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The most wrong slash c pairing of all times?
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For those of you who do not know, a slash fic is a piece of fiction based on an existing book or film that is written by a fan and features a
homosexual pairing of the characters from the original work.
Slash fics, as you might have guessed, are usually written by teenage girls, who prefer them to other forms of fiction because there's love
and sex, no rival girls and twice as many cocks in it. A lot of slash fics are
horribly written and feature... unusual, to say the least, pairings.
The goal of this thread is to invent the most worrying, the most wrong, the most scary slash pairing to ever appear on the interwebs. The one
that makes you regret you have an imagination. The one that will make even Wiglaf wince.
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2. No crossovers, please: Bart Simpson/Shinji Ikari is awful, but let's keep that simple.
3. Male characters only. It's a slash fic!
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Chewbacca/Luke Skywalker.
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LordShiva Antonio/Bassanio
Deity Oh wait.
Riesstiu IV Hitler/Mussolini
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Lorizael I think we're going to be hard pressed to come up with ones that haven't already been done, unfortunately. Everything exists on the internet.
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Riesstiu IV
Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
Emperor Hitler/Mussolini
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onodera
Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
Emperor Hitler/Mussolini
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LordShiva THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
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Heraclitus Russia getting the ideas it needs to produce gay porn on poly.
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Krill
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You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
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Originally posted by Q Cubed
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Professor 4, 2008 at 16:27.
Snape/Harry Potter?
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I gather that's been done many times. You can go to www.restrictedsection.org to check. The summaries make for damned funny reading,
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evenCynical
if I don'tChristian
ever, EVER want to read the stories. Now, Hagrid/Dobby or Aragog/Ron? That's more unusual.
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Familial Obligations by Aleisha Potter (NC-17 - Bill/Fleur, Bill/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione) Hermione Granger's future brother-
in-law came to her with an odd request. "Have my baby." Now she has a choice to make. She is in dangerous waters and has more to lose
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than just her relationship with Ron should she do this, she may just lose her heart. Chapters: i | ii | iii | iv
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onodera
Originally posted by Q Cubed
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Q Classic
Originally posted by Elok
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I gather that's been done many times. You can go to www.restrictedsection.org to check. The summaries make
for damned funny reading, even if I don't ever, EVER want to read the stories. Now, Hagrid/Dobby or
Aragog/Ron? That's more unusual.
...oh my.
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Elok Well, at least there were no hits when I searched the site for "Aragog." But "Dobby" returned four:
Deity Bald is Beautiful Baby by Ladyofthemasque (NC-17 - Ron/Winky) After a disfiguring accident at the end of the Final Battle, Ron needs to
regain his confidence in his sexual appeal, and Dobby asks Winky to assist.
Dobby's Mistake by Yohannon (NC-17 - Harry/House elves) Harry's already losing enough sleep, when Dobby awakens him in the dead of
night to help with a problem of Dobby's own devising. House elves really SHOULDN'T mess with magic, especially using books stolen from
a certain blonde haired nemesis of Harry's!
Dobby's Nose by SunshineFanFics (NC-17 - Harry/Dobby) Dobby knows the best way to relax Harry Potter, sir!
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1011 1100About Harry Potter, or What the House Elf Saw by GMTH (NC-17 - Harry/Snape) Winky gets the wrong idea when she sees Harry
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Snape. Dobby has to set her straight.
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Elok Oh, and there's a story wherein Filch screws his cat, and a fourteen-chapter epic centered around Harry and...Fenrir Grayback. And Moody
gets some action in at least one story. Wow, there are some sick people out there. Thank goodness RS.org is around to make the rest of us
Deity feel well-adjusted, huh?
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Krill I am so glad that I only read the last part of the last sentence of the last post.
Deity Please can the mods delete this thread? this is supposed to be a family site, and if it isn't deleted, can they please give me a vomit smily.
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Krill ghastly comedy is only funny if I don;t throw up into my mouth after thinking about thinking about it.
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Zevico
Optimus Prime/Bumblebee
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Location: Melbourne You sick sick man. Pairing inaminate objects like that is beyond the pale.
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