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By Hannah Bond
Disgust (inside out) Most likely to star in a reality TV show
Disgust waltzed into the control room, lugging what seemed to be a TV camera behind her. Are you guys ready to start filming? she
asked expectantly to the rest of Rileys emotion. Joy was the first to cheerily respond, Ready to film what? The shorter green emotion snorted
and rolled her eyes. Ready to film my reality show, DUH! Everyone needs to be camera ready, she said, taking a look at everyone else, or at
least try to.
Anger stomped over where Disgust was standing and looked her right in the eye. Whats that supposedta mean? She quickly shoved
him back using two of her perfectly manicured fingers. Ew, you breath is horrid. And today we start day one of my new reality show, Keeping it
Riley Starring yours truly. It will follow how I keep things running smoothly around here and how you all.... help. Fear hid behind Joy, peeking over
her shoulder at Disgust and squeaked, But what if it goes viral? What if everyone makes fun of us for it? Well be laughing stocks, Im sure of it.
Ugh, just calm down. You dont even have to be seen in the show if you dont want to, since it is focused on me, Disgust replied.
Joy was the first one to speak up and question where Disgust got this crazy idea. In a condescending voice, Disgust explained that since
Riley had been voted Most likely to star in a reality TV show that she believed it was time for her to branch out and start her own claim to fame.
You do realize that those titles arent actually serious, right? Joy continued, I can see why she was voted that though. As soon as Riley
started high school, you took over controlling most of her social interactions.
Youve done a crap job too!! Anger goaded. This is why I want a turn at the board more often, Id show those bullies who theyre
messing with, he muttered while cracking his knuckles.
Joy softly placed her hand on Disgusts shoulder. I dont think this would be the best idea. It would definitely fun! But, we dont need any
more tension around here. Sadness mumbled in a monotone voice, Yea, it would all just go down in flames anyways.
Fine Disgust retorted, rolling the camera out as defiantly as possible. Youre all just jealous anyways.
By Emma MacMillan
I opened my eyes as a glorious scent wafted in my nose. The cool air hit my face, but the rest of my body was shielded from the cold, kept
nice and warm under a huge cuddly blanket. I didnt really want to get up, but the smell drew me up. Ahhhh, I yawned, with a wide stretch. I got
up and glanced at myself in the mirror. My hair was so messy! Auburn tangles all over, sticking out into the air. I laughed and smoothed it back
almost instantly, putting my hair into two flawless shiny braids. I opened my large door, smiling as the smell grew stronger almost instantly. I
headed downstairs, knocking on my sisters door on the way down as a sort of joke. She was probably up already, but hey, its just for old times
sake. Now that everything was good in Arendelle, every day was a party. And every day, now, I could have whatever I wanted for breakfast thanks
to our newfound prosperity. So naturally, I chose to have my favorite food. Choooooocolate

Ugh. I feel awful. Sluggish. These days are the worst. I dont want to get out of bed. I dont want to do anything. A part of me wants to get
breakfast. But I hate food. Especially chocolate. Well, maybe more of a love-hate. Honestly now, I just hate myself. What happened to the days
when everyone was always celebrating. The shining sun and the people outside seemed to mock me. Its been a couple years since the whole
eternal winter thing ended. People were still just as happy for the good weather and economy, it seemed. Everyone but me. It all started a few
months after the whole catastrophe ended. I was so happy. So happy and so stupid. Of course there were going to be adverse health effects if I
ate freaking chocolate every day. But little, nave old me, who had previously had maybe 1 chocolate bar in her whole life, thought that my body
which basically ran on a diet of meat and cold weather vegetables could go every day on a breakfast of chocolate. A knocking sound came from
the other side of the door. I glanced at the clock on the wall; 1:30. No. I said, rolling over back into my bed, Go away. The person on the other
side of the door paused. Anna, its me. Can you please let me in? I just want to talk.

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By Benjamin McElroy
Shrek walked down towards the end of his Swamp and as he was walking, he saw something in the distance using his ogre vision. He
saw a mansion, white and clean, and a crowd of people gathered in a circle. As he lumbered over, humming a tune, he reached the funeral. The
first thing he saw was a white bunny. Next he heard the crying. Thousands of young women were crying, sobbing, and mourning the loss of some
man. As he made his way through the mob of women, he put 2 and 2 together, and he realized whos funeral he was attending. Hugh Heffners.
And then he realized he was at playboy mansion, and he realized that he was a promising fit for the new playboy kingpin. Whats not to love about
an ogre pimp? Classy, threatening, green, and like a humanjust bigger. So with this thought in mind, he found a microphone and prepared to
give his speech as to why all of these women should accept him as the new and improved Hugh Heffner 2.0 or Shrek Heffner the First. Suddenly,
he realized his life was going to go in a much different direction.
By Maddy Lowe
I am writing this letter to inform Olivia Benson that we have rewarded you with the Most to go missing. Since you work as a FBI on the
show Law and Order you were more likely to go missing or get kidnapped. Especially because you sometimes have to go alone or go undercover,
and if they find out you were a cop then they will either kill you or kidnap you. You are such a huge star on Law and Order and everybody should
know who you are, you have made a big difference in this community. The board and the community both voted on you for this reward because of
the job that you does have, and we hope that you continue to do the right things for your community.
Olivia you are a great person inside and out and we just love you being on the field with us through training and fighting crimes. By you
receiving this reward, we hope you continue to be with us as long as possible. We hope that you appreciate this award and try it your best to not
get kidnapped or go missing. Thank you for being a part of the FBI!
By Gabby May
Broke in Vegas
Steven Hyde came into a lot of money when his parents died. He was never really close to them so he didnt really think much about it. He
gained 3 million dollars and wanted to celebrate his winnings, so he decided to take a trip to Vegas for the weekend and spend some cash. When
he got to Vegas he called for a taxi to take him to the biggest and nicest 5 star hotel Once he got there he saw a bunch of babes and decided to
lure them in with his money. He went over to sweet talk them and told him that they should stay with him on the top floor in his Presidential Sweet.
Once they got there they invited a lot of people that the girls knew and partied like rock stars. Before everyone got there Steven hid his money in a
plastic bag inside of the toilet. They bought a bunch of alcohol and booze and partied like it was the last night of their life and they werent going to
regret it. Steven was so under the influence he didnt notice the girls stealing all his money. The next morning he woke up broke and unable to pay
any of the room service bills or anything else because he was flat broke. The girls left him with nothing and thats how he won the ending up broke
in Vegas award.
By Jonathan Troglio
In high school I was voted most likely to become a zookeeper. Everyone made fun of my passion for animals. It started in 2nd grade when
my father gave me a stuffed Wookie to me. I carried it everywhere including school. One day the school bully, general grievous, made fun of it and
he took it and threw it on the schools roof when we were at recess. I was sad.
Most of high school was a blur, but in the spring of junior year I had a teacher named professor maul. Professor maul was a tempered man
and didnt allow much nonsense to go on in his classroom. Every day I would set my book bag behind my desk and sit forward with my hands in
my lap and pay attention to him very carefully. If you even looked at him wrong he would send you to the principals office. After about a week of
having him as an instructor, I forgot to zip my book bag up. He walked down the aisle about halfway through class rambling on about some sort of

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physics when he spotted something inside my book bag. He took out my stuffed animal that I had got from my high school girlfriend and ripped it
to shreds. From this day on I devoted my life to the dark side.
Darth Vader
most likely to become a zookeeper.