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CONTENTS.
CHAPTER
3AMANTHA AT SARATOGA
I.
.
CHAPTER
CHAPTER
CHAPTER
CHAPTER
40
75
.89
VI.
.
.10)
116
128
VII.
WALK
....
CHAPTER
IOSIAH'S FLIRTATIONS
r.
V.
WE ARRIVE AT SARATOGA
CHAPTER
28
IV.
CHAPTER
e,
Ilf.
CHAPTER
1U
II.
SARATOGA BY DAYLIGHT
IX.
(lii)
1116431
148
CONTENTS.
It
CHAPTER
FLAMM
MISS G. WASHINGTON
PAGE
X.
VISIT TO
CHAPTER XI.
THE INDIAN ENCAMPMENT
A DRIVE
TO SARATOGA LAKE
CHAPTER
174
200
221
239
XII.
.
CHAPTER XIIL
VISITS TO NOTABLE PLACES
CHAPTER XIV.
LAKE GEORGE AND MOUNT McGREGOB
266
CHAPTER XV.
ADVENTURES AT VARIOUS SPRINGS
279
290
315
381
CHAPTER XVI
AT A LAWN PARTY
CHAPTER XVIL
TRIP TO SCHUYLERVILLE
CHAPTER XVIIL
THE
ST.
CHRISTINA'S
CHAPTER
HOME
.
XIX.'
.
343
CHAPTER XX.
AN ACCIDENT WITH RESULTS
360
A SORT OF PREFACE.
WHICH
IT IS
WHEN
But I explained
"
he said, " Oh, shaw
But I went on nobly, onmindful of that shaw, as
female pardners have to be, if they accomplish all the
And
talkin' they
And
sez
to think
want to.
I, "It duz seem
how
gettin ?
How
ders of
Home
are
left
it,
Americans are a
A RUNNIN* VINE.
2
wreathin'
its
way up
to the heavens
all
dead and
The
minds.
But
it
duz seem
sweet restful
sort o'
solemn to think
like ivy
I've
how
the
round tha
tears, to
tion,
think
how
and domestic
and content
how soon
and folks
OUR OLD
use
as
it
FATHERS.
Jest as
puts its
or
lilock
post,
bush, they pull it up, and start off with it. And then
its roots get dry, and it is some time before it will be
secli,
it.
it
little
human
and so
on
And
bein'.
then
it
is
little
Why
think
on.
sometimes
used to
down
set
makes me
fairly heart-sick to
And
on't.
They used
it
it
must be they
did.
must have
'em
set
How
Good land
rich old
by
it
during the
last
hundred years of
Where
is
it
American patriarks
will set
what stay
to
cal!
What
How
Abraham
settled
SLIGHT PREPARATIONS.
of fashion.
to bed,
and went to
me as if it would.
And when these few
how could
they
ON THE
GO.
And jest
think
tryin' to
fast.
And what
did they
Now
know of the
hardships of civil
Miss
and
winters,
go
to two or three big receptions every day, and to din
ner parties, and theatre parties, and operas and such
like, evenin's, and receive and return about three
thousand calls, and be on more 'n a dozen charitable
boards (hard boards they be too, some on 'em) and
be on the go the
Jots of other projects and enterprizes
ization?
Abraham had
to
sposen
to live in
the
sposen
case,
New York
feet
upon high-
and more
too,
the sea-shore
added.
And
Then
to
all
LUKER GATHERERS.
And so on
picture galleries, etc., added.
in
the
fall
it all over
to
begin
agin.
agin
Miss Abraham would be so tuckered out be
sickness,
home
Why
fore she
why
tracted
there,
And
no
tele-
graf to head
1
i
And
know
that if he
a goose, or chase
it
up
till
they
wuz
goose-quill.
And
put
it
down
so,
they could
the boy
and
this,
that underlies
all
down and
view
a broader horizeon.
And
he
feels lots
of times
This
^>1
it.
old world
is
a minute to
on a tramp,
oil
up
"frith it.
its
too.
It can't
old axeltrys
it
seem
moves
It seems to be in a hurry.
to stop
on, and
Everything seems to be
in a
And some
where I can
set
down, and
set for
some
time.
to sleep agin.)
down
so.
duty
to sail.
Josiah wants
to.
in a hurry.
Husbands
But, as I say, everybody
can't hardly find time to keep up a acquaintance
with their wives. Fathers don't have no time to get
is
up a intimate
Mothers are
acquaintance with
their
children.
hurry
The
old folks at
eyes for the letter that don't come, for the busy son
or daughter hasn't time to write it no, they are too
busy a
home
tearin'
love,
affection
and
BEYOND THE
SUNSET.
is in a
hurry to get somewhere
go on, it can't wait. It is a trampin' on over
the Western slopes, a trampin' over red men, and
black men, and some white men a hurryin' on to the
West hurryin' on to the sea. And what then ?
else, to
it
Some
tired forward,
its
set there
fcr
to.
I s'pose
off
somewhere
sunset.
its
nater
will look off longingly onto the farthat lays over the waters
beyend the
it
9AMANTHA AT SARATOGA.
THE
or a
come
idee on't
little
to
me one day
before sundown.
wuz a
about sundown,
settin' in calm
I can't
it
tell,
nor Josiah
can't.
We have
talked about
sense.
be.
They
will creep
in,
and
mind
(entirely
unbeknown
to
I never
knew
nothia*
JOSIAH SCORFING.
about
nor
it,
how
But
got there.
it
1>
there
it
wuz,
me
to Saratoga for ?
my
But
side, or
still
Sez
it.
None of
on hison
that idee
What
should
we
we go ? "
a hantin me; "YouM
why
kep'
"
I,
should
curing
said,
corns
Sez
"
I,
" Josiah
Allen, stranger things have beeo
''
I,
that water
is
very strong.
It doe>
wonders."
And
1
could cure
" If it
Sez
tfTth
sez,
" Don't
you believe
em ?
then
would keep a
tellin'
me
DR.
12
GALE CONSULTED.
it
And
Good
old
to.
my
him?"
" on the
hull, I advise you to go."
Yes,"
Them words I reported to Josiah, and sez I fa
anxious axents, " Dr. Gale advises us to go."
sez he,
at the idee."
page n.
J4
And
Josiah
"I
guess
sez,
mind what
I shan't
that
Them wuz my
pardner's words,
on 'em.
much
as I hate to
to
more voyalent
effort.
And
I made
it.
For
three
stiddy days I put before that man the best vittles that
these hands could make, or this brain could plan.
so
it
wuz
summer we wuz
And
to
go to Saratoga.
made up
to
havin' sunthin
and whiskers.
a gay stripe
made
down
triumphent.
JOSIAH'S PREPARATIONS.
15
tie
megatly took
it
my silk
gay.
calculated to wear
a sight for
But
men and
he didn't.
He
neck-tie
into
that
intended and
Saratoga,
I hadn't broke
angels, if
it
up.
was power
me) all off the
He
He
said,
he
wuz bound on
have ground
me down
And
take
my
stand
"
!
A STAND ON WHISKERS.
16
" Josiah
Allen,
impressive way, as I looked on 'em,
"
remember you are a father and a grandfather !
And he sez firmly, " If I wuz a great-grandfather
I would trim my whiskers in jest this way, that is if
I wuz a goin' to set up to be fashionable and a goin'
to Saratoga for my health."
And I groaned kinder low to myself, and kep*
hopin' that mebby they wouldn't grow very fast, or
that some axident
would happen
dent,
they wuz
I ever
see.
And when we
o'
till
whiskers that
and looked
some like one. There wuz no look of a class-leader,
and a perfesser about 'em, and I told him so. But
he worshiped 'em, and gloried in the idee of goin' afar
to show 'em off.
But the neighbors received the news that we wuz
as long as a shavin' brush,
envy.
any, to go to
17
good a one as
jest as
it.
open
my own
got into us, instid of our gettiu' into the water, but I
didn't make him understand, for I hearn afterwards
The
lims,
all
school teacher, a
me
"
he sez to
And
it
wuz on
the stoop
wimen
side of a canal,
and a
and know
all
about
it.
Lots of
why
I should
feel in
a suf-
A STIDDY CONVERSATION.
ferin* condition for
and
if
J9
I did,
why
up
And
it
would have
killed
me
outright
grave stuns.
LOW-NECKED DRESSES.
20
wuz
quite
to Sar
atoga.
But
Sister
Minkley,
sister in
waltzes.
" I haint
thought of doin' it, I haint
of
dancin'
round
or square or any other
thought
And
sez,
shape/'
And
wuz
we were a
up
that minute
talkin'
and
it
sez she,
" It seems to
me, Josiah Allen's wife, that you are too
old to wear low-necked dresses and short sleeves."
" And I
should think you'd take cold a goin' bare
"
Why,"
"
Yes," sez I.
" Well then
you have got to wear 'em," says Miss
"
Bobbet.
They don't let anybody inside of the in
corporation without they have got on a low-necked
dress
and short
sleeves."
21
" if
bare-headed," sez Miss Spink ;
they
have got a thing on their heads they won't let 'em
a And
in."
Sez
I,
who
niece
had been
And
Celestine Bobbet,
Celestine,
hearn
last
Uncle Ephraim's
it
low necks."
"
word."
things wuzn't so, but I
the prevail! n' opinion.
For when I
went to see the dressmaker about makin' me a dress
found
it
wuz
for the occasion, I see she felt just like the rest about
,&
My dress
it.
I would have
I thought
alpacky.
ready.
I bought the dress the 7th day of November early
in the forenoon, the next day after my pardner con
wedth.
if
it
was firm
sez she
"I
s'pose you are goin' to have it made with a long
train, and low neck and short sleeves, and the waist
all girted
down
to a taper ?"
wuz a long
piece,
and firm
as iron.
But she
is
He
says to me,
Saratoga
is
a beautiful
spah.'
page
19.
24
allowed in Saratoga
laughed at
if
Why
not ?
"
sez she,
member of
the
meetin*
a low-necked dress?
" it is all
"
the fashion
and
wimmen
Who
And
It
crushed bones
down
blood
so's the
can't circulate,
it is
take
it
into
my head
to kill myself,
Alminy Hagidone,
goin' to
sez,
"
You
ortn't to
go
to Saratoga if
of
25
trains a hangin'
the streets, and ev'ry one on 'em with low necks and
short sleeves, and all on 'em a flirting with some
man."
"
"
Truly," sez
come to me. I
I,
am
needed there.
why
But I don't
the idee
have a high
believe
it
is
so."
"
it
"
stern principled a
say it that shouldn't.
measured
mom "
And
I see
and seemed
But I
moral
didn't,
and
Thinkses
neither.
effect
Thinkses
I,
on
I,
didn't
mebby
them other
when they
it
wimmen there.
woman melted and
old
see another
SOOTHING A PARDNER.
26
mebby
wuz
to
they
have
wuz
the dress, if
goin' I
so wuz
it
wuz calm
my
my
in
frame most
all
pardner.
may
site one.
and middlin'
oftener
cross, as
start
them
9 cases out of 10
their restlessness
Why
off
lift
and
this is so
restless
their crossness.
I cannot
tell,
no more than
know
can
it
is
it
And
?
jest the prospect
woman
of a tower ahead
is
a great
in
rulin'
QUELLING A PARDENER.
how jest
27
great
is
B.
TUTT AND HER MOTHER.
to resoom
and continue
Jl
as
temper
wuz a
tjie
Josiah, at he
all
on.
decided,
I was a settin1
and plans
laid
on
fire
and pliable in my
darnin' 'em with, my
time a peacefelly sawin* wood in the
woosted I
same
wuz a
I,t
still
The
oldest one
in her face
and had
am
sary."
26
itself,
"I
am
a nose to be looked up
A HARD
which wuz very
SIGHT.
and her
thin,
elboes,
29
which wuz vary
sharp.
Her
dress
was a
stiff sort
and
it
elboes.
that stood
up
straight
and
sort
a sharp lookin\
She had a long sharp breast-pin sort
a stabbed in through the front of her stiff standin'
collar,
sot out
lisle
sense.
it all
and
skairful.
The
a
soft fat
pole that
it
She wuz
dress
wuz
sort a drabbly
down on
lips,
some
as
A BAGFULL OF POEMS,
30
and
this
is
my
my
oldest,
and
bowed
real polite
and
said,
"
wuz glad
to
is
make
that that
wuz my name
and my station, and she went on, and sez she: "I
have hearn on you through my husband's 2d cousin,
Cephas Tutt.
"
"
Cephas," sez she, bein' wrote to by me on the
subject of Ardelia, the same letter containin' seven
poems of hern, and on bein' asked to point out the
quickest way to make ner name and fame known to
the world at large, wrote back that he havin' always
dealt in butter and lard, wuzn't up to the market price
in poetry, and that you would be a good one to go to
'
for advice.
And
bag she
carried on her
we took
arm
ness.
this
bag
full of Ardelia's
"
and
sithed.
4 quarts and
it
wuz full.
A SOARIN^ GENIUS.
"I
31
" that
you are sorry that
we didn't
them.
rent,
She wuz firm and decided doin' her own erand not payin' no attention to anything, nor
anybody
else.
arm
to
Miss Allen
treat.
Read
it
Ardelia."
She
poem
" There
haint that
a remarkable
"
mphly.
No,"
sez I honestly,
poem on
JOY AND
delia
BUSINESS.
33
tiful thing."
my
children to
make
you
from Tuttville
way
out here
Ardelia, begin
all
"
" Haint that a most remarkable
poem ?
And
"
Yes,
it is
"
of poesy
that
it
is
let
me
read to
you a poem sh
^ POEM OF
34
PASSlOtf.
Tutt read
"LINES ON
A CAT
"WRITTEN BY AEDELIA
u
At the age of
'*
Oh
TOTT,
Cat
The
"
you think,"
sez
"
Yes," sez I reasonably, no doubt she liked, the
cat."
"Oh
Miss Tutt.
It's
of
ble
I simply handled
the cat to
how
We
"No
didnV'
I,
line,
do you not
calmly,
"but he
PEGASUS.
I
mad and
35
I hastened to say
and
writer.
He
continued
mere common
"
:
would
off
sound on 'em."
" Out of
envy and jealousy, the rankest envy, and
the shearest jealousy, them verses wuz sent back with
the infamous request that she should use 'em for curl
But she sot right down and wrote fortypapers.
eight verses on a
eighteen minutes.
and weeks
it
poets,
weeks
to write."
"I
persume so," sez
I,
" I dare
persume to say, they
"And now,"
horse,
and do
it
sez
at once f
36
to pause, to listen,
and then
knew
"
We
deathless, immortal
If
penses, luxuries, clothing, jewelry, charity, etc.
we enrich the world with this rare genius, the world
must enrich us with its richest emmolients. Will you
see that
you
to ?
we have
do as I asked
Will you seat her immegately where I want
it
Will you
at onee
her sot?
" I can't
get her up there alone, I
"
haint strong enough."
Sez I, sort a mekanikly,
I
have got the rheumatez."
" So
scoff me do
to
?
I came to
Soz
I,
considering
you
get
you
you
"
a scoff?
bread, am I to get worse than a stun
" I haint
gin you no scoff," sez I, a spunkin' up a
"I
haint
little,
thought on it. I like Ardelia and
wish her well, but I can't do merikles, I can't compel
the public to like things if they don't."
Sez Miss Tutt, " You are jealous of her, you hate
her."
"
"
No, I don't," sez I, I haiut jealous of her, and
35
I
Ue<
girl/' sez
j.
me,
young
see
it.
life,
all
in such a
it
duz
to
through
mornin' skies, a big white dove a soarin' up through
the blue heavens."
Sez Miss Tutt, "
wont own
"
No
it,
"
!
You
sez I,
you
do."
tell
you that I
there,
when I
pullet, a jumpin'
plump
down from
And
!
'
my
wuz
Why/'
sez I reasonably.
"
Hens
9
are necessary
Hens
flyin'.
can't fly.
it.
and
sights of trouble
can't!
when hens
down
it is
and
settle
how
a not forgettin'
downy
it
fill
and
haint
them
be happy and
TUFF SIGHTS.
40
beautiful in
life
in jest as honerable
flyin'
down
Now
can
set
Ardelia
down
in a cushioned arm-chair
by a happy
fire
light of her
happy
heart.
But she
up on
can't sit
"
No,"
sez I,
tc
it.
"
question straight to
me and depend
a answer
seein'
4J
better in
if
" There
is
nothin' so useless in
life,
and so
sort
haint there."
it
Sez Miss Tutt, " Josiah Allen's wife, you have for
reasens best known to your conscience baulked my
hopes of a speedy immortality. You have willfully
tried to break down my hopes of an immense, imme
Sez I
buttery,
A FEARFUL SEEN.
42
<f
When
vancin' tread of a
new
listenin' intently to
you
you give
it
not."
with it."
"
"
"
sez Miss Tutt.
Jealousy
Jealousy might well
rank
this.
Envy,
envy might breathe the
whisper
!
But
I can see
through it."
"
Well," sez
and
if she
into the
I,
wore
wuz my
fire,
She stood
through
and
for a
set
it,"
sez
she.
with.
"
out,
girl,
her to a trade."
me through and
seemed as if there
Why
it
ENOUGH OF
Now my
TROUBLES.
43
floor
glass, almost, it
off
to
and
family.
Miss Pixley's.
sick with
the tyfus before she had been there two weeks and,
for all the world, if the deestrict didn't want us to
board her.
Josiah hadn't
much
to do, so
he could
THE
44
NEW
TEACHER.
him.
And
But
and no more like her mother than a feather bed is
I like Ardelia : so does Jo
like a darnin' needle.
wah.
m.
THE CHERITY OF THE JONESVILLIAN8.
We have
been havin' a pound party here in Joneslot of children left without an*
There wuz a
ville.
than
kinds of things.
He
hard work, and foller on the trail of it till he evertook success and captured it. No, he druther hunt
after catamounts
and
He generally killed
4
painters, in
A STRANGE PROVIDENCE.
jtfl
reason
as
I could ever
see.
How
strange,
how
whisperin' his
mite if she did see him, for there is only the veil of
mystery between us and the other world at any time,
Come nigh
lays before our forest in Injun summer.
to
it
and
can
see the silvery trunks of the
up
you
maples and the red sumac leaves, and the bright
and the forms of the happy hunters a
evergreens,
A BEREAVED HOUSEHOLD.
47
in Injun summer.
I made a wreath
the
leaves
of
to lay on their
bright-colored
myself
Dead leaves, dead to all use and purpose
coffins.
They died
but
shiftless.
and
within a
for her
all
well,
HARD
48
TIMES.
home
gettin'
for 'em
woman,
And
from one poor old place to another, that she sort o'
hankered after bein' settled down into a stiddy home.
Wall,
there
Marvilla, that
it
so
it,
little.
wind
it,
it
for
wuz
jest sot
you might
as to dispute the
on
it,
Town when
it
gets sot.
WANTING A HOME.
49
And
up any.
before she
And
woman awfully. They said pride wuz so wricked.
Wimmen who would run like deers if company came
old
dressed
up
slick,
the minute they got back into the room, all out of
breath with hurryin' into their best clothes, they'd
" That old woman
say a pantin'
ought to be made to
the
to
the
to
take
go
poor-house,
pride out of her,
wuz
in
a suiferin' state.
week.
The
dollar a week.
The
stand
it
she couldn't.
cold winter
wuz a comin'
on, and
it
to be done.
wouldn't delay a
50
first
one.
He wuz
set-
It wuz a cold
relapsed into silence.
red
but
the
curtains
wuz
down at our
night outride,
shettin'
out
the
cold
drizzlin'
sitting-room winders,
tin'
by the
fire
we
bright,
and
As
when
for him.
come
light,
sot right
They
fire
down by me and
hanted me.
And what
CURIOUS CREETERS.
and
oncertain, too.
to get
away from
51
'em.
set
come
right in by you.
First you know there they be right
by the
side ot
hantin' you.
And
creeters,
curious,
curious
creek a ridin'
And
and I seemed
deep.
all
to be
A thinkin'
floatin'
my
rockin* chaii,
down deep
and a wonderin'.
water, very
thinkin' how
when
GLOWING SECRETS,
32
Ah
will listen.
not heed so
voices
jealousy
cords,
tened,
much
about
;
and
if
us.
in the silence
listened,
make known
to
which
who knows
is
strife,
these dis
God's temple,
the secrets
He
lis
would
us?
at will.
What
other
won
drous mysteries
lie
at the
glowing
secret.
Secrets
of language!
some symbol be
shall
together ?
Secrets of song ! shall some serene, harmonious
8oul catch the note to celestial melodies ?
Secrets of sight
dim now,
see
THE LISTENING
SOUL.
53
Secrets of holiness
pure
light of the
wear the
immortals?
intently that
it
shadows
floated
sky
for
down through
to listen too
cret revealed to
man
and a
down
it
western
Maybe
it
heavens,
looking
soul, searching if
Maybe
it
will be in the
mighty
by the breath of the wind
and the thunder, clamoring and demanding the hearer
to listen.
voice borne along
JOSIAH SURPRISED.
or
when
Oh how
!
deep, how strange the waters wuz, and
I floated away on 'em, and how I didn't.
For
there I wuz a settin in my own rockin' chair and
how
ease,
"
Josiah, says I :
Josiah, I can't help thinkin' about
" What do
the Smedleys," says I.
you think about
havin' a pound party for 'em, and will you take holt,
Good
land,
Samantha
What
a loon ?
"the old
woman
without
killin'
anything to do with
it.
poundin'."
Says
I,
" I don't
mean poundin' 'em with a club,
55
different thing.
am
willin' to
do
that.
" That's a
I don't
it
along all I can."
a clever creeter (though close), and he
never made no more objections towards havin' it.
Josiah
is
it.
The
woman
new neighbor who had
first
hood.
They
at least to get a
She said
to
it
wuz
own
AT
5g
MISS HESS'ES
em.
And
it
would be
times),
I,
"A
pound of
better keep
flour
if it is
And
used right."
it
and I
able of a drouth.
would
give,
and give
liberal,
only she
wuz
AT EBIN
57
hampered.
hampered
GARVEN'SES.
her.
Whymper
of giving.
down
made a
what her
And
left
hand
hand know
give.
I said, for I
aback, and
And
And
when her
right
very
it,
secret."
AT
68
to
MISS BOMBUS'ES.
" I
s'pose
I.
it
means not
to
"
Says she, I believe in takin' the Scripter literal,
and if I can't git my stuff there entirely unbeknown
to
my
right
hand I
sha'n't give."
"
and
tremblin'.
it
pretty impressive, for I thought I would let
her see I could quote Scripter as well as she could, if
I said
sot out.
knew
it
wuz a excuse.
knew
" Miss
says I,
Smedleys much."
it
don't
QUOTING SCRIPTURE.
She
said
"that
probably Miss
"
Wall," says
I,
own
59
Whymper was
destruction."
" while
you and Miss
Whymper
aunt, I think, and she spoke up and said that she fully
approved of her niece Bombus'es decision. And she
said,
And
stand
still
to be canvassed,
'*
"
Says she, The Bible says, Search the Sperits.'
And I was so wore out a seem' how place after
place, for three times a runnin', the Bible was lifted
'
up and held
60
wants
(I never
heard the door say anything and don't believe she did,
it was
But she said I must ex
jest one of her ways.)
cuse her as her girl wuz busy at the time.
She never mistrusted that I knew her hired girl
had left, and she wuz doin' her work herself. She
.
had ketched
off her
apron
we had
it
And
set
I knew, as she
come
" had
spots of flour on her dress, and she said she
been pastin' some flowers into a scrap book to pass
away the
time."
wuz
housework
doin' hear
own up
that she
had been
work
by a strange
off for
to
61
" Miss
Petingill wasn't
pressed hard she said she hadn't
said,
The
idee
Sa/s
Petingill
migi t be some other woman put in, that would have
had more influence on the Church."
" Haint Miss Bibbins a
S'Ays I,
good Christian sis
"
ter, und a great worker ?
:
sht said,
tin Bibbins'es."
And
any
know
it
it
'em,
couldn't be denied,"
" that Miss Bibbins did not
she said,
move in the first
if they did," she thought,
circles
It
it
of Jonesville."
had been
my
doin's a puttin'
Miss Bibbins
in,
62
And
had
"
any
"
to
moved
in the
first circles
of Jonesville ?
Why
no, I don't
ject"
"
Wall," sez
work, and
if
"
I,
He
is
thought
" do
you
working for
I,
know
we
call
satisfied
s'pose the
Lord has
as the
this
Lord would ob
work
the
Lord's
we
ort to be."
satisfied,
it.
And she said, because the old lady wuz proud and
wanted a home, and she thought that pride wuz so
wicked, that it ort to be put down.
Wall, Miss Huff, Miss Cephas Huff, wouldn't give
anything because one of the little Smedleys had lied
to her.
And
lyin'.
GABRIEL BOYCOTTED.
63
em.
right out
cent,
Why,
I do believe
it is
angel Gabriel
we wuz
gittin'
find fault
ounce of provisions.
Yes, I believe it I believe they would tost their
heads and say, they always had had their thoughts
about anybody that tooted so loud it might be all right
but
Or
gant a
to
loafin'
work
round
or that he
when he might go
money himself by
for
down pillers
wings
in the clouds,
might
raise the
* She
page 6l.
65
And
sick
spleeny
better, Samantha,
have been to home a cookin' for your own famishin'
And several more jest such inspirin*
family."
remarks as men will give ta the females of theif
to
families
prises.
when they
SPLENDID SUCCESS.
66
me
feel
some
dinner.
And
if
my
felt cleverer in
or whether
the afternoon
it
wuz
or whether
it
that folks
wuz that I
these reasons,
or all of 'em
or somethin'
anyway
zar.
And
party.
and
everlastin' posies,
and
fern leaves.
the
room look
67
beautiful.
perfectly
And
and visey
childern do
versey,
childern do
tickle their
And
they
wuz seemingly
Why,
legions.
And
see
it
who
Smedleys comfortable
they
pa and
up
all
Why, they
did seem as
could bring
keep the
to
It
wuz a
pounds in.
I had to be
I s'pose
it
wuz appointed
would be more
business like.
a committee, or a board
propei* to call
Wall, I
wuz
QUEER
63
VISITORS.
hood.
some
like a
cannon
She
ball.
said she
had shingled
She
had
sights of hair,
and she
told
had a
altercation
shingled and he
she wanted it
on the subject
But it seemed that ruther
;
didn't.
They brought a
eight
he consented, and
?r
GENEROUS
70
wuz
another
eggs.
GIFTS.
They did
Then
well.
her
there
little girl
into the bedroom every few minutes, and wet her hair,
and comb it over, and curl it on her fingers. The
child had a little blue flannel dress on, with a long
skirt gethered on full all
plain waist, and a long
Her
hair
round.
lay jest as smooth and slick as
times did she walk her
glass all the time, but five
She
that
with
performance.
off, and go through
a
and
woollen
good
brought ten yards of factory cloth,
She did first-rate.
petticoat for the old grandma.
And
then there
stayed
to the table
of different
sizes,
but
all
on 'em good.
And
Grandmother."
ma
wuz
Thomas
71
children,
J.,
beautiful.
And
butter,
it
And
a party ag'in.
And
had got
wuz
to
goin' to stay
We hadn't heard
It wuz a very cold mornin'.
from the Smedleys for two or three days, because we
wanted to surprise 'em, so we didn't want to give 'em
a hint beforehand of what we wuz a doin'.
So, as I
it wuz a number of days sense we had heard
from 'em, and the weather wuz cold.
When we got to the door it seemed to be dretful
say,
A SORRY
SIGHT.
73
We
And then we
rapped, but nobody answered.
and
the
door
went
and
there
in,
opened
they all lay
The
asleep.
children
waked
up.
didn't.
fire in the room, and
you could
by the freezing coldness of the air that there hadn't
been any for a day or two.
Grandma Smedley had took the poor old coverin's
all off from herself, and put 'em round the youngest
eee
baby,
little
Jim.
And
he lay there
all
huddled up
Josiah cried and wept, and wept and cried onto his
but I didn't.
bandana
The
dern
tears
feel so
run down
my
'em.
care
it
wuz some
too
late.
And
my
for as I said to
my
self:
"
While the
Jonesvillians
74
and
and wrestin'
Scripter,
IV.
ARDELIA AND ABEAM GEE.
WALL,
our deestrict for years and years that gin' better sat
isfaction than Ardelia Tutt.
Good soft little creeter,
the scholars any one of 'em
felt
wuz
good, fust-rate.
fell
my
money
Abram
raisin'
repairin'
sort
some
of
it.
Never was
75
ARDELIA"S HOPE.
76
wuz a
she
woo her
to be his bride.
And
it
set
on a throne
He
to us for years.
wuz a good creeter and his brea^
wuz delicious (milk emptin's).
wuz a sort of a
hard, sound lookin' chap, and she, bein' so oncommon
He
soft,
lot all
paid
for,
and made
with no
in-
LOVE RECIPROCATED.
78
come
as
much
as
700 dollars
and lookin'
protracted meetings
more
And 3 times
protracted than the meetin's wuz fur.
he sent her a plate of riz biscuit sweetened, sweetened
too sweet almost, he went too fur in this and I see it.
Yes, he done his part as well as his condition
would
but she
let him, paralyzed by his feelin's,
acted kinder offish, and I see that sonthin' wuz in the
I mistrusted at first, it might be Abram's
way.
incumbrance, but durin' a conversation I had with
wuz in the wrong on't. And I could see
her, I see I
plain,
Abram
as
FIGHTING SHY.
79
life.
Somebody had attact her that
day before me about marryin' of him and she
owned up to me, that she had laid out to marry some*
his condition in
body
to elevate her.
mission in
life.
And
risin',
And
"
I sez agin
made a man
Good land
necessary and
And
got to
eat.
bein'
its
"
risin' occupation,
"I
never see a occupation so risin' as his'n is,
both milk and hop." But she wouldn't seem to give
I,
in
And
then
wuz
For his love, his great honest love
her made him abject, he groveled at her feet, loved
her.
I see he
a woman's
for
spells.
Abram
love.
to grovel.
I told him, for he confided in
to
me from the
first
on't
ABRAM'S HUMILITY.
80
up and act as
if
Abram be a man."
And he would try to be.
;
one of her
But
wuz kind
" Oh
to be nothin', nothin'
"
!
" if this
thinks I to myself,
keeps on, jou are
in a fair way to git your wish."
And
He wuz
Wall,
it
For I must
say that she did, for sech a soft littte creeter, have cold
and cruel ways to Abratn. (But I s'pose it wuz whe
ARDELIA'S
she got to thinkin' about the Prince,
ot*
some other
genteel lover.)
wuz
self!
It
wuz wrote
in
it
it
at once.
WUB wrote
"STANZAS ON BREAD;
"or
*'
**
Oh Bread,
A LAY OP A BROKEN
HEART.
And
She
is
a good
little
creeter, but
Abram; be a man."
are,
MORE POEMS.
**
83
Thou
led
" Thou
And
**
Oh
'-
."
and had
to be, than
than wuz good for her, or for anybody else. Why she
would write " Lines on the Tongs," or " Stanzas on
the Salt Suller," if she couldn't do any better ; it beats
all
And
me to get my
I had to call on every martyr
idees on 'em,
Why
to me.
little
good
creeter
now
to find
your speks.
Why
she
84
ter
and wuz able to send her, and she had relatives there
on her own side, some of the Pixleys, so her board
So
it
likes
young
No,"
see her
sez I,
a measurin' of
it
if
"
"
Wall," sez he, mebby she won't write so much
she
when
gets started; she will be kinder jogged
round and
stirred
up
I
"And
feelins'
if they
many
86
and I love
to see
you favored,"
sea
he.
He
wanted her
and I
see that
so I consented in
it
my
wuz
plain, that
"Abram Gee
But
it
wuz
as
much
sithed,
and I
and a piece of
me
they
wuz named
g?
sez,
rhythm of my poetry ?
I take this
little
stick with
me now
know you
advised
me
to be."
"
"
measured by the
heart and brain
Howsurnever,"
soul,
the
enraptured
throb
it
of
it.
And
verse?
It
sez I,
offen
"
it,
And,"
Have you
ion's specks ?
"
is
seen anything of
my compan
88
And that took her mind offen poetry and she went
huntin'
a
for 'em, on the seat and under the seat.
She hunted truly high and low and at last she found
em on my
V.
WE ARRIVE AT
SARATOGA.
WE
arrived at Saratoga jest as sunset with a middim' gorgeous dress on wuz a walkin' down the west
and a biddin' us and the earth good-bye. There wuz
a beautiful orniinent.
mebby
way on goin'
(I s'pose
this
haint
set as
my
style to
it is
do
so,
though
it
much of
and went
to the
good
fare
and
clean.
aunt.
get
89
AT
SARATOGA.
"
91
"
But I thought
then,
He
it
They
arged,
ance of one
And
AN EVENING RAMBLE.
92
two alone, for Ardelia wuz afar from us, most to the
other end of the village, either asleep or a writin'
poetry, I didn't know which, but I knew it wuz one
or the other of 'em. And I wuz tired enough my
self to lay
my
and told
" Oh shaw
sleep,
talk
nothin' to break
it
classical.
up, and
tied
But I
on
my
didn't say
bonnet with
of every
see,
color, gorgeousness
we had made
a mistake, and
BEULER LAND.
that this
is
to himself
"
And
Oh
Beuler land
93
he murmured
"
Sweet Beuler land !
And
you
sez,
in
Hush !
they have
Beuler?"
"
" 'taint
likely they do."
But I don't know as I felt like blamin' him, for it
did seem to me to be the most beautiful place that I
Wall," sez
And
ever sot
my
eyes on.
them long
lights,
I,
it
chains
see.
mirrowed back
A CHARMING SOLOIST.
94
risin'
golden-throated lark.
who wuz
of
cheerin' her
glitterin'
clasped their
all
the throngs of
down below
human
folks
light
up above the bendin' trees that
hands together in silent applaudin' above
her, up, up, into the clear heavens, rose that glorious
voice a singin' some song about love, love that wuz
deathless, eternal.
Why
it
seemed as
if the
very clouds
wuz
full
of
"
Oh,
it
seems as
if it
Do
"
96
sez
it
from
principle,
call it
and
sez I,
Beuler."
it so.
and we wended
The
and me
wuz
full
of folks,
all
way up over
did, for
all
full
to us
wuz a
as
and
car-
safe, Josiah
our heads, stood a
haved themselves.
near as I could
make
out,
as
Wall,
it
writen' in flame.
And
know
still,
and stood a
lookin'
LETTERS OF FLAME.
97
But I
sez,
"Be
is
my mind
How
and he has
And
it
He
mind when it
of what
secret
letters
of flame
BUSY THOUGHTS.
98
"
Help
out
I'm a
sinkin'!" or
"
Danger ahead
Look
!"
And
And
we
should
to height of
down from
wisdom may
Land mes
the Safe
could read,
you
"
Do
not despair
am
alive
I love
!"
when
down
what would
"
Danger ahead
"
longer
We will
help you
be patient a
little
99
of the
on,
mantha."
"
Wall,'"'
foller,
sez
to,
"
I,
light
is
And
Josiah Allen."
if it didn't lead us to
another
of
floor seemin'ly
on each
and
most
all
side
settin' at
of 'em a drinkin'.
see
wuz a bub-
sparklin'.
And
me
if
I thought Beulei
TIRED OUT.
100
And
bones, but
VL
SARATOGA BY DAYLIGHT.
,
me
sallied out
my
My
It
wuz
most uncomfortable
lofty lookin'.
wuz
My
my
it
held
my
chin up in a
I felt that
no, in the
for sleeves,
good long
when they
see
me and
see
what I wuz a
up
Wall,
it
101
J02
And,
me
it is
to tell
unless they
Sez
I,
"Be
dumb 'em
"
!
to bring
"
He wuz
here,
dumb
down your
fearful curses
But
four
times in that
It
wuz
first
felt
it so,
but upheld
A PARASOL SHOW.
JQ3
Them immense
Wuz kinder
with
asols
sorts
and
sizes
and
about parasols
course of my
them
not,
Why
anybody could
learn
street,
to
it
made
4.
A*nd
pretence to learnin'> knows that twice 2 is 4.
in
the
broad
then
the middle of
street was a bigger
mass of chariots and horsemen, and carts and car
And
then came
STRANGE DISPLAYS.
104
and he
it
told
me
in
idee.
But sez
he,
to it."
"
you will," sez he, and while I
out that you shall have advantages, and
things new and uneek."
Yes," sez I
feelin'ly,
"I
expect
had
little
that
wuz
" You'll
I.
" Yes
"
it
And
to,
live I lay
shall enjoy
Josiah Allen,
I sithed.
But I
man
BLACK MA'S
105
ahead on 'em.
And
believe
if you'll
little
it,
carts
I don't
on the
begun
to
But I
when I
muse a
I mewsed on
feelin's
how
in both cases.
And
all
the
way between
life
and
when they
up by 'em.
Truly
conundrums and strange ones, all along
through life ; though the white man may be, and is,
cleer up out of his way, on the sunshiny brow of the
hill, and the black man at the foot, way down amongst
the shadows and darkness of the low grounds. They
But the arms that
don't come very nigh each other.
have felt the clasp and the lips that have felt the kisses
of that very same black climber all through life, moves
'em and shouts 'em to "go down," to "go back."
clost,
106
MIXED MULTITUDES.
is
Curious, haint
it
is
ahead."
is
so dan
it
meet a Catholic
And
nor Josiah
And
either.
know
nothin'
JO SIAH SCOOPED
have
I
felt
wuz a
IN.
107
that Josiah
parasol
And
to prevent
catastrophe,
sez,
ever get beyond this side of the village that seems
all run together, if we ever do get beyond it, which
seems doubtful, le's go and sit down, in some quiet
we
spot,
"I
and try
to collect
feel curius,
you feel?"
His answer I will not
translate; it
I,
Sez
"How
I,
do
was neither
And
I,
am
the dense
together
off of it?"
"
"
Yes," sez he, you'll find a
you get by
street jest as
soon as
this hotel."
we have been a
traversin' anon, at
1Q9
is all
one
mom,"
Sez
I, in faint axents,
end on
it
"
When
shall
we
"
get to the
Sez he, " You have come jest about half way."
Josiah gin a deep groan and turned him round in
" Le's
his tracts and
back this minute."
go
sez,
across
it
and held
it
there tight.
it
would
lace,
and
parasols.
me.
His weight
is
but small.
my
pardner's
lips.
fell
difficulty,
THE ESCAPE.
wuz not in a condition to sense things much,
we arrove at a street and we gladly turned our 2 frames
into it, and wended our way on it, goin' at a pretty
good jog. The crowd a growin' less and less and we
truly I
kep a
axents
"
goin',
and kep a
weary
Where be you a
goin',
Samantha ?
Haint you
land where parasols and puckers are not and dogs and
diamonds are no more."
my
agitation.
But
strength.
We went by
me all
thf time.
NICE CREETERS.
yet sech is the force of
my mind that I
\\\
could withdraw
my
long search
to
and me
sot
down
to recooperate our 2
energies.
rest
and soothe
civilized
life.
112
art,
we
love thee
slip out
restin',
tiful
down
me
wuz a dumb
parasol,
it
to
And
still in
fair
"
Hush, Josiah
herself, and come out
I,
she
in a hurry,
ONLY A STATUE.
114
sunthin'."
And
away from
"
Mebby
Sez
I,
" it would
mortify her to death if she should mistrust
had
seen
her in that condition."
you
"
" if the child
sez
Wall,"
he, still a hangin' back,
is very sick, and I can be any help to her, it is my
duty to go."
His eye had been on her nearly every moment of
the time, in spite of my almost voyalent protests, and
sez he, kinder excited like,
as if she
is
skairt
of her or sunthin',
" She
is
standin' stun
still,
"
Sez
I,
together,
it
is
what
it
is
right to do and if
we need
my
help and he
wuz
she
He
And
said
sez,
115
other road."
sooner.
And
our
afternoon's
vn.
SEEING THE DIFFERENT SPRINGS.
IMMEGEATLY
dinner
after
We
come over
to go with us.
She had on a kind of
a yellowish drab dress and a hat made of the same,
with some drab and blue bows of ribbon and some
And
same
before she puts it on, but before she has wore it half a
hour it will kinder crease down into the softest lookin'
see.
And
and
on the inside
her.
116
on't.
But that
didn't hinder
my
likin'
AN OPEN HOUSE.
H7
it
It
must be
and
'em down
suller.
and we went
in
round.
It looked dretful bubblin' and sparklin'.
Why
*'
Immegeately
Tutt and
page 116.
me
after
sot out to
WATER THOUGHTS.
H9
and
it
Mebby
dew of diamonds.
But no, I didn't
it
believe
that
wuz
it.
That
thoughts.
about
how
now up
the
120
That the
little
cold
Who laid the first sticks on the handand put the match to it ? Who wuz it that did
he born, and
it, and how did he look, and when wuz
why, and where?
These, and many other thoughts of similar size and
first
place ?
irons,
wuz
"
liftin'
showed
another tumbler
full
it,
and
sez I, for he
I.
a mind
to for 5 cents.
am bound
for once,
Saman-
**
I see that he
wuz a
drinkin'
for his
good."
p. 120.
122
How
And
45 ;
had been to a fair, or Fourth of July, or anything,
it would have cost me 45 cents, and if it had been to
a church soicul lemme see 9 times 10 is 90. Ife
And here I am a
would have cost me a dollar bill
is
if it
havin'
it all
for 5 cents.
my
Why,"
sez he,
life."
And
drink so much."
" But think of the
The
cheapness on't Samantha
chance I have of getting the worth of my money."
But I whispered back
to
him
in
wuz added
and sez I,
more
wont
live
you
through many
glasses, and you'll
sez
see you wont.
I, "you are a drowndin'
Why,"
"
ut your insides."
finally
got him
to withdraw,
JOSIAH' S SENSATION.
123
Sez
lay
I,
see if
you haint."
Why he
sick.
trembled to
As it wuz, he
ensued, if I hadn't interfered.
confined to our abode for the rest of the day.
wuz
than
is
trates
useless
wealth.
This
is
it
124
They orniment
the high
the
in
And wimmen
who could
draws
but
may
let
resist
and where
to that
already too
filled
up beauro draw.
human
nater.
members
when
the sufferin'
mem-
is
125
blame.
em
first,
it
to me.
that
it
And
though I
wuz a Injun
tried to
that discovered
I hated to hear
of Duty,
"
Why,
much
sez I,
longer."
"
" In what
sez I.
way, Josiah ?
"
a
findin'
and
Why
springs
draggin' a man off to
makin'
him
and
drink."
'em,
"
"
Why, Josiah Allen," sez I, I told you not to
"
drink don't you remember ?
" No ! I don't remember
nuthin', nor don't want
"
I want to go to sleep
sez he, snappish as any
3p,
so
I
went
out
and
him
let
think if he wanted
thing,
!
JOSIAH CONVALESCENT.
126
Such
is
some of the
trials
of pardners.
my
heart turned.
Such
is
wuz a
see she
in her right
had finished
before, nor
knew
Oh,
about
yes,"
licenses,
I,
Is'pose so,
to,
A RESKY THING.
aever believed
in.
But," sez
will
make any
my
I, for
remarks,
difference in a
127
I see she looked
" I don't
s'pose
"
But," sez she, you have told me sometimes to
stop on account of cold weather."
"
"
Wall," sez I, most any kind of weather is hard
on some kinds of poetry." Sez I, " Poetry is sunthin' that takes particular kinds of folks and weather
" It is sunthin' that can't
to be successful."
Sez
"
I,
VIIL
JOSIAH AND 3AMANTHA TAKE A LONG WALK.
as
toga, to her
relation to
knittin'
in the fore
talk,
but
plain talk.
good
She thinks a sight of the Saratoga water, and well
she may, if that is what has brung her up, for she
(hen's feather).
128
have a
And
piller
prop her up
129
astonishin'
" when I
am
that water
to
home
is
a doin'
me ;
pure air."
wuz made;
"I
lay a good deal to that air."
" it wuz the
she
water."
No,"
said,
"
Sez I, The water is good, I don't make no doubts
on't."
But I continued calmly for though I never
And
sez I,
"
and
dispute, I do most always maintain my opinion
" There has been a
I sez again calmly,
great change
you for the better, sense you come here, Miss PixBut some on't I lay to your bein' where things
ley.
are so much more cheerful and happy fy in'.
You
say you haint heerd a strain of music except a base
viol for over 14 years before you come here.
And
in
Sam
if
130
"
Oh
"
lite,
"
no," sez she,
it is
the water."
I will be po
good,
And now
Aunt
air."
is
anyway, through the water and the air, and bein' took
out of her home cares, and old surround in's onto a
brght happy place, the change in Polly Pixley
thin' to be wondered at.
is
sun-
nigh the same place anyway, that they would get kin
der flustrated and mixed up once in a while ?
families.
No, they
to
bubblin'
up
from each
other.
and
Amongst
But
all
still
THE
132
wimmen that
day,
wuz
NEW
BEAU.
this, that
cousin to introduce
attentions to her
in love
day
after
noon.
The
light
2,
siftin'
hill
through the
where we sot.
down through
the
133
shadowy
Down
little valley,
all
and bolder
little
spirits,
canes,
time.
Little boys and little girls (beautiful creeters, the
hull on 'em), for if their faces, every one on 'em,
Ardelia, and a
She wuz a
the trout
leanin'
Ar
My
pardner seized
me by
the arms."
page 138.
135
And
*
We
There
is
some
likely
good
inner
man
or
But with
woman,
[I
speak
it
in a mortal sense),
summer
dwellers,
who
summer
birds,
and
ud
rugs,
and
parasols,
and embroideries,
and go out
before the s wallers go south, there comes lots of sum
mer stores, and summer shops, and picture studios,
Like big summer bird's-nests, all full and
etc., etc.
a runnin* over with summer wealth, to be blowed
down by the autumn winds. These shops are full of
everything elegant and beautiful and useful. The
most gorgeous vases and plaks and chiiier ware of
every description and color, and books, and jewelry,
laces,
And
and
and
fans,
jest full
of drops of
CHOICE PICTURES.
136
some of the
And
pictures extremely.
he liked the
There wuz
a mystery to him.
But my choice out of
little
all
wuz a
risin'
home."
The cruel
treacherus water
little
as-
she stood
milk-bucket
on her arm.
pretty innocent face wuz a lookin' off into the
shadows, and the last ray of sunset was a fall in' on
Her
her.
Maybe
it
as I looked at
wuz
it,
to
foam " wuz so soon to creep over the sweet young face
and round limbs. And there seemed to be a shadow
of the comin'
hind
fate,
her.
know but
longer,
a lookin' at
it,
my
A HASTY RETREAT.
raent,
me
137
my
till
we
stood
wanted
to get
do you
say, Samantha,
s'pose I could
How
would you
great
in Jonesville, wouldn't
on a camel, or
And
as
we
I'll see
about
it,
a cutter drawed by
some other time."
"I
to see us ridin' in
I guess
one.
it,
Quick, Livery.'*
dumb
conceeted
"
much
Now
I'
faster
'
had!"
" Yet
Sing
'
'
" sez
138
"
sing?
'Taint of
much
What do
I care if
you do
if
Wall,
it is
But
that
is
along, and a
picture out of
my
we would come
on the
head.
to the
sometimes
it
would
"
read,
Pray
my
for
And
And
and
"
reflect
'
Pray
on 'em.
'
AVhat business
my
is it
wife
of yourn, whether
That haint none
'
She needs
lookin' at
it
bad enough,"
it.
you?"
" and
truly as you say, the woman
wife
needs
your
prayer, she needs help, mor'n
half the time she duz."
"
who
No,"
is
sez I,
He looked
it,
139
but anon he
" I'd
love to
know where
make
is
my
blood
"
fall
used
it,"
down on
sez
he
the
ice,
reproachfully.
or stub my toe, and trip up on the meetin' houae
steps, and I should happen to mention the name of
a swearin'/'
And ag'in
I did not reply to him ; I wouldn't.
me on'ards by some good lookin' bildin's,
he hurried
and
trees,
we come
and
lots
and
to
tavrens,
and
cottages,
and
etc., etc.,
and
of wimmen's names.
And
man
that
named them
140
we found
And bimeby
on'ards.
it,
and shawed
like.
And
wuz "ha'nted."
at the idee of
gost.
But I
sez,
lacked to
" There
make
"
gost
But
never
And
ag'in Josiah
pawed
wuz such a
sez he,
must be
at the idee,
thing as a gost
" what an
extraordenary idiot anybody
!
to believe in
And
ag'in he
And
And
he said,
it
tramplin',"
OJiQSJXU.lv
it
duz."
sez
told us
it
war hn'nted."
page
WHY TEETH
142
CHATTER.
calm, and
the house."
"Why?"
sez I coldly,
"you
Oh there might
be spiders there, or mice, it haint best to go."
I turned silently round and started on, for my
His
teeth
wuz
fairly chatterin'.
plain that
in 'em."
the
that
believe
ones
the shawers are really
"
"
because my gooms
teeth chattered," sez he,
chatter
My
ache."
"
" the
mended."
by big houses and little,
and boardin' houses, and boardin' houses, and boardin'
houses, and tavrens, and tavrens, and he kept me a
walkin' till my feet wuz most blistered.
I see what his aim wuz I had recognized it all the
Well," sez I,
And we went on
fast ag'in
hull time.
as
POWER IN A GROAN.
143
"
weary axents, That picture wuz cheap enough
"
the money, wuzn't it ?
He
groaned aloud.
And
sech
is
my
for
We
in our absence.
into our
room I
see,
us quite a spell
the young
the piazza, so I s'posed.
man
a waitin' below on
as
THE GLASSES
'FOUND.
over the house for 'em, and under the bed, and on the
ceilin', and through our trunks and bandboxes, and
all our pockets, and in the Bible, and Josiah's boots,
rode
if she
office-boys
glasses.
ner's
a day or two
after that,
and I didn't
mite.,
But he
said,
and stuck
to
it,
owned
doin' a
said,
the letter
145
He
see her
onbeknown
to her
park.
it,
a writin' about
ways.
But
her.
to resoom.
And
He
he got a
immegetly
feller
fell
who wuz a
in love
with
boardin' to his
amd wuz
blind the eyes of her that wuz once Smith, nor pepper
mint cast a mist before 'em.
nose could have
My
took
its
oath, if noses
wuz
H6
tice
KEEPING AN EYE ON
BIAL.
that Bial
Flamburg drinked.
half familier
a sort of a half
that
offish,
And
it.
I kep'
And
and see
For she often spoke
of Bial's father's bank and its big business.
And I got so worked up in my mind that I gin
a sly hint to Abram Gee, that if he ever wanted
I felt bad, dretful bad, to set still
Ambition ondoin' of
her.
A HINT TO ASKAM.
147
when
and
lunatiks,
and
soft little
wiramen,
by a man, and
to Abram's honest face when she should compare it
with Bial Flamburg's, and to Abram's pure, sweet
their heads get kinder turned
and peppermint.
But Abram wrote back
to
me
wuz
wuz
thing or anybody.
EL
JOSIAH'S FLIRTATIONS.
toga.
I told
him from
the
first
it
" Josiah
Allen, you wouldn't
entirely alone.
Says I,
never carry it through successful if you should under
it
and then think of the wickedness on't."
But he seemed sot. He said " it wuz more fash
ionable amongst married men and wimmen, than the
more single ones," he said " it wuz dretful fashionable
take
amongst pardners."
"
" I shall have nothin' to do with
Wall," says I,
it, and I advise you, if you know when you are well
off, to let it
entirely alone."
"
"Of
And
FLIRTATION DISCUSSED.
149
man
to
men sometimes
do
feel called
to
upon
do things
Wimmen
anyway."
"
Oh, the
fallacy
of them arguments
ness of 'em.
utter
But I didn't say nothin' only to reiterate
" if he went into
he would have to foller
ance, that
it,
my
it
up
"
Oh
no " says
!
he.
"
Oh
certainly not."
But I
after
it,
have to
wuz
wuz
see
my mind that
him make a
let
the
best teacher,
I should
it
wuz fashion
"7 would
tear a
man
flirt
lim'
THE ENGLISH
GIRL.
her myself.
it, that she
the town
she
wuz
flirt
steeple, if she
with.
unbeknown
to her
when
born.
dretful admirin'.
care.
that he
her.
wuz
wuz a
see,
way
seein',
to flirt with
But he
body goes
says,
it all,
Samantha,
if
any
fashionable.
ort to
"Well, dumb
know
it
be
you
it.
And
But I
pened
to be a skercity of
DRAWING HIM
152
it
up,
and
when she
I felt
oo,
my
it
kep'
me on
ON.
Maggie says,
jealous hair in
companion.
hard and tejus for him (for truly he was not a addep
at the business ; it come tuff, feerful tuff on him), the
endin'
wuz
sure to be harder.
And
I tried to con
is
the
way of
pardners, after I
had
come
to
153
She come
see me.
wuz
time I
with
wuz ready
my
brown
to the minute,
down on
my arm.
But
and
the piazza,
my
mantilly
engagement."
He looked real high-headed, and I says to him
" Josiah Allen didn't
you promise Druzilla Balch
"
that you would go with her and Ezra to-day ?
" Wall
" but I
can't."
:
"Why
"
not? "says
I.
call fashionable,
Says
in
my
me many
"
you think
I,
you'll
go to?"
NOT JEALOUS
154
"
we may walk up
ful."
(His boots
to behold, sights
wuz
"
!)
We
wuz
sights
walk
fur,"
says he.
7
how twuz
in a minute.
to
nothin'.
walk with
her,
"You
" Jealous
you Samantha?
You
"
had
to feet
it
in the balances of
tice.
It
to one time,
set
dretfid
156
and Ezra."
"
" I'm
wall," says he, pullin' up his collar,
to be fashionable.
While I can go with the
Oh
bound
upper 10,
"
Says I firmly, You look out, or some of them 10
will be the death of you, and you may see the day that
you will be glad to leave 'em, the hull 10 of em, and
drivin'.
tened
It
wuz a good
lookin' sight,
and I has
down
why he
DEACON BALCH OF
CHICAGO.
157
So much wuz
to say
it.
And
as
we
rolled
feel better in
my
and he
mind
was
the
heftiest
my
thought, and said,
and
he
had
met
hundreds
one that he had ever met,
edifyin' in conversation,
" that
said.
He
EDIFYIN' CONVERSATION.
158
alas
my
my heart
carryin'
Curious, haint
talk,
and seem
it
set
wuz
a goin'.
may
be
go to the Sul
phur Springs way beyend Saratoga Lake, and as the
Deacon wuz agreeable, and I also, we sot out for it,
to
BEAUTIFUL SCENES
159
we could ketch
lyin'
a sight
side of us
by the
locks,
beautiful lake.
into
wuz a
and
serene.
some time.
The
paths leadin'
up the
hills in different
the
|60
pretty, grassy
and
They
in heavenly calm,
lay
and the
only a
little
somehow looked
it
crystalized into.
sunset skies it
And
wuz
over
all
fair seen.
fuss.
I wouldn't
women
way.
blers,
had been a
in a quiet way,
rest
on 'em, I
'
161
I hope this
he
wuz
a goodkep
natured lookin' hired man, black, but not to blame
and good land what is a straw ? anyway
for that
won't be told
of, it
orto be
for
they wuz
clean.
some as I
sot
up there
summer times of
the pleasant
in the
4 fathers
old.
back yard,
tents did, in
And
I asked a
And
And
I says,
How
free ?
And
I says,
"
"What
night?"
And he says, "The Whyness of the What."
I says, " I guess that is too deep a subject for me to
" Don't
tackle," and says I,
they believe anything
"
easier than that ?
And
is
their belief
That
to believe nothin'."
" to-morrer
BETTER THOUGHTS.
162
!
"
" Be
sez I.
they ?
"
"
Yes," says he, and won't you come and be con^
vinced?"
I looked off onto the peaceful waters, onto the
mountains did about Jerusalem,
onto the pillow of fire that seemed to hold in it the
hills that lay as the
come
into
my
And
he
says,
and clappin'
" It
like a
man
laughin'
burn down."
And
163
When we
start,
the
Deacon
towards night
And
so
it
wuz
arraig'ried, for
felt
that I
wuz not
It
girl,
feet long, or so it
a look of health,
my
164
a
in
full
hour.
felt strange and curious.
and
Ezra
Druzilla
was agreeable and
though
the Deacon edifyin', I didn't seem to feel edified, and
And
warm my
heart none,
it
set
was
but long before even, she disopeered agin, for her gait
wuz tremendous, and at a rate of a good many knots
she
wuz a
goin',
that I
And
knew.
the fearful
thought would
told
ana
his boots
had in 'em
It
thoughts
destracted brain,
acts,
and attentions
to other females,
Why
gay
and
see to
where
that
them
their
mild and
Why
it
fearful
up in?
to
it,
Why
and
it
can't they
may
be a
if it is a happiness
that stops,
some time,
gaulin'
pardner to see it go on ?
If it is indiiference, or fashion, or anything of that
sort, why it don't pay none of the time, it don't seem
to
me
it
166
And jest
men.
sufferin'
rackin' at me.
The moments
wayside, that I recognized as the form of my pardAs we drew nearer we all recognized the figure
ner.
us.
His
and even in that first
look I could see the agony that was a rendin' them
toes almost to burstin'.
Oh, how sorry I felt for
them toes
He was a restin' in a most dejected and
melancholy manner on his hand, as if it wuz more
than sufferin' that ailed him he looked a sufferer
from remorse, and regret, and also had the air of one
boots was
off,
and his
stockin's,
whom
He
wuz passin'
his horses clost by
far
be
in his
to feel too
him
best,
and on
it
feet
JOSIAH IN DISTRESS.
Oh
167
the meakinness of
on the Deacon a
settiu'
by
my
side,
oh
the wild
Who
wuz calm
in a minute,
says I,
and
"
ride, seein'
Ezra
Yes, I see he
is
is
very
perlite,
amongst very
glarin' at Deacon Balch as if he would rend him
from lim to lim. " But as I said, I have no occasion
perlite folks,
JOSIAITS EXCUSES.
l(Jg
merely
to pass
away
pass
away
my
"
time.
is
it
men
to
time."
"
Says I in low, deep accents,
Do put on your
you can get 'em on,
which I doubt, but put your stockin's on this min
ute, and get in, and ride."
"
"
hurry up and get in, Joshh
Yes," says Ezra,
Allen, it must be dretful oncomfortabe a settin' down
stockin's,
and your
boots,
if
"
says Josiah, and he kinder whistled a
Oh, no
few bars of no tune that wuz ever heard on, or ever
will be heard on agin, so wild and meloncholy it
"
wuz
seein'
I hadn't
o' careless.
much on hand
to
do
I thought
we
Who
comin'
JOSIAH RIDES.
It hain't
'em.
your
fault,
169
"
Oh
I see the
on the Iharon,
And
And
agin the
thought of his own feerful acts, and my warnin's came
over him, and again mortification seemed to envelop
him like a mantilly, the tabs goin' down and coveriu'
his lims
boot.
Agin
wuz a
after a long
voice,
parley,
settin'
And
my
And
AN IGNOMINIOUS
END.
\"l\
And
he in
And
down on
Ezra and Druzilla, and bein' brung back by 'em, in
that condition
and bein' goured all the time by
of
the
thoughts
ignominious way his flirtin' had ended,
her
by
droppin' him by the side of the road, like a
weed she had trampled on too hardly. And a bein'
affections, that
all
had been
him
flicker in its
he had seemed
fashion
oh,
him
to consider in his
how
Oh
own mad
race for
We
slow back
CHANGED MAN,
172
wuz
gained.
nights he never
stood on any of his feet for a consecutive minute and
a half, and I bathed him with anarky, and bathed
it
many
womanly
He
devotion.
never looked at a
woman
Methodist
of a philosopher and a
MISS G.
And
it.
it
wuz
175
have
for 'em.
And
she hearn of
Thomas
Jefferson
and employed
It
tickled over
it
(Human
down
deep.
And
works
in a female's face.
They,
DOG WORRIMENT.
176
dretful painful.
And her
in eo at the bottom, that to tell
time, and
waist
wuz drawed
it
it wuzn't much
bigger'n a pipe's tail.
It beat all to see the size immegatly above and below,
why it looked perfectly meraculous. She couldn't get
her hands up
her head a
to
tottlin' off
life
if she felt
have
lifted
Mebby
mebby
it
wuz
know
it
Mebby it wuz
well.
dogs.
Anyway
it
up.
woman
who
felt it
NEGLECT OF
CHILDREN'.
177
and
bottles, etc.,
the bed, and neglect 'em a good deal, and keep 'em
out in the brilin' sun when they wanted to see their
for the same reeson keepin' 'em out in their
;
thin dresses in the cold, and pinch their little
arms black and blue if they went to tell any of their
bows and
little
And
tricks.
way
bodies
wuz
dretful poor
unbeknown
dretful
Yes,
it
made
it
dretful
to her.
last
She had
one driuked,
178
so
in
that
Miss Flamm.
it
in a ruunin'
way
at all.
I mean
wimmen who
dog
sake.
all
the
diet, their
and
latest
things
on
dog.
collars,
their barks
uothin'
escaped her
DOG- WORSHIP.
didn't dast to trust
179
it
It
had
She wouldn't
let
it,
for her
little
it
right after she had been nursin' the baby.
then she objected to the nurse, so I hearn, on
account of her bein' wet.
She wanted to keep the dog
I
hearn
this
don't
know as it wuz so. But
I
;
dry.
handled
And
And when I did see her I see that they didn't tell
me no lies about her devotion to the dog, for she jest
worshiped
it,
that
was plain
to be seen.
but bigger.
Wall, she invited Josiah and
and
me
to drive
with her,
big-feelin'
A PLEASURE RIDE.
180
and
tha,
why them
him every
she wuz a
haint dressed
fellers feel
up
above
me
because I
it is
Let
me
my
hat
why
I could
appear in jest as
Sez
"
I,
You
Josiah Allen.
far,
What
a sensation
walkin' proudly
in,
to see
it
will create
me come
my
hat."
ASPIRATIONS IN DRESS.
181
" You
On, are
"
"
I'll
that,
but there
is
a line that
There ia
foot-loose, and
in
I
matter
of
shall
have a white
the
that is
dress.
rosette on my hat, and some big white buttons up and
That is my aim,
down the back of my overcoat
fur.
it
if
I walk through
goar."
He
mained, and
it
dug
its feet
iown
and
183
laces
The idee
And we endured
nerve,
almost as
It
if
wuz a curius
Miss
to come, for
silence,
sez,
seen.
"We
Flamm
will
it.
in an
first to
interval of
the Gizer
And though
"We
I,
"this
is
a chance
we won't have
ag'iD
A GREAT UNDERTAKING
184
We talked
Don't
cret,
le's be hasty."
while Miss Flamm
these things in se
would
say, in everything
Oh Fay," as Maggie
And it has
fashionable.
And
Miss
then
Flamm
see,
and count
10,
what
And
v
w me and sez,
the old
man
" Did
you have any idee that wuz what
wuz a doin'? I knew he wuz always a
settin'
deliberation."
goin',
Samantha
Nor I haint
And
spring,
we
relatives got
I didn't care
AT THE
SPKIXG.
185
But
good as they wuz, if they wuz so haughty.
Josiah wantin' to make himself agreeable to 'em (he
hankers after gettin' into high society), he took off his
hat and bowed low to 'em, before he got out, and sez
" I am
to knew
and tried to shake
proud
hands with him.
you, sir,"
he,
high-headed
creeter.
Josiah Allen
is
A
as
"
Wall," he whispered back, I do love to move in
high circles."
Sez I, " Then I shouldn't think you would be so
If neighborin'
afraid of the undertakin' ahead on us.
with the old
man
in the
moon, and
what
circles,
is."
wuz a
of
it
pretty sight.
a piece, and then
and I know
"You
it."
couldn't
so,
dumb
'em,"
sez he.
it
down
there.
It seems
some
off,
and
loafs round,
and
etc.
etc.
it
stiff actin',
little
JOSIAH DISGUSTED.
that are a chasin' of her
and a
follerin'
187
of her up,
it
We
little
rustick bridges
and
it
ag'in, jest
me
to see a board
stuns a lyin' in the road, and some deep tall grass that
relatives.
I whispered to Josiah.
dog is a big-feelin' little
And
he
"
sez,
Yes, that
cuss-tomer.
bark at
And
I,
couldn't
" If
you
"Oh
word
know
it."
it.
I've hearn 'em many a tie."
" but
they don't draw it out as you
did, Josiah Allen."
"
ministers use
Yes," sez
I,
Jgg
" Oh
CRsSIS IMPENDING.
now
you
chance,"
got
he,
ag'in, don't
the
Moon.
nor
let
you go."
thought ag'in,
"That
rather of a
is
wuz
And
truly to
me
But Miss
and
onwillin'ly I fol
go on,
looked hazerdus.
it
to
all.
They
am
fur away."
didn't answer
me
exactly what
it
down
wuz, but
to hear
it
wuz
it.
I don't
know
sunthiu' friendly I
A DEFECTIVE GODDESS.
know,
for I felt
mer sunshine
it
189
soft,
sum
couldn't exactly
tell what they felt towards me, and I couldn't exactly
tell
what I
other
into
felt
my
heart.
They
curi'us, haint
it
we
Wall,
her sleeves.
I s'pose that
is
why
any better, and what makes her face and hands red,
and kinder swelled up. She can't get her hands to
her head to save her, and if a assassin should strike
her, she couldn't raise her arm to ward off the blow
if
he killed her.
I s'pose
it
worrys her.
And
She
to save her life after she gets her corsets on.
owned up to me once that it made her feel queer to
much on only
with high feathers and
her bunnet
all
trimmed
off
artificial flowers.
sary,
in the
way
ou't.
neces
taper,
190
That wuz
all
the fault
We
And how
Flamm
she
is,
so at all.
But, as I say, Miss
has a real hard time on't, all bard down as
and takin' all the care of that dog, day and
She
night.
Why
is jest
devoted to
jest before
we
it.
started a little
lame
girl
with
c,
and
wistful,
And
She wanted
I could
I should have bought the hull of 'em immegitly, my feelin's was sech, but onfortionably I
had left my port-money in my other pocket, and Jo-
see.
Flamm would
swan with
silently
it
its
And down
follerin'
before he left Saratoga ; he said that wuz a undertakin' that a man might be proud to accomplish."
Sez I, " Josiah Allen, don't you do anything of the
kind."
"I
it would be
splendid to have one
"
canal
the
the
orchard
?
And sez he,
on
jest beyond
he,
"
AN APPROPRIATE EMLEM.
192
on
it
don't you
think so?"
Sez I, " Yes, it would be fur more appropriate, and
a goose a ridin' on it. But," sez I, " you will never
go
Allen."
"
Why,"
tion
sez he,
"
it
with
my
consent, Josiah
so uneek."
back."
" I never heard of
anybody goin' up in a baloon
with two horses and a buggy," sez I.
"
Wall, new things are a happenin' all the time,
Samantha. And I heard a feller a talkin' about it
it.
HEADY TO JUMP.
193
of bein' the
But
from
wishes to be carried
my
wind of a
reasonably,
up
political
on the
Though," sez I
to the skies
convention.
wuz
sights,
And
and barked at
energy, and showed
a
fly,
qualities in
lifted his
my
He
beads.
gnaw
off
her attention to
let
it,
"The
dear
little
darlin'
had
to
194
JCILLfN' CARE.
And
baby wuz
to drive?
And
this afternoon
care of
Miss
it,
with her
so
all
much
is
it
The
round
to put round
" and
doubt of it.
Wall,
it
wuz
Flamm turned
to
we
MOON'S.
195
Josiah and
me disembarked
from the carriage right onto the end of it. But the
dog and her relatives stayed back in the buggy and
Josiah spoke bitterly to me ag'in but low, "They
it would hurt 'em to associate with me a little,
think
but I
of the week,
if
Haman,"
good
Don't
let
some
fried
at the gate,
poison
They seem
way
little
tr^
dumb proud
dumb of it."
themselves too
is
the
to say
AT THE
196
But
TABLES.
him
we
sequently
sot.
of folks on
'em,
down
wuz
full
to a little
The road
on 'em.
wuz
And
as I looked
down on
softly
from fur
unbeknown
into
my
to
off,
fur
off,
bringin' a greetin' to me
It come
to me.
anybody, unbeknown
FEARFUL MEDITATIONS.
198
Where did
it
beautiful than
it wuz.
Echoes of music sweeter fur than wuz a
beautiful as
soundin.'
my
Not sad
tears,
but tears that come only to them that shet their eyes
and behold the country, and love it. The waves
softly lappin' the shore brought a message to me my
soul hearn it.
sent it ?
And where, and when,
;
Who
an^
why ?
Not a
on
my
tatoes with
my
But
went back a
lace
END OF THE
RIDE.
199
potatoes,
jesJ
may
and
wuz straws
as well believe
if
wuz a
And
in
it
goin' to
lie,
I wouldn't
lie
about lem
that if things
to
lots
like it will
to
of
happenin'
you,
jest
git
things
That
in
made
twice
one
week
or
so, that I
happen.
ons.
it,
Any way
it is
the truth.
7
quietly takin
out the straws and droppin' 'em on the floor at my
side in a quiet ladylike manner, and Josiah, a bein*
the
the
us, further
had
than to
for us as
we got
Flamm's
relatives
drove
off.
XI.
VISIT TO
IT wuz a
fair
it
duz seem
me
to
anywhere
else),
camped on a little
where we wuz.
Ardelia
wuz
that Josiah
sail
to
rise
come
to
from
there.
And
we wuz
minute
siah Allen
side
on me.
And
as
we
fair pleasant
And
it,
Josiah
l(
Saratoga
is
a good-natured
?"
JO SIAH GETS
CROSS.
201
said,
"
difference with
me."
"What
didn't?" sez I.
" I'm
always good," sez he, and he snapped out the
words
real snappish,
And
ruff
down
And
to prove
your goodness."
he went 'on
good here ;
"
Wall,"
Hilton Park,
men
and loud.
Yaddo,
I,
makes me reconciled, Josiah, to have
it makes me willin', Josiah."
He guessed men would get rich
(cross),
it
get rich ;
he sez
And
wealth to
make
der round
in,
wan
own narrow rocky
and forget
It
is
their
ENOUGH
202
didn't,
and I
am
SAID.
Josiah Allen."
"
"That
is
is
" there
And
And
" Oil
"
wall," sez he,
you have probable said enough
about
it."
Now
But
'ast
word, some
wimmeu
I wuzn't goin' to be
shet right eff from talkin' about these places, and I
" Dumb it all !
and he
intimated as much to
still
him,
said,
I could talk about 'em all day, if I wanted to, and
about Demorist's Woods too."
"
"
Wall," sez I, that is another place, Josiah Allen,
that is a likely well-meanin' spot.
Middlin' curius to
" It makes one's head
look at," se,' I, reesonably.
feel sort a strange to see them criss-cross, curius poles,
and
and
floors
up
in trees,
and
ladders,
But
that the
little
And
it
and
it is
teterin' boards,
a well-meanin'
me to think
wuz brung up there
highly tickled
CRAZY DOIN'S.
203
when
up
and have a
of dirty
lot
"
Oh
it is,
me
Oh, how
That man
he heered
my
am
breath
is
it
me
grows
me
all,
rich
some,
free,
grounds
it
free for
etc., etc.
And
St.
Chris
tiana's
^he
first on'*.
HE
204
And
MOLLIFIED.
IS
Josiah, while I
wuz
talkiu'
They seemed
to quiet
He
him.
big,
You know
and
there
is
*o
and
folks, that
gildin*
mebby they
Ma
a mite.
herself out a
her children.
I don't believe in
Mas
goin'
round
I don't spose
Ma
AT THE ENCAMPMENT.
tomb or had hooks and
for oritory,
205
to be
I say it
;
took in a oritorius
way.)
And
named
is
There
camped.
is
stores,
and there
different kinds,
me wandered on.
And anon, we came to a tent
Josiah and
When ?
And he said it wuz a fortune-teller who would look
in the pamm of my hand, and tell me all my fortune
that wuz a passin' by.
And I said I guessed I would
and Why, and
go
in, for
I would love to
know how
the children
wuz
willin' to
14
206
dren and the baby. And he sees the texts from Job
on it, with his own eyes.
So I bid him a affectionate farewell, and we see the
woman
But I didn't
on't.
care.
So I went
in,
with
my mind
all
Keep up good
Mom
spirits,
"A man
you want
to
you
will get
him
in
what ? "
marry.
small
bald-
His
light-
him
and studyin'
"
For
it
as if
it
my pamm
wuz a jography.
"
!
BROKEN
LINES.
207
line, that is
all.
"
" Then
you have been married ?
says she.
sez
I.
Yes, Mora,"
"
Oh, I see, down in the corner of your hand
offin,
you
will be happy.
spite
The
He
is a
But
trouble.
will lead
of the light-complected
woman with
the blue
hat on."
But I
Ardelia Tutt had on a blue hat, the idee
" I have
her go on. Thinkses I,
paid my money
!
let
it stands me in hand to
get the worth on't."
So she comferted me up with the hope of gettin' my
and now
my
spell.
pardner
my
strange.
Why
it
seemed same as
if
them
wuz
Or, in some
filtered
avenue
It
is
down
way or
to her comprehension
beyond our sense or sight.
wuz a
bein*
through some
"
all
Get
opposition."
to
ON JIMSON WEEDS.
JOSIAH
209
thinks.
"
For," sez he, I'll be hanged
I can understand and I won't believe anything
I can't understand "
he didn't believe
if
it.
"
that
And
make
her blue foretop, and her green gown, then I'll tell
you all about this secret that Nater holds back
from us a
spell,
comes."
" I
" Oh shaw " sez
Josiah,
guess I know all about
i jimson weed.
Why they grow ; that is all there is
!
about them.
many
would know
all
I guess if you'd
times as I have a pullin' 'em
about 'em.
It
wuz
onion beds.
weed goes down into the earth and selects jest what she
wants out of the great storehouse below ? She never
comes out in a pink head-dress or a yellow gown.
No, she always selects what will make the blue. It
shows that
it
has
life,
intelligence, or else
it
couldn'f
A STARTLING SIGHT.
210
think,
But
up
you young scamp
Sez
"
ready to go on eloquent
hollerin'
that,
I, jest
wuz
"
Why
!"
What
I,
my companion
Here you stop
Don't you let me see you a
is it,
Josiah Allen?
"
marked up over
her, her
to see a lot of
young
creeters
"Do
212
ACTION".
woman.
Why don't you spend your strengths a trydo sunthin' for her? Git her a home, and
sunthin' to eat, and a better dress.
Before I'd do what
in'
to
But they
And
jest
laughed at
and threw
it,
and
hit
in the dust.
as
Why
good a spankin
us, the
impudent creeters.
that minute took up a stick
Sarah right on her poor old
head.
of her mouth.
them
little
imps care ?
as if they
now ? "
I wuz proud of my
of so much voyalence
213
seemed ready
proud of that noble man,
their bones
knew
to part
my
I wuz
asunder.
pardner.
that if their bones was shattered
But
my
still
pardner
I see
how
did Josiah.
it
And
vehemence."
page 212.
in their hands
Sam
resent
Aunt
it
215
mebby.
Uncle
Sally."
I,
wuz kinder
And
siah.
that
golden
and
see
Sez
And
hair.
it.
I,
"It
Think of the
cost before
it is
too late."
Sez
I,
"Your
the
"
my
life,
Samantha, I have
Them
jest
han
beautiful creet-
feel that
them
"
it
Wall," sez I,
is not fur from
" if
you feel like that, Josiah Allen,
me to balk you in your search for
we
TOWERING WRATH.
216
^dremp
He
beauty, he
had
so
long
of.
glanced down
first
ners she had known, and to the one who wuz a showin*
of her off, before I had time to even glance at her,
the maid, I was
He
me.
when
or tame
seen
but
must be
callin'
of
it.
He
the hair-comb
And
"
fist
JOSIAff R'AGES.
Iner,
and
golden
217
"
cries
tresses ?
you
to bring
money
layin' out in
dumb
Do you
this instant.
my
scere-crows out
goiii' to
pay out
I wouldn't have a
iii
my money
Do you
s'pose I'm
for seein' that dried-up
lot,
mummy
its
five
give you
hoorse with emotion, and he
He wuz
round his
lips as anything
ward looked
glassy.
and
wuz
his eyes
wuz
under his
pale
for'
218
I,
wondered
tell
at.
which made
sot is
my
I see
it.
reasun onto
its
it all,
high throne on
my
heart, I
my
my
my
ner's.
I turned to him,
and
tried to
calm the
seethin'
wa
sarcastic
way where
And
mariners?
the song
hollerin' for
wuz
him
The
little
lips
The
idee on't!
idee
of that
But
did.
the
POETRY APPEASES
were
219
into silence
I begoned to Ardelia
terrifyin'
gettin'
him
HIM.
And
" And I
tell
tell
tell
At
fist
"
Be
!
calm,
And I
"I
Allen," sez
I, in
tremblin' axents
that
skeme
failed,
it
began
to look
It
more
And
home."
seen.
And
from the
220
A FORBIDDEN WORD.
have never
dast, not in
to say
it
from
me
xn.
'
A DRIVE
TO SARATOGA LAKE.
hirin'
this afternoon,
He
called
it
a minute by ourselves.
Wall, Josiah wuz dretful good behaved
this after
He
Men
actin'
do have sech
at
times.
spells.
Why
They
they act
better
and more
actin'.
up head-
cross,
It
is
a deep
221
RIDING ON.
222
to go."
you
agin,
place,
"
Samantha ? "
Yes," sez
" I had
to
go any particular
jest as leves
go there as not."
would be where you would
want to go." And he drove on at a good jog. But
no better jog than we had been a goin' on.
Wall the weather wuz delightful. It wuz soft and
"
Wall, I
balmy.
I,
knew
And my
to his linement)
there
feelin's
wuz
soft
towered
my
and balmy
pardner (owin'
as the air.
And
so
who governed his state wisely and well, held the lines
firm, when she wuz balky, and would have been
glad to take the lines in her teeth and run away onto
ruin ; past the big grand house of him who carried a
piece of our American justice way off into Egypt and
carried it firm and square too right there in the dark.
I
its
Josiah admitted
to
SARATOGA LAKE.
where we could
223
little
Lake, lay in' a smilin' up into the skies.
white cloud wuz a restin' up on the top of the treecovered mountain that riz up on one side of the lake,
and I felt that it might be the shadow form of the
down
over- the,
still,
wuz a
if it ever
heaved up into
who had
deep
passed away,
of them who once rested lightly on her bosem, bathed
their dark forwards and read the meanin' of the
heavens, in the moon and stars reflected there.
I don't know as she remembered 'em, and Josiah
don't.
on
But I know
as
we
down
it
a comin' from
sort a shivered
mebby agin
I guess
it
wuzn't.
it felt
that
it
wuz
all
right, that
a fairer
down
still
men
A "UNEEK" BARN.
'224
and
and dolor.
and calm as we
left her,
and
and
glowin'.
5
Wall, we went by a long first rate lookin sort of a
It wuz a kind of a dark red color,
tarven, I guess.
and
sort of a buildin',
" There
That
is
that
and
is
my
a barn I like
is
sunthin' uneek.
stun
still
to look at
Josiah sez,
And
That
if I live.
it.
And
round barn
And you
"
would
cost.
I'd
have
is.
" I wonder
I wouldn't have
it
how much
it
225
"be,
reasenably,
cost ?
How many
take for
feet
it ?
and man."
I nudged him there, for as I have said, I didn't
believe then, and I don't believe now, that he or any
other man ever knew or mistrusted what they meant
by
it
that term
" as
sounds kind
usin'
it
he loves
Wall, the
between
o' flat,
it.
man broke
out
a' laughin'
I think
I,
my
and
sez he,
neck forward
But
suffice it to
HE FELT
226
MEACHIN'.
my companion at
fornia.
Good land
good land
much, I wuz
about
it
restin'
them
feet in the
It
spring overflow of the pure cold mountain water.
seemed to me she felt she was a alien, as if she missed
her strong sturdy grand old body, her lofty head that
used to peer up over the mountains, and as if some
to find 'em.
I thought of
nad kissed
its
how
it
tier
How
228
warm
together to
But
the
first
warm
warmed
her, she
would
her
feet,
birds of a different
to her (mebby).
Strange faces of
What
faces
and what
What
sort of tribulations
wuz
they,
sort of
garden wuz
Adam
wuz
And
all these
dry dusty old feet and wuz sorry for 'em. And I
reveryed on the subject more'n half the way home. an4
229
And
doors,
we
see
am mejum
there
didn't
so.
And
man
the
us,
and
let
us
thought
in the road,
is
ten times as
many
in
here."
And
me,
sez,
"Yes, Josiah, be
He
wuz
looked down on
careful
and not
lose
hay mow."
me and sort
a smiled.
I s'pose
COIN* LIKE
230
And
sez,
LIGHTNIW
"I
wouldn't laugh in such a time as
Sez I, " Do jest look over there
And
it
wuz a
thrilliu' seen.
It
wuz a
place big
And
time.
some
different
And
with
then there
little
wuz a broad
clusters of trees
little
came
them
believed
by
to
lots
trees instid
but
it
is
Why
They
call it
"
A STEEPLE
CHASE.
231
on't, it
to me.
they had.)
lots
"A
But if I wuz
^em, I always preferred runnin' water.
a goin' to buy one, what under the sun do you s'pose I
would buy one way off here for, hundreds of miles
from Jonesville?"
"I
might possibly," sez
feelin's
it to,
and
if
tryin' to think
"I
might
I,
We
POOLS OR PONDS.
233
how I
could pack
or transport
it,
it,
or drive
it
home
a mystery to me."
"
Again he sez mechinecally, Lots of wimmen do
'em."
get
"
Wall, some wimmen," sez I mildly, for I see he
wuz a lookin' at me perfect dumbfoundered. I see
is
I wuz
him with my
fairly stuntin'
wimmen
will
buy anything
if it
eloquence.
"Some
has a French
name
to
it.
Now
to goin'.
pool.
such
my
way.
haint,"
I haint.
no good
to
keep
tion of settin'
age."
firmly
up
decesion*
It wouldn't
"No
do
me
it
on
my
234
it
wouldn't hurt
humor you
There ! I'll
" Where is
in this
is
your money ?
You pay
"
sez he.
five dollars
" It
is
five
back."
**
I riz right
up
him, Gam-
TWO SWEEPING
236
Then I
sot
TIDES.
down and
to Josiah Allen,
once."
He
too had heerd the fearful word and his princewuz rousted up. He driv right on rapidly,
too
pies
But as he
out of the gate and into the highway.
druv on fast and almost furius I heerd him murmur
horses,
big full
bows, and
monds, and
And
all
laces,
and
parasols,
BEAUTIFUL DRIVES.
big gate that wuz a standin'
into a beautiful quiet road
237
did
But I wuzn't
me.
It
there.
sorry.
seemed as
if
see
little
ways
off
of a curius generation.
before
my
face to
it
Some
am
wuz
we
HOMEWARD BOUND.
238
seemed to be
trees a growin*
waviu'
downwards,
branches, goin*
grand trees,
down into the water and livin' agin in another world,
-a
more beautiful
one.
gettin'
low and
piles
of clouds
wuz
down and
sweetness.
reposin'
on a divine hope, an
infinite
XIII.
VISITS TO
NOTABLE PLACES.
Now
Why,
in the
Why
clare, it
call
my
did fairly
here, that
you
on.
that
way
of all
colers,
horses havin' gone by, and horses that hadn't gone by.
And big carriages with folks inside all dressed up in
239
ON THE
240
PIAZZAS.
And
elligent gentle
dressed perfectly splendid, a settin' up straight
behind.
With thin yellow legs, or stripes down the
men
side on 'em, and their hats all trimmed off with ornements and buttons up and down their backs.
Haughty creeters they wuz, I make no doubt.
set there on
them piazzas and see the seemiii'ly endless crowd a
to and fro,
goin' by back and forth, back and forth
to and fro.
I didn't enjoy it so much as some did,
;
MINGLED RECOLLECTIONS.
241
land!
it
run
wuz right.
round each of them rings. The idee of runnin' 'em all together with the livin' one !
It wuz
ectin' like a fool and it seemed fairly
providential that
their names run in jest that way.
cluster
Why,
want
to
if
different sides
242
tellin' to
the
the other
ones.
and
Bury
angerin' him, and agonizen' your own heart.
him before you bring a new one into the same room.
And never
anger, dig
before the
and the
in' vines
to talk
That
is
my
companion came up
me to go a walkin'
with him
He
SOLEMN AMUSEMENTS.
often used to tell the children
And when
343
little,
it
to
married too
But to-day I
And
so after a short
walk we came
But as we went
AN ENGINEER'S
244
it
EPITAPH.
Or mebby
sea.
it
the odd fancy that put a shell to your ear you will
hear a whisperin' in it of a land fur away, fur away.
wuz underneath
still
and
cold,
The wood
My
for quite a
sot there
we
come there
to the
village to stay.
him
jest as fur as
friend? ^hey
How
they could
wife, children,
and
weak love
is,
to
and how
strong.
It
AMUSING READING.
to hold
fain
245
have done
shadow the hull world with its blackness, blot out the
sun and the stars, and scale the very mounts of
heaven with its wild complaints and pleadin's. A
strange thing love is, haint it ?
Wall, we sot there for quite a spell
and
my com
and marriages
at
Providence
it
wuz,
etc., etc.
And
then there
wuz a
Providence should
and
do
such
strange,
onlookedfor
and so 4th.
And I spoke right up and sez, " That is a slander
onto Providence and ort to be took as such by every
things, etc.,
etcetery,
lover of justice."
who worshipped
her,
FASHION'S HIGH-FLYERS.
246
life
wrapped up in the
child,
nor cared for anything else only just the well bein' of
the child and wardin trouble off of her, for so the
And he sez in wild amaze, " What do
piece stated.
7
"I
Because," sez I,
" and
the hull story ;
then I went on and told it to
and
he
with
me and felt jest as I dio^
him,
agreed
You
see,
wuz a
perfect
life,
wuz
on.
Wall, she
wuz
and
so there
wuz
naturelly a big
so, that it
The mother
when
it.
begun to
move, she could have reached up her hands and etiddied it, and kep* it from fallin', if she could ha^a got
it
first
A NEEDLESS CALAMITY.
247
"em up, but with that corset on, the hull American
continent might have tumbled onto the child's head
and she couldn't have moved her arms up to keep it
have
off; couldn't
lifted
life.
corset on.
all
The
child
wuz wedged
in
by the
stir,
And
there
it
terious
Providence."
A mys
Providence
dispensation
slandered shamefully and I will say so with
my
last
breath.
What
are mothers
made
for if
it
God
little
ones
248
too civilized
wimmen.
summer.
Wall, we sot there on the stoop for quite a spell
and then we wended our way down to the highway,
and as we arrived there my companion proposed that
we should take a carriage and go to the Tobop:gen
Sez
glide.
I,
we have been
to-day,
Josiah Allen."
And he
And I
sez,
"Why
not?"
it
them
selves."
And
side,
may
be to each other.
Yet I
see he
wuz
in the right
on't.
"
Wall, I don't
slidin'
down
know
hill,
as there
Josiah.
is
anyth-ing
I s'pose
wrong
in
can go with
you."
"No," sez
down
slidin'
he,
hill unless
you
THROUGH SARATOGA.
249
over, or sunthin'."
wuz
Foboggen
slide.
We
<city,
ee
one.)
CONVENT WALLS.
250
onto more.
still
more beautiful*
woods and
Pictures of quiet
pictures.
bendin'
trees,
human happi
wuz
ness,
forever.
Mebby
it
wuz about
to
Mebby
they had sot out for through a lonesome way.
" Never "
it wuz
they wuz a readin' about, and mebby
" Forever." I don't know what it wuz. Bui
it wuz
we went by 'em, and
wuz the very minute
Father's calm and
sad-lookin'
face,
that I
ketched sight
'IS
HE A INJUN?"
251
immense
or so they called
slide,
it,
and a female
And we
it.
went out her back door, and see way up the slide, or
There wuz a railin' on each side on't, and a
trough.
in
the
middle where she said the Toboggen
place
came down.
And
sez Josiah,
"
Who
is
the Toboggen,
anyway ?
down
that place."
the woman said,
Toboggen wuz a sort of
a long sled, that two or three folks could ride on, and
"A
And
they come
down
cn't?
toMissPixley's?"
"
" and
further too.
It
is
as far as
in the right
on't."
And sez Josiah, " How do they get back agin ? "
Do they come in the cars, or in their own conven
iences ?
"
How IT
252
" There
is
WOKKS.
"
there,
and
cleer
up
Do
they
that mountain
" Don't
Yes," sez she.
you see the place at the
side for 'em to draw the Toboggen up, and the little
"
flights of steps for 'em to go up the hill ?
"
Wall," sez I, in deep amaze, and anxius as ever
" where duz the
to get information on deep subjects,
"
fun come
up
the
And
in, is it in
hills,
or
is it
she said
in comin'
it first rate.
And
she said
it
all
dressed
up
in
and bright
white
color,
happy
and then
She said
it
of
"JEST A
**
"
Do
Oh
they come
no " sez
!
down
she.
RD
FLASH."
253
"
alone ?
sez Josiah.
"
Boys and their sweethearts,
men and
took."
I,
Why, he
said they
see her to
You
They go
254
go on the
tnan said,
there.
And
He
And
I'll
gleamin'
he
bet that
slide,
stars
they
started
wuz
as if they 2
.nto a dazzlin'
their faces.
But
when they
felt
way
of glory.
You
down
that
alone under
glidin'
down
could see
it
in
made Josiah
" I
sez,
Allen, crazier'n
feel as if
I must
To
I,
in July."
"
Josiah,
can't slide
sez he,
quire."
you
down
hill
woman
if they ever
To-
"A
"
"
No, never
!
And
I sez,
255
sez she.
it
can't be done.*'
" How
can you
what you can do without tryin' ? sez he lookin'
I trembled,
shrewdly, and longingly, up the slide.
for I knew not what the next move of his would be.
But I bethought me of a powerful weepon I had by
it
"
tell
me.
And
I sez, "
The
And
down
the steps
him.
Truly I felt relieved, and sez I to myself,
" What would wimmen do if it wuzn't for these little
my soul
Sez he,
Samantha Allen, before I leave Sara
toga I shall Toboggen."
Wall, I immegetly turned the subject round and
to.
up our
sometimes
By
night
all
Alas!
how
futile is
our hopes,
futiler
"Josiah turned and almost flew down the steps and into
the buggy."
p. 2$$.
IS
HE KIDNAPPED ?
257
felt
cold that I
wuz a
layin' on.
And
then
the log gin way with me, and my head came down
onto the ground. And then I slept peaceful agin, but
chilly, till anon, or
It wuz in the
sound and I waked up with a start.
But as faint as
first faint glow of mornin' twilight.
At
my
my
wuz growin'
Allen, he
is
dear to me.
in the attempt.
Yes,
that I must perish if I did not find him.
What
would life be to me without him ? And as I thought
felt
it.
A WILD EFFORT.
258
But
human
love
And
accounted for
blanket
wuz
yellow.
He
my
cold feelin' in
my
dream).
The
it
my
to fasten
it
round
his
stockin' supporters.
He couldn't buckle
is what called forth his exclamations.
my
it,
and that
At
his feet,
partly upon the stairs, wuz the bolster from our bed
And
(that accounted for the log that had gin way).
he had spread a little red shawl of mine over the top
on't, and as I opened the door he wuz jest ready to
embark on the bolster, he wuz jest a steppin' onto it.
But as he see me he paused, and I sez in low axentsf
"What are you a goin' to do, Josiah Allen?"
" I'm a
goin' to Toboggen," sez he.
260
Sez
"
I,
Do
you stop
at once,
into
your room."
"
"
sez he firmly, and preparin* to embark
No, no
"
on the bolster, I am a goin' to Toboggen. And you
come and go to. It is so fashionable," sez he, " such
!
a genteel diversion."
Sez I, " Do you stop
it
at once,
"
your room. Why," sez I, the hull house will be
routed up, and be up here in a minute."
"
"
Wall," sez he, they'll see fun if they do and
fashion.
am
a goin', Samantha
"
!
and he stepped
forward.
Sez
"
a
"
I,
but
it
fool."
"
Oh
no,
go down
Samantha
Wall," sez
and
stair.
I, feelin' that
ambush by him,
make
I must
I must Toboggen.
And he fixed the bolster
sez I,
"
wuz drove
to
my
last
my
over the
floor.
NEW EXPERIMENT.
would be charged
261
in
your
bill.
all
day.
He
Oh
the tribulations
care of a man.
his
it
But then
it
pays.
After
all,
in the
good.
night,
and
recognize.
J
room with
And
his umberell.
"
sez,
What
is
"
what are you a doin' now ?
"Oh
am
But I don't
SICK OF THE
262
seemed tuckered
out,
"
I, coldly,
in
and
my
to
shoes.
spare
And you
for
both on 'em on
all,
this.
Why
it
you say."
both of your feet tied down onto that one shoe, and
you a tryin' to move off when you can't. I can't see
it,
Josiah
Allen."
"Oh
me
I wonder," sez
I, in
Allen."
" Oh
lookin'
now, Josiah
" sez
he.
keep a naggin' at me !
he wuz a gittin' kinder sick of the idee.
" What
mean
'em on at
!
by
you
puttin'
But I
all is
see
more
than I can say," sez I, " a tryin to walk on snowshoes right in dog-days."
"I
put 'em on," Samantha, sez he, a beginnin' to
" I
unstrap 'em,
put 'em on because I wanted to feel
like a savage."
"
they
Wall," sez
the last
I,
20
felt
(These
them snow-shoes into the closet, and that wuz the last
He had borrowed
trial I had with him about 'em.
'em.
happy.
afternoon, she
Oh,
aa
page
SICKENING OF BIAL.
265
And
anything I know.
low
spirited.
Flamburg
out.
Mebby
Mebby
sort
a pensive and
she
is
his ways.
XIV.
LAKE GEORGE AND MOUNT M'GREGOR.
IT wuz on a nice pleasant day that Ardelia Tutt,
Josiah Allen, and me, met by previous agreement
quite early in the mornin', A. M., and sot out for
and a
forests,
and the
trees
beautiful day,
P.M.
And
welcome
to us.
We
all
seemed
had a most
me sot
sail for
For
up higher in the
other
any
peak on the con
it is the place where the
is lifted
tinent
fur higher.
memory
266
fair,
Mount McGregor
all
like a inspiration
forever.
The
267
rest there
move
back
on, or if
for a
little,
yet there
wuz a
ground of Victory.
every
little
the mountains.
while as
a curve, a
And
with
then a green
tall
ferns,
about
it
A STARVING MAN.
268
my
companion said
forenoon,
to
Now
starvin' state.
it
me
that he
wuz
in nearly
M.
tion so soon.
that he
But
blue
the fur-away
moun
tains.
It
wuz
rousted up
by
it,
and forgot
Even
his hunger.
Josiah
wuz
I myself
But anon,
as
my
senses
in
my
JOSIAH IN PERIL.
and I
see he
269
up.
And
I found that
man
it
did
re.
mounted from
it
and
clever
and
real affectionate to
rious.
it,
and over
all the
and \
landscape undei
summer
the world
when
down in
glory.
Like
words.
The
air,
18
270
pen wuz laid down for the last time, where the last
words wuz said. That pen wuz hung up over the bed
where the tired head had rested last. By the bedside
wuz
where
wuz a
1885."
my
"
He vuz
272
the mysteries of
life,
The
last
and that
shinin'.
On
no
ready
ON
to face danger
t)UTY.
273
and death
whom
And when
like
AN ADMIRING
274
NATION.
an
Of all
they sent
entirely he wuz beloved by them all,
up to Heaven such a great cloud of prayers for his
But he only wuz
safety as never rose for any man.
and
who
in
him
in such
full hearted
their
quicker
adorin' heart-throbs,
the
slower
But
all
275
the while, all through the agony and the labor, and
when too wearied he lay down the pen, he wuz on
duty.
the
memory,
love,
and mebby
remorse.
But
matters
little
it
come
in,
did in his
restin' there
life
the wind
wind sings its sweet summer songs b;it
he does not mind the melody or the clamor. He is
nesting.
Sleep on, Hero beloved, while the world
wakes to praise thee.
;
Wall,
we
sot
sail
But the
mountain
DAISY STATION.
276
light,
And
of white
full
him
if
"
he,
dumb
'em in
should I and
dressed
all
my
sinful.
expletive that
wuz
PICKING DAISIES.
sinful.
did.
277
my
best endeavors of
no
called
sez,
genteel
Andlsez, "Yes."
And
he
finally
"
sez,
for you.
Dumb
their
dumb
picters."
" Don't
I,
go in that spirit, Josiah Allen."
I
shall
Wall,
go in jest that spirit," he snapped
" if I
at
And he went.
all."
out,
go
Sez
But oh
wuz a
soms.
hatred,
it
air.
Altogether
it
wuz
And
\n
strange.
his
mean
another word.
78
man
tiful
sez to Josiah,
blossom."
wuz glad
sunthin' fearful.
lim'
from
And
He
lim'.
end of the
got eloquent on
offish,
and
I did
it
let
from
principle.
off,
and talked
FEW
sez he,
I,
"
Wall,
so, whether you believe it or not.
I
see
a
feller
Why,
just now who sez he don't believe
it
is
I,
The Bible
sez,
"
"
"
"
Oh, shaw
sez I.
(I seldom say shaw, but this
a time for shawin'.)
But Josiah kep' on, for he wuz fearfully excited.
Sez he, "Why, the feller said, there wuz a old man
!
seemed to
me
Why
279
280
and a
livin' till
wuz kinder
He
Sam
to take
him up
to
Troy and
let
him
die.
"Wall, Sam
And
sithe,
You
believe the waters are good, very good, and the air is
healthy here in the extreme, but I don't believe that."
it,
I don't see
" I am a
Josiah,
am
die."
And
sez
here."
"
to,
"
Wall," sez I, you must do as you are a mind
with fear and tremblin'."
281
megum
'em.
in
it,
But oh
"Why? "sez
I.
wife.
Wall,"
said,
he wuz a carryin' her to the Immortal spring
jest as fast as he could, for he felt it would save her,
And
if
traveled night
and day
to get
28$
all
him
felt that
he must
in his affliction.
"
told
him of it.
dretful
affectin'.
It
to."
"
Oh
" sez
" I didn't think
Josiah,
I guess I
And
meant
well.
to cry,
and when to
laff.
it
went on, he a
folleriu' on,
and I a
bein*
HOJRROJRt
raegum, and drinkin' stiddy, but moderate. And as
might be expected, I gained in health every day,
it
and
why, he
'em
felt truly,
go home
lost strength
that if
it
thing of that
thinkin'
And
in
drinked
then.
thing.
1 1 glasses full
of the spring he
wuz a follerin'
And
Josiah told
him
What water
lie
wuz a
"
DEADLY
286
married
man ? "
POISON.
at him.
With a family ?
pitifully
"
Yes," sez Josiah, faintly.
"
Oh
" must
dear," sez the man,
so lamented ?
it
be
so, to die, so
"
jest
round the
lip.
"
"
on
them
their death-beds
brung down
Immortal
"
"Why?"
I don't hold
WONDERFUL WATERS.
287
full
now."
"
" Eleven
sez the loan.
glasses of that poison ?
"
Wall, if it is too late I am not to blame. Pve
warned you. Farewell," sez he, a graspin' holt of
"
you
in
it is
And
proach
them waters."
in'
wuz ap
the seen.
to me,
You
can
drink enough.
Bible,
till
kill yourself
And you
you *yrow
to
can
your
down and
chair,
and
lose
read the
your eye
sight.
289
dretful
human body.
good
Dretful
XVI.
AT A LAWN PARTY.
WALL,
word
for Josiah
party.
And
lawn."
Sez Josiah, "
"
And I
sez,
I'll
"
you do with it?
Oh, I s'pose I shall wrap it round me,
do what the
And
If it
is
What
will
rest do."
sez Josiah,
" Hadn't I
ort to have some too ?
it,
I shall
feel like
s'pose
I,
you
necktie,
handkerchief, or sunthin'."
Sez he, " How would a vest look
made out of
it,
ground-work ?
But I
sez at once,
"
You
Then he proposed
290
to
A MOURNFUL MUSICIAN.
291
that idee.
And who
but Ardelia.
to
should
strains.
And,
own
entirely
soul,
through them
unbeknown
hom
to myself, I
old,
helpless,
throng.
And
see,
a settin' there
with her blind eyes, what did she hear through them
hombly tones that she wuz a singin' day after day to
Did
292
of
life ?
Did
lark flyin' up
doorway of a home, a lark watched by young eyes,
two pairs of 'em, that made the seem' a blessedness ?
Did a baby's first sweet blunders of speech, and happy
as she sot there a drawin'
laughter come back to her,
out with her wrinkled hands them miserable sounds
And
tread
a steppin'
steps of child, or lover, or friend,
away from
a stiddy
her, and youth and happiness, and hope,
away from her?
goin'
approach
us, if their
way
leads over
rocks or roses ?
em ?
For thinkses
harp of any
MISREADING
SIGNS.
293
and
thin.
critter,
I gin her
c^uite
lot
of
I hurried Josiah
down
we wuz a
crossin'
street
my
companion
I,
it' The
First
Man-I-Cure Of The
I haint a doubt of
it.
And
I s'pose
I s'pose I ort to go in and be cured.
that
I
it will be
of
should
me,
go
expected
probably
in,
and
let
him look
at
my
corns."
" Josiah
I,
Allen, I've heerd you talk time and
feelin'
folks, and here you be a talkin'
agin aginst big
Sez
right to yourself,
of the day."
it
and
callin'
yourself the
first
man
"Wall,
sez I mildly,
"I do
SETTLING JO SIAH.
294
And
it.
"Wall,"
Allen."
sez I,
And
"wait
till
another time,
Josiah
down under
we
our
feet,
Why
man would
sleep, or anything."
"Wall,"
sez I, mildly,
"I
eubject."
A GARDEN PARTY.
296
And
that
it
thing
in full dress."
many go
"
" I have
Wall," sez I calmly,
got one."
me
she told
to
come
in
And
season.
good
That afternoon, Josiah a bein' out for a walk, I took
out of my trunk a dress that Alminy Hagidon had
made for me out of a very full pattern I had got of a
peddler, and wanted it all put in, so's it would fade
all alike, for
I mistrusted
it
wouldn't wash.
It
wuz
round the
It
"
Wall, there
may
be
but
And
she had.
had
laid
wuz glad
that
little fuller
it
jest as
than even I
it
would
shrink in washin'.
It
WHZ
297
tickled
Sez
I,
"I know
better!"
Do you s'pose
folks would call a dress full, when there wuzn't more'n
half a waist and sleeves to it.
I'd try to use a little
Allen
There
ain't
no sense in
it.
"
judgment, Josiah Allen
But he contended that he wuz in the right on't.
And he took up his best vest that lay on the bed, and
!
sot
down, and took out his jack knife and went a rip"
open one of the shoulders, and sez I, What are
pin'
you
"
Why, you
"
mind
to,
Samantha
go in full dress."
Sez I, " Josiah Allen do you look me in the face
and say you are a goin' in a low neck vest, and
"
to that
!
everything,
party to-night ?
BOUND TO BE FASHIONABL^
298
"
And
manner
that
wuz
per
immodest.
I turned
my
felt that
Josiah Allen ?
Where
"Where
is
your modesty,
"
your decency ?
Sez he firmly, " I keep 'em where all the rest do,
who go in full dress."
I sot right down in a chair and sez I, "Wall there
is
if
is
you go
in that condition,
you
" to
home, if Tirzah Ann,
your own daughter, had ketched you in that perdickerment, a rubbin' on linement or anything, you would
will
go alone.
Why," sez I,
and old
me
to foller
"Why
I'm a thinkin, on
he in a
And
asked him
bones, anyway,
if
he could
see
and
any
GROANS AND
SIGHS.
299
"
beauty in it, and sez I, Who wants to look at our old
bare necks, Josiah Allen ? And if there wuzn't any
other powerful reeson of modesty and decency in it,
you'd ketch your death cold, Josiah Allen, and be laid
up with the newmoan. You know you would," sez
"
I,
" It
bit
" I never
propose anything of a high fashion
terly.
able kind but what you want to break it up.
Why,
dumb
it all,
called as
Why
"
But," sez he, in the same bitter axents, you always
try to break up all my efforts at high life and fash
I presume you won't waltz to-night, nor want
ion.
me
to."
fcithed,
leader
ar'
ft
grandfather
and
in'!"
Men
Put
their
HE SURRENDERS.
300
down
and a
his pocket.
And
when
Now,
move him, such as
powerless.
love sways
him round
Christian
woman.
The sound
reason of
its
woman
man and a
more such
affronts than
WHAT FIDDLES
DO.
3Q1
it
took
him out
men who
And
makes
and
immodesty modest, indecency decent,
immorality
moral ? " And agin I sithe heavy and gin 3 deep
And I see Josiah gin in. All the sound
groans.
reasons weighed as nothin' with him, but 2 or 3
groans, and a few sithes settled the matter.
Truly
sacredness in the strains of that fiddle, that
Love
is
a mighty conqueror.
And anon
can gin
it all
(t
Wall, I s'pose I
shall
it, but we
haint.
We
Allen," sez I.
Why, I'm a
thinkin'
on
he.
page 29!.
A SIGHT TO BEHOLD.
3Q3
round
affectionateness of
my
mean.
words
to
I love
to,
and he loves
it.
We sot out in
And
it
wuz
Miss
come
Flamm
to her
room
for
a few minutes.
it,
for
me
to
Miss Flamm's
house
in, alJ
WHERE
304
IS
THE WAISTf
a foamin' and a
glitterin'
Gorgus enough
And
for a princess.
I didn't mind
it
much,
wuz
eyes
down on
her skirts
all
"
till
"
how
the hull
My
Yes," says
" I have
got
" Where is
I.
it
"
"
it
RATHER LOW.
306
a finger high ?
Injun savage, and curb him in. But she sort o' bal
anced herself unto 'em, the best she could, and put.
her hands round her waist it wuzn't much bigget-
Says
I,
are a goin'
"Do you
down
tell
into that
and
it
showin'
ahead.
This
is
she.
"
Says I in witherin' and burnin' skorn, It
heighth of immodesty."
And
I jest turned
my
is
fcer,
the
and
A WRATHFUL SEPARATION.
sailed out of the room.
that, lawsuit or
3Q7
no lawsuit.
distance.
every
side,
same
loom up round
as the mountains
Loontown.
There wu * oig platform
of
your
life,
and
fall in'
down
in pink,
silver water
spark-
GORGEOUS THRONGS.
308
lin'
down
that loved to
shone white,
risin'
grass.
"
How
his eyes.
it
would
I believe
home.
the case
to
pump
may
it
be,
But my
theme in lookin' about him onto the magnificent
seen, and a seein' the throngs of men and wimmen
growin' more and more denser, and every crowd on
'em that swept by us, and round us, and before us, a
growin' more gorgus in dress, or so it seemed to us.
Gemms of every gorgus coler under the heavens and
some jest the coler of the heavens when it is blue and
shinin' or when it is purplish dark in the night time,
or when it is full of white fleecy clouds, or when it is
a shinin' with
Why., one
stars.
woman had
so
many diamonds on
that
CRUSHED WAISTS.
she had a detective follerin' her
all
309
round wherever
she went.
lots
so I told Josiah.
And
we men
dumb mistake if
know what they
own
"
how
coat,
a drawin' you in
And God
able shape.
waists jest alike in the
smart for
men
to
place,
and
it
is jest
as
it
SMALL FEET.
310
and
lungs,
You
such.
know
it," sez I,
if I
any way
wuz
" I don't
lay out
wear
am
in
"I
your place."
know
" I haint a
goin' to
I
shall, though I
probable
it,
that," sez I.
stronger
"
Wall,
dumb
it,
he.
"
Why,"
sez I,
"I
s'pose one great thing
is their
dressin' comfortable."
"
Wall, I
"
PB he.
am
glad you
Why,"
know enough
to
know it,"
man tyin
1
31 \
his waist,
steel,
" Don't
bring up no such
"
nerve."
Sez I, You know I
up
it,
my
to see
I,
you a
"
to witness
dered,
your
and agin I
And
man to
he
do
suffering
"
sez,
it
it,
Wall,
it is
woman
woman than
as for a
can't,
And
sez I.
solemn
kill
me
agin' I shud
sithed.
dangerous for a
" I know
it," sez
but I
would
It
I,
it is
a man."
between
I can't stand
far
it,
my
to
sithes.
"I
know
it."
"
fooJ.
I wuz
And
mind
still
sithin',
SIGNIFICANT BLUSHES^
312
my
life,
man
Josiah,"
every word I
I,
you can."
And
stood
up
in front of
morals wuz a
tottlin'
me
at that time,
and
told
me
his
And
"
modesty to the cheeks of noble and modest men ?
"Yes," sez he, graspin' holt of my hand in the
warmth of his gratitude, for he see what I had kep'
him
tha.
"
Yes, you wuz in the right on't, SamanI see the awfulness of the peril from which you
from.
rescued of me.
But never,"
down
313
railin',
a baby."
"
Wall," sez
I,
" don't
try to look, Josiah ; turn
And
fascination of a
it is
known danger
though such
is
the
But he
waltzin'
But
in spite
young
girls
wuz held
embraced 'em.
And
how warmly
the
young men
And
Minkley
sez,
"You
looked Elder
you had gone into
have
couldn't
you ?
if
"
girl as
insulted of her.
sez he,
Ann
Why,"
why, if
respect for her at all,
would tear 'em lim from lim."
And
he looked capable
it
on't.
He
looked almost
314
and
foller on, if
let
him
He
She wuz
the tarven.
with a
tall
man
Flamm
a standin'
up
jest as
we
in the parlor,
He
sorry
he,
thinkin' on ?
I,
yqu."
man be a
If there
wuz
wuz
I don't
resented
it,
or
I didn't want to
XVII.
A TRIP TO SCHUYLERVILLE.
IT wuz a lovely mornin' when ray companion and
me
that
Saratoga,
world.
of the
occasionally, for,
poet says,
big
that neighborly
this,
and friendly
sez,
in Victory to
come over
VICTORY MILLS.
316
sez he,
He wuz
jest full of
is
it
didn't
stop
victory,
Samantha."
And
wuz
and
so forgot to
a fair seen.
While
fur, fur
away
wuz a standin'
lovin' world.
THE MONUMENT.
317
And
see.
broad
seemed to
we
Josiah and
roomy
sort a
got up to
it,
up
street,
we
hold.
we
all the
stood at
its
on't wuz,
time
base,
it
it
we wuz
it, till,
as
very skies.
There wuz some
side on't.
Way
some
like
the recess
in
sort a recesses,
my
higher and
narrower, and
up in the first one, a lookin' stiddy
through storm and shine at the North star, stood
General Gates, bigger than life considerable, but none
And
standin'
too big ; for his deeds and the deeds of all of our old
fathers stand out now and seem a good deal bigger
than
life.
all their
consequences, a
eight bigger.
Wall, there he stands, a leanin' on his sword.
He'll
GENERAL SCHUYLER.
318
On
is
But
of crawlin'
he'll
do
On
it.
triotic
American
is
He wuz
it is all
is
ness,
On
have
it
name carved by
and
right to
a grave-stun.
there, a
a brave soldier
the
hand of cupidity,
selfish
treachery.
Morgan
is
standin'
up
with his hands over his eyes, lookin' away into the
He looked jest like that when he wuz a
sunset.
lookin' after prowlin' red skins and red coats;
when
GENERAL MORGAN.
wuz under dark clouds, and
the sun
to
do
is
319
the day
to stand
up
wuz dark
there
and
glow
they shine
Hold up your
Brown old
bright, its rays, may well dazzle you.
I love to think of you always a standin' up
soldiers,
off over
all
up by a
the world,
After you
what they
I don't
they meant.
I don't
know
wuz
and impressive.
Mebby
wuz all so
noble
320
He
still
One wuz
wuz a spinnin
NOBLE WOMEN.
321
And
foe.
it.
then there
fellin* trees
own
And
there
wuz some
British
wimmen
up on
follerin*
their husbands
Aukland a
Hudson
in
litile
canoe
wuz a
less
shinin' the clear white light of a woman's deathOh ! there wuz likely wimmen
devotion.
JENNIE McCREA.
322
British, I haiiit a
amongst the
doubt of
it,
and men
too.
And
we
then
some more
pictures,
all
round
that
room.
we
see
Alto
to
em
woman
settin'
But here
it
destroyed her
materialized.
Yes,
it
wuz
a awful seen.
man
full fruition
the sight.
lookin' on her dead body, if it wuz his doin's in the
first place, in lettin' loose such ignerance and savagery
BURGOYNE'S SURRENDER.
323
on
it
it,
and
command
And
to Gates.
offices.
Then
to Gates.
it
there
duz now
wuz
in public affairs
the surrender of
A sight
Bur
to fur
impressive enough
nish one with stiddy emotions for weeks and weeks.
thinkin' of all he surrendered to him that day, and
goyne
wuz took.
The monument is dretful
soars as if it wuz bound to
all that
high.
reach
And
he said
it
would
324
up; I guessed
it
would stand
it.
I dis
we
left
us
settin'
on
it,
carryin' tidin's
trees,
by
so
many a
old 4 father,
tri
We
umph, and encouragement, and everything.
went over the threshold wore down by the steps that
had fell there for a hundred years, some light, some
heavy
We
steps.
the
And
old-fashioned settee, half-table and half-seat.
we see the cup General Washington drinked tea out
of,
good old
wuz good
see lots
creeter.
tea,
325
balls,
said folks
Somebody
But Josiah whispered
been
stole, so
want with
spot.
they said.
his teeth
And
.But
roomy rooms
square,
old house for dozens of
of
OLD THINGS.
327
The dear
didn't cast no
came
No,
and
of the
block,
street jest
into the
wuz a
tablet,
And
jest there, under which Burgoyne surrendered.
when
I
all
that
he
surrendered
of
that
thought
agin,
day, and all that America and the world gained,
my
and arrove
And
till
we turned down a
328
A MOTHER'S SOUL.
and
It
made a high
pile.
children,
What do you
danger
jest the
man
heart
she loves.
ON TO
little
girls,
and
their
OBLIVION.
329
wards, and
their
away
Pa and
of Oblivion,
Ma
it
we
faces,
And
try to follow
it.
haint
it
shall
away down
330
PASSING AWAY.
at the sight.
Kinder sad
it
XVIII.
ONE
of
it,
as
fixin'
you may
say.
it
to kinder tinker
wanted
to tear
it
to pieces,
and build
it
over new.
But
it is
wuz
on 'em
all
in
my
power
to enjoy anything.
They
and philan
This poor
little
331
QUEER PROCEEDINGS.
332
out kinder side ways from his dark hombly little face,
rousted up my pity, and my sympathy. There had
been quite a firm speech made against allowin' for
And this little heathen, in
eigners on our shores.
his broken speech, said, It all seemed so funny to him,
them
wuz
them the
truth, told
selves,
come over
all to
here,
and then
when they broke away from all that held 'em in their
own land, and came thousands and thousands of milds,
to get to this land of
freedom and
wuz
they
And
so
it
religion,
did to me.
And
then
to land.
I said to myself, I
The
prepare
for,
sailed
they will
and go
to.
wonder
'em
to
if they haint
afraid, that
and
other
A HEFTY JOB.
3*3
it
comferted
felt real
glad to think
But I went
it
wuz
so.
and enjoyed
do
talk
it
night,
There is no
likely folks belong to the hull on 'em.
danger of folks losin' their way to Heaven unless they
want to, and they can go on their own favorite paths
be they blue Presbyterian paths, or Methodist
pasters, or by the Baptist boat, or the Episcopalian
high way, or the Catholic covered way, or the Unitar
too,
"
JOSIAWS SCHEME.
334
there
must always be
where so many
forget the very name of the station they sot out from.
I sez as much to my companion, as we wended our
everybody be Methodists?"
We wuz a goin'
he sez a lookin' at
as if he
wuz
sorry for
then,
"
it,
and
What
munion
is
changed
at
What
com
a pity
might believe
in,
And
be Methodists.
Why
WHAT CHURCH TO
JINE.
335
common
A man
is
a fool
Why
Why
Why
and bold.
it
as
much
as
you
ort.
am
afraid
you
demin' your
belief
is
own
belief at the
like a rock
THE SUPERNATURAL.
336
of her
beliefs
and
can't be
houses, Presbyterian,
a miraculous
birth,
life
of supernatural
dead comin'
one
your own."
He
it,
or else let
it
else
If you think it
you think it is not ar-
entirely alone.
"
"
Wall," sez he, they are a low
NO BIGOTRY.
337
up by
Pharisees,
They would
" But
it
shone on
it
Let us not be
humanity
Truth
to-day.
is a
jewel that cannot be
and
is
chafing, all
this turbeleno;
For
all
of con-
He
beliefs,
begun
I continued on
we
" Josiah
Allen, you and I
mean, and
know what
that
But don't
everybody
let
else's light is
down on
OPEN
338
GATES.
And
'em into
it.
let
upernatu ralism.
"
how
same to
shin in'
down
many
"
own
gates.
The
a thousand
yellow
flashin' waterfall
dazzliu' sparkles.
breaks
it
into
back, so does the dark cone of the pine tree, and the
diamond, the opal, the ruby, each tinges the light witli
its own coloring, but the light is all from above.
And
way
for
which
WHAT WE
SEE.
339
let
their
own medium,
is reflected,
back
Let
ourselves, be patient with other ignerent ones.
us not be too intolerent, for no intolerence, Josiah
is so cruel as that of ignerence, an' stupidity."
Sez Josiah, " I won't believe in anything I can't
see, Samantha Allen."
Allen
"
is
worth seein'?
havin' in
life,
us
and through
The
is
worth
deathless
us,
alive,
What
MYSTERIES.
340
it
on
Josiah Allen?
force
it.
"What
is
sunthin' in the
Who
in,
and the
tides
go out
Who
ever
of anything, and we
all on us
only
We are
"Tough
we may.
Learnin' a
little
maybe.
Havin' to onlearn
SCHOOL OF EXPERIENCE.
a
move on towards
34J
four.
Clasp
Havin'
little
'
intermissions
'
shall
ters that
all
on
us, so
de
"
walk a
little
faster."
And,
wuz
readin' a
ad
vertisement.
of
it.
benine
face,
had been a
342
desired to be,
house.
AT THE HAVEN.
our
own
tried
XIX.
8T.
WALL,
getly
it
after
wuz
CHRISTINA'S HOME.
that very afternoon, almost imme*
that Josiah Allen invited me
dinner,
warmly
little
of their miserable,
Home,
for
it
is-a
stiflin',
home-like surroundin's.
as I
shiny
its
And
I thought to myself
how
thankful I
wuz
343
that
CLEAN AS A
344
this pleasant
House
Beautiful,
PIN.
wuz prepared
for the
bright,
'em.
And the
face of the
sister
from which
wuz
reflected.
Up
specially attracted
where the
little
my
ones
attention. It
wuz took
wuz a small
chapel
Great Spirit
small,
who
inhabiteth Eternity.
No, it wuz
And the
cheerful, like a home.
stained
and
He wuz
art in
Heaven,"
WASTING TIME.
346
And
all
never ! through
they get entirely away from the
!
me from time
to time,
my
On
we
there
No,
tree,
it
by one of the
wuz one of
little
be a lookin' pensively on
that
had belonged
and
seein'
He
He
seemed to
how
the land
to 'em, the
happy huntin'-grounds,
the springs they believed the Great Spirit had gin to
'em, had all passed away into the hands of another
race.
may
tree, right in
ARDELIA AND
BIAt.,
347
in
me
my
knows? I
wuz a hur-
my umberell
by my companion, I found
a
the
mountin'
myself
nearly precipitus stairs, that
say, that soon, preceded
And
sense.
The
on 'em.
to once,
and
said,
he didn't care to
JOSIAWS HOPES.
348
You know
If
folks are most always so.
and
of
a
recreation
that
is
they partake
pleasure
doubtful in its effects, they will always say, what a high
dretfully.
make no move
though
it
treme.
the words
fell
I had ruther
mar
almost dead on
suffer in silence
that biiss.
embark.
too
me
and
He
see
him makin'
his preparations to
wuz touched by
my
He
not to
to
him
embark
before,
GOOD-BYE.
349
And
\f
found at
rushin' into.
And
He
And
nin' quick
back,
sez,
panion
thing,
heard your cry, Josiah
I rushed to save you, my
dear pardner."
"
"
Yes," sez he, I spoke out to you, to call your
attention to the landscape, over the woods there '*
!
still
sort of a
way,
JOSIAH SCREAMS.
350
"
wuz
it
beautiful
"
I, coldly,
You wuz
idee of
me
bein' skairt.
I wuz
and
callin*
What wuz
"
"
Oh,
it
things."
" It would
great seen to scream about," sez I.
there
till you
have
stood
probable
got back, but you
couldn't seem to wait."
"A
"
to see
it wuz
So sort a
perfectly beautiful
and soarin' like. It is jest what suits a man."
" You'd better
go right over it agin," sez I.
"
" You'd
Yes," sez the man who runs the cars.
"Immensely,
free
better
"
go agin."
Oh
"
man.
"KINDER CLOUDY."
Josiah Allen looked
351
all
on the
you happy,
Josiah Allen."
"
Yes, you'd better go," sez the man.
" No " sez
Josiah, still a lookin' round for a excuse,
up into the heavens and onto the horizon. And at
!
one
"
go.
No,
And
night."
sot out
it
so
we
said no
homewards.
handed
my
it
it,
for
I put
it
some days
into
after
wards.
That night
after
we
got
home from
the Roller
And
wuz
I fairly
worship
it
yet
he
would more'n probable get Ardelia Tutt, for I know
the power of Ambition in her, and I felt that she
I felt that if things
as he
352
would
CRISIS
AT HAND.
name
of
So I
sat
there in deep
wuz
No, I felt that it wuz runa dwindlin' torrent over a rocky bed, and a
pin' in
percepitus one.
And
felt that if
he
wuz with me
Even
heart.
Retribution
At
Tutt and
happiness
chain that
got here, Bial proposed to take her out for a drive and
she consented.
He got a livery horse, and buggy, and
they say that the livery man knew jest what sort of a
creeter the horse wuz, and knew it wuz liable to break
the
buggy
have
it
all to pieces
for goin-'
let
'em
that
is
THE BANKER.
353
that
side
had
A man
foundations of a barn.
And
there
it all
And
wuz.
anybody doubted
cart a load on
it
it.
let
fearful, in
And
as th
wuz a
fleein'
far away,
355
to
Mr.
mebby
didn't
ride
want
on the
owned
see
him
agin, nor
to.
I s'pose
so.
She never
it
In
all
her agony she realized that. But she had built a high
towerin' structure of ambition ou what he said, and
it
had tottered.
And
is
come out
to the
buggy
to
And
who
as if
should
Abram Gee ?
IN ABRAM'S ARMS.
356
on her
feet (owin' to
and
enough
to see him,
till
wuz
Which
it.
it,
up and
in the night
able to write a
wheelbarrow
for
dretful shook
way along
poem
agitated,
some
called,
"a
and
it
time, that
lay on a
I thought
when I
had
fell,
read
it
wuz second
All his
warm
ENGAGED.
358
how he needed
him
wuz
And
will.
and eloquent, I
then he went on
her,
I s'pose he talked
Anyhow she accepted
s'pose so.
there
in
full
faith and a pink and white
right
cambric
dress.
And
mind.
hull country.
"Wall, I lay out to give 'em a handsome present when
they be married, which will be in the fall. Mother
Gee (who has got as well as can be expected) is goin'
it
ABRAM'S LOVE.
But she
is
359
it is
her preffer-
ence.
And Abram
And
Ardelia
it is
her
is
own
to
home
wishes.
altar to her
wisdom of the
And
is
land
will
come
difference to
in
when
it
him
if
He
would
damp
or dry.
rained.
her,
she didn't
soft
And good
affectionate always.
make no
to
too.
it
wouldn't
know enough
fetch her in,
XX.
AN ACCIDENT WITH
WALL,
it
wuz on
up a
din'
RESULTS.
wuz a
settin' in
we
laid out
my room a
men-
my
rip in
pardner's best coat, previous to
in
his
when all of a sudden Miss
trunk,
packin'
Flamm's hired girl came in a cryin', and sez I, " What
"
is the matter ?
And
sez she,
" Ah
to
Miss
come over
Flamm
There
Yes,"
agin.
"How
"
the
Wall, the nurse had her out with the baby and
And we s'pose she had been drinkin'
boys.
little
too much.
We all
in a condition to
360
knew
A MOTHER'S SORROW.
in',
and Miss
Flamm would
have noticed
361
it
and kep'
'em
in,
die.
brung
she,
" It
My
wuz
so dry.
But
my
feelin's for
Flamm
Miss
we met
after
363
"
for you,
it
that
is
lips
a class-leader,
mebby shouldn't
That man
able in prayer.
He prays as if he meant what he
said.
He don't try to show off in oritory as so many
He never sez, " Oh
do, or give the Lord information.
is
and
if it is best
will be granted.
So I motioned
for that
man
to kneel
down by
the
TEARS.
364
Flamm and
I on the other
side,
commenced
Wall, Josiah
I thought it
agitations seemed to last for some time.
wuz his feelin's overcomin' of him, and of course,
hand bein' over my eyes in a respectful, decent way,
my
But
at
last, after
effort,
he began
go on as usual agin. About that time I
heard sunthin' hit the wall hard on the other side of
to
wuz
before
onto
it
my
and busted
rooted
laid her
head down
into tears.
tears
duz.
down
that stream,
anybody duz.
But any way, from
s'pose
that
day on Miss
Flamm
has
A DEAD DOG.
365
wuz
We stayed
we
on
help her take care of the children for the future ; only
help her, for she should have the oversight of 'em her
always.
hired girl told me (Miss Flamm never men
tioned it to me), and she wuz glad enough of it, that
self,
The
long as
told
me
that
it
down
it
had a breath
And Josiah
body.
must be kep', it is right
left in its
in confidence (and
he said jest after he had knelt
;
and began to pray he felt that dog climb up
it
should be)
tails,
and growl
HINDRANCES TO PRAYER.
366
He
tried to nestle
no, there
it
hung
on,
at 'em that
had got
to
all
right towards
Miss
to do he didn't know.
He couldn't stop his
on
such
a
time
and
kill a dog, though
as
this
prayer
he owned up to me that he felt like it, and he couldn't
What
keep still and feel his coat-tails tore off of him, and
be growled at, and shook, and nawed at all day. So
he said after the dog had gin a most powerful tug,
almost a partin' the skirts asunder from his coat, he
drew up one foot carefully (still a keepin' his face
down and he
wish.
growth much,
It
didn't
if any.
spiritual
"
Wall, he wuz a strugglin' with it and with his feelin's, for I kep
on a sayin', 'Josiah, do be calm do be careful about usin' a profane
word so nigh home, and at this time of day, and you just home from
;
a tower.' "
page 366.
A HARD PLACE.
368
man wuz
it
That
and he
wuz."
my
mind.
He owned
man
braid a
He
said
time.
"
"
to think
we
felt real
the comforts and consolations of pardners. Howsumever, the dog died, and I wuz kinder sorry for
the dog.
ways
did.
THE HOME
me
to
TRIP.
369
front of 'em.
dog as a dog.
Wall, they say that when that dog died, Miss
Flamm
him
real well,
come
He
Flamm.
a carryin' on another lawsuit for her
(more money that descended onto her from her father,
or that ort to descend).
And he is carryin' it stiddy
Thos. J.
and
safe.
is
It will bring
Thomas
Jefferson over
900
dollars in
poem on
the cars
*H
would be dumbed
if
platform."
looked
down
at
her
all
me
tell
371
about
Abram
it.
wor
went right on
home
lays
Thomas
J.
wuz a comin'
saddul bags
in,
and
drive.
my
to lift
my
trunk he
faltered.
It
it,
wuz a
risin'.
And
It
wuz a hard
felt,
as well as
sez, instinct
"
For I knew not what onively,
Josiah, be calm
word
he
might drop as he vainly tried to
guarded
grip hold on't, and it eluded his efferts and came
"
down on
s'pose, portions
it,
fray.
it
and with
his
372
NEW HAND.
from a tower."
And he kep' his
it
right there
on the platform.
Savin' these few slight remarks that man nobly re
strained himself, and lugged and lifted till the blood
And right in
almost gushed through his bald head.
the midst of the fray, a porter came up and went to
liftin'
way
Railroad
And
as
it fell
fin
felt as if
But Josiah
listened to the
HOME AGAIN!
373
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