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Desdemona and Sharon take one step out of their house, both
with their left foot, carrying soccer gear. They look out
determinedly, then both simultaneously look sharply left to
see Jack and Fillis on the porch next door who are also
carrying soccer gear, staring back at them. They squint
angrily in unison.
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2.
BEA
Lispy. Four-eyes. Old-Fashion
weirdo. Spaz attack.
Sharon spazzes.
BEA
We dont want you here.
ALL TEAM
Yeeeaah!
The rest of the team stares them down, then resumes playing.
The four sadly turn away, but Desdemona longingly turns back
to stare at OLIVER, a cute boy on the soccer team and
Desdemonas far away love, only to be jolted back by Sharon.
and trudge back home.
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3.
JACK
Tell me about it.
(First house.)
DESDEMONA
Art thou afeared to be in thine own
act and valor as thou art in
desire?
SHARON
...what?
(Second house.)
FILLIS
You know, theyre just jealous.
Its so ennuyeux.
JACK
Theyre so barbaric in their after
school activities! If only we were
cool enough to assemble our own A
team!
(First house.)
The girls sigh.
(Second house.)
The pair sigh, then Fillis lights up and opens her mouth to
say something.
(First house.)
Sharon and Des are looking at each other in excitement.
SHARON
We should start our own team!
Second house.
JACK
What a swell idea!
First house.
SHARON
We should start our own team!
4.
DESDEMONA
Thou hast said that before...
Sharon facepalms.
SHARON
Stupid!
Second house.
JACK AND FILLIS
Whiffle ball!
First house.
SHARON AND DESDEMONA
Squash!
Second house. JANICE, the snooty queen mother of Jack and
Fillis, enters their room happily.
JANICE
Farquhar anyone?
Still looking at each other.
JACK AND FILLIS
(Brightly) No mother!
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5.
SHARON
Playing squish!
DESDEMONA
(Whispered) Squash.
SHARON
Squash!
Sharon facepalms.
FILLIS
To my knowledge, squash actually
involved two players hitting one
singular ball at a wall which I
dont seem to see here...
SHARON
Well, were using a net instead
so...
FILLIS
Isnt that called tennis?
JACK
Yeah stupid.
DESDEMONA
Thou elvish-marked, abortive
rooting-hogsThey give her a fleeting look of confusion.
FILLIS
Well, were playing whiffle ball.
SHARON
Thats a tennis racquet.
JACK
Yeah so?
DESDEMONA
You fools, you doth possess a
tennis ball as well!
JACK
(Really slowly. POed.) Shut. Up.
Go into slow motion. Arc shot. Major stare. Michael Buble
says his thing (insert sound effect). They begin to swing at
each other with their racquets as "Silent Night" plays. Slow
motion action scene, then cut.
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7.
JANICE
Perhaps you could reach a
compromise?
FILLIS
What, sq-squiffle? Whaffle?
MILLIE
How about tennis!
The four kids ad-lib annoyance and disgust at this.
JANICE
Croquet?
Ew!
MILLIE
Pickle ball!
Ugh.
Filliss face lights up with an idea.
FILLIS
Are you thinking what Im thinking?
They go from absolutely blank to a complete unified
understanding of each others thoughts.
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8.
FILLIS
Anyone care to join?
They all slowly filter away. Oliver is the last to leave. He
and Desdemona make quick eye contact, but he turns to go
regardless. She sighs.
DESDEMONA
Be careful with this heart, it will
explode if the light of this star
fades.
Jack approaches her from behind and puts a comforting arm
around her. She leans her head onto his shoulder.
JACK
Hes really gotcha, doesnt he?
DESDEMONA
As I said, this heart dothThey make eye contact and it gets all dreamy-like.
DESDEMONA
(Completely normal) Damn.
FILLIS
Serves up!
A ball is thrown into the air. Racquet up, then cut to
black!