Wrong Email Address

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so

he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next
day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick
email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and
his note was directed instead to an elderly preachers wife whose
husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at
the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead
faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on
the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Night the First, Second and Third ......

In the solemn silence of the night , Joni entered her room because it
has been sleepy . He saw his wife was covered from head to toe . "
Shame may be , it's known that night for their first night ... muttered
Joni " . Joni turned off the lights and lay down beside his wife . On
the sidelines of a nocturnal animal sounds with his partner shouted
to his wife's voice whispering tenderly , " ripe papaya fruit is ripe , if
the squirrels want to feel ? " . " Oh , what's with this my wife ? " Joni
said to myself . Throughout the night he lay down and think . "
Oh .... it seems my wife remembered my wife's hometown ... too
sad ... until delirious . Not 's okay , let him rest " whispered her heart
full of understanding .
The second night scenes occurred again with different dialogue .
His wife whispered " I'm ready plowed fields , when the farmer was
about to fall to sow ? " . " Pity really my wife , still ngigau again ... I
have to find a cure " Joni embroidery in the liver.
The next day Joni had told his father who happened to stop by the
weirdness that happened to his wife . " Ah ... chicken Joni
complains . I sekolahkan you aloft to university this sort of thing was
you did not know ? " . His father began to talk about Adam and
Eve , laila and majnun , romeo and juliet ( related to the new
bride ) . " Oh ... so " , Joni smiled , " now I understand " . He knows
what to do tonight ...
The long-awaited evening arrived . The same scene occurred again
in the bedroom but this time she was silent a thousand languages .
" Well ... why so quiet this" . Joni did not give up . After a long time
there was no sound of his wife Joni also said "it's true stomach
hunger is felt , squirrels may come to feel ? " . The silent cold night ,
there was no any response from his wife . " The sarong is
disingsingkan neatly , allow the farmer to come to sow ? " . Still no
response from his wife . Joni was tried again , " is ready to fly

Savior , may I come plane landed ? " . Once wistful response of the
wife under the covers " sorry sir ... just foundation flood ..... "
Malam Pertama, Kedua dan Ketiga......
Dalam keheningan malam yang syahdu, Joni memasuki kamarnya
karena telah mengantuk. Dia melihat istrinya sudah berselimut dari
ujung rambut sampai ujung kaki. "Malu mungkin, maklumlah malam
itu malam pertama bagi mereka...gumam Joni". Joni pun
mematikan lampu kemudian berbaring disisi sang istri. Di sela-sela
suara binatang malam yang bersahutan dengan pasangannya
terdengar suara istrinya berbisik mesra, "buah pepaya sudah
ranum matang, jika tupai hendak merasakan?". "Aduh, ada apa
dengan istriku ini?" tanya Joni dalam hati. Sepanjang malam dia
berbaring dan berfikir. "Oh....sepertinya istriku teringat kampung
halaman...kasian istriku...sampai mengigau. Tidak apa-apalah,
biarlah dia istirahat" bisik hatinya penuh pengertian.
Malam kedua adegan tersebut terjadi kembali dengan dialog yang
berbeda. Istrinya berbisik "sawah saya sudah siap dibajak, bila pak
tani hendak turun menyemai?". "Kasihan benar istriku, masih
ngigau lagi... aku mesti mencari obatnya" tekat Joni dalam hati.
Keesokan harinya Joni pun bercerita kepada ayahnya yang
kebetulan mampir mengenai keanehan yang terjadi pada istrinya
itu. "Ah...keluh ayam Joni. Aku sekolahkan kamu tinggi-tinggi
sampai universitas hal semacam ini pun kamu tidak tahu?".
Ayahnya pun mulai bercerita tentang adam dan hawa, laila dan
majnun, romeo dan juliet (yang berhubungan dengan pengantin
baru). "Oh...begitu", Joni tersenyum simpul, "sekarang aku
mengerti". Dia tahu apa yang harus dilakukan malam ini...
Malam yang ditunggu-tunggu pun tiba. Adegan yang sama terjadi
lagi di kamar tidur tetapi kali ini istrinya membisu seribu bahasa.
"Wah...kenapa jadi sepi gini". Joni pun tidak menyerah. Setelah
sekian lama tidak ada suara dari istrinya Joni pun berkata "sudah

lapar benar perut ini rasanya, boleh tupai datang merasakan?".

Malam dingin semakin sunyi, tak ada jawaban apapun dari sang
istri. "Kain sarung sudah disingsingkan dengan rapi, bolehkan pak
tani datang menyemai?". Masih saja tidak ada jawaban dari
istrinya. Joni pun mencoba lagi, "Juru terbang sudah siap sedia,
bolehkah pesawat datang mendarat?". Sayu sekali jawaban sang
istri dari bawah selimut "maaf tuan...landasannya baru saja
banjir.....!".
THAT PHONE IS OFF
Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very
rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so
he decided to set up his own real estate agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in.
he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming
toward the door of his office.
It must be my first customer Dave thought. He quickly picked up the
telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call
from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive
house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and
waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the
man said to Dave; I am from the telephone company and I was sent
here to connect your telephone

Loving Money Too Much

There was a man who liked money very much. He worked all of his life and wanted to save
all of his money for his own future. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved
money more than just about anything.
Even, just before he died, he said to his wife; "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all
my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he
asked his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the
money in the casket with him.

Well, one day, he really died. Then he was stretched out in the casket. The wife was sitting
there in black clothes next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just
before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box in her hands. She came over with the box and placed it in the casket. After
that the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Not long after that, her friend
said, "I hope you were not crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."
The wife turned to her friend and replied; "Yes, because I have promised." Then she
continued; "I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him." Feeling shocked, her friend said; "You mean that you have put every cent of his money
in the casket with him?" Then the wife answered; "Surely I did. I got it all together, put all the
money into my account and I just wrote him a check."