and steal Francine?"
Francis questioned. "W-Well... No! I won't let you. B-By the
way, I came up with the name Francine on my own! Isn't it
schweeet?"
Francis turned to Tippi. "At first I thought it was a little weird
that you could talk and everything. But the forum reaction
convinced me you were hi-technicaaal! You're my
only...sniff...offline friend, Francine...so no one will take you
away from me!

"Eek!" Tippi said, before a hatch in the floor opened, and

Tippi and the cage were lowered into the floor. The hatch
then closed.
Peach had to fight Francis. Thankfully, the others were in the
room now, so they were able to help.
After being defeated, Francis ran away. The hatch in the
floor opened up, and Tippi and the cage were back up in the
room. The cage opened, freeing Tippi.
"Mario... You guys came to save me..." Tippi said.
"Of course, we had to." Mario responded.
"Thank you..." Tippi said. "Thank you, Mario!"
"I'm so happy..." She whispered. Tippi started glowing.
"What...is THAT?" Bowser asked.
Tippi started glowing brighter, until a Pure Heart appeared
out of her. "The Pure Heart...? But...how..." She asked.
"It's like Tippi's heart just burst with happiness and released
a Pure Heart!" Violet commented. "Or..."
"Mario... I was just so happy when I saw that you'd come to
save me." Tippi said. "Please, take it."
Now, the 4th Pure Heat was in the group's possession, they
rescued Tippi, and now, they were heading back to Flipside.
/
In Fairy World, Timmy and his fairies were in the Chosen
One mansion, watching a movie. Timmy and Cosmo were in
a hot tub.

"He was just a normal gorgeous earth boy with tight glutes,"
The movie narrator spoke. "'Who saved Fairy World with his
fists of fury. Chimney Ferybucker is Timmy Turner in, The
Chosen One Ninja!
"Cool!" Cosmo said. "Fairy World adopted Timmy's life story
for the big screen!"
"But when did you become a ninja?" Wanda questioned, with
Poof in her arm.
"Well, I might have tweaked the script a little." Timmy
answered.
Poof saw the action movie, and started imitating what the
actor was doing, before Wanda turned the movie off. "Poof
shouldn't be watching this, the violence could negatively
influence him." Wanda said.
"Relax Wanda, that's just a myth." Cosmo argued.
After he said that, Poof kicked Wanda into the hot tub.
Timmy went out of the hot tub and a cord phone up to his
ear. "Yeah, this is the Chosen One, in the Chosen One suite.
Can I get four strawberry shakes, six double cheese pizzas,
extra towels, and anyone else want something?'
"Nine pounds of cocktail weenies!" Cosmo answered.
"And nine pounds of cocktail weenies." Timmy finished.
He hung up, and all of the stuff he ordered appeared on a
table near him. Timmy was about to grab one of the
smoothies when Cosmo suddenly poofed in front of him.
"Don't touch my weenies!" Cosmo angrily yelled. Then he

realized something. "Hey, that could be my new

catchphrase!"
As Timmy grabbed a milkshake and started drinking it,
Wanda floated up to him.
"Timmy, don't you think it's time to wrap up the Chosen One
thing and I don't know, go back to Earth and school and be
good ol' regular Timmy Turner again?" Wanda suggested.
"Yeah no." Timmy responded.
Cosmo was about to eat one of the weenies when suddenly
Poof hit him with a pair of nunchucks. Poof vomited, and
then begun to spin the nunchucks, until Wanda grabbed him.
"That's it! No more action movies for Poof!" Wanda said,
before Poof kicked her away.
"Why would I go back home when I can do this." Timmy
explained. He walked up to the phone again and held it
against his ear. "Yeah, this is the Chosen One. Can I have a
giant pile of wrapped presents sent up to the Chosen One
suite? And don't tell me what's in them, surprise me."
At that, a giant pile of presents appeared. Timmy hung up
the phone and opened one of the presents. Inside of them
was a pair of roller skates.
"Roller skates?" Timmy questioned. "Well, I did say surprise
me."
"But I bet your parents are worried sick about you!" Wanda
pointed out. "Aren't they, Cosmo?"
Cosmo had a bunch of weenies in his mouth. He said
something, but it was unintelligible.

"And what's that, Cosmo?" Wanda asked. "We should poof

Timmy back home before he wishes us not to? Okay!"
Timmy was about to say something, but they were poofed
back home before he could.
/
Meanwhile, in Count Bleck's Castle
"And that is how the ruffians managed to beat me."
Dimentio finished explaining. "Ah ha ha. They are strong, to
be sure Very strong. Dare I say They might be strong
enough to defy the prophecy!"
"Spare Count Bleck your theatrics. The light Prognosticus is
false." Count Bleck said. "The Dark Prognosticus holds the
answer to eliminating heroes that rise to stop us."
"Oh my. That's the first time that morsel of information has
touched my ears. Do tell!" Dimentio replied.
"Bleh heh heh In due time, Dimentio. In due time." Count
Bleck said. He turned to Nastasia. "Oh, Nastasia? It's time
we set 'him' on these pests."
Nastasia nodded. "Yeah, um, I can take care of that for you,
Count."
"Lovely, exclaimed Count Bleck." Count Bleck said. "Return
to your posts my dear minions."
"As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!" His three main
minions, O'Chunks, Mimi, and Dimentio said. The minions
went somewhere else.
"Um" Nastasia whispered.

"Does something trouble you, Nastasia?" Count Bleck

asked.
"Yeah, Count You know, there's still time You can still
change your mind." Nastasia answered.
"That is enough, Nastasia. We've already come this far, so
we shall forge on!" Count Bleck sternly said. "But you
needn't stay by Count Bleck's side. You can depart with my
blessing."
Nastasia seemed a little surprised by this. "Um, no, my
count. I won't be doing that. My life is already sworn to you.
Yeah, it's belonged to you since the day you saved me I'll
be sticking it out with you until my game ends, 'K?"
"If that pleases you" Count Bleck mused.
Then, Count Bleck and Nastasia left to do their own things.
"My my my! How interesting! Nastasia and the count have
such DEEP conversations!" A unknown voice spoke.
The voice was revealed to be Dimentio, who had been
hiding. "Mm just what is our dear count playing at? Sh,
well. I'll let him worry about that. I must attend to my own
projects." He then disappeared again.
/
Meanwhile with Mario and co, the group had put the next
Pure Heart in the Pillar and were about to head to the next
door.
Once they went through the door, however, something
seemed off

"Mmm, stars everywhere I believe we're in outer space,

almost certainly" Tippi noted.
That's when the group (except for Tippi) started freaking out,
because they couldn't breathe.
"Ah Oh, of course There's not any air You need that,
don't you?" Tippi asked.
"OF COURSE WE NEED IT, FAIRLY FOOL!" Bowser
managed to yell.
"Oh Oh, gracious me What am I to do?" Tippi asked
herself. "Um Oh! The Return Pipe!" Tippi managed to use
the Return Pipe, and they were transported back into
Flipside.
Violet had gotten up first. She seemed to be relieved that
she was back in Flipside, but then she seemed confused.
"Wait, how'd we get back here?" She questioned.
"I managed to use the return pipe so we could return back
here." Tippi explained. "We won't last out there as we are
Perhaps we should ask Merlon's advice"
After everyone else was awake, they went down to Merlon's
house.
Merlon seemed a little surprised when they entered his
house. "Oh ho! That was certainly quick work You've
already found the next Pure Heart?" He questioned.
"No, that door led us into outer space" Peach sadly spoke.
Now Merlon was really surprised. "Space?! Oh ho, I imagine
THAT was an unwelcome surprise!"

"Yes There was no air, so Mario and his friends couldn't

breath What do we do?" Tippi asked.
"Hmmm Well, if you had space helmets, you would be all
right, I imagine" Merlon said.
"Well are you going to give us some?" Bowser Jr questioned.
"Of course, I don't have space helmets!" Merlon responded.
"But I imagine that even something LIKE space helmets
would suffice"
Merlon went over to his shelves, and started rummaging
through them. "And I just so happen to Oh, blast it!"
"What now" Tippi asked.
"Oh, double blast it all!" Merlon said. "I have some fishbowls,
but there's only four of them. I cleaned out my shelves the
other day Yes, I HAD one more, but was making space,
and I gave it to someone in town!"
"To who?" Tippi asked.
"Oh, just some random boy" Merlon answered. "It seemed
more convenient than recycling it You must find that boy
and explain the situation! Get it back from him!"
The group decided to split up to try to find the boy. Mario
found him quickly. The reason that the boy had the fishbowl
was because it was for his fish, but now the fish was getting
too big. The boy agreed to give them the bowl if they could
find a new home for his fish.
The group met back up again. They found a small area
under Flipside where there was a body of water. They
emptied the fish and the water into the body of water. Now

they had five empty bowls.

When they went back up to the door, they each put on a
helmet before walking in. They could actually breathe when
they went through the door, thanks to the fishbowls.
"Well, what do you think? Can you breathe now?" Tippi
asked.
"Yep." Mario answered.
"Very well Let's go, then! The Pure Heart is somewhere in
this sea of stars" Tippi said.
And so the group went to try to find the 5th Pure Heart.
/
"Timpani, why? Why do you avoid me?"
"Ow... OW! Unhand me!"
[THUD]
"Huh? You're crying! Why? Timpani, you must tell me what
has happened!"
"It's nothing... Don't worry about it... Just forget it..."
"Oh no... Timpani, is my father behind this?"
"I'm... I'm just an ordinary girl. No matter how much I love
you, we must part."
"Timpani... I..."
"This is good-bye, Blumiere. There's no other choice. This is
our fate..."

Chapter 15: The Darkness Is Back

/
"That was so uncool." Timmy said, after he was poofed back
into his home.
"Weenies? Weenies?" Cosmo suddenly shouted, panicked.
"Where for art thou. Weenies?" Then, Poof kicked him
halfway through the wall.
Then, Timmy's dad, Terrance, knocked on the door to
Timmy's room. "Oh Timmy, are you home?" He asked.
"See? I told you your parents missed you and are worried
sick." Wanda explained.
Timmy took a deep breath. "Okay, maybe you're right."
Timmy's fairies disguised a fish in the fish bowl right before

Timmy's parents opened the door, dressed in skiing gear.

"Hey sweetie." Tamara said. "Your father and I just got back
from our amazing ski trip, and we were wondering"
"Did we forget to bring you?" Terrance finished.
Timmy shot Wanda a glare, who returned with a guilty smile.
"Yeah, but it's okay. I'm the Chosen One." Timmy answered.
"Great!" Terrance and Tamara both said in excitement.
"Because now it's time to pack for our tropical vacation!"
Tamara said. After she did, the parents ripped off the skiing
outfits to reveal tropical vacation outfits underneath.
"And this time we promise not to forget you!" Terrance
added. After he said that, he and Tamara raced out of his
room.
"Ooh, a vacation with your parents!" Wanda said, her and
the other fairies appearing out of the fish bowl. "A perfect
opportunity to reconnect with your parents and Earth."
"Three, two, one." Timmy counted down.
They heard Timmy's parent's car drive off.
"Timmy was right, you were wrong, and I want my weenies
back!" Cosmo exclaimed.
"And I want all the other stuff!" Timmy added.
"Fine." Wanda groaned. With a wave of her wand, the
presents and the food Timmy ordered were now in his room.
"Must. Eliminate. Weenie." Cosmo said, picking up one of

the weenies. But before he could eat it, Poof kicked him
again.
"And now it's time to get back to Fairy World." Timmy said,
holding a milkshake. "I'm an action hero, Wanda. If there's a
cry for help, the Chosen One must heed that call."
"But the Darkness hasn't come back, and no one is crying
for help!" Wanda responded.
But after she said that, they heard Mark Chang's voice
outside. ''Timmy Turner, like, HELP!"
They went outside and saw Mark emerge from behind a
fence.
"Timmy Turner? Hi." Mark greeted. "My planet, was like,
attacked, by metal robot dudes, and eaten, by a big swirling
thing of gas!"
"So, the Darkness is back." Timmy noted. "Well, I hope it
wants a big fillet of-" Then he realized something. "THE
DARKNESS IS BACK! AHHH!" He ran and hid in a tree.
"Spoken like a true action hero." Wanda commented.
"But you are, like, the Chosen One, and you must help me
fight." Mark said, as he grabbed Timmy.
Timmy laughed a little. "Technically, I'm not the Chosen One,
though they call me the Chosen One, it's actually incorrect,
and how did you know I was the Chosen One, I never told
you, and you're holding me kinda tight!"
"Cause, I must-" Mark's voice suddenly got deep, and a
vortex appeared out of his mouth. "Eliminate Timmy
Turner!"

"It's an Eliminator!" Cosmo and Wanda said at the same

time.
"I wish the Mark Eliminator was gone!" Timmy said.
But before Cosmo and Wanda could grant the wish, the
Eliminator snatched their wands away from them. "Timmy,
no!" They cried out.
But then something unexpected happened.
A spaceship crashed right on top of the Eliminator, sending
Timmy flying backwards.
Then, the door to the spaceship opened. The real Mark
Chang was standing there. "Yo, Earth bud! Sup?" He asked.
Timmy walked up and picked up the Eliminator arm that had
broken off. "The Darkness is back." He said, and then fainted
for a moment.
/
Meanwhile, as Mario and co went a little further in space,
they soon noticed that there was an 'SOS' signal repeating
itself from somewhere. The group eventually found the
source, but there was nothing there?
Tippi used her power to reveal what was there. "There's
something here What in the world is this? Why was this
hidden here?" Tippi pondered.
"Is that a spaceship?" Mario questioned.
"Looks like it." Violet answered.
Suddenly, there was a large ringing sound that came from
the ship that took everyone by surprise. Then the ship

opened, revealing a small green alien inside.

"Squeeeeeuuuuuuurp" it said.
"What is THAT!?" Bowser Jr blurted out.
"Squirple squeeple squinks! 'Morning, SQUIRP!" the alien
said.
"Oh, dear. Who are you?" Tippi asked. "An alien, perhaps?"
"You're the ones looking for the Pure Heart, squirple? Hm!
Cuter than I thought!" The alien said.
"Wait.. How do you know about the Pure Heart? And about
us?" Peach questioned. "Are you allied with Count Bleck? I
demand answers."
"Nooooo! No scary faces! You can call me Squirps! I'm your
captain, squoork!" Squirps said. "And if you want the Pure
Heart, we need to work together, squoop!"
"Whatever do you mean? Please explain yourself." Tippi
asked.
"Squirps can't tell much now, but you must trust Squirps.
Now, follow me, squiiiinks!" Squirps said.
"We won't be doing that." Tippi answered. "We just met you
and-"
"SQUAAAACK!" Squirps interrupted. "You! You heed the
captain! You are a space grunt now, and that is the ONLY
rule! Your only responses should be 'Yes, sir!' and 'Gotcha!'
Understand, squirkle?"
"Uh, yes, sir?" Mario nervously responded.

"Squeh squeh squeh squeh Looks like you understand

your place, SQUIIIIIIRP!" Squirps said.
"Are you OK with this, guys?" Tippi asked Mario and co.
The group agreed, although a couple were reluctant.
"Ok, if you say so." Tippi sighed.
"Great! Let's get ready, then Squarp formation, squoogle!"
Squirps said. "We'll 'squarp' directly to the Pure Heart. It's
like warping, except Squirps invented it. In order to squarp,
we'll need a lot of energy, squeeeeerk. You're all brimming
with power-up power, right? You must give it to Squirps!"
"You mean I have the 'power-up power'?" Mario asked.
"Of course that's what he means!" Bowser yelled.
Then, somehow, Mario started giving Squirps some of his
power, until
"SUCCESS!" Squirps shot out a beam of orange energy,
causing a purple wormhole to appear.
"And here we go SQUAAAARRRRP!" Squirps said. The
group went into the wormhole.
And they came out somewhere else in space, nowhere near
a Pure Heart.
"We'renot even close to our destination, squoops." Squirps
nervously said.
"Wow, thanks a lot, GENIUS!" Bowser annoyingly yelled.
"Is that all the power-up power you have, squirp?" Squirps
asked. "Good-for-nothing space grunt Squirps was an idiot

for thinking you had more"

"Excuse me?" Mario questioned. "Are you saying that this
was my fault?"
"Well, good-for-nothings have their own good-for-nothing
ways of moving, squaaank" Squirps continued, ignoring
what Mario said. "There's ways to go before you reach the
Pure Heart You must space swim! You can shoot enemies
with my Squirps Squirt Beam. SQUIRP! Fire, space grunt!
CHARGE!"
And so the group went, through the depths of space, to find
the 5th Pure Heart.
/
"Ah! It's another Mark Eliminator!" Cosmo shouted, pointing
at Mark.
Then, Poof threw his dirty diaper at Mark, who ate it. "Wo,
diaper delight!" Mark cheerfully said.
"No vortex mouth, eats dirty diapers, it's the real Mark!"
Timmy exclaimed as Mark hopped off of his ship.
"Timmy Turner!" Mark exclaimed. "Oh, greatest warrior in the
universe, you must help me defeat the metal warriors and
swirling evil that has destroyed my entire planet!"
"And they stole your fake-i-fiers!" Wanda pointed out, as she
picked up the one the Eliminator was wearing.
"A new fake-i-fier!" Mark took it from Wanda. "With Wifi,
shaa." He put it on, and transformed into a couple different
things, such as a bear, then a piano, and then a teenage
boy. "Cool. I'm Justin Jake Ashton, Earth teen dream with

three first names."

"So that's how the Eliminator was able to disguise himself as
Mark." Timmy said, as he spun the fake-i-fier so Mark would
return back to normal.
"But why would the Darkness destroy Yugopatamia and not
the rest of the universe?" Wanda questioned.
"Maybe it doesn't want to destroy the universe, just Timmy!"
Cosmo answered. "I mean, if I tried to eat the universe, and
a soft glutted boy stopped me, I'd want to take him out
before I tried again. Wouldn't you?"
"Did Cosmo just figure this whole thing out?" Wanda
wondered.
"Got that right!" Cosmo stated proudly. "Corndog what?"
"This looks like a job for the Chosen One!" Timmy
announced.
"Yeah! I knew you'd like, help me, Timmy Turner!" Mark said.
"Not me, Turbo Thunder!" Timmy corrected. "There's no way
I'm fighting the Darkness again."
"Is that your new action phrase, cause it's kinda long."
Cosmo commented.
"We just find Turbo Thunder, he fires his thunder pits at the
Darkness, Darkness goes bye bye, and I live happily ever
after, and marry Trixie Tang." Timmy explained.
He then saw Trixie walking her poodle on the other side of
the sidewalk. "Hi Trixie!" He called out.
She noticed him. "Help, Police! AHH!" She screamed as she

ran down the sidewalk.

"She digs me." Timmy smiled. "Now, first up, find Turbo
Thunder!"
/
Meanwhile with Mario and co, they actually managed to find
a wormhole that led them a lot closer to the Pure Heart, but
before that, they found another Pixl that could flip things
around, called Fleep.
They were now in the Whoa Zone. They went through a
door, and saw Squirps waiting for them.
"SQUAAAAAAAAACKLES!" Squirps yelled. "Squirps was
tired of waiting! Squirps almost gave up! The Pure Heart that
you're looking for is just ahead, space grunts!"
"Squirps. You've done well. You're a smart kid" A voice
said.
Squirps blushed. "Squirple squee! Stop it! Squirps is
embarrassed!"
"Wait, who said that?" Peach asked.
Then a figure came in and jumped on Squirps, causing him
to cry out.
"Are you OK, Squirps?" Mario asked, worried.
"Heh heh heh" The figure laughed.
"Wh-Who are you?!" Tippi questioned.
"Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising
minions. The Green Thunder MR. L!" Mr. L proudly

announced.
"MrL?" Violet said, shocked.
"If you're working with Count Bleck, then you're no friend of
ours!" Mario stated.
"Is that so, sir-jumps-a-lot?" Mr. L taunted, as he kicked
Squirps away.
Mario looked like he was ready to fight Mr. L, but Bowser
stepped in front of him.
"Hang on, Mario. Me and my son will take care of this
creep!" Bowser stated.
"Yeah! Let's do this!" Bowser Jr said.
"Oh, please. Am I really supposed to be frightened of
koopa-with-a-weight-problem and mini-koopa-with-anattitude? Hah." Mr. L taunted again.
"WEIGHT PROBLEM!? Oh, you'll really be frightened now!"
Bowser yelled. And then he and his son began to fight Mr. L.
However, Violet just couldn't stop thinking that she knew that
man from somewhere.
Eventually, Mr. L was defeated, even when he had to resort
to using his Brobot.
"N-No! You beat Brobot?" Mr. L cried out. "Ugh I'll let
you off the hook for the rest of today, I suppose But
remember this When Fortune smiles next, she'll smile
right HERE! On Mr. L!" Mr. L then jumped away.
"Ugh That was awful, squirp!" Squirps said, slightly dazed.
"We have to pull ourselves together, space grunts The

Pure Heart is ahead! Come on, squinkles!"

The group followed him to the next door.
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Squirps brought them here!"
They heard Squirps say.
They walked up to him, and saw a huge gold statue behind
him.
"Oh, we're finally here" Squirps said. "Come on! Say hi to
Squirps mommy, squirp! Yeah, this is Squirps's mommy! The
queen of Squirpia! Her name is Squirpina XIV!"
"The queen isyour mother?" Tippi asked. "So you are"
"Squirps is the prince of Squirpia, a once-great kingdom"
Squirps explained. "My true name is Squirp Korogaline
Squirpina! Sorry for not telling you Squirps promised not to
tell! It makes Squirps a target! Long ago, Squirp's mother
was told that destruction would come to the world. And in
order to protect us from this destruction, we needed the Pure
Heart So mommy hid the Pure Heart in the Whoa Zone,
where no one could get to it. And so, 1,500 years ago,
Squirps was put to sleep in a hibernation capsule, squeeep!"
"Wow" Mario breathed.
"Squirps was meant to bring the hero hereto protect the
world, squirple!" Squirps continued. "The prince of Squirpia,
Squirps, has a message from the queen to deliver 'I
bestow upon you the Pure Heart that you will save the
world' Here! Take it! Squirp!"
Squirps gave them the next Pure Heart, which was a lightblue color. Now that the group had the 5th Pure Heart, they
were one step closer to saving all worlds.

Chapter 16: Flopside

/
In Count Bleck's Castle, him and his minions (along with Mr.
L) were having a meeting.
"Yeah, so, guys?" Huddle up, 'K? We're just gonna have a
quick new-minion orientation." Nastasia stated. "His name is
Mr. L, and he comes to us from one of our key competitors."
"Mmm. Can't say I'm impressed by the minion quality"
Mr. L commented. "No, indeed. No wonder you've been
trounced up to now. You're like JUNIOR minions."
"JUNIOR?!" O'Chunks yelled. "C'mere an' I'll introduce yeh
to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!"
"Gosh, Mr. L, but didn't you get pretty spanked too?" Mimi
pointed out. "So maybe YOU'RE the junior!"

"Spanked, you say? Ho ho! I was scouting him, dear. He

will be mine next time." Mr. L responded. "Yes, he shall
know the fury of the one and only Mr. L, AKA The Green
Thunder! But enough about me I need to head to the
repair bay for Brobot modifications. L-ater!" Mr. L jumped
off the platform he was standing on and went somewhere
else.
" 'Though the man in red shall wield formidable powers, one
shall stand against him.'" Count Bleck quoted. " 'The man in
green shall use the Chaos Heart's power to bring darkness
to all.' Bleh heh heh So it is written in the Dark
Prognosticus."
"So what you're saying is the 'man in green' is our minionin-training, Mr. L?" Dimentio questioned.
"Whut?! That makes as much sense as a beef an' broccoli
sandwich!" O'Chunks yelled.
"Calm yourself, O'Chunks. Make ready. Count Bleck is
sending you on a new mission." Count Bleck stated.
"Ah, now THAT makes sense!" O'Chunks responded. "It'll be
me honor, Count! I, O'Chunks, swear to you This hero's
got a hot date with me feet! Chunks away!" Then, O'Chunks
went somewhere else.
"My, aren't we hot blooded?" Dimentio commented. "Well,
well I suppose that's to be admired. Now, if you excuse
me, I've got to be on my way as well. Ciao!" Then, Dimentio
followed where O'Chunks went.
"So poor little Mimi doesn't get to be in on the fun? This
stinks." Mimi complained. Then she went somewhere else
also.

"Yeah, I hate to seem like a whistle-blower here, but

O'Chunks may not Actually, even Dimentio, Mimi, AND Mr.
L may not be up to this" Nastasia stated. "That hero's
gonna collect the Pure Hearts and come here. He'll come for
you"
"Bleh heh heh All is according to plan, Count Bleck
assures you." Count Bleck responded.
"It's strange Nobody ever, um, cherished the universe the
way you once did" Nastasia said. "And yet, you've been
made to destroy it"
"That's quite enoughNastasia." Count Bleck sighed.
"If I could, um, I" Nastasia whispered.
"You'd what?" Count Bleck questioned.
"If only I could have, y'know, been that girl Things would
have been different" Nastasia answered.
Count Bleck shook his head. "She cannot be replaced. You
could never hope to do so, Nastasia."
"Yeah, um, I'm very sorry. That just slipped out." Nastasia
hurriedly said.
'To be sure She is gone Gone from all worlds, never to
return' Count Bleck thought to himself. He went
somewhere else, leaving Nastasia by herself.
/
In Fairy World, Turbo Thunder was standing on a sidewalk
and was holding a sign over his head. "The Darkness is
coming back!" He yelled.

A passing fairy put a coin into a cup Turbo had on the

ground.
"Thanks." Turbo commented. "And, you'll all be sorry you
rejected the true Chosen One, Turbo Thunder!"
Then, Jorgen poofed right next to him. "I am only sorry I
didn't ban you from Fairy World sooner."
"What?" Turbo questioned, dumbfounded. "I'm Turbo
Thunder! You can't ban Turbo Thunder fro-" He was
interrupted by Jorgen banning him.
Then, Timmy, Mark, and Timmy's fairies poofed into Fairy
World next to Jorgen.
"Hey, you just missed me banning Turbo Blunder from Fairy
World!" Jorgen laughed.
"Oh no you didn't!" Timmy and his fairies said at the same
time.
"Where is he?" Timmy questioned.
"Who knows? Who cares? He kept ranting, 'The Darkness is
coming back. Ha ha, ha ha ha!"
"The Darkness is coming back!" Timmy and is fairies yelled.
"Ha ha Oh." Jorgen realized.
Then, they went back to the Cave of Destiny.
"What are you saying?" Jorgen asked, once they were there.
''That I missed a hidden part of the cave prophecy? Turner! I
have the eyes of an eagle, the speed of a puma, and the
wisdom of a great horned owl!"

Timmy walked over to a darkened part of the cave and

clapped his hands. A few torches lit up, revealing what was
written on the wall.
"Part 2, how to find the second wand" Timmy read.
"Ok, maybe it's the eyes of a mole, and the wisdom of a
clotheshamper, but I still have the strength of a lion!" Jorgen
said.
"There's a second wand?" Timmy cried out.
"Ha ha ha! Check it out!" Cosmo said, pointing to something.
"This cave picture looks like the Eliminators taking over Fairy
World! Ah ha ha ha Corndog what?"
/
In another part of Fairy World, Juandissimo and Cupid were
having lunch together at a restaurant outside.
A waiter gave Cupid a heart-shaped Chocolate.
"Uh, this is solid." Cupid complained. "I said I wanted my
chocolate heart filled with nougat!"
"Why don't you have a salad for once?" Juandissimo asked.
"Caramel makes you irritable."
"No, what makes me irritable is how busy it is downtown
today. What is with all the fairies?" Cupid asked.
Then, half of the fairies that were walking down the sidewalk
turned into Eliminators.
"Those are not fairies! They are Eliminators!" Juandissimo
said.

In a panic, the fairies that were trying to run away dropped

their wands, and the Eliminators picked them up.
/
"I just felt a disturbance in the Fairy Force." Jorgen said. "I
felt like a thousand fairies just cried out in agony. We must
quickly decipher part two of the prophecy, find the wand, and
stop the Darkness! Again!"
Then, Mark put on a pair of glasses. "Okay, it says, 'The
Second Wand, lies on the dark side of the blue moon."
"It's written in Yugopatamian?" Timmy questioned.
"Shaa." Mark answered as he took off the glasses. "Which I
gotta tell you, it's freaking me out."
"You're freaked? I think my mole vision saw those
stalagmites move!" Jorgen stated.
After he did, the stalagmites turned into Eliminators. One of
them being the Lead Eliminator. The Eliminators used their
vortexes to take the wands, and Poof's rattle.
"Our wands!" Jorgen cried out.
Then, the Lead Eliminator shot out a net that trapped the
four fairies.
"Ah! Hold me Turner!" Mark yelled.
"You have no power now, Chosen One." The Lead
Eliminator spoke. "And I will finally eliminate you."
Timmy and Mark were backed into a wall, and the Lead
Eliminator was about to shoot them with a laser. But
suddenly, a pink porthole appeared on the wall, and Timmy

and Mark fell through. The porthole then disappeared.

"We didn't see that escape portal earlier." An Eliminator
said.
"And I have the eyes of a puma." Another Eliminator
responded.
"Put these with the others." The Lead Eliminator
commanded. "Then find and eliminate Timmy Turner."
"What does he mean by, others?" Wanda questioned.
/
With Mario and co, they had just gotten back to Flipside after
getting the 5th Pure Heart.
"Now we've gotten five Pure Hearts This is turning into
quite a collection" Tippi commented.
"You've got the king of all evilness on your side! You can't go
wrong!" Bowser laughed.
"Yes, yes, tee hee hee" Tippi responded "That said, we
owe Squirps for helping us find this one We should be
grateful"
"Say, Tippi Something seems different about you recently."
Peach noted.
"Yeah, you seem a little bit more cheerful It's a nice
change." Violet added.
"You think so?" Tippi asked. "Well, ever since you saved me
from Fort Francis, I've been feeling really good I feel like I
could just hang around with Mario forever"

"Well" Mario blushed a little.

"Tee hee hee" Tippi whispered.
"So you're all back." Merlon, who was walking up to them,
said. "How was it this time, then? Did you find another Pure
Heart in outer space?"
"Yes, we found the 5th Pure Heart." Mario answered.
"Yes, and this one-" Tippi started to say. But there was a
flash of light, and Tippi stopped moving. She just floated to
the ground.
"What was that?" Bowser Jr asked.
"Tippi!" Merlon yelled in concern. "What has happened? All
of you, come to my house at once! Hurry, now!"
Merlon picked Tippi up and they headed for his house.
/
The place where all of the Fairies were being taken was
Abracatraz, the maximum-security prison.
"You can not keep all of Fairy World locked up!" Cupid, who
was in one of the cells, yelled. "Love always conquers
darkness!"
"And my sexiness can never be contained!" Jundissimo, who
was also locked in the same cell, yelled.
Then, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Jorgen were thrown into
one of the empty cells. Then the cell gates quickly closed.
"What are we going to do?" Wanda asked. "We're locked in
Abracatraz, Fairy World's maximum security prison, and who

knows what happened to Timmy?"

/
In Flipside, Mario and co, along with Merlon, had just made it
to Merlon's house. Merlon temporarily moved the Light
Prognosticus so he could set Tippi down on the pedestal.
"Very well, let's all take a breath and gather ourselves here
I'm concerned" Merlon said. "Tippi may unable to maintain
her Pixl form for much longer."
"Her Pixl form? What the heck does THAT mean?" Bowser
questioned.
"Well, you see, Tippi was not always a Pixl" Merlon started
to explain. "I found her in her true form, exhausted, cursed to
wander through dimensions forever. She was hanging by a
thread, barely aliveso I took a desperate measure Using
my ancestors' magic, I transformed her soul into a Pixland
this Tippi was born."
"I can hardly believe it" Peach commented. "So where is
Tippi from originally, then?"
"She had lost her memory, so I have no idea who she is or
where she is from" Merlon answered. "But I can't help
thinking she did not come here by chance. Fate connects
us And my intuition in this area is rarely mistaken."
Then, the ground started to shake, but it stopped after a few
seconds.
"The Void has grown larger." Merlon stated. "And these
tremors have become common, I'm afraid. Our situation
becomes more dire by the moment. Will the events written in
the Light Prognosticus really forestall the foretold doom? I

will watch over Tippi. Young heroes, take the next Pure
Heart Find the next Heart Pillar!"
Then, the heroes went to find the next Heart Pillar. They
went to the 1st floor of Flipside, and thanks to Fleep, they
were able to find a hidden walkway. They ended up in a
room with a bunch of different colored lights. After some
fooling around, all of the lights turned on, and the glass
broke, revealing another walkway.
They went down the other walkway, and they were back in
Flipside? But everything seemed backwards and darker
When they got to the 2nd floor, they were met with what they
thought was a familiar voice.
"I welcome you!" The man who looked like Merlon said. "I
knew you would come by eventually. Ho oh! I can see that
you would like to ask me where in the world we are! Ho oh
oh ho! This place may seem like Flipside, but do not be
mistaken! You WERE in Flipside, but then you flip-flopped
sides Friends, you are in Flopside!"
"Flopside?" Mario wondered
"Which means I am not the Merlon you know." The man
continued. "I am the Flopside version, a different Merlon
entirely You may call meNolrem! Don't you see? Ours
has always been a story of two towns But the only ones
who know about this flip-floppery are Merlon and I! You
seem a bit surprised"
"No duh!" Bowser interrupted.
"Ho oh oh ho There is a front and a back to all things,
young ones. Now, the Heart Pillar is one floor up! Go and
place the Pure Heart within it! See you!' Then, Nolrem

entered his house.

The group went and placed the Pure Heart in the Heart
Pillar. They used the Return Pipe to quickly get back to
Flipside, and then entered the door. But when they got to the
other side, they realized that the door left them in the air, and
they fell to the ground.
/
"What What are you thinking? There's no possible way
No one would allow it!"
"If we can't be happy here, we must leave for a place that
will accept our love."
"But, Blumiere, is there such a place? Think I can't bear to
see you hurt again."
"If our love has no home let us spend our lives searching
together!"
"So I beg of you again Timpani, marry me! I promise I will
make you happy."
"Youjust won't give up, will you? Of all the crazy
stubbornfoolish men"
"Timpani, answer me, please!"
"Blumiere, I love you. Take me away. Takes me to a world
where we came be happy."

Chapter 17: Land Of Crag

/
Luckily for the group (including Tippi, she was feeling better)
the fall was not that bad for them. They had fallen on a large,
flat rock.
Two locals that had been singing something were surprised
at the group falling.
"OH, CRAG!" One of them yelled.
"Wh-what in crag?" The other one questioned.
Tippi had floated down to the fallen group. "Are you all
right?" She asked.
"Whoa Skarn! You see people drop out of sky, brah?" The

first local asked.

"Yah, Jasperoid Thought I was losing my crag, brah. 2 of
the people shaped weird, huh?" Skarn answered. "Wait! You
think maybe people sent down to help by Big Rock Who
Watches?!"
"Huh? Big Rock Who Watches? What's that?" Mario
questioned.
"Huh? What're you looking at, rocklips?" Bowser questioned.
"You never seen a burly king of evil before?"
"Brah, the big one looks mad. If it starts cragging out, I run!
Serious." Jasperoid stated. "Buthuh. Thought that Big
Rock Who Watches would sendnot so many people.
"So? It should be that the more, the better!" Bowser Jr
reasoned.
"Big Rock Who Watches must have plan for Cragnons."
Skarn stated.
"Point well cragged, brah." Jasperoid responded.
Suddenly, Jasperoid and Skarn managed to somehow pick
up the group of five and carry them somewhere else before
anyone could do anything about it.
"You stop that this instant!" Tippi yelled. She then followed
when they were taking them.
They had been taken into a building. The Cragnons that
were carrying them dropped them onto the ground. They
saw in front of them what looked to be an older Cragnon.
"Servantsof Big Rock Who Watches You big boulders,

we just gravel bits" The elder Cragnon started to say.

"Servants? I don't recall being servant for anything" Peach
interrupted.
"Where in the world are we? And what are youthings?"
Tippi questioned.
"This is land of Cragnon." Jasperoid answered. "Me
Cragnon, him Cragnon, this land of Cragnons."
"It not rocket science, brah. Anyway, big brah here is
Marbald, chief of all Cragnons." Skarn explained.
"Cragnons? What?" Tippi wondered.
"O great servants of Big Rock Who Watches" Marbald
said. "Cargnons having trouble down here Serious. Bad.
Big, big danger"
"Pbbbbbbth! Like I'm afraid of danger! Please!" Bowser said.
"One dayfreak plant-people came Nerd Cragnon named
them Floro Sapiens." Marbald continued. "They kidnap many
Cragnons We were peaceful brahs They give peace no
chance Rescue team of Cragnons now need to BE
rescued We at end of our crag How do we save
Cragnons? No ideas come to Marbald and we keep losing
Cragnons This bad, brahs Cragnons must work this out,
or Cragnons go ex EXTINCT, BRAH! You prune Floro
Sapiens You save kidnapped buds You hook Cragnons
up"
"I mean I guess we can help you" Violet said.
Suddenly, another Cragnon burst through the door of the
house. "Tuh-Tuh-TERRIBLE, BRAH! King Croacus return!"

He yelled.
"Wha-Whaaaat?!" Marbald questioned.
"Village Cragnons kidnapped! Please Cragnons need
hooking up, brah" The Cragnon answered.
"Servants of Big Rock Who Watches You heard that, right,
kind brahs?" Marbald asked. "P-P-P-Please! You help! You
hook up Cragnons! Hook up, PLEEEASE!"
"We already said we would help you, Marbald." Peach
answered.
When the group exited the house, two flower looking things
walked up to them.
"Hey, check it out, man! Haven't seen ones like that before,
have we?" One of them asked.
"Yeah, for sure, must be some sorta rare breed or
something, right?" The other one answered.
"Yeah, rare breed, totally! Sweet timing, too! We need a Pure
Heart polisher! Score!" The first one responded.
"Wait a minute, you know about the Pure Heart?" Mario
questioned.
"Our super-mighty leader, King Croacus, will be STOKED to
have a rare breed!" The first Floro Sapien announced. "Let's
tenderize it a bit and tote it back, dude!"
Unfortunately for the Floro Sapiens, they were quickly
defeated by the group of five.
"Hmm Seems as though the leader of these uncouth
things has the Pure Heart" Tippi noted. "We best try to find

him"
Suddenly, the Group heard a cry for help. They looked and
saw some Cragnons getting carried away by Floro Sapiens.
They took chase, hoping it would also lead them to the next
Pure Heart.
/
The porthole that Timmy and Mark fell through ended up
landing them in Timmy's room.
"Cool, we're wall vomit." Mark commented. "Now what's
going on, bro?"
"The Darkness is trying to destroy me, so I have to find the
second wand and destroy the Darkness first!" Timmy
explained. "And, oh yeah, you're my new sidekick."
"Yeah no." Mark responded. "See, it's the Chosen Uno,
not the Chosen Duo. So you go out and battle the sucky
bots, while the not Chosen One, that's muah, will stay here,
and nosh on these tiny tubes of spicy flesh." Mark started to
eat some of the weenies.
"May I remind you that you lost your entire planet to that
thing!" Timmy yelled. "And you read the prophecy. Now, are
you a man or a mouse?"
Mark spun his fake-i-fier, so that he turned into a mouse.
"Like, squeak?"
"Fine, I'll do it myself!" Timmy yelled. "The Darkness may
have taken my fairies, but I have the wisdom of a really
smart animal. And the speed of really fast animal. And I
will not be fooled by their surprise attacks!"

"Oh, Timmy!" Terrance and Tamara called from downstairs.

"We have a surprise for you!" Terrance finished.
Timmy raced downstairs and ran up to his parents.
"Surprise? What's my surprise? Boy wants surprise!" Timmy
was literally jumping up and down.
Terrance and Tamara turned around to face Timmy. "Here it
is." Tamara said. Both of their eyes turned completely green.
"Eliminate Timmy Turner." Vortexes appeared out of their
mouths.
At seeing this, Timmy fainted.
/
Mario and co, had gotten to 5-2, and were now traversing
the area, trying to find the Floro Sapiens, when they heard a
voice that was familiar to Mario and Tippi.
"Showed at last, did yeh?" The owner of the voice,
O'Chunks, jumped down to the ground. "GRA-BLAGHY!" He
yelled. "I've not been made teh wait like this since that fine
lass stood me up long, long ago! Yeh did this the break me
concentration, didn't yeh?! Yeh likes the cheatin' eh?! Sorry
to disappoint yeh! Yeh think I'd fall fer a bush-league move
like that?!"
"Sure, like we know every exact move you're going to do!
You see the flaws in what you're saying!?" Bowser
questioned, annoyed.
At this, O'Chunks stomped his foot. "Grrrrraa-BARGLEFARGLE! "Flaws"? How DARE yeh, yeh reptile!"
"REPTILE?!" Bowser roared. "Why I outta-"

"Bowser, let's not be too hasty." Peach interrupted.

"Fine" Bowser grumbled.
"Quit yer yappin', now!" O'Chunks suddenly yelled. "It's time
fer us the settle this once an' fer all!"
"No matter how often we do this, it will end the same Just
step aside!" Tippi said.
"Grah har har! Big talk for a wee weird-lookin' li'l butterfly!"
O'Chunks taunted. "I'll be wantin' an apology! In writin'! And I
want it written with yer FACE!"
But then, a different voice spoke. "Salutations, O'Chunks."
The group was right when they knew who the voice
belonged to. Dimentio. He appeared above O'Chunks.
"It's you" Violet spoke.
"Ah! Once again we meet, like two large, hairy Vikings on a
storm-tossed schooner!" Dimentio said.
"What d'yeh want, Dimentio?! I don't be needin' any help!
Yeh'll just get in the way!" O'Chunks said, annoyed.
"Ah, a quadrillion pardons! Far be it from me to be a
hinderance. Far, FAR be it!" Dimentio replied. "As it
happens, I merley have an acquaintance in this land. I was
just saying hello!"
"Sayin' hello, eh?" O'Chunks questioned.
"Yes, truly! And I saw you, and I thought, 'Perhaps my magic
can aid in this fight!'" Dimentio replied.
Then, Dimentio raised his hands, and they were back in

Dimension D.
"Ah, rest assured, I'll hardly be underfoot! You fight to your
heart's content!" Dimentio continued. "Ciao!" Dimentio then
disappeared.
"Wuh That doesn't sound too bad I guess. Maybe I
misunderstood that weirdo" O'Chunks chuckled. "Well,
anyway, you lot are in fer it now! Meet the new-an'-improved
O'Chunks!"
Then, the five began to fight O'Chunks. They easily
overwhelmed him, and he was quickly defeated. After he
was defeated, they were transported out of Dimension D.
"BLARGH IT ALL!" O'Chunks yelled. "Bad enough that yeh
beat me once, but twice is too much to bear! How can I show
me face teh the count now, eh? I CAN'T! Put me out o' me
misery!"
"You know that we can't just do that" Mario stated.
"I don't care! Get on with it! I'm serious! I've no regrets!"
O'Chunks yelled. "Well No Perhaps I do regret not
confessin' me love teh that sweet lass That's no way fer a
brave warrior the talk when 'is time comes 'round at last!
So Do it! Now! NOW! Finish me! End me game!"
The group was shocked that O'Chunks was actually saying
that. It was kinda disturbing Then, they heard Dimentio's
voice again.
"Well, salutations, O'Chunks! How are things, hmmm?"
Dimentio asked, appearing behind O'Chunks.
"Di-Dimentio!" O'Chunks said, surprised. "Look, honestly,
this is kid o' important! How 'bout some privacy, eh?"

"Yes, yes, of course, I understand. Your honor must be

satisfied" Dimentio replied. "But, O'Chunks Before you
let your game be over, humor poor little me for a bit. I have
something I rather think you'll enjoy. I DO wish you would try
it out for me."
"YEH CRAZED LOON! It's not the time for" O'Chunks
started to yell.
"Ohit's not the time, hmm?" Dimentio interrupted. "Not the
time for something that will aid Count Bleck?"
O'Chunks thought for a moment. "Ooh, Fer the count, eh?
Well, that do change a thing or two Hmm Fine, then!"
O'Chunks turned to Mario and co. "You lot! Yeh took enough
of a beatin' fer tiday, so I'll let yeh off easy-like! I tell yeh this
though: yeh better work on yer skills by the next time we
meet!"
"Wait, what about all that drivel about not showing your face
to the Count?" Tippi questioned.
"'EY! SHUT IT!" O'Chunks yelled. "I live fer the count! I
couldn't end me game without 'is say-so! He heart is weak,
sure, so I'm done with it! From now on, I'm all brawn, no
brain! The past be nothin' teh me! All that matters is Count
Bleck's future! All fer 'im! Chunks away!"
"Ah, it time to part Ciao!" Dimentio said.
Then, both Dimentio and O'Chunks disappeared.
/
After Timmy had fainted, Mark ran downstairs and stood in
front of Timmy. "Back off, nasty sucky-bots!" He yelled.

He looked down and saw that he was still a mouse. "Oh wait,
hold that thought." He spun his fake-i-fier, and now he was a
kangaroo. "Better. Sucky-bots, say hello to the Changaroo!"
Mark kicked the Eliminators in the face. "Now say goodbye!"
He put Timmy who was now awake, into his pouch, and
jumped, crashing through the roof of the house, and landing
outside.
Timmy jumped out of the pouch. "Thanks for saving me,
buddy!" Timmy said.
"Hey, it's what sidekicks do." Mark said, as he changed back
to normal.
"And I will not get fooled again, or believe what anyone
says!" Timmy stated, as he and Mark started walking. They
didn't notice Trixie standing on the front lawn.
"Hi Timmy." She said. Timmy immediately looked at her. "I
though I'd stop over, and smooch every part of your face."
Trixie said.
"Awesome!" Timmy yelled. He went over to kiss Trixie.
"Kiss me, you" Suddenly Trixie's eyes went green. "Fool!"
A vortex appeared out of the Eliminator's mouth that was
pretending to be Trixie. Before Timmy could get sucked in,
Mark grabbed him, and pushed the Eliminator away.
"Dude!" Mark commented.
"Cut me some slack. I've wanted to kiss her since
kindergarten!" Timmy explained.
Then, two Eliminators from inside burst through their way
through the wall, and they, along with the Trixie one, turned

into actual Eliminators. "Eliminate Timmy Turner." They

said, as their arms turned into laser guns.
"Okay, wisdom of a smart animal boy, what do we do now?"
Mark questioned.
/
Mario and co had quickly made it to Floro Caverns, meeting
someone named Flint Cragley along the way. They had
entered a room via pipe, and they heard a voice that they
knew by now.
"Ah ha ha. So! At long last, you've come to play, like latesleeping toddlers!"
"Don't tell me it's him again." Bowser Jr groaned.
They walked forward and saw Dimentio and O'Chunks
standing a few feet away from them.
"Dimentioand O'Chunks" Tippi spoke.
"Ahhhhh, Do you not tire of collecting those worn-out,
tiresome Pure Hearts?" Dimentio questioned. "I'm not violent
by nature, you know. I'd prefer to settle this peacefully, in
fact. Say, for instance, you wished to go back to your world. I
could do that for you"
"No, thank you very much. We won't sit idly by and watch
this world or any other die." Peach stated, a bit angry.
"Ah ha ha. So it must be Shall we begin?" Dimentio asked.
He raised his hands, and they were transported to
Dimension D again.
"Don't you know, how often we fight, it will always end the

same!" Mario said.

"My, my. Aren't you plucky? Same fight, same outcome
You are precisely correct." Dimentio stated. "And that is
why"
Dimentio snapped his fingers, and a small plant appeared on
O'Chunks's head. "BRO-CCOLI!" O'Chunks shouted.
"Lovely green hat, wouldn't you say?" Dimentio asked.
After Dimentio said that, made Mario freeze for a moment,
as his mind instantly went to Luigi. He tried to get those
thoughts out of his, as for right now, he had to focus on
Dimentio and O'Chunks.
"Dear O'Chunks! So strong, yet so very dim! A child could
learn his attack patterns." Dimentio continued. "As such, I
requested a few sprout from my acquaintance to liven him
up a touch. I call the boy 'O'Cabbage'! Don't be shy,
O'Cabbage! Introduce yourself!"
"CAB-BAGE!" O'Chunks screamed.
"Ah ha ha. Simply adorable. Now remember, kids: eat your
vegetables to grow big!" Dimentio stated. "Except in this
case, a veggie will eat YOU! Have fun, now! Ciao!" Then,
Dimentio disappeared.
"AS-PARA-GUS!" O'Chunks yelled.
They were left to fight him again. With O''Chunks powered
up a little more from the plant on his head, it was a little
harder to defeat him, but they managed to do it anyway.
After O'Chunks was defeated, they were teleported back to
the room they were originally in.

"Hrrrrrgh" O'Chunks groaned. The plant dropped off of his

head. "'Ey! What in gravy am I doin' in 'ere? Hunh? An' what
are YOU doin' in 'ere as well? Oh, I get the picture! You lot
want teh challenge the new, improved O'Chunks! Yeh got
pepper in yer pants, I'll give yeh that! But this time, yeh WILL
get ruined."
"Look, bub, we ALREADY beat you!" Bowser yelled.
O'Chunks ignored him. "Whuh-oh Me belly's growling' like
a starvin' dog! Warrior rule, number one: 'Never fight on an
empty stomach! 'Tis madness!' Sorry, but we've gotta call it a
day! Can't go buckin' the warrior rules! Next time, though,
yer DONE! Chunks away!" Then, O'Chunks went
somewhere else.
"That was lucky that we didn't have to fight time again."
Violet commented.
"Look.. The sprout from his head It's the same as on the
florified Cragnons." Tippi pointed out. "It looks as though it's
nearly dead, however Let's take it, in case we need it
later."
The group took the Floro Sprout. They knew that they were
not far from the next Pure Heart

Chapter 18: Captured Heroes

/
"Run? That's your great plan?!" Mark yelled, as he and
Timmy ran down the street, trying to get away from the
Eliminators.
"I don't have the creativity of a really creative animal yet!"
Timmy argued.
Then, a manhole opened up, and they saw Timmy's best
friends, Chester and AJ.

"Timmy, robotic aliens have taken over Dimmsdale!" Chester

yelled.
"Jump in if you want to live!" AJ finished.
"Trust them, for they live in a sewer." Mark explained. Timmy
and Mark jumped into the sewer, then Chester and AJ closed
the manhole behind them.
"Sewer dwellers! Thank you, for getting us out of that mess,
and into this one." Mark said.
"And now we must" Chester started to say. Chester's and
AJ's eyes turned entirely green. "Eliminate Timmy Turner."
Vortexes appeared out of their mouths. They were not
Chester and AJ at all.
"Lucky for you," Mark said to Timmy. "I have the extremities
of a squid, and the knowledge of a sanitation employee."
Then, Timmy rode on Mark's back as he went through the
sewers at a fast speed. Mark jumped out of one of the
manholes, and they happened to land on Timmy's front lawn.
The Eliminators that were there noticed them, and Timmy
and Mark ran back up into Timmy's room.
"Wait, I have another plan!" Mark said. He spun his fake-ifier, and he turned into a mouse again. He ran into the
mouse hole that was in Timmy's room.
"What about me?" Timmy questioned.
"Uh, I don't think you'll fit in the hole." Mark answered.
Just then, the roof of Timmy's room was ripped off by some
of the Eliminators. The Lead Eliminator stood in front of
Timmy, while the other Eliminators started to spin in a big

circle so fast that it made a huge vortex, which started

sucking everything in.
"Into the Darkness, Timmy Turner." The Lead Eliminator
said. "You have no magic, you have no weapons, and
you have no options."
Timmy grabbed one of the presents before it flew into the
vortex. "Oh yeah? Think again, Eliminator." He stated.
"Please be a turbo blaster, please be a turbo blaster."
He opened it, and there was a boom box inside of it. "A
boom box? Well, let's hope it really goes boom." He threw it
into the vortex. After he did that, the vortex sparked a little,
and the Lead Eliminator started to malfunction.
"Dude, I don't think it digs the funk." Mark commented.
"Well, let's see if it can rock-n-roller skate!" Timmy
responded, picking up a pair of roller skates on the ground.
He threw them at the vortex.
That caused the vortex to let out a bolt of lightning, and
caused the lead Eliminator to malfunction even more. By this
time, Mark had turned back to normal, and was standing
next to Timmy.
Timmy ran up to the giant carton of weenies that was sitting
on a table, and set it on the floor. "Now, let's see how he
likes my weenies." Timmy commented. "Not the catchphrase
I was going for, but, whip the weenies!"
Timmy and Mark started to fling the weenies into the vortex.
The force of so many weenies caused the Lead Eliminator to
be forced into the vortex. Eventually, there were some many
weenies in the vortex that it exploded, breaking apart the
Eliminators.

"You see that, Darkness?" Timmy yelled. "Now I'm going to

get the wand on the dark side of the blue moon, and I'm
coming after you!"
"And where is this blue moon?" Mark asked.
"I have no idea." Timmy realized.
/
Mario and co were had walked through a door in 5-4, when
they heard a strange voice.
"Ooooo-weeeee-ooooooo! Where, oh, where are my
pretties?!" The voice questioned.
The group was able to see who the voice belonged to. It was
King Croacus. "Pretties Beautiful things Ooo-wee! Bring
them to me More! More! More!" Croacus demanded.
The group walked closer to him. "Ooo? What are THESE
hideous things?" He questioned.
The group raised an eyebrow at this.
"Um Are you King Croacus?" Tippi asked.
"Ooooo-weeeeeee-ooooooo! So you must be the intruders
I've heard SO much about" Croacus said. "Well, I will NOT
forgive the great trashening of my beautiful kingdom! NOOWEE-OO! Thus you are warned!"
"You have to release those Cragnons you enslaved!" Mario
yelled.
"NEVER!" Croacus responded. "Their sturdy bodies make
them SUCH fine workers. Exquisite! I need them to dig up
more gems so I can build a bejeweled palace. Ooo-weee!"

"How horrid Release them this instant!" Peach demanded.

"Trash is garbage, no matter how you dress it. This world is
made for BEAUUUUUUTY! And if you need some proof
then have a look at this!" Croacus revealed the Pure Heart.
"It's the Pure Heart!" Tippi said.
"I can hear it in your voice You want it SO badly, you can
barely think, mmmm?" Croacus questioned. "Seems we all
seek beauty So how DARE you take a high horse over
me?!"
"We're nothing like you!" Violet yelled.
"Your blabber hurts my ears! And your smell is wilting me! I
can stand you no longer." Croacus stated. "I rarely stoop to
such things, but I'll destroy you myself. Consider it an
honor!"
Then, the group had to fight King Croacus. Eventually, they
managed to defeat him.
"Beauuuuutiiiiiiiiiiful" Croacus managed to say, defeated.
"Even as I wilt I am I am BEEEEEAUUUTIIIIIFUUUL!"
"K-KING CROACUS!" A voice yelled.
A few Floro Sapiens ran up to Croacus. A red one, a purple
one, and two yellow ones.
"What WHOA! What did you guys DO, huh?" The red one
questioned.
"Oh, I don't know, maybe just BEAT YOUR KING'S PETALS!
How's it FEEL, flowerface?!" Bowser taunted.
"Hey, shut up! You don't get it at all!" The red Floro Sprout

returned.
"King Croacus was awesome! He totally thought of his
people first, man!" The first yellow Floro Sprout added. "And
you You wilted him!"
"Then how come he was enslaving all of those Cragnons?"
Mario smirked.
"Because of the WATER, man! We're talking about WATER!
The Cragnons were polluting our water!" The red Floro
Sprout explained. "Those dudes were tossing trash into the
river! We had to DRINK that crud!"
"That dirty water was what drove our king bonkers, don'tcha
get it?" The first yellow Floro Sprout continued.
"So Then Oh." Tippi realized. And it seemed like the rest
of the group realized, also.
"Of course! I knew it all along!" A voice said. Then, Flint
Cragley, and his co-workers enter the room.
"Not these guys again" Bowser Jr groaned.
"CRAGLEY HO!" Flint yelled. "'Emergency special report
from the Floro front lines! Evironmental pollution drive Floro
Sapiens mad! Whither will they rampage?' So the vilagers
throwing garbage in the river was the reason for this whole
thing? Well I tried to tell those guys, but my thoughts were
too far ahead of their time"
"This play well with green Cragnon crowd" The co-worker
with the microphone stated.
"Ratings EXPLODE, brah! It like 'Crags on Ice' meets 'Baron
von Craggington'!" The co-worker with the video camera

said.
Flint turned to the Floro Sprouts. "Yes, once my fellow
villagers see this, they'll surely realize the error of their
ways." Flint explained. "Once the words of Flint Cragley
reach them, they'll throw garbage no more!"
"Yeah, water, man I mean, it's EASILY our most precious
treasure, know what I mean?" The first yellow Floro Sprout
asked. "You promise not to dirty our water and we'll just chill
down here and be cool. And we'll totally take those sprouts
off your villager's noggins too, man."
"Sounds like a fine way to keep the peace in the land
Keep those promises, folks!" Flint responded.
"That was a rather unexpected turn" Tippi commented.
"Whaling on our king aside, you guys are totally heroes
You should take this." The red Floro Sprout said. "One of our
earliest kings received this to safeguard until the heroes'
arrival. Our people have kept that promise for, like, 1,500
years or something crazy like that I'm sure our wilted king
here would be stoked that this duty got done."
Then, the red Floro Sprout gave our heroes the 6th Pure
Heart. Slowly, but surely, the group was getting ever closer
to collecting all 8 Pure Hearts.
/
Timmy and Mark were standing outside watching the
Eliminator parts fall down.
"Eliminators down, the Darkness to go." Timmy commented.
"And although I have no idea how we crushed those dudes
roller skates and weenies, it's off to your spaceship to get the

second wand!"
"Sewer squid powers, activate!" Mark yelled. Timmy hopped
onto Mark's back, and they went into the sewers.
One of the Eliminator's hands began to twitch a little. It
dragged itself over to an Eliminator leg, and tapped it. The
leg came alive.
Soon, the Lead Eliminator had built itself back together
entirely, even with the coat and glasses. There was a
thumping in the chest area, and a boom box started to stick
halfway out of it. A beat started to play from the boom box.
"Get Timmy." The Eliminator spoke in time with the rhythm.
Small wheels appeared on the Lead Eliminator's feet. It
started to wheel down the sidewalk. "Get Timmy Turner,
get Timmy Turner." It sang in time with the rhythm.
Two other Eliminators who had rebuilt themselves were
doing the same thing.
/
With Mario and co, they had just gotten back to Flipside.
Merlon had been waiting for them, and was walking towards
them.
"What's been going on, Merlon?" Tippi asked.
"Nothing much" Merlon responded. Then his eyes went
completely green. "Eliminate Timmy Turner." A vortex
appeared out his mouth.
"It's an Eliminator!" Mario yelled.
"Oh no!" Bowser Jr yelled.

"This isn't good!" Violet yelled.

"But why is it here?" Peach yelled.
Before anyone could do anything, Mario, Tippi, Violet,
Peach, and Bowser Jr were sucked into the vortex of the
Eliminator. It sped away as fast as it could after that, leaving
a confused Bowser standing there.
"Huh? What the heck was THAT?" Bowser questioned.
"Must you be so dense, koopa-that-has-a-weightproblem?" A voice asked. Bowser immediately knew who
that.
"HEY! Show yourself!" Bowser demanded.
Then Mr. L revealed himself, jumping several feet away from
him.
"Why are YOU here?" Bowser questioned.
"I was here to beat up sir-jumps-a-lot, but that Eliminator
beat me to it." Mr. L explained. "Do you know what's
going on?"
Bowser thought for a moment "No" He answered. Then
something occurred in his mind. "Wait ELIMINATORS?
That was thing that destroyed my son's Klown Kar!" Bowser
yelled, stomping his foot. "UGH! I should've destroyed that
gray thing while I had the CHANCE!"
"Sheesh. You need to take a chill pill, koopa-that-has-aweight-problem." Mr. L walked past him and went down the
elevator to the 2nd floor.
Bowser stopped what he was doing, and followed Mr. L. Mr.

L walked into Merlon's empty house, with Bowser following

him in. Mr. L took the Light Prognosticus and began to flip
through the pages.
"Hey! That doesn't belong to you!" Bowser huffed.
"So? It doesn't belong to you either." Mr. L sneered. He
continued to flip through the pages, until he started to
chuckle a little.
"What? Why are you chuckling?" Bowser demanded.
"So intrusive." Mr. L commented. "Apparently, there's a
'Chosen One of The Fairies' involved in this."
"Oh yeah? What role does he play?" Bowser questioned.
"I cannot tell you that." Mr. L answered. He closed the
Light Prognosticus, and began to walk out the door, and of
course, Bowser followed him.
"Hey! Where are you going?" Bowser demanded.
"I am going to find-sir-jumps-a-lot so I can finally have a
proper match with him and beat him. I assume you want
to come along, no?" Mr. L explained.
"Why would I go with YOU?" Bowser yelled.
"Oh, I don't know, maybe you'd like to find your son?"
Mr. L pointed out. Bowser's eyes widened after he said that.
"Little-koopa-with-an-attitude is very important to you,
isn't he? He was also taken by those Eliminators, so we
can assume that they would be in the same place. So we
must have a truce, if only temporary."
"FINE!" Bowser roared. "Okay! I'll go with you! Happy now?"

"Finally, we agree." Mr. L stated. He and Bowser went

around to the back of Merlon's house. They saw a rainbow
porthole on the back wall of it.
"What What is that?" Bowser breathed.
"It's a porthole, have you never heard of one?" Mr. L
questioned. "This should lead us to the Chosen One of
The Fairies. Now come on."
"Fine." Bowser groaned. He and Mr. L both jumped into the
porthole.
/
In Abracatraz, Terrance, Tamara, Trixie, Chester, and AJ
were getting led through the hallways by a couple of
Eliminators.
"Where are we, again?" Tamara asked.
"Last thing I remember is we were eating cocktail weenies
on the beach and sucked into the face of a man who looked
like me!" Terrance answered.
"I surmise that we've been abducted by an alien super-race
that can shape-shift into any form they want!" AJ theorized.
"Either that or that was a baaad batch of cocktail weenies."
Terrance commented.
"The kid's right. We're aliens." One of the Eliminators
stated.
"Alien? Right. What are you going to show us next? Fairies?"
Trixie sarcasticly asked.
"Ah ha ha ha!" Terrance laughed. "There's not a batch of

weenies in the world bad enough to get me to believe that."

Then, they were taken to their cell, and they saw Cosmo,
Wanda, Poof, and Jorgen in there.
"Bad! Bad weenies!" Terrance yelled. He fainted, and so did
the rest of the Dimmsdale crew.
"Awesome! A fainting party!" Cosmo said. Then, he fainted.
"I like the funny green dude." The first Eliminator said.
"And I like our new roller feet, and the funk." The other
Eliminator responded. The music from the boom box started
playing, and they closed the cell door, and skated away.
"Get us out of here!" Wanda yelled.
"Fear not Wanda." Jorgen said. "If I know Timmy Turner,
right now, he is fearlessly hurdling through the universe at
the speed of a space cheetah, on his way to obtaining the
second wand! Oh, and hopefully, Mario and his group don't
get mixed up with us again!"
Just then, more Eliminators threw in Mario, Peach, Violet,
Bowser Jr, Merlon, and Tippi, then closed the cell door.
"Well this is bad" Merlon commented.

Chapter 19: To The Blue Moon

/
Timmy and Mark had gotten to the Dimmsdale Dump, where
Mark's spaceship would normally be. But it wasn't there.
"Where's your spaceship?" Timmy asked.
"What? Oh right! Well, I sorta left it on Yugopatamia, which
is, of course, gonzo." Mark explained. "But, the good news
is, I have no idea where this blue moon is that we seek.
Wait, bad news, yeah, I meant to say the bad news is I have
no idea where the blue moon is."

"Ok, so we have no ship" Timmy started to say. "We have

no idea where the blue moon is, and there's no one to help
because the Darkness has captured all of my friends and
loved ones!"
"Like, uh, is there anyone who hates you that can help us?"
Mark asked.
Timmy smirked.
/
In the Crocker Cave, Mr. Crocker was eating some weenies.
"Yes!" Crocker exclaimed. "After 32 years of searching, 13
nervous breakdowns, and 4,000 cocktail weenies, today is
the day my atomic magic seeking, magno-scope will locate
the legendary Fairy World!" Crocker looked into the large
telescope.
"Fairy World not detected." An automated voice spoke.
"Curses!" Crocker yelled. He looked behind him and saw
that Timmy and Mark were also inside of the Crocker Cave.
"Gah!" Crocker yelled, surprised. "I didn't steal anything, I
mean-" He was interrupted when Mark suddenly lifted him up
for a few seconds, and then set him back down.
"Bad news. He's not a black hole sucky dude." Mark said.
"Oh, I mean good news!"
"What's going on?" Crocker questioned. "And how did you
smuggle the squid past mother?"
"Long story short, I'm being hunted by a big black hole in
space, and I need you to help me find a mystical and

magical dark blue moon!" Timmy explained.

"Tell me you have fairies and we have a deal!" Crocker said,
then smirked evilly.
"I have fairies." Timmy monotoned.
"No use in denying it-" Crocker started to yell, before he
realized what Timmy said. "Aw man, that was anticlamatic. I
am a man of my word." Crocker started to walk over to the
giant telescope. "During my many failed attempts to find
Fairy World, I did find this blue moon in the Vegan System. It
gives off a large magic reading, but I detected no life on the
planet." Crocker explained.
"The star crater! That's it!" Timmy said, now looking into the
telescope. "We need to get to that moon, fast!"
Crocker pressed a button, and the floor separated to allow a
rocket into view. "Behold, the Crocker Rocket!" Crocker
exclaimed.
"Dude, aren't you a teacher? How do you afford this stuff?"
Mark asked.
"Remember the funds for the new school science wing that
went missing?" Crocker asked.
"Yeah." Timmy answered.
"You're looking at 'em." Crocker stated.
"And this'll get us to the blue moon in Vegan?" Timmy
questioned.
"Does this answer your question?" Crocker pressed a
button, and the rocket took off without them. "We probably

should've been on that."

"Ah! What are we going to do now?" Mark panicked. "I need
to save my planet, and I can not pull a spaceship out of my
pants!"
"Calm down. We know where the second wand is. I can get
us a spaceship. All I need is a high-speed internet
connection, a laptop, and a whoopee cushion."
Mark reached into his fake-i-fier and pulled out those three
things. Timmy and Crocker gave him a look. "What? I said I
couldn't pull a spaceship out of my pants."
/
On the Dark Ball, two of Dark Laser's goons were laughing
at something on a computer.
Then, Dark Laser walked up to them. "What's so funny?" He
questioned.
"You wouldn't find it funny, sir." One of his goons answered.
"What do you mean? I'm Dark Laser. I have a great sense of
humor." He looked at the computer screen, then rubbed his
eyes in shock. "Leaping light-years!"
On the computer screen, there was a video of Dark Laser
saying: "I'm Fart Laser, I'm Fart Laser, pull my finger, I'm Fart
Laser."
"Who posted these lies?" Dark Laser questioned. Then he
saw that it was Timmy that posted it. "Turner"
/
Timmy, Mark, and Crocker were standing in Timmy's

neighborhood.
"Three, two, one." Timmy counted down.
After he did, the Dark Ball landed on the grass. Dark Laser
jumped out of it and pointed a lightsaber at Timmy. "Turner,
this time you've gone too far."
Before Timmy could defend himself, a very large rainbow
porthole opened. Two figures fell from it, then it closed.
The first figure landed on Dark Laser, pushing him to the
ground. The figure then jumped off of him.
The second figure landed in a nearby tree. The figure was
too heavy for the tree, so he fell to the ground.
Vicky, Timmy's evil babysitter, happened to be taking a walk,
and she saw what was happening. "Twerp! What's going on
here?" She questioned.
Bowser, who had gotten a slight headache from falling down
the entire tree, had heard her question. "Hey, redhead, mind
your own business!" He huffed.
Mr. L, who was the one that had landed on Dark Laser. He
looked at Timmy. "So this must be the Chosen One of
the fairies. I thought you would be older, but you're only
just a kid." Mr. L commented.
"Great." Timmy said. "There's more Mario characters! And
why are you here?"
"I am here to find and kick around sir-jumps-a-lot.
Koopa-that-has-a-weight-problem is here to find his
son." Mr. L explained.

"You mean Bowser Jr?" Timmy asked.

"Awesome!" Mark cheered. "The bodaciously evil Vicky is
here!"
Vicky raised an eyebrow. "The foreign exchange student is
here?"
"Wait a minute, HE'S the Chosen One of the fairies?"
Bowser questioned, pointing at Timmy. "He's just a kid; what
can he even do?"
"He has eaten the deadly chocolate." Mark answered.
"Chocolate isn't deadly!" Crocker exclaimed. "Well, unless
you eat too much of it."
"Look guys, let's just get in the spaceship, and I'll explain
everything once we get inside the spaceship, okay?" Timmy
said.
"I'm not going in there!" Vicky yelled.
Then, Timmy took out a cash machine and pressed a button
on it, revealing money in it. Vicky instantly began acting like
a dog at the sight of the money. "Get the cash machine,
Vicky. Get it, get it girl." Timmy said. He threw it into the Dark
Ball, and Vicky followed it inside.
"How pathetic." Mr. L commented.
Then, everyone else followed Timmy into the Dark Ball, then
it took off into outer space.
However, a little girl ran up where the Dark Ball once was.
"Timmy, come back, wait for me! TIMMY!"
This little girl was Tootie, Vicky's little sister. Tootie had an

insane crush on Timmy. She stared up in sadness. Then,

she heard a voice behind her.
"H-hello little girl"
She turned around.
There was a small, turtle like woman with a purple robe on.
She held what looked to be a magic wand in her hand, and
she wore glasses.
"Who are you? And what do you want with me?" Tootie
demanded.
"Don't fret, little girl. I am not here to hurt you. I am Kammy
Koopa, one of the great Koopa King, Bowser's henchwoman.
Now, can you tell me your name?" Kammy asked.
"Tootie" Tootie answered.
"Well, Tootie, I need your help. I need to find someone
named Timmy Turner." Kammy explained.
"Timmy! I'm looking for him also!" Tootie exclaimed. "I saw
him go up into that spaceship and-"
"Yes, I saw also." Kammy interrupted. "Which is why we
need to find someone else who has a spaceship. And I know
of just the person."
"Really? Who is it?" Tootie asked.
"I am pretty sure his name is Turbo Thunder. He had made a
theme park on a faraway planet called Thunder World. He
should be back on Earth now, and is trying to get people to
go to the grand opening. He has a spaceship that we can
use." Kammy explained.

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go find him!" Tootie

exclaimed.
They were about to start walking, but Tootie nearly tripped on
something. She picked up it up, and it was Crocker's fairy
tracker that he accidentally dropped. On the back of it, 'Fairy
GodParents Exist!' was written.
"A DNA tracker?" Tootie questioned. "Then, he got a bag out
of her pocket that contained a strand of Timmy's hair. (Don't
ask.) She put the hair into the tracker, and then it showed
where Timmy was.
Now, they kept walking.
/
"What's going on?" Vicky questioned. "There's fake money in
this cash register, and why are we in an evil space pod?"
"Aliens robots have kidnapped my friends and family! And an
evil wall of Darkness will devour the universe unless my
enemies, that's you guys, help me get a second mystical
wand to stop it!" Timmy explained.
"I didn't agree to help you! I only came here to rescue my
son!" Bowser yelled.
"And why should we help you?" Vicky questioned, narrowing
her eyes.
"Vicky, I'll give you 20 bucks, Bowser, you can marry Peach,
Crocker, you can see my fairies, Mr. L, you can destroy
Mario, and Dark Laser, you can destroy me when this is all
over." Timmy stated.
"Deal!" Everyone else said.

"I'll set the coordinates for the Vegan System." Dark Laser
said, jumping into a chair."
/
In Abracatraz
"So, Timmy has magical Fairy Godparents, and that's your
magic baby?" Terrance asked to Timmy's fairies.
"Yep." Cosmo and Wanda answered.
"And you grant Timmy's every wish?" Tamara also asked.
"Not every wish. There are rules." Wanda explained.
"Well, unless you have a magic muffin." Cosmo blurted out.
"A magic muffin? What's that?" Mario questioned.
"Well, if you take a bite out of a magic muffin, you can grant
any wish. Even ones that break Da Rules." Cosmo
explained.
"Wow. Something like that could be used to take over the
world!" AJ noted.
"And you," Chester started to say to Mario's team. "Are from
a place called the Mushroom Kingdom?" Chester asked.
"Well, Merlon and Tippi are from Flipside." Peach said.
"Yes, that is true." Tippi agreed.
"And it's not like we chose to stay in the Mushroom
Kingdom." Violet added.
"Well, I choose to get Timmy!" Terrance shouted. Then, he

and the rest of the Dimmsdale crew stood up and charged at

the door, while saying things about Timmy. But they fell down
when they hit the door.
"Calm down, everyone!" Wanda yelled.
Merlon sighed. "The Light Prognosticus had foretold that the
two events would turn into one huge one."
"But why?" Trixie asked.
"It was written in the Light Prognosticus that three from the
Mushroom Kingdom would vanish into the upper world."
Merlon explained. "Or in other words, jump the story."
"Well, we know that Bowser Jr and Violet are two of them, so
who would the third one be?" AJ wondered.
"It could be Luigi, my brother" Mario said.
"There's another one of you?" Tamara asked.
"Yes, Luigi, the man in green, the one who decides the fate
of all worlds." Merlon said.
"All worlds?" Trixie gasped.
"Yes, and I am trying to break out of this jail here!" Jorgen
answered, annoyed. He paused when he saw an Eliminator
outside of the cell. "I mean, I'm hungry." Jorgen quickly lied.
The Eliminator opened the door and offered them some
chicken fingers.
"I'm not really hungry." Bowser Jr said.
"Ooh, no thanks. Chicken fingers go right to my man flab."
Terrance stated.

"And do not try escaping." The Eliminator said, as it

closed the cell door. "You are not smart enough to
outthink us."
However, it was revealed that Poof had stuck to the
Eliminator's back.
"Look, Poof busted out!" Cosmo announced.
Poof got off of the Elinmiator, and wrapped a red scarf
around himself.
"Hey, he took my scarf!" Tamara complained, noticing her
scarf was missing.
Then Poof put some eyeliner on himself.
"And he took my eyeliner!" Terrance added, until he noticed
everyone giving him weird looks. "I mean, it's two thirty,
uh"
"I knew he shouldn't have watched that movie." Wanda
groaned.
Then, a bunch of Eliminators surrounded Poof. He fought
them, until they were all destroyed, then he pulled a lever,
opening the cell door. Everyone ran out of the cell, cheering
for Poof.
"And now, we must join forces with the Chosen One, and
stop the Darkness once and for all!" Jorgen announced.
"Uh, we don't have wands." Wanda stated.
"Oh darn it!" Jorgen yelled.
Bowser Jr sighed. This was going to be a long day.

/
"Look, Timpani. The stars are beautiful, aren't they?
"...there's a tradition in my village. We believe that wishes on
stars come true."
"Oh? Is that so? In that case, we'd better get wishing, don't
you think?"
"I don't need to wish anymore."
"Mmm?"
"I already got my wish. Now...I have everything I need right
here."
"Timpani...aren't you cold?"
"Not at all. I'm very warm. Can we stay like this? Just a little
longer?"

Chapter 20: A Noble Sacrifice

/
Timmy, Mark, Mr. L, Vicky, Bowser, Crocker, and Dark Laser
were still in the Dark Ball, on their way to the blue moon.
Vicky, Mark, and Mr. L were sitting together on a chair.
"Yawn. I am so tired from this long space travel, and-" Mark
started to say, slowly starting to wrap a tentacle around
Vicky.
"Don't even think about it." Vicky stated, stopping Mark in his

tracks.
"Right." Mark sighed.
On the other side of the ship, Timmy and Crocker were
playing virtual Checkers, while Bowser watched.
"And I'm hungry from this long space travel. Are there
snacks on this flight?" Timmy asked.
"I serve death, not snacks." Dark Laser answered. "But
there's a great Cantina coming up on Frigidarium."
"Frigidarium?" Crocker exclaimed. "That's the coldest nonmagical sector in the galaxy. And we don't have heat
regulating dark suits like you do!" Then, Crocker pointed to
Bowser. "And he can breath fire!"
"Yes, thank you very much." Bowser replied, sarcastically.
"Hang on." Dark Laser said, opening a locker. "I've got
blankets, a thermal robot barrel, some earmuffs, and my exwife's fur coat." He pulled those things out of the locker.
"I call the fur coat!" Crocker announced.
As they got to Frigidarium, something was on Timmy's mind.
"L, why didn't you take any of the stuff Dark Laser offered?"
Timmy asked.
"I am fine in the clothing I have right now, pink-hatbeaver-face." Mr. L responded.
Something about Mr. L seemed off to Timmy. But he
shrugged it off as they went inside the restaurant on the cold,
cold planet.

Timmy, Crocker, Vicky, and Mark were dressed as Star Wars

characters.
The robotic suit Mark was in was beeping, and the fur coat
Crocker was in caused him to gargle. "Man, my sinuses are
acting up." Crocker commented.
"This seems weirdly familiar" Timmy said.
They all sat down at a table, while Mark's suit was still
beeping. "Man, this thing will not SHUT UP!" Mark
complained.
"Pass me the menu." Vicky asked to Timmy. "Help me,
twerp, you're my only hope!"
Just then, Crocker gargled again. "I think I'm allergic to this
coat." He theorized.
"And I'm getting annoyed." Bowser huffed.
A waiter walked up to them. "What are your specials today?"
Vicky asked.
"We have a lovely Chosen One Soup." The waiter answered.
"Ooh, what's in it?" Timmy asked.
"You" The waiter said. He turned into the Lead Eliminator,
while all of the other aliens turned into Eliminators.
"It's a trap!" Timmy yelled.
"Oh yeah? Then let's trap them!" Bowser yelled.
"Get the Chosen One." The Lead Eliminator said. Then, all
the Eliminators fired weenies at them.

"Weenies? They blasted us with weenies?" Timmy

questioned.
"Catch!" Dark Laser yelled, throwing a lightsaber to Timmy,
while Crocker got out a Fairy Freezer, and Bowser prepared
his fire breath, while Mr. L prepared his green electricity.
"Hey, what do I use for a weapon?" Vicky questioned.
"Here." Dark Laser said, throwing Vicky some forks. "Use the
forks."
"Okay, now I know I've seen this somewhere before." Timmy
commented.
/
Tootie and Kammy were still in Dimmsdale, trying to find
Turbo Thunder.
"Are you sure that he's even here?" Tootie questioned.
"Yes I am sure of it. He should be somewhere around
here." Kammy answered.
Tootie sighed, and they kept walking. Eventually, they
actually found Turbo Thunder, who was trying to get people
to go to the grand opening of Thunder World.
"Hello? Anyone? Does any want to go my grand opening of
Thunder World?" Turbo asked. "I have a spaceship." He
added.
Tootie and Kammy walked up to Turbo Thunder. "Uh, hello?"
Tootie said.
Turbo noticed them. "Oh, hello. Did you want to check out
the grand opening of my theme park, Thunder World? I've

got a spaceship to take you there."

"We need to use your spaceship, Turbo Thunder." Kammy
stated.
"Now, listen here. I don't just let people have joyrides on my
spaceship." Turbo fimly stated.
"But we need to find Timmy Turner!" Tootie complained. "And
according to this" Tootie pulled out the scanner. "He on
Frigidarium."
"Timmy Turner?" Turbo questioned. Then he thought of
something. 'Hmm, maybe he could tell me where the second
wand is'
"Ok, fine, I'll take you to where Timmy is." Turbo said. "Now,
let's get on the spaceship."
They got on the ship, and they blasted off into outer space.
/
Timmy and the others were prepared to fight the Eliminators.
"Split up!" Timmy yelled. Everyone scattered about, as the
Eliminators shot weenies at them, and Timmy had hidden
behind a table.
"I think it's time you all chill out with my Fairy Freezer!"
Crocker yelled. He aimed the weapon at the Lead Eliminator,
but it opened a vortex, taking the weapon and using it for
itself.
"Did I say my Fairy Freezer?" Crocker asked nervously. "I
meant your Fairy Freezer, which looks fabulous on you andGAH!" Crocker was interrupted by the Lead Eliminator

freezing him.
Then, Dark Laser jumped in front of Crocker. "Hah, you are
no match for the powers of my lightsaber." He said, before
the Lead Eliminator did the same thing with the Lightsaber
as it did with the Fairy Freezer.
"I mean, your lightsaber, which also looks fabulous on you."
Dark Laser managed to say, before he got frozen.
"Hey, bub!" Bowser yelled to the Lead Eliminator. "Get a
taste of my fire breath!" He breathed out fire to the Lead
Eliminators, to which it got sucked in to the Lead Eliminator's
vortex mouth. Bowser gave an 'oh crap' expression and tried
to run, but got frozen.
Then, Vicky ran up. "MAY THE FORKS BE WITH- AH!" She
managed to yell before getting frozen.
Then, four Eliminators sucked the frozen four into their
vortexes.
Timmy, Mark, and Mr. L were hiding behind a table, when the
Lead Eliminator cut it in half using the Lightsaber.
"Get the Chosen One." The Lead Eliminator spoke.
"Exactly. Get the Chosen One." Timmy responded.
"Timmy, what are you-" Mr. L started to say, but got
interrupted.
"But the Chosen One is not here." Timmy continued. "I'm
Timmy Turner. You want Turbo Thunder. Me Timmy, not
Turbo." Then, Timmy started to shake the Lead Eliminator's
hands. "So what do you say we shake hands and call this
thing a big mix up, and we'll go back to Earth and forget the

whole thing. Okay? Okay."

After that, all of the Eliminators started to spaz out, and then
deactivated.
"Dude! You did have a plan!" Mark shouted, running up to
Timmy. "You used your Chosen One death grip."
"All I did was shake his hand and be nice." Timmy
responded.
"And that works too." Mark added.
Then, Timmy, Mark, and Mr. L went out of the building.
"Yes! I am the Chosen One!" Timmy announced.
Then, they saw the Darkness very close to them in the sky,
and Mr. L prepared his green electricity.
"Dude! What the heck does that thing want?" Mark
questioned.
"Timmy Turner" The Darkness groaned.
"Any last words, old buddy?" Timmy asked Mark.
"Actually, just one comes to mind." Mark answered.
"AHHHHHH-"
Suddenly, a pink flash rescued Timmy, Mark, and Mr. L, and
took them to an abandoned planet.
"It's you!" Timmy gasped.
/
In Abracatraz, over a dozen Eliminators were walking down

a hallway together, and they saw another Eliminator.

"The fairy prisoners have escaped." The other Eliminator
stated.
"We were sent to go guard the magic sticks in cast they
go after them." The Eliminator at the front of the pack
explained.
"The magic sticks are stored in the vault on sector 3."
The other Eliminator said. "Those fairy idiots will never
find them."
"You said it." The Eliminator at the front of the pack started
to say, then it's voice sounded like Jorgen's. "Idiot!" The
punch was so forceful that it deactivated the other Eliminator.
The Eliminator turned the fake-i-fier that it had on, and it was
revealed to be Jorgen. The other Eliminators turned their
fake-i-fiers, and it was revealed that they were the rest of the
crew.
"Nice." Mario commented.
"Now, to sector 3!" Jorgen stated.
"Wait!" Terrance yelled. "Could Timmy have wished
Dinkleberg into a poop sandwich?"
"A triple-decker!" Jorgen answered. "Now let's go!"
When they got to sector 3, Jorgen tried to open the vault, but
he couldn't. "Even with the strength of a medium sized cat, I
can't open it!" He commented.
"Stand back!" Cosmo announced. "For I have the speed of a
running shoe, the wisdom of a throw pillow, and a baby who

knows martial arts! Chomp it down, Poof!"

Then, Poof tore a hole it the door of the vault, allowing him to
open it from the inside. Wands then spilled out of it.
"Yes! We have our wands back." Jorgen said. "Now, to poof
to Timmy's side, and help him defeat the Darkness!"
"But we don't know where he is!" Bowser Jr pointed out.
"Oh darn it!" Jorgen yelled.
"He really needs to think these things through." AJ
whispered to Chester.
/
Timmy looked slightly confused. "Turbo Thunder? And
Tootie? And who are you?" He asked to Kammy. "You saved
me?"
"Of course I saved you. I'm Turbo Thunder!" Turbo stated.
Then, Tootie suddenly ran up to Timmy and hugged him.
"Timmy! I never thought I'd see you again!".
"Yeah, okay, Tootie." Timmy said, before pushing her away,
and then he looked at Kammy. "Okay, who are you?"
"I am Kammy Koopa." Kammy answered.
"So," Turbo started to say. "Where's that second wand?"
"Hmph. Once-chosen-one only saved us so he would
know where the wand is." Mr. L commented.
"Hey, that's still saving." Tubo stated. "And I would've gotten
to the Cave Of Destiny to find out for myself but I was a little

bit busy."
"Busy doing what?" Mark asked.
"Building Thunder World!" Turbo answered. In the distance,
there was a huge theme park. "Where tourists will come and
celebrate me, and my victory over the Darkness, and spend
a ton of cash on Thunderwear, and other Turbo themed
souvenirs."
Turbo handed the five of them bobble-heads of himself.
Then, they saw the Darkness in the sky. "Timmy Turner"
it groaned.
"Tell me where the second wand is, so we can crush the
Darkness, become a big hero, and have my grand opening!"
Turbo yelled.
"If I tell you where the wand is, you have to take the rest of
us with you." Timmy argued.
"Yes, of course, we will defeat the Darkness together, as a
team." Turbo responded. "Hurry! It's eating Thunder World!"
"The wand is on the dark side of the blue moon in the Vegan
system." Timmy explained. "There's a star crater there and-"
"Okay, that's all I need to know, now come on!" Turbo
interrupted .
Turbo, Timmy, Mark, Mr. L, Kammy, and Tootie got on the
ship, and it took off. It soon got to the blue moon, and then it
landed.
Turbo immediately got out of the ship, and walked up a rocky
hill, to where the wand was. "Now, to pluck the wand from it's

rocky sheath and it won't budge!" He groaned as he

tried to pull the wand out. "Out of the rock, you stupid wand."
Then, the hill began to rise upwards, and Turbo fell off.
As this happened, the others got out of the ship.
The rock hill stood up, and it was actually a huge rock being.
"That's the protector of the wand." Timmy said.
"Before this wand you can possess, you must first pass the
Chosen Test." The rock being spoke.
"I don't have time for tests!" Turbo complained. "So how's
this? Perish, Rock Warrior in the mighty spew of my Thunder
Clap!" Turbo clapped his hands, and thunder energy started
building. The rock being narrowed his eyes and simply
flicked Turbo away to the other side of the moon.
"I don't think he's the Chosen One." Tootie commented.
"Who goes there?" The rock being spoke. "Before this wand
you can possess, you must first pass the Chosen Test."
"Look, I don't wanna fight you." Timmy said. "But we need
that wand to light the Darkness and save my friends and
sidekick's planet. Please, we need your help."
"The Chosen One never attacks unless attacked. And
always trusts before mistrusting. It is you." The rock being
spoke. He slammed his fist on the ground, revealing a holder
for the wand. "Here is your wand." The rock being went and
started to give Timmy the wand.
"Cool! I really am the Chosen One!" Timmy said. He reached
for the wand, but it was too late. The Darkness had arrived,
and sucked in the rock being. The rock being dropped the
wand, and the Lead Eliminator picked it up.

"Looking for this?"

/
Four Eliminators were carrying Crocker, Dark Laser, Bowser,
and Vicky (who were still frozen) down a hallway in
Abracatraz.
"Leave them here. They are no threat to us." An
Eliminator who was watching them stated.
The four Eliminators, turned around, and they were blasted
away by a wand. The Eliminator was revealed to actually be
Jorgen.
"But let's hope they are of help to us!" Jorgen stated. He
unfroze the four.
"Who, what, where?" Vicky asked.
"Flipsee!" Dark Laser yelled, holding Flipsee.
"Junior!" Bowser gleefully said, pulling his son into a hug, not
caring who saw.
"Fairies!" Crocker shouted. "Fairies, fairies, haha, I see
fairies! Floating fairies! Haha, magical fairies fairies"
"Where's Timmy?" Wanda asked.
"If he got away, he should be on the blue moon in the Vegan
system." Dark Laser explained.
"To the blue moon on Vegan!" Jorgen announced. "We're
good this time, right? We have all the pieces we need?"
"We're good." Violet said.

"I hope we are not too late!" Jorgen said, as they poofed
away.
/
"No magic wand can stop us, Chosen One." The Lead
Eliminator stated. "We'll just keep coming in greater
numbers than before. It's over. And it's time you finally
met the Darkness."
Then, more Eliminators appeared behind Timmy and co,
holding magic wands, but they quickly turned back into
everyone who escaped from Abracatraz.
"Think again, robot punk!" Jorgen yelled.
"Duck Timmy!" Terrerance yelled.
"Oh, but don't get your pants dirty." Tamara added.
Timmy, Tootie, Mr. L, Mark, and Kammy ducked, and
everyone else shot the Eliminators with their magic wands,
making them disappear.
"Mario? Cosmo? Wanda? With my mom and dad? You
saved me!" Timmy said.
"You bet we did!" Terrance said. Then he pointed to Cosmo.
"By the way. Dinkleberg, poop sandwich, Monday."
"And to think there was a heroic and magical side of you I
never knew." Trixie said to Timmy, while Tootie got annoyed
by this.
"You want a pony, don't you." Timmy asked.
"Unicorn." Trixie corrected.

Timmy snapped his fingers, and Wanda poofed up a unicorn

for Trixie.
"How come you're here?" Mario asked to Mr. L.
"That is my own business, sir-jumps-a-lot." Mr. L stated.
"Couldn't have anyone else kill me?" Mario smirked.
"Watch it." Mr. L hissed.
"I don't mean to interrupt the greedy/weird/romantic
moment" Chester started to say to Timmy, and then
pointed up. "There's a whirlpool of death coming for us!"
Timmy ran over to the wand, grabbed it, and ran back to it's
holster. "Now say goodbye to the Darkness FOREVER!"
Timmy yelled, as he slammed the wand into the holster.
The wand created a pulse that nearly knocked everyone off
of their feet. It started to extend up, building energy but
then it just stopped.
"This is not right." Jorgen stated. "It should be shooting a
magic laser that blasts back the Darkness or something, but
it is not shooting the laser!"
Then, the Darkness started to suck in everyone. Trixie,
Tootie, Merlon, AJ, Bowser Jr, Chester, Tippi, Mario,
Terrance, Violet, Tamara, Cosmo, Peach, Wanda, Poof,
Mark, Kammy, Mr. L, Vicky, Dark Laser, Crocker, Bowser,
and Jorgen. Jorgen was keeping them down by firmly
planting his wand on the ground.
"Turner! Say the word, and I will poof us all out of here!"
Jorgen yelled.

"But no matter where I go, the Darkness will follow me!

Timmy protested.
"What does it want?" Terrance questioned.
"Timmy Turner" The Darkness groaned.
"I think it wants me!" Timmy realized. He started to run up
everyone, towards the Darkness, but they all cried for him to
stop. "I've got to stop the Darkness before it takes you all!"
Timmy yelled. He got up to Trixie, and held her hands.
"Timmy! How's my hair?" She asked.
"Perfect." Timmy answered. Then, Timmy and Trixie kissed
each other out of complete love. For both of them, it felt like
it ended too soon, because Timmy pulled away and looked
at the Darkness.
"You want me, Darkness? You got me." Timmy yelled. He
turned back to Trixie. "So long, Trixie." He let go of her
hands, and he flew into the Darkness.
"Timmy!" Trixie cried out.
After Timmy had been sucked into the Darkness, it flew
away, and everyone fell to the ground.
Trixie and Tootie held onto each other and cried.
"I'll never call him a twerp again!" Vicky cried out.
"Fear not, Vicky." Mark said. "Let me hold you, and comfort
you, and make out with you, and-" He was interrupted when
Vicky elbowed him in the stomach. "I lack air." He added.
"He's gone!" Tamara cried, while Terrance comforted her.

"He he did it" Bowser breathed, while his son was

struggling to hold back tears.
"Timmy, no" Mario gasped.
"He saved us all" Violet said.
Mr. L was standing, looking at where the Darkness used to
be, in shock. That's when he heard a voice.
"Did your little friend bite the dust, Mr. L?"
He turned around, and he saw who it was. Dimentio.
"Who do you want?" Mario hissed. "Can't you see that we
just lost a friend?"
"I don't care about you at the moment. I am focused on Mr. L
at the moment." Dimentio replied.
"Dimentio, I am stumped. I thought Pink-hated-beaverface was supposed to be alive after defeating the
Darkness?!" Mr. L questioned. "Ugh...doesn't matter
anyways. There's no way I can show my face to Count
Bleck after THIS."
Mr. L spun around. What would he do now? He thought
about what new purpose he could have for his existence. He
started to walk away, when a small explosion at his feet
caught him off-guard, and he jumped in the air.
"Perhaps that is for the best" Dimentio stated.
"What the hell? Are you trying to kill me?" Mr. L
questioned.
Then, a box appeared around Mr. L.

At this, everyone started demanding Dimentio to let Mr. L go.

"You said it yourself. You don't want to go back to the count.
So get lost." Dimentio stated.
"Not a funny joke, Dimentio. If I wanted to laugh, your
face is inspiration is enough!" Mr. L sneered.
"Such temper! Your nostrils, they flare out like the hood of a
hissing cobra! I can't have you around the count. If I am rid
of you here, I won't be found out. And the others will never
find you. Yes, this is my moment to grasp. It's time for you to
take your final bow, Mr. L..." Dimentio smiled.
Only then had Mr. L realized the box around him. He tried to
use anything to escape, but it was no use.
"Hey, now! Whoa! What's this! You've lost your mind,
Dimentio!" Mr. L yelled.
"Shshshsh, don't worry. It won't be so bad, I promise."
Dimentio laughed.
Then, before anyone could do anything, Dimentio set off a
bunch of explosions, killing Mr. L.
Mr. L was dead, and Dimentio disappeared.
And then, everyone started crying for a few minutes.
After that, they didn't know what to do.
"The Chosen One has saved us. Now, we must save him!"
Jorgen said, poofing up a rocket.
"That's big. Are you sure you can fly it?" Dark Laser
questioned.

"Does this answer your question?" Jorgen said, pressing a

button on a remote. Then, the rocket took off.
"I think we should've been on that, dude." Mark pointed out.
"DAGNABBIT!" Jorgen yelled.
"Can't you just poof up another one?" Wanda asked.
"Oh, right." Jorgen realized. He poofed up another rocket big
enough for everyone. They got on it, and they headed back
to Earth, and figure out a plan to save Timmy.

Chapter 21: The Final Ending

/
"When we last left Timmy Turner" Cosmo started to
commentate. "He jumped into the Darkness to save his
friends, and Mr. L had been killed by DimentioOkay, let's
move on with the story that's all I got. Anyone? Hello?"

/
In Castle Bleck, O'Chunks was singing about something.
"Raise yer chunks in the air, as the most debonair man o'
men strides into the room!" O'Chunks sang. "Springin' forth
from 'is lair as 'is foes all despair, for Bleck be the name o'
their doom! Whooa-OH! That's our Bleck! Blecky, Bleckity
DOOOO! Yeh, uh, somethin' Bleck That's the guy who
says Woo?"
"Gosh, O'Chunks, QUIT IT!" Mimi yelled. "You're breaking
windows! What are you yelling about?"
"Oh, that?" Yeah, I just had O'Chunks come up with a nice
motivational tune." Nastasia answered. "And as punishment
for getting beat by that hero AGAIN, I'm making him say it
1,000 times."
"1,000 1,000 TIMES?!" Mimi screamed. "Gosh, you're
even more evil than I thought! Hey, but enough chatting! So
where's the count, huh? I wanna see him! He hasn't called
me to go do anything, and I'm getting SOOOOOO BORED!
And speaking of it, where's our new minion, Mr. L?"
Right on cue, Dimentio appeared. "I'm afraid that Mr. L had
some other business to take care of, and I'm afraid to also
say that he's no longer with us." Dimentio explained.
"Aw, that's a bummer! So what happened?" Mimi asked.
"I'm sorry, but I will have to speak in private with Nastasia
about that." Dimentio answered.
"Awww" Mimi whined. Then she had an idea. "Oopsie! I
just remembered something real important that I gotta do! Be
back in a jiffy!" She quickly said, before leaving.

"My, my, isn't that something?" Dimentio commented. "I do

believe I should be moving on as well." Then Dimentio left
also.
/
In Dimmsdale, Timmy was sleeping in his bed, muttering
about something. "Thunder weenies Mario Darkness!"
Timmy woke up.
Then, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appeared next to him.
"Look, Cosmo! Timmy's awake and ok!" Wanda said.
"Let's celebrate!" Cosmo cheered. He poofed up speakers, a
DJ for himself, clowns, and elephants. It was soon poofed
away by Wanda, who was angry at all the noise.
"What? Too pumping, homies?" Cosmo asked.
"Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, you're here!" Timmy said. "You're
alive! I just had an awesome dream! I was on some blue
moon with my friends, parents, and you guys. I kissed Trixie
and jumped into the Darkness to save you all! And, I kissed
Trixie! Good dream."
"That wasn't a dream, Timmy." Wanda corrected. "You did
jump into the Darkness and defeated it once and for all."
"I defeated the Darkness?" Timmy questioned. "I don't
remember anything after kissing Trixie. I did kiss Trixie,
right?"
"Big time." Wanda answered. "Then, you jumped into the
Darkness and used your Chosen One powers to make it
explode, and that helped Mario and his team to stop the
Void! You're a hero, Timmy! Jorgen erased everyone's

memory, and the universe is back to normal"

"After this whole adventure, all I want is a typical, normal
day." Timmy stated. "Where evil robots don't try to eliminate
me whenever someone shouts 'Timmy Turner'!" Timmy
freaked out and hid under the bed.
"Whatever makes you happy, Timmy." Wanda stated. "Again,
the Darkness is gone forever."
"Okay, then I wish I had the most normal day ever!" Timmy
said, coming out from under the bed.
Then, his fairies granted the wish.
Timmy walked into the kitchen. "Now to start my normal day
with a normal breakfast." He said, hopping into a chair.
He saw his mom, who looked terrible. "Ah! What is that
thing? Timmy questioned.
Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appeared as saltshakers.
"That thing is what your mom normally looks like in the
morning." Cosmo answered.
"A long time ago, you instituted a daily maternal makeover
wish so your mom would look beautiful for you." Wanda
explained.
Then, Timmy's mom handed him his 'breakfast', which
looked like glop.
"You want some eggs and sausage, sweetie? Just say the
word." Wanda asked.
"Nope, I can do this. I love my normal day." Timmy stated.

"Oh, Timmy!" Terrance called. He wore what a woman would

normally wear. "Morning, son."
"Let me guess, I had a standing, man up my dad wish too?"
Timmy questioned.
"Guess what?" Terrance asked. "I just got two golden ticket
for the dress-wearing father-son Crimson Chin convention
today!"
"Awesome!" Timmy cheered.
"But, you have school today." Terrance stated. "So after I
walk the dog- I mean your mom, I'm going to have a blast
without you! I'll need someone to watch you until the bus
gets here."
The door opened, and Vicky appeared, riding a threeheaded dog, and her head was a flaming pumpkin. "Moring,
twerp!" She called out.
"You've gotta be kidding me." Timmy dully said.
Vicky laughed evilly as she threw her flaming pumpkin head
at him.
A little later, Timmy was at school, a little beaten up. He
opened his locker, and Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof were in
there.
"Had enough normal?" Wanda asked.
"Nope." Timmy answered spitting out a piece of pumpkin.
"Cause this is still better than battling the darkness." He
closed his locker, and saw his bully, Francis, next to him.
"Francis!" Timmy said, surprised. "Hey"

Francis growled, and then punched him into another locker,

next to where Trixie was.
"Trixie, hey" Timmy said. "You don't perchance remember
a sweet lip lock with me on a blue moon in space, do ya?"
"Help! Police!" Trixie yelled. She grabbed Timmy and kicked
him into Crocker's classroom, and he happened to land on a
chair that locked him in place.
"Turner!" Crocker said, turning around to face Timmy. "I've
just received my diploma from the online Tat-U institute. Now
I can give you Fs that can only be removed via laser
surgery!"
Later, Timmy was at lunch, with F's tattooed on his face.
Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof were with him, disguised as food.
"Look, I'm getting jiggly with it." Cosmo commented.
"Ready to lose this normal wish, sport, and have some fun-ff-fun?" Wanda asked.
"You bet." Timmy answered. "I was wrong, way wrong. I want
to start this day over. I don't want the most normal day ever. I
wish I had the best day ever!"
"Now that's more like it!" Cosmo and Wanda said. They
waved their wands, and time started going backwards until
Timmy was in bed again.
"Darkness Mr. L tattoos Francis Ah!" Timmy said,
waking up. He saw that his bed was in the air, and that there
was a water slide.
"Water slide? Cool." Timmy commented.

Then, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appeared.

"Welcome to your best day ever." Wanda announced.
"I don't think you'll ever wanna leave it-l-l-leave it." Cosmo
added.
"Uh, are you guys okay?" Timmy asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh, uh, we just have a bad case of uh, fairy happy hiccups,
now that you're here." Wanda explained.
"Well in that case wahoo!" Timmy yelled, as he went down
the water slide, which lead him into the kitchen. His fairies
dried him off and poofed his normal clothes on him.
Timmy looked at his mom, and she had a very nice dress on.
"Good morning, best son ever." Tamara said, walking over to
Timmy with a plate in her hands and set it down. "And time
for the best breakfast ever. "Bacon, Timmy Cakes, and
cash."
Then, Terrance jumped in through a window, dressed as a
pirate, and began to fight another pirate. "Timmy! Guess
what, we're not going to the manly-dressed father-son
Crimson Chin convention."
"What, but this is supposed to be the best day ever!" Timmy
complained.
"I know." Terrance responded, kicking the other pirate away.
"That's why we're bringing the convention here!" He pressed
a button on a remote, and they were taken up to another
huge room where the actual convention was taking place.
"This is the best day ever!" Timmy cheered.

Later at school, Timmy was walking through the hallway

while every girl in the school wanted him to be their
boyfriend. Francis stopped him and tried to punch him, only
for a safe to fall on him.
Timmy went to his locker and opened it, and Trixie was in
there.
"Hi best boyfriend ever." Trixie stated. "I moved into your
locker so I could always be with you Timmy."
Then, Timmy and Trixie were on a very high pedestal in
Crocker's classroom, and Timmy's fairies were disguised as
birds.
"And now the best day ever needs the best kiss ever." Trixie
stated.
Timmy and Trixie were about to kiss, until they heard a loud
crashing sound, and they fell off of the pedestal.
The Eliminators on hovercrafts had crashed through the wall.
"Uh, guys, I never wished for Eliminators!" Timmy said,
worried.
"Good, cause we didn't poof any up." Wanda replied.
"Get the Chosen One." The Eliminator in the middle stated.
"No! Get them, Chosen One!" Cosmo yelled. Cosmo and
Wanda had turned into lightsabers in Timmy's hands.
"Right! I am the Chosen One!" Timmy announced, jumping
closer to the Eliminators. "Who's in the middle of his best
day ever, and defeated the mighty Darkness twice! And I'll do
it again!"

"Timmy Turner, you did not defeat the Darkness" One

of the Eliminators started to say. He took off his helmet,
revealing he was actually Jorgen. "You're in the Darkness!"
The other two Eliminators took off their helmets, revealing
they were Cosmo and Wanda. "Hi, Timmy!" They said.
/
Hours before
Everyone had gotten back to Earth, and they went into the
Timmy Cave. It was eerily quiet as the wave of sadness
spread across all of them. They didn't talk or move, until
Bowser spoke up.
"Really? Are we just going to let this get us down?" Bowser
commented.
"You just saw what happened!" Mario yelled out of nowhere.
"Timmy sacrificed himself for us, and Dimentio just killed Mr.
L!"
"Mario!" Peach gasped.
"I hate to admit it but Mario's right." Violet pointed out.
"Dimentio nearly killed me!"
"And if it wasn't for Timmy, I'd probably be dead right now."
Bowser Jr added.
"My son has always had a heart of gold." Terrance spoke.
"Always wanting to see the peaceful way of thing. Well,
except for that one time he tried to get out of a test by
pretending he was Kent Quasar, or Buzz Adams, or when he
tried to get out of doing his science experiment by saying he
was Jimmy Neutron-"

"That's not the point!" Tamara interrupted.

"Luigi also had a heart of gold" Mario said. That's when a
huge wave of guilt crashed over him. "Luigiwe need to find
him, and fast."
"Well, I think the answer could be obvious." Merlon stated.
"Your brother could be in the Underwhere."
"The Underwhere? What's that?" Dark Laser questioned.
"It is where people that have died go to" Tippi explained.
"How could we get there if the only way is to die?" Mario
questioned.
"Wait, but don't you need to get the other two Pure Hearts?"
Vicky asked.
"Yeah, as much as we want to help Luigi, we need to get
those." Violet said.
"And save Timmy." Crocker added.
"We should get helping Luigi out of the way, so we can focus
on our other tasks. That way, we can have more help in
stopping the Darkness and the Void." Jorgen stated.
"Jorgen's right." Wanda agreed. "We can use our wands to
make a portal to the Underwhere without anyone having to
die. Now, which one of us is going to go?"
"We will." Terrance and Tamara said.
"Are you absolutely sure?" Mario asked.
"Yes." Tamara said. "Timmy and his friends helped us, so
now it's time we returned the favor."

Then, using his wand, Jorgen opened a porthole to the

Underwhere. "Good luck." He stated, then handed Terrance
a walkie-talkie. "If you find Luigi or Mr. L radio me on this."
He added.
Then, Terrance and Tamara stepped through the porthole
and into the Underwhere.
/
"Wow, this place is creepy." Tamara commented, looking
around.
"I know." Terrance replied.
Questions spun through their minds. Like why had Dimentio
killed Mr. L? Was one of them really here? Why was Count
Bleck so hellbent on destroying all worlds? Could Luigi really
be the one to decide the fate of it all?
"Ooh, a fountain." Tamara suddenly said, pointing at a
fountain with orange liquid. They walked closer to it. They
saw someone in there.
It was Luigi.
"We found Luigi!" Terrace cried into the walkie-talkie. "Come
on Tamara, let's carry him back to the Timmy Cave."
Tamara nodded as they picked up the soaked Luigi and
began to carry him back to the Timmy Cave.

Chapter 22: Planning

/
Once Timmy realized what happened, he freaked out and
dropped the fake Cosmo and Wanda.
Wanda, Cosmo, and Jorgen blasted the fake Cosmo,
Wanda, and Poof with their wands, revealing they were

actually Eliminators.
Turner! Jorgen yelled. This is all an illusion to keep you
distracted, so you wont fulfill your Chosen One destiny and
destroy the Darkness forever!
No! It cant be! Timmy said, in denial. Ive been in
Dimmsdale having the best day ever. And I was about to kiss
Trixie!
Then, Trixie turned into the Lead Eliminator.
Oh, Im really glad I didnt kiss Trixie. Timmy commented.
And Im glad this foolishness is over. The Lead
Eliminator stated. So I can finally eliminate the Chosen
One.
The Lead Eliminator tried to shoot Timmy, but Jorgen
grabbed him and they fled the school on the hovercrafts. The
Eliminators gave chase. After they left the school, the area
warped into a red-black void-like area.
Whats going on? Where are we? Timmy questioned.
When you sacrificed yourself, you were take to the heart of
the Darkness, and now were getting you out! Wanda
answered.
Then, the portal began to close really fast.
Ah! The portal is closing! Cosmo yelled.
They pressed the warp speed button on their hovercrafts,
and they went at hyper-speed out of the Darkness, and the
Eliminators stopped right outside the Darkness, as they were
unable to catch them.
Must have Timmy Turner The Darkness groaned.

Why? So you can keep him close to your heart and

expose your one weakness? The Lead Eliminator
questioned. The Chosen One is not to be played with.
And if you wont destroy him, I will.
Return to me now. The Darkness commanded.
I will not return. You can not make me. The Lead
Eliminator stated, then blasted the Darkness with a laser.
The Darkness screamed in pain from the laser. But I can
unmake you! It said, shining a light so powerful at the Lead
Eliminator so powerful that it caused it to break apart and
float through space. The other Eliminators looked at the
Darkness.
Timmy Turner is not to be eliminated. The Darkness
spoke.
Right. Totally clear on that. One of the Eliminators said.
Timmy Turno, no eliminato. The other Eliminator said.
Find Timmy Turner, and bring him to me. The Darkness
commanded. Tons of Eliminators flew out of the Darkness.
/
In the Timmy Cave, Luigi began to stir. His eyes had fluttered
open. At first, it was hard to make out his surroundings. It
looked like he was in a cave of some sort.
The last thing he was able to remember was being held
down by a bunch of Goombas and Koopa Troopas in some
black area. And then not so much.
He tried to get up, but was gently pushed back down by a
hand. He looked up. It was his older brother, Mario.

M-Mario Luigi groaned.

Yes, its me, Luigi. Mario responded.
Luigis vision was clearer now. And he could see that there
was some high-tech equipment in this cave.
What happened? And where are we? Luigi asked.
Mario sighed. Well, this is going to take a while to explain
/
Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Jorgen had just gotten
back to Timmys room, but their faces were crooked.
I wish our faces were normal. Timmy said. The wish was
granted by Wanda and their faces were back to normal.
So, I never destroyed the Darkness? Timmy asked. I was
inside of it, living some kind of fantasy?
Yep. Wanda answered.
And now thats Im out its probably going to come back and
get me? Timmy asked.
Id put money on that. Cosmo said. Can I borrow some
money? He asked Wanda.
And now were off to the Timmy Cave, where our armys
assembled and ready to battle the Darkness and the Void?
Timmy asked as they went outside.
Shbingo! Jorgen answered.
Timmy pulled the mailbox, and the ground opened and they
fell into the Timmy Cave.
Welcome back, Timmy! Everyone said.

Tamara went over and hugged Timmy. Were glad to see

youre safe, Chosen Son. She said.
Uh, mom, could you give me a sec. Timmy asked. His mom
dropped him, and he went over and kissed Trixie.
Gross. Mark commented. But, dude, we have a lot of work
to do. You must help me get my planet back.
And help us free Fairy World from the Eliminators. Jorgen
added.
And stop the Darkness! Terrance added.
And the Void. Tippi added.
And thats what were doing to do. Together. Timmy stated.
AJ, status report!
No sign of the Darkness in our galaxy yet. AJ said. Just a
harmless meteor shower.
Then, Mario started to bring Luigi over to Timmy.
I want you to meet my brother, Luigi. Mario stated.
Uh, hello, Luigi. Timmy said. He and Luigi shook hands. I
am Timothy Tiberus Turner.
Hello, Timmy. I am Luigi Mario. Luigi responded.
/
That meteor shower AJ mentioned was actually the Lead
Eliminator falling back to Earth. It fell in a lake, and managed
to put itself back together, coat and all. It started walking.
/
In Fairy World, the bridge was broken, and there was a large

fence stretched around it. Sad music was playing, and the
fairies were forced to do slave labor, such as pushing around
a giant wooden wheel.
This song is so depressing.Juandissimo commented.
And what happens if we stop pushing around this giant
wooden wheel, anyway? Cupid asked.
They stopped pushing the wheel, and the music stopped
playing.
Two Eliminators flew up to one that was watching the fairies.
We have checked all of Fairy World. Timmy Turner is
not here. One of the Eliminators said.
But, if he is on Earth, our best team will surely find
him. The other Eliminator stated.
/
There were two Eliminator on a beach that were wearing
shirts that had Aloha on them.
Hows the search for Timmy Turner coming? One of
them asked to the other.
Well, hes not in this fruity umbrella drink. The other
one replied, taking a sip of the drink it had.
We should search for him in more of these fruity
umbrella drinks. The first Eliminator said.
/
Ok troops, these are bleak times. Timmy stated. The
Darkness and the Void are still out there, and I know if we
stock together we can defeat it. So, repeat after me. Lets do

this!
However, everyone else had walked somewhere else, and
they all said Awwww
That wasnt even close. Timmy stated.
Sorry, Turner, its just that Poof woke up from his nap,
smiling. Jorgen explained.
Even my cold, dark heart cant resist the joy of a babys
smile. Vicky commented.
Guys, can we focus? Timmy yelled.
Fine. Bowser grumbled. AJ, give Mr. Antismile the full
status report.
If you recall, AJ started to explain. The White Wand
located on Fairy World blasted the Darkness with a white fire
that forced it to retreat, and the wand on the blue moon of
Vegan 6 just puffed a big wind and did nothing, and Marios
team have 6 of the 8 Pure Hearts.
And? Timmy questioned.
Thats all we got. AJ stated.
Thats it? Then how are we supposed to defeat the Void and
the Darkness? Timmy questioned.
Easy, Timmy. Wanda answered. Because this time were
going to stay right by your side,
So you can use our all-powerful magic to destroy the
Darkness! Cosmo finished.
Nice. Timmy commented.
I think we should split up into three teams. Mario

suggested. One team to find the rest of the Pure Hearts,

another to free the fairies in Fairy World, and the other one is
going to try and stop the Darkness. So, who is going to go
on what team?
Hmm Luigi started to think of an idea. Mario, I think that
you, Peach, Bowser, Jr, Kammy, Violet, Trixie, AJ, Tootie,
Tippi, Merlon, and Chester should go look for the last two
Pure Hearts.
Why wont you come with us, Luigi? Violet asked.
Ill explain soon. Luigi stated. Jorgen, Crocker, Dark Laser,
Mark, Terrance, Tamara, and Vicky should go to Fairy World
to free the fairies.
Works for me! Crocker yelled.
And I will go with Timmy. Luigi finished. Does anyone have
any objections?
Actually, I do. Jorgen answered. I plan on going with
Timmy Turner.
Okay then. Anyone else? Luigi asked.
Yeah, actually. Bowser said. Timmy may need help fighting
the Darkness, so Im thinking to have Jr go along with him,
and Ill grant him the permission to call up the remainder of
my troops that have not been brainwashed by Count Bleck.
Thats actually a good idea. Luigi stated.
So, after everyone had split up into their teams, (Bowser Jr
walking over to Timmys group like his dad said) Marios
team used the Return Pipe to get to Flipside, and Crockers
team poofed to Fairy World.
So, what do we do now? Timmy asked.

Now, we must defeat the Darkness! Jorgen answered.

There was a drilling sound, and the Lead Eliminator dug into
the Timmy Cave. But it is I who will destroy the
Darkness after I destroy you. It said.
Think again, Jerkinator! Jorgen said, standing in front of
Timmy.
No Jorgen, dont blast him because- Timmy started to say,
but got interrupted by the Lead Eliminator sucking in
Jorgens Wand, and then its hands got replaced with wands.
They capture any weapon used against them and uses it
against us. Timmy finished.
Well thats just great. Bowser Jr sarcastically stated.
The Lead Eliminators Wands turned from yellow to black
and they begun to glow with energy.
I wish the Eliminator was gone! Timmy yelled.
Cosmo and Wanda granted the wish, but the Lead Eliminator
reappeared after a few seconds. And I wish it wasnt. It
stated.
The Lead Eliminator pointed one of its wands at Jorgen. I
wish you had rocket glutes. It stated.
Rocket glutes appeared on Jorgen. Ok, thats actually kind
of cool but GAH! He managed to say before blasting off out
of the cave.
I wish we were out of here! Timmy yelled. After he and his
group disappeared, only then did the Lead Eliminator try to
blast them.
Man, that kids hard to destroy. The Lead Eliminator

commented. It then flew out of the Timmy Cave. I wish I

had a Timmy Turner Tracker. It stated, and the wands
were replaced with metal detectors. Cool.
/
After Marios team had gotten back to Flipside, Merlon had
gone back to his house while had found the next Pure Heart
Pillar and went through the next door. They were in some
kind of place that looked Chinese, but only one thing was on
their minds.
Look at that Tippi said.
The Void was much larger here than anywhere else, even in
Dimmsdale it was just a small speck.
The Void is enormous! AJ said.
This place must be very close to destruction we have to
hurry! Peach yelled.
Well, what are we waiting for? We have to go find that Pure
Heart! Bowser yelled.
No need to be so pushy Chester whispered.
They continued on a little further, going through a door, and
suddenly they heard a loud, booming, voice.
I YIELD!
A guy came running past them, and went though the door
screaming about being shamed.
Ahhhh So you run, coward. You disgrace your familys
honor. Another voice said. Another unworthy opponent
When will this hero of legend appear? Time is running out,
and still he refuses to show his face!

The group walked up to whoever made that noise. It was a

guy with green clothing and a sword. You stop now! The
guy commanded. You all crazy. You must be, if you mean to
challenge me!
Excuse me, but who are you? Trixie asked.
Aha, so the pretty girl challenges me. I am known as Jade
Blooper, guardian of the 1st gate. Jade said.
Excuse me, but we really dont have time to fight anyone.
Mario quickly said.
Oh, so the man in red would like to fight also? Then let us
begin! Prepare for game over! Jade yelled.
Mario and Trixie fought Jade, and he was quickly defeated.
No more, I beg you! Your power is great, challengers. Jade
said. Your skills are impressive. So the heroes of legend
have finally revealed themselves. You may go to the next
gate.
What next gate? What is going on here? Peach asked.
OH, SPLENDID! Another voice yelled.
Someone else that looked to be a king walked up to them.
Oh ho! What a performance! And what exotic garbs you
drape yourselves in, challengers! The king said. What a
rousing spectacle of martial artistry!
Sorry, butwho are you? Tippi asked.
INSOLENCE! Jade yelled. Show respect, dog! You stand
before King Sammer, ruler of the Sammer Guys!
Uh, what? Sammer Guys? Tootie asked.

Your unusual fighting style brings me amusement to no

end! The Sammer King continued. As reward for your
victory, I shall allow a glimpse of my treasure Behold!
The Sammer King revealed he had the Pure Heart, and then
put it away.
Thats the Pure Heart! Mario stated.
Indeed, it is the pride of the kingdom! The Sammer King
replied. If you desire it, prove your worth by defeating my
loyal vassals in a tournament!
Your vassals? AJ questioned.
In our kingdom, there is a legend that had been passed
down through generations. Jade started to explain. When
a great hole appears in the sky, the whole world will soon be
devoured. The tempest in the sky grows larger by the day. It
must be stopped!
But the legend goes on. And so I shall continue a very
dramatic reading Ahem. King Sammer stated. Only one
thing can stop the Void: the great heroes must be given the
Pure Heart. VASSALS, TO ME!
Then, the door to the right opened, and 99 other Sammer
Guys came and ran toward them, crowding around them.
These are my vassals. Should you beat them all, you will
prove you are the true hero. King Sammer explained. Yes, I
shall reward you if you best my other 99 Sammer Guys!
Now, move back to your tournament positions!
The 99 Sammer Guys left, leaving the one there.
Im sure Ill be on the edge of my throne throughout this
exciting tournament! King Sammer said. I will await your

arrival at the palace. The tournament has begun Let skill

decide!
So the king will give us a Pure Heart if we beat the other 99
Sammer Guys Tippi said.
It would just be easier if that idiot could give us the Pure
Heart without having to do all this fighting nonsense.
Bowser commented
The group decided on that they would split into teams to fight
the Sammer Guys, and one team would do 10, the next do
10, and so on. The teams were: Mario & Trixie, Chester &
Violet, AJ & Peach, Tootie & Kammy, and Bowser, so each
team would do 20 in total.
Then they begun the journey to fight the 99 other Sammer
Guys.