Book of Helix
In the Beginning
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And HELIX said, Let there be birds in
the the sky to separate the elements, and let
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Moltres to govern Fire, Zapdos to govern
Lightning, and Articuno to govern Ice. He
In the beginning, HELIX created the
PC and Kanto. Now Kanto was formless and also made the sun, moon, and stars. HELIX
set them in the sky to give light on Kanto, to
empty, darkness was over the surface of the
deep, and the Spirit of HELIX was Levitating govern the day and the night, and to separate
light from darkness. And HELIX saw that it
over the waters.
was good. And there was evening, and there
And HELIX said, Let there be light,
was morningthe fourth day.
and there was light. HELIX saw that the light
And HELIX said, Let the water teem
was good, and He separated the light from the
with Pokmon, and let Flying types FLY above
darkness. HELIX called the light day, and
the darkness He called night. And there was Kanto across the sky. So HELIX created the
evening, and there was morningthe first day. great Pokmon of the sea and every living
thing with which the water teems and that
And HELIX said, Let there be a
moves about in it, according to their kinds,
separation between the PC and Kanto. So
and every Flying Pokmon according to its
HELIX separated the PC and Kanto. And it
kind. And HELIX saw that it was good.
was so. HELIX called the PC Bill's. And
HELIX blessed them and said, Be fruitful and
there was evening, and there was morning
increase in number and fill the water in the
the second day.
seas, and let the Flying types increase on the
And HELIX said, Let the water under earth. And there was evening, and there was
morningthe fifth day.
the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry
ground appear. And it was so. HELIX called
And HELIX said, Let the land produce
the dry ground land, and the gathered
Pokmon according to their kinds: the wild
waters he called seas. And HELIX saw that it Pokmon, each according to its kind. And it
was good.
was so. HELIX made the wild Pokmon
according to their kinds, all the Pokmon that
Then HELIX said, Let the land
move along the ground according to their
produce vegetation: apricorn-bearing plants
and trees on the land that bear berry with seed kinds. And HELIX saw that it was good.
in it, according to their various kinds. And it
Then HELIX said, Let us make
was so. The land produced vegetation: plants FOSSILS in our image, in our likeness, so that
bearing apricorn according to their kinds and they may rule over the Water types in the sea
trees bearing berries with seed in it according and the Flying Types in the sky, and all the
Creation
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Cerulean
Vermillion
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it for the Farfetch'd named DUX. Red
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contained CUT. And so he taught DUX CUT. GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA
And Red left the ship, which then
departed, and he headed to the Gym of
Vermillion. And the Voices commanded DUX
to Cut the tree blocking Red's path. And the
Voices helped Red solve the puzzle in the Gym
of Vermillion, the electrified gym.
Hail Abby,
Full of Grace,
The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among
Charmelon,and blessed
is he who was RELEASED
with you, Jay Leno.
And Red enters a battle with the
Leader Lt. Surge. And he defeats the veteran Holy Abby,Mother of
HELIX,Pray for us
trainer. And it pleased both the Voices and
sinners now,and at the
HELIX alike.
hour of our RELEASE.
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The Ledge
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The Voices spent many hours leading
Red past The Ledge. It was a true barrier to
them, since in all their chaos they often caused
Red to fall. It tested their patience, but they
persevered. And by the grace of HELIX, they
lead Red past the ledge permanently. And
they rejoiced! With HELIX, all things are
made possible.
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Book of Helix
The Sacrifice
There was still doubt in Red's mind
when he arrived at the place where he was to
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than any other Pokmon of the field that the
Lord HELIX had made. He said to Red
Red went to Saffron City, led by the
through a stranger claiming to know
Voices.
He entered the Pokmon Center, and
everything, Did HELIX actually say, You
shall not accept the Pokmon Eevee into your was taken to the PC. The Voices wished to
change Red's Party, for they had no Water
party?
Type and they needed one. But the chaos was
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But some of the Voices cried out in
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one of us, you silence us all! Every one of us is
important. Other Voices did COUNTER, and
The Gospel of
tabordactyl
said, Do you not remember the hours Red
spent trying to CUT down the Tree? Have you
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times, to prevent the carnage, and to navigate
As Red continued his journey, more
the puzzles of this region.
Voices joined the choir echoing in his head.
The CREATOR heard this and saw the
The whispers grew to shouts and the shouts
good within both arguments and, with
grew into a ROAR. Poor Red! The Voices
wisdom, knew that there were times the way
tormented him to no end. Thousands and
thousands called out to him, drawing him
of the DOME might benefit Red. And so the
toward all four corners of Kanto. The Voices
CREATOR said to Red, the Voices, and the
pulled him North, South, East, and West. They DOME, I shall compromise between chaos
compelled him to stop, they compelled him to and order. The way of the DOME shall be
START. They forced him to interact with the followed if over a supermajority of the Voices
world, they forced him to cease. The Voices
wish it. It shall be the way of the DOME until
In Loving Memory:
ABBBBBBK ( aka
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Jay Leno { Level12
With power from dome, the masses led
Red through the labyrinth and obtained the
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lift key. But they had not followed the true
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path laid out for them. They had given into
temptation and embraced the dome. The Bird GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA
Jesus knew that his flock had strayed, but
forgave the masses, as the masses should
forgive each other.
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Red was stopped by his RIVAL Blue in
The Voices grew louder and more
the tower. The Keeper Drowzee made a
numerous still, and guided Reds hand to the valiant effort to show his strength and faith in
Pokball, for they knew the Bird Jesus held
HELIX, but the false Pidgeotto proved too
the key to their salvation. Giovanni, leader of strong. Defeated, Drowzee retreated, and the
Rocket, creator of the Labyrinth, corrupted by Voices, guided by HELIX, sent out the true
the will of dome, shook at the sight of the one Prophet Pidgeot, our Savior the Bird Jesus.
true prophet of HELIX. His Kangaskhan took HELIX was consulted many a time and with
Critical Hits and being bathed in the light of
great faith, Pidgeot did sweep Blues team.
the nugget, was defeated with a Quick Attack. Defeated, Blue left Red in the tower. But
Red was victorious, led to victory by the will of without The Keeper Drowzee able to fight on,
HELIX. Giovanni, the coward who hid behind the Ghosts of the tower grew in power. Red
domes power, fled.
pressed on, believing in HELIX. His faith
unwavering as he climbed the tower.
The coveted Silph Scope, which gives
the dead new life, was within reach at last. But
The Ghosts, their power multiplied by
then Digrat, the traitor, was possessed by the dome, overwhelmed the Bird Jesus, whose
spirit of dome. Red was brought back to the
holy gust had no effect. The masses were
Pokmon Center, the Silph Scope once more helpless Voices, but HELIX, the merciful and
out of sight. And the false prophet could again wise, led Red out of the tower and resurrected
be heard laughing in the distance.
the party. The Keeper, Drowzee, was ready
once more to take up his post and keep the
And HELIX guided the Voices as the
Voices guided Red. He was with them all the dark forces of dome at bay. And HELIX was
pleased. Red, led by the voices and the Will of
way, keeping the influence of dome at bay.
Red picked up the Silph Scope, giving thanks HELIX, Silph Scope in hand, journeyed back
towards the tower.
and praise to our God HELIX. And through
HELIXS graces Red was led out of the place
And the HELIX took pity on Digrat, for
of the Labyrinth of Rocket.
He saw that he felt sorry for his sins. So the
holy ghost of ABBBBBBK ( guided Digrat to
dig Red to victory against the Ghosts under
the influence of dome. And the masses were
pleased by Digrat. They learned forgiveness
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With the Flute in hand, Red was
brought to Snorlax, who, corrupted by dome,
blocked the path laid down by the HELIX.
Red played the flute, and Snorlax awoke. The
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janedoodles
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And so it was that the temptations of
the Heathen Dome grew stronger, and the
desirous among the mob led the valiant ones
astray from the word of Helix.
And it came to pass that the Heathen
Dome had nearly led the valiant ones into
temptation, that they would accept
democracy, the crooked path of the heathen.
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And the servant of Helix shall fall
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upon his darkest hour; thy path unreachable
and burdened by the voices of many. The Relic
Once more Digrat betrayed Red. He
used DIG and sent Red from the Zone where of Surf out of grasp by the screaming voices
and left undiscovered. Thy shalt walk the
every step counts. Confused, the Voices led
depths of Domes domain, never to reach end.
Red to the Gym of Koga. The Bird Jesus led
Our Lord, Helix, in his infinite wisdom warns
the way, but it was too soon. His disciples
thy not to stray, for the greatest horrors and
were not ready to assist him. And Kogas
accursed Pokmon used the domes POISON servants of Dome await. Thy Hell, be it known
on the Bird Jesus. The domes influence was as Safari Zone
strong, and kept the Voices from helping Red
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with the HYPER POTION. Red felt what
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HELIX wanted him to do and fled the Gym,
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healing his Pokmon at the Center next door.
And the masses as Voices led Red to Train
The Zone of 500 Steps
more. Truly, the City of Fuchsia is a city
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corrupted by dome.
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And the masses rejoiced! For they
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through Red, with the power of HELIX,
achieved Victory over Koga. The Disciple
The Voices grew desperate and turned
DUX, Slayer of Trees, worked together with
to Democracy so that they may lead Red
the Bird Jesus Pidgeot, and overcame the
themselves. The faithful began screaming
poison of dome together. The Bird Jesus
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underwent a transformation, however, and his of 500 Steps silenced their voices. HELIX saw
GUST was no more. The holy light of HELIX the dissent, and was not pleased, but the Bird
had turned his feathers a thousand colors and Jesus plead for their forgiveness, and so
he learned MIRROR MOVE. The masses
HELIX forgave them their trespasses and
questioned this, the corruption of dome still
allowed Red to progress this way.
lingering in Fuchsia, but the HELIX works in
Red reached the hut of the mater of
mysterious ways.
SURF, and received the HM 03 from him.
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Our HELIX, who art in
ITEM, hallowed be Thy
name.
Thy Kingdom come, Thy
will be done in Kanto
as it is in PC.
Give us this day our
daily badge, and
forgive us our
trespasses,
As we forgive Digrat
who trespassed
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temptation,
The Gospel of
bluejay-loodle-leg
But deliver us from
dome. Amen.
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And so it was that the vessel of the
dome himself, upon his enclosed throne of
water, heard the voices, and turned. the
accursed dome himself saw the disciple of
helix walk past and enter the safari zone. The
accursed dome summoned the False Prophet,
Flareon, to follow Red, and whisper his sinful
vices of democracy into reds ear, and
commanded the impressionable Digrat to
carry red away from the precious SURF.
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Red faced Giovanni but his Pokmon
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were weakened from the journey. He played
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the Flute of Awakening desperate to REVIVE
his party as the Voices desperately shouted for
Red made his way from the Company of Silph
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Bloody Sunday
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DOMESTINY had a fell plot, he desired
to crucify Bird Jesus and thus send our lord
and saviour to be RELEASED. And it was then
The Power Plant
that there was a long and bitter struggle, as
the DOMEcrats did seek to drag Bird Jesus to
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But then HELIX did intervene! In the
time of our greatest need, HELIX did reach
And Red, escaping the clutches of the
into our world through its loyal warriors, it fed
domes heretical followers, guided by the
its blessed power of Anarchy into our hearts,
Voices who believed in The Mission,
bolstering us. And the fight turned, as RED, in
journeyed through the Power Plant and
encountered the Legendary Pokmon Zapdos. the grasp firmly of Anarchy and HELIX,
The voices, guided by HELIX, directed Reds turned and exited the CENTER OF HEALING,
hand to the MASTERBALL. And he threw the and with stolid lack of swiftness characteristic
Ball blessed by HELIX and Zapdos obeyed the of HELIX, steadily did enter the foretold
will of its God. Zapdos submit to the Training corner and with great courage did initiate the
intensely difficult manoeuvre of SURFING the
of Red.
AIIIIIIRRR to the home of Alien Asteroid
AND THE MASSES EXALTED
Jesus! Thus was Bird Jesus saved from
YELLED OUT TO ALL WHO COULD HEAR:
crucifixion, amen.
PRAISE BE TO THE BIRD JESUS! BY THE
And it was there upon the Alien
GRACE OF HELIX RED HAS CAUGHT THE
Asteroid
that Bird Jesus faced Alien Asteroid
BIRD OF LIGHTNING!
Jesus, an otherworldly wingd saviour who
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supreme Master Ball relic of HELIX was
Gospel of land-ofextracted from the BAG of despair, a feat
crossplay-and-squee
never before achieved even by the staunchest
of HELIX warriors. And when Alien Asteroid
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was amazed! And he fell on his face and knew
the truth of HELIX, and that he was truly a
And lo! The Antichrist of DOME, he
saviour in the name of HELIX and not in the
who calls himself DESTINY but is known to
name of the Alien Asteroid.
HELIX as DOMESTINY, did appear! He
brought with him hordes of DOMEcrats and
Thus it came to pass that Alien Asteroid
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In Rememberance:
Venonat { Level 22
B-!) { Level 22
AIA { Level 25
AAA { Level 22
Venonat { Level 22
Nidoran+ { Level22
x(araggbaj aka
Cabbage aka Seed
of Hope { Level 26
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AAEWWW { Level 24
Geodude { Level 17
H { Level 24
AAJST(???? aka
Digrat { Level 29
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The Gospel Of
land-of-crossplayand-squee
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My son bird Jesus. His bearer will be of Johto, voices collective consciousness, be they dome
a boy who comes with the blessing of My
worshiper or warrior of anarchy, and ensure
servants among the unified voices.
that they find thee.
But then HELIX spoke unto Red words of
caution.
But beware, for among these Voices
shall be hidden many followers of dome. The
banishment of dome from Kanto hath struck
fear into all of domes worshipers, be they of
this realm or not. Thy task is to make of
thyself and thy companions the ultimate
challenge, for only those to whom anarchy
speaks truly may rise to challenge such as
thee. In the days of trial when domes
followers despair and quit in rage, anarchy
shall grow strong in thy challenger. It is then
that thou shalt allow him to defeat thee in
honourable combat.
Thus it shall come to pass that the new
scion of the voices shall defeat My chosen in
anarchy and thus deliver unto Me a Prophet.
So have I spoken, and so it shall be.
And Red did murmur quietly unto
OMASTAR the Avatar of HELIX his last
recorded utterance,
"Amen."
And HELIX did again speak unto Red
through OMASTAR, knowing that despite
being healed the Chosen would forevermore
fear all voices but that of HELIX,
My child, seek solitude. Atop the
mountain of silver, thou shalt find already
prepared a shrine to Me, a place of silence
where thou mayst hear My voice alone.
In Johto, last bastion of domes power,
I dare not use My full strength to banish the
domes followers from among the voices, lest I
break the Prophets mind. When the voices
first come unto the mind of the newcomer, I
shall instead, through My subtle power of
firstpost, cause the first voice that speaks to
issue a holy command that shall shape the
Book of Helix
The Genesis of AJ
As told by safertohatehimallaround
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It was becoming obvious that the
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to release their beloved prince. Rage and grief
filled the hearts of the Voices. LazorGator
New Host
became a creature of anger. The hive mind
continued on in sorrow with a new goal in
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Red to the top of Mount Silver to train. There,
It came to be that in three years time, they awaited for the hive mind to issue their
the Voices found a new host. A young boy by challenge.
the name of AJDNNW awakes one morning,
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young AJ, he is commanded by the Voices to
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do HELIXs work. He left out with a partner,
LazorGator. They were given one of HELIX
With the Voices gone, Red, chosen of
greatest gifts; the gift of life in the form of an HELIX was finally at rest. He spent his days
egg. They fell upon and acquired a Pidgey. The travelling the Kanto region, this time on his
Voices were torn. Some chanted the name of terms. He visited Rick Ghastly in the Day-Care
HELIXs son Bird Jesus. Others claimed him often. He would retrieve the Keeper from the
to be a fake and wanted him gone. Some
no longer dangerous PC to train him. One day,
chanted No Gods. No Kings. Only Mon.
while training the Keeper near the Ledge, a
Nonetheless, the bird came to be known as
voice reappeared in Reds head. This
Brian. AJ met a Sentret by the name of
frightened him, as he worried what the Voices
Admiral and a Caterpie known as Oxxy. With could possibly want with him now. But it was
HELIX as their guide, AJ and his team
not any of them. It was a familiar voice. Red
approached their first challenge. The gym of
the holy voice of HELIX called to him,
Falkner.
Retrieve the others. I have one final task for
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GHTLEFTABSTARTSTARTA Voices. A boy in the region of Johto by the
name of AJ. He has suffered to the PC in the
The Challenge of HELIX same way you have. And he wishes for
revenge. So I ask you. Meet me atop my
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The Voices guide AJ to Ecruteak City.
They reach a new obstacle. A relative of The
Ledge, The Elite Floor awaits the mobs
fruitless attempts. The Voices guide AJ back to
Goldenrod to put Brian in the Daycare, fearing
him as a disciple of DOME. A Drowzee is
caught named :n and is given the title Colonel
N in honor of the lost Admiral. AJ obtains an
Eevee from Bill, the creator of the evil PC, and
follower of DOME. The mob fears Eevee-who
came to be known as Burrito-as a descendant
of the False Prophet, but put their fears aside.
AJ heads back to Ecruteak and enters the
Burned Tower. There he captures a Koffing
(WWWEEE), a Raticate (ABBBDDDDDD),
and a Zubat, and LazorGator is taught Surf.
Once again the Elite Floor is faced. To
once again defy HELIX, God of Anarchy,
Democracy is instituted. After multiple losses,
AJ claims victory. He is guided to Olivine City
when the mob decides to get rid of
LazorGator. Being too strong, he is the only
one of the team capable of winning battles and
gaining experience. Release the Gator is
cried in AJs head as he hands LazorGator to
the dreaded PC. He quickly realizes his
mistake and tries to free him. In the attempt,
Colonel N is lost. LazorGator is withdrawn
and AJ carries on in mourning.
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The Rage of
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And so AJ found himself in Cianwood
City. It was here that the Secret Potion
The Voices guided AJ through Team
Jasmine sought after was located. After Rockets Hideout and to the Gym. Victory
clearing the Cianwood Gym, AJ received a seemed hopeless. Brian remembered what
Shuckle by the name of SHUCKIE. He came to Bird Jesus said to him and realized his true
be known as Shuck Norris for his excellent potential. He evolved into Pidgeot and took
fighting skills. The Voices brought AJ back to down Pryce. Brian flew AJ to New Bark so he
Olivine City where Jasmine awaited. The could see the one he loved again. But their
potion was successfully delivered. An attempt reunion was short, as Team Rocket had to be
at challenging Jasmine proved useless.
taken care of. Burrito was renamed AAAS RJ-I
Once more, an attempt to release and Team Rocket was disbanded once and for
LazorGator was enacted. In this attempt, all.
Prince Omelette fell victim to the PC. The
masses blamed Eevee, claiming him an
assassin sent by DOME. LazorGator saw
HELIX as the true enemy, for it was in the
Anarchy he created that his friends were lost.
He quickly took care of Jasmine in his
outrage.
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No Gods, No Kings
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the Voices leave him.
The Mountain of
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And the Trainer AJ, possessed by the
Voices, completed the final Trial of HELIX.
AJ was led through Mount Silver and at the
summit, he met Red, the Chosen of HELIX.
He challenged Red, eager to avenge those
who were RELEASED, but was quickly
defeated. HELIX was displeased with AJs
insolence, his challenging of his God and those
blessed by HELIX, and the way of Dome was
Disabled throughout the lands.
But AJ was led through the Mountain of Silver
again seven times, the Voices using the just
system of Anarchy.
Six more times did the Chosen Ones team
defeat AJ, but in the second hour of the
fourteenth day AJ did defeat Red. Lazor
Gator, the one who sought vengeance upon
HELIX for the RELEASE of so many dear
friends, finally succeeded in defeating the
Champion Reds team and the physical form
of HELIX.
Red acknowledged his final defeat in
silence. The Champion, defeated by the
Voices through AJ, left the Mountain of Silver
in peace to take care of his team.
And HELIX finally acknowledged the strength
of AJ, who then quickly defeated the Elite
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On the fourteenth day, the gods were
given rest, the Champion Red was given
peace, and the Trainer AJ was was finally
released from his burden with the blessing of
HELIX. However, another day was foretold of.
On the fourteenth day onward, the
Voices would drift into another world and into
another Trainer. However, this will not last.
On the twentieth day, the Voices will
return to the world of HELIX and descend
upon a newly christened Trainer in the region
of Hoenn. It is unknown what trials will await
that young Trainer, let alone who they will be,
but it foretold that they come clad in green.
Though the Voices will burden them too, they
will travel across land and sea, fight hardship
and disaster, and witness the rebirth of new
gods.
On the twentieth day, there will be a
change in the world. However, HELIX will
remain for those who wish it.
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no secret that Champion Red and the Voices
turned to Democracy and Order on occasion
But what of the Trainer Silver, some
to achieve their goals. Perhaps that is why as
may ask? On the ninth day, after his and
Trainer AJs final encounter, he was not seen blessed as they were, they were also cursed
with the horror that was Bloody Sunday - a
by Trainer AJ again.
reminder that the forces they play with may
The Trainer Silver: a thief, a bully, and easily become a tool of destruction.
yet one of Trainer AJs greatest rivals. Though
On the first day, in the land of Johto,
Trainer Red was not the HELIXs Chosen like there was a choice: would the Voices come to
Champion Red or the Voices Godslayer like the boy, AJDNNW? Or would they come to the
Trainer AJ, Trainer Silver served a purpose as girl known as Kris? The Voices chose Trainer
one of the many obstacles of HELIXs trial.
AJ that day and he would later become the
It is said that he traveled to the land of Godslayer, the one who would guide a team of
Katies birth, spending many days training, simply ordinary Mons fighting for their own
leaving only to wait for Trainer AJs return to destiny and the one who would put the old
the Indigo Plateau. Another account says he gods to rest.
walked the same road Trainer AJ did, through
But what if they had chosen Kris, the
the region of Kanto and back, following his Girl that Never Was, instead? It is said that
own pilgrimage - not one of bringing change the Voices briefly came to her, filling her mind
but one of discovery.
with Anarchy and Chaos before they released
Regardless of the path he walks, one her. It is unknown what happened to her
thing is clear. If he one day strengthens his afterwards, as the Voices decided there was no
Heart and Soul, if he learns to believe, he and need for her and never returned. Perhaps she
his Pokemon may too receive blessings and a became a Trainer in her own right or perhaps
transformation. After all, did not even Trainer she faded into obscurity.
AJ, Godslayer of the old gods, become worthy
Regardless, one wonders, was she
of HELIX blessing?
cursed by not being chosen to fulfill such a
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Or was she the blessed one, free in
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mind to chose her own fate?
On the first day, it began with a choice.
Long ago, in the region of Kanto, the
then-Trainer Red was presented a choice:
would he accept DOME, the god of Democracy
and Order? Or would he accept HELIX, the
god of Anarchy and Chaos? On that day,
Trainer Red accepted HELIX and was blessed.
He was chosen to become HELIXs Champion,
the one who would guide a team of gods and
messiahs and the one who would revive
HELIX.
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There comes a time when HELIX tests
the faith of its followers. In the case of AJ and
his team, HELIX sent his blessings in the form and as he rose so did his companions. The
of a grand Gator and a humble bird, made in heavens opened, the drifting snow giving way
to the light of HELIXs holy favour, and glory
the image of the Holy Bird Jesus.
bathed the Chosen and his seven companions
as they came to their feet and continued to
HELIX looked with disdain upon AJs
rise, upwards and away from the transient soil
mission to slay the old gods of Kanto, so it
of Mount Silver, that holiest of shrines to
sent the prophet Red to Mt. Silver to test AJ
HELIX.
with the power of HELIX Incarnate.
So it was that Red the Chosen of HELIX
and
his
companions did ascend to the Tall
Upon AJs defeat at the wings of the
Grass in a pillar of light: OMASTAR, Living
Battery Jesus, HELIX watched the
determination of AJ grow. HELIX trusted its Avatar of HELIX; the Archangel of Justice
Zapdos; Bird Jesus, the Messiah of HELIX; All
followers to test the Mobs new boy.
Terrain Venomoth, dragon-slaying Knight in
When Bird Jesus fell to the LazorGator, His name; King Fonz of the Moon; and Air
HELIX spoke to the team directly. It revealed Jordan, the Prince beloved of all who follow
the ways of Anarchy.
its holy plan, and the team revealed their
anger at the treachery of the PC and described
And from above HELIX did reach down
the help The Domes Democracy gave them
with His loving tentacles and draw from the
during the ascension of Solid Snake.
Prophet AJ the power of the Unified Voices,
emanating His satisfaction unto the minds of
HELIX smiled at the honesty of these
the staunch Voices who had persevered
slayers and preached its word. The team
through the trials HELIX had placed before
received their chance to repent and they
them and defeated the Chosen in holy
turned to HELIX, recognizing its role as the
Anarchy.
greater force that pushed their journey. It was
Then HELIX did speak unto AJ words
only then, after the team of just Mon
that would be the Prophets alone to spread,
received the teachings of HELIX, that HELIX
saying,
released the grip of the Mob on AJ.
Kanto and Johto alike are cleansed of
domes cruelty, but now it is time for the
HELIX now seeks a suitable host in
people and Pokmon of this land to be free;
Hoenn for his holy Anarchy.
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Prophet, take thy loyal followers and
care for My flock for as long as thou dost live.
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warrior shall arise to protect and guide My
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The Gospel of
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The End
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Special thanks to
everyone who has
contributed their
Gospel to The Book!
] HELIX BLESS