Take your mama out

When you grow up

Livin' like a good boy oughta
And your mama
Takes a shine to her best son
Something different
All the girls they seem to like you
Cause you're handsome
Like to talk and a whole lot of fun

But now your girl's gone a missin'

And your house has got an empty bed
The folks'll wonder 'bout the wedding
They won't listen to a word you said

[Chorus]
Gonna take your mama out all night
Yeah we'll show her what it's all about
We'll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne
We'll let the good times all roll out
And if the music ain't good, well it's just too bad
We're gonna sing along no matter what
Because the dancers don't mind at the New Orleans
If you tip 'em and they make a cut

Do it
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
That we're doing oh the best we can
We're gonna do it
Take your mama out all night
You can stay up late
'cause baby you're a full grown man
It's a struggle
Livin' like a good boy oughta
In the summer
Watchin' all the girls pass by
When your mama
Heard the way that you'd been talking
I tried to tell you
That all she'd wanna do is cry

Now we end up takin' the long way home

Lookin' overdressed wearin' buckets of stale cologne
It's so hard to see streets on a country road
When your glasses in the garbage
And your Continental's just been towed

[Repeat Chorus x2]

Im your man

Call me good call me bad

call me anything you want to baby
But I know that you're sad
And I know I'll make you happy
with the one thing that you never had.

Baby
I'm your man. Don't you know that

If you're gonna do it do it right

right? Do it with me.
If you're gonna do it
do it right right? Do it with me.

So good you're divine

Wanna take you wanna make you

but they tell me it's a crime.

Ev'rybody knows where the good people go

But where we're going baby

ain't no such word as no. Baby
I'm your man. Don't you know who I am? Baby
I'm your man. You bet !

If you're gonna do it
do it right
right?
Do it with me. . . .
First class information
I'll be your sexual inspiration

And with some stimulation

we can do it right.
So why waste time with other guys when you can have mine?
I ain't asking for no sacrifice. Baby
your friends do not need to know

I've got a real nice place to go

Listen: I don't need you to care

I don't need you to understand.

All I want is for you to be there
and when I'm turned on

If you want me I'm your man! I'm your man!

If you're gonna do it
do it right
right?
Do it with me. . . .

Now listen: if you're gonna do it - you know what I say?

If you're gonna do it don't throw it away

don't throw it baby.

I'll be your boy I'll be your man
I'll be the one who understands.
I'll be your first I'll be your last
I'll be the only one you ask.
I'll be your friend I'll be your toy
I'll be the one who brings you toy.
I'll be your hope I'll be your pearl
I'll take you half way round the world!
I'll make you rich I'll make you poor

just don't use the door.

If you're gonna do it
do it right
right?
Do it with me. . . .
ALICE THE FUCK

Sally called when she got the word,

She said: "I suppose you've heard - About Alice".
Well I rushed to the window, And I looked outside,
But I could hardly believe my eyes -
As a big limousine rolled slowly Into Alice's drive...

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, Or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons, But I just don't want to know,
'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice.
Alice, who the fuck is Alice

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,

To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice...

Grew up together, Two kids in the park,

Carved our initials, Deep in the bark, Me and Alice.
Now she walks through the door, With her head held high,
Just for a moment, I caught her eye,
As a big limousine pulled slowly Out of Alice's drive.

REFRAIN

Sally called back, asked how I felt,

She said: "I know how to help -
Get over Alice".
She said: "Now Alice is gone,
But I'm still here,
You know I've been waiting
For twenty-four years..."
And the big limousine disappeared...

REFRAIN

Alice, who the fuck is Alice

Roll over Beethoven

I'm gonna write a little letter,

Gonna mail it to my local DJ.
Yeah an' it's a jumpin' little record
I want my jockey to play.
Roll Over Beethoven, I gotta hear it again today.

You know, my temperature's risin'

The jukebox's blowin' a fuse.
My heart's beatin' rhythm
And my soul keeps a-singin' the blues.
Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news.

I got the rockin' pneumonia,

I need a shot of rhythm and blues.
I caught the rollin' arthiritis
Sittin' down at a rhythm review.
Roll Over Beethoven they're rockin' in two by two.

Well, if you feelin' like it

Go get your lover, then reel and rock it.
Roll it over and move on up just
A trifle further and reel and rock with it,
Roll it over,
Roll Over Beethoven, dig these rhythm and blues.

Well, early in the mornin' I'm a-givin' you a warnin'

Don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
Hey diddle diddle, I am playin' my fiddle,
Ain't got nothin' to lose.
Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news.

You know she wiggles like a glow worm,

Dance like a spinnin' top.
She got a crazy partner, Ya oughta see 'em reel and rock.
Long as she got a dime the music wont never stop.
Just a gigolo

Just a gigolo everywhere I go

people know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance selling each romance
every night some heart betraying
There will come a day youth will pass away
then what will they say about me
When the end comes I know
they'll say just a gigolo
as life goes on without me

'Cause I aint got nobody

nobody nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama
come and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad

Get along with me babe,

been singin love songs
All of the time
Even only be, honey only, only be
Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop

I ain't got nobody 'cept love songs in love

Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

I ain't got nobody, nobody,

nobody cares for me Nobody , nobody
I'm so sad and lonely,
sad and lonely, sad and lonely,
Won't some sweet mama come
and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad

Get along with me babe,

been singin love songs
All of the time